Jeff singing “Why don’t you stay” with his mouth full 😂😂😂

Cassian: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business* Jyn, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “FUCK YOU” IN FLOWER???

cal you gotta hurry up and be single and a lesbian so i can date you

I AM SINGLE BUT IM CHRONICALLY BUCKYSEXUAL jk sadly I’m a hetero ace (I think)

Pseudo lesbians perhaps????

-joins in on the torment Tartaglia bandwagon-

anyway... i had an impulsive and stupid moment tonight.

you see, my mother had asked me to dye her hair since she was too lazy to visit a proper salon. now, i forgot where the plastic gloves were. so my brain told me to just forgo the gloves and use my bare hands.

and yes... i went with my bare hand lmao.

presenting... the result of my stupidity! 🤣

my brother called it wanda's hands lol (you know that part where she was on her way to fully transformed into scarlet witch yes)

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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DON'T DO THAT?! I'M DOWN BAD FOR C!MINJI YOU'RE NOT HELPING

HAHAUAHAHWWHHWHW I MISS HER OKAY? SO THE ONLY WAY SO SHE WONT BE FORGOTTEN IS WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS HER AND I GIVE CRUMBS OF HER TALKING TO U😭😭😭🧸🌿

doodles

treat or treat!!! a treat pretty please!

[Dressed up as an object head computer, 1980's style. Details are up to you but this short child (?) is covered in wires as well.]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL I LOVE LOVE LOVE COMPUTERS WOOOOWOWOWOWWOWOWOO

here you go!!

[A.... bag of Skittles? They look normal. I didn't know Moth had actual candy.]

Din when Kaba Baiz said “That doesn’t even look like me” to the puck with his exact headshot

This Roddy stuff is the dumbest shit I've ever seen lmaoooooo

i can’t hold it in anymore

pedro pascal is fucking unnatractive I am so tired of all my favorite tags being filled with pedro pascal porn. I have heard the phrase “daddy pascal” multiple fucking times its so fuckig weird for people to act shamelessly horny in public for a man thatms MID. HES FUCKING UGLLYYYYYYYY. HE IS NOT CUTTEEEE. AND IM TIRED OF HOLDING IT IN I CANT GO ANYWHERE ONLINE WITHOUT SEEING SOME WEIRD FUCK. SAYING HE’S HOT IN TIREDDDDD. he is not fuckibg attractive. in fact he is quite funny looking. I HAVE THE WORDS PEDRO PASCAL MUTED. I have muted the TAG “Pedro Pascal” — everytime I look up my favorite game on this app??????? Pedro Pascal 🌽. Pedro pascal p3n!!$. Cannot escape it. I am in a fandom where I can’t escape this fugly nigga. a once flourishing fandom gentrified by horny teens inexplicably obsessed with some old guy. imagine if some 15 year old pointed out some random middle aged man on the side of the street and said “he’s so daddy pls impregnate me babygirl uwu” — you would think something was fucking wrong with them but i live with these people EVERY DAY. I will not disclose what fandom im in (although its obvious) because those fuckers will attack me for not worshipping their ugly ass god but lets just say while I enjoy the tv show adaptation, I am in this shit FOR THE VIDEO GAME. and I STRUGGLE to find people who don’t just post about how hot pedro pascal is all day.

its great that actors who don’t fit the beauty standard are getting opportunities I guess? idk

⠀⠀꒰ 🍨 ꒱ i am dead. :D

have you love me again today? if not, you better love me again now~

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