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Yall can we get some bromance with agustín and Félix, those too would definitely have so many bromantic and may be joking about railing each other moments just saying 😞/j

Ay you know what- we don't fucking see them together that often. Lets GO??? Lets do these guys in their early adulthood, shall we?

Agustín yawned as he wrapped up his homework. He had a late start, but at the very least, it was done now. He put his book away in his bag, and was about to turn off the light in his room, when a sudden knock scared him silly. He looked towards the window, and aure enough, there was Félix. His best friend. He sighed, walking over to the window and opening it.

"Running from another ex, Félix?"

"Oye- what kinda greeting is that? ESPECIALLY your oh so very best friend inviting you to a party!"

"Tonight? Its a school night, Félix."

"So? Tomorrow is never promised. Come on! Get your swim trunks!"

Agustín raised a brow at his grinning friend.

"What-swimming? At NIGHT?"

"Yes, come on! I got a LOT of girls coming, and I swiped my brother Julio's beer. It's gonna be fun, but I can't have fun without my best friend!"

Agustín sighed.

"My parents won't let-"

"You sneak out my guy. Come oooon! We'll be back before you know it! When have I done you wrong?"

"Twenty five times."

Félix opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again.

"Okay I didn’t expect an actual number. But I know what'll get you to say yes."

"What?"

"I invited Señorita Perfecta Julieta ~"

He had him. Agustín was one of the many boys who had a crush on Julieta, the eldest Madrigal child. The idea of sneaking off with her...in her bathing suit...he sighed, and nodded.

"Deal."

"ESO! Now, get your stuff, lock your door-"

"My door doesn't lock."

"Seriously? Ugh, only child bullshit. Fine, we'll do the faker tactic."

Félix came into his room, stuffed his pillows under the blanket, and after making sure it looked alright, started to crawl back out the window. Augustín grabbed his swim trunks, and accepted Félix's hand in order to climb out the window. Good thing he held on, his accident proned ass almost fell down the tree. Félix shut the window almost all the way, before helping him climb down to safety. He had a few cases of beer plopped into his arms, with Félix carrying twice as much. He gestured for him to follow, and to do so quietly. Not too quietly though, Félix could never be quiet for long.

"This is gonna be GREAT! We gonna see plenty of ladies in their sexy little two pieces, get a little drunk, and I even heard Ortiz stole a pack of his dad's smokes-rock!"

Félix bumped him away from a rock in the ground, and quickly grabbed him when the force almost sent him down. Agustín was clumsy as a child, and it never seemed to improve.

"Lo siento- it's still kinda dark."

"Eh it happens. Do me a favor though, if you fall, land on your back, not on the beer."

He of course meant more than the beers, but Félix always joked about his accident proned ass. He was lucky to have him as a friend despite this. He followed him into the woods, eventually coming to a well lit area. A hot spring, lit up by candles, and the commotion of party goers. After they got dressed, Félix, ever the social butterfly, stood up on a nearby rock, and showed off his prize.

"WHO'S READY TO PARTY?!"

The crowd roared in surprise, and as soon as they set the drinks on a nearby table, everyone went wild. Félix grinned as he saved Agustín from the crowd, arm wrapped around him, and two beers in his other hand.

"You're the life of the party, Félix."

"I try. Now, come on, salut with your bro."

Félix used a nearby rock to pop off the tops, and they both clanked their glasses together.

"Salut, Félix."

The beer was perfectly cold, and it felt incredible going down. Agustín was too young to drink, they ALL were, but thanks to Félix (and even Pepa), he's had a beer or two. Didn't LOVE them, soda definitely tasted better, but who didn't love a cold drink? Félix whistled as a couple of girls walked by, making it obvious he was looking.

"Happy you made it, chamaco?"

"Maybe a little. It's...definitely got a nice view."

Félix snorted, nudging him with his elbow.

"Ah, a breast man, eh? I'm more legs and ass, but to each his own-"

"Félix! Ven y únete a nosotras!~"

"And bring your cute little friend!~"

They both turned to the voice of VERY cute girls, who were flushed from the heat and party atmosphere. Félix finished the bottle in a hot second, before leaping into the pool, much to the delight of those already in it. Félix parted his soaked hair away from his face, to look at his friend.

"Come on! The water is GREAT!"

Augustín damn near choked as he finished his drink, adding his bottle to the ground with Félix's, before leaping towards the pool. His foot caught on a rock, and he faceplanted into the water, with his body landing on the cold hard ground. He heard the crowd exclaim in surprise, and he immediately whipped his head up. Félix looked ready to help him out, but Agustín wasn't having it. He pushed himself up and into the water, hearing cheers that followed as soon as he lifted himself back up. Félix laughed, before motioning to Agustín's face.

"You got a bloody nose, chamaco, head up."

Agustín accepted a napkin from someone outside of the pool, using it to hold against his nose. Worth it. He was about to ask Félix if he cleaned it up properly, before a shadow loomed over them.

"Hola Auggy~"

They both looked up at the voice. Pepa Madrigal. Showing LOTS of legs and chest in her shameless two piece. Now Agustín was more attracted to Julieta, but you put a pair of tits in front a boy, chances are he'll look.

"Uh...hola Pepa. You look nice."

"Gracias. Hola Félix~"

Félix nudged him out of the way, mumbling 'dibs' under his breath. A L O T of people liked Pepa, but no one more than Félix. He looked up at her like a lovesick puppy, with a hunger in his tone more akin to a wolf.

"Well buenas noches Pepa~...damn girl, you a bank? Because you got 'fine' all over you."

She giggled, slowly letting herself be drawn closer to him by her twin tails.

"Idiota...you're lucky you're cute."

"And you're lucky there's people around, mi vida."

Agustín groaned from the pain in his nose. He wasn’t gonna interrupt his buddies flow, but he was threatening to drip into the water.

"Hey, you okay?"

He looked up, and there she was. The most beautiful woman ever to exist. Julieta Madrigal. Hair lovely and curly, eyes soft and inviting, and just a big, sweaty set of...hearts, barely contained by her bra.

"I'm f-mierda!"

That REALLY hurt. He was pretty sure something was broken. He felt something slip into his hand, and immediately put it in his mouth, thinking it was her healing food. It was a towel. A used one.

"Oh my god I'm sorry I thought you just wanted to clean up-here I actually have an arepa for emergencies."

He was about to apologize for assuming, when he watched her pull an arepa. From her bra. He hesitated to bite into it, acknowledging the fact that this was technically touching her boobs, but bit into it when she looked at him oddly. He felt immediate relief as soon as the cheese hit his tongue, and started to wipe his face free of mess.

"Thank you. I needed that."

Oh the smile she gave. She was just so goddamn pretty. Félix looked up at both the girls, still fiddling with one of Pepa's ponytails.

"How'd you girls make it tonight anyway? Doesn't your mami watch you guys like a hawk?"

Pepa shrugged.

"Bruno is faking being sick for us. I THINK he volunteered because he gets to act. And get all of mami's attention."

"How do you fake being sick when your sister makes healing food?"

"Bruno is REALLY good at it. Mama won't know we're gone. Which is great, Julieta needed a break."

Julieta shrugged a bit, pushing some hair behind her ear in just the cutest way possible.

"It...IS nice to be out. Is the water nice?"

Félix spoke for him, clearly playing the wing man. Félix was ALWAYS trying to get them alone together.

"Why not come in and see, Jules?"

He grabbed her hand, and yanked her into the water. She cried out in surprise before she hit the water, and upon coming back up, immediately splashed Félix in retaliation.

"Oye- that was so MEAN Félix!"

"You're just mad because you dunno how to have fun!"

"Don't have fun without me, idiota!"

Pepa jumped in right after, nearly sending Félix down with her. Not that he seemed to particularly mind. Agustín wasn't gonna lie, he was having fun. Bathing in hot water, getting to talk to Julieta (he learned she loved mint, and made it a point to look for the proper cologne later), having shitty beers, and watching everyone just run amok. Julieta tried to ask Félix for another bottle, only to immediately cover the side of her face, cheeks ablaze. Agustín wasn't surprised that Pepa and Fèlix were making out, just that it took this long. Agustín snickered, trying to help her by offering his hand to help block the view.

"Hey, at least she's happy."

"I...suppose. I am too though. Félix said you'd be here, and it's...kinda why I came."

Oh he felt his ears buzzing, he felt his heart pounding as she looked up at him with those big, pretty eyes. He gulped, a bit louder than he meant to.

"You...came here for me?"

"And because Pepa insisted she 'say hi to Félix', but yes. I like talking to you. You're sweet."

There was silence between them, and he decided to pluck up the courage.

"Do you...wanna get out of here?"

"If you could bring me a towel, then yes."

Holy shit. He was walking out of here with Julieta Madrigal? He was dreaming. He caught Félix giving him a thumbs up mid make out as he got out of the water, walking to get her a towel. Then he heard laughter. Eyes were on him, and many pointed. Sure his shorts had rubber ducks on them, but this seemed a bit much.

"Agustín tiene una gamba!"

He looked down at himself, and realized in between it all, his shorts came off. He was naked. His face burned as he tried to cover both his front and the back, and the crowd erupted in laughter. Julieta wasn't looking at him, but Pepa and Fèlix definitely were. No way would someone as socially important as him would wanna be friends with him. He could imagine the shrimp related nicknames, and could picture the bromance break up so clearly. Then Fèlix got out of the water, standing next to him. Agustín yelled/whispered.

"What are you DOING?!"

"Shh, I got a plan."

Félix then just took off his swim wear, holding it up in the air like a damn flag.

"Tira, perras!"

Almost immediately, people started to cheer. Men took of swim trunks, girls took off their tops- it was a MAD HOUSE of nude, drunk idiots. A guy in the back, definitely on the wasted end, wooped as he held up his boxers.

"Fuck yeah Agustín!!!"

There were chants of 'Agustín' over and over, with Félix not only being the loudest voice out there, but the guy who held him still as people DOUSED him in the shittiest, coldest beer. He sat there, body hot from the water but quickly cooling thanks to the drinks. He was basking in the attention, in the adoration, and honestly? He was glad Félix talked him into this.

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"Shhh!!! cállate!"

Félix snickered as his buddy helped him inside. It was WAY late, but who cared? They saw, they drank, Félix made out with the cutest girl in their class- it was a good night. Agustín reached into his closet, handing him a fresh towel. Félix snickered as he ran the towel over his body, drying himself just enough so he could sit on his buddies bed. As he rubbed it over his hair, he looked at his buddy with a smirk on his face.

"That's rude, given the fact that I made you the 'it' guy at the party! They were chanting your NAME, chamaco!"

Agustín looked a little embarrassed, given his red ears, before he chuckled.

"It...was nice. Thanks for the save, by the way. You didn't have to do that."

"What? And let you drown? Never. We've been friends since we were like, six. You aren't getting rid of my ass. Speaking of, guess who kept looking at YOURS, my guy!"

Félix leaned over to smack his little white ass, making him yelp. Agustín still couldn't find his clothes after the party, so they both made it here naked as the day they were born. Agustín huffed, turning to keep his ass away from him.

"Julieta was just in shock. I just think- okay can you put YOUR shorts on? THIS, is very distracting."

"Nope, that's not how my bros work. You gonna see my dick until it stops being weird."

"W-HOW?"

Félix leaned back, legs open, gesturing for him to look.

"We just need this little pow wow- look at it."

"I'm NOT looking at it."

"Dude I've LIVED this. Look at my dick for a minute."

Agustín didn't, and only looked at his face when he snapped his fingers.

"Félix dude come on, it's one thing to occasionally see it in the locker room-"

"Dude trust me. I've done this with all my friends. Just like a minute. Literally I've been staring at yours this whole conversation."

Agustín covered himself in shame, before groaning as he relented. Félix sat back still and let Agustín full on look at his dick. A few seconds into it, Agustín finally spoke.

"I. I kinda see what you see mean."

"SEE!? Now you can see my dick at any point and it's not weird. Especially the dick of the guy who got you Julieta's attention ~"

He nudged his buddy until he got a grin out of him.

"Don't. I know where this is going, dude."

"Come on, who takes care of you?"

"You."

"I'm not hearing you!"

Félix wrapped his arm around Agustín's head, bringing him into the bed with him and giving him a noogie. Agustín laughed, trying in vain to get Félix off of him.

"You, alright!? Come on dude, get off!"

"Aw, come on 'Auggy'! You gonna let me pick on you? Huh? Huh?"

So he was being a bit much. He was drunk, his buddy was drunk, they were happy, you couldn't blame him. He couldn't help bullying his little buddy, just a bit.

"Dude, seriously, you're heavy! And Gordo!"

"Oye-big talk from a guy LITERALLY pinned under me right now."

It was innocent, boys being boys type shit. Until the door opened.

"Agustín, honey? We heard a noise-"

Agustín's parents were right there, and Fèlix felt himself freeze. They were all frozen, until Agustín finally said something.

"Maman, Papa! It's n-not what it looks like!"

Okay, so he was nude, on top of his friend, who was also nude. In his room. In his bed. In the early morning. Looked a LITTLE weird. His mother gulped, looking pale in the face.

"Dear god, please tell me you use protection."

"What? No no no, I don't! I-"

His mom fainted. Full on fainted. Fell like a sack of potatoes onto the floor. Her husband immediately tried to help her up, and Agustín looked at Félix, in PURE panic.

"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!"

"I'm sorry! Look if I was fucking your tiny ass I WOULD wrap it, I promise!"

"THAT'S NOT H E L P I N G, FÉLIX."

His dad looked up at him, panicking just as hard.

"Félix please, at LEAST put some clothes on!!"

Right. He was still naked as hell. He got off of Agustín, quickly put on his shorts, and tried to help his mom. She came to, only to faint again upon seeing Félix. Well you know what they say.

It's not a real party till someone faints.

#asks #not transformers #encanto #lemon #lemon themes at least #no actual fucking #Félix IS a bro tho totally #ride or die for his buddy #and Agustíns parents are more concerned over him being safe rather than if hes gay lets be clear

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