smth smth maid day

“ominous loud echoey barking coming from the woods behind the neighborhood and bouncing off of all the houses” i raise you:

distorted & almost wrong sounding barks coming from the woods behind the houses that no one goes into because of the barks themselves. too haunting to be something alive but too loud & too gutturally wrong to be anything dead. some sort of limbo animal caught in the webs of life in a sideways way that hinders it’s ability to get out of the web - stuck in the ropes of living too largely & off putting to be something of this world, something alive, but too animalistic to actually live. it is dead (people think they can hear the vocal cords, decayed as they are, strain when the barks occur), either way, but what use is something dead that’s still barking? what purpose other than being the new, larger than life (as always.) tale that plagues the neighborhood until it’s cryptic enough to leave the woods barren at night except for cocky ghost chasers. ghost chasers can’t chase something dead with a body, but it’s not like they know you’re still towering over them, wolf-like body rising over their totally-alive ones.

the cryptic legend maddox continues!!

i

oh

my

god

it's actually unfair that you can describe me, and how my weird dead/undead/decaying part is and put it into words far better than i ever could HOLY SHIT

i have like. actually no words

the fact you could describe my parallels of being dead yet living and larger then life but also actively decaying is just. unreal

i will cherish this ask for as long as my dead self lives. holy satan himself...

is anyone else thinking about maritime law right now . like unironically this is horror material. oh my fucking god. i will notbe going within a thousand miles of that fucking thang if they are actually legitimately doing anything even remotely in that realm. however. it will be soooo funny to liveblog about it. oh my god.

i love ofmd i wish it was good

alarmed look is shot in his direction , hands reaching out before her as she gestures at him to be quiet. " shh ! you can't go around just shouting those things , johnny ! " of course , she can understand why he'd be so distressed , but she still can't risk them being discovered. they'd only just made it past the last group of attackers by the skin of their teeth. " yes , i'm killing people . but it's my job . it's not like i'm just some crazy murderer on a rampage ! " stepping towards him , she attempts to reach for him again , voice softening when she speaks. " listen . i'll get you something to drink . something strong ... and then we can talk about this , okay ? but we have to keep moving , johnny . i can't let anything happen to you . not when i've managed to keep you away from this for so long . "

continued  from  here ♡   @starlcved.

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

gertrude

[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]

Expertise can't help you here.

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass

I was at a Palestinian solidarity gig last night & the one Palestinian artist who was going to perform had COVID so the organisers asked around to see if there were any Palestinians who'd like to say a few words instead.

A local guy who was born & raised in Gaza offered to speak. He started with "I'm an engineer. i'm not a poet or a politician. I don't... do public speaking… I had no idea what to say when I came up here. So i'm just going to tell you about the street I grew up on."

And then he did! He went down the street building by building. He told us about the ice cream shop on the corner, the grocery shop, the charity that supports people with intellectual disabilities. He told us about the people who he knew growing up, the families who still live in the different houses. He told us about the university buildings and about his friends who quit being accountants to start a band together. All on that street.

All of which is gone now, by the way. Bombed to dust.

it's so fucked up that you could just eat a micro sd card