some of the ppl who follow me have these beautiful @'s with long, eloquent, deeply personal bios that read like NYT Saturday Profiles but w no age indicator so i unfortunately have to block. and then the next user in the list is cumdumpster5000 whose bio is 'google didn't show me this guy's dick and balls so now i'm here (19)' and i welcome them in with open arms
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When you're rocking SUCH a look but your purse completely clashes with it
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love that in a show about silly little firefighters it’s the water rescues that have me by the throat
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yesterday i bought 8 classics of literature, 3 well-respected mysteries, and a copy of bill and ted’s excellent adventure.
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I kinda find this funny actually. Three days of mental breakdown followed by sexy art
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reviewing f-statistics for the midterm and as far as im concerned the f stands for failure
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It's fun watching a match with no stakes in the game
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My neighbours have a big renovation going on and the music that the tradies are de playing is unexpectedly varied. In the morning they were playing ass shaking club bops and now as the workday draws to a close there playing J-Pop ballads
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on one hand im horny rn but on the other i want soup
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i copied my last text post into a document because while a complete mess and Not Good, it is (to me) a significant number of words and ive decided to count it as my At Least 200 Words for the day because the idea of forcing myself to make pretend progress on a story im embarrassed of is giving me a stomach ache
and anyway when i pasted it the tags showed up fine but the text was in white, and there's something about those particular words being invisible in a word doc that just speaks to me. not enough to like... fix me, obviously. but im not gonna stop thinking about it.
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are you a “i’m not going to leer at the minis, you fucking maniacs” murph or a “when i use clockwork leeches it gets me off” murph
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