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rattytaffy · 6 months

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Sometimes I Dream of Blorbos This time with the added horror of TAXES

So a while back I had this weird dream. I was sitting at a table sobbing. before me a single page titled 420 Easy Tax Form.

Behind me Moon is rubbing my back trying to explain to me how to fill out the form.

Finally I calm down and me and Moon slowly fill out the form, then i get to the question. "how many lbs of human flesh have you consumed this tax period? There is now a 30% tax on all human meat"

at this point sun shows up and sees the question on the tax form and says "Well that's going to be a problem"

Time skip to later in the kitchen

Moon is yelling at Sun about how he needs to stop eating people because it is simply costing to much and that we where fucked collectively for the tax season.

Now I'm tiered and could care less about this so i go to the fridge to get some milk for my coffee. I open it. The fridge is completely stuffed full of Safeway styrofoam and plastic wrap meat containers that contain the cheep rubber human limb props you get at a place like spirit Halloween. There is no milk, there is no room. it is all just human 'meat' and i realize how financially fucked we are.

I proceed to join Moon in yelling at Sun tell i wake up.

The most hilarious part to me is 1) eating people is perfectly legal in whatever world my dream took place in 2) Sun not Moon eats people 3) that despite having taken forensic science in highschool and having watched an autopsy, along with also doing practical effects from my time as a theater kid, this was not realistic looking gore. it was clearly fake and rubber and made badly. 4) Some how me Sun and Moon are able to file joint taxes? are we married? are they my dependents?

#rattywriting #weird dreams #fnaf moon #fnaf dca #fnaf sun #cw cannibalism #I geuss they arnt human sooooo #It's not like i was going to eat it #fuck this was a weird dream #and i was on a med that made me have super vivid dreams at the time #Anyone else get weird af blorbo dreams?#fnaf security breach #fnaf sb

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