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#I dont care how many names she got im calling her Lila
motherofplatypus · 10 months
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Let's be real, Chloe should've been the next Hawkmoth more than Lila, simply because Chloe has more reasons to terrorize the city.
The whole city was against her. Her parents were against her. She lost her privilege. She lost her hero status, and with the temp heroes are all back, it adds salt on her injuries. She hates both protagonists. And she's more than likely has enough savings to get herself supplies of butterflies and a hiding place, or she can just take one of Audrey's credit card.
Meanwhile, Lila's reason is just lame and petty. She hates Marinette and Ladybug (and Chat Noir as extension, but let's be real, who even cares about him at this point? Because the writers surely don't), she has the truth about Gabe that's more than likely only gonna be used in S7 finale, and...that's about it. She has no reason to terrorize the city other than to bring inconvenience for Ladybug. She couldn't care less about Adrien if it's not to hurt Mari. And she's infamous for bending reality to get everything her way no matter how big of a BS that is.
(Yes yes, i know that Lila is smarter and it would makes more sense for her to be the villain, but if her being smart means turning everyone into amoeba brain, then i reject the idea.)
I guess it's worth a shot to make Butterfly!Chloe AU fic.
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moonlit-imagines · 4 years
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Headcanons for dating Natasha Romanoff
Natasha Romanoff x reader
warnings: knife/gun/violence/death mentions
a/n: ILY EM
prompt: @the-radio-star: “wait ok can i request headcanons for dating natasha romanoff?! I saw you were looking for more natasha requests :D”
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you were a SHIELD agent and clint’s partner sent to take nat down
you were desperate to finish this mission but thank goodness clint was there to stop you
“y/n, we’ve gotta give her a chance. she deserves it”
“clint, we have a mission to complete”
he apprehended her, disobeying the shoot-to-kill order, which you were upset about at first
but natasha didn’t seem as heartless as they said she was
“i can tell you want me dead. it’s okay, lots of people do”
“just following orders”
“so was i”
clint and you were assigned to her by nick fury himself, helping “the black widow” out of the rogue assassin role and into a domestic assasin <3
you began to warm up go natasha, though, which surprised you a lot
clint ended up taking off to be with his family for a while, so it was just you and her
nat and you learned a lot about each other (as a trust exercise)
“well, uh, have you had any pets, ms. romanoff?”
“i have not had any pets. but there was a rat living underneath my bed when i was younger”
“oh”
time actually slipped right past the two of you, as you ended up talking all night
“what time is it?”
“um...oh, it’s four a.m.”
“really? we’ve been talking all this time?”
as time went on, she began flirting less and less subtly
you weren’t opposed to it
it was obvious to clint
you and nat got sent on your first mission together to prove she was loyal to SHIELD and she ended up taking a bullet for you
you thought she was going to die, you couldn’t stop freaking out
but she was amused by your concern
“are you like this with all the agents or just me?”
kissing her just to get her to stop making fun of you
“i’m gonna say you only do this with me? i sure hope so”
fury knew this shit was gonna happen, actually he was planning on it
“you two make a great team, no doubt will you be an amazing couple”
the agents have been shipping yall since the beginning
you were already close with clint’s family, but now natasha was getting the chance to meet them!
“daddy, who’s that girl with the red hair?”
“that’s y/n’s girlfriend, lila! her name is natasha”
“aunt natasha!”
more missions with natasha because you do great together
unspoken movements that flow together so well
when she’s away on her own, she calls you (or messages you) every night to tell you about her day and how stupid her target is
easy peasy
the avengers initiative was activated and you were apart of it, along with nat
so now you guys were a mf power couple
nat was totally soft on you compared to everyone else dhshshha
they were stunned
“loveeee youuuuu, y/nnnnn”
the hand holding mhm yes
tony poking fun at your relationship
“say that again and i’ll cut your eyes out, stark”
“nat, please, no. knife away”
thor thinks your relationship is adorable
and he’s so genuine about it!!
“you two fight your battles together! such a strong bond that cannot be broken! i wish the two of you nothing but happiness!”
nat is a cuddler i swear
if she’s not cuddling you she has to cuddle a pillow so she hates being away from you
making jokes about “engagement firearms”
“be serious, nat, if i proposed to you with a pistol would you still say yes?”
“y/n, if you handed me an old shoe and asked me to marry you i’d probably still say yes”
constantly looking out for each other
she likes to lay on your lap
“i thought you were the black widow, not the black cat”
getting her some of her favorite food :)
nat loves wendy’s
you make jokes abt how she should be wendy for halloween dhahahhah
ahhhh she loves you so much its so cute
especially bc of the minor ways she shows affection, you know its for real
like she’ll walk up behind you and wrap her arms around your waist and put her chin on your shoulder and hum
you love hearingher tell you she loves you in russian
its the sweetest thing
she grabs your hand and puts it on her head so that you’ll play with her hair
because SERIOUSLY SHE LOOOOOVES PHYSICAL AFFECTION SHE NEEDS IT
you make her feel all tingly inside!!
“babe you’re the best thing that’s ever happen to me”
she’s a spy and you know she has to play another “character” but when she was on the run from HYDRA she kissed steve and he STILL cant look you in the eye because he feels bad no matter how many times you tell him that it’s not a big deal and literally they were trying to throw off bad guys its FINE
“im sorry, y/n”
“steve you’ve never done a thing wrong its OKAY”
you know she’s capable of taking care of hereee but you are always so terrified whenever nat’s in the slightest bit of trouble
you’re prepared to die for/with her
“think it’ll be okay”
“as long as im next to you”
going on the run with her after all the bad blood between tony and steve
it was like a very long and stressful vacation
but there was something undeniably romantic about sharing a shitty hotel with a loved one
“want to order some pizza and watch friends?”
“of course”
she loves adding an element of domesticity to her life
but it always feels weird to her
fighting thanos together what terrifying, you wouldnt gave anything tonsee that she was safe after this
thankfully both of you lived
“nat, are you okay?!”
“yeah, im okay. dont worry”
spending the next 5 years together at the avengers compound and just keeping each other afloat through it all
“can you give me a kiss before i start crying again”
“i’ll give you as many as you want”
helping her distract herself through it all
“i dont know what i did to deserve you, y/n”
when there was some hope, you guys took a leap of faith to save the other half of the population
“see you in a minute”
“you can count on it, love you”
(i dont wanna go any further i might cry shahhaha)
taglist: @alwaysananglophile // @rorybutnotgilmore // @locke-writes // @sweetheartliz07 // @queen-destenie // @natasha-danvers // @allthecreativeonesaretaken // @frostedgiant // @emygirl // @lotsoffandomrecs // @johnmurphyisbisexual //
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doctormelapples · 7 years
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call me pure sugar cuz I want every dessert
cherry turnover: who do you live with?
I live with my little sister, my mom and her girlfriend. I also occasionally live with my dad and his wife and their unborn child. Can’t forget about my dogs, maddie, ari, sherman.
bananas foster: do you believe in soulmates?
Here’s the thing, I love a good soulmate au, ( and if anyone wants to link or tag me in some i will be more than happy with that), but besides that I don’t really know if there is one person who will like, be perfect for you for the whole of your life or something like that. I feel like whether or not you decide to fill your life with people everything that surrounds you affects you to make you the person who you are when you die. So different people and different things are perfect for you at different times. So I guess not, I guess I don’t believe that there is someone you are destined for or whatever.
glazed donut: would you rather visit a zoo or an aquarium?
Ooooooh, I love Zoos but I don’t often go to aquariums. I think probably Zoo, because you can make a whole outside day out of it. Get sandwiches, then ice cream, and take walks around the zoo. It sounds nice.
pumpkin pie: what were your interests as a child?
Erm, books. I had 700+ points in the AR reading program like every year at school. The only bitch that got more than me was brandon and it was only because he cheated and read during math time in elementary.
lemon tart: how many languages can you speak?
I know like at least 15 words of spanish. And English is my first language.
chocolate mousse: how is your relationship with your parents?
Pretty good. I’m pretty open about stuff with my Mom, and she is where I get all my advice. Relatively close with my dad, but him being Quite christian kinda puts a wrench on our bonding moments where I share everything about my life with him.
creme brûlée: describe your style
What’s clean? okay good that works. mostly. I like faded colors and monochrome colors with pops of color. Like I wore my black skirt with a black and white shirt and my hot pink cons the other day.
cheesecake: have you ever visited a sex shop?
nope but i’ve visited the parking lot of one once
raspberry sorbet: favorite clothing stores?
I like thrifting. Romwe.com but i can rarely find things that fit u kinda got search. levi’s, charlotte russe, express is great but honestly I get all my clothes online and like on amazon and stuff.
green tea ice cream: who was your first crush?
My First crush? Like the kid in 1st grade who sat next to me in class and dropped his pen all the time? or like the kid in 6th grade who was the first person in my life to know my mom was gay and didn’t care?
chocolate chip cookie: how has your life changed over the past year?
wholy shite. I’m going into senior year, I’ve practically discovered a passion in the past year. I’ve lost and made and lost friends again. I’m still unreasonably sad.
berry trifle: first and last concert you went to?
The first concert I went to was a jazz concert that my friends and I probably broke into, it was a street concert and it was LIT. That was when I still lived in the city. The most recent concert that i went to was (wow dang okay, time isnt real, i can’t remember if I went to the 5 seconds of summer last or if it was tatinof cuz apparently that counts as a concert.) Let’s go with the 5 seconds of summer concert. It was great, I bought so much merch and one ok rock and hey violet were there and it was lit but like I dont really listen to them anymore so
tapioca pudding: favorite animated characters?
Nagisa from Assassination Classroom. Joe from Jack and the cuckoo clock heart. The twins from Ouran high school host club. Tiana from the princess and the frog
fudge brownie: do you like your name?
Yeah, Lila has always kinda had a magical feel to it, which is a little weird to be saying about my own name, but like as a kid I was super into fairies and old myths and legends, and so I’d always write myself little stories about me being a fairy
strawberry shortcake: are you good at keeping secrets?
Wowie boy o boy am i good at keeping secrets
tiramisu: are you daring when it comes to makeup and clothing or do you like to play it safe?
I like to think I’m daring, but not so much. I do love doing makeup, and I love dressing up but I wouldn’t use daring.
oreo milkshake: do you sleep a lot?
heckaboye do I. 
apple crisp: how do you relax?
I do not. 
erm it depends on what I’m relaxing from. Like, If I’m just stressed, make spicy tea or hot chocolate, get a softie book I’ve read before and know it’s good, like sorcerers stone, the girl who circumnavigated fairyland in a ship of her own making, one of those books from when I was younger that was just enjoyable, you know? chill in my bed with my back against the wall and the comforter all up and around me and read. If I’m like angry, or sad/mad at something or someone, I really just lay spread eagle on my floor put headphones in and like play sempiternal, bmth, like top volume on repeat. 
carrot cake: who is your celeb look alike?
Idk, haven’t met them yet
macaron: what is your ethnicity?
My dad’s side of the family is from finland, probably, but on my mom’s side I have no idea, but generally black.
cinnamon bun: favorite salty snack?
pretzels, but I don’t really like salty foods.
red velvet cupcake: ask any question of your own
well, im not really sure what you wanna do here but if you send me a question, i’ll answer it, probably.
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idids0methingbad · 7 years
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Rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end choose 25 people to tag. i was tagged by #1 brogre @sneezingbeagle
LAST: 
1. drink: root beer 
2. phone call: my mom
3. text message: katie 
4. song listened to: fixer upper (off the Frozen™ soundtrack) 
5. time you cried: tbh i’m always lowkey crying 
HAVE YOU EVER: 
6. dated somebody twice: nope 
7. been cheated on: nope 
8. kissed someone and regretted it: nope (i’m Lame so i’ve done nothing cool) 
9. lost someone special: yeah 
10. been depressed: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
11. gotten drunk and puked: nope 
THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS: 
12. purple 
13. teal 
14. blues in general 
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 
15. made new friends: yeah 
16. fallen out of love: nope 
17. laughed until you cried: yeah
18. found out someone was gossiping about you: yeah???
19. met somebody who changed you: yeah
20. find out who your true friends are: i guess???
21. kissed somebody on your Facebook list: nope 
HOW MANY/MUCH: 
22. facebook friends do you have in real life: i think 30 something  
23. pets: 2 cats named jack and jill
24. want to change name: nope
25. did i get for my last birthday: i got my new iphone 6s so it was pretty good!!!
26. time i woke up: 7:42 am 
27. doing at midnight: playing on my phone 
28. something you cannot wait for: until spring break 
29. last time i saw my mum: an hour ago 
30. something you wish you could change about your life: i need adventure!!!
31. listening to right now: this show on abc?? idk what it’s about law not really watching it 
32. something that gets on your nerves: SO MANY THINGS BUT CORN IS SOMETHING OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD 
33. talked to a person named Tom: i know no toms 
34. most visited website: probably tumblr tbh 
35. elementary school: no?????
36. high school: jrt (decipher that for yourself if you care so much) 
37. college: not in college 
38. hair colour: brown
39. long or short hair: long but i need it cut bc i have thin awful hair 
40. crush: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
41. what do you like about yourself: bruh 
42. piercings: i just have my ears pierced, nothing cool 
43. blood type: o+
44. nickname: lila calls me betty 😩🙄
45. relationship status: single 
46. zodiac: capricorn 
47. pronouns: she/her
48. favourite show: greys anatomy!!!!!!
49. tattoos: none
50. right or left handed: right
FIRST: 
51. surgery: getting rid of the dermoid (benign tumor) off my left eye 
52. piercing: ears 
53. best friend: this girl named jessica
54. sport: none lmao
55. vacation: i have no idea lmao
56. pair of shoes: i saw these tiny black baby shoes i had when i was little
RIGHT NOW:
57. eating: nothing
58. drinking: root beer
59. im about to: get ready to lay in bed
60. listening to: commercials
61. waiting for: spring break!!!
62. want to see: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
63. want to get married: yes!!!!!!!!
64. career: bruh…..
WHICH IS BETTER:
65. hugs/kisses: hugs since i’m Lame and have not been kissed
66. lips/eyes: eyes!!
67. shorter/taller: i don’t care tbh
68. younger/older: eh, older if i had to choose, as long as there isn’t like years of difference though i don’t care about younger or older
69. romantic/spontaneous: romantic??? not sure what this is asking
70. nice arms/nice stomach: i dont care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
71. sensitive/loud: loud since i’m VERY loud and i like loud
72. hook up/relationship: relationship
73. troublemaker/hesitant: hesitant since i’m very head first and i need somebody to hold me back
HAVE YOU EVER:
74. kissed a stranger: nope
75. drank hard liquor?: not like my good friend katie
76. lost glasses/contact lenses: constantly lmao
77. turned someone down: nope
78. canoodling on first date:nope
79. broken someones heart: nope i’m Lame
80. had your own heart broken: nope
81: been arrested: nope
82: cried when someone died: yeah
83: fallen for a friend: ;) doing a katie
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. yourself: lmao
85. miracles: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
86. love at first sight: i’m such a romantic so YES but it probably won’t happen to me lmao
87. Santa Clause: no
88. kiss on first date: depends i guess??
89. angels: nope
OTHER:
90. current best friends names: katie, maggie, arianna, many others 💗💗💗
91. eye colour: brown 
92. favourite movie/s: tangled and clueless bc i’m trash
tagging: @spacedivaas @fl0wer-b0ys @space-caffeine @chiaroscuro-skies @stopitanders obviously you don’t have to do it if you want to!!! anybody else who wants to do it is also tagged on here!!!
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