Every friend group Armed Detective Agency should include:

a mean bisexual: Dazai

an even meaner lesbian: Yosano

she/theys: Naomi (maybe also Kyouka)

and he/theys: Ranpo (Possibly Atsushi but I really don't think so)

a token straight that’s on thin ice: Kunikida, Junichirou

an astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized: Naomi

and a short king: Kenji (He's 14 and he is actually still growing)

BSD Halloween Hcs

this is just a tad bit late but shut up

ADA

- yosano really gets into it she decorates the office with EVERYTHING from fake spider webs to fake? blood on the walls obviously she gets kyoka to help her

- ranpo goes trick or treating and takes kenji and kyoka and they count candy after ranpo throws a fit when they don’t trade him his favourite candy

- poe is also there chillin (not really he’s spooked)

- kunikida hands out candy to the kids that come in a costume dazai forcefully put him in atsushi consoles him in his own costume

- dazai just is not there the whole day

- all the secretary’s do group costumes except naomi who matches with tanizaki

- fukuzawa goes around the neighborhood rescuing stray black cats

PM

- elise and q dress up in the best costumes and koyo takes them out for trick or treating

- chuuya also really gets into it because this holiday makes him feel most human as real humans are dressing up as non-humans basically he feels validated

- aku thinks halloween is stupid until dazai shows up and jokes about him putting on an emo costume which he really considers

- higuchi gives out treats from her apartment (she gives out the big candy bars like the best people do)

- dazai walks around the pm in a mummy costume ordering people around (to annoy chuuya)

DOA

- nikolai makes fyodor and sigma do a group costume with him

- they watch a horror movie inside and take a walk out at 3am in the woods “for funzies” - nikolai

I think you may not have recieved it because I sent it in normally instead of anon, but a while back I sent you ask requesting Fukuzawa and Mori (separately) with a fem! s/o the same age as them. You aren't obligated to write it ofc, I just figured I'd check in.

I remember that at the time I sent it in, it was because I was tired of seeing the same age difference stuff over and over again. Don't get me wrong, I love me a good age difference, it's just that if something is done so many times, it gets stale.

Maybe this s/o worked with them in their youth, being another pupil of Natsume's, but eventually went off the radar so she could live a normal life in peace. Now, they've reunited and old feelings are resurfacing...

Eh, who knows~

-Sincerely, 💋

I got that one!! It's anon but not signed as 💋. t's still chillin' in my requests, I've got something like 50 requests just chilling from as far back as thanksgiving

i knew you were trouble when you walked in (so shame on me for falling in love)

by EmeraldEclipse

The same boy who called him a Chibi earlier entered the classroom before coming and taking a seat right next to him. Chuuya took a deep breath, maybe he didn't mean it earlier and it was just a slip of the ton-

"So, the tiny Chibi isn't a seventh grader?"

Oh for fucks sake. Was it too late to change schools again?

Or, Nakahara Chuuya transfers to a new school, and it's everything like he expects it to be. Well... mostly. If you can ignore the stupidly cute bandaged freak that keeps annoying him.

________

Give me a chance besties I'm bad at summaries 😭

Words: 19139, Chapters: 9/?, Language: English

Series: Part 11 of did you get enough love, my little dove.. why do you cry? Part 1 of The Book's creation of AUs

Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, M/M

Characters: Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ozaki Kouyou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Izumi Kyouka (Bungou Stray Dogs), Elise (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ookura Teruko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke & Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: Dazai-Typical Suicide Mentions (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya Is So Done (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai-Typical Suicide References (Bungou Stray Dogs), Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Dazai Osamu Tries His Best (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu Needs a Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai-Typical Suicide Attempts (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Yosano Akiko are Best Friends, why isnt that a tag, Good Parent Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), well he's a good parent but he's always abroad, Oda Sakunosuke Lives (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu is a Mess (Bungou Stray Dogs), Worried Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), soukoku having angst and shin soukoku just chillin in the background, they get screen time too so dw, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Dazai Osamu is a Little Shit (Bungou Stray Dogs), Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Alternate Universe - High School, Alternate Universe - No Powers, he's also a rich kid so that explains it, no beta we die like (redacted)

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/40304751

HE IS EXACTLY THAT KIND OF PERSON AND ITS AMAZING, and he even has the to die for food to match. I bet he wears those adorable aprons while he cooks and bakes,, OH do you think he’d have cute food patterned clothing??? Like a pink button up with strawberry print, or jeans with like. Peach trees up the side. I don’t know, I think it’d be cute. Plants would just be his special interest, I can tell, oh my god he’s adorabllleee. (Nyanon, 1/7)

I bet he’d get embarrassed the first time he rambles in front of someone, especially when he first got away from the orphanage, because he’s just not used to people being alright with him being so chattery? But of course, people tell him he’s fine and Dazai thinks he’s so so cute when he’s excited and rambling about something he’s so passionate about. And if he did mention poisonous mushrooms, I bet Atsushi just. Counters with helpful edibles in the wild. (Nyanon, 2/7)

“These mushrooms are poisonous and cause hallucinations!” // “And these fruits are great sources of vitamin D, guess which one you’re being fed at dinner.” // “Wait-“ But uuuggghhh I can just imagine them meeting like that,, Like, the ADA wouldn’t like holding a child like a criminal! But she is an assassin (and a possible suicide risk if she tried anything like her canon fight with Atsushi), so their hands are tied. And then she runs away because she’s just. So tired. (Nyanon, 3/7)

And she meets Atsushi! Who is nice and warm and lets her get messy in the dirt with him, and he gives her warm food and he wipes off her face when it’s dirty but it’s soft and loving and nothing like being cleaned so she looks perfect, it’s loving and it’s nice and it’s more kindness than she remembers getting in... A long time, probably. And oh, I can just. Picture Atsushi showing her the best ways to garden and pick fruit and make food from it and I’m just. (Nyanon, 4/7)

I’m sorry I’m so soft for them. AMD THATS ONE OF MY FAVIRITE SCENARIOS HOW DARE YOOUUU I love it when a character is like “Please please please let me stay I won’t cause trouble I’ll do whatever you want” and they’re entirely ready to beg, face full on hitting the ground and it’s just like. There’s no need for it, because it hadn’t occurred to the other that they wouldn’t stay. IM SORRY IM SO SOFT FOR THESE TWO IM GONNA CRYYY. As for the other AU... (Nyanon, 5/7)

Watch as that’s the reason for Dazai’s numerous suicide attempts. It’s less actually trying to die (mostly), and more him wanting to see Atsushi more. Atsushi would just like him to come visit. You know, like a normal god. Anyways, I shall now move on to my AU Concept: One where the ADA, the PM, and some others run a joint animal rescue- Specifically, they work with abuse cases, or fighting rings they discover, and stuff like that. (Nyanon, 6/7)

I just feel like all of them would be a good fit for it, for various reasons. Also I just feel like it’d be really heartwarming? Please imagine them all taking care of a bunch of animals together, getting them good homes... I’m sorry I love animals. (Nyanon, 7/7)

go d he does wear all of those clothes nobody can convince me otherwise. AND I LOVE THE SCENARIO AS WELL, my favourite thing to imagine ever since u gave me this prompt is him wiping the dirt off her face after they’ve tended the garden ughHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RESCUING ANIMALS Y E S  S  SS they would probably even like look after to try and solve a mystery when they notice that more and more strays are disappearing and being found dead. damn. i can just imagine all of it- everyone has more than three strays in their apartment just chillin while fukuzawa has ten plus strays that he adopted as his own cus he got Money and Space to look after them all AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HES SO CUTE I LOVE FUKUZAWA HE <333