I know this is just a mega corp ad campaign but I just want to say Grimace activates my maternal instincts far more than any dumb human baby ever could. I am actually crying at this.
Grimace is not behind any of the murders over his birthday milkshake.
Do you seriously believe he would start hating and murdering his newfound fans celebrating his birthday happily after being neglected by his creator company for years?
Now, I understand people who will counteract this argument with the idea that Grimace went insane after being neglected for so long, which does mentally and emotionally make sense.
However, Grimace has not been seen once since the murders began; all we see are recreated meme clones of him that were most likely put there to throw us off the track. Either Grimace was one of the first victims, or he has gone into complete hiding to avoid meeting the same fate or being falsely accused.
Someone else is behind this, and they have set it up perfectly so we'd blame Grimace without a second thought. Still don't believe me? I'm sure you're a victim of their brainwashing, too.
The true perpetrator is someone who had a motive and the POWER to commit all these crimes without anyone knowing. Do you seriously believe Grimace would have enough power and influence to pull off such an attempt at worldwide genocide?
It's someone who wasn't happy with all the attention Grimace was getting and wanted it all to himself.
Someone wanting to bring 2016 back but unable to risk his reputation if he gets caught.
I hope everyone knows Grimace is SAD! Grimace is CRYING! HE WANTED TO SHARE HIS BIRTHDAY SHAKE WITH YOU AND WHAT DO YOU DO IN RETURN???
He was SO EXCITED for his birthday, he wanted to make people HAPPY WITH HIS MEAL AND YOUR POURING IT ALL OVER YOURSELF, YOUR MAKING PEOPLE THINKS HES A MONSTER??!