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HORNYPOLICE ARRIBA LAS MANOS

No me van a atrapar con vida

No one’s talking to me here because all my old friends’ accounts have been deactivated by the hornypolice 😢

My most streamed song so far. It is about internet culture, the horny police and the bonk meme. It was my first song I put on major music platforms, I was so excited, I didn’t care too much about the messed up quality. I think it could have been a viral meme hit. Not a perfectionist anyway.

not likely.. no... there isnt. im horny 24/7 <3

@hornypolice

imagine if those f1 hornypolice accounts on instagram saw half the shit we post in here and posted it

HornyPolice on Twitter is the site all of us never knew we needed.

Thank me later.

😳arson do be hornypolice doe

theyre here

horny police have arrived on the scene[9:56 AM]"HELLO?" booms the microphone[9:57 AM]as the car pulls up to the driveway[9:57 AM]a man and a woman can be seen[9:57 AM](two meters apart obviously)[9:57 AM]walking across the pavement[9:57 AM]"HELLO?!!" the voice repeats[9:57 AM]this time[9:57 AM]witha sense of urgency[9:58 AM]the pair doesn't stop[9:58 AM]the car does however, and out of it[9:58 AM]with a Sultry step[9:58 AM]walks a policman[9:58 AM]or is he? the badge doesn't say "to protect and serve"[9:58 AM]its says "to jet and swerve"[9:59 AM]so the man, with waterskis on his feet[9:59 AM]tries running after the couple[9:59 AM]his step is quite[9:59 AM]disturbed[9:59 AM]as his waterskis are meant for water not[10:00 AM]the cold hard pavement of the street[10:00 AM]he flopped around and tried getting closer to hem[10:00 AM]them*[10:01 AM]finally he found a waddle that moved him closer[10:01 AM]and so he waddled[10:01 AM]the pair ignored him as he slowly tried to cross the street after them[10:01 AM]he was only halfway when the light turned yellow[10:02 AM]and then, witha  sense of horror and realization for the policeman, time slowed down[10:02 AM]as the yellow light extinguished[10:02 AM]and instead[10:02 AM]red lit up[10:02 AM]at this point[10:02 AM]he couldn't run[10:02 AM]there was nowhere to go[10:02 AM]he knew this would be it[10:03 AM]as one car drove over one end of his skis and trapped him[10:03 AM]glueing him to the ground[10:03 AM]another car was approaching[10:04 AM]and in a moment of terror, the policeman managed to free his feet from the skis[10:04 AM]he exclaimed in surprise and joy as he had freed himself from certain death[10:05 AM]his struggle and release provided him with enoguh lift to go up 3 meters into the air[10:05 AM]he felt a calm resolution with himself[10:05 AM]he knew he was safe[10:05 AM]the air felt so soft and calming[10:06 AM]as he hit the climax of his jump he felt like he had been reborn[10:07 AM]a man no longer tied down no the ground[10:07 AM]either metaphorically or by his skis[10:07 AM]and as he began his descent he accepted the new him[10:07 AM]he could start a new, free life[10:08 AM]then he hit the pavment and a truck ran him over, quickly ending his new life[10:09 AM]in all this revelation all that bystanders could see and hear was a[10:09 AM]"eek" as he came up[10:10 AM]and a "pshdfsj" as he hit the ground[10:10 AM]followed by a "pshlslh" as he was run over