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Thinking about the fact Minthara is from house Baenre
How well does she know Jarlaxle Baenre, if at all?
I need to know how closely related they are, for science. Are they just cousins? Siblings? Nephew? Aunt? Great grandniece twice removed? What's the familial tie here?
Both Minthara and Jarlaxle hail from The most powerful and influential house within Menzoberranzan. The cream of the crop of Lolthite cruelty.
Jarlaxle chose to start the Bregan D'aerthe, a merchantile and mercenary group largely consisting of houseless or disgraced male drow, but even while leading a band of mercs all trying to escape the thumb of the Lolthite matriarchy, they were directly funded by House Baenre. They still served the first house of Menzoberranzan with the commerce they brought in.
Minthara went to confront the absolutists for having the audacity to send their proselytizers to her people only to be infected and brainwashed herself. If it weren't for the absolutists and Orin she probably would have never left the Underdark or her house.
Realistically Minthara and Jarlaxle never met or crossed paths in person even while part of the same house, since a house of such power and importance probably has Quite a big family tree to form its ranks. They probably definitely know of each other, at least hear about in passing. Minthara having never met Jarlaxle would still know of the Bregan D'aerthe and the trade they brought via her house.
Gale of Waterdeep probably is blissfully unaware how close he was to another Baenre, since Jarlaxle set up his merc group in Waterdeep and Luskan among other places in the underbelly of the Sword Coast. Waterdeep Dragon Heist has him as one of the possible antagonists and his whole plan was to use the money from the heist to bribe his way into governmental power in Luskan and the Lord's Alliance.
I think it would've been cool to have banter between Minthara and Gale of him mentioning Waterdeep and Minthara telling him her cousin Jarlaxle has a foothold there and that his merc group has a history of smuggling Netherese artifacts. Food for thought.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#waterdeep dragon heist#razz rambles#lore musings#minthara#jarlaxle baenre#minthara baenre#I desire them both carnally
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*bisexual panic*
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I’m obsessed with them
#william afton#so I want both of them carnally#mike schmidt#the objects of my desire#michael schmidt#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddy’s movie#fnaf#fnaf movie#and I’m sorry but idk if you’ll ever get a full piece from me#I have a tooth infection rn#so I have to rest and stuff but I just wanna draw and cosplay fnaf so bad 😭#ej’s art
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The way I am a media genius
#jan peteh#joker out#Hozier#andrew hozier byrne#Eurovision#escslovenia#I desire them both carnally and domestically
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It's so funny to me to see thirst traps of Vash and Wolfwood on Youtube, and I can't help but marvel at how two people can look at the same character and have completely different interpretations (positive).
Like sure, I can understand people thinking Wolfwood, maybe, being all suave and getting people pregnant with a smirk and a devilish look and what have you, yadda yadda. He has the tall, dark, and handsome formula working in his favour. I get it.
But, to me those two are so pathetic in my head that the idea of them successfully flirting without someone just taking pity on them and giving them a chance is absolutely laughable. Somehow, I built this narrative in my head of them both just being these sad, wet losers, and I'm beginning to realize I may be in the minority here, and it's the funniest thing ever to me.
#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#mid writes#and i desire them both carnally#that's the one universal constant here
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in practice and in my spirit, alastor is my favorite, but in soul and in my heart, lucifer is my favorite
#i love them both#alastor appeals to the inherent carnal desire. lucifer appeals to the 'omg he's just like me' desire.#hazbin hotel
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Do they know how much I love them
#sandman netflix#screencaps#cain and abel#sandman spoilers#sandman#remember when i said that my type in characters is. ppl who show up for like 5 minutes total and are never seen again-#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3333#GOD FUCK#not only are they great characters but just. kisskisskisskisskisskisskiss#I could watch 1000 hrs of them just. existing. GIVE me cctv footage of the house of mysteries and the house of secrets NOW MSNDMSND#i've grabbed so many screencaps im sorry MSNDMSAND THEYRE SO IMPORTANT TO ME#im ogling both of them. im sitting in their garden watching Cain beat Abel to death with a shovel. im unaware of any lore and cannot wait#to learn more about these two boys#my desire for them is. carnal and maddening.#Cain's dissaproving Glower does things to me ok#cain's expression in the 6th one also makes me SCREAM#AND ABEL'S. EVERYTHING. JUST EVERYTHING ABOUT BOTH OF THEM IS SO GOOD#I can't decide which brother I love more#like on one hand. Abel is my entire type. look at this softhearted man I want to kiss him.#but also. cain's everything. oh god <3333#MSNDSMND#AAA ANYWAYS ANYWAYS. UM. GOODBYEEEE <3333333#IMMA READ THE COMICS. SOONISH. WHENEVER I CAN ACQUIRE EM#im SO sure we have them in the house. like 97T
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You know an OTP is destined to ruin you, when you realize that you can project onto both of them in slightly different ways and for slightly different reasons.
#it happened with hathocent and it's happened again#only this time it's worse because the ship itself is more 'problematic'#estebalena#it's just....#he has the loneliness; the hunger to belong/be loved/be seen and heard; the catholic guilt and a massive heap of regrets and insecurities#she has the intense; overpowering emotions she cannot often control and implied lack of experience with romantic relationships#and hoo boy is she adhd coded or what?#he's neurodivergent coded too imo but not totally sure whether adhd; autism; or both?#they are both me and i am both of them and i desire both of them carnally (albeit one much more than the other)
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fucking hilarious to me that Hayward has now been a part of creating not one but TWO separate gods and he did not think to mention his previous experience even once to his comrades-in-arms the second time around. head empty. literally just carnival music playing in there are all times.
#based solely on vibes it's probably Nirvana#Hayward is a Nirvana fan truth 2k22#he WANTS to be a boomer but he's a sad Gen X little man#Carpenter is actually everything Hayward thinks he is and wants to be#Paige is too actually#which is why he's a little bit obsessed with both of them#(psychosexually)#(not that either of them would ever desire him carnally and also he'd probably be too afraid to ever make a move so that's a nonstarter)#(but the fact remains that I am *positive* he thinks about them driving away together in a squad car#and leaving him chained to the doors of the police station during an environmental catastrophe#and thinks 'it's weird that I liked that right? I probably shouldn't have been into that?#shouting about how I'd hunt them to the ends of the earth was probably like... tipping my hand a little? I should have played it cool.#dammit Hayward you always do this.' <-- content of Hayward's inner monologue livestreamed directly into my brain)#fuck I don't even have to write fic anymore I can just post the most deranged kink takes about TSV characters into the notes of siltposts#this is not a headcanon btw this is me seeing and perceiving the truth#there is just SO MUCH psychosexual weirdness to how both Paige and Carpenter interact with Hayward and I for one love it#Paige never explaining to her dad that Hayward is NOT her boyfriend lmfao#taking him to her farmhouse where she used to bring her exes#'i made you eggs'#people are not going to like this because no one wants shipping in this fandom and quite frankly it is great that we don't have that here#but you cannot erase the fact that Hayward's sole mode of interaction with other human beings seems to be:#'please bully me in a slightly kinky way' and nearly every character is just like 'ok can do <3'#Paige doesn't flirt-bully anybody else! Carpenter only does it to Hayward and Paige! the other people she bullies is totally platonic#Carpenter clearly bullies Faulkner with purely platonic affection and now even that is basically just for show#but I'm sure if she was in a room with Paige and Hayward she'd be flirt-bullying the absolute SHIT out of Hayward to impress Paige lol#fellas is it homoerotic to handcuff a guy and drive away together into the sunset#siltposting: after hours#siltposting#tsv spoilers#the silt verses spoilers
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i know sadeas is not meant to be hot but i think. i think right hnow. with my super fucking wasted on the precipice of blackout and not blackout. really wasted probably gonna have a really bad hangover tomorrow brain. i think. i think sadreas is reeally fucking hot. hes so curly long silky hair hes so handsome hes so. like yes he has a large bulbous nose but if you dont think a large bulbous nosse is hot then i will be running you over with the hypothetical subaru i would have if i could drive. yeah. sadeas is SDEXY and i know hes not MEANT TO BE but he IS and i WANT HIM and dalinar WANTS HIM ALSO and they are HAVING SEX SO SLOPPY STYLE NASTY TONS OF BODILY FLUIDS as we SPEAK. YEAH. its like buffalo wild wings without the sports and with the gay sex. yeah.
#luke.txt#purple dragon jungle juice#drunkposting#dalinar sadeas the sex you have is so hot i want you both okay? okay.#dalinar so big huge large. sadeas less big and huge and large but still a lil bit fat which is all it takes#wow. wow they are so hot#wow i desire them carnally#wow!!!!!!!!!!!! wow#god why are they so hot its not fair........ dalinarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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yeah gerard just replaced the moans in destroya with “take your meds” yeah of course sir yes no problem
#do i envy their gender or desire them carnally. no clue#both at once#anyway adding “nurse gerard’ to my already planned cheerleader gerard tattoo scheme#sigh.#mcr#text
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assassins creed odyssey has bewitched me
#this game is so damn long#level 50 and no end in sight#im playing as alexios because i like to stare at him#i desire him carnally#AND KYRA#him and kyra are in Love and i am in love with them both#i also love alkibiades <3#i just did the minotaur fight and it was the coolest boss fight#i wish i could have more than one save file bc i want to restart with kassandra but i dont want to lose my progress#anyways thats what im up to#i can actually play a video game thats not dragon age… shock and awe#hawke.txt
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tags: pure filth, fem! reader, established relationship, use of a vibrator, squirting, dirty talk.
word count: 1k
sex with suguru could only be described as unpredictable. sure, you were able to detect hints of lust thrown your way by the tall man, thick and rough pads of his fingers skimming over your smooth skin underneath your shirt as he passes behind you, hands gripping your sides and squeezing. your body reacts to his teasing and it’s easy to follow him to the bedroom. he feels in control, likes that sweet words and soft touches can make you end up on top of him, riding his dick like the sweet girl that you are.
however, when the two of you are…excessively needier than usual, sex can turn into something sort of animalistic. the carnal desire to devour one another, bring as many orgasms out of each other and the sounds—the sounds should embarrass both of you.
suguru doesn’t consider himself to be extremely vocal. he groans, moans and shows his appreciation for your ministration on his body but right now—his mouth won’t stop.
“yeah baby, yeaaah,” his words are straight up filth as he presses the vibrator to your clit. his pace is unforgiving, strong hips driving into yours with the force of a predator hunting. your hands are on the headboard, trying to protect your head from the contact but it’s all hazy.
“suguru!” you cry out, eyes staring down at where your boyfriend is pressing the pink vibrator against your clit. your legs try to close from the overstimulation, but a strong hand keeps them open and your head turns to the side with a loud cry.
“keep em open for me, fuck—don’t run away from it, I know you want it.”
your hand grips at the pillow beneath you whilst the other makes a failed attempt at gripping suguru’s forearm. choked sobs and whines are the only sounds you can manage as he starts rubbing the vibrator over your clit, your thighs shaking and twitching at the unbearable yet delicious stimulation.
“yeah? pussy wants a fat cock ruining her and a vibrator, a lil greedy, don’t ya think?”
as he says that, his free comes to your stomach and traces the skin with his thumb, very gentle at first and your brain feels like mush at the contrast between his brutal fucking, the vibrator and his gentle touch. but you should’ve known that suguru is the type to softly lead you into his territory, only to jump you the moment he notices that you let your guards down.
the hand on your stomach presses down and you hear several clicks on the pink device, and when your body jolts up—you realize that he set the level higher.
the gasp that escapes your body sounds inhuman, and your body tries to run away from suguru despite being caged between his strong thighs. he is fucking you with a purpose, needing to prove something—he towers over you and presses his forehead against yours.
“look at me, come on baby look up—theere she is,” he grins at your fucked out expression, half lidded eyes glossed over with tears that had already fallen a couple of minutes ago. “feels good, huh? should’ve done this sooner,” he leans down and kisses your pulse and then travels back up to your cheek and finally your ear.
when he starts fucking you at a different angle, your hands fly down to his hips and your nails dig into his skin. you can’t talk, you don’t trust yourself with words now—but suguru always thought you were like an open book to him. especially when naked and vulnerable beneath him.
“oh here?”
“fuck! fuck fuck fuck—“ you choke out a sob. “suguru—oh baby, I’m close, I’m so so close,” you’re blabbering, barely breathing and suguru’s self control is slowly dissipating. up until this point, he’s been able to control himself and not explode inside you. your cunt was squeezing him deliciously, your cries, the way you said his name or how you held onto him—suguru needed to cum inside you.
“yeah you are,” he breathes out, any hint of playfulness overshadowed by the sudden lust washing over him. his orgasm crept up on him fast, and he needed to make sure you fell over the edge first. “come on, I know you can cum for me,” he says while rubbing the vibrator over your clit.
when you finally cum, the added pressure of his hand on your stomach makes something snap in your stomach and you feel wet. you don’t have time to register, everything is like white noise for a while before your brain leisurely takes control again. your breathing slows down, yet your hands hold onto suguru’s shoulders as he throws the vibrator somewhere in the corner of your bedroom to grab onto your hips properly.
his eyebrows are pinched, a sheen layer of sweat coating his forehead as his bangs stick to the skin. he looks magical, even more so when you start to fuck up into him, help him reach his own orgasm.
“fuck baby—“
“mmm sugu,” you whine at how his dick keeps abusing that one spot inside you. “cum baby, please,” your arms wrap around his neck to pull him down into a hug. “fill me up, I want all of it,”
when being the one talked dirty to, suguru malfunctions. his brain short circuits and his body seizes up as he drops his head on your shoulder. he empties himself inside you with a few more stuttered thrusts, thick and hot ropes of cum serving as the reward of his hard and incessant fucking.
running your fingers through his hair, both of you take the time to catch your breath, enjoy the intimacy and the nakedness of it all. moments like these are precious, suguru’s body nuzzles against yours like a cat trying to live in your skin— and you giggle when his nose nuzzles against your pulse.
“ya liked the vibrator?” he mumbles against your skin.
“oh fuck—“ the realization hits you that were all messy from squirting on him. “I…came messy,” the shyness that washes over you, preventing you from saying “squirt” makes suguru laugh into your neck.
“you mean you squirted?”
“not the point!”
note: another self indulgent piece. will i ever stop? no.
2023: all works belong to @ slttygeto. do not repost my works on any other platofrm.
#moon's works#jujutsu kaisen#geto suguru#geto suguru smut#geto smut#geto suguru x reader#geto x reader#jjk geto#jjk geto suguru#jujutus kaisen smut#geto drabble#geto suguru imagine#suguru geto#geto suguru x you#geto suguru x y/n#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut
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#i want kisses. from both of them#i don't think she likes me though. she just likes my partner#which is a serious fucking bummer but it hasn't been explicitly said yet#i just want a little polycule with the three of us is that so hard to ask for#idk but i am lonely and want physical affection so so bad#i wanna cuddle and make out#i have never kissed anyone but my current partner#i wonder what her lips would feel like on mine#or our tongues in each other's mouths#i desire this woman carnally
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