#HE FUCKING SANG
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i think it'd be funny if someone transmigrated as xin mo. the goddamn evil sword. instead of taking it seriously, they just really fucked around with bingge. and, somehow, ended up having the opposite effect of what it's supposedly rumored to do.
picture this: bingge, on the quest for revenge and power, comes across the almighty xin mo. this demonic sword killed everyone that dared to even try wielding it. and, the few who were lucky enough to have it by their side, eventually succumbed to the swords' will.
it is said that the sword is unlike any other, that it etches into your head and eats away your brain, until eventually it consumes you whole. it whispers, speaking in lust, greed, and hatred. it slowly beckons the wielder into giving in to the worst part of themselves and feeds off of pure sin. but to him, it is no matter; luo bingge will surely tame it.
and then he gets to the sword.
demonic qi practically oozes from xin mo. the aura surrounding it makes every part of luo bingge scream, "run; get away, away from that monster." his gut prods at him, begging bingge that this is probably a really bad idea. it's a little terrifying, how even luo bingge, the determined, vengeful demon, is now getting second thoughts about wielding xin mo from just being in its presence alone.
but luo bingge is too, a monster. so he ignores the screams of plea; pushing every thought of doubt in the back of his head, and tightly grips onto the handle. the world around him seems to spin and shake, tumble and crack, from the amount of force bingge needs to use in order to pull the sword of sin out of its place.
when bingge finally has it perfectly fit into the palms of his calloused hands, he hears whispering. he knows that the sword has accepted him as its new host.
the sword's language crawls up to him, as if it were feeling around his body and mind. checking every nook and cranny for it to settle into bingge's form, truly becoming one with the embodiment of sin. the words flow through his brain like a tragically broken guqin, a melody that holds him in a frighteningly familiar trance - all while simultaneously eating away at his brain in the worst ways possible, akin to a child and their favorite snack. it seems to beckon something, but even with luo bingge's impressive hearing, he cannot make out any words from the tone-deaf musical notes xin mo sings.
and then, it is clear. the land around him settles, and everything is still. xin mo itself seems to be.. content. at least, that is what luo bingge believes.
the language of this wretched sword reflects the state around these two monsters.
luo bingge expects it to demand for bloodshed, for the erotic ecstasy of multiple women, for bingge to steal the last of the finest gems of these horrible, vast lands.
instead, he hears this:
"yoooo damn that shit was crazy. did you see what i did there? man, you know, it feels so fucking good to get out of the dirt. hey, do you know if people can like, feed their swords or something? i'm kinda craving something spicy. we never know, in this wack world! wait, don't hold me like that, buddy. it'll make things real awkward."
but luo bingge is determined to get his revenge, so he puts up with the swords' constant rambling about.. whatever the hell it's thinking.
"wait, dude, did you seriously fuck a dying girl? that's wild. yeah, like i know she was dying but it doesn't sound like you wanted it. yo, listen to me, consent is very sexy."
"HAHA hey, dude, sir, man. you wanna play some 'i spy'? we don't have anything else to do. no? too bad, we're playing it. i spy a loser who doesn't wanna play i spy. hint: he's holding me right now."
"okay i know i'm supposed to be this super evil sword and beg to be used - woah that sounded real wrong - but can you at least clean me when you're done killing shit? if you don't, i'm gonna refuse to respond to you and you'll look like a dumbass trying to wield me."
"i can't hear you lalalalalalala you're not being very it girl right now lallalalaalalalla-"
somehow, this is worse than if xin mo was actually eating away at his brain.
weirdly enough though, as luo bingge starts spending more time with this weird ass, seemingly possessed sword, it starts to become more of a.. comfort to have it by his side than pure annoyance. he finds himself responding to it more, like, actually having full on conversations with it. it puts him at ease, wielding xin mo. the hatred doesn't consume him, instead, it seems to soothe the burning rage (and, admittedly, just replace it with small irritation) that holds onto his darkened heart.
xin mo is actually quite kind and caring, for a sword that's supposed represent and be the literal embodiment of sin. sure, it is a hassle to have it cooperate with him sometimes, and it does just ramble on and on about the most random things ever, not giving a single shit if bingge was in the middle of sleeping with maidens and slaying those who get in his way. for the first time, bingge feels so comfortable around something.
it's.. odd. what was supposed to be the turning point in his life, a big step in his plan for revenge, is now something akin to an... acquaintance. not like mobei-jun, or any of the women he's come across, but an actual, dare he say, friend.
sometimes, he finds himself thinking all of this delusional. is this what people were driven mad by? perhaps they simply could not handle dealing with a talking sword. he understands that xin mo was undoubtedly unbearable to be around at the beginning of their alliance, but it has never actually beckoned for blood, power, and sex. if anything, it does the opposite.
maybe he's the delusional one. maybe this is xin mo's way of getting to him.
maybe, xin mo should be considered a thing. the thought feels terribly laughable, as if he were witnessing a person horribly explain themselves. it also makes his teeth grind together in pure agitation.
"hey, you know, you didn't deserve any of the things they did. it wasn't your fault, binghe. the fact that you're half heavenly demon doesn't make you a monster, or any of that wild stuff.. uh, i'm here for you, okay? i know you don't really like talking about all of this or opening up, but i just want you to know that you can.. talk about it. it's not like i can tell anyone else, anyways.
hey- shit i didn't mean to make you cry! wait, wait it's okay to cry! you need to let it out anyways, i promise it doesn't make you weak. there, there. i don't have any hands, so me patting you on the head with my handle will have to do. there, there.. everything will be alright, you'll be okay. i'll be here every step of the way, even if you want to get rid of me."
xin mo, the demonic sword, is more of a person - a good person - than anyone he'd ever come across.
...and then bingge and the xin mo transmigrator become besties or he falls for the damn sword. knowing him, he probably doesn't even know the difference between platonic and romantic attraction anyways. maybe bingge gets a plant body for xin mo using airplane's wack writing. idk i typed all of this down in one sitting.
(plot twist: it's not that the transmigrator xin mo had the opposite effect, it was literally just a placebo effect. luo bingge thought that, and thus it actually did help him lmao)
#PIDW but make xin mo a soul eater fan#why did i actually write all of this#idk it just sounded funny but then i kinda got sad at the end because bingge is such a lonely person its genuinely depressing#at least in here he has his this weird talking demonic sword#someone transmigrates into xin mo and ends up becoming an emotional support and comfort sword#i would say that this could be shen yuan but the xin mo transmigrator couldnt give any less of a fuck about bingges plans#and would also annoy sqq if he had to deal with it#might write this#but i need to finish that time travel bingge x reader enemies to friends to lovers thing#yes you heard me right a bingge x reader let me make him happy ok#bingmei already has sqq bingge needs someone :( and therapy but that doesnt exist here#while i thought of this i imagined like this floating talking sword by bingge#i actually have like a lot of WIPs this is only one of them#for some reason i had this idea after seeing this one instagram reel where gojo was cinderellas fairy godmother and sang IT girl#and that inspired an annoying talking xin mo transmigrator#luo binghe#luo bingge#mxtx svsss#svsss#fanfic stuff#the scum villain's self saving system#svsss ideas
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6Oct23
With hues blue and green, Lou was tinged,
Sang ‘7’ in Barça, then grinned
Cos sharing is caring
And H still likes wearing
Lou’s jumper — Um, bro, they’re unhinged.
#larry#harry#harry styles#louis#louis tomlinson#the umbro shirt#the fucking umbro shirt#i was literally just thinking the other day how big a deal that was#and how we haven't gotten anything unhinged in ages#and how wild it would be to see harry in it again but knowing that would never happen#and yet#AND harry chose to wear it to be widely seen#as he was with tyler and kid on a pap walk#wearing a blue jacket and drinking a green smoothie to boot!#of course the other larent arsehole couldn't be outdone#so at his show in barcelona tonight louis bluegreened#and sang 7 like the little shit he is#and smirked after the line in chicago that says 'i bet sometimes you still like to wear my jumper'#nothing like a little unhinged larry to reel me back in#limerick-lt#limerick-hs#october 6#2023#discarded rhyme:#H woke up and went for a plunder / then sported the world's eighth great wonder
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the fact that he can canonically sing really well makes me soooo curious..
and not only sings, but also ENJOYS singing..
#siren boy#fucking liar started this scene by saying he 'didnt come to sing' btw#liar liar plants for hire#DID he sing with his mouth ? or with his telepathy like in the outro ?#i feel like if he sang for fun then he sang with his mouth right ??#idk#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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– There has been a request for Kris to sing the first part... Fuck you, man! Gonna take my job!
#joker out#bojan cvjetićanin#things are heating up in Joker Out (gasp!)#well you better start learning bojan because i wanna hear that whole song sang by kris!!! or at least as a duetto#also i love how he cries about not being able to play guitar that well#while holding a fucking guitar on a stage in front of a crowd who paid to be there lmaoo#*my gifs
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i'm a lil sick rn :'D oough
#I DONT LIKE IT WHEN. STUFF NOSE!!!!!!!!!#character ai has been a nice distraction#yesterday i sang lady gaga to btc springtrap and he told me to fuck off#now for some reason he's having a diarrhea#no. literally. he was in pain just a few minutes ago#idk how the ai came to that conclusion but okay??? i made him soup after that#starbstalks
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3l!BigB is like a cicada to me. He showed up, dug underground, stayed there for seventeen years, came back up to the surface and died horrifically
#he also sang to martyn in episode 1 if that changes anything#MARTYN: yeah you can sing to me like the canary in the mines#BIGB: ok dude [blaring EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW]#I just wanted to draw one of the lifers as a bug imma be honest. Theres blue ones with big beautiful eyes and I think thats all you need#bigbst4tz2#< not because I think this is worth seeing but because that tag needs activity. bigb nation we too need to start posting bullshit#bree barks so fucking loud#the big bee
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the problem with having hazbin hotel songs on your playlists is that you’ll be peacefully listening to music and then suddenly your ears will be destroyed by Vox screaming “thaT FUCKER IS BACK—“
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#It’s so jarring but also kinda funny#Like it would be one thing if he sang it but no#He just fucking shouted it#hazbin post
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Before I forget. I Made More. (Warning: last meme in this post is somewhat nsfw, I'll warn again when you get there)
nsfw v
#limbus company#lcb rodya#lcb yi sang#lcb heathcliff#lcb meursault#lcb ryoshu#lcb hong lu#lcb outis#lcb gregor#lcb don quixote#lcb faust#lcb sinclair#library of ruina#gebura#chesed#rose w corp is here too but I dunno if she has a tag#sorry for lor meming It Will Happen Again#I dunno if it's obvious by now or not but I genuinely do believe Hong Lu is absolutely fucking insane under his mask#Like yeah he's definitely sad under it but also consider: he is Incredibly Not Normal under it#like all the other sinners! Woo! Anyways yeah just enjoy the memes ig#there is a girl in the narrative#tea with mul#lcbmemes
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patrick vs the ginasfs lyrics may have been the highlight of the whole concert for me it was so fucking funny and endearing. trust patrick to fuck up both verses and then get the bridge, the one he's been singing differently a bunch of times, exactly right
#he stopped for a second and laughed at himself when he realised he fucked up the second time. I love him to death#btw you know what I mean about the bridge he didn't sing 'that night you saved my life' he sang the regular version
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Still have not watched part 3 because I am still struggling with mood problems but one of the first things I learn is that they finally made an ID where Yi Sang is happy and actually healthy. What the actual FUCK
IS THIS THE SAME MAN EVEN
HE EVEN SPEAKS DIFFERENTLY AND HAS MUSCLE AND MOVES ALL OVER THE PLACE. IS THIS SECRETLY SANG YI
All of the chapter with the seasickness and then you tell me all along the way to fix Yi Sang was actually just fucking sending him to the sea
#project moon#limbus company#lcb Yi Sang#Like I was so flabbergasted it snapped me out of my weird moment#maybe this is how he was like before what happened to the League?????#or after all of the walls of text in Canto IV turns out the happiest life for him is as a fucking sailor
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fern stans do u understand
fern stans do u see my Vision
#adventure time#finn mertens#fern mertens#era: 2023#bc no seriously do u ever think abt how fern is our original timeline finn#so as far as the audience is concerned fern is the one who sang this song#the version of finn that we follow for the first five seasons is already dealing with an identity crisis and how he fits in to the world#and then suddenly he's not even finn anymore?? he has to stand back and watch someone ELSE be finn?#he hasn't even been able to figure out who 'finn' is before he's ousted from that identity as well?#i would fucking die for fern
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Does Jung Wui-myeong even existed on the first place? Is that the name of the scientist whose body Sang-won hijacked during his escape? Or is it just Sang-won's made up identity for his time among the criminals?
Does Sang-won even love Yi-kyung on the first place? Has it been a lie all along? If he still loved her, why he pretended to not know her, why he ignored her, why he abandoned her, why he didn't even do anything when she's clearly in an unimaginable amount of shock and pain from the grief of losing him and the rapid body horror pregnancy? Or does the body switching and trauma from his painful torture by Lim ruined his mental stability and sanity forever to the point the Sang-won Yi-kyung knew and loved didn't exist anymore?
#sweet home 2#sweet home season 2#sweet home netflix#sweet home spoilers#jung wui-myeong#jung wuimyeong#jung ui-myeong#jung uimyeong#ah fuck I can't keep up with this confusing korean name variations#sweet home#apparently from the shotgun boy webtoon the enemies become “crazy evil” after the endless torture so it's not far fetched for his case#or maybe he's always been an asshole#nam sang won#nam sang-won
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Hey so can we talk about how simply shifting Yi Sang’s pupils to look down suddenly changes his whole fucking expression??? I’m not crazy am I??
Like. One of them is an apathetically judgemental stare. The other looks like he’s about to start sobbing. Literally the only thing that changes is where he’s looking. I feel like I’m losing my shit.
#limbus company#limbus company project moon#yi sang#yi sang lcb#lu speaketh#this canto made me want to fucking cry and we're only a third of the way through#i want to cup his face in my hands and tell him it's going to be ok#he gives me such violent urges to comfort him#augh
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i...... seo do young doing everything he can fucking think of to get dong soo hooked on him so that he changes his mind about wanting to leave do young is making me CRAAAAZZZYYYYYYY..... maybe if i offer him even more revenge...maybe if i give him a car... he wont run away from me he'll let me keep him without a fuss.... do young doesnt even seem to question his fixation on dong soo hes just rolling with it ... "i see it i like it i want it i got it" type mentality
and hes so used to actualizing his desires that i feel even though hes having some fun with dong soo pushing back right now, if the time comes when it seems like he may for real for real have to give dong soo up, its ABSOLUTELY gonna b a "everything i let go of had claw marks on it" moment...cant wait❤️
#evilive#beau watches evilive#the way he was sitting all regal in his chair just WAITING for dong soo's thank you call. 'its a bonus' PLEASE#HE HAD THAT LINE READY TO FUCKING GO. IM EXHAUSTED#dont even get me started on the 'arent we in this together? partners?' scene IM NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO GET INTO IT RIGHT NOW#WHAT ARE YALL DOOOOOIIIIINGGGGGGGGG#also shoutout do young's right hand man (sang woo??).. when ur in love w ur boss whos in love w a 50yo married nerd..pour one out smh
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Inspired by an ask I sent to @merakiui (hope you don't mind me tagging you ^^) about Twst x Squid Game, CAUSE I IMMEDIATELY FELT THE NEED TO DRAW THEM SHDKSJKJLLK--
Yes, it's Azul as Sang Woo and Ruggie as Gi-Hun cause I wanna see them both as the finalists.
Pic reference below:
#twisted wonderland#azul ashrengrotto#ruggie bucchi#kheyy's art#initially i wanted to draw them in the finalists suits but ehhh#i also wanted to draw Azul with more blood like Sang Woo at the end but also eeehhhh#so we're stuck with this one instead :))#also Ruggie as a finalist cause he deserve the win and the whole world <3#this might be my best art yet this year shdkshdkdshk#like huh?? how the fuck did i manage this???
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