Should I be worried about enjoying Prodigal Son just a little too much? I mean I shouldn't be this attracted to a serial killer right?

Archangel Aziraphale and Archdemon Crowley 😌

A step by step process of this will be available at my Patreon on october 1st!

WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

The lighting in the S1 1941 flashback is so painfully dark I was rewatching it on a 150% brightness and perhaps I am five years late, but how come I've never noticed that this

is how Aziraphale gazes at Crowley before the "little demonic miracle of my own"???

This is him before the love realisation, just after Aziraphale miracled them both safe from the bomb exploding on the church with the Nazis. No heartwarming acts of service yet — best to his knowledge, Crowley was only there for moral support, because he "didn't want him to get embarassed". And his gaze is— I don't know what to say. Like it would kill him to look away. So fond, so immersed, "oh God, there you are", like hundreds of years have passed, not decades since they saw each other last. Books? What books? What air raid, what war?

Arguably the best part of the scene happens literal seconds after. If you pay close attention to the whole shot, you'll spot the brown satchel on the side. Which Aziraphale would notice earlier too, if he could focus on anything other than Crowley.

Crowley's eyes 3 of ? (previous sets)

i am confirming that this is real and i’m going insane

saw it on twitter (i refuse to calll it anything else than twitter fuck you elon)

and i decided to download the app

welp:

THIS CONFIRMES THAT SPOCK WILL BE WEARING EYESHADOW (i count this as a win bc ive been waiting for this one all my trekkie existence) AND THAT TENDI DOES HAVE A GAYDAR (she is stopping herself from calling spock a slur)

Spent an hour of my day just sitting together with my sisters and my mum showing each other gomens edits. Both sad ones and thirst traps. Family bonding time.

My mum also has fanart of aziracrow kissing on her phone home screen. And today she said sometimes she just stares at it longingly. Shes in her 3rd rewatch of s2 as well.

So my friend and I watched Good Omens 2

aziraphale: *devouring an ox*

crowley, struggling to hold himself back: oh i want him so badly

the thing about season two’s ending is that they broke each other’s heart. they were speaking two different languages, as they often do, and saying the same thing—as they often do. so there’s no right or wrong. there’s no blame to be put on either. they just broke each other’s heart while trying to secure an eternity together

S2x01 | S2x06 ⋙ please stay?

A somewhat fussy angel

The fact Aziraphale is probably the horniest character in the show is so funny to me

I’ve never seen a character be so obvious about it either, he’s literally doing it on purpose to get Crowleys attention

he asks you to come with him, the rising tones of his voice like an ache in your chest. i need you, he says. be together, he says. and you'd do anything for him. right? but how could he ask you to return to the scene of the crime? to play necromancer and let him lead your corpse, lurching/rotting/keening, through corridors that have always been too-sharp, too-white, too-mouthcrackingopenlikeathreat. the cherubs all show their teeth, and you both know any good autoclave won't tolerate infection.

how can you be expected to return to the same place that first ruined you?—to the house that killed the angel that once looked like you, that once wore your face and pressed stars into the universe's side? to the place that carved bits of God out from under your skin, digging deep into flesh and muscle and carotid artery?

how do you tell him that you love him, but that your body still flinches in the sterile fluorescent heat of holy light? that you'd sooner bite the hand that pushed you from a steep height than return on hollow half-promises of a gentle touch; that you'd gnaw your own leg off if it meant freeing yourself from the open/close bear trap of your mother's embrace?

he asks you to come with him.

the nightingales have never been so quiet.