#I FUCKIN FORGOT HOW AWFUL IT IS TO DRAW THEIR IN GAME CLOTHES
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It’s been TWO MONTHS since I’ve drawn my bOIS 🤣 im so behind on the lore… are they canon yet? 🥺
#xiaoven#xiao#venti#Genshin impact#xiaoti#artists on tumblr#my art#dandelion wine#gay wind boys#I FUCKIN FORGOT HOW AWFUL IT IS TO DRAW THEIR IN GAME CLOTHES#i almost died#i still love my bois tho…#xiao x venti
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only you || part iii
Stepdad Osamu x Fem!Reader
WARNINGS: shower sex, oral (m receiving), snowballing, semi-public sex, mild degradation, spit, squirting, daddy kink
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also i forgot to tag them in the last part but thanks to @waka-chan-out and @vanilleswtmacaron for beta reading this!!
part i || part ii || part iii || part iv || part v || part vi || extras || only you, too
In the morning, Osamu was once again sliding into your bed. He wrapped his arms around you from behind and hummed in your ear as he settled down.
“Good morning, baby,” he muttered.
“Morning,” you mumbled, shimmying closer to him. You yawned and rolled to face him.
“Beautiful,” Osamu said, kissing your forehead. You smiled tiredly.
“Handsome,” you said, kissing his nose.
“Shower with me?” He asked. You hummed in agreement. He rolled you out of the bed, pulling you into your attached bathroom.
You pushed your shorts down to your ankles as Osamu pulled your shirt off.
“Cute,” he said, pinching your nipple playfully.
“We should start the shower,” you mumbled as Osamu leaned down in front of you.
“Mhmm,” he hummed, wrapping his lips around one of your nipples.
“Samu,” you breathed as he sucked at your nipple.
“Just can’t get enough of ya,” he mumbled against your skin.
You tangled your fingers in his hair as he swapped over to your other nipple.
“Yer sweet, lil’ body, so responsive,” Osamu said as your back arched, pushing your breasts into his face.
You pulled him up by his hair to press your lips together. He stood up, lifting you by your thighs. You wrapped your legs around him as he pushed you against the shower wall.
“Samu,” you moaned. You tugged his hair as he kissed down your neck. “No-no bruises.”
“Just blame Bokuto again,” he mumbled, sucking at your skin.
“At least leave them where I can hide them,” you said. He moved lower, kissing and biting over your breasts.
Osamu pulled back as you whined.
“Shower,” he said. You sighed as you stepped out of the shower and watched as Osamu started the water. Once the water had warmed up, you stepped under the water flow.
“How can ya stand it that hot?” Osamu complained, following you under the water. He hissed as the water hit his back and quickly spun you around so the water was hitting your back. You laughed.
“Just turn it down, babe,” you giggled, turning the cold water up.
“Just turn it down, babe,” he mocked, caging you against the shower wall. You wrapped your arms around his neck.
“Imitation is the highest form of flattery,” you said, pecking his lips.
He moved in closer to you, deepening the kiss. He lifted you by your thighs, wrapping your legs around him as the warm water coated your body.
“Samu, don’t drop me,” you mumbled against his lips. He lined up his cock with your entrance, teasing you with just the tip.
“Not gonna drop ya, princess,” he grunted. His cock slid into you slowly, drawing a long, low moan from your lips.
“Samu,” you moaned, tightening your legs around him. He rolled his hips against yours, forcing his cock deeper.
“Feels good, baby?” Osamu asked. “Feels so good havin’ ya wrapped around my cock, princess.”
“Feels good having you in me, daddy,” you said, digging your nails into Osamu’s skin.
“Ah, no marks, princess,” Osamu said, smiling at you teasingly. You kissed him deeply.
“Just not where they can show,” you said, pulling away from him. He buried his face in your neck and smiled against your skin. He snapped his hips up making you moan loudly.
“Samu, please,” you moaned, moving your hips against his. “Wanna cum.”
He reached between you and rubbed your clit in time with his slow thrusts.
“Not stopping you,” he said. You cried out as your stomach tightened.
“Samu, please!” You cried. “Harder please!”
Osamu rubbed your clit furiously as your walls clenched around him.
“Come on, baby,” he grunted. “Cum around daddy’s cock.”
Your stomach tightened and your walls fluttered as your juices squirted out.
“Cum in me, please, daddy,” you begged as you gushed around him. “Want you to breed me.”
“Fuck,” Osamu hissed as his cock twitched in you. “Want my babies, huh? Want me to knock ya up?”
You nodded as you pressed your chest against his. “Wanna make you a daddy.” Osamu groaned as he emptied his balls into your cunt.
“Fuck, yer too much for me, princess,” Osamu breathed, dick falling limply from you. You laughed as his cum leaked from your hole.
“Old man,” you teased as Osamu gently set you on your feet.
“Only four years older than ya, princess,” Osamu said, pecking your lips.
You two showered quickly after that as the water continued to cool down. By the time you were stepping out, you were shivering from the cold water.
“Aw, come here, baby,” Osamu said, wrapping a towel around you and pulling you against his body. “Let me warm ya up.”
“Th-thanks,” you stuttered, shivering in his arms.
“Y/n!” You jumped as your mom’s voice rang out. You pushed away from Osamu, stepping into your room where your mom was poking her head in from the hallway.
“Mom! Hi!” You exclaimed, rushing over to stop her from coming all the way in. “What are you doing here, shouldn’t you be at work?”
“Had to come back and grab my phone,” she said. “Where’s Osamu? His phone’s in our bedroom but I don’t see him anywhere.”
“I think he said he had to run by the restaurant,” you said. “Must’ve forgotten his phone.”
“Oh, okay,” she said. “Well, I’m going to take the car to work, so let Osamu know when he gets back.”
“No problem,” you said.
“Bye, sweetie, love you,” she called, walking down the hallway.
“Love you, too,” you called after her. You waited until you heard the car pull away before running back to the bathroom where Osamu was standing, looking like he’d had the most silent panic attack ever.
“She’s gone,” you breathed. “That was a close one.”
Osamu let out a long breath, his whole body relaxing.
“A close one,” he laughed, coldly. “My whole life flashed before my eyes.”
“Tell me about it,” you said. “I thought she was going to come in.”
“We have to start being more careful,” Osamu said. You nodded in agreement.
“Come on, let’s just get ready, the game’s soon,” you said. You smacked Osamu’s ass as he walked past you.
“Don’t start something you can’t finish,” Osamu said. You smirked at him as he wrapped his arms around your waist.
“Who says I can’t finish it?”
“If we miss the subway, I’m going to cry,” you threatened as Osamu slowly got dressed. “Do you want me to cry?”
“I dunno, are you a cute cryer?” He asked, going through his closet to find a shirt.
“I won’t be if we miss the game,” you said, laying back on Osamu’s bed.
“Black or white?” Osamu asked, holding up two Onigiri Miya shirts.
“Samu,” you whined. “They’re the same shirt!”
“Black or white?” He asked again. You huffed.
“Black,” you said. “Do you only own Onigiri Miya shirts?”
“Pretty much,” Osamu said, shrugging. He tugged on the shirt and held his hand out for you. You grabbed it and let him pull you into a sitting up position. “Are you sure you don’t want to wear something else?”
You smiled widely as you smoothed down your sundress. “How else am I going to seduce Bokkun to join us for dinner?”
“I’ll kill him if he looks at you for more than three seconds,” Osamu said, pulling you up to your feet. His arms wrapped around you and he held you tightly against his body. “Also, no cutesie nicknames for him.”
“You do know I have to make it believable that he and I hooked up, right?” You asked.
“Just tell him ya hooked up with someone yer mom won’t approve of, which ya did, and that ya lied to her about who it was, which ya did,” Osamu said. “The best lies are ones that hold a touch of truth.”
“Oh and you’d know all about this, how, Mr. Lies?” You asked, looking up at him.
“I’ve been avoiding fucking my wife for a week,” Osamu said. “I know how to lie.”
“I’ll remember that,” you said.
“I would never lie to ya, baby,” Osamu said, pecking your lips.
“Better not,” you mumbled, kissing him again. “Come on, we’re gonna be late.”
Osamu’s hand was permanently pulling your dress down as the two of you travelled to the game. At the game, Osamu offered his hoodie to drape over your bare knees after you took a seat.
“Samu, stop,” you hissed as he tugged your dress down in a vain attempt to cover your knees as you sat. “I’m going to end up flashing everyone here my boobs.”
“Well now I have a new fear,” he said, thrusting his hoodie into your arms. “Aren’t ya cold? Put my hoodie on.”
“Will you leave me alone and let me watch the game if I put the hoodie on?” You asked. He nodded, scowling at a guy that had glanced at you a little too long.
You pulled the hoodie on, content as you watched the game, if not a little warm.
After the game, which MSBY had won 3-1 over the Adlers, you let Osamu lead you down to the court where the boys were all excited to see you.
“Y/n! Did you see my last spike?!” Bokuto exclaimed, spinning you around in a tight hug.
“You were amazing! All of you!” You exclaimed once he sat you down.
“Y/n, this is our captain, Meian Shugo,” Sakusa said, introducing you to their tall, handsome captain.
“This is Y/n, my new niece!” Atsumu exclaimed, tossing his arm over your shoulders.
“L/n Y/n, I’m a big fan,” you said, bowing lowly to him. “It’s an honour to meet you.”
“You’re the setter that these guys won’t stop talking about,” Meian said. “It’s nice to meet you.”
You smiled widely as the guys made their way to the locker rooms and Osamu was dragging you through hallway after hallway until he shoved you into a supply closet and pushed you down to your knees.
“Ya look so fuckin’ hot wearin’ my clothes,” Osamu said, undoing his jeans and tugging them down. “I really, really want ya suckin’ my cock, right now.”
You wasted no time, immediately taking the pierced tip into your mouth, swirling your tongue around the cool, metal of his piercing.
“Bokuto, the fuckin’ idiot, flashed everyone your cute lil’ lace panties,” Osamu growled, tangling his fingers in your hair. “Thought Hinata was gonna cum in his shorts.”
You moaned around him.
“Oh, ya like that? Hinata’s probably jerkin’ his cock right now, jus’ thinkin’ ‘bout yer lil white, lace panties, barely hidden under yer lil dress,” Osamu said, pushing your head down, forcing more of his cock in your mouth. You moaned again, the vibrations drawing a low moan from Osamu’s throat. “S’too bad that’s all he’s ever gonna get. Yer my lil cock whore, isn’t that right, baby?”
You hummed as he let your head up for you to take a breath. As soon as oxygen filled your lungs, Osamu was forcing you back down on his cock.
“Come on, suck my cock, princess,” he groaned. “Before I fuck yer throat.”
You hollowed your cheeks and forced yourself to take more of his cock down your throat. The corners of your lips burned with the stretch and you forced the urge to gag down as you bobbed your head on his cock.
“Fuck, good girl, takin’ daddy’s cock so well,” Osamu groaned. “Should cum on yer fuckin’ face, just to show everyone who ya belong to.”
You clenched your thighs together as you pulled back and teased his piercing with your tongue.
“Don’t swallow,” Osamu choked out as his cock twitched in your mouth. “Hold it in your mouth.”
You hummed as his cock twitched again.
“Fuck,” he moaned, throatily, as he spilled into your mouth. Your eyes watered as salty cum filled your mouth and leaked down your chin.
“Come ‘ere,” Osamu said, pulling you up to your feet. He kissed you deeply. You pushed the cum into his mouth and grinned when he pulled back. “Open.”
Your mouth fell open and you moaned as he spat his cum back onto your waiting tongue.
“Swallow,” he mumbled, watching as his cum dripped from your tongue. You swallowed and opened your mouth to show him. “Good girl.”
Osamu pulled his hoodie off of you and wiped your chin clean with it before folding it over his arm.
“Come on, let’s go before they start wondering where we are,” Osamu said, tugging you out of the closet.
“We still have to talk to Bokkun,” you said, following Osamu closely.
“Talk to Bokuto about what?”
You jumped nearly in Osamu’s arms when you heard Atsumu from behind you.
“Tsumu! How long have you been there?!” You exclaimed, turning on your heel to face him.
“Long enough,” Atsumu said. He reached out and wiped at your chin with his thumb. “Heard something about ‘cumming on yer face to show who ya belong to’. Didn’t think he’d actually do it.” Atsumu casually wiped his thumb on his jeans.
“We can explain,” Osamu said.
“Yer fucking yer stepdaughter,” Atsumu said, crossing his arms.
“I, um, yeah, I guess so,” Osamu said, scratching the back of his neck. “It’s more than that, Tsumu.”
“A whole affair,” Atsumu said.
“You can’t tell my mom!” You exclaimed. “I’ll do anything.”
“Anything?” Atsumu asked, smirking.
“I’ll kill ya,” Osamu threatened.
“Chill out, it was a joke,” Atsumu said, holding his hands up. “Besides, I don’t plan on telling her. Frankly, I don’t care.”
“Ya want something,” Osamu said, narrowing his eyes at Atsumu.
“Let me have a turn,” Atsumu said. Osamu stepped in front of you, pushing you behind him.
“I wasn’t joking when I said I’d kill ya,” Osamu said. “We’ve shared in the past but Y/n is different.”
“Osamu,” you cooed.
“I really, really like her,” Osamu said, ignoring you. “Like, it could be love one day.”
You melted a little. Your face softened and you hugged your arms around Osamu’s waist.
“Fine, fine,” Atsumu said. “I won’t say anything. I’ll even be yer cover.”
“What do you want?” Osamu asked.
“Free food whenever I go to any Onigiri Miya,” Atsumu said. “And maybe just one kiss.”
“Free food for a year and a kiss on the cheek,” Osamu bargained.
“Free food for a year and a real kiss,” Atsumu said. “With tongue.”
“What are we, in high school?” You asked, crossing your arms over your chest.
“Free food for two years and a peck,” Osamu said. “And I won’t even kick ya after the kiss.”
“Or hit me at all!” Atsumu said.
“Fine,” Osamu said.
“Deal,” Atsumu said, smirking. “Come ‘ere, doll.”
Osamu stepped to the side, letting you move closer to Atsumu.
“No tongue,” you warned, before leaning in. Atsumu swiped his tongue along your bottom lip as you kissed him. You stomped his foot as you jerked away.
“Worth it,” Atsumu said, smiling victoriously.
“Shut up,” you said as Osamu wrapped an arm around your shoulders. He kissed your temple.
“Hope my cum tastes good,” Osamu said, smirking wickedly. Atsumu’s face dropped as he gagged.
“Ew! Gross, I demand a redo after she brushes her teeth!” Atsumu exclaimed, following after the two of you. You and Osamu laughed loudly as he complained behind you.
“Bokuto couldn’t make it?” Your mom asked as she sat the food on the table.
“That’s why we brought Atsumu to replace him,” you said, smiling widely.
Atsumu smiled at your mom wryly. “M/n,” he said.
“Atsumu,” your mom said, barely containing her glare. “I’m so glad you could come.”
“I’m sure,” Atsumu said.
You and Osamu awkwardly loaded food onto your plates as your mom and Atsumu glared at each other.
“So, how was work?” You asked.
“Oh, it’s terrible!” Your mom exclaimed. “Just the worst!”
“Oh? What happened?” Osamu asked, slurping up his soup.
“I have to work in Tokyo for the next week!” Your mom said. You bit your lip to keep from smiling.
“Oh, no! That’s awful,” you said. “But Tokyo, that’s nice.”
“It’s just now I really won’t get to see you,” your mom said, pouting.
“Maybe I could extend my trip a little,” you said. “That way when you get back we can still have a day or two just us.”
“Oh, as long as Osamu doesn’t mind having you here,” your mom said.
“Oh, I don’t mind,” Osamu said. “This is her house, too.”
“Okay, then, that’s settled! We have to have a girls day when I get back,” your mom said. “I feel like I’ve just been pawning you off on Osamu this whole week.”
“I’m sure he doesn’t mind,” Atsumu snarked. You kicked him in the shin.
“I don’t mind,” Osamu said. “It’s father daughter bonding.”
“Oh, it’s bonding all right,” Atsumu muttered. You kicked him again. He hissed in pain.
“What was that?” Your mom asked.
“Just said that bonding is nice,” Atsumu said.
“So, when do you leave?” You asked.
“Tomorrow morning, around 5,” she said. “Way before you two will be up.”
“Are you taking the train?” Osamu asked. Your mom shook her head.
“I’m taking the car, hope you don’t mind,” she said.
“It’s fine, we’ll probably just hang around here, anyway,” Osamu said.
Atsumu smirked as he sipped his tea.
“We have that pick up game later this week,” you said. “With Bokkun, Hinata, and Sakusa.”
“It’ll be great, we’re gonna crush you,” Atsumu said.
“You don’t even know the teams yet,” you said, rolling your eyes.
“Me, Omi-kun, and Shoyo versus ya, Samu, and Bokuto,” he said.
“That’s not fair! You three are all professionals! You take Samu!” You exclaimed.
“Ya don’t want me on yer team? I’m hurt,” Osamu said, clutching his heart.
“Against three pros? No, I don’t want you on my team,” you said. “I want Sho-kun!”
“Rock, paper, scissors, loser gets Samu,” Atsumu said, making a fist.
Your mom laughed as Osamu gasped in offense.
“Sorry, Samu, but I want to win tomorrow,” you said, holding up a fist.
In the end, Atsumu ended up stuck with Osamu and was still complaining when he left.
“Bye, Mom,” you mumbled tiredly as your mom packed her bags in the car.
“Bye, sweetie,” she said, hugging you tightly. “Tell Osamu I said bye.”
“I will,” you said. As she pulled off, you walked back into the house. You padded down the hallway and almost turned into your room when you remembered Osamu was currently laying down all alone.
You turned into his room and carefully crawled into his arms.
“Good morning, baby,” he mumbled, pulling you closer to him.
“Morning, daddy,” you said. You smirked as his eyes opened slightly.
“Oh?” He questioned. You rolled him over to his back and climbed on top of him, straddling his hips.
“Wanna feel you,” you mumbled, rolling your hips against his.
“G’head, baby,” he said, holding your hips. You ran your hands along his thick chest and stomach, stopping to play with his pierced nipples.
He hissed softly.
“Sensitive?” You asked, pinching his nipple. He nodded. You leaned down and sucked one into your mouth, flicking your tongue against the cool metal. You teased the hardening bud then switched to the other one, only completely pulling away when they were shining with spit and swollen.
“Pretty,” you muttered. You kissed up his neck, sucking and biting at his slightly prickly skin.
“D’ya jus’ call me pretty?” Osamu asked as you nibbled at his jawline.
“You are,” you said, pecking his lips. You shimmied down his body, tugging his briefs off and tossing them to the floor. You palmed his hardening cock until it was bobbing heavily against your hand.
“Wanna ride you,” you said, straddling him again. You ground your wet folds against his cock.
“I wanna fold ya in half, princess,” Osamu said, holding your hips. “Throw yer legs over my shoulders and pound yer cute, lil pussy until ya cry.”
“No reason we can’t do both,” you said, reaching down to line his cock up with your dripping core. “We have all day.”
“‘m not lettin’ ya leave this bed,” he said. You sank down on his cock with a soft moan.
“Daddy,” you whimpered as his cock nudged your abused cervix.
“Take it all, baby, I know ya can,” he said, holding your hips tightly. You let him hold up as he pounded into you, fucking past your cervix with one, quick thrust.
“Samu!” You moaned loudly, digging your nails into his shoulders. You bounced on his cock in time with his thrusts.
“Takin’ daddy’s cock so well, look at ya,” he grunted. “Such a lil princess, wanting to ride daddy’s cock and not being able to take it all without daddy’s help.”
“S’too big,” you whined as his apadravya dragged against that spongy spot inside you.
“Ya jus’ need a lil’ help, baby,” Osamu said, hands tightening on your hips. “Yer daddy’s little girl, after all.”
You moaned as he pulled you down, your chests flush against each other. He smacked your ass as you bit at his chest.
“Can feel ya clenchin’ ’round me, go ‘head and cum for me, princess,” Osamu grunted. You cried out, your cunt walls squeezing him as you squirted around his cock.
“Good girl,” he praised before flipping you over to your back. Osamu hovered over you, kissing your lips gently before pushing your legs up against your chest.
“Daddy!” You cried as he continued to thrust into you. Your legs shook with overstimulation as he pressed two fingers against your clit.
“Want ya to make a mess for me,” he said, flicking your swollen clit. “Want ya to squirt around my cock again.”
“Harder, Samu, please!” You begged, gripping the white sheets underneath you. Osamu braced himself against the bed as he pounded into you harder.
“Gonna fill ya up all day,” he grunted. “‘Til yer swollen with my seed. Gonna be all fucked out and dumb when I’m finished with ya. Isn’t that right, baby?”
“Uh-huh,” you moaned, nodding. “Want daddy to breed me until it sticks! Wanna be full of you!”
Osamu grabbed your face roughly, forcing your mouth open. “Tongue out,” he ordered. Your tongue lolled out, drool dripping onto your chin. “Good girl.”
He spat on your tongue before kissing you messily, spit covering both of your chins and thin strands of saliva connecting you two when he pulled away.
“Gonna cum,” you gasped as he pinched your clit. He leaned up, watching you squirm as he relentlessly rutted into you.
“Squirt around my cock, baby,” he said, strumming your clit. “Come on, daddy wants ya to make a mess on him.”
You let out a high pitched moan as he pressed down on your bladder.
“No, no, daddy, gonna make a mess!” You squealed.
“Come on, princess,” he muttered, pushing down harder. “Make a mess on daddy.”
You cried loudly as cum gushed out of you, covering Osamu’s stomach and chest.
“Fuck,” Osamu groaned, balls tightening as he painted your walls white. “Good girl.”
You breathed heavily as Osamu pulled out of you and collapsed next to you.
“Daddy,” you breathed, cuddling into his side. “Didn’t know I could cum that hard.”
“Me either, baby,” he mumbled, pulling you closer to him. “Ya did so good, princess.”
“I made a mess,” you said.
“Just like daddy asked,” he said. “Ya want daddy to clean ya up?”
“Please,” you mumbled. Osamu stood up and lifted you easily, carrying you to the shower. He cleaned both of you off quickly before running a bath in the large bathtub.
“Ya want anything, princess?” Osamu asked as you leaned back in the large tub.
“Join me,” you said. Osamu climbed in behind you, wrapping his arms around you. You leaned against his chest and relaxed into him.
“This is so bittersweet,” Osamu said, rubbing his hand over your stomach soothingly.
“Why?” You asked.
“I just wish I had met ya first,” Osamu said. “Before yer mom. Now, I’ll always be the guy that got with his stepdaughter.”
“Hey, you didn’t raise me or anything,” you said. “It’s not like you’re my father figure or anything. You’re only four years older than me. If anything, my mom’s the weird one for marrying a guy her child’s age.”
“I really, really like ya.” Osamu said, nuzzling your neck. “More than I’ve ever liked anyone.”
“I really, really like you, too,” you said, smiling. You rested your hands on Osamu’s as he pressed small kisses up your neck. “I thought you were the most handsome man I’d ever seen when we first met. Nearly took my breath away.”
“I thought ya were the most beautiful woman,” Osamu said. “Couldn’t take my eyes off ya.”
You lifted his hand to your lips, pressing a soft kiss to his skin.
“I’m falling in love with ya,” he mumbled against your skin. “This is the closest to love at first sight anyone has ever been.”
You kissed his hand again.
“What the fuck is this?”
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Teen Wolf 6x15 (spoilers)
wow 2 episodes one night what a blessing!!!!
- why does this torture guy look so familiar?!?!??!
- why are all these werewolves teens? like other than theo i’m not seeing any new wolves tho aren’t smol previous teens
- lmao theo ‘what the hell did you two do’
- aw smart little theo
- EICHEN HOUSE GUY YOU ASSHOLE I REMEMBER YOU TOO NOW
- oh satomi wait NO SATOMI WHAT
- DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUDUHUHUUHUNUHUNUHUN *flails arms violently trying to resemble passionate violin player* DADADADADADADADADAAAA (theme song hype)
- ohhhhh sheriff wait what murder
- DEATON MAH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lmao i still see father gabriel from TWD)
- deaton bro what are you doing stop torturing yourself pls what are you doing what is this is it the fear thing? did they lock it up in lichen house?
- a drawing? of a face?
- omg same malia but not the best time 😂
- omg this bitch CALM DOWN fucking gerard putting ideas in her head i swear
- parrish you’re supposed to be checking the exits
- malia bb calm down
- i still fail to understand how the school library is open this fuckin late i know of NO library that opens that late especially not in a school
- omfg GABE AND NOLAN YALL ADDED TO MY ‘SCREAM ‘FUCK YOU’ WHEN YOU COME ON SCREEN’ LIST
- FUCK YOU GABE
- FUCK YOU NOLAN
- omg guys this is bad idea this is very bad idea no DONT FIGHT
- lmao theo so exasperated
- 👏🏼 sheriff 👏🏼 stilinski 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 making 👏🏼 all 👏🏼 the 👏🏼right 👏🏼 and 👏🏼 mature 👏🏼 decisions 👏🏼 THANK 👏🏼 YOU👏🏼
- theo has a fair point
- ooooo nice hook liam AHAHAHAHAAH “still working on my anger” 😂😂
- deaton has been in this game for too long guys
- the girl is really reminding me of erica from season 2
- oh god not this thing again i thought we got rid of this
- wow we got people goin left and right this episode what the heck
- oh i forgot corey could do that with his invisibility stuff
- ahaha it’s a restating of yoda’s ‘fear leads to anger’ thing
- i missed deaton helping to sleuth
- did they at least change their clothes?
- oh shit the tattoos lol welp
- YOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAPI MCCALL IS HERE
- what’re they gonna do to those kids pls nothing bad
- awwwwwww. ok this kinda cute i will admit
- awwww no corey and mason nooooooooooooooooo
- ummmmm scuse me driver bitch what are you doing you better not be doing what i think the fuck you’re doing
- FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
- eyyyyyyy ya boiiiiiiiiis
- lmao theo in the corner brooding
- MY CHILDREN UGH I’M SO PROUD BUT SO WORRIED
- WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER EXCUSE ME JEFF DAVIS I THINK THE FUCK NOT
#teen wolf#teen wolf spoilers#teen wolf season 6#teen wolf season 6b#teen wolf 6x15 spoilers#teen wolf 6x15
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OC ROADTRIP QUESTIONS
team one ( 1.) ) is finn, elena, keiko, and kikka
team two ( 2.) ) is dimitri, cecil, toby, and nikolai
Which OC is the driver? Where are the other OCs sitting in the vehicle?
1.) finn and elena can both drive so .. whoever fuckin feels like driving that time. keiko & kikka just sit there like ??? 2.) i think fuckin dimitri drives im cryin ( tho i think my other ones are old enough / nearly old enough to drive too ) so its just ... toby, nikolai, and cecil sitting around screaming
What form of transportation are your OCs using (RV, motorcycles, on foot, etc.)?
1 & 2.) cars.. its not quite a road trip if ur walking around
What’s playing on the radio?
1.) weird japanese music 2.) GOD KNOWS ... they probably burn shitty memes onto cds and play cryptic russian chanson songs on the aux cord or smth ... imagine ur driving down the highway and u just hear this coming from the car next to u
Imagine your OCs reacting towards staying overnight at an incredibly shady motel
1.) oh god they’d be so fucking upset ... they normally stay in fucking penthouses and luxury suites im cryin. finn’d be like “WHERES UR LUXURY SUITE :)” and the tired fuckin motel worker would be like “sir this is a motel 6″ 2.) THEY LOVE IT. they love the shitty aesthetic and take weird little pictures together with the fucking workers. they’ll like, take polaroids of the dead bugs around the room and hang them on the walls for the next people
Which OC gets homesick nearly immediately? Do they get over it?
1.) keiko and kikka. they don’t like being far away from home very often. 2.) toby, but he’d never fuckin admit it. he’d be like “UM ... Hehe! I’m ok... just dyin a bit ... heh” ( tho he’d get over it fast haha )
Imagine your OCs getting lost
1.) finn would probably cry on the inside im fuckin screaming. elena would force him to stop and go ask the random ppl in mcdonalds where they are im dyin. tho then again, they’d probs have a gps bUT- 2.) fhghfhghfg toby would probably tell dimitri the wrong road and cause them to be on like, the opposite side of the way they’re supposed to be going. then they’d just reroute and start dying on the inside/// “Getting lost is fuckin expensive!”
Which OC yells “HORSE” whenever they pass by horses?
1.) i desperately want to say it’d only be the kids but literally all of them ... theyd all just be like “OMFG HORSES ... LETS SAY HI” hfghgff 2.) toby and cecil.. they love horses im
What does your OC do to pass the time on a long stretch of road?
1.) whoever isn’t driving fucking passes the Fuck out ( if finn’s driving he’ll just be like ... ._. and die on the inside ) but otherwise they’ve got a shit ton of stuff to do. i’m so sure finn and elena would have like, 4 fucking cars [ one for both of them to drive around, one for Long Road Trips, and one for just every day driving around w/ everyone ] and the road trip car is def. a fuckin porsche cayenne with a fuckin ton of weird backseat shit for their kids im cryin. im sure theyd also just draw pictures or play games 2.) theyd either sleep, play games, or fuckin start zoning out im cryin. i feel like one of them would realize they forgot smth while On the long stretch of road.
Imagine your OCs playing I Spy
1.) finn is fucking awful at i spy and always loses, though when it’s his turn he always sees the most obscure shit. “i spy ... smth grey” “???” “That horse we just passed rn :)” 2.) toby is the god of i spy. he can fuckin guess almost everything right and he always beats everyone when they try to find what he saw im cryin
Which OC brings a guitar to serenade the other OCs as they travel?
1.) ??? 2.) none of them can play the guitar but toby would fucking bring smth weird to serenade them with. it’d be like ... a triangle. and he’d start playing fuckin “my heart will go on” all off beat
What happens when your OCs meet a hitchhiker?
1.) if they look like, innocent and theyre going close by they’ll pick them up. but otherwise Z O O M 2.) the fucking noobs in team two have read so many hitchhiker horror stories that they honestly just ... speed away without asking for details first
Which OC insists on stopping at every fruit stall to buy snacks and chat with the seller?
1.) ELENA. she’s like “oh finn THEYRE SELLING PINEAPPLES... can we buy one lol” and he’s like “hell yeah” kikka and keiko just don’t get it 2.) nikolai for fuckin sure. “toby fucking force dimitri to stop the car so i can buy an orange over there”
Which OC gets accidentally left behind at a stop? How long does it take before anyone realizes that they’re gone?
1.) oh god theyre all way too concerned to leave anyone alone hfghgf. 2.) either cecil or nikolai im crying. fuckin toby would be like “euh .... wheres X/Y” and dimitri would be like “O H N O” im fucking crying
Which OC buys cheesy souvenirs as keepsakes and to give to their friends who didn’t come with them?
i’m thinking they all buy that kinda shit, but i’ll go into deets here 1.) - finn probably buys weird shit for his coworkers. like they go to the USA and go on a road trip right. and theyre stopping in vegas and finn just buys like some minion figurine saying like “I WAS IN VEGAS”. and he gives it to the fucking president and he’s like “here dude.. got this for u in the states lol” - elena probably buys a mix of thoughtful gifts and weird obscure meme gifts.. kind of like the fuckin thing i said above, she’d buy weird bootleg objects and give it to her coworkers im dying. but i feel like she’d buy her students little gifts too im crying.. - keiko & kikka buy like... those shitty pencils and magnets. or they’ll buy bracelets... keiko buys “funny meme” gag gifts and kikka buys like, stuffed animals im dyin 2.) - cecil will literally go to the bootleg hidden gift stores and buy the worst quality things he sees. - dimitri probably buys those weird gag gift things OR like, weird clothes. some type of weird ass shirt like “WHAT HAPPENS IN WINNIPEG STAYS IN WINNIPEG” and of course fucking cecil and them start crying at it hgfghhfgh. - toby ... jesus christ he’ll buy anything and everything that he laughs at. either NSFW funny joke things or things that just Look weird. he’ll buy one and then he’ll go buy another for his friends im - nikolai will literally buy “I WENT TO X AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SHIRT” things. for his friends .. he literally gets those weird stretched out pennies im dying.
Imagine your OC sitting on the hood of the car with a thermos of hot cocoa in their hands, watching the sun rise
HEY ... this is pure. 1.) finn would probably fuckng fall asleep and spill all the damn hot chocolate on his lap and start crying. elena would be like “FINN WAKE UP the suns here lol”. keiko & kikka would be like .... !_! 2.) they’d all be playing like, shitty meme videos in the background and record nature “amvs” ( nmvs ? ) for their friends. it’d be like, a video of the sun coming up with “HERE COMES THE SUN” nightcore playing
Which OC is on a quest to try as many different kinds of food as they can on this trip?
1.) elena. she’d fucking be like “ok finn.. i heard they have weird fried food here in las vegas... LETS TRY IT” and then they just go eat weird shit 2.) toby, foR REAL. they go up to like, canada or smth and toby is like “LETS HAVE TIM HORTONS, BEAVER TAILS, POUTINE, ETFUCKINC” and theyre like “kay lol”
Which OC points out every strange sign they pass by on the road and reads them aloud to the amusement or annoyance of everyone else?
1.) kikka and keiko. elena is usually not paying attention to signs and finn is Looking At The Road so theyll just scream out random signs im dead. they probably fucking ask shit like “CAN WE GO SEE CRISS ANGEL” and finn is like “Ya lol” but elena is like ??? 2.) toby and nikolai. they’ll collaborate to fucking see who can say the weirder ones first. dimitri also plays along because he sees the signs fucking first most of the time.
Which OC has to stop to relieve themself every hour or so?
1.) kikka. he’s Always going. finn then gets fuckin concerned and forces him to stop drinking so much water im cryin. 2.) dimitri. cecil and nikolai get annoyed but fucking toby is like “Y E S more stopping in shitty roadside gas stations”
Imagine your OCs getting pulled into a side quest when one OC claims that they saw a cryptid
1.) i ... honestly this is something i can see. finn would see a fucking cryptid on the las vegas strip or something and force everyone to go run around looking for it. keiko would be like “DAD PLEASE” and kikka and elena would team up to say that it went into a place like fucking mandalay bay ( just so they can see the weird aquariums in there im crying ) 2.) i feel like they’d go on a roadtrip in general just to find cryptids im dying. like they all meet up in los angeles and go around the united states / southern canada to find cryptids.
What happens when the vehicle runs out of fuel in the middle of nowhere?
1.) THEYRE ALL YELLING. they call someone and the person is like “uh ... what did yall do... stop Yelling” fghfgh. theyd probably also just sit around complaining. 2.) they probably start laughing im. theyd be like “dudes.... we’re fuckin stuck in the middle of the woods HAHAHA” ( tho dimitri is like “hehe .... Help us god” and he calls the fuckin tow trucks or w/ev )
Which OC starts taking increasingly daring nature/action photos of themselves and their friends?
1.) finn. he’d like .. do a handstand on a fuckin cliff and force them to take pics 2.) all oF THEM. theyd just do weird risky shots #FORTHEVINE ( #ripvine )
Which OC starts out stressed about the amount of work they’re leaving at home, and slowly lets themself have fun?
1.) i doubt theyd be going on roadtrips with a lot of work. elena probably only goes on roadtrips during school breaks and finn usually has to request time off Ages in advance. so therefore, they don’t really have a lot of work to worry about. 2.) im actually not too sure abt this one ... considering the only time they could go on roadtrips is during breaks, they don’t have much work to do.
Imagine your OCs stopping by the side of a quiet road to go stargazing. Bonus points if they all end up falling asleep together, warm, happy, and surrounded by their friends
1.) LOVE IT ???? but theyd probably fuckin fall asleep in like 8 seconds 2.) theyd start making more nmvs but im cryin theyd all be like “I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH THESE FUCKS” fghg
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