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moongreenlight · 6 months

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Ghost knocks you up in the back of his truck during a one night stand btw.

Mdni. Nsfw below cut.

Like you’re a bartender and you’re flirting pretty heavily with him and the rest of the force boys for a good tip because you know their type. He’s not exactly shutting you down but he’s definitely not dogging after you like the others. You shrug it off and figure that three for four still gives you decent odds.

You step out back for a quick break on the top of the hour as things are winding down, promise your coworker you won’t be five minutes. He’s lingering in the workers only smoking area out back because he’s a freak. And you’re a little sussed-out, but he offers his help when you realize you’d left your lighter inside. Tells you he keeps his in the car in an attempt to curb his habit or some shit. Doesn’t matter. You know what he’s really saying.

He guides you with an arm slung loosely around your waist and for some reason you’re inclined to indulge yourself. Live a little. Get some after a months long dry spell that’s left you a little out of your mind. He folds you over the bench seat in the back of his truck in a dark corner of the lot. Leaves your pants bunched around your knees and only unbuttons his own enough to let his cock free.

He doesn’t bother trying to cram himself into the back with you. Given the sheer size of him, you weren’t sure he’d be able to anyway. Leaves the door open and yanks your hips back until he’s lined himself up. Makes quick work of it for both of your sakes, but it exceeds expectations given the circumstance. He comes mostly on the leather under you, but his hips stuttered and you ended with a bit slicking your folds. You cringe when you tug your pants back on you feel some pool in your underwear.

It’s a bit of an awkward walk back, but he makes good on his promise of a light when he sparks the end of your cigarette before walking back around front. You forget about the exchange until about a month later when you finally realize you’ve missed your period by at least a week and a half. You take a test mostly for peace of mind. Even though you didn’t use a condom, you’re decent at remembering to take the pill, so it’s really not heavy on your mind. Not until the test reads positive.

You pull him to the side the next time he comes to the bar and stumble over a hushed delivery of the news. He’s shockingly stoic. Silent for a moment before making some dry remark about how the two of you should probably go to the courthouse and make things official if you want to get his military benefits.

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evansbby · 6 months

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With hot beefy daddy Ari, you can be a pillow princess, letting him do all the work ‘cause he’s a real man and wants to take care of his sweet baby🥹 He’d comfort you and fuck you so dumb, but it’s okay because “sweet little babies like you just have to sit pretty and listen to their daddy”. Even if you’re overstimulated he would still go on and on, talking about he has to pump you full of his babies. And obviously you’re taking it soooo good, because who wouldn’t??? Just imagine his big hands manhandling you in every position you can think of😫😫😫

With (tw) Andy Barber, he wants YOU to be on top bc he wants you to put in the work every once in a while because he’s tired or whatever🙄 He also wants you to “feel empowered and let you have control”. You’d have to put your hand over his mouth to shut him up because he talks waaayyy too much when you just want to imagine that it’s Ari you’re riding, instead of Andy (tw). He would for sure just want it plain vanilla every single time you’re fucking😒 He’d make such stupid comments as well, like “little guy is going in now”, and you’re just laying there thinking wtf?? ALSO please why do I feel like he’d cry at one point😭 and he just collapses on top of you and starts to cry in your neck, when all you wanted was to cum but that’s never the case with (tw) Andy.

(Before yall say anything, yes I’m aware pillow princess is a wlw exclusive term. I’m sure anon didn’t know but will now🩷🩷)

Yesss Ari is literally so strong daddy coded and he’s in charge of everything and doesn’t let you lift a finger or do any work! He just wants to take care of you and get you pregnant 🥹🥹 that’s why he’s such a perfect daddy!

Omfg that whole Andy paragraph is such an ick 💀💀💀💀💀 him wanting you to feel empowered??? PLEASE. It’s just an excuse bc he’s too lazy and doesn’t have enough stamina to be on top! And I swear to god if he said to me “little guy is going in now” I’d bat him away and leave the house bc EW wtf! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

#bro I actually hate Andy he’s so gross #anon #the way yall describe him is so funny😭😭😭 yet gross

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hatake · 3 months

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some guy was trying to get my attention on my walk tonight, got mad when i ignored him, then started yelling, "because apparently i don't have enough money to talk to her!!!" and like please keep exposing ur insecurities to random women on the street that'll definitely make them like you

#eh.txt #there was a period of time i changed my route bc he always tells from across the street to get my attention #yells*#he has pulled over in his car to try to talk to me and has called me a stuck up bitch #like bro ur creepy and aggressive why would i want to talk to you!!!#he was actually walking across the street at me until his friend stopped him too he's so gross ugh #hate creepy guys!!!

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rosiethedragongeek · 2 years

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I wanna finally talk about why I hate Spitelout, since I talk so much about how much I hate Spitelout

Every time I try to make this post I make it way too long, so I think I'm gonna do bullet points to try and shorten it lol

(Keep in mind, all quotes are paraphrased, I didn't remember/look for exact phrasing)

TLDR; fuck spitelout jorgenson

--RIDERS/DEFENDERS OF BERK--

--Thawfest--

Spitelout is shown to be super supportive of Snotlout the entire time he's winning, and then yells at him and is verryy disappointed in him when he begins losing

this image set right here

once Snotlout wins Thawfest Spitelout is proud again

Hiccup realizes that Snotlout is actaully scared of what will happen if he loses to the point where he lets Snotlout win (he had no qualms when he knew that Snotlout would just be disappointed and bitter)

'Snotlout your dad looks really mad rn'

'What do you know? He always looks like that'

--Race to Fireworm Island---

Snotlout works Hookfang to the point of death because Spitelout keeps telling him that 'rest is for the weak'

How hard has Spitelout worked Snotlout then? How hard does Snotlout work himself?

When he sees Snotlout clearly distressed over his potentially dying dragon, his best friend, instead of comforting his son Spitelout tells him to get a new one

--RACE TO THE EDGE--

--Astrid's Team--

"I get to point out every one of his mistakes!" implying that Spitelout often points out all of Snotlout's mistakes

Hiccup sees Astrid making Spitelout do pushups; "what did he do?" "he's Snotlout's dad" "enough said"

You can see that as them poking fun at Snotlout but I like to see it as protective Hicstrid

--Snotlout Gets the Ax--

He gives Snotlout the ceremonial ax to bring to the wedding (a big honor) in front of his friends and then lists all of the people he thought would be a better choice for the job who couldn't do it (including Griplout who has no arms) also in front of his friends

"hopefully you're smart enough to know what that means"

Hiccup and especially Astrid who have been blaming Snotlout for dropping the ax and trying to leave him to deal with the consequences on his own all episode volunteer to tell Spitelout it was their fault when it comes time to explain why they were late with the ax

"Then I guess I'll never be good enough for you"

Spitelout blows off Snotlout's emotional speech at the end and pretends there was no reason for Snotlout to be nervous in the first place, completely undermining everything Snotlout said

Seriously watch the way Snotlout and Spitelout interact in the begging (and ending) of the episode, and pay attention to Snotlout's body language like he's so nervous around Spitelout

--A Time to Skrill--

Snotlout is translating for everyone what Spitelout is saying and it's played comedically bc that's obviously not what he's saying the entire time

And he's constantly saying that Spitelout's talking about how proud of him he is

Probs bc Spitelout rarely tells him that

The scene at the end where Spitelout can talk again and he says something along the lines of 'oh we have a lot to talk about' (like he's jokingly mad that Snotlout's been saying he's been saying those things) and then grabs Snotlout's shoulder (which clearly hurts Snotlout) and they all laugh it off (including Snotlout)

It was annoying when he ignored Hiccup's plan and just ran into battle so -5 points

--Turn and Burn--

Snotlout clearly doesn't like what's going on/wants to go with Hiccup (look at his face when they split) but goes with Spitelout anyway bc that's just the effect he has on him

This episode was pretty mild though

--Notlout--

Convinces Snotlout that none of his friends are being honest about their intentions and that they're all vying to get leadership positions when Hiccup's chief

Makes Snotlout think that he has to do the same or he won't be good enough

"A Jorgenson doesn't ask permission to be great"

"He takes what's rightfully his" or smth like that

Gives Snotlout nightmares about his friends mocking and abandoning him

Makes Snotlout so anxious that his vision blurs and he hallucinates

'Whatever greatness I end up doing and trust me it will be great, it has to be what I want not what my dad wants"

--Darkest Night--

Snotlout's idealized version of a world where they never left Berk includes Spitelout being super proud of him

And him saying smth like 'wow dad it's so great that we've always had a great relationship with perfect communication' or smth

--King of Dragons-- (I can't remember part one or two)

Spitelout's just like I'm proud of you son and that's it like they don't actually resolve any of their issues

This is more of a gripe with the writers/directors than Spitelout but

--MISCELLANEOUS--

Snotlout holding a twig while Fishlegs and Throck name their hedge sculptures "i call this My Lousy Childhood"

Snotlout's obvious self-esteem issues

Snotlout's toxic masculinity

Snotlout's misogyny

"See ya wouldn't wanna be ya! Ha! That's how we say goodbye Jorgenson style! or at least that's how my dad says goodbye to me"

He makes Snotlout make faces like this:

And this:

fuck spitelout

Let me know if I missed anything, or if you disagree with something, or if any of my points need clarification! I know that doing it with the bullet points removed a lot of context from stuff

I just wanna hear what people think of this analysis

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alchemiclee · 10 months

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I did a sketch on paper with a pencil for the first time in like a decade because i'm definitely not obsessed with him.....I might put it on my tablet and redraw it digitally to make it look better when I can make myself not have art block and migraines

#honkai star rail #star rail #dan heng #imbibitor lunae #hsr #sketches #arts #honkai star rail fanart #dan heng fanart #imbibitor lunae fanart #star rail fanart #hsr fanart #hes so pretty. i want to draw him pretty. but im in one of those bad art funks where i cant draw anything so hes not pretty enough!#i have decided i hate drawing on paper with pencils and digital is more fun #i forgot how gross paper gets when you erase more than a few times.....and i erase too much because im bad at drawing lines #and everything blends together too much. digital is better. i'll try to make pretty dan hengs 🥹#but i need to stop getting pain when i sit at my desk and try to draw so i can actually do it and also lose this art block #i really want to draw pretty art but im never satisfied ffjddkdk especially pretty characters i love #also it looks like tumblr made the quality garbage? is it just me? why it do that???? click on it i guess maybe it looks better that way

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devilishdelights · 5 months

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now m just thinking abt trans woman lucifer and how it just fits and makes me feel so many things.

#oiuuhghh lucifer has always got to be my favorite character trope? in media.#always got a soft spot for em (except supernatural’s. gross)#me holding my two Lucifer coded ocs and giggling gleefully #not obey me lucifer. like Bible lucifer. I’m agnostic bordering very much atheist so the Bible really is just a fun little fantasy book 2 me #just taking the basis of the story and running with it and making him a sympathetic character.#however I still do got anxiety though. when I end up meeting the real thing #n he’s atrocious and awful and laughing at me. sorry for making little guys and using ur lore for inspo 🙄🙄🙄🙄 suck my dick #doesn’t he technically still work for god though….. I thought u hated the guy………anyway.#tags ended up completely unrelated to the post I’m just thinking thoughts.#there’s actual real like. introspection or whatever into it but I’m too tired to think articulate thoughts.#mammon is my nonbinary lesbian girlboyfriend. nonbinary lesbian 4 nonbinary lesbian W #beel is trans 2 me…. belphie is Agender or smth. I’m projecting on tht one leave me alone #Ik it’s very basic but I do really like genderfluid asmo #I gotta write shit down someday #I do also like agender lucifer (projecting again)

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hauntedtotem · 12 days

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I think the biggest red flag for me regarding the hopelesspeaches and lio convoy stuff, their entire group (especially lio) has near identical speech patterns and dynamics as my mom's online friend group. Which is less of a red flag and more of a raging wildfire tbh

#I listened to all the calls when they 'leaked' but I didn't know they were leaks I thought lio posted that stuff proudly #I didn't know that they weren't meant to be seen by the public until just now lol #Anyways I'm pleasantly surprised people are talking about how fucked up they were #Bc tbh when I was like 'oh this makes peaches (and everyone else) look like a bitch kinda' the first time I heard the calls-#I thought I was maybe being too judgey or sensitive or something?#But now everyone else is like 'yeah they are all being bitches actually' im like. Oh! So I understood right and wasn't just overreacting #Mostly bc lio was ranting about being a conservative Christian and weird 'nuclear family values' on one call and my immediate thought was #'oh gross Im too biased against this man to be able to look at this-#-discussion objectively. I'm gonna think he sucks regardless of the situation and therefore idk lf im a fair judge ?'#So it's cool to get confirmation from other ppl saying 'oh no ur right he sucks and here's why'#this is the 2nd time this week I got 'no youre not just overreacting. Other ppl are upset too' validation abt a topic. cool #//shade #I'm sure there's plenty of found family groups online that are great but so many of the ones i hear abt feel like a cult imo #My mom is in a group where this dude calls her and other women there his daughters like lio does to peaches and it feels gross to me idk #Ik everyone craves found family connections but. Idkk it feels weird to be taking that in a literal sense and calling them dad/my daughter #Feels like introducing unnecessary power dynamics.#Theres a difference between 'oh this person is like family to me because we're so close'#vs 'oh i am adopting this person and assuming a parental position over them'. that sounds unhealthy I think ?#Edit I just found out lio posted a response but it's midnight and I have a date tomorrow I'm not watching that rn lol #imo both him and peaches are bad and idc if one is worse than the other or whatever.#Peaches has been two faced for a while; lio might've taken advantage of her bc he's kinda creepy. They're both saying the other abused them #This is like jade and julian talking shit about each other to me. Idc guys I hate both of u srry <3 #Iykyk

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infernalurge · 16 days

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it's also funny how people will be like "you just don't like As/tarion because you're homophobic" (I'M GAY) but those same people will argue with you if you point out that A/starion's general vibes and some of his story is based on gay tropes

he represents gay men when it suits people but then he represents bi and pan experiences when it suits people

I think what I'm trying to say is that his fans are annoying because they look for any excuse to hype or defend him when he just sucks

#character hate #sorry it's hard not to complain about this so much #when this dude's ugly mug is EVERYWHERE #and you're not allowed to say a single bad thing about him #despite him actually being a very gross person #who landed himself in his own situation by being a racist in a position of power :|#meanwhile Wyll was just a 17 yr old kid when he became pacted to Mizora #but no one talks about what that had to be like for him #and dont acknowledge that he was abused and taken advantage of #how tf is the middle aged racist who tries to maipulate you with sex and push on your boundaries constantly #the poster boy for abuse in this fandom #I honestly think you guys just like the idea that being abused gives you an excuse to be a piece of shit

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bumblely · 9 months

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I saw someone post this on instagram and it made me laugh so bad, like every time I think the Piquets can't fall lower, they still manage to 😂 someone should really study them 😅

#who's gonna tell her it was an actual trial and people don't hate on him because they randomly decided to #he's literally a racist homophobic gross men who defended Bolsonaro and hid jewelry inside his home #no one wants to be associated with them (except for Verstappen apparently but when you see Jos and the fact that he tried to kill people 😅)#Piquet was actually really lucky his name wasn’t mentioned in the f1 statement a while ago but even Liberty Media/FIA turned their back #all of the Piquets are so messed up but they're rich they could afford therapy #nelson piquet

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wednesday-the-demidevil · 1 year

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Every single time I see someone say that Wednesday wasn’t into Tyler but is totally into Enid I just want to go into hysterics

Take your lesbian flag colored glasses off for one fucking second and watch the show properly gdi lmao

#“Even Hunter Doohan cringed at wyler canon” isn’t he gay irl apparently? the actors’ aren’t the writers stfu #the fact of the matter is Wednesday wanted to eat Tyler alive after that kiss #she went to him to kiss him herself when she was ready #the signs that Tyler was talking about was pretty eminent after analyzing it #I hate you wenclair I hate you people who think they know Wednesday better than the actual writers themselves #sorry this has a really gross aura I am just so fed up with seeing anti wyler pro wenclair bullshit #it’s okay to ship wenclair but don’t warp canon t force it to happen or else you look dumb #it gives me the irk #I don’t know how to keep that shit away from being recommended to me so this is how I cope #ugh anyway LOL

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bbybrahms · 1 year

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My friend hates the kiss scene but it's so romantic to me he's so desperate and the way his hand nervously goes to the side of her face and the way he looks at her so wide-eyed I'm sobbing on the floor he's so touch-starved he just wants to kiss her so bad he doesn't even take the mask off it's so important to me ok you don't understand

#and ppl who try to make that scene more creepy/gross than it actually was: I Hate You #obviously it wasn't fun for greta #hence ✨the screwdriver✨#but I just pity him so much I feel so bad for him #he just wants to kiss her ok #he's never-#he just-#he's not-#I'm just-#look #it's romantic to him and therefore it's romantic to me #the way he doesn't understand why his feelings for Greta would be one-sided HURTS ME SO BAD #HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND #I explained this in my doll post #but it just really gets me #the boy 2016 #brahms heelshire

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i-like-gay-books · 1 year

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my eyes have been opened to the possibility of rory x paris oh my GOD

#listen i always knew it was a ship #but now that im a Lesbian For Real i've been actually noticing and considering the wlw ships in media that i like #and oh my god the possibilities with this one!!#paris pining is all i need in my life #im obsessed #i just watched the episode where paris spreads it around school that mr medina is dating lorelai #and she comes clean to rory later that she only did it to get everyone to stop talking about her parents divorce #and rory says that if she ever wants to talk shes there #and then they have a cute little thing where paris keeps insisting that she wont want to talk and then making sure that its still an option #thats so !!!!!!#oh also i hate max medina with a passion #i didnt think he was so bad in my first five times watching the show i guess because the bar is so low for lorelai's boyfriends #but hes gross and manipulative and i hate him #thats my two cents #gilmore girls #cloudy rambles #cloudy rewatches gilmore girls

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allofuswantgwinam · 4 months

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random but like 2 months ago my mom saw this video of this mom and daughter that would cuddle and like one of those touchy families ig and me and her do not and never have done that. Well this woman came to me after she saw it and was like talking about how she felt like maybe she wasn’t affectionate enough and I was like “no please. do not cuddle with me, i like how we are” and this bitch said “good, me too. but it just made wonder if you felt that way” 🤣🤣🤣 she’s so funny. i told her either way it’s too late now, i don’t even like when my friends are touchy with me most the time either but if i love you enough i will tolerate it 🤣🤣

#unless you’re my person i don’t wanna be touched 😭😭#like my aunt is really touchy so when’s e went to Disney it was driving me crazy!!!!#but I love her so much so I just let it happen 🤣🤣#I was dying inside tho #idk why #I realized this about myself a couple years ago actually #bc I have a friend that has trauma so she’s like ‘absolutely not’#but i don’t necessarily have trauma but I hate it #but most the time I won’t say it unless idc about you #🤣🤣#idrk why but I wanna know why I feel this way lol #cause my dad is affectionate and I would be like ‘no’ and he’d be like ‘you’re my kid idc I do what I want’ maybe that’s why #bc he didn’t respect my boundaries shocker #he not gross tho #I feel like that sounded bad but I’m talkin like a hug and kisses on the cheek etc #been meaning to rant about him actually bc he kinda been irritating #by that I mean I’m realizing a lot of things and it makes me kind of mad at him

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cherryhrat · 1 year

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Im ashamed to say im back on my naruto shit

Hes my son your honor, hes just a little guy

Id die for him

#naruto #help i cant believe im about the hyper fixate on naruto for the 4th time #watching the first show reminds me of everything wrong with boruto especially art and animation wise #god I fucking hate boruto #anyways naruto so silly i love him so much #thinking about team 7 found family....#thinking about if sakura was well written...#so much potential.. wasted :c #I hc that shes actually not a boy crazy idiot and simply has a crush like a normal person and that she ACTUALLY HAS MUSCLES BC YA KNOW #HER WHOLE FUCKING THING IS STRENGTH CHARACTER DESIGNERS WERE YOU HIGH????#and I hc that she was actually used well in fight scenes like the one against puppet guy and she didn't cry for naruto to solve everything #and that she didnt fuck with his feelings in that one episode when she 'confessed' to get him to go home #and that sasuke wasnt a lame piece of edgy shit and was a better written antagonist #and that naruto didnt have an absolutely unhealthy obsession with him #sorry but people who ship naruto and sasuke are gross #its already abusive and unhealthy as all get out and now you want to add r o m a n c e???#im sure narutos crush on sakura got weird too #oh yeah like when he transformed into sasuke to trick her into kissing him #naruto writers be normal about romance for once please #shikamaru and temari and naruto and hinata were pretty good #idk personally I ship naruto and gaara and naruto and shikamaru #oops im rambling in the tags what can I say I fucking love naruto and have a lot of opinions on it

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corpsecoded · 10 months

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i’m allowed to dislike my mother all i want but the moment my brother calls her a cunt or a bitch i AM fighting him

#i don't even actually dislike her. but like you really don't need to call her that at all.. it's just gross and i hate it so much esp since #he got it from our father #also she treated him nowhere near how bad she treated me he was literally her eldest and favorite… lol

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running-in-the-dark · 5 months

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I'm just sitting here mentally telling myself 'I don't have to like him just because I find him attractive, I don't have to like him just because he's hot, I don't have to like him just because I like the character' over and over until I start to believe it

#every single time I love a character I also start to love the actor. sometimes that sucks. I don't want to. I want to pretend he doesn't #exist #but he's got the same face and the same body and the same voice and I just. how do I not do this.#I don't like him. I don't want to like him. he's at the very least kinda gross about women. which I'm not okay with. so. just. ugggh #it's just that I look at him and my mind shuts off and it's like 😍🥰😍#rationally I know that's also fine. I'm allowed to like people who aren't perfect (and no one is perfect anyway)#buuut. it makes me feel disgusting.#idk. I guess I just. i dealt with this for so long when I was younger because like. most of the men I thought were hot were also #misogynistic. because the culture at the time was so much worse. and it was just accepted.#and I fucking hated it and I don't want to deal with that anymore #it's just. idk. it feels gross and bad and I don't like it #but. I do find him extremely attractive and I want him so so bad and I don't know what to do with that #ugh I need to just. not be attracted to people. it happens so rarely but when it does it only causes trouble.#or maybe I need to get over these weird morality standards that I have but I don't think that's possible? like how would that work? I don't #get it.#anyway. yes this is about Eliot/CK no I won't elaborate on that and also I hope he's actually a great guy and everything I've seen #that made me think otherwise is just wrong #I will still stare at his face and think about him and listen to his stupid gross music all day. and I will enjoy it. but I will also #feel conflicted about it 😔#(but damn it he is hot and his arms are big and I am just a human being and I am very very weak 😫 big arms make me fucking stupid)

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