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wiw3 · 1 year

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Storing Food for January

Good 5:00 in the afternoon, everybody. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, and that somewhere is here. Today is January 21st, 2023, the year of our squirrel, or other some other burrowing animal. It is currently a comfortable 74 degrees outside, and I could not be more frustrated with my mouth.

Mark it on your calendars now, people, because I just made the first push and insertion into my bay of snacks for once my wisdom teeth holes have closed and I’m no longer at risk for getting hard food in them. I am never touching either jello or pudding again for as long as I live.

Maybe vanilla pudding, I really like vanilla pudding.

Though I’ve been storing up little snacks, crunchies and munchies that can’t be consumed for risk of hole suckage of crumbage. In no particular order, they are as follows:

Cheetos

Funyons

Chili Cheese Fritos

Ruffles Potato Chips

Pizza

Pizza Rolls

Beef Taquitos

Chicken Taquitos

A Subway Sandwich

A Five Guys’ Burger

French Fries

Microwave Popcorn

Movie Theater Popcorn

Any meat, whatsoever.

I have been critically without protein for the last four days. I don’t think that Kool-Aid puts beef in their jello, that would be bad for business if that got out. I’m still marking it, though. Once the holes are sealed, and I’ve followed up with my dentist again, I’m eating whatever I want for a day.

And really, it’s what I deserve.

#eating #wish i could eat this stuff #january #food #wisdom teeth surgery #wisdom teeth #post op #fuck jello #jello #pudding #fuck pudding #blog post #blog #writing

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skywerse · 8 months

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I had them for only a day, but they're the silliest ever

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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wormie wormie wormie wormi-

#tiny little guy!!! teeny thing!!!#i imagine that wormie acts kinda like a cat mixed with a crow #also she Violently wiggles her whole body when she sees barnaby. thank you for coming to my ted talk #fully convulsing. acting as though she's jello in a centrifuge #and she Does Not Stop until she is held so barnaby has to figure out how to pick her up w/o hurting her #its very amusing in my mind... hes laughing his ass off as she flops all over the place #she doesnt make noise except for very brief quiet squeaks!!#also wormie is not technically female. no one knows what the fuck she is if anything #but barnaby started referring to her with feminine terms and it Stuck #kinda like finding a cool object and going 'oh she's neat'#yeah like that!#wormie lore hidden in the fantasy au...#scribble salad #wh fantasy au #im melting picturing barnaby holding her by the 'handle'#he commissioned the harness himself... made out of the same leather as his gloves! & the same etched design as his boots!#guys im so soft thinking about them.... barnaby and his little pet worm...#i imagine he teaches her tricks... carries her on his hat.... baby talks her cause she's just that tiny how could he not....#im picturing a Scenario where barnaby full speed full force bodyslams eddie who was just walkin along #like Full Force. eddie flies back ten feet and leaves a groove in the dirt when he lands - everyone goes Hey What The Fuck Barn?!#but as soon as he does it barnaby is rushing over like 'omfg im so sorry but i had to - you were about to step on wormie'

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pancakeke · 3 months

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the mad rush to use "AI" in everything regardless of whether it functions very well (like in chat bots and "relevant" results for queries in site searches) seems similar to how when microwaves became a regular consumer product and people started cooking shit in there even if the end product sucked ass, just cause it was a trendy new technology and people could/marketing told people they could do that and it would be fine.

#also refrigerators going consumer grade and people making fucked up jellos

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inigostears · 1 year

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jelloapocalypse’s tellius playthroughs are truly an unparalleled experience and i literally cannot recommend them enough.

#fire emblem #caylee's art #ike fire emblem #soren fire emblem #fire emblem path of radiance #jello if u ever see this. thank u for reinvoking my tellius brainrot.#the fucking JOKES. the JAPES. the BITS. the fucking CHEEKY FORESHADOWING COMMENTS.#i loved every fucking minute of it 100/10 experience.#if u ever want to experience the tellius games it is an excellent way to digest them. the acting is pretty great too #i too twirl my hair at zelgius

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sea-jello · 1 year

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yer a wizard harry

#this came to me in a vision #i did this in like 20 minutes 💀💀 a new record #i hate kai’s hair but lloyd turned out really fucking funny in the second one #ninjago #lego ninjago #lloyd ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #lloyd montgomery garmadon #kai ninjago #ninjago kai #kai smith #kai jiang #ninjago art #i guess??#jellos scribbles #ninjago shitpost #ninjago memes

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dreamofyouandi · 8 months

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for your consideration

#if no one else is gonna talk about this fucking guy i will #i need to stop being attracted to people who are visibly clinically insane #jello biafra #dead kennedys #punk #stop yelling casey

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beetlemoss-online · 2 days

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WAIT I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE ISAT ONEHAT ENDING???? I thought there was only twohats I’m.

I didn’t even talk to Loop at the end of my playthrough! I Forgor!™️ I don’t even know what ending I would’ve gotten… I got fuckin. Schrodinger’s Hats

#isat spoilers #isat #I watched the Jello playthrough and they got twohats #and it just never occurred to me that if you went to talk to Loop there’s an ending where you wouldn’t be able to!! fucked up!!! (/lh)

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midnighttraindemo · 3 months

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FUCKED UP + PHOTOCOPIED: Instant Art Of The Punk Rock Movement

published 1999, this 3rd printing pub. 2002

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bengallemon · 4 months

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the universe's most suspicious and totally mental stable soldier :3

#lemon time #in stars and time #isat siffrin #look at my favourite little freak :D #almost done w the jello playthrough i am LIVING for the voice acting #i have. many fucking emotions about the glass bit #how it relates to sif's inherent obsession with stars..... to the point where he would engrave them on himself......#so many thoughts and sooooooo much potential

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jellobubblelol · 9 months

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I created something that I think only me and a handful of others will laugh at. Either way, suffer.

Winton

#cjgw #vtsom #I am not tagging both winstons fuck you #I made this realisation in the middle of my school's computer room funnily enough #shut up jello #jello makes a thing #ask to tag #oh yeah also ig #chonny jash

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badlydrawnhoruss · 10 months

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#this is first of a few of those daily style posts #basically little shitposts that I’m just gonna queue a bunch of #do not expect these of me I’ll get sad #I can’t handle the pressure I’m made of jello #jelly #not jello #fuck america #horuss zahhak #homestuck

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buck2eddie · 3 months

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EDDIE CONFIRMED GOT NO GAME ZERO PLAY ABSOLUTE KING AT TURNING WOMEN OFF??????

#they're so fucking funny for this i was losing it #i think i went into my mind palace when he started doing that jello talk i couldn't be there ajsgshdkdn #eddie diaz #911 spoilers

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spacerockwriting · 3 months

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Galladrabbles: Jello

So thanks @galladrabbles and @squirrel-fund for the prompt. I keep thinking about how in the 90's how people gave molds of jello as welcome gifts. At least, according to that episode of Rugrats they did.

Jello

They’ve been in the apartment for a little over a week. Some of the neighbors have been more welcoming than others, which, Ian understands. It’s a pandemic, after all. When the bell rings, Ian half expects it to be Lip.

“Hi there!” An older couple waves. “We’re from the floor above! Here!” She’s smiling, her giving a weak grin. In her hands is a mold of jello, the colors rainbow. “Feel free to keep the dish!” She says cheerfully.

“The fuck is that?” Mickey asks when Ian shuts the door.

“Our upstairs neighbors gave us jello as a welcome gift.”

#it sits in the back of their fridge for a while #i dont think they ever actually eat it #idk i never liked jello #mickeys just confused why the fuck the old people brought fucking jello for a welcome gift #its rainbow because the old lady heard they were a gay couple #galladrabbles #gallivich #ian gallagher #shameless #ian x mickey #mickey x ian

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grison-in-space · 1 year

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okay but here's a hot summer tip for those of you who are also bad at remembering to consume enough liquids, especially if you're also on meds that increase the odds of dehydration or overheating including many psych meds

like okay you know what? you can totally get liquid through food though too. And you know what food is basically all liquid really?

Jello. Jello is basically water with a little bit of protein in it. (Also lots of fruits, which are even nicer in the summer if they're chilled or even frozen. Smoothies are also good if you don't hate dealing with the blender.)

So if it works to eat your water at least part of the time, especially while it's hot, you should totally do that. Your body doesn't know if your water is mixed up with a little bit of sugar and pectin or gelatin.

#actually autistic #actually adhd #etc etc #look I'm on such a jello kick now because it's hot as fuck here #and no regrets. none. more jello.

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jaysweirdart · 10 months

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I will never stop posting stupid meme variants because fuck you

#made when sick #i can feel my bones turing to jello again #im using that as anexcuse for shity lines and anatomy fuck you #house md #house md fanart #house md amber #amber house md #greg house #house md spoilers #amber volakis #season 4 spoilers #season 4 #hate crime md #traditional drawing

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