Warmest Valentine’s wishes!

Volo and his gingers :3

Waterdeep’s Best NPC

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Cas: Sapphire hasn't asked me out yet, so I'm just laying out a little sugar to catch my snake.

Drevyn: Flies. Sugar catches flies.

Cas: What catches snakes?

Blair: You gotta wear a snake trap.

Volo: No, you need one of those metal sticks with the grabber at the end.

Floon: My boyfriend uses one of those to get cereal down from the cupboard.

Blair: Why are there snakes in your boyfriend's cereal?

Workin on quick drawing! :D

Someday I'll be able to quick draw humanoids lol

Kicking off my Waterdeep game tonight with some light edits to the first couple of chapters because a couple of the players have played the start before.

My favourite edit is that Floon is actually Renaer Neverember's secret alter ego so he can have fun and be a floozy without getting hassled over his dad's embezzled fortune and that he is sending adventurers to save his boyfriend Volo who was foolishly bragging about his latest publishing deal in one of the shadiest fucking bar in town.

My vibe for their relationship is two perfectly capable of financial independence who both think they are the sugar baby of the relationship.

Just like imagining them having an exchange along the lines of "If you're the sugar baby, and I'M the sugar baby, then who paid the bar tab last night?"

Hot off the tablet for your quiet monday evening, best beware if a murder of Drifloon appears. Because a group of them is *absolutely* called a murder. Facts.

dreaming of a sd&d&d christmas special (nonexistent)

redrawing: Floon Blagmaar (baby girl edition)

1:😳 While Renaer goes to do his Harper stuff, Floon babysits Potty our adopted baby Gazer.

2: Samira Hal'wynshyr, half-drow Tempest Cleric of Kord

3: Lorin Nimrak, triton Warlock of the Fathomless

4: Arren Wunrel, aasimar Paladin

Check THIS out!

Misc es thoughts:

Post Bhaalspawn reveal Es is like, way more of an actual person (read: maybe 20% of a real person now!) because having an explanation for the urge that exists almost outside the boundaries of his body is so hugely relieving he’s able to ease up on the #repression a little

the #repression, it’s like. How much of you is tied up in the urge, how much of you is just the blood and the viscera and the ecstasy of murder. Es sure as hell doesn’t know so it’s just All Repressed. no more any of it <- doesn’t even realize he’s doing it and thus has no way of examining or fixing it

His ThingTM is like 50% subconscious repression of his entire psyche and 50% massive brain damage

I could go on a 30 min ramble about gale and es but essentially their thing is like. Gale is such a weird little freak to me, i think he finds all the things Es does that would be an insane red flag to anyone else endearing (sometimes despite himself). Like his way of showing affection is so intense and his whole Thang with Mystra has definitely made him insecure about how wanted he is by romantic partners. So when astarion quietly lets him know that Es spends his entire trance staring at him basically every night his response is “aw that’s kinda sweet 🥰”

And Es’ thing with Gale is like. Represses the Urge. It feels so bad. Immediately rewarded with wizard who is just straight up nice to you. Neuron activation (the single neuron he has left… SAD)

Needless to say it’s toxic 🥰 but I also think it works. Mutual put your partner on a pedestal but they’re both insanely forgiving of each other’s flaws so it never comes up. Their friends hate them

Post game Es follows Gale back to waterdeep. Obviously.

Puffer: You about to kiss me, man, what the fuck?

Blarg: I was considering. Come here, come give me a smooch.

saving those around me anguish by resisting the urge to ask if they kiss in their free time everytime I see two quirked up male characters

Blair: You want me to flex and make all the buttons pop off my shirt?

Floon: YES! You can do that?

Blair: The challenge is keeping the buttons on.

I hope you guys like weird al because that’s all I’m gonna be posting about