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Y'ALL HEAR ME OUT, HEAR ME OUT- (this is gonna have so many of my 2003 hcs in here and I do not apologize in advance/aff)
I GOT A 2003 LEOSAGI IDEA BUT IT'S A LITTLE LESS ROMANCE AND A LITTLE MORE-
LITTLE BROTHERS IN THEIR GREMLIN MODE
I feel like Leo was NOT subtle at all with his crush, and all of his brothers could tell. And so Usagi got invited over a lot more because EVERYONE wanted him over
(Leo did not sense the impending doom in this decision until it was too late)
So you see, there is the younger sibling way of law (imo), where the younger siblings are obligated to be gremlins to their oldest sibling, ESPECIALLY around the oldest sibling's crush.
And these motherfuckers DO NOT DISAPPOINT-
There was a time where Leo and Usagi were having pleasant conversation, y'know? They were chillin', it was all fine and dandy.
And then in the motherfucking distance you hear an approaching;
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"
CUE MIKEY AND RAPH FUCKING BODY SLAMMING LEO INTO THE GROUND AND JUST START WRESTLING THIS MOTHERFUCKER, NO RHYME OR REASON BESIDES THE FACT THAT LEO'S BEEN TALKING TO USAGI AND THEY HAD TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT-
Usagi is just blinking rapidly off to the side, and Donnie just walks up beside him sippin' on some apple juice and just goes "Yeah, this is par for the course."
There was another time where Donnie and Mikey were hanging out with Usagi, showing him cartoons and shit.
And then all of a sudden Leo just bolts past the couch, running for his goddamn life with Raph hot on his trail with the most shit eating grin ever-
And when Mikey asks what's up, they turn around to witness Leo just parkour his fucking ass onto the wall-
and so now he's just climbing up as far as he can go while Raph is following him from the floor, calling after him and calling him all sorts of things while Leo's just yelling at him like "STOP!! SHUT UP!!! RAPH!!!!"
Now Mikey is losing his shit, Usagi is wondering how he got up there so easily, and Donnie?
Donnie's gettin' ideas dude. He's gettin' ideas.
So watch as this purple motherfucker grabs one of Mikey's stress balls, aims for it-
and just starts yeeting that ball at Leo.
Now Raph is losing his shit as Leo's trying to fend off this fucking ball that Donnie keeps pelting at him, and Usagi's like "Why are you throwing that at him??? What are you both doing??"
Donnie's response? "It's the younger brother in me. I gotta listen to it."
So now Mikey starts fuckin' with Leo and starts shouting "BURN THE TURTLE!!! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!! HIS NINJOSITY IS A SIN UPON THIS WORLD!!!"
Donnie turn to him like, "why the hell do you know about that???"
And then RAPH turns to him like, "Comparing Leo to a witch? That is an insult to the witches, Mikey, apologize."
So now they're ALL ganging up on Leo, who's yelling at them and clinging to dear life on one of the pipes on the CEILING howdidhegetthere-
And Usagi's in the back, muffling his chuckles because this is actually funny as fuck-
Poor Leo though.
Adding onto that scene, we have Raph be like, "Why are you up there anyways??? Aren't you scared of heights?"
Leonardo immediately defending himself in the wrong way by saying "I WAS A CHILD RAPH, I HAD A CHILD'S MIND IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!"
Usagi latches onto that SO quickly bro like- "You? A Ninja? You used to be afraid of heights?"
All three of the gremlins start laughing and Leo's sputtering to deflect like a motherfucker.
"Now-now here's the thing with younger brothers, Usagi, they lie all the time-"
"EXQUEESE ME???"
"NOW HOLD ON THERE, DUDE-"
"WHOMST THE FUCK IS LYING HERE?!?!?"
Raph rats out Leo so fast by recalling him being afraid of heights until like, he was five. And then Donnie IMMEDIATELY backs up his twin (yes I fw the hc of them being twins sue me-) by going "He was afraid until he was six. I counted."
Leo here though? Gotta defend his pride here bro-
"You know what, here's another thing about siblings-FUCK YOU BOTH-"
Y'ALL THEY AAAAALL STARTLED AT THAT BC LEO HERE DON'T CUSS MUCH UNTIL HE REALLY WANNA INSTILL THE FEAR OF GOD INTO YOU-
Mikey makin' that their cue to gtfo like "NOW WE GOTTA SKEDADDLE, NOW WE GOTTA GET THE DIDDLY DARN FUCK ON OUT OF HERE-"
The way they all ran for the hills the moment Leo dropped from the ceiling was GLORIOUS
(Leo will forever be proud of making Usagi laugh until he snorted.)
(Even though he had to kill some lil' bros to do it)
And so imagine when they get together, right?
Oh god, oh no, oh shit-
That ^^^ is exactly what goes through Leo's mind when he tells his brothers, because he KNOWS just what they're gonna exploit and fucking HOW-
Because here's the thing.
They're all turtles. They still got basic turtle instincts, no matter how much more human they act than turtle, it is IN THEIR NATURE TO BE TEETLEZ AND THAT WILL BACKFIRE SO HARD ON LEO THAT HE FAILS SUCCESSFULLY???? SORT OF???
Like, here, look-
Imagine the amount of shit they would spill to Usagi about Leo, not only regarding things like his love language and shit, but also about basic turtle love language.
One of those being the fact that turtles will tap/slap their mates on the face to show affection. Albeit for the turtle boys, the slaps would be pretty gentle and shit.
Usagi? Found this hilarious.
He did this the first time he came to visit as Leo's official boyfriend. They were all excited to see him (and excited to see if he'd go through with it, cuz c'mon, who doesn't want Leo blackmail?) and Leo's just happy to see his bby again cause Leonardo 'I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU AND YOU ARE GORGEOUS AND EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT AND NEED IN MY LIFE' Splinterson is what some may call a 'Raging Homosexual'
So they greet each other with a hug, all's well and they're happy to see each other.
And then Usagi taps him on both of his cheeks with a mischievous lil' smile.
THE WAY THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHUTS RIGHT THE FUCK DOWN-
OH THIS POOR POOR BOI, OH YOU POOR THING
FUCKING SUFFER
The way his hands were flapping like crazy almost the entire day afterwards was honestly the most adorable thing Usagi had ever seen.
And it felt nice when Leo shyly tapped him back. It was very cute-
There's also the thing where like, apart from not being fond of most touch, turtles and some tortoises definitely don't mind shell scratches or neck scratches.
You can easily tell how Usagi got his ass trapped under an eeping Leo on the couch. He didn't even have the heart to try and move the bitch, they both just fell asleep there.
Mikey got his well deserved $20 out of their bet.
NOW I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE SO RIP RIGHT THERE, BUT LIKE, Y'ALL SEE THE VISION RIGHT??? TRUST ME, THESE LITTLE SHITS WOULD DIAL UP THE LITTLE SHITERY TO A TWELVE
Leo wants to hate them, but like, they sorta helped him bag a bad bitch so he can't ENTIRELY complain
#djc rambles#tmnt 2003#leosagi#leonardo x miyamoto usagi#raphael splinterson#donatello splinterson#michelangelo splinterson#leonardo splinterson#miyamoto usagi#tmnt headcanons
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Sokouku Headcanon
These little shits, I swear to God-
Ever since the PM days, they’ve both had the same bloody weakness. No matter how stone cold Dazai acts, or how calm and rational Chuuya tries to make himself seem, it’s completely useless.
They’re both down bad for adorable animals.
ESPECIALLY, adorable baby animal videos.
They both just straight up melt at the sight of a baby bunny or llama, or these tiny little goats just trottin’ along, it’s almost frightening. They both just mutually agree that weekends off will mostly be spent watching cute animal videos and just fawning over them in their own weird little way.
Also, the Flags totally used this to their advantage once to convince Chuuya to go along with another severely questionable bonding activity of theirs. Just like;
Chuuya: I’m not doing shit with you guys.
Pianoman: We’ll take you to the animal shelter down the street if you do.
Albatross: You get to pet the babies.
Iceman: They’ve got a new litter of puppies, too.
Chuuya:....let’s get this over with already-
AND ALSO
ODASAKU AND ANGO
I totally believe Ango has an emotional support cat or something, and he took it to the bar once while it didn’t have to do it’s job and just-
Dazai would not stop snuggling that little thing. He would NOT let it go, they had to pry him off the cat after a while.
Ango would then occasionally bring the cat when Dazai isn’t having a good day, and it unofficially became Dazai’s emotional support cat as well. Like, stress relief cuddles for the win.
All in all, that’s the only semi-known weakness of Double Black. It’s very hard to take a duo of murderous teenagers seriously when they’re awing and petting any precious baby animal they can get their hands on.
#DJC Rambles#bsd headcanon#sokouku headcanon#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#the flags bsd#ango sakaguchi#oda sakunosuke#You can't tell me Dazai wouldn't be the most embarrassed by this weakness#like#He's supposed to be the Demon Prodigy#but just goes straight weak in the knees at the sight of a bby meerkat or some shit#Chuuya totally does the quiet high pitched squeals with puppies#so damn struck#both of them#down so fucking bad it's horrifying
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Ain't it just rough when u gotta wait until the weekend to unleash fury upon your digital program of creation?
#djc rambles#motherfucker i accidentally conditioned myself to feel the complete urge to draw on the weekends ONLY#what have i done to myself/lh
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EVEN MORE PROJECTING BUT THIS TIME IT’S DAZAAAAAI-
So, I’m pretty sure the historical Dazai liked painting, right?
This is it. This is it people.
Dazai had an art addiction when he was in the Mafia.
W H E E Z E
I DON’T EVEN KNOW MAN, Like, fuck, here-
When he and Chuuya were sixteen, they got into a bet. Whoever could get better at drawing within two months got to do all the paperwork for a good four months. So Dazai decided, ‘Man fuck that, I don’t wanna write for shit’. So he really got into it, learning the human anatomy, backgrounds, stylization, lighting, shading, you name.
But then he got a little too invested.
Because even after the bet (one he did, in fac,t win), he was itching to draw all the god damn time. He almost always seemed to be drawing when he was or wasn’t messing with Chuuya, even in Mori’s presence he’d be drawing little pictures in the air behind his back with a finger, committing it to memory so he could put it to paper later. He probably wasn’t even aware he got so addicted until Chuuya called him out on his bullshit.
I mean, my man brought back papers and pencils and pens, erasers and all that other shit to his little shipping container, and he drew SO MANY THINGS, it was like a burst of the art nerd in him had been unleashed by that little bet and it was going on a rampage.
And despite how...most likely unhealthy it was, it was probably one of the things that became the most openly genuine about him. He truly enjoyed drawing, he loved appreciating something created by his own hands, instead of destroyed. He loved all the good drawings, hated all the bad ones. The intense burst of feelings he tried to quell that responded to his art made him feel human.
And yet at the same time, that scared him.
He refused to believe in his own humanity, simply trying to explain it as a ‘temporary fixation’ of his that would go away soon.
Spoiler alert. It didn’t go away any time soon.
And you know who he drew the most?
Oda, Ango, and Chuuya.
They were his favorite people to draw, Oda cause of obvious reasons, Ango because he liked how easily he could put him into different perspective angles, and Chuuya?
Oh, well. Chuuya didn’t need to know he had twenty whole sketchbooks purely dedicated to him, right?
He couldn’t find a single flaw in Chuuya, the seductively placed freckles across his skin, his fire-like ginger hair, those beautiful, sharp eyes of his. Art only further showed Dazai the perfection that was Chuuya Nakahara. It opened his eyes to all the things he tried to make flaws, were too aesthetically pleasing for a boy like him. (They, no, Chuuya, was exactly what he wanted in a man)
He was perfect in every angle, with every expression and every background. He hyper fixated on Chuuya, and only Chuuya, for at least three months after the first time he drew him.
Suffice to say, twenty-two Dazai will take those sketchbooks with him to the grave.
#DJC Rambles#bsd headcanons#sokouku#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#dazai having an art addiction#chefs kiss#headcanons
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Hello!! Ur art style is so cool!!
How are you doing today?
Aw, thanks, I'm glad you like it!!!
I'm doin' all good today, and you?
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Y'all is it weird to be semi-obsessed with a character you haven't seen the movie for??? Like, bruh-
#yes I am talking about MM Leo#Yes I have never seen the movie#just clips#AND YES THIS BITCH ALREADY HAS ME BY THE HEART STRINGS#HIS ANXIETY AND CRINGE FAIL BEHAVIORS HAVE ENRAPTURED ME#BITCH I'M ALREADY MAKING A CROSSOVER COMIC IDEA WITH HIM AS THE FOCAL POINT#THIS IS BECOMING LIKE#A PROBLEM????#SOMEONE HELP ME-#HOLY SHIT#DJC Rambles#mutant mayhem#mutant mayhem leonardo
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YOU'RE GREEN NOW!! LIKE A TURTLE
WHEEEZE, YEAH-
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:0
ROTTMNT????
BUDDY I WAS HYPERFIXATED ON THAT FOR A WHILE
BRO THEY HAVE ME IN A FUCKIN' BIND RIGHT NOW
GOD I LOVE THEIR CHARACTERIZATIONS, THEY ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY MAKE ME FERAL-
#djc rambles#I EVEN MADE AN OC TO SHIP WITH DONNIE BC IT'S /TRADITION/ AT THIS POINT#I get into a new show? Make a character for my blorbo to kiss uwu#It's like#I can't fucking escape it-#and I'm not even ashamed-
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WOW I HAVE NOT BEEN FOLLOWING UP RECENTLY
YOU GOT INTO TMNT???
(Has been into tmnt'03 since like.. 5+ years)
Lols, yeah I did XD
I'm actually planning to really go through 2003 pretty soon, I did get a lot of spoilers and shit, mostly on some events but not when in the series, and I love them so much already I want to watch them so bad, lmao-
I am, however, currently obsessed with rise and Mutant Mayhem, and I love 2012, and I'm also looking into making my own iteration which, lols right there-
#djc rambles#It'll happen soon#I've seen so many tmnt clips from different iterations#I have finished NONE of the series#well#I did finish 2012 but that was YEARS ago#I gotta rewatch that bitch-#but like#TURTLES#OH THOSE TURTLES#OH MY HEART#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Do you think you’re ever going to go back to working on ELD!IBVS? If not, do you think you’d be able to provide a basic summary of what you were going to do for the rest of the story? (I got hyperfixated on it and can’t sleep.)
I do in fact plan on getting somewhere with it eventually, but rn lots and lots of things are pulling attention in every which way simultaneously so it's been difficult to get the motivation to write much of anything at all.
And since we're on a similar topic, I've actually been thinking of just straight up trying to overhaul this acc, start a bit more from scratch so I can try and get back into tumblr XD. Lots of fandoms have varying degrees of my attention so we will just have to see when I get an extended school break qwq
I'll probs post something more official about that eventually or smth, again, we'll just have to wait and see
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ok SO- Guess who watched every ep of Lego Monkie Kid???
Y’all. Expect some fanart. Eventually
I WILL FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW MONKEYS IN MY DAMN STYLE-
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Praise my damn older sibling who knows about computers.
They did a hard reset on my laptop and got it working again.
Applaud him, all-
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Hi DJ :> trick or treat 👻
HAH
(YEETS TREATS AT YOUR ASS-)
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SOKOUKU HEADCANON
So, Chuuya can play piano, he’s got piano fingers.
He and Dazai can sing, but it’s usually Dazai who sings.
SO-
When they were sixteen they went a mission that ended at an abandoned building, so they decided to explore what was inside, which wasn’t actually much.
Except for an old, but still functioning, piano.
Chuuya, being a music nerd, starts playing on it while Dazai’s just sitting on top of it, watching him. The place is pretty echo-y, so it just amplifies the piano’s beautiful, but slightly rusty notes.
So, they come back the next day and end up cleaning it up, anything that they could. And Chuuya took an extreme liking to it, playing whatever he can think of, and Dazai was content to just watch him do that.
Until one day, when Dazai’s laying on the piano surface, and Chuuya on the piano bench, Dazai starts to sing.
It was like heaven on earth for Chuuya.
And ever since then, they’d sing together, Chuuya’d play the piano, Dazai would sing loud in that echoing room, and neither would admit, but it held some kind of sentimental value.
Fast forward to twenty-two, and the PM and ADA had their truce, and decided to get together to try and get along. During that time, they stumbled across the building again.
And man were those two over the moon.
They hunted down that damn piano, checked to see if it worked- and it did, just as it had the first time, a little rusty, but still beautiful.
And they had an encore, right then and there. A little performance for the PM and ADA.
Suffice to say, that building became the neutral ground of the two organizations.
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Little interaction me and my sib made
*Atsushi and Dazai Being gremlins to each other and being stupid*
Dazai: I WILL slap you-
Atsushi: You wouldn’t slap your favorite mentee!
Dazai: You’re gonna tell that to the EX-MAFIOSO of the Port Mafia-
Atsushi: Ah---
Dazai: -who beat tf out of Akutagawa, took drugs, participated in human trafficking rings, and did all that nasty shit- You think I WOULDN’T hit you???
*Goes to slap Atsushi and completely misses*
Dazai: You’re absolutely right
*Both die with laughter from that-*
#DJC Rambles#stupid quotes#dazai osamu#atsushi nakajima#i'm totally going off the hc that dazai brings out the gremlin in atsushi#they sometimes go back and forth in this weird conversation#they have NO idea how it started#but they die laughing through it all-
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