#Cowsmopolitan
Text
What in the hell did I just find??
922 notes
·
View notes
Text
I found this at a yard sale and it’s now my prized possession.
#personal#jess talks#random#yard sale#cosmopolitan#cowsmopolitan#cows#dead#im deceased#random af#prized possession#step aside everything else i own
18 notes
·
View notes
Note
I ACCIDENTALLY HIT UNFOLLOW NEXT TO THE ASK BUTTON IM SO SORRY SKJFHSKJFHH
BUT ANYWAYS
what kind of magazines do cows read???
cattlelogs :DDDD
(my god i just recorded myself doing the german alphabet for class--- but im so used to french and they have overlapping sounds for some of the letters so half of them sounded french KJDHFJKDH my teacher is probably going to go through it going ????? hope you've had an amazing fantastic day today!!!!!)
DW ABOUT IT LMAO
this reminds me of at my great uncles house a magazine parody of i forget what it’s called but it’s all cows and it’s like. gossipy and like “how to know if you’re good in bed ;)” BUT THEYRE ALL COWS ITS
OH MY GOD ITS FUCKING COWSMOPOLITAN OR SOMETHING IDK BUT ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY AGSGDHFJFJ
(HSHDJFJ LMAO my mom speaks german and half of it sounds like clearing your throat and so does french so!!! :D and i have tbh, my day has been v good, i hope you have too!! <3)
1 note
·
View note
Photo
Moo
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Took pictures of some of the more... amoosing pages from "Cowsmopolitan".
Gonna try to make them presentable.
4 notes
·
View notes
Note
THE COWSMOPOLITAN………. They couldve gone double pun and went cowsmoopolitan,,,,,,,,, JKJK FJDNF THATS GENIUS THO— THAT SOUNDS SO GREAT WHEEZE
(Also true true!!!!! Maybe ill be able to get by with it!!!!)
-dad joke anon
YEAH SFHHSKD LMFAO ITS GREAT
hes a farmer too and i dont know if he has it unironically or not but every time we visit my brothers and i reread it and lose our collective shit LMAO
(yeah :DDD i believe in you 😌)
0 notes
Last Seen Blogs
dragonfly2021
Sexy Mature men
ebbpup
🍉🇵🇸🍉
jeffbytes
🐈⬛
incorrectquotesandprideflags
Untitled
ceinwyncadarn-blog
Ceinwyn Cadarn