i'm having a FANTASTIC time with hades 2
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Homer, Hades 2: Sing, O Muse, of the saffron robed goddess, whose fair countenance was bathed in Selene’s light at the moment of her birth.
Homer, Hades: The fire-stepping prince was lifted by Night from the cold ground, where his lord father had discarded him, outside Taco Bell.
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the juxtaposition between the sirens' songs is so funny. coral crown is an impersonal anthem about drowning sailors that clearly has a lot of thought put into the poetry of the lyrics. and then melinoe keeps showing up to fight them and they're like "oh shit we need to write a new song to roast her QUICK" and we get i am gonna claw (out your eyes etc) where the cadence is all over the place and the lyrics are just like we hate you and we're gonna kill you and your hair is ugly.
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Hades: Father... before you emprison me... just know... that you will not be safe... from ligma.
Chronos: Now you are just saying nonsense, Hades. What, pray tell, even is this ligma.
Hades: (This one's for Zagreus)
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HADES & CERBERUS
Hades (2020) vs. Hades II (2024 - EA)
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The return of my favourite Hades Game character!!! Tiny Rat!!!
AKA
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Eris has, like, the BIGGEST crush on Melinoë it's almost embarrassing:
She calls her "Trouble" (and Eris is the embodiment of Strife, so I guess she really likes trouble)
She gets angry when Melinoë brushes her aside to go kill Chronos and "blesses" her (she is mad Melinoë is not spending time with her)
If you meet Icaros on the Rift of Thessaly he tells you that Eris ONLY shows up when Melinoë is there and waits for her on the shore (literally the biggest "NOTICE ME" move in the books)
She's so gay for the Princess of the Underworld I hope she's an available Love Interest
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Eris is behind this, I know it
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i am gonna claw (out your eyes then drown you to death)
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