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still my favorite picture of them
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u only post about ur dogs did u know that :3
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username beverlyyy-CATSSS accuses DOGFATHER5 of posting too much about his dogs
i guess i shall stop
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nah u should keep doing it, only reason to open this website at all
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GAY OR EUROPEAN? The answer is so much worse
In this article we dig into the history of renowned psychiatrist Hannibal Lecter after recent cannibalism accusations...
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Please get a real job.
#its the middle of pride month and she's posting THIS???
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I think cannibalism should be legalized. I've never understood why it's a crime. There's nothing immoral about it.
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WHAT the ACTUAL FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU??????????
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I'm fairly certain a tabloid journalist like you would find it rather easy to tell I don't actually think this.
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aand there we have it everybody: schrodinger's asshole.
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I think he was making a weird joke...
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pretty sure jokes are supposed to be funny.
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but it was kinda funny
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psychiatrist currently handing me some weird ass drugs rn. LMAO. telling me to be careful. as if im a lightweight beta ffs?! these edibles aint shit
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this weird anonymous person has been stalking me for the past few months ever since i started posting abt being the ripper π€£π€£π€£ bitches really be so fucking jealous
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#i have thoughts about this but thinking now i should probably stay quiet
@/dogfather5 wdym?? spill it out. or are you a pussy π€£
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no i'm deadass scared i might die
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Did you actually copy my whole layout just now? Be serious.
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wtf i have no clue what ur talking about π€£
it's just an aesthetic as kids these days call it. why so dense? π€£
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isn't it kinda weird that his name rhymes with cannibal
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why is everyone collectively insulting me in the notes??? when i turn out to be right you all are gonna come to me with apologies πππ
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been thinking some things lately
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This could mean so many different things I'm frankly scared to ask
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have u ever wondered if you weren't straight
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Oh
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hey dont be sad we'll all support you. i mean we already knew but still
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you WHAT
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Happy Pride Month. Remember to stay safe and love each other.
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when are you gonna address the murder allegations freak
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I find it deeply concerning that you've been harrassing me particularly more often since June started, especially as a queer man myself. It's not giving the greatest of impressions.
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who cares if you like sucking dick we're all fairly certain you feed human meat to your guests
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Extremely disappointing to see you also partake in such behavior. I won't reply anymore.
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youre gay???? or are you like half gay whatever thats called
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Non-discriminating. ;)
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how many times do i need to block you before you stop annoying tf out of me was the attempted murder not enough to shut you up
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wait is this your way of coming out which one is it
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hannibal tumblr but its will's for you page
#hannibal#hannibal fandom#hannibal tv#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#hannibal lecter#hannigram#will graham#murder husbands#frederick chilton#jack crawford#hannibal shitpost#hannibal meme#alana bloom#freddie lounds#abigail hobbs#margot verger#mason verger#beverly katz
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I'm so sad that I'm not in Unova at this exact moment in time, I miss herrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!! .Β·Β°Υ(β§β‘β¦)Υ°·.
#Sticky my beloved................#I miss her and Titania and Mina and Confetti and Jingles and Tam Lin and Opera and Julie so much!!!!!!!!!! D:#I don't know why I'm so sad about this rn#all I know is that I want puppy cuddles...... :[#pokeblogging#pokemon roleplay#roleplay#pokemon irl#real pokemon
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twitter trend again
y'all know this. it's all over twitter rn.
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#i fuckibg HATE THIS SO MUCH#i don't even know why. it's a nice drawing !!#edit: no it's not#i'm absolutely done with this i don't want to know ANYTHING about it#that's why i'm posting it here! because no one ever sees whatever i post here /pos#vargas#zarla s#vargas zarla#edgar vargas#scriabin vargas#i changed the colors like a hundred times but i still didn't like it#yes i still posted it. i spent days on this to not do it#i fucking hate this i canΒ΄t believe it i'm so sad#it's one of those drawings i need to tilt my head to like it#that doesn't make any sense#yes it does#no it actually doesn't#i'm so disappointed#sighhhh#i promise the drawing i'm working on rn is way better than this#did i. already say. that i hate this.#because i do#ugly crying#uwaaaaaaa#i don't even know what i'm writing anymore man#i just want to go to sleep#sunny's art
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hey hey when Paul (or whoever that was writing the book of Hebrews) tells us not to complain or God might strike us dead, how do we separate that from toxic positivity
#I'm kind of struggling rn guys#being at a *insert denomination here* school full of people who are all trying very hard to appear more or less perfect all the time#is killing my nerves#because see I have just begun to truly break out of my own perfectionism#I wanna put it to death SO badly#but how am I supposed to do that when I constantly feel like I have to perform all the time????#or else be considered a 'bad example'????#there are people here who know me. from years ago and only like 3 of them but still.#I don't enjoy sensationalist preaching#at all. and I feel like there's some of that going on here.#sensationalist and also like. massively dragged out of context in order to make a point.#hhhhh.#gurt says stuff#delete later#I have worked SO HARD to get to this school!!! WHY am I suddenly feeling terrible about the decision to come here!!!!!!!!#just... say some prayers for me plz. I'm exhausted and sad and I miss my family right now.#and it feels like all my friends are out there doing Real Stuff (joining the military; getting married; learning hard skills)#and I'm just over here wandering around campus and feeling alone in a huge crowd of people
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#why do my mutualships always end in the weirdest ways#i always know exactly why it ended but i'm like ??? i didn't know that was a line in the sand for you???#dunno if i should feel sad or mad or both or neither#anyways as if i don't have enough that i worry about now i gotta worry about like. who tf i tag in sets all over again#ugh i think i'll just go back to never tagging anybody this is too stressful#sorry this sounds so stupid but it's literally the last thing i need rn#rambling
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Tags rant
no general theme i just want to yell about stuff
will delete later i think
Upd. I am doing better but won't delete it because archiving purposes and I like to reread stuff like that as diary entries and think "haha what a feeble minded fool i was"
#i think i am now extremely unhappy with my art#all i do is doodle or draw stuff for college that i don't really like#and i mean#it's fun and all#but i don't feel like it's art#and i think i started dreading doing full rendered art#because it will take so long and i need to make sh*t in 5 minutes#i don't know if it's an adhd thing or i'm just impatient i don't know i don't#and i'm sad my faith hyperfixation is fading away because it was so fun#i want to draw john but i don't know what to do w him anymore#i was never good with fanart#fanart is so freaking difficult how do people come up with good ideas all the time#all i can think about is oc stuff but it's almost never pretty and#i don't knowwwwww i am dreading i'll have to work with art#why did i think being a designer is a good idea i want nothing to do w it#i am so afraid of the future i am afraid i will have to work till the day i die#it's scary i am scared i want to do nothing i am tired for no reason at all#i have no idea where to even... live?#i should save up and try to leave this God forsaken country#but i am mortified of living on my own#i am just#i'll be fine i'll cry for a bit and everything will get better#but i am not very happy rn i'm sorry#that's about that i'm really sorry i am just scared#I WANT TO FEEL GOOD FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES AT A TIME PLEASE
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i am so angry about being alive it's not even funny anymore
#what's the point in any of this π i will literally never be okay. i never have been okay. I've had debilitating anxiety since birth#it's not going to go away it's literally getting worse as i grow older and so is my depression#hate to hear ppl say it gets better when I've been gradually getting worse since i was like 13#which is extremely funny. bc when i was 13 is when most of my suicide attempts took place#at least i was active and took initiative back then π i only became too tired to keep trying since#i don't want to kill myself i just want to be dead. I'm tired. I'm angry. I'm always feeling awful. nothing is worth it#even when i feel good it's like 1% of how bad i always feel. and it's not like there's much good to go around anyway#i don't understand now people don't constantly feel like losing their mind over how shit life is truly#there's this line in nlh actually. where yozo asks how come ppl don't constantly want to kill themselves. and yeah felt#i can barely distract myself anymore bc nothing is stimulating enough esp when I'm alone#and i don't. care enough. about anything. to want to stay alive. like i said nothing is worth it. idc if ppl would be sad sorry#i don't even know what I'm saying anymore man. idk why I'm doing so bad rn. it's been a tough week ig.#nothing actually happened but everything is just. less than average. a little worse than neutral. just enough to be grating#i don't want to kill myself but i wish i could#wish i wasn't a coward wish i didn't fear permanent damage or hospitals or even just pain i have no control over#nothing happened but everything sucks. existence is disappointing. i would like to stop#vent#suicide //#negative //#ask to tag#i genuinely don't know what to do now. i can't distract myself. i probably shouldn't fall asleep when I'm like that#(at least if i don't want to have nightmares like i did all week and for tomorrow to be even worse)#tbh i doubt i even COULD fall asleep like that lol my brain's working too fast as usual π#sigh. sorry for the vent. trying to clear some of the dirt off my psyche
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It makes me so sad that Soul Hackers 2 got such mixed reviews bc like. This could very much mean the end of non-Persona, non-mainline MegaTen games :/
Like it was the first non-mainline/Persona game in 11 years (since Devil Survivor 2 in 2011) which means the other branches are already not a big priority for Atlus; so, having the first game in a long time from one of these branches not do so well just totally pushes it off of Atlus' radar completely. I worry that they'll just stick to mainline and Persona now bc it seems like anything else isn't profitable for them :(
#Devil Summoner is my favorite MegaTen branch too so like :(((#tbh the original Soul Hackers might be like. my favorite viddy game ever.#very devastating for me if I am right and we never get another Devil Summoner game again#I don't know why I'm thinking about this rn I just randomly got sad thinking about this#zelle.txt#devil summoner
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Not dad trying to tell me about some big fallout news he heard about from some work colleague π oh what the poor man just subjected himself too.
#it was about that leak from weeks ago. dad got quite the details about it. he walked right into that one.#and that dear sir is why we do not try to bring news about the hyperfixation. i will know about it and you will hear about it.#dude even got the history of fallout 3 as a bonus. since that was the one he mentioned π#he also got a very veeeery long version about why i would necessarily get so excited about the leaks.#you know age of the document. the whole company sale thing. how much the time line clearly has already gone to shit. etc etc etc.#yeah... yeah i think he really came to regret that one π
#listen i have only slept 5 hours. am high on caffeine and painkillers- almost had a migraine ok.#which means i have like 0 filter rn and am quite brain tired. i will not realise how long i am going on for once i get started rn.#the info dump has started and it will end when i brain says so. i sure af won't notice I am doing it cause I'm just excited to share#not until i manage to like finish my long ass story do i realise i went on for like a good 20-30 minutes... oops.#and that may just be a generous estimate cause i got really going on the infodump ok. it was a blast. ngl.#i am very passionate about fallout ok. this is what happens when you fall asleep to fallout lore most days of the week.#yes i lost the plot ages ago about this hyperfixation. it makes me very happy. so i don't even care. i will keep doing it.#til the hyperfixation dies and bring great sadness to the lands... til we find something else. god knows when that is though.#i am very ok if fallout hyperfixation just... doesn't go away actually. i like hyperfixation. brings many a solution when upsetty.#.... i really need to stfu up now. hi. π why are you still reading this??? these ramblings of a madman. π#ryder speaking#i got this far before i realised i did not in fact write wouldn't get excited... well i aint fixing it now π
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Oh I'm so embarrassed about the reaction I'm having to The News
#my friends Robin and Leo started dating recently. which would be wonderful if not for the fact that i like Leo. a lot#and it's stupid for me to be upset about this bc i was not going to get into anything with Leo anyways#I don't think they like me like that and i was content with things being platonic between us#but thinking that they like another person over me is making me feel bad. WHICH AGAIN IS SO DUMB#LIKE. I GET IT. I'M NOT LEO'S TYPE AND ROBIN IS. SIMPLE AS THAT. THAT DOESN'T REFLECT ON OUR VALUE IN LEO'S LIFE OR OUR VALUE IN GENERAL#I KNOW#BUT IT'S STILL UPSETTING ME LIKE CRAZY#I'M SO EMBARRASSED I CAN'T BE THINKING ''what does he have that i don't'' THAT'S SO LAMEEE AND IT'S A FLAWED WAY TO LOOK AT IT.#but wait the story is even funnier#bc one time we went out clubbing and Leo was doing this thing where he tries to make out with as many ppl as possible#he had gotten to 7 so i sad wanna make it 8? and they said yea and we kissed for a bit#AND APPARENTLY. I NOW FIND OUT. THAT ROBIN STOLE MY PICKUP LINE THAT LITTLE GREMLIN#AND THAT'S THE WAY HE ASKED LEO OUT#I'M GOING TO EXPLODE#even more embarassing#is the fact that my first immediate reaction to finding this all out was to think ''oh now i REALLY need to get into something with Draxx''#Draxx is a friend that I'm kinda into. Leo introduced me to him at a party recently.#Leo does not have any sort of attraction towards him. so why did my brain plot it as some sort of poetic revenge? no fucking clue honestly#I'm upset and none of my thoughts are rational rn#don't even know why my brain wanted any revenge in the first plane it's all so absurd#big stupid feelings that I'm obviously not sharing with anyone involved#jealous and for what
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Living with her is such a weird limbo now Iβve decided to go no-contact when I move out, like Iβm sad and annoyed all the time about her bs and her attitude and her gaslighting, but I also know thereβs an end in sight so I donβt feel... anything about it at the same time.
Idk Iβve got all these weird feelings/non-feelings going on and I just want to reach that end date so I can get on with my life, Iβm feeling very weird lately...
#gs rambling again#like rn she's asleep (yes it's 6pm here) and i had to get my sister up because she's got dnd online with her friends#which is fine but like... she's 19 and doesn't get herself up and i'm sick of it being my responsibility#and mum got snappy at me for daring to wake her up at 4pm because i was going to do food because she was tired and needed more sleep#like why tf are you snapping at me you're nearly 50 years old you should know how to communicate with ppl by now#so i just went back to my room because fuck that and had a cry because it's exhausting and i'm exhausted but i also just feel... empty??#like i don't feel any type of way about my decision to cut her off i'm not sad i'm not angry i'm not relieved i just... am.#idk i've had enough and i want it to be august already so i can get out and stay out and maybe then i'll feel something about it#just praying sfe doesn't fuck me over again this year π€π»π€π»π€π»#also i really need to talk to my friends about this but i know theyre in a great place and i don't want to bring my sad shit into it#i feel bad for needing them which i'm aware is not a rational way of thinking and i need to open up etc etc#but i'm... i just got so used to keeping it to myself that i don't know what to say or how to open up#and now i'm just spiralling and feeling bad for not talking to them but also bad for even considering it#*gently thuds head into wall*
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sometimes i think of scenarios in my head with my ocs and then sometimes for happy brain i kinda crossover them with my favorite medias atm and also insert myself in bcs i like being self-indulgent and yeah my brain is so fucked up that i just keep repeating the same first bits and can't get far in thinking and i end up just having my s/i ramble my thoughts and it's hard to explain but yeah but anyways it's interesting thinking about who or what my ocs would like in video games or colors or whatever because all my ocs seem to reflect a certain part of me and i can get into the psychology of that but also its hard to explain my thoughts but also anyways yeah i find it interesting thinking about who my ocs would kin
#β― κ°α starry thoughts ΰ»κ± *Β·Λ#feel free to just ignore me oopsies i am just rambling but yeah i love my ocs so much#sorry besties you are all subject once more to my brainrots and rambles and random thoughts now that i am on tumblr rn#my brain is very interesting to me and the way i think but also i can't properly think in such a way and i find it really hard to explain#and i'm such a mess but also man i don't know and i'm going off-track and god i love vgm so much and i don't want to do homework#but anyways back to the goddamn point !!! so my oc merle. i have little crossover thoughts in my head right and i realize#he's similar with akira and then it makes sense as to why i like characters like akira and it's a little woa fr bcs#the way i imagine merle is really similar to akira actually but with a more purple color scheme (but still dark) and he doesn't wear#glasses (at least. wait. actually. i don't really know anymore) GOD my mind never stops but yeah uhm yeah#i think humans are so unbelievably interesting and it's all just so fascinating and and and#also i've awakened to the fact i really like sharks i think they're very cute! i still prefer dolphins though#people who hurt animals make me really angry and sad... i think about it and already want to cry#i have never had a pet but my grandparents had lots and it's funny how memory works. i forgot they once had a pet turtle#until something in a school group project involved my group involving a pet turtle in our storyline for something#and then i remember that past. my past. once again. and clearly even! and... yeah#but yeah... i know i will never abandon my pet if ever i do get a pet. or pets. i would never do that and i really know this is a fact with#all my heart but what's stopping me from getting a pet is that i need to take better care of myself first and learn how to take care of#pets! i think where i live there's actually an opportunity for me to do so. i'll try to see more about that. and hmm... this is a really#busy year for school. and then the next. and then tbh everything onwards from 2023 so... i don't want to put time to something#i'm not even sure if i can really make time for. but. i think i really do want a pet! a dog esp. but also a cat. but a dog esp#bcs i've always wanted one !! i know when it comes to something i really want i am very dedicated and passionate#like how i already calculated xiv expenses months before actually got the game? and planned how me and lune would do things too#and then because i want to handle money better and take note of all that i yeah and yeah and yeah im tired of typing now BYE#will now disappear again after rambling quite a lot ^__^ maybe? maybe not? who knows!#my thoughts are so. whack. wack? idk. but uhm yeah it went from ocs to sharks to pets to money and idk huh#man w some things i'm really shy about being perceived or asked about. like my ocs. egbhebgjhbjehs ;;;;;#and people being nice to me T__T sorry i rlly appreciate it but i can't really comprehend it and my coping mechanism is avoidance
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everywhere i've ever lived there's been a train nearby
#just me hi#there's a high-pitched noise it's bothering everyone in the house and it reminds me of trains#it's probably a tornado siren though#i don't know much about this area though so :|#/ i don't know why we always live near trains. if i was in a story maybe it'd foreshadow something. or give me a greater meaning#what's a train? a place always moving to another place.#the conductor seems trapped onboard sometimes. that means something i think#it seems endless endless endless. but when you get to the end (the one you've begun to believe will never come) it's relieving. sometimes#it's sad. saying goodbye to someone you never knew or wanted to know. still sad.#it holds things inside but it seems so empty. it feels empty. that means something i think#if i tried to hop on a train. a train stuck to its own tracks and endless endless pacing to deliver what seems to me to be invisible goods#i think it would be freeing. i'd go further than i ever thought i could while watching that train. thinking it would never end. that it was#so empty and lacking of Anything but sadness.#but from another perspective it really is a prison allowed to go as far as someone else decides it needs to go. a place that's always movin#i think that means something.#// no idea WHY i'm talking about this lol. brain decided Hey Wanna Think a Little Too Hard Rn? :)#and i just slippy slidey went with#anyway! almost done w/ this piece rn :D
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last time it was 15 august on a tuesday was 2017... i had an exam on wednesday which i missed because something prettty shit happened.. such a different time
#that was the day everything went wrong#well. everything had been wrong since way before that but something important changed that day and it took. six years to get better#emotionally yes because that's just That kind of an age to be but also in terms of life events#things didn't stop until last year#and this year they stopped and i'm finally doing good#so why am i thinking about this? i don't fucking know#but i've been real melancholy since sunday and i genuinely can't tell if i'm teary rn because i'm sad or because of allergies#i was Really really obsessed with dates and days of the week back then#i think it was an anxiety coping thing#i got so good at it you could give me any date i'd be able to tell the day#and so it being tuesday the 15th of august reminded me of that#in 2017 too i had monday and tuesday off and something big on wednesday and this time as well...#aah. i think i should let myself indulge a little scrolling on my phone i'll wake up normal tomorrow
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lost phineas and ferb episode where perry is called to investigate what dr doofenshmirtz is up to because carl the intern got ahold of some intel that doof has been seen speaking to lawyers and looking up the endangered species act at internet cafes and as major monogram says, "something fishy is going on"
meanwhile phineas and ferb's subplot of "i know what we're gonna do today!" is that isabella needs her environmentalist fireside girls badge so they start researching which species are in urgent need of help in the tri-state area so that they can use new cloning and gene therapy technologies to bring at-risk animals back from extinction
(yes there is a c-plot where buford and baljeet argue the ethics of this idea, i don't have time to explain it all for you rn)
we cut back toπ΅doofenshmirtz evil incorporatedπ΅where we see perry carefully maneuvering around doofenshmirtz's lab scared he might fall into a trap but he hasn't set off a single booby trap and it's clear something is off
he runs into doofenshmirtz and goes to kick him in the gut action movie style but doof steps back one overly confident and says, "nuh uh uh, you see perry the platypus, you are TRAPPED! by the danville section of the endangered species act of 1973!"
doof goes on to explain his tragic backstory: "you see, perry the platypus, when i was a child my parents did not show up for my own birth! but you know that already, yadda yadda yadda they did not love me and then they loved roger more, ANYways i was raised by ocelots! i had a lovely foster mother who took me in and made me one of the pride, and so you see, perry the platypus, i am still legally considered an ocelot. did you know that there are only 50 recorded ocelots still alive in the continental united states? very sad for me as a member of a near-extinct species. it would be immoral for you to hurt someone critically endangered... in fact, you have made many attempts on my life this summer"
[montage of doof's security camera footage of their battles]
"which is why i have decided to bring you... TO COURT!" we cut back to phineas and ferb's back yard where they've decided to start cloning ocelots in their kiddie pool
candace storms outside enraged and says, "phineas and ferb are you cloning ocelots in my duckie momo kiddie pool!?"
ferb's one line of the episode is "well, i guess it's more of a kitty pool, now"
candace storms away saying, "i'm going to tell mom!" and isabella turns to phineas and says, "oh, does your mom have experience in wildlife conservation?"
we cut back to the doof and perry plotline where the two are now in the danville hall of justice and we learn that doof has spent his monthly alimony check on a defense lawyer and perry turns and sees the lawyer and then vanessa helping her organize her briefcase and perry chitters at her and vanessa shrugs and says, "i'm thinking about going into legal defense. sorry perry."
the rest of the doof and perry b-plot is spent in court and perry is about to ask for a public defense lawyer when carl runs into the room and explains that he's owca's official legal defense and perry looks at him like, "uhhh is that even allowed?"
it doesn't matter because apparently the judge is out sick today but because it's danville roger's the judge now because he's the mayor and everyone loves him.
the court case continues.
meanwhile phineas and ferb have successfully cloned multiple ocelots from the original ocelot dna they had on hand and isabella asks phineas if these clones will experience health problems like premature aging, phineas casually explains that ferb figured out the problem while they were experimenting with stem cell harvesting.
back in the courtroom, doof's ocelot foster mother has been brought to the stand along with an ocelot to english translator. doof gets emotional seeing her after so long. she says that he was one of her favorite child and he was as strong a hunter as anyone else in the family. it's incredibly sweet. the jury's in tears.
meanwhile, isabella has established connections with a group in texas who are going to release the ocelots back into their natural habitat and, using the cloned ocelots to prevent inbreeding, help establish an ocelot breeding program. the group explains that they are going to send a helicopter to retrieve the cloned ocelots from danville and bring them to texas soon.
isabella gets her fireside girls badge.
candace manages to get mom to see the backyard only after the ocelots have been helicoptered off to coastal texas, their primary habitat.
mom makes it into the backyard as phineas stares wistfully over the fence and says, "if you love something, you have to let it go." candace goes, "look mom look look look!" and points at the ducky momo kiddie pool, devoid of cloned ocelots, where baljeet and buford are now chilling out, having settled their philosophical debate about the ethics of animal cloning.
back in the courtroom drama, doof looks like he's about to win when an attendant walks into the courtroom and whispers something in roger's ear.
roger looks up, grinning, and says, "good news, everyone! my attendant here has just enlightened me that ocelots are no longer considered critically endangered!"
this settles the case, with perry being decreed not guilty and the entire affair being called off. the courtroom cheers, roger walks over to doof and personally congratulates him on his species' return from the brink of extinction.
doof shouts, "curse you endangered species classification system!" at the ceiling of the danville hall of justice.
perry arrives back home just in time for mom to say, "who wants pie?"
the end.
#cricket.chatterbox#phineas and ferb#pnf#dr doofenshmirtz#perry the platypus#phineas flynn#ferb fletcher#greatest hits
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