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#I finally did an incorrect quote with yn lmao
kotoriarlert · 3 months
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Jill: I sleep with a knife under my pillow
Claire: I sleep with a gun under my pillow
(Name):You're all pathetic
Claire: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
(Name): Leon
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mamirhodessxox · 2 months
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Cody Rhodes Incorrect Quotes
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Y/N: Cody, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Cody: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Y/N: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Roman.
Cody: Wait- Y/N, no-
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Rhea: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Cody: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
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Y/N: This is a bad idea.
Cody: Then why are you coming along?
Y/N: Someone has to get your injured ass home.
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Cody: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”
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Dom: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Jey: *looks over at Cody and Y/N*
Jey: Is it “sexual tension”?
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Dom: Stay foxy.
Rhea: Die lonely.
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Rhea: I like your top, Y/N!
Cody: I have a name, you know.
Y/N: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
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Y/N: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Cody: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
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Dom: That’s illegal, right?
Rhea: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?
Dom: No-
Rhea: Then shut the fuck up.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Rhea: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Roman: ...I did. I broke it.
Rhea: No. No you didn't. Dom?
Dom: Don't look at me. Look at Y/N.
Y/N: What?! I didn't break it.
Dom: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Y/N: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Dom: Suspicious.
Y/N: No, it's not!
Cody: If it matters, probably not, but Jey was the last one to use it.
Jey: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Cody: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jey: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cody!
Roman: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Rhea.
Rhea: No! Who broke it!? <br <b="">Everyone:
Cody: Rhea... Dom's been awfully quiet.
Dom: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Rhea, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Rhea: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Rhea:
Rhea: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Cody: Hey, do you know the password to Y/N’s computer?
Dom: Fuck you, Cody.
Cody: Hey!!
Dom: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouCody".
Cody: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Cody: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!
Y/N: But I'm a vegan.
Cody: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.
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Rhea: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."
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Cody, to Y/N: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
Y/N: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*
Rhea, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Y/N cute or small.
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Jey, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Cody, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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Cody: I would let you ruin my life.
Y/N: Sorry, I’m busy ruining my own. You’ll have to wait.
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Roman: Hey, Cody, do you have feelings for me?
Cody: Yeah, anger.
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Cody, gently nudging Roman aside with their foot: Roman, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.
Roman, their eyes enormous: You kick Roman? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Cody! Jail for Cody for one thousand years!
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