#I AM SOOOO EXCITED SHE ATE
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Cardio - Roronoa Zoro Imagine
Pairing: Roronoa Zoro x Reader
Spoilers for One Piece (?), also kinda NSFW?
Summary: Ever since she joined the crew flirting with a certain green-haired swordsman has been (Y/N)'s favourite past time - even though she was told to not get her hopes up. Zoro doesn't do romance... or relationships... or situashionships. But what harm could a little harmless flirting do?
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"So, (Y/N)-san, are you single?", the cook asked her during dinner. (Y/N) enjoyed that the crew ate dinner together every evening. It felt like family. Ever since she joined the Straw Hats the whole crew embraced her with open arms.
"Well, yes I am, but I'm hoping not for long", she answered the blonde but kept her eyes firmly trained on a certain green-haired swordsman that sat at the other end of the table, sending him a playful smile. It was no secret that the girl had cast an eye on the man know as the pirate hunter Roronoa Zoro, who, at the moment, didn't even seem to notice her advances.
"Oooh (Y/N)-swaaaan I humbly volunteer myself as your boyfriend and partner!~", Sanji exclaimed.
The newest member couldn't hold back her giggles, "And I would be honoured, Sanji. Truly! But what would poor Robin and Nami do if you were taken?"
"Oh but of course, how could I forget? (Y/N)-san, you are so thoughtful~ ! But don't worry. I have enough love for all three of you, Ladies~"
(Y/N) giggled at his sing-song voice. She really liked the whole crew - all of them - but there was one person she took an instant liking to.
"Oi, Marimo! It's your turn to do the dishes! Don't you think you can weasel yourself out of it again", Sanji's sing-song was quickly replaced by a harsh holler.
"Oh, I'll help!", (Y/N) exclaimed. She was almost shocked at herself being so excited at the prospect of doing the dishes but spending time with Zoro didn't seem so bad.
"No, no, no. (Y/N)-san, -", Sanji tried to protest but the girl insisted. And so, shortly after, she found herself standing next to the mosshead rinsing the dishes.
"Soooo, what are you plans for the evening?", she asked the man standing next to her.
"Training", he hummed.
"You do that alot"
"Comes with the goal of being the strongest"
"I admire that", she smiles at him. It was quiet in the kitchen. The only things to be heard were the clinking of the plates and the occasional swooshing of the water in the sink, "Can you teach me some?"
The swordsman let out a laugh, "That would take years"
"I mean, just the basics", she shrugged.
"As I said, that would take years"
"You're being difficult on purpose", she grew frustrated, "I'm just trying to get to know you a little, y'know? Spend some time with you..."
The kitchen fell silent for a few moments before she came up with another idea.
"Would you like some company then?"
He looked at her for a few seconds but then decided to send her a nod anyways - maybe because she helped him with the dishes or maybe because he truly didn't care.
"Great! That's far better anyways, I get to sit back and enjoy a nice cold iced tea while watching a hot guy exercise", she nudged him in the side but didn't get a smile back, "You know you're no fun, right?"
Just a little later the two of them found themselves on the deck - Zoro practicing his form and (Y/N) off to the side shouting over some things here and there.
"Wait, so you trained with Mihawk? That Dracule Mihawk? One of the seven warlords of the sea?", she was shocked. She knew Zoro was good - in fact the whole crew was known to be extremely strong especially for how young they were compared to other crews - but this really put into perspective how strong he probably was.
"You talk a lot, you know?", his voice was gruff.
"Oh... Sorry", she didn't mean to annoy him, "I just wanted to get to know you a little..."
When the fighter noticed how quiet she had become he sighed, "Yes, he trained me for two years"
Her eyes lit up at his answer, "How is he like??"
"You're doing it again, woman!!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!!"
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It was early in the evening. The sun was set low on the sky, painting it in an aray of reds and oranges. Like usual Zoro was on deck training his skills like everyday. Most evenings (Y/N) would join him but tonight she wasn't there. The green-haired man didn't give it much thought though and just continued as usual until the girl entered the deck wrapped in a towel, her hair still damp.
"You shouldn't run around like this", he told her once she noticed her scantily dressed form, "Do you want the waiter to get a seizure?"
"Well, good thing we have a great doctor on the ship then", she answered, "But don't worry. This isn't for Sanji anyways"
Zoro raised his brows.
"Don't get ahead of yourself. It's not for you either", she paused for a second, squinting her eyes, "I mean... unless it's working?"
When he stayed quiet, she continued.
"I put my clothes out here. I like it when my clothes are warm and cozy after a shower"
When he looked over her shirt and shorts were indeed hanging over the railing.
"As much as I'd like to ge there someday, I don't think we're there yet sooo... Would you kindly turn around?"
Zoro scrambled to avert his eyes. Is she really getting dressed here on deck? He didn't get to think about it for long as he was smacked at the back of his head with her towel.
"Done", he heard her voice, "C'mon. Let's get some snacks"
She grabbed him by his sleeve and pulled him with her towards the kitchen.
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"So, I'll go shopping, Sanji-kun is going to accompany me to look for supplies. Franky decided to stay on the Sunny for maintenance, so all you others have free time to explore the island for yourselves. Get your allowances before you leave or I will add yours to mine", Nami anounced.
"Great, I'll go with Zoro", (Y/N) immediately looped her arm into the swordman's. Her exclamation was merely a formality at this point as the last times they explored different islands weren't any different. Looking for firewood, hunting, exploring the wildlife to make sure there wasn't any threat around them - (Y/N) teamed up with Zoro. The pirate hunter never objected, much to the girl's delight. Having some free time now, however, was a welcome change for the whole crew though.
Just as they were about to leave Nami stopped the other woman.
"Hey (Y/N), wait I need to talk to you for a sec"
"Sure, what's up, Nami?", (Y/N) beamed at the navigator.
"Oi, if the two of you want to have your chit chat either have it quick or have it later, I'm not waiting for you, (Y/N)!", Zoro shouted at his companion from where he was standing a few feet ahead already.
"Without my help, you wouldn't even find the bar! You have no choice but to wait for me!", she hollered back but then quickly turned to Nami, "But seriously, if he wanders off without me, he's probably lost forever, so we should be quick before I lose sight of him", she giggled.
"Yeah, about that... I wanted to talk to you about Zoro", Nami awkwardly scratched the back of her neck.
"Why what about him?", (Y/N) was still smiling brightly.
"I noticed you flirting with him... like a lot-"
"Oh... Is he-? Are you? Are the two of you- ?", (Y/N) could feel her cheeks heat up. That would explain why Zoro never really went for any of her flirts...
"Are we what? Oh... OH! Oh god no! Zoro and me? God forbid!", Nami looked shocked.
"Thank god", (Y/N) let out a relieved laugh, "but what is the problem then?"
"Well, Zoro doesn't really do romance or relationships. He never goes for it whenever girls try to flirt with him. He probably doesn't even notice it to be perfectly honest", Nami continued, "I don't want you to get your hopes up just to get disappointed in the end"
"Oh that", (Y/N) made a dismissive hand gesture, "I noticed already. It's fine though. I mean, as long as it doesn't bother him it doesn't bother me either. I like spending time with him", she shrugged but then hugged her friend, "thanks for looking out for me though"
Nami was a little confused but hugged her friend back. She didn't understand how she could be happily having a crush on someone with no sign of reciprocation but as long as she was happy Nami was happy.
"Oh shit. Where is that mosshead gone?? Sorry, Nami! I gotta run. Who know's where that idiot wandered off to?", (Y/N) laughed happily whilst already running in the direction she suspected the swordsman to have disappeared into.
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"You're buying", she grumbled.
"What, why?"
"Why? Are you serious? Because of you, we had to make a half-hour detour! My feet hurt... If you had just waited for me, we would've just taken a road straight into town but you had to wander into the forrest"
"I didn't force you to come with me, you know?"
She just huffed. It was quiet for a few moments then she heard a sigh.
"What do you drink?"
"You're the best!", she side-hugged the mosshead.
For the next hour, the two of them sat in the bar drinking and occasionally even joking around.
"Oof, I need some fresh air...", (Y/N) stumbled down from her bar stool.
"You're such a light-weight, it's a shame", Zoro let out a bark like laugh.
"And you're an alcoholic", she stuck out her tongue at him but then made her way out of the stuffy bar. Once outside she leaned against the wall to steady herself. She let a few deep breaths fill her lungs and thought about Nami's words from earlier once again. It really didn't matter if Zoro liked her back... did it? Nah...
She enjoyed spending time with him - be it as friends or as lovers. Eventhough, she much rather preferred one thing over the other. She knew Zoro never flirted back or even gave an indication that he even took notice of her attempts of gaining his affection but she knew that he at least enjoyed spending time with her, which was good enough for the girl. Maybe someday they could be something more than friends though...
It got chilly outside so she decided to enter the bar again. Once inside she saw Zoro sorrounded by a group of girls. (Y/N) furrowed her brows.
"You're the pirate hunter Roronoa Zoro!", one of the girls gushed.
"So?", he huffed.
"We heard that you and your crew challenged the world goventment", another girl continued.
"I'm trying to have a drink here...", Zoro tried to tell them. Unfortunately, those poor girls took this as an invitation to join him.
"Ah yes! A drink would sound lovely! I'd like a -"
"That seat is taken", the mosshead put his hand over the empty bar stool, where (Y/N) had just sat a few minutes prior. (Y/N) felt like her heart skipped a beat. Maybe he did indeed like he at least a little bit.
"Oh really? I don't see anybody", the girl that just tried to take (Y/N)'s seat demanded to know why she couldn't sit next to the swordsman.
(Y/N) took this as her sign to take action.
"Thaaaaank you, love, for keeping my seat safe", she threw her arms around the man, "and who are your friends here?", she asked sweetly. (Y/N) didn't have a problem with the group of women sorrounding Zoro - not at all. She just decided to help him out here.
"I don't know them", he grumbled.
The group awkwardly shuffled away, mumbling something about being fans but needing to get going now.
(Y/N) turned to the pirate hunter with a wide grin on her face.
"For real though, thanks for saving my seat"
"I just want to have my drink in peace. They seemed annoying", he shrugged, "Why is your face all red?", he asked her.
Her face fell, "I'm drunk... idiot"
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It was right after a fight. Most of the Straw Hats were unharmed - a few scatches here and a few bruises there. Nothing Dr. Chopper couldn't fix.
"That's going to be a scar, I'm sure of it", Nami complained about a cut she had suffered on her thigh.
"Don't worry, Nami!", (Y/N) yelled over from where she was sitting on the floor, "I think scars are sexy!"
"Oh really? Then why do I remember you almost having a mental breakdown after needing stitches on your forearm?", the red-head wasn't having it.
"First of all, that was my pretty arm! The other one already had blemishes...", (Y/N) rolled her eyes, "and second of all, I obviously wasn't talking about myself but rather on other people, isn't that right Zoro?" The girl sent the mosshead a shameless wink clearly alluding to the numerous scars that decorated the fighter's body.
Before Zoro had the chance to react, Sanji chimed in, "How come the stupid marimo is now somehow getting praise for sucking at fighting and always getting hit? Some of us are good enough to come out of a fight unharmed, you know?"
"What? WHAT? It's not my fault I'm actually fighting actual opponents! The only thing you are fighting are your eybrows", Zoro immediately shot back. It didn't take long for the two of them to be at each other's throats. Usually it would be Nami to separate them but everybody was too tired, so they just let them have at it.
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(Y/N) had only heard of the massive feasts the Straw Hat pirates had after every fight - Luffy baited her with them to lure her into joining the crew, but this was far bigger then she had anticipated. There was more food than she could ever eat, enough alcohol for the whole island - and some more just for Zoro - and Brook played his most popular tunes.
(Y/N) was pleasantly buzzed already when she decided to join Zoro where he was sitting in the corner of the room. On her way there she grabber herself a cup and a big bottle of rum, once she plopped down next to him she poured herself a cup and then handed him the rest of the bottle, knowing he'd empty any cup she could've given him in an instant anyways. He didn't complain and gladly took it.
"Are you having fun?", she yelled over the music.
"As long as I have a drink I'm always having fun", he answered her and indeed, he did look like he loosened up for a change.
She sent him a smile and raised her glass at him before taking a deep swig. For a while the two of them just sat in comfortable silence. She knew flirting with him was kind of her thing by now but at the moment she just wanted to enjoy spending time with her friend. If things would always stay the way they were right now - things wouldn't be half bad.
"You did good today", Zoro was talking about the battle they had earlier.
"Am I hearing right? I must've bumped my head... A compliment! By the pirate hunter Roronoa Zoro! I feel honored", she feigned shock.
"Don't get ahead of yourself. I meant you did good for your standards", he added with his lopsided grin that always made her heart skip a beat. To conceal an upcoming squeal she took another drink out of her cup. Okay, maybe staying friends wouldn't be as easy as she had hoped for - at least not with the adrenaline from the fight and the alcohol from the party still rushing through her veins.
"Why is your face all red?"
"You're not usually that observant, are you?", she grimaced.
"You'd be surprised", he smiled goofily before taking another big gulp of his drink.
Before (Y/N) had the chance to even think about what the swordsman was saying there, the song changed and so did the expression on the girl's face. A wide smile lit up her features and she excitedly turned to her friend next to her, who had no idea yet what she was about to propose to him.
"I know that song!", she sounded like a little child in a candy shop, "Do you dance?"
"Never", he barked out a laugh but made sure that she knew that he was aboslutely serious.
She pouted for a second but didn't want to waist any time before the song was over.
"Your loss", she shrugged and then skipped over to where Luffy, Usopp and Chopper where already dancing together arm in arm, joining them and singing at the top of her lungs.
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"Okay you know how it is! We need a team for supplies, a team for guard duty, a team for hunting... you know the drill", Nami announced. The Straw Hats had just arrived on a new island neither of them knew personally. Robin had read about it in one of her books but other than that none of them knew what they would find there. Robin already decided that she would explore the ruins that were supposed to be hidden deep in the woods - the island was supposed to be abandoned - but the others had to divide the remaining tasks among themselves.
(Y/N) was just about to announce that she was gonna team up with Zoro when the swordfighter himself interrupted her.
"(Y/N) and I take guard duty", he spoke up.
"No surprise there", Nami commented.
It was true that the two of them, (Y/N) and Zoro, usually teamed up - today would have been no exception. What was different though, was that it was usually always (Y/N) that would just decide for them to be a team - Zoro most of the time had no choice but to simply go along with it. Today - though - today was different and nobody but (Y/N) caught on. She was so busy with her thoughts that she didn't notice the other guys leave until it was suddenly just her and Zoro all alone on that big ship they called their home.
"So, guess it's just you and me, huh?"
"We don't have to talk, you know?", Zoro stated matter of factly, already preparing himself for a nice long nap.
"I know a few things we could do instead of talking, you know?", she repeated his statement, "In fact, it's gonna be a good few hours before any of them come back... a lot of things one could do in that time... instead of talking I mean", she pursed her lips as if she was really thinking about different possibilities instead of clearly alluding to one thing, before sending the fighter a grin.
"You keep flirting with me" - it was more of a statement than a question. There was no emotion in Zoro's voice that would have given the girl any indication as to how he felt about the fact. She felt her heart drop. And the others would only return in a couple of hours... this was gonna be uncomfortable.
"You - you noticed?"
"Of course, why wouldn't I?"
"Nami said something along those lines a while back..."
"Nami always thinks she knows everything" - there was still no reaction on his face.
"Does it bother you? I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable", (Y/N) could feel her face heat up. She felt bad and embarrassed at the same time.
"Bother me?", he let out a dry laugh - finally a sign of emotion, but now (Y/N) still didn't know what to make of it - "There's worse things in life than a pretty girl flirting with you"
(Y/N) let out a sigh of relieve. She would've been mortified if she made her friend uncomfortable in any way. The compliment didn't even register until a few moments later.
"Oh is that so?", a devious smile lit up her face but as fast as it appeared it disappeared again when she realized something, "Wait but why did you never flirt back? I mean, not even with me... but also with all those girls that always try to get with you... like those girls in the bar a few months back"
"Do I look like the ero-cook or what?", he truly looked insulted but (Y/N) didn't settle for that cheap of an answer. When she stayed quiet he continued, "Girls like these are always annoying. Idolizing you and wanting you to share your drinks with them. I mean not that you're not also annoying but looks like I'm not getting rid of you anytime soon", he shrugged.
When the girl heard that she squinted her eyes, "You know, I'll choose to take that as a compliment". A wide smile lit up her face as she made her way over to the mosshead, "You liiiike meeee", she teased him as she almost was chest to chest with the taller man.
"I liked the you from two minutes ago... You know? When you were too shocked to even form a sentence"
"And I liked the you that just called me pretty", she tried to look serious as she looked up at him, their faces only a few inches apart, before her face split into a grin again as she got on her tippy toes and pecked the swordfighter on his lips.
When she tried to pull back Zoro however had already cupped her face with both of his hands, going in for another kiss. (Y/N) hands almost automatically found their way into the pirate hunter's green hair and for a while the two of them just stood there as if the world stood still until Zoro parted from her lips.
"You know, I think you were right", his voice was low, barely more than a growl, "we do have the ship to ourselves for at least another two or so hours..."
"I'm a fucking genius", she mumbled agains his lips breathing heavily already.
"Jump", he commanded.
She knew exactly what he wanted from her, so without parting from his lips she did as she was told. He caught her with ease as she wrapped her legs around his waist, carrying her into the sleeping quarters of the Sunny. Once inside he laid her onto her matress, only breaking the kiss to basically tear the clothes off of her body.
"Fuck", he took the time to admire the woman in front of him. The cold air from suddenly being exposed had led to goosebumps forming on her body.
"Zoro" - when he heard her impatient whining it was his time to tease her now, taking his time with undressing himself before finally crawling on top of her again. Every touch felt electric, his skin felt hot against hers as she arched her back into him. Anything to get closer to him.
"Is that what you've been thinking about all this time, huh?", his voice was hoarse as he leaned down nibbling on her earlobe. Instead of an answer he earned himself a breathless moan, which in turn seemed to have it's effect on him.
"Zoro, please...", she whined. The swordfighter enjoyed seeing her like this. For months now he had grown to like the overly confident young woman - eventhough her big mouth could become exhausting after a while - but now there was no more sassy banter anymore. Right now all that counted was how good her body felt against his and how perfectly his name sounded when she moaned it.
He leaned down for another kiss, which she eagerly returned. His hands found their way into her hair tuggin at the strands, making the girl underneath him gasp from the sudden sensation. He isn't know to be a patient man but he thought to himself that he was gonna take his sweet time with this - partly to tease her, partly because he wanted to savour every moment of it - but (Y/N) had other plans. As they parted she looked up at him, lips swollen from the make out session and she looked to damn perfect. And then he felt her hand wandering down his torso and between his legs. To hell with taking it slow - they could always squeeze in a round two, he thought, as he pinned the girl's hand over her head and started kissing down between the valley of her breasts.
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"Well, that was a failure", Nami complained to Sanji as they walked up the gangway to the Sunny. This island was puny. There way nothing interesting there. Not only were there indeed no people left, but there was also no sign of human life at all. No abandoned shops. No ghost town. Nothing. And even the trees in the forrest barely held enough fruit to top up their food supplies for the next part of the journey, so that they definitely would have to make a stop at yet another island before going on to their actual destiny.
"At least Robin-chwan had luck with her ruins", the cook babbled along, delighted at the thought of at least one of the women having had a good time. Most of the crew had found their way back to the Sunny again - all of them with similar news - except for Nico Robin, who indeed had found what she was looking for.
"Hey guys we're... back? Where are they?", the navigator was just about to announce their early arrival when she noticed that neither (Y/N) nor Zoro were anywhere to be found on the deck.
"They're not in the crow's nest either", Sanji confirmed, "What if something terrible happend to (Y/N)-san? I know it was a mistake leaving her here with that second class sword-clown"
"Calm down, Sanji", Chopper assured him, "Zoro probably wandered off again and (Y/N) now has to make sure he isn't lost or something. The island is abandoned. Nobody attacked them"
"That's just as bad, that stupid marimo", Sanji swore under his breath.
Nami was just about to answer the cook when a loud crash followed by a "fuck" interrupted her train of thought.
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Zoro and (Y/N) just laid there at the moment, the sheets lazily draped over their exposed bodies. Zoro was just about to propose a round two when they heard the voices of Nami and that ero-cook outside of the cabin coming continuously closer.
"What are they doing back already?", (Y/N) looked panicked, scrambling out of bed trying to gather her clothing but only so far finding her bra, "Where the fuck are my clothes?"
Zoro couldn't help but laugh at the sight of her running around like a headless chicken. He was in no rush to get dressed - he much rather enjoyed the show that unfolded before his eyes.
"Stop laughing, Zoro, and help me", she whined. He noticed that her whining wasn't as annoying anymore... endearing rather.
"And what do you want me to do?", he laughed but actually got out of bed and gathered his clothes along with some of hers.
"Here", he handed her her panties, which she gladly took and tried to hastily put on. In the rush, however, she wobbled on one leg and then stumbled backwards into a dresser.
"Fuck"
"Good job... I'm sure they won't be coming straight in here now", Zoro sarcastically commented. How did he already get his pants and shoes on???
Unfortunately though, Zoro was right. The once muffled voices of their crew mates were coming closer and closer. As much as he enjoyed seeing her struggle, time was running out now and the swordsman was not about to let (Y/N) be exposed like that, so he held out his green robe for her.
For a moment she hesitated.
"Are you sure?"
"It's wide. Easier to slip into than those tight clothes of yours", he shrugged - that was one reason, sure, another reason was, that he really wanted to see the waiters face when he saw (Y/N) in his clothes.
"That's nice", she smiled at him, "smells like you"
When he saw her in his clothes, there was a feeling in his chest he couldn't quite place. It was too big for her, the sleeves hanging over her hand and one side of the collar falling off of her shoulder exposing the naked skin underneath. He grabbed her jaw with one of his hands, making her cheeks puff out adorably and pressed a firm kiss on her lips.
"We should do this more often"
(Y/N) was just about to answer when the door to the sleeping rooms flew open. The girl tried to step away from Zoro as soon as she noticed that they weren't alone anymore but apparently not soon enough.
"Here you are! You know guard duty means guard duty and not nap time...", Nami's voice trailed off once she processed the image that presented itself infront of her.
Once she did, she began shrieking, "What do you two think you're doing???"
(Y/N) slipped out of the room squeezing past the red-head, closely followed by Zoro but to her horror outside most of the crew already stood and waited aswell.
"We - we were...", (Y/N) was usually quick-witted but right now her mind drew a blank.
"Doing cardio", Zoro chimed in from behind her, still shirtless and seemingly not bothered by the situation at all.
"Yep", (Y/N) went along with it, "Cardio"
Robin, who of course caught on to the situation, snickered behind her hand but refused to enlighten Dr. Chopper as to why that was funny, not wanting to tarnish the gullible reindeer's innocence.
Sanji however found nothing humorous in the situation - almost in shock he turned to (Y/N), "(Y/N)-san! I'm sorry I left you alone on this ship with this pervert! I promise I'll make it up to you"
"What did you just call me, ero-cook?"
"You heard me! If you just as much as put a single finger on (Y/N)-san I'll make you regret it"
"Sorry, to disappoint you, but I did a little more than that", Zoro laughed.
That was enough for the cook to lunge for the swordsman, "You are not good enough for her! You dirty bastard!"
Nami massaged the bridge of her nose. First, the island turned out to be a total failure and now this.
"Look what you've done. No more guard duty for the both of you", she deadpanned.
"Sick! I hate guard duty", (Y/N) grinned.
"I meant together", the navigator pressed out between her teeth.
"Oh! Yeah. I can't promise that", the other woman nodded thoughtfully and then turned to leave but then remembered one last thing.
"Oi, Nami!", the red-head looked up to where the voice was coming from. From behind her, (Y/N) could see Usopp furiously signaling for her to shut up - and (Y/N) knew she really should listen to him - but there was this little voice in the back of her head telling her to poke the bear, so she continued, "by the way... you were wrong!"
The last thing (Y/N) saw, before a furious Nami was chasing after her was a facepalming Usopp but she didn't have the time to justify her decision because the navigator was hot on her heels, with a raised hand. A punishment she usually only reserved for Luffy and sometimes Zoro whenever they were being stupid but (Y/N) guessed that the stress from today paired with the reminder of her error about the advice she gave (Y/N) about Zoro, was too much for the red-head.
"Sanjiiiiii, help! Nami's gone crazy and is trying to kill meeeee", she screamed at the top of her lungs as she was fully sprinting away in order to not get hit.
"I'm coming, (Y/N)-saaaaaan~", the cook sing-songed.
And as Nami was chasing after (Y/N) and Sanji was chasing after the two of them, she couldn't help but think about how she wouldn't wanna be anywhere else at the moment than on this ship with those idiots. Especially a certain green-haired swordsman that she had liked for a while and - as she now just found out - wasn't as clueless as she thought.
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I AM IN CONTROL AFFIRMATION TAPE REVIEW
Heyy!!
It's officially been a week since I've used @adambja self-concept affirmation tape, and oh boy, do I have some news!!
I made a list of all the things I was going to manifest beforehand, you know, to tick them all off.
I followed her instructions, and listened to it everyday for 1 hour. I listened whilst I ate, studied, on the way to my courses and whilst I was chilling. I didn't want to stress and strain myself by finding time and forcing myself to listen to them so I instead mixed it into my busy schedule rather than separating it, because why not?
And oh boy, the results were glorious!
Here's the list of what I wanted to manifest, I wanted them to come In at a comfortable need to want type pace rather than instantly like I did before biggest kisses to shadow work for helping me slow tf down and prioritise both my wants and needs in a healthy manner 🫶🏾
RESULTS:
: Soooo I met this cute girl at school, she ticks so many of my boxes!! She's the talker, physically affection, cute nicknames I love it!! Currently just talking and flirting but I'm excited go see where this goes, ticks off my wlw relationship! I wanted something slow and meaningful, she's a little fast but meaningful I think it's the talking stage exciting jitters we'll see how it goes once she takes a breather. But I'm enjoying our time together.
: Dreams have been a lot more vivid! Dream recall sucks ass cause my sleep schedule and daily nutritional intakes are fucked give me a minute to fix those and lucid dreaming will natural for me I swear you guys 😭 I had such a realistic dream today I mixed it up with real life, everything felt so real it was insanely bizarre
: I feel a lot more direct and open to shifting now in comparison to last week, my mindset towards it has gone from "I need to do x then x otherwise it won't work I need to do everything properly or else I'll fail" to "Fuck it what I say goes"
I no longer pay great attention to the 3D but I still have a healthy view point to this reality which is something I always struggled with, detachment lead to dissociation which lead to hard core depression. We're feeling good right now though!
Something I tried to manifest before hand finally came up, simple thing but I wanted to wake up with my eyes closed, remain still and instantly remember shifting. This is so I could shift through my most preferred shifting state which required for me to wake up eyes closed and bam! Shift.
But I always woke up with my eyes open, it was a struggle. Not anymore folks!!
: My YouTube video views are increasing, I had a slow recent video that was barely moving its now getting 1k views per day and I'm a few subscribers away to my next milestone goal 30k which I wasn't close to last week
: I made a money review riggght here! It's for her money affirmation tape however the I am in control tape played a role too! Powerful duo 101% recommend using both <3
: My eyelashes are looking a lot fuller and my eyes are alot more sharper and more outlined, hope that makes sense. You, can actually tell the shape of if it's nice and sharp. Nose is also a little more narrow, I didn't want it to narrow gotta love what my ancestors gave me <3 that's on black beauty
: Hair is in twists I can see my roots getting longer which means there's growth that happend after the twists! There wasn't that much growth before hand, so waist length hair here I come!!
OK, that's all now, ily tysm adambja!! <3
#shiftblr#🍷 talk#desired reality#reality shifting#shifting community#shifting realities#shifting#affirmations#loa blog#loassumption#manifesting 🕯️🕯️🕯️#affirmation tape#willowblabs
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Stretched and Swollen from Sprite (And Bananas (and three and a half dinners))
I didn’t actually set out to stuff myself this night. Between having a big gym session and somehow forgetting to eat all day, I was just really hungry! I met my friends at the sushi restaurant after getting cleaned up from the gym, and proceeded to order two entrees (chirash don, which is just really good raw fish over rice, and spicy chicken yakisoba stir fry) without too much thought. I had to make up for lunch, after all.
Now, I had forgotten this, but sometimes sushi can get me a little more bloated than you might expect. Or maybe it’s the rice, I’m not really sure. Anyway, after finishing both of my dinners in about 15 minutes, and to the amusement of my friends, I could feel my belly rounding out nicely. It pushed out against my shirt, swelling with whatever weird reaction happens when I eat a ton of sushi. The feeling was both surprising and a bit arousing.
I leaned back in my seat, not trying especially hard to stifle my burps, and watching my friends eat their delicious meals with a bit of envy. Towards the end of the evening, one of my friends took pity on me and offered me the half of her ramen that she couldn’t finish. I gratefully wolfed it down, my stomach groaning and gurgling, and driving me a little crazy. See, I was full, but not stuffed. I couldn’t get the thought of gorging myself well beyond my limit out of my mind all the rest of the night, and by the time I was driving home I had made up my mind.
Settling down on my couch, I ordered a foot long Philly cheesesteak, cheesy fries, an Oreo milkshake, and a bottle of sprite. You see, I also had a bunch of bananas sitting on the counter, and I had always wanted to see what a sprite and banana bloat felt like (spoiler alert, it didn’t disappoint).
I downed my fries sub and milkshake in pretty short order, belching and rubbing my swelling belly right where it hurt the most. Now, it was time for the famous combination. I was nervous and excited, I couldn’t wait to see how much more full and achey my tummy would get, but I really didn’t want to ruin the night by throwing up.
I ate two bananas, and started to take long sips of the sprite. It took a little while, but I started to feel the reaction taking place. Keep in mind, I was already packed full with three and a half dinners. But now, I could feel my stomach sloooowly expanding. I needed to burp so badly, but the only ones that came were small, leaving me terribly bloated. I was hooked, though. I drank half the bottle, my belly groaning and stretching, feeling waves of pain and pleasure. I couldn’t stop rubbing the left side of my upper tummy where it ached the worst.
Still, I needed more. I ate another banana between more sips of sprite, groaning softly. When I finished I was a mess. My belly hurt soooo badly, and nothing I could do made it feel any better. It didn’t get visibly much bigger, but WOW did it feel stretched out. A half hour and a lot of belly rubs and soft moans later, the bloating had gone done somewhat, enough for me to drift off to sleep.
I have to say, I am hooked on the banana and sprite combo on top of a stuffing. It really sent me over the edge, and I love that once made the decision to do it, I was locked in, and forced to suffer through it. I can’t wait to try it again.
#bloated tummy#tummy ache#tummy kink#ate too much#upset tummy#bloatedaf#swollen belly#gurgling belly#bellystory
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🌀 Ring 🌀
• Guess I should put this old journal I got to good use this year! Maybe just day to day worries or fun stuff that happened!
Oh! Speaking of fun for a first entry, I got a letter in the mail and it was my great aunt! Said she was clearing out her attic and found this gorgeous ring, and she sent it over to me! It fits absolutely perfectly, I can’t wait to go out to dinner with it tonight!
• Why does everyone keep saying I look… bigger?
I mean, I’ve just been wearing this new ring, and it’s a little tight sure
And I feel fine
People keep saying I look… fuller?
Is that a compliment? It must be, right!
Right?
• Ok so it’s been a couple days and
I maybe sorta see what people mean…
It’s only been a week and I’ve put on like 10 pounds!
I have no clue how I’ve been eating like normal I swear!
Maybe I should go on that diet I keep talking about doing… it’s still the new year after all
• Wow ok uh, summertime really snuck up on me this year but uh… guess my partner, I mean, ex-partner, wasn’t too happy that I’ve gained, like, nearly 50 pounds this year. I uh, got so winded when we were.. trying stuff together, he said it was a “turn off”… but honestly it just made me more excited. I’ve been getting like that a lot recently, maybe with how my thighs are touching all the time, and the fact I’ve gone up 5 pant sizes has been driving me… what am I saying??
Anyway, His loss though! I’ve been doing everything right! I’ve been dieting, working out, taking the stairs at work, I just… I keep putting on more weight? God this is really hurting my head. When’s my takeout coming?
• Heyyyy diary! Back again, and uhh, I think I’ve gotten kinda.. fat. Oooh feels weird to admit that, everyone keeps saying I’m fat at work! Well, they did before they “fired” me after I ate out the refrigerator, again. And, like, I’ve definitely put on weight. A lot a lot of weight.. idk what’s bigger than 100? That much! But I promise I’m doing everything these stupid diet plans say to do, and my belly just keeps getting bigger and bigger and…
Wow I’m getting super hungry again...
• Diary! I always forget to write in this stupid thing, but my new partner found it while cleaning to go live at their place, and I’m so excited with all the holidays coming! I’m, like, way too big to live on my own now, moving is so hardddd, I’m a big pig! 550 pounds is.. big right? Or.. is it… god I’m starving again, hope my darling gets back soon from getting food. Hang on, did this ring always used to be so shiny… it’s pretty.. and really, like, pink!
• My partner feeds me lots!! I’m soooo happie! They say I’m their, like, good piggy! And it’s soooo hott! I wannas be fatter… way way fatter, I’m so hungry, partner is feeding me as I write this! They even got me a new ring to go with my old one!! And I… I… did I always used to think about food so much? I… wasn’t this fat a year ago. What happened? I… oh god did the ring… Make… me…
Hehe~
What’em I saying? I love food! I wanna be soooo so much fatter, it’s not enough. I gots to be fatter
I gotta eat
I need to be fatter…
So… much fatter…
🌀💿🌀💿🌀💿🌀💿🌀💿🌀💿🌀💿🌀
#fat belly#fat piggy#feedee belly#gaining fat#feeding kink#feedee encouragement#feederist#stuffed feedee#fatter and fatter#the fatter the better#fatter future#getting fatter#fat girls#want to get fatter#feeding you fatter#need to be fatter#fat to fatter#feedee piggy#immobile feedee#feedee feeder#ssbbw feedee#bimboification#dumbification#obese belly#bimbo hypnosis#hypnok1nk#brainwashing#brain drain#extremely obese#obesity
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hi angel🫶🏻 how are you doing?
i missed you too!! this week has been super dense for everyone istg😪
onew!!! i’m so excited! i wish i could go to the fanmeet too😭😭😭 oh to live in or close to korea😩 but fr i need to save up for shinee tour bc i have a feeling that they’re coming to the US in like a year. and i can’t wait! shinee, my angels💜 the little whale!! that’s so cute😭💜 pls send me a haul of what you get him once you send it to him!! i just know it’ll be the cutest and he’ll love everything sm! i love how they’re handling his comeback fr!! im so excited for this era!
fr! i’ve had such a tough week too. i treated myself to some iced coffee on thursday bc ive been trying to cut down on expenses too (but at least once a week iced coffee is a must). i came back to my mom’s and saw my kitty (tofu’s brother) had blood on his toe literally rn and we’re waiting for some tranquilizers to make effect to see how we can handle de situation and if it’s necessary to have an emergency vet visit. on a better note, i have a friend who’s a tattoo apprentice and im speaking with them to get some small tattoos done soon!
and ateez!!!! i wanted to go see them at coachella soooooo badly! but i was so set on seeing skz (my ults, my darlings) and i love love love ateez but im glad that i waited for lolla instead of coachella😂 im sorry san/yeosang my beloveds💔 im so pumped to see their performance too! (also ur watchparty outfit is so cute!!! ).
yaaaaas dragging ateez pcs in cute little pc holders, we love to see it!! 🥹
i also had to skip on txt this year!! my only kpop friend irl invited me right after i spent the whooping lolla amount😂 but i got an album which hasn’t arrived yet but im so excited to see the pulls! and want the cereal soooo badly for my shrine😭
alsooooooo did you see that apparently lee know and eunwoo went to see jk near his base??? like hello, visual trio wtfff. this was literally me:
i love you bb!! i hope the weekend treats you better!!💜
(the pc from my nephew’s story btwww!)
HELWLELEPRDPELEKKEKE THIS ASK COMPLETELY FROZE SO IT WAS JUST THE FIRE PIC AND I THOUGHT YOU SENT ME THAT W NO CONTEXT LMAOOOO 😭😭😭😭
Hi my baby!!!!!! Ahhh it’s so good to chat again!!!! This week has been so hellish for so many of us GOSH I just want to curl up and sleep and not wake up for like 2 weeks straight
AHHHHH MANIFESTING SHINEE TOUR SOOO HARDDDD I am getting ready as we speak to go to the kpop store bc they got some new shinee pcs in stock and I fully intend on buying every Onew one that exists 🫶🫶🫶🫶 Onew my beloved 🐋 ALSO YESSSS I will make sure to post a haul before I send him my care package!!!! I’m so excited 😭😭
Oh my god noooo I feel like you can’t get a break with all these cat incidents lately!! I’m so sad 😢 keep me posted with what happens!! My cat has been having some itching and we took her to the vet but they didn’t find anything wrong so they just prescribed some ointment and told us to make sure she doesn’t go outside (she’s indoor-only so she def didn’t contract anything!) but she’s just been super itchy lately and it’s super weird. I think it’s possibly just the change in weather and overall pollen or dust? So odd :/
ATEEZ’S COACHELLA SET OHHHH MY GODDDDD IT WAS FUCKING INSAENENEDNMDSMSME I CANT BELIEVE THEY JUST CASUALLY GOT 9TH SYMPHONY WONDERLANDDDD JONGHO’S HIGH NOTE AND SEONGHWA SWORD…. Also San’s abs??? Mingi’s fix on body paint??? CANT SPELL ATEEZ WITHOUT ATE 😋😋😋😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
I’m debating going to see txt because I’ve seen a lot of people local to me selling their tickets but I can’t decide yet! ANDDDD Ateez did allude to US tour so I have more money I need to be saving 😵💫 Will keep u posted!
ALSO YESSSSS LEE KNOW X JUNGKOOK X EUNWOO IS A CRAZYYYY COMBINATION HWLEPDLWKWKDKDN I WOULDVE DIEDDDDD
I love you bby have the bestttt weekend!!!! Have a lil treat and some coffee and relax so much. Ily ily 🫶💕💖💘💝💞
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alright, finished osnf ep 9 here we go.
i am taking this so so seriously. (RIP the Helper and RIP Felps. he came he welcomed-to-santo-berco'd he ate buttery butter and he died. thank you for your service to the plot o7)
in any case, that sure was. that sure was something huh. first of all yippee the horrors are back!! kind of? there are horrific monsters and people lost sanity points and someone got knocked out so!! it counts.
there is definitely Something Up with this village though because well. OBVIOUSLY. the people here aren't completely human anymore and everyone is too nice and the food is too good and there's a weird-ass endless maze in the center that spits you out when you get bored. oh yeah and the village is actually alive(????) and has a very strict no smoking policy.
i guess where im being thrown is the double-whammy of the sudden genre/setting change and the way that this feels like it comes completely out of left field? i was actually so excited to see if Liz's time-wormhole-portal-whatever theory was correct because there was a SHITLOAD of evidence pointing towards time shenanigans, and i had actually been hoping it was correct because i love those kinds of time travel stories, where everything is actually part of one big loop. (though i suppose that would be pretty hard to nail in ttrpg since those kinds of stories require very delicate planning, and the whole point of ttrpg is the freedom it allows the players/characters. doomed-from-the-start stories wouldn't operate well in ttrpg huh. idk im not a GM nor have i played/watched much ttrpg but i imagine it can't be easy. ANYWAY.) instead we get to the cave and suddenly we're in a magical medieval village with overly friendly grey elves and massive cows with tiny heads and crystals that can heal grievous injuries in seconds?? it's kinda throwing me because i hop into an ordem paranormal VOD expecting urban horror-fantasy and now im just getting what feels like fantasy with the horror thrown on top of it.
of course, i dont wanna get that neg with this. i trust cellbit and his writing, and like i said, there's DEFINITELY more going on here. im not about to stop watching this series because im thrown off, but im kinda :T atm ykno. but again, trust!! i'll hopefully watch more tomorrow. im just not a big fan of massive setting/genre switches like these ones. i probably just need more time to get settled in.
there were still good moments in this episode!!! i like all of the townspeople (though if i am highly suspicious of them; even if they're not being intentionally malicious they might be complicit in something / causing harm and not realize it), and cellbit getting SOOOO excited when Thiago flicked his lighter and the mist descended and the horrors returned (him and me both). plus him grabbing every die he owns to roll for the Blacksmith (who is a fucking TANK holy shit he's so fucking strong what the hell) and to fuck with i think Rakin at some point? might've been Guaxi. oh and also
POV: your dumbass mentee keeps eating the probably-cursed food in the probably-cursed village and is probably about to get his ass persephone'd
anyway that is all for now. tl;dr - i am still enjoying most of this and ofc im gonna keep watching im just very ?????? rn, but i trust the process. gn <3
edit: FUCK I FORGOT TO MENTION---current theory is that the blond woman who was last seen with Team Kelvin was the pilgrim who brought them to Santo Berco. and they had gone with her bc they figured out that she could lead them exactly where they needed to go. yeah ok gn fr.
#curlyosnf#this is like. mildly neg?#I don’t wanna say neg bc that implies I HATE what’s happening here which is just not true#but it is not 100% pos#to be clear it’s ONLY my option and not a real criticism#just didn’t have *quite* as much fun w this episode ig#just giving thoughts is all I’m still excited to watch more ofc
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summary of my thoughts on see you in my 19th life episode 1
ban jieum <3 <3
pool huh……..
water imagery… i miss the library as the location of their first meeting but water imagery is saur- [explodes]
idk personally i was expecting the car accident to be in the first ten minutes like a jumpscare, but i like how it was drawn out and hinted at throughout the episode. also i am soooo smug abt already knowing what joowon was telling seoha before she died. like that ate me up when i was reading the manhwa but now 😏 hehe. but im still saur excited for the reveal in the kdrama
they put so much money into this. it is deserved i enjoy it it is slaying etc etc
love the child actors… seoha’s child actor looks like hwanwoong so much though that i couldn’t take him 100% seriously as seoha. i’d see him and im like OMGGGGG…. who made baby hwanwoong CRY????
love how they contextualized ban jieum’s prev lives…. her past lives were things i always wanted more of. i wanted to know how she exactly became the person she is today. because i feel entitled to knowing how my wife became so <3
ban jieum as a child is the funniest thing ever like she just has a mission to see seoha again and then she’s doing the most outlandish things to get there. shes like “he made me feel like a child again and forget my remembering of my past lives” and then she becomes a child laborer. for him. girl i love you
really love the expansion of jieum and ae-gyeong’s relationship. in all im a very big fan of how many things have become contextualized and grounded in the kdrama vs the manhwa. but i still love the manhwa so much….. lee hye's manhwa ban jieum will always have a grip on me
seoha’s dad is such an asshole….. why did they change him. bring back the fucked up guy who at least kept to himself? [redacted] [redacted] 😭
adult seoha in the pool was 😌 my exact words seeing that scene was “man’s looking good…. NIPPLE???????”
they already showed how he only sits in the front seat now…. crying. no one look at me i need some privacy to recover
piano…..
HoH seoha canon in the kdrama 😭😭😭 i hope they keep seoha’s habit of keeping the tv on too 😭
his hearing aid is sooo small and it looks expensive…. fucking chaebol
ban jieum please give me one chance. plea
great first episode…. got all the feelings and put everything in order for the viewer to understand ban jieum’s world
i actually never told this to anyone, but i always thought this would make a GREAT kdrama. like it has all the kdrama tropes (emotionally repressed and traumatized chaebol, poor but hardworking female lead, side couple, car accident, mom dies, one [1] friend each for the female and male leads) and an interesting quirk (ban jieum <3). so im so so so happy please take care of me in this life as well has a kdrama and it has so much money and effort put into it. and the actors are wonderful so far and beloved…. like apparently ahn bohyun lost some weight to play seoha bc seoha’s supposed to look frail 😭😭😭 GOD HELP ME that is so true hes like a flower you accidentally stepped on but you pick it up and nurture it because it has a certain charm abt it. this is why i trust ahn bohyun for this role... its like he peeked in my brain. anyways. if you told me two years ago one of my favorite manhwa EVER would have a kdrama like this i would say “it’s deserved” but i’d be hiding a smile.
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ummmmm guys. i have had a day let me tell you. super long diary like entry lol
i had to get up early to go see my papa and help him move some furniture, and although i was running on a total of 2 1/2 hours of sleep i was excited. he lives out in the city and its about an hour and a half drive but the highway is completely surrounded by trees so that was a fun ride. listened to lots of music and talked about barbies with my dad. we counted 21 total yard sales on the trip.
got home and ate lunch after unloading some beds. my papa wanted some old twin beds out of his house so we took them home. i have a new mattress now!! which hopefully means far less daily back pain!!
after lunch we decided to go to a few of the yard sales we passed by. and let me tell you i got a HAUL. i got a pair of really nice pajama pants that have little skulls on them, then at the next one they had SO MUCH STUFF!!! like guys.. i got a sweater for 25 cents.. GUYS. i got a little black sweater, a flowy black summer top, a fucking black velvet CAPELET, and the most gorgeous black 80s prom dress; although sadly it does not zip and needs alterations but its WORTH IT!!! it has really big poof sleeves and a massive flower sash omg guys its AWSOME. at the same place i also got a little fake ivy for my kitchen :D it desperately needed a little life, a big ass puzzle to work on with my brothers, and they had MOUNDS of vhs tapes... for FREE. soooo uh yeah. may or may not have come home with like twenty new tapes. oh yeah did i metion that i only paid like a total of six dollars so far?? i made out like a Bandit. final yard sale and the woman was like 'uhhhh $1.25.'. so for a $1.25 i got a peanuts drinking glass (i think from mcdonalds..), the entirety of firefly on dvd, and a ceramic angel. normally i do not go for religious imagery in my decor, but. it was like 102F.. i hadnt slept since my two hour night.. i was severely dehydrated.. heat exhaustion was setting in a little bit.. and i dunno, she just called to me. she reminded me of laura palmer.
okay, so i get home and unload all my of goodies, then i start cleaning my room. i have to disassemble my old bed frame and clean under my bed and shit. i already have a pounding headache at this point but i have schedule to keep. beds gotta be moved b4 tmrrw. so i am FIGHTING trying to get the frame apart, i'm all sweaty and gross and i finally get it!! :D i feel some stuff falling over behind me and b4 i can even look up i get whacked right upside my head loony tunes style with a huge metal beam :( i start feeling kinda funny and i vaguely remember talking to my brother who told me to lie down. i pass out cold and hard on the couch for about an hour. vague memories of seeing something in the room with me. not really important i just think you should know.
wake up to my brothers shaking me to make sure i havent DIED. i lived! yayyy!! ate dinner, and then it was time. i have been looking at this online auction for over a week now and it was ending in a matter of minutes. i did when some some stuff! i got the directors cut of JTHM, revenge of the filler rabbit, and some other comic which i cannot remember rn.. but anyways it was 5 bucks! and then i bought a snoopy wallet for a few dollars. although i did miss out on a clear phone.. so sad. but overall i had a very good shopping day today idk why. everything just like fell into my lap at affordable prices... like wow..
after the auction i still had not moved my new bend in (ya know.. bonk on da head) so i fight forever to get it put together. but yippeee!!! its al here! and i was given a new blanket to put on it which is very soft :3
anyways now im here after showing and watching x files for a bit.
if you read all of that.... wow. ily <3. i normally dont like to just like info dump about my irl daily stuff, but today was just so like action packed it was kinda bonkers. anyways i have to go to bed bc i have more stuff going on tmrrw.... and i honestly might just cancel them.. i am TIRED.
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Most hated childhood nickname:
I was fine with the handful of nicknames my family gave me. What I hate is being called Rob which for some reason many people I speak to for work have automatically decided to call me. I never even introduced myself as Rob???? I hate it so much :((
Age you were when you hit your current height:
I was either 10 or 11. I had a massive growth spurt that also stopped nearly as soon as it started.
Speaking of height, how tall is your crush/sig other?
I don’t have either.
Your first favorite color, and how old you were when you liked it:
Purple. I was around 7; I liked it because it was my great-grandmother’s favorite and she had a lot of purple elements in her home.
Favorites
Favorite kind of cheese:
Feta, brie, mozzarella.
Favorite TV show you love to hate:
Glee, Game of Thrones, the last few seasons of The Big Bang Theory.
Favorite kind of hot beverage:
Ooh I dislike hot beverages. I find it soooo uncomfortable to the throat and I don’t like how hot it’d feel in the stomach too. When I order hot chocolate or am stuck with hot coffee, I always wait for them to get lukewarm first hahaha.
Favorite chord (I’m a music major, I had to put this one in):
I’m not, and have no idea what to name.
Favorite musical instrument:
To listen to – piano, violin, saxophone.
Favorite brand of toothpaste:
Eh, just Colgate is fine.
Favorite kind of sandwich:
Monte Cristo will always be my favorite.
Favorite method of travel/transportation:
By airplane, just because I don’t get to experience it often and it always makes me excited to travel :)
Favorite means of expression:
“No way” and the many spin-offs I use for it hahaha. Like “stop it,” “shut up,” “shut the door,” “you’re kidding” etc.
Favorite Broadway musical:
I’m not a fan of musicals but I do hold a soft spot for Miss Saigon. I was virtually raised listening to the soundtrack on cassette.
When’s the last time you…?
Ate something you hate?
Well I don’t really...make myself eat things I already know I hate. A month ago I had empanadas that annoyingly had raisins in them, but I took each piece out in between bites so I didn’t have to deal with the taste.
Did someone a favor?
Last night; I just bumped Angela’s tweet offering a trade for our Yoongi ticket so that a new wave of people can see it.
Felt like you’d really accomplished something big?
It’s been a while. I guess when my friends and I booked our Airbnb and plane tickets to Thailand; it helped give me a sense of purpose and reward especially after working as hard as I’ve had over the last two years.
Missed your parents?
Well, I miss my dad everyday.
Spent longer than two hours talking to the same person?
Wednesday when my friends and I went through a third wave of ticket selling (and still ended up unsuccessful, lol). We were on Messenger updating each other in real-time for like an hour straight, then spent the next hour crafting our game plan going forward.
Wrote/recieved an actual letter (not a bill, not an email)?
Christmas 2020.
Felt like everything was going really really well?
Hm. Maybe my birthday trip to Zambales last year? That was a great time where I allowed myself to just let go of work entirely and stay in the moment and focus on me and my friends.
Felt like you’d failed?
Sometime in mid-Feb when I handled a commercial shoot for one of my clients’ upcoming product launches and a bunch of miscommunication that I couldn’t control between the client and the prod house happened, forcing the shoot to go overtime by nine hours. We ended at 3 AM and the output ended up being fantastic, but it didn’t feel like an accomplishment at all. It was something I just wanted to laid to rest as soon as it finished; I never even ordered the damn thing during the entire period of its availability. Just so traumatic.
Stopped to smell the roses– literally?
Nope.
Spent way too much money on something totally dumb?
That hasn’t happened since the time I used to spend on my ex.
Enjoyed doing homework?
2020, I guess? It was my final semester in college and I was taking a course on social history which I was genuinely enjoying, and I had lots of fun every time we had essay homework.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MASISON BEER I CAN'T LOVE YOU MORE! I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR "SHOWED ME"
I am soooo excited!!! 🤩🤩🤩
Because what have you heard from the teaser and the little video of the music video?! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's amazing! And she looks gorgeous too. I can't wait for the 14th to see the video!
Not to mention all the interviews she's been in lately, the video in which she did 10 things I think she had never done before, the outfits of her week, (which by the way, what amazing outfits 😍) her video in cosmopolitan of "is it cheaper or more expensive?", and her last interview in Elle... hello? It's not only that she sings like an angel, but she also talked about MB2. I CAN'T WAIT TO LISTEN TO TRACK 3, HER FAVORITE.
AJSNWKWOJSWMKS I'M TOO EXCITED. Please someone put my heart in the hospital 🎶🎶🎶🎶
Angel, tell me you're just as excited as I am
Love you 💙
RIGHT SUCH A VIBE SHE HAS W THIS SONG LIKE SEXY SPOOKY MADS AND I LOVE THAT FOR US WE ENTER THE NEW ERA ITS COMING !!
i already know the lyrics by heart i think 90% of the numbers of views on her snippet is bc of me no kidding qsdfghg she is giving like the MV teaser is giving EVERYTHING she snaps so hard like she ate and left no crumbs!! literally i'm gonna b there on the 14th u can bet ur ass i'll b waiting!!
YES i love to see her active like that and yes her most personal is track number 3 !! i loved the cheaper vs expensive one cause she basically is wrong the entire time & think the cheaper the better and I LOVE THAT ENERGY!! and the moment she shows what she wears!! she is being recognized by media and I LOVE THIS!! i want her to only grow bigger and bigger!! ME TOOOO NOW IM EAGER TO LISTEN TO TRACK 3!!
she's gonna end us all and we're here for it!!
BRI we gonna scream together for hours lemme tell u!!!
I love you so much
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Stockholm
Well, it was sadly goodbye to Norway and hello to Sweden again. You may be able to tell I’m getting a bit slack on the old blog updates... Sorry... Sometimes I just like to go to bed and not blog, but then I blink and it’s been a week! Yikes. Stockholm was a bit of a rest city, with not much planned. I did lots of sleeping, video calling friends back home, and more sleeping. Plus, it was suuuuper cold! Okay, so probably just normal temperatures for Nelson right now back home, but still! 12 degrees is cold when you’re used to 35 and you packed for Summer!
I had three full days in Stockholm, plus one evening when I first arrived. Typically my first day arriving in a new place, once I settle into my accomodation, I go for a walk around the neighbourhood to familiarise myself. So the first night, that’s what I did. I found a nice cafe that had a salad bar and I was soooo excited. Salad! After weeks of bread! I was in food heaven! Chickpeas, quinoa, avocado, feta, corn, basil pesto, salmon, I even got excited about the kale! You can tell my body was craving vegetables for sure! It was soooooooo delicious.
This time I was in a hostel rather than an AirBnb, and I can confirm, I’m more of a AirBnb kinda gal... I had lots of video calls lined up over the weekend and before I head to Africa soon where I’m unsure what the wifi quality will be, but there was no where private to talk! So I ended up in the kitchen and hallway trying to talk, which was a bit strange. I was in a mixed dormitory with 12 people and I had a top bunk, go me. Ahhhhh don’t you just love hearing 12 people stumble into a room after a night on the town, snore, sleep talk, oh and my personal favourite, have their friggin loud alarms go off for like five minutes before they wake up?! Crazy... I’m too old for this... We had lockers for our gear and my bag only just fit! Like, only just! And y’all thought I was travelling light! Obviously not compared to the other hostel guests...
Anyway, day one I walked a lot, and I mean, a lot! Because I’m a cheapskate and didn’t want to pay for public transport for three days, I walked everywhere. Cool kid. I started the day at Vitabergsparken, then walked to the waterfront via the long way because I also didn’t want to waste mobile data by checking where I was... Dumbie... I headed to the Fotografiska aaaaand I got in for free! I couldn’t believe it! I had the cash in my hand ready to pay and the lady said, “we only take card” like every other place in Sweden (remember back in Gothenburg when I couldn’t buy gelato...). I started complaining about how annoying it is for foreigners as we get charged a big fee and blah blah blah while I got my card out to pay, and then she just handed me the ticket, for free and said it was on the house! Whaaaat?! Don’t think I’ve ever been rewarded for complaining before!
After Fotografiska I kept walking to Slussen, then through Gotgatan to Fjallgatan. Following? Understanding? Still reading? Sorry, I can’t be bothered interpreting... Basically I walked down some popular streets. I came down Folkungagatan and was trying to find a cafe, but at every one I went into, I wasn’t happy with the prices so I’d just leave... Feeling hungrier each time... I’m a terrible tourist! I add to their local economy through AirBnb, supermarkets and gelato, and that’s it! Anyway, I managed to find a Taco Bar with reasonable prices, so I stopped and ate a very late lunch. What do you call a meal you eat at like 3pm? But... Oh, my, gosh. I really hadn’t realised how much I’d missed real food! I got enchiladas and they were so good! Yum! They also came with salad which was literally just lettuce, but I downed that lettuce so fast, my body obviously craving real food! It rained while I was finishing lunch, so I stayed put for awhile and just chilled out, before meandering back to the hostel.
While having dinner back at the hostel, eggs on toast like the fancy lady I am of course, someone turned on the TV and Grand Designs New Zealand was on! And they were playing one of my favourite episodes, about the Britten Stables in Christchurch! Wow! How random...
Day two I slept in, had my eggs on toast for breakfast/lunch, and wandered around again, perhaps even more than the first day... I headed down Gotgatan again and across a few bridges and found my way to IKEA, which was very underwhelming... I then wandered down Drottninggatan and found some yummy gelato at a decent price, win! The scenery was less than ideal and the weather was cold, but I got my gelato! For the first time it didn’t melt and spill all over me as I ate it, another win! I walked through Hotorgshallen and realised I was hungry but everything was overpriced, so guess where I ended up at 4pm for food... The Taco Bar again! And guess what I ordered... The enchiladas! Well done!
I then headed to Gamla Stan and found Stockholm’s narrowest street. Not as cool as Baldwin Street in Queenstown, sorry Sweden... Then I walked all the way back to my hostel... I must be walking at least 10km each day... And hey, guess what I had for dinner back at the hostel? I’ll let you figure that out. I video called a few friends and family that night and didn’t end up in bed until like 4am... Whooooooops.
For day three I slept in until lunchtime, no surprises there... After my totally unique and highly nutritious breakfast, not, I headed to the train station where I bought a 24hr ticket! Go me, spending money finally! I walked around the waterfront and ended up on a commuter boat doing a round-trip sight seeing, so much cheaper than paying for a canal cruise! It was so good to be in the sun, with my jacket on because it was freezing, taking in the views from the water, while eating my snacks and sitting down!
I then headed to church, Grace Church! And it was actually really amazing. It was a fairly small church, maybe 30-50 people were there, but it was the most genuine, friendly and legitimately international church I’ve ever been to. There were people from all different cultures and countries, and everyone was so genuinely nice and interested in me and each other. I was blown away. The worship was simple, just a guy and his guitar, but it was powerful. The congregation sung so loud and passionately, it was amazing. Just, wow! There was actually a girl maybe around 10 years old singing her heart out so loud, it made me smile as I realized that's what God wants us all to be like, unashamed of what we sound like and just passionately worshipping Him. Funnily enough the sermon series they’re doing is on Acts, which made me laugh because I go Grace Church in Nelson, and we’re also studying Acts! It was so good to be with fellow Christian’s worshipping, super encouraging. Makes me miss my church community back home.
For dinner I actually stopped by the supermarket and got another delicious salad! Yum! I wish all supermarkets had salads this delicious and cheap... It’d be great for budget travellers like me. Also, if it looks like all my photos in Stockholm were taken on the same day, you are incorrect. I’m just wearing the same sweater in all of them as it’s the warmest thing I have! Anyway, sorry for the long post! I couldn’t be bothered breaking it up into separate days, and I didn’t do anything too exciting on any day really, I was quite lazy! Now, off to Barcelona!
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A Little Surprise!
[Jasper x Spinel x Y/N]
Chapter 1 (Epilogue) - Friday Afternoon
Jasper - Orange
Spinel - Pink
Y/N - Blue
"Guys! I'm home!" You said out loud as you got home from a tiring day at work/school. You were glad it was the weekend. You didn't hear or see anyone. But there was a note on the coffee table in the living room. You read it, written in pink glitter pen. An obvious mark of Spinel. "Hi, we have a little surprise for you in the bedroom. Can't wait!" It was signed with a heart in the same pink glitter ink, and a larger orange one also in glitter pen. Obviously Jasper was in on this too.
As you walked to the bedroom, you remember that Spinel had been so excited when you offered to help them learn writing and reading. Jasper didn't want to as much, but sat through your lessons anyways. You suspected she just didn't want to be un-included. Which made sense, you didn't blame her.
As you opened the door, you were immediately greeted by Spinel laying on the bed. You greeted her. But something was wrong.. where was Jasper? You realized a second too late as the large orange woman grabbed you in a bear hug, having been hiding behind the door. "Gotcha!" They both laughed, as the bait that was Spinel got up and coiled her arms around the both of you, pushing you further in the hug. "You have been working so hard recently. And it's Friday. So we are going to pamper you allll-weekend!" Jasper chimed in "You aren't going to lift a finger more! We are going to handle everything"
You sigh, leaning into their hug, letting yourself go limp in their arms. They could both handle it, you assured yourself. Jasper carried the two of you to the large bed you all shared, simply laying down still in the hug. "Guuys.. I still need to change out of my work clothes and shower!" Spinel huffed, Jasper playfully grunting out a "fine" as they both let you up. You gave both of them a kiss and got your clothes and went to the bathroom to shower and change.
You soon came back, clean and dressed in comfy clothes. Almost immediately upon seeing the bathroom door open, Spinel leaped over and scooped you up, carrying you to the bed where Jasper was laying, placing you between them. "Hiya, ya workaholic. Now you're gonna be pampered all- weekend!" Jasper wrapped her large, strong arms around the two of you. You let yourself be pulled into the cuddle, relaxing. "Hungry? We have been learning how to cook to try and help you!" You told them how it was fine, you could cook. It truly wasn't a problem. But Spinel hushed you by stretching her hand up to your mouth, making a 'shh' gesture with the one finger. "Nonsense. We can do it. Ya get to rest after takin' care of us soooo~ long." You playfully sighed and let them help. This was enjoyable.
After cuddling for a while, just enjoying each other's company, they decided to make you something to eat. It was about the time you ate dinner anyhow. As Spinel went to go find a cookbook or some instructions, Jasper carried you back to the living room and gently kissing you. She was such a gentle giant when she wanted to be. When you first met them, she was rough and destructive. Since them, with your help, she's let you in, to be more comfortable and just be herself.
Eventually Spinel shouted from the kitchen. "Well how am I supposed to get anything done if you're ogling Y/N, huh? Get over here and help me ya goofball." True enough, Jasper and you had been sitting on the couch, making out. The buff tangerine playfully grumbled and got up, throwing a blanket over your legs. You smiled at her as she walked into the kitchen, comically big for any of the utensils. Spinel had already put several ingredients and a wisk into a bowl, and handed it to Jasp. "Get mixin', doll. Please." She added a polite word to show she was just playing. Jasper gave her a smile, already mixing the bowl's contents as Spinel got out a pan and spatula. "Of course, captain" Jasper had her own sarcasm at this one, but kissed the top of Spinel's head.
You were just enjoying watching them cook. Eventually they came to you. Jasper had plates, forks, and a tortillero, setting them on the table. Spinel had raided a lot of different things. Butter, berries, maple syrup, honey, whipped cream, and other things. "We made pancakes!" You smiled at them, getting up and sitting at the table too, thanking them.
After eating a great dinner of breakfast foods, your partners carried you back to the bedroom to get all three of you cleaned up for bed and to just chill and relax. You three did just that for a few hours. Eventually you fell asleep, having been sitting between them. They carefully tucked you and themselves in, making sure all three of you were comfy. Thus ended the first night of your pampered weekend. You really loved them and they loved you.
#jaybea types#a little surprise#y/n#jasper#spinel#jaspin#jasper x y/n#spinel x y/n#jasper x spinel x y/n#also this probably will be a narrative eventually. many connected stories#also. this whole blog is gonna be hella content for self#but! we might do requests and such for writing and whatnot
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My personal opinion on the new chara:
From best to worst:
Dori: ughhhh soooo cute 😍. Most Cohesive design overall. I can't believe she's a Claymore user. Omg. Best design in the game for a Claymore user 🔥. I love everything about her: her hair, her little glasses, her pants, her genie. The only thing I don't like is her hat. Why do every chibi have to wear a hat ? Istg if the dendro archon wears a hat, we gonna fight 😒. Anyway, the devs really ate w her <3 . 1000/100.
Collei: very different from I imagined. Still cute. Very neutral about her overall. Already know she's going to be shipped together w amber. 70/100
Tighnari: oh boi. What is going on with him? He looks like the devs ate different things and just puked them out. He might be the worst 5 star design I've ever seen 💩. The devs really took inspiration from an irl cringey kid to make him. I saw an edit of him w olive skin and tbh he looks BETTER 🤨??? So much better. I kid you not. -100/100 so basically he's a 0.
So, we're not starting sumeru with a huge bang. Considering dendro doesn't react w cryo (one of the best element in the game) it's a huge downer for me. Really not excited at all.
-🥶 anon
I didn't know that Dori was a great sword user?? I thought she was going to use a catalyst but this is neat! She reminds a little of Diona but I love how much pink there is in her design!!
I agree with everything you said about Collei. I read the manga, people were already crazy about her and Amber and it'll only multiply once she is actually in the game. Maybe I was just used to seeing Collei in rags but I didn't think they'd give her such a cute design. Also, wasn't Collei polluted with some Archon residence in the manga? I didn't think she was going to have a vision at all but it'll be cute to play with her!
Tighnari's design is all over the place but it's growing on me. I'm not very fond of bow users though so I probably won't pull for him.
Why am I not surprised that you like cryo 🤣 My personal favorite combinations are cryo and hydro and pyro and electro! As for Sumeru itself I feel like they're going to be very experimental with this so who knows how it'll turn out. Also, a while back I saw how a new domain along with a few other things looked like and those will probably drop in 2.8, if you want I can share them!
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diary147
2/8-9/2024
thursday - friday
soooo sleepy, ish, idk. i maybe i just want to be sleepier than i am?
i dunno. it's hard to know where i really am, relating to my body. i ate junk today, working out tomorrow will be extra rewarding, at least, and today was break-day. today i did record vocals, very exciting, i'm so excited about inching nearer to completion on this record. it feels like, i dunno, like something, not important to anyone but me, but it's a strange birth, labored, it's been inside me 4ever, at this point, pregnant so long, it's calcified, a statue, kinda, flesh turned to limestone inside my barren stomach. and from where will it come, i guess this long process is working my way up to a c-section, i should put a pin in that, come back to it for naming the album or something.
just got more lyrics down, very easy for a 43 second long song.
today i had a long conversation w/ a good friend, it was really nice, one of the places it took us was we talked abt his name is alive, the band/musical project (calling it a band feels strange to me), and the things it brings to mind, i sent her some photos of how the music makes me feel, the psycho-geography attached to the musc, using some pictures i've taken around here.
here is a song:
youtube
here are some photos:
the desert at night, the particular kinds of places i grew up around, eerie and dark enough to feel like you might see a ufo, that kind of thing. it feels connected to here for me, she brought up the midwest which is also true, i just think everywhere has this feeling inside of it, but for me it's a very vegas-y thing, that kind of dislocation. the last photo makes me miss the horsies.
tomorrow i might be hanging out w/ my gf's brother, but i also think i need to like, prep food, and stuff, idk, i might need to stay home to make whatever the next few days are like easier / better for me. looking at next week's work schedule, it seems like i'm working 1 less day but i am also doing closing shifts it looks like. crazy.
i have to get a pic off my phone tomorrow, a selfie i took, i was finally able to dress cute today, because i've not been going out at all recently, my gf's dental appointment went well, saturday she's getting a root canal, but she's not too stressed, i'm hopeful she'll be okay when she comes home, and then a bit after that, a filling, and it'll help her a lot, she won't be in pain like she always is, apparently, she doesn't talk about it a lot, her mouth pain, but it's there i suppose, i'm glad she'll be better soon.
anyway, i need to sleep soon, so,
byebye!!!!!!!!
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I’m not jumping down your throat about posting the pic lol. But I do think the fandom is getting ready to say Callum ate Austin in the show. I’ve already heard it from some people that Callum is going to be amazing in the show and win an Emmy and Austin is going to be not as good. And claiming that people who have seen the show already have confirmed that. My whole point from before was to still just support Austin and be nice to him too once the show comes out. He doesn’t have a lot of support.
this wasn't at your anon, you were chill LOL i worry about my not so chill anons who like- directly tell me i clearly hate him and need to leave the fandom for one silly reason or another every 2-3 business days. maybe. i know some people from the hb0 w@r (typing it like that so my posts about this aren't clogging their searches, they don't need to see our inner fandom talk haha) be a little nervous about him, but having actually talked to some of those folks they really aren't coming with malice, at least the ones ive talked to (ive seen one snarky # on here that did really irk me, but that was one person and the only comment ive seen that really irked me- so not the majority). this was their fandom before masters of the air was even made, they *want* the entire cast and the show to be amazing bc this quasi-franchise is their baby and something they care about.
and i think an important perspective to keep in mind here is that before elvis 2022 came out elvis fans were very much...not confident austin was going to pull it off. if you go back to baz's original post about his casting there are soooo many comments that are a good example of that, but it was everywhere. one of my dearest friends from austin twitter now was an elvis fan first who put off seeing the movie for monthsss because she was so nervous that austin wasn't going to do him justice. and now that's her baby!
trust i am not gonna stfu about austin in mota on here. out of this, dune and bikeriders this the project from him ive been the most excited for and i cannot believe we're getting weekly austin acting content here soon. my heaven!
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