poor man odysseus discovers his mom died waiting for him and doesn't even have time to process and grieve because a prophet tells him his wife will be with some other man (he's the man, or better i should say monster)

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

which is definitely not an omen

What if I’m the problem that’s been hiding all along?

damn that line in "no longer you", when Odysseus screamed "WHO?!"

i had goosebumps

the man is SO angry, SO worried, I just can't-

your brain just processes it as not green

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

People spend so much time running away from prophecies it’s refreshing to see someone just go ‘fuck it I’ll save myself the trouble and fulfill the prophecy’

Rachel Dare and Apollo friendship…

Mr.Dare : Rachel who is this Rachel : uhhhhh my friend Lester Apollo (her drug dealer) : stop calling me that Mr.Dare : why is he 23

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

Apollo and Hera confront Zeus about Jason

don't forget to pee before, during, and after sex to avoid contracting an HDMI

silly annabeth fanart<3

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