#Diabolik lovers quiz | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dialovers-translations · 2 years

Text

DIABOLIK LOVERS CHAOS LINEAGE Stellaworth Tokuten Drama CD: “The Vampire’s Every Day: Board Game Edition ~ Kou/Yuma VS Carla/Shin ~”

Original title:「ヴァンパイア達の日常ボードゲーム編～コウ・ユーマVSカルラ・シン～」

Source: Diabolik Lovers Chaos lineage Animate Tokuten Drama CD

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Suzuki Ryouhei, Tatsuhisa Suzuki, Morikawa Toshiyuki & Morikubo Shoutarou

Translator’s note: This set of drama CDs has been incredibly entertaining so far and while this one definitely has some great moments as well, I am a bit sad to see that it follows a different pattern from the Sakamaki’s CDs. Instead of playing a magical board game in which all events from the game also occur in real life, they’re instead working as teams and facing off against each other. That being said, there are a bunch of hilarious moments, so I’d definitely recommend giving it a listen!

→ LIKE MY TRANSLATIONS? SUPPORT ME ON KO-FI!

The crowd cheers.

*Clap clap clap*

Yuma: Fuck yeah! We won this match too!

Kou: Mmh~! Victory is as good as ours now! …Well then, I wonder who we’re up against in the finals?

Carla: …Your opponent would be us.

Kou: Why are you two Founders participating in a gaming tournament organized by Kaminashi City’s department store…!?

Shin: Why does it matter? Is there a rule that forbids us Founders from joining?

Kou: I didn’t say that, did I?

Shin: I mean, you guys are participating as well despite being Vampires, aren’t you? What’s your motive?

Yuma: What do ya mean? ‘s obvious! We have no win no matter what to get our hands on the prize!

Carla: Heh. I see. I suppose you two are also after…that.

Yuma: Yeah, exactly! …Distributed only by Kaminashi City’s department store…

Carla: The exclusive, hand-selected goodie box, is it?

Yuma: Exactly! We need to win that prize at all costs! He…Ruki is sitting at home, eagerly waiting for us to bring back that box which has both soy sauce AND detergent amongst other things.

Kou: Mmh. I mean, it's not actually that serious of a matter. Anyway, Ruki-kun told us to bring the prize back home. It’s such a rare chance to get both soy sauce and detergent for free, so we definitely want to win to help Ruki-kun in his money-saving endeavors! So please, would you be so kind as to let us have the win~?

Shin: Haah? Don’t be ridiculous! We have our own reasons why we want that prize so badly. Right, Nii-san?

Carla: Exactly…One of the items granted to the winner is a cured ham sample set. I need to get my hands on this no matter what. Therefore, we will mercilessly destroy everyone who stands in our path. Yes, for the sake of my cured ham…!

Yuma: Interestin’! We also made a deal with Ruki that in return for helpin’ him save money, he’ll increase the amount of side dishes at dinner by one! So in this match…Founders or not, we’re not losin’ to ya bastards!

*Diiiing*

Yuma: So? What are we playin’? I’m pretty sure the final match has some kind of special ruleset?

Kou: Mmh! Exactly! Let me see…According to the tournament’s official guidelines…

*Flip*

Kou: Seems like it’s a quiz of some sorts.

Shin: Yup, you’re right. Come on, look at your feet. The ground looks like a huge board game, doesn’t it? First you have to spin this roulette over here, then proceed as many squares as the number you rolled, before answering the question written on there. If both of you can give a correct answer, you get to stay on that spot. If you get it wrong, you have to go back to the previous square you were on. I guess whichever duo reaches the goal first, takes the win. As for the quiz part, apparently it’s meant to test just how much you know about your partner. Well, I’m sure it’ll be a piece of cake with the excellent teamwork between Nii-san and I. Heh.

Kou: Hehe~ We won’t lose in that regard either! …Right, Yuma-kun~?

Yuma: Guess so. We’ve got a long history together, so we pretty much have a mutual understandin’ of each other!

Carla: Thoughtless fools. We shall give you a taste of your own incompetence. Let the match begin! Brace yourself, Mukami brothers.

Yuma: Yeah! Bring it on!

Kou: Okay then~! The coin toss decided that Yuma-kun and I will go first. Yuma-kun, please make sure not to break the roulette when you spin it, okay?

Yuma: Yeah, I know! ‘Kay! Time to spin this bad boy!

Yuma spins the roulette.

Yuma: One, two, three, four…Yup! This is the one! Let’s see…What does it say? ’Answer with your partner’s hobby’. …Hah! These questions are even easier than I thought!

Kou: Is it really? I’m expecting a correct answer now, Yuma-kun!

Shin: Hey! You can’t talk with each other once you’ve started writing down the answer, okay?

If you do, I’m getting you both disqualified on the spot!

Kou: Oh shut up! We know that! …Here, Yuma-kun. Write the correct answer on this board. I’ll also write mine, so make sure to get my hobby right, okay?

Yuma: Yeah! Leave it to me!

*Scribble scribble*

Shin: …This quiz really is way too easy. I’m pretty sure he’ll actually get this one right. We might just lose at this point, so isn’t there some way I could…? …! Right!

Carla: Hm? What’s the matter, Shin? Did you think of something?

Shin: Hey, Nii-san! By the way…Have you heard the latest rumor yet?

Carla: …Oi, no need to shout, I can hear you just fine either way. A Founder should know better than to make a fuーー

Shin: (whispers) Oh come on, Nii-san! Just play along with me for a sec! (talks louder again) Word has it that a certain Mukami Kou has been attending yoga classes at the school right across the station!

Carla: Hooh? Yoga, you say? I must say, he has a good taste. I have actually taken an interest in it as of late as well. Yoga is actually quite complex, you see, improving both one’s physical and mentalーー

Shin: (whispers) Sorry, Nii-san! I promise I will listen to your lecture on the benefits of yoga some other day!

ーー No, no! I’ve just been spotting him by the station quite often during the weekend as of late, so I’m sure he’s pretty passionate about it! I was so surprised, I even double checked to make sure it was really him!

Yuma: …Hah? Kou’s goin’ to the yoga school? That’s a first for me though…I thought he liked dance instead? Don’t tell me…Did he change hobbies recently!? Ugh…I’m confused now!

Shin: Hehe…He’s hesitating for sure! You better it all wrong now, Yuma!

Carla: Shin. Which yoga school would you personally recommend to me? As a Founder, I do not want to attend just any run-of-the-mill yoga class.

Shin: Yeah...Right. We can talk about that later, okay?

*Whistle*

Yuma: …Fuck! I gotta make up my mind at some point! I’m goin’ with this as my answer!

*Scribble scribble*

Kou: H-Hey, Yuma-kun? Everything alright over there? It looked like you were struggling quite a bit…

Yuma: Y-Yeah…! I’m fine! There’s no way I’d get this wrong ‘bout you!

Kou: Mmh, you’re right. I have faith in you! Let’s reveal our answers at the same time then! Ready…Go!

They both flip their boards around.

Yuma: Yoga!

Kou: Dance!

Yuma: Hah!?

Kou: Eh!?

*BZZZZT*

Kou: Hold up! Yuma-kun!? How could you get this one wrong!? When did I ever mention liking yoga!?

Yuma: Ah!? B-But they were talkin’ ‘bout it! They said you’ve gotten hooked on the stuff as of late and have been attendin’ some kind of yoga school!

Kou: Why would you believe what our opponent says!? That was obviously a lie! This sucks~ Just how many years have we spent together now!? You idiot! Doofus!

Yuma: Hah…? A lie…? Then, they…tricked me?

Kou: So you actually did believe them…I can’t believe you fell for such an obvious scheme…I had faith in you too…

Shin: Hehehe…! You have to be pretty naive to fall for that. I guess this just proves that Vampires really are the inferior species amongst us.

Carla: My thoughts exactly. It is simply laughable how you would believe the enemy over your own brother and ultimately fall for such a blatant lie. Now be a man and accept your defeat.

Shin: …I mean, you kind of fell for it too, Nii-san. …Anyway, it’s finally our turn! We’ll show you two the true strength of us Founders! I’m going to spin the roulette now!

Shin spins the roulette.

Shin: Five! Come on, Nii-san. Onwards we go!

Carla: Yes.

Shin: One, two, three, four…and five! Let’s see…Our question is also ‘answer with your partner’s hobby!’

Carla: Heh. I see. That’s it? No big deal. …Shin. I can trust that you know exactly what my hobby is, correct?

Shin: Yeah! Leave it to me, Nii-san!

*Scribble scribble*

Kou: Fuck…It’d be so frustrating if this leads to our loss… …Hey, Shin-kun~ Did you know? Carla-kun’s hobby is actually bonsai art~!

*Whistle*

Shin: You must be a fool if you think I’m going to fall for that.

Carla: Truly idiotic. I have only dabbled a little into the art of bonsai.

Shin: Exactly! Nii-san has nevーー …Eh!? You actually have!? Hold up. My current answer is the correct one, right? Your hobby is actually still ‘that’, isn’t it!? I’m going to turn around my board now, okay? It’ll be fine, right!? Ready…go!

*Thud*

Carla & Shin: Collecting paintings

*Ding ・ dong*

Carla: Correct. …Well, I suppose that was only to be expected.

Shin: Phew, thank god…! I was sweating for a second there, but I guess we are the best after all!

Kou: Aah~ I guess they got one step ahead of it.

Yuma: Don’t sweat it, Kou. It’s only the first round! We can still turn things ‘round, can’t we? So don’t give up hope and let’s keep goin’!

Kou: Yuma-kun…Mmh! The game has only just started! It’s our turn again now! Let’s push forward!

Yuma: Yeah! That’s the spirit! …’Kay! I’m gonna spin the roulette!

*Rattle*

Yuma: Three! Let’s go.

Kou: Yes~!

They proceed three squares.

Yuma: So, what’s written on there now?

Kou: Um…Let’s see…’How tall is the Kaminashi Tower? Choose the string with the correct answer.”

Yuma: Haah!? The fuck’s with that serious quiz question…!? It has nothin’ to do with the damn theme either! How are we supposed to know that!?

*Tick tock tick tock tick tock*

Kou: Uwah…They’ve even got that timer music playing in the background…This sort of thing always makes me even more nervous.

Shin: Hey, what’s wrong, Mukami’s~? How about you stop dawdling and pick an answer already? Don’t tell me you can’t even answer such an easy question?

Yuma: Aah…!? Don’t be grinnin’ over there! Shin, that bastard…I dare bet that he doesn’t know the answer either!

Kou: Aah, but what to do? I have no idea either! …Hey, do you know, Yuma-kun?

Yuma: What makes ya think I do!? …Wait, hold up…But Ruki said somethin’ ‘bout the height of Kaminashi tower the other day…

Kou: Eh? Really!? Come on, remember it, Yuma-kun! Quick, hurry~!

Yuma: Don’t be ridiculous! Back then I honestly didn’t give a flyin’ fuck so I kind of just listened mindlessly and don’t remember any of it!

Kou: Poor Ruki-kun…At least pretend to be interested in the things he talks about every now and then…

*Whistle*

Yuma: Time’s up already!? Aah, whatever! It’s probably this one! Ready? I’m gonna pull the string!

Kou: Go ahead! At this point, I just have to trust you! Pull it with everything you’ve got!

Yuma: Ready…go! There!

Yuma pulls the string.

*PANG*

*SPLASH*

Kou: Waaah…!

…

Uu…This sucks…Why didn’t they tell us we’d get water dumped all over us if we picked the wrong answer?

Yuma: Ugh…What did I do to deserve this…?

Shin: Aah~ That was hilarious! Thanks for giving me such a great show! I guess winning this whole thing will be easier than we thought. Thank god we ended up against you guys in our final match.

Kou: Keh…I can’t believe we haven’t earned a single point yet. I’m feeling really dispirited right now.

Carla: It was only to be expected with us as your opponents. Well then, Shin. Spin the roulette for the next round.

Shin: Good idea. I think it’s about time we end this farce.

*Rattle*

Shin: Six, huh? If we can get the question right, we’ll be right at the finish line! One, two, thee, four, five…six!

Carla: This square, huh? Shin. What is written on it?

Shin: For some reason, it’s the only one in a different color. Let’s see…’Special square’, it says.

Carla: What does that mean?

Shin: Hmー I see…Apparently everyone has to compete for this one, including Kou and Yuma.

Carla: I see. I suppose this is the ideal opportunity to show the overwhelming difference in power between us. Yuma! Kou! Both of you, come join us here!

Kou and Yuma walk up to them.

Yuma: ‘Join us here’, my ass! Don’t be tellin’ me what to do!

Kou: What’s going on? Seems like you landed on a special square? What will happen?

Carla: Apparently we have to undergo a trial in which we are confined to this area and must mercilessly hurl these sheer white solidifications of fat at the opponent’s vital points

Yuma: Hah!? I have no idea what you’re sayin’, mate!

Kou: Sometimes Carla-kun truly speaks in riddles, doesn’t he?

Shin: Are you guys making fun of him!? It’s not his fault that you’re too stupid to understand him! Fine, I’ll explain it in a way that anyone can understand, okay? We’re going to battle it out in what you’d call a ‘pie throwing contest’ by human world standards. Whichever pair can collect the most points by hitting the opponent with these pies, wins.

Carla: Furthermore, it says that whoever wins this battle, will automatically win the entire game. It would appear to me that we can settle the score with this.

Yuma: Hah! I like the sound of that! Not only does it save a bunch of time, but the rules are nice and simple!

Kou: Guess so~! Yuma-kun, this could be our chance! If we can collect a bunch of points, we could run away with the victory!

Yuma: Yeah. They’ve really made a fool out of us the whole time, so I think it’s time we return the favor.

Shin: Ah-ah~ I have to say, you sore losers really got lucky. Our victories from earlier are basically in vain now.

Carla: Oh well, it is fine. All we have to do is win, regardless of the conditions. It is as simple as that. Our mission remains the same.

Shin: I guess you’re right. As to be expected of Nii-san! You always know exactly what to say!

Yuma: Oi, ya fuckers! How much longer are ya gonna blabber on for!? Stop whinin’ and let’s get this battle started!

Carla: Very well. As you wish, I shall have you succumb to me at once.

*Ding*

Yuma: Let’s get this party started! …Take this!

*SPLAT*

Carla: How insolent…

Shin: Hah…!

*SPLAT*

Kou: …Woah! That was close! …Time for revenge!

They continue throwing pies at each other.

Shin: You’re only wasting your time…! Just admit defeat already!

*Woosh*

*SPLAT*

Kou: Wah! We’re going to win this one no matter what…!

*SPLAT SPLAT*

Carla: I must say…You have some nerve to throw those fatty clumps at me.

*SPLAT*

Shin: Hah…!

*SPLAT*

Shin: Fuck! I can’t get any of them to hit…! Stop running around from left to right…! You pesky littleーー God!

Kou: Hehe~ You can throw in the towel if you want~

*SPLAT SPLAT*

Yuma: Ah…Fuck! You’re so damn persistent! Just give up already…!

*SPLAT*

Shin: Why don’t you two admit defeat instead!?

*SPLAT SPLAT*

Carla: Shin. We are running out of time. Let us settle this with our next throw.

Shin: Yeah, I know, Nii-san! This is the end for you two…!

*SPLAT*

Yuma: Hah! Why are ya talkin’ as if you’ve won already!? We’re the ones who will land the final blow!

Kou: Exactly! Let’s grab the win…and bring back home those prizes to Ruki-kun and Azusa-kun!

Yuma: Yeah! This is it!

*Woosh*

*SPLAT*

Carla: Hah. Do not get ahead of yourself. As if we would ever lose to a mere bunch of Vampires.

Shin: Let’s go, Nii-san! …Uwah!?

*Thud*

Shin: Owowow…What happened? My foot slipped…I’m covered in cream now as well…This seriously sucks…

Carla: Ugh…Shin…Shin!!

Shin: Nii-san, what’s wrong!? It looks like you can barely breathe! …Wait? Uwah! I’m so sorry!! I stepped on the edge of your scarf!

Carla: Shin…! Please just…step…aside…

Kou: Hahaha! What are those guys doing? Yuma-kun, I think this might be our chance~! Finish it with those two pies in your hands!

Yuma: Gotcha! …Take this!!

*WOOSH*

Carla & Shin: …!?

*SPLAT*

Kou: We did it! Right in their faces!

Carla & Shin: Ugh…

*DING ・ DING*

*Clap clap clap*

Yuma: Phew…That was the bell signalin’ the end of the game.

Kou: Hooray! Look at the scores! We turned things around and won!

Yuma: Yeah!

Shin: No way…You’ve got to be kidding me…

Carla: Ridiculous…How could I lose…?

Kou: Fufu~ Check that out, Yuma-kun! Their sheer white faces are a must-see!

Yuma: Ahaha! You guys look hilarious! I’m pretty sure I’ll remember this moment forever! Hahaha…

Shin: How dare you throw a pie in Nii-san’s face…I won’t let you make a laughingstock of him like that!

Kou: What are you saying? His face ended up covered in cream because you tripped, remember?

Carla: I cannot believe it…I lost to some lowly Vampires…

Yuma: You should just genuinely admit defeat. ‘Almighty Founders’

Shin: I won’t…I refuse to accept this…!!!

ーー THE END ーー

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #kou mukami #yuma mukami #carla tsukinami #shin tsukinami #diabolik lovers translation #diabolik lovers drama cd #drama cd

196 notes · View notes

flappernouveau · 3 months

Link

Wow! I love these quizzes so much! I’m always surprised by the results, and true to form, I didn’t expect Carla to be driven mad by my....well, niceness.

Though not the first time someone has told me I’m “too nice,” it might be the first time there were serious unintended consequences! To think my offerings of sympathetic camaraderie (because I, too, suffer from a chronic autoimmune condition) and a ham-laced lunch would push him over the edge...truly, I had no idea. I mean, I was just being myself. And he doesn’t really show his feelings, it’s not like I knew he, you know, had an obsession.

On the bright side, I’m an artist, too. Maybe that first dinner together after he kidnaps me won’t be totally awkward since I have an excellent conversational topic of mutual interest at the ready. You know, I’ve always wanted to see Carla’s paintings...and I think I may have no choice now.

#uquiz

1 note · View note

baekhvuns · 1 year

Note

Omg yes they need to play sisters again! I bet your friend was shocked hahahah. I remember spotting random celebs in London constantly it was normal, but always kinda "👁👁"

I'm glad your uni wasn't part of that terrible movie 🔫 🥑 statute?! Photos please?!

Every time someone mentions obsessed fans on Twt or even directly shade certain accounts, some people come at them with the "omg you're jealous" "leave them alone, they support Ateez" "you should be grateful for their photos/videos".... shut up, please. Guess we're not dedicated enough, bestie, cause TRUE fans wouldn't mind travelling through 5 countries and seeing them 15 times in a row

True true the Black Prince guy was an Usui wannabe... omfg I thought you meant Subaru from Diabolik Lovers - another cursed shit

Be my guest and use the line ahhahahahaah, because some foreheads are empty 💔 Wait what day passes on Webtoon? I can still binge-read most things, unless they're finished

It would be sad if this was Loona's end, but they've been mistreated for a long time and maybe they'd be able to come back somehow. If not then at least they'll be free

Also the Korean coach getting a red card? What's going ooooon. England beat Wales 3:0 another war within the United Kingdom nation lmao. Also poor Iranian players, they were forced to sing their national anthem otherwise they'd be tortured???

The funniest thing is Soohyuk isn't even old enough to be Seonghwa's father like??? 😭 But he looks very mature so I get it

You gotta watch Holiday (I would kill for Hwa as Jude Law's character AU 🤲🏻) and Love Rosie because what's going on Baeksy 💀 I genuinely do not remember watching The 5 Year Engagement, I know I did, but it didn't leave any impression on me </3 also I hate Chris Pratt aksgjayskayahbshahashnsna

I'M SORRY BUT ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON SEONGHWA'S PARADIGM COVER I'M GONNA KISS HIM ON HIS LIPSTICK SMEARED MOUTH. This is AK and vampire at the same time O_O I'm in danger. VAMPIRE DEVIL

They really make us pay so much for a regular plastic case... Idk why are Japanese comebacks like that. Mingi's photocards too... but I need to obtain all the Hwa's first 🙃

I also want to keep experiencing blonde Hwa, but he hasn't re-dyed his hair in a while so idk. I saw someone on my timeline tweet "I miss black haired Hwa" I'm about to block, I don't need this kind of negativity 🔫 But yeah better break all the scissors

Grandpa San is still alive?! I'm dying

Oh so it's your turn to dream, heh. Was he your driver as well?

I saw the EXO news and immediately thought of you Baek!

I'm???

This is the worst quiz description I have ever read, no joking 🔪 The only relatable things are my dyed hair and maybe daddy issues (though my mommy issues are stronger lol) and quality time 💀 Baek I'm traumatised. I retook it and it got better

HYUNA AND DAWN?! I'm so sad, but I hope they're happy. Dawn needs to enlist soon, so... 💔

Uhm, this outfit, the Christmas tree, he's my Hallmark movie ML, my Christmas gift... - DV 💖

hello!!! EURO TOUR???

Omg yes they need to play sisters again! I bet your friend was shocked hahahah. I remember spotting random celebs in London constantly it was normal, but always kinda "👁👁"

THEY REALLY NEED TOO! sometimes i think how perfect olivia would’ve been if she was casted in harry potter 😭😭 bestie eVERYONE IN LONDON ATP,, but my uni had the percy jackson cast film recently but the snow storm made it 📉📈📉

I'm glad your uni wasn't part of that terrible movie 🔫 🥑 statute?! Photos please?!

IM SO GLAD TOO DBDBD and the avocado statue 😭😭😭 it’s a vv common hook up spot 😭😭

YOO SERIOUSLY!!! ppl start pulling the “but their content” or “at least there’s dedicated fans” ????? that’s not dedications that’s obsessions??? 😭😭 the difference is minuscule

True true the Black Prince guy was an Usui wannabe... omfg I thought you meant Subaru from Diabolik Lovers - another cursed shit

one can NEVER be a usui, NEVER. no bc both of them are shit 😭😭🤚🏼 hated diabolik lovers with a passion and wILL NEVER WATCH IT omg do u rmr dancing with the devils 👀 ok what’s ur top 3 animes u absolutely hate

Be my guest and use the line ahhahahahaah, because some foreheads are empty 💔 Wait what day passes on Webtoon? I can still binge-read most things, unless they're finished

some foreheads are indeed empty, t’was me last night <3 wAIT WAIT WAIT??? THEY TOOK IT OFF??? i remember it was like i could only read one ep for 24 hours bc of the free pass they gave and they’d only give one pass 😭😭 but saw men of harem at its season 1 finale and guess that’s what im reading tn <3

It would be sad if this was Loona's end, but they've been mistreated for a long time and maybe they'd be able to come back somehow. If not then at least they'll be free

it really would be but i think the fans won’t let them die! stan loona will be everywhere, i hope bbc isn’t petty but i know they will be bc they might not get the name trademark unless sm signs them bc lsm and-

NOO WHAT IS GOING ONNNN,, IM SCREAMING I SAW IT ON TWT WHYS THERE A WAR ARENT YALL BASICALLY THE SAME 😭😭😭 istg the older man crying had me so sad bc it’s not even sad atp it’s just literal insane fear,,, ALSO??? GERMANY??? JAPAN??? germany could’ve got like 12 goals if not for the constant hit on the net,,, begging them to loose so argentina wins against them once at least 😭😭

The funniest thing is Soohyuk isn't even old enough to be Seonghwa's father like??? 😭 But he looks very mature so I get it

u know what he’s old enough to be?? our sugar daddy im gonna dm for info <3 and then hand in marriage <3 IF NOT HIS DAD THEN HIS BROTHER

ILL KEEP IT IN MY WATCHLIST MY FINALS ARE ALMOST OVER U BET IM WATCHING EVERY SINGLE ROMCOM RELEASED,, U HATE CHRIS PRATT??? WHAT’D HE DO TO U 😭😭

I'M SORRY BUT ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON SEONGHWA'S PARADIGM COVER I'M GONNA KISS HIM ON HIS LIPSTICK SMEARED MOUTH. This is AK and vampire at the same time O_O I'm in danger. VAMPIRE DEVIL /// They really make us pay so much for a regular plastic case... Idk why are Japanese comebacks like that. Mingi's photocards too... but I need to obtain all the Hwa's first 🙃

FBWNDBWK U BETTER ANON U NEED TO GET UR HANDS ON IT DO IT DO IT DO IT !!! ur so right, the perfect vampire human au <3 hwa twilight when yEAAAHH bc like the jpn albums don’t tend to have a lot of photo books pages no? like super thin, so why we pay more ayo 😭😭

blond hair hwa >>> yellow blond hair hwa,,, COME ON THERES SOMEONE EVERY TWO DAYS SAYING THEY MISS BLACK HAIR HWA, OKAY! WE GET IT! BUT LET OTHER COLOURS LIVE A LITTLE 😭😭😭

Grandpa San is still alive?! I'm dying /// Oh so it's your turn to dream, heh. Was he your driver as well?

ITS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭 one of my friends goikg to the concert is doikg the attorney woo sign “woo to the young to the woo” for wooyoung fbdb,,,

he unfortunately was not my driver. apparently i didn’t know this was a thing but apparently i have a chase kink, and it was like?? he was running after me?? we were in a uni setting and i was like “no! im not gonna talk to u!” and kept running bc he was laughing, but i had this like nervous giddiness and i was running and running knowing he was behind me and he kept tryna come in front out of nowhere but i would duck and run?? and i tried hiding but like the entire school was in on it??? THIS IS MY YN STORY ANON,, and i opened a class door and was greeted with a ongoing class and my sibling sitting there going “wtf?” and i rmr yelling “shit” out loud and i thought it was so loud that i yelled it outside of my sleep,, YEAH AND LILE I KEPT WAKING UP,, BUT EVERYTIME I CLSOED NY EYES THE DREAM WOULD PICK UP FROM THERE,, this is my yn story <3

I saw the EXO news and immediately thought of you Baek!

bestie what’s happening, woke up to ateez EURO TOUR????? and i hadn’t even opened my eyes properly and they went full wide and i internally screamed dv anon, NOW superm (he’s gone???) cb??? ateez already in canada???? in this snow 🙂🙂

TAEYANG CB??? AND NOW EXO 😭😭🤚🏼 NCT SAUDI??? nct habibi era <3

I'm???

LMFAOOO???? THE LAST ONE?? this is like university au, those clique of guys who do nothing but good around and major in computer science or business

anon the way my jaw. 👁👄👁 okay say what u wanna 🤚🏼👁👄👁🤚🏼

HYUNA AND DAWN?! I'm so sad, but I hope they're happy. Dawn needs to enlist soon, so... 💔

BRO??? THE ULTIMATE SHOCK EVER??? OUT OF NOWHERE??? the “i don’t believe in love” comments coming up now 😭😭 and 🧍🏻‍♀️AND

Uhm, this outfit, the Christmas tree, he's my Hallmark movie ML, my Christmas gift... - DV 💖

oh his hair. oh. my god. HE IS THE EPITOME OF A HALLMARK MOVIE OH MY GOD

🙂 giving very the junior who tutors u

uHHH

he’s sO????

also bestie what’s up with the euro tour pricing 😭😭

ITS CHRISTMAS SEASON BESTIE!! which also means ur birthday is coming close from what i rmr 🔫 pls skip to 00:09 seconds pls

and u know this guy?

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

0 notes

denkie · 3 years

Text

Diabolik Lovers tag

Thank you very much for linking me to the questionnaire ^u^ @raburabusama I’m new to the fandom! I still gotta play Ayato’s, Azusa’s, Yuma’s and Kou’s routes :)

Rules: Answer the questions and tag anyone else you wish to see participate~ Also tag me (@Vampiretsuki) if you do this because I would love to read your answers~!

1.- Who would you rather take to a night club, Carla or Azusa? As much as I love Carla I think he would begin to malfunction, like if someone bumped into him errrr, depending on his mood he might shoot a glare or absolutely cancel them. Or I could bribe him to not get angery with a bunch of ham sammiches. Azusa probably wouldn’t be too impressed either?? But I think he would be much easier to hang with in a environment like that.

2.- In a Science test would you copy Yuma’s test or Ayato’s test? Hmmmmm maybe Yuma’s, he seems like he might be a better student :)

3.- Would you rather have Kino and Azusa or Shin and Laito, as your Butlers? Oh my god how am I supposed to choose... I’m gonna go with Kino and Azusa because I think they have temperaments more suited to being a butler. Plus I get to be with Kino <3 I love Shin and Laito a lot too, it would be so chaotic though lmao

4.- Go on a date with Reiji at a Aquarium or go on a date with Subaru at a Cafe instead? 9000% going with reimji to the aquarium!!! yes let’s talk about aquatic life together! <3

5.- Would you rather go support/see Kou at one of his Concerts or go support/see Shu at one of his Violin Performances? hmmmmmmmm they both sound really fun, but a violin performance sounds more appealing!

6.- In a Math Project would you team up with Ruki and Shin or with Reiji and Yuma? I’m gonna pick Ruki and Shin because I love them, I’m so sorry reimji pls forgive ;-; he is a great teacher too.

7.- Who would you put your bets on, Kanato eating the most chocolates or Ayato eating the most Takoyakis? I think Kanato is more obsessive in what he loves, he would probably win.

8.- Sleep in Carla’s room, Subaru’s room or in Shu’s room? (You have the room to yourself, they aren’t there) Would you peek on their stuff? Carla’s room!!!!!! I wouldn’t touch anything I don’t have permission to. I’d just be looking around at every detail and commit it to memory.

9.- You’re a princess of the Victorian era! Your father has ordered that you have a bodyguard.. who would you choose as your personal bodyguard, Laito or Kou? I’m gonna choose Laito... yeah.. I’m game XD Even though Kou would probably be more thorough at being a bodyguard.

10.- Would you prefer to have Kino in his bat form as your pet or Shin in his wolf form as your pet instead? omg. I can’t choose, whaaaa. I love them! Hmmm.. I guess maybe Shin’s wolf form because.. I can ride on his back XD

11.- Break a fight between Kou and Ayato or between Laito and Kanato? I’m probably going to get absolutely cancelled if I interfere with Kanato, so I choose Kou and ayato, sorry Laito :(

12.- Who would you kiss on the cheek, who would you kiss on the forehead and who would you kiss on the eyelids? Options: Ruki, Subaru, Azusa. Kiss Ruki on the cheek o/////o kiss Subaru on the forehead kiss Azusa on the eyelid :3

13.- Take care of Shu and Reiji in their Chibi form or take care of Subaru and Kino in their Chibi form? Something about having the twins together sounds adorable, Shu and Reimji it is. but also Kino chibi >////<

14.- Sing/Perform in public Laito’s Q.E.D Song or Reiji’s Mr.ButterflyMask song? I’m a terrible singer but I choose Reiji’s Mr. Butterfly Mask song.

15.- Would you rather wear Ruki’s casual outfit or Yuma’s casual outfit? Ruki’s!!! I love his style so much <3<3

16.- Go on a Vacation trip with Shu, Kino and Ayato at a Amusement park or go with Shin, Azusa and Subaru at a Water Amusement Park? Ahhh Kino.... Shin.... I’ll go to the amusement park, but only because I think less fights might happen? I think Shin and Subaru will probably get into heaps of physical fights and smash things.

17.- Would you rather get lost in a forest with Reiji, Kino and Kou or with Ruki, Carla and Kanato? gahh I love 2 in each group..Being with Kanato and trying to think of a solution... I don’t know, he would probably be really high maintenance. I choose Reimji, Kino and Kou.

18.- Who would you cook breakfast for? Who would you make a scarf for? and Who would you do a drawing for? Options: Kou, Azusa, Shu. I shall cook for Kou I am the best at drawing out of those 3.. one portrait of Azusa comin up! and I don’t know how to knit but Shu would look cute with a scarf

19.- Participate in a Circus as Carla’s Knife thrower assistant or go to a Casino with Shin and be offered as a bet/reward by him in the Roulette Wheel game? (So if Shin looses you’ll be taken away by whomever won) Wow okay... I don’t want to be sold off to some random unless its one of the diaboys, probably wont happen. Please don’t let me die Carla! ;-;;;;; x.x

20.- Who would you rather catch by accident taking a shower, Yuma or Kanato? Yuma! Not only would he be nice to see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but I also don’t want to be stabbed to death lmao

I’d like to tag @diaboyspet @shusdeliciousneck @askcarla @miss-lynn @jardinsdeminuit I really apologise if you have done this before or if I have annoyed you! Thank you for the quiz @vampiretsuki ^o^

#Diabolik lovers #quiz #questionnaire #diahell

11 notes · View notes

carlatsukinamistolemyhamsandwich · 3 months

Text

Diaboy Yandere Quiz Results

So if you haven't taken my "which one of the diabolik lovers boys would go yandere for you?" quiz, you might want to do that before reading the rest of this post. If you have taken the quiz and are curious as to what the other results are like but don't want to retake said quiz 14 times, then this post is for you! Below the cut are the yandere!diaboy x reader drabbles for every diaboy + Karl that I wrote for the quiz.

Quick warning: These drabbles feature dark content including themes of imprisonment, torture, blackmail and stalking.

Combined these results have a total word count of 3.4k :') If you enjoy them, let me know which one is your favourite!

Shuu

You’re crying again. You’re not being loud about it but from where you’re currently splayed half on top of him—the heat of you warming his bones in lieu of the fireplace he refuses to light—it would be impossible for him not to notice the faint trembling of your body and the growing wet patch on his shoulder. There isn’t any point in saying much when you’re like this, which is somewhat ironic when you’re the only person he’d even consider putting the effort in for. Instead he shifts slightly, moving his arm over you so you’re more securely held against him while the other slips out one of his earbuds and places it into your ear instead. He’s not stupid, he knew what dragging you to the other side of the world—far away from everything you’d ever known—would do to you, but if he’s honest with himself he’d do it again in a heartbeat. It was your own fault, in a way, for making him care, for making the fear when he saw the way Reiji looked at you sharp enough to cut through the numbness he’d lived with for so long. Yes, it was you who’d sought him out in the first place, so no matter how miserable you might be now, you only had yourself to blame.

Reiji

The tea in your cup is poisoned. You’re sure of it, even without the faint bitterness tainting the delicate aroma, you can tell from the look in Reiji’s eyes alone—you’ve seen it often enough. The question is what concoction he’s prepared for you this time; whether he’s decided he’d rather you be numb and pliant or feverish with want. Still, you do not break your composure, remaining the image of grace as you lift the cup to your mouth. The tight corset your captor has forced upon is not nearly as constricting as the way he watches you, his own cup left ignored on the table. Months ago you’d have scoffed at the idea of someone willing drinking poisoned tea, but now you are aware the consequences if you do not will be far worse than whatever toxins he’s prepared for you. He won’t kill you, you don’t think, not when the way he looks at you can only be described as obsessive. You used to think it came from his desire to mold you into his ideal of a perfect partner, but now you’re not so sure. Sometimes, when you catch him watching you while you’re supposed to be asleep, you wonder if just maybe he simply wants you. A pity for him then, that no matter how many restraints he binds you with or drugs he pours down your throat, you will ensure your heart remains forever out of his reach.

Ayato

Blood always tastes at its best when the person being drunk from enjoys it. It’s something Ayato figured out after the old bastard let them loose in the human world, the occasional sacrificial bride being ferried in to keep them from causing enough trouble to attract unwanted attention. But no blood has ever tasted as sweet as yours when you’re pinned down beneath him, whimpering in the ecstasy of having your lifeblood drained away and mixing with his. He draws away only briefly to take note of your expression, eyes screwed up with tears of pleasure brewing at the corners. You look amazing like this, even better than you had in the cute little cheerleading outfit you’d worn to school sports games, back before he’d had his first taste of you. You’d screamed the first time, your usual bright enthusiasm falling off your features as you’d realized what he was. And yet you’d still come to your practice the very next day, a brightly coloured band-aid on your neck to hide the marks. When he’d come back for a second bite, you’d only struggled a little—enough to keep things interesting, but not so much that you could fool him into thinking you were actually trying to get away. No, you want to be here, he’s certain of it, and he’s generous enough to keep you.

Kanato

You’re alone again today. Sitting perfectly still, empty bento box in your lap, eyes shut as you listen to a soft melodic tune through your headphones. You look lovely like this, the moonlight filtering through the window painting the planes of your face a silvery hue. It's only the fact you look so peaceful—almost like one of his wax dolls—that keeps Kanato from tearing your headphones away. He will, once he's had enough of watching you like this, and he knows from your previous encounters that the wide-eyed expression you’ll make is almost as good as the one you wear now. The still healing marks from his fangs peek out from the collar of your white school shirt and the corner of his lips twist. You’ve not told any of your schoolmates of any of your encounters, he’s certain of it from how closely he’s been watching you. If anything, you’ve isolated yourself even further than you already were, only briefly exchanging pleasantries in that barely there voice of yours he’s grown so fond of. The air stirs faintly, a gentle breeze through a cracked open window, and you open your eyes. The fear is immediate as you take in his face, close enough to yours that you should have been able to feel his breath—if he had any need to breathe. He does now, to take in the scent of your terror, and it is oh so very sweet.

Laito

Laito has broken so many mortal things, he’s long since lost count. He can’t even remember what all of them looked like, but he does remember the expressions on their faces in their final moments—fervent devotion, desperation and sometimes just pure madness. You, however, he’s had for months, and yet the light has yet to fade from your eyes despite his very best efforts. Sometimes you even look at him with pity—likely due to what you’ve put together of his history from the scraps of it scattered over the manor—though those days have grown less frequently since he made your move to his room a permanent affair. Now when you look at him, it’s mostly filled with a hatred that burns brighter than any emotion he’s ever had from his other lovers. It’s intoxicating, more so than even your blood. Laito’s not sure when exactly he stopped wanting anyone else to see it—or when he stopped wanting anything else for that matter. He thinks you feel the same way, that you’d like nothing more than to see him dead, enough that it keeps the spark inside of you burning bright. You’d confessed to believing in love once in the early days and he’d laughed at you for it. Even now the memory makes him scoff, for the love you spoke of that day could never possibly compare to this.

Subaru

You get the impression you’re being watched. It’s subtle at first, a small movement at the corner of your eye that vanishes as soon as you turn towards it. A faint prickle on the back of your neck every so often when you walk through the hallway. It doesn’t take long for things to escalate, until you can no longer shake the feeling of eyes on you almost everywhere you go. You think there’s something else going on too, the underclassman who you could have sworn had a crush on you now refuses to so much as look at you and he’d gone running like the devil himself was on his tail when you’d tried to approach him. Other people around you have started behaving weirdly too, a strange hush following you wherever you go, your fellow students going out of their way to avoid jostling you when you have move classrooms between lessons. There is one constant in all of this, and you’re starting to wonder if he might somehow be responsible for it. Subaru Sakamaki, despite the prestige of his father’s name, has the air of someone who’s had a difficult life. You’d decided to make an effort to be kind to him when you’d first noticed it, not necessarily going out of your way to hunt him down, but to grant him a little more patience and understanding than you might normally. He’s currently the only person who hasn’t started acting like you’ve contracted some horrible contagious disease, but you do catch him looking at you strangely sometimes. The moment he notices and immediately turns away are the few occasions you no longer feel watched. His expression in those moments is a bit like someone caught between wanting something but feeling conflicted over whether or not they should have it. And for some reason, the thought that he may eventually make up his mind fills you with nothing but dread.

Ruki

You’re being difficult again. It’s not that Ruki had believed you were past this stage—far from it in fact—but he had thought the punishment you’d received in your last session with him might have at least served as a temporary reminder to not push his limits again so soon. He knows the wounds have yet to properly heal from the faint trace of your blood that blossoms in the air whenever you move in a way that strains the skin of your back—and yet still you insist on running your mouth. Ruki regards you coldly for a moment. Back when he’d first met you, he might have mistaken the look on your face for defiance, but now he takes note of how brightly your eyes shine, the faint tremble of your lower lip. You’re lashing out because you’re afraid, like a cornered animal that hasn’t yet learnt not to bite the hand that feeds. He closes his book and places it to the side, not missing the way you try to hide your flinch as he stands up. There need to be consequences for this type of behaviour, there’s no point in putting this much effort into your training if not, but rather feeling annoyed, Ruki finds himself almost pleased at the prospect. For as much as your insolence grinds, there’s something about the way your tough façade breaks almost as soon as he gets started—and in the way you fall apart under his hands with the sting of antiseptic that follows. You cling to him sometimes, half delirious with pain, and it’s those moments he finds he savours the most.

Kou

Kou chuckles as you cling onto his arm, still unused to the heels he’d forced you into before you left the mansion. It’s honestly pretty cute, although not as cute as the way you keep glancing around anxiously, convinced that at any moment now his fans will appear around the corner and start baying for your blood. That same fear, however, is the only reason you’re here in the first place—his demand in return for not posting staged pictures of the two of you tangled together online. You’re actually doing pretty well all things considered, you even manage to flash him a wobbling smile when he tells you about the café he’s taking you to. Kou can’t quite decide what he likes most about about your little arrangement—that you’ve gotten good enough at acting that he can almost pretend you’re on a date with him because you want to be, or that the scent of your fear in the air tells him is doesn’t really matter because he has you right in the palm of his hand.

Yuma

Yuma’s used to people being intimidated by him. If not for his stature, and it usually is, then the way he speaks is often enough to set those around him slightly on edge. Not you though. No, the first time you meet, you look him dead in the eye without a hint of any sort of fear in your face. It’s not a judging look either, more of an assessment, that you realize he is used to being one of the biggest people in the room but that will carry no weight with you. It feels more like a challenge than anything else, and he feels the tips of one of fangs peek out from where the corner of his lip curls into a smirk. You never show fear when you look at him in any of your subsequent meetings either, even when you really should—like now, when he’s keeping your hands secured above your head with only the sheer weight of him. You're not stupid enough to put up a real fight, not when you can already feel the strain on your bones from his grip, but you are stubborn. And the defiance in your face even when you’re pinned helplessly just makes your blood taste all the sweeter for it.

Azusa

It had been an accident, the first time you’d pushed him down the stairs. You’d been in a rush, running late to one of your classes, when you’d tripped over your own feet, the hand you threw out to steady yourself slamming into the back of someone you hadn’t realized was there. All you could do was watch with a look of horror as the figure lost their balance and fell right down the otherwise abandoned stairwell. Perhaps you should have registered there was something wrong then, when instead of crying or getting angry at you or having any sort of normal response to being shoved down a set of stairs, Azusa—as you’d later come to find out his name was—had simply sat up and stared up at you like you were some kind of god. The second time you’d pushed Azusa down the stairs was less of an accident. He hadn’t left you alone after the first unfortunate incident and no amount of apologizing or promises it wouldn’t happen again were enough to get rid of him. One day, he’d managed to corner you after the ring of the final bell, standing so close you could feel an eerie coldness emanating from his body, and you felt the final threads of your patience snap. In truth, you hadn’t registered how close you were to those wretched stairs—too focused on the primitive part of your brain that screamed to get away from the strange boy—and thus, the quick short shove you gave him was enough to send him tumbling a second time. You’d stood there, frozen, as he slowly sat up, a rivulet of blood trailing down his face from where he must have knocked his head on the way down. And yet the injury was not the most appalling part of the scene. No, that right was reserved for the look of pure adoration in his eyes, directed straight at you.

Carla

You’re too kind for your own good. It’s something Carla’s become painfully aware of over the months he’s known you. At first he’d believed you were simply frightened by him, acting on his wishes to avoid his wrath as so many others had done in the past. But he’s familiar with the scent of your fear now and it is not fear you feel when you check on him after hearing the Endzeit-induced coughs from his room or when you make dishes with cured ham for him after he let slip that he was fond of it. It is a weakness, he thinks, but one he could perhaps tolerate if simply reserved for him. It is not however, anyone who crosses your path is greeted with your good nature and it eats at Carla’s insides far more than the disease rotting his blood. He is the Founder King, he should be able to have what he wants. And he will have you, all of you, so that no one else ever will.

Shin

Shin knows you like him, at least, he’s nearly certain of it. Because despite the hell he’d put you through after you first met, you’d still ended up hanging around him. The once fear-filled look on face whenever you saw him slowly becoming resigned until, at some point, your gaze had started to turn heated. For Shin’s part, you’d only been a bit of idle amusement at first, someone to terrorize whenever the frustration of his and Carla’s situation got to be too much. Eventually, however, your interactions had gone from being a way to pass the time to something he looked forward to; a wolf anticipating a meal. It was the first time he’d noticed the look of want in your eyes that he’d started to feel the same. So then why? If you want him, why does he never quite feel like he has you? His initial conclusion had been that it was something to do with Carla, that you were trying to pull one over on him to cosy up to the Founder King. But no amount of stalking from you from the shadows or checking on your scent every time he saw you had revealed that anything was going on between the two of you. If anything, you actively avoid his brother—Shin’s only ever seen you in the same room together when he himself is present. Perhaps you’re still hung up on how your relationship started, some part of you yet to forgive him for all the things he did to you. Or maybe, you’re doing it on purpose. After all, you’ve seen enough of his wolf form to know that when something runs away, there’s always an instinctive drive to chase.

Kino

Kino makes it seem like a coincidence when he runs into you outside of the local games arcade. You have no need to know he’d seen your social media post featuring a photo of a popular new café, the one opposite the shop he’d lingered in, waiting to stage this particular encounter. He’s done it a couple of times now—pulling at the strings attached to you to arrange these chance meetings. A couple of months ago he could never have imagined putting this much effort into a single human, especially one who wasn’t the Vampire Lord’s chosen Eve, but now it's turned into a game of sorts—to what degree can he entangle you in this web before you start to notice. It’s going well so far, you think him a simple classmate who’s a regular in the area—you’ve even given him your ID for a couple of the games you have on your phone. Tonight’s looking to be a lot of fun too. In just a couple of minutes, the friend you’d been hanging out with will get a call from their mother who should have just received a selection of pictures showing her precious darling skipping the cram school she paid oh so much money for. The friend will likely get called home—a shame, Kino will say, with a smile on his lips, but there’s no reason he and you can’t still have some fun before the night is over.

Karlheinz

Under any other circumstances, the scene before you would have had you swooning. A meal not out of place in a Michelin star restaurant laid out beautifully before you on top of an intricately carved antique table with possibly the most handsome man you’d ever laid eyes on seated at the opposite end to you, swirling a glass full of a rich, red liquid. The view out of the floor to ceiling windows is spectacular, a sky full of stars and a view of the forest and various small towns far below. Except these are not other circumstances, and the man who sits, watching you carefully as you cut into your food is none other than the Vampire King himself—and you are quite certain that it’s not wine that sits in his cup. The view is no comfort either, not when you know you are looking out over the demon world, a place that you’re sure would be quite hostile to you if not for the protection of the man keeping you here. Not that you’d gotten any real chance to see it save for the view from the castle you hadn’t left once in the months since you’d arrived here. You tell if the complete lack of any sort of guard makes you feel better or worse, on one hand at least you’re not followed everywhere, but on the other hand, the fact Karlheinz is powerful enough to keep you here without them makes the odds of escape seem slim.

#my writing #diabolik lovers #Shuu Sakamaki #Reiji Sakamaki #Ayato Sakamaki #Kanato Sakamaki #Laito Sakamaki #Subaru Sakamaki #Ruki Mukami #Kou Mukami #Yuma Mukami #Azusa Mukami #Carla Tsukinami #Shin Tsukinami #Kino #Karlheinz #I think results are also slight spoilers for what personality types are likely to get what result #so do take the quiz before reading this!

139 notes · View notes