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thatcoyperson · 8 months
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CRIMSON SMP - SEASON 6 / S1
Hi ok so for context for this, I'm on a minecraft server called Crimson SMP or CSMP which is just- a server where me and my friends play through the Life Series' [made by Grian]. We're on our 6th season now and since I feel like it, I wanna log in text what happens every session. This season we're doing Double Life!
All of these will be under the tag [#CSMP Logs] just for organizations sake. Life counts, pairings, and summary of my session will all be under the cut :]
LIFE COUNT + PAIRINGS
TTheTinkerer [He/It] + Vinrhin [He/She] - 3 Lives RensRelay [He/Him] + Kenophbia [He/Him] - 3 Lives SteviaStevie [They/He] + Delphiez [She/Her] - 3 Lives ThatCoyGamer [He/Ae] + MaxAnthrax [He/Him] - 3 Lives Necromanttic [He/Him] + SkyIHigh [He/Him] - 2 Lives Casp_Shield [It/It's] + TheToySoldier [He/It] - 3 Lives Fizztic [He/Him] + SwiftSneaking [She/Her] - 3 Lives P3bbs [Any] + Zoimbiez [He/Him] - 3 Lives
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SUMMARY
So the session starts off with everyone splitting off from spawn. Early on, I run into Vinrhin [Vin] and Kenophbia [Keno] while collecting wood. While talking with them, soulmate pairs are rolled, and after testing we learn none of us are bound to each other. Another short while passes before TTheTinkerer [Jonah] shows up. I punch him to see if he's bound to any of us, and Vin also takes damage, making them the first soulmate pair to be found!
We spend some time collecting fish together when SwiftSneaking [Millie] shows up, who's tested and revealed to not be bound to any of us. Not much exciting happens for a short while until Necromanttic [Maven] turns up and is revealed to not be bound to any of us. Shortly after, Maven runs off and comes back a few minutes later with a few people from around the area - Fizztic [Log], Maxanthrax [Max], and Delphiez [Meg].
Punches are passed around, and two more soulmate pairs are found. Me and Max, as well as Log and Millie.
At this point, Max and I split off from the main group with the intention of caving together. Along the way we find 2 cows and hide them away, and then spend the first night in a small cave collecting iron. By the end of it, we both had near full iron armor, and shields.
Once its day time, we head back closer to spawn to find a bigger cave, as well as to find out what the last three soulmate pairs are since they're all trying to meet up at spawn.
While Max and I are caving in a cave below spawn, RensRelay [Ren] and SteviaStevie [Stevie] show up and find their soulbounds, Keno and Meg respectively. That leaves only Maven and SkyIHigh [Sky], neither of who are near each other.
Maven quickly figures that out, but decides not to message Sky about it to see how long it takes him. Maven joins up with me and Max, and after a bit more material gathering, we decide to go to the Ancient City to get loot and the Enchanter.
After a stupidly long amount of time mining down, and a few breaks to bully Sky through Maven with powdered snow, we dig into the Ancient City and immediately either me or Maven sets of a shreaker. The darkness effect Maven gets is what makes Sky realize they're soulbound together. Max splits off from us to go loot around and Maven and I make a beeline for the enchanter. We stop in the redstone room as well and grab some sticky pistons for traps if need be.
We loot about a quarter of the Ancient together after that, before I set off a shreaker twice more and decide to leave myself since I don't want to summon a Warden. I leave and head up to the surface, before I get the darkness effect from Max and learn he summoned three Wardens the second I left. Which. Ok sure why not give me a heart attack.
Him and Maven both make it out ok though and we split the look evenly. I get out with a pair of diamond leggings, diamond boots, a swift sneak 3 book, and a feather falling 4 book. A few other things as well but that was everything of note.
The three of us head out from there and find a nice area near spawn to set a base up at. They set up some chests and collect some fish from a lake nearby while I terraform the area, and afterwards I split away to try and find other people. Stevie comes over to our area to say hi around when I'm leaving and leads me to another groups base.
Not too far away from us, Keno, Ren, Vin, and Jonah have all allied together in an alliance called The Fairies. I talk with them for a short while before Max messages me asking where I am, so I leave to lead him and Maven over. The moment they arrive, the pair steal from them and just generally cause minor annoyances before The Fairies decide they don't want to have us knowing where their base is and move away. On the way back home, we pass by Stevie and Meg's base.
At the house, we discuss the idea of teaming up with Log and Millie briefly before Maven spontaneously combusts in front of us due to Sky dying from a creeper. I split away from them again to try and find more people not much later.
On my travels I find The Fairies again who aren't happy to see me at first, thinking I have Max and Maven with me, but are fine once they realize its just me. That doesn't last long though, as Maven shows up after a few minutes asking if any of us know where Sky is since he's upset. But, using the power of my past-series alliance and a bit of misplaced trust with Sky, I get his base coords and share them with Maven, trailing a bit behind him to make it seem like I didn't share them.
I reach the coords and no one is at the house for a while, until Casp_Shield [Tango], TheToySoldier [Till], Sky, and Maven all show up together. Sky promises to repay Maven for getting them killed, and Maven leaves.
Not much of note happens after this point, I spend some time talking with Till and Sky, who I was married to the previous season and still technically am, before Max sends the message that the session is over. I tell sky I'm always around if he ever needs a friend since he's alone, having no alliance or soulmate, and then leave for my own base.
And thats where the session ends! Almost all the soulmate pairs are happy together minus Maven and Sky, and if things go well they should stay that way!
Full recordings of the sessions are posted on my youtube [ThatCoyGamer], including this one!
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My thoughts are still plagued with revalink streamers au 🛀😟🪑
THE EMOJISKDJFD i miss streamers au too </3
i'm thinking about the champions coming back for another round of Love or Host with link as the bachelor of the game. at this time, the CSMP is in full force and is gaining popularity at an exponential rate, the champions are now a well-established streaming group, and revali and link are now in their weird bickering/flirting stage where no one really knows if they're being fr and both revali n link are starting to realize they might? have? feelings? for each other? i've decided that for this au, kohga is going to be fulfilling the role of austinshow (this one's for you lucha john---baptist i love u)
if you've never heard of Love or Host before, it's kind of difficult to explain if you've never watched it?? if you have some time to spare, here's a link to a video of quackity's LOH when he participated a couple years back. but basically, it's like a livestreamed dating show where one person is the "bachelor" looking for love and the other contestants are competing to "love" or "host" — "love" meaning they are also looking for love and "date" after the show (it's not serious though, it's just for the drama. they don't actually end up dating if they don't want to lol) whereas "host" refers to looking for fame and wanting to get their stream hosted to get more views or something. idk it's kind of weird but still a fun twist to dating shows.
link gets invited by TheKohgaShow (this shit has me howling i'm sawryy) to be the bachelor for this round of LOH, since he's one of the most popular streamers at the moment. he agrees because why not and tries to get the rest of the champions to apply to be contestants for the game. daruk and urbosa call off because they aren't comfortable with the idea of possibly playing for link's hand romantically given their age gap, but they are livestreaming the show on their own streams and providing commentary, but mipha and zelda are fine with it. except for revali because he's a party pooper :]
"this is ridiculous," he grumbles over their discord call. "why are you going on that show again? wasn't meeting there enough?"
"it would be fun!" link insists. "it would be funny to see how much our dynamic's changed since we all first met on LOH. it's not that serious anyway, bird brain. unless you're scared you'd fall in love with me?"
"shut the fuck up," revali snaps. thank goddess he has his camera off right now because he can feel his cheeks beginning to burn. "the whole event is just... asinine. i didn't even want to be there the first time, and i still don't understand why you would want to go back."
"don't be mean, revali," comes mipha's voice, soft and cheery like a little bell. "it is just a casual event for fun anyway."
"and you could get a leg up over link by choosing host," urbosa muses. "you don't have to choose love, you know—"
"i'd eliminate him before he could try," link snickers.
"shut the fuck up," revali repeats, scrunching his nose up. "the entire format of such a show is just absurd. all dating shows are. none of it is genuine and it's all for drama and views anyway. there are far more productive ideas of substantial quality that could achieve the same goal."
"revali, it's really not that serious," link says, rolling his eyes and sitting back in his chair. his camera is on and revali can't help but follow the movement. "whether you apply or not, i'll be there as the bachelor. just don't get jealous if i do find love there."
daruk guffaws and mipha titters on the other ends of the call, but revali's jaw tightens. he wouldn't actually care if link found love on that stupid show. he wouldn't.
(once the notification that applications are open drops, revali applies and interviews for a position on the show in the next two hours. he gets it. after he logs off for the night, he realizes that doesn't really know why he ended up applying, but urbosa is going to bully him so bad when she sees him on the show tomorrow.)
the show goes live on kohga's channel the next day at noon, with the final contestant lineup as follows: revali, mipha, zelda, sidon, yunobo, paya, beedle, pikango, regan, and traysi. (in canon, regan is an npc who left lurelin village and who you can save from monster attacks, and traysi is the girl who writes the rumor mill articles left around hyrule). revali scoffs at the roster; if link was really looking for love, this wasn't exactly a group of prime pickings. (sorry to miph n zel. revali loves them as friends even if he won't say it out loud, but he knows they've been seeing each other on the downlow. LOL). when kohga starts the show and has everyone turn on their cameras, all of link, zelda, and mipha's eyes bulge out of their heads when they see revali in the roster. he rolls his eyes at his friends' reactions and tries to keep a straight face. his phone is buzzing with messages, probably from all of the champions in their shared gc, but he keeps his eyes on his computer screen.
i'm too impatient to write out a whole bunch of scenarios of link getting to know everyone and eliminating people and shit, so here's a bullet point list of ideas instead
surprisingly, link goes for zelda's head to bicker with first instead of revali (he didn't think revali would actually apply so now he's nervous), and he threatens to eliminate zelda in the introduction round. they bicker for a full a minute, escalating until kohga has to step in and stop the fight
sidon is absolutely flirting with link and link is flirting back. revali's face grows even more sour as he watches the whole exchange. his phone buzzes again, and this time, he can't help but check his phone. it's a message from urbosa that says, "Hey, Link told you not to get jealous if he finds love on the show." he rolls his eyes and reacts to the message with a thumbs down. whatever.
traysi pisses everyone off right away from how annoying she is. it's going to be a real surprise if link doesn't eliminate her right away.
pikango, regan, and beedle are all smaller streamers that link has interacted with in passing or has collabed with before so they're playing a game of catch-up for the few minutes they talk. something about how casually link talks with them irritates revali. he doesn't know why.
paya is a smaller streamer who voices in the nearly most inaudible voice ever that she's been a big fan of link's content. "awhh, thank you, that's very sweet of you," link says, smiling kindly at her. a vein twitches in revali's temple.
when link finally gets to him, for a moment he stares with wide blue eyes and if revali squints hard enough, a faint pink flush dusting his cheeks. "revali," link says. "fancy seeing you here."
"you should fancy me at every point in the day, no matter where i am," revali replies smoothly. flirting bickering with link is an instinct at this point.
link laughs. "i don't think i want to or ever will," he says, resting his chin on his hand and smiling into the camera.
"well, trust me," revali says, the corner of his lip curling up barely as he sits back in his chair. "by the end of this, you will." shit, where did this bravado suddenly come from?
but link's eyes widen and this time, the pink flush revali thought he was hallucinating makes itself known. kohga makes an "oooooooh" and ends the introduction round, introducing the premise of the next round, but link and revali are still staring at each other, watching each other's webcams.
(later, a clip of zelda rolling her eyes at this moment of time goes viral. she qrts the originating post with "these two are going to make me homophobic.")
LIKE I SAID I'M IMPATIENT I JUST WANNA WRITE THE SCENES I WANT TO SEE so yadda yadda yadda the elimination order goes traysi → regan → pikango → beedle → yunobo → paya until mipha gets eliminated and zelda votes herself out in an act of solidarity, telling revali to win for the honor of the champions LOL. only sidon and revali are left, so kohga alots 10 minutes for each contestant to go on their final "dates" with link and prove that they should be the one that link chooses.
sidon goes first and it's very cute :) he's very gentlemanly and sweet and talking about where he would take link on their first date, and just some sappy shit about how he'll give link the world. link is very enamored with him and his promises <3 leaning on his chin and gazing dreamily at sidon while he talks, sidlinkers are going nuts in the chat
but when it's revali's turn for the "Date", ohoho....... a tension so thick you can almost taste it develops in the call and the stream the moment sidon is taken out of the call and revali comes in and unmutes. link immediately straightens from his leaning posture on the desk and he's on high alert, chewing on his bottom lip and watching as revali settles into the call. revali looks relaxed and nonchalant, the complete opposite of the electricity beginning to fizz throughout link's veins. the timer has already started, but neither of them say anything, just staring at each other in the call.
"are you going to say anything or are we just going to stare at each other for 10 minutes?" revali finally says, the corner of his lip curling up just slightly into a hint of a smile.
link rolls his eyes and scoffs. "i would, if i had anything to say that you deserve to hear," he replies playfully. he resumes his initial position of placing his chin on his hand and leaning into it, smiling into the camera with half-lidded eyes.
"is that so?" revali says, raising an eyebrow. "do you mean to say that i'm leaving you speechless right now?"
link gives revali a look through the camera. "i have plenty to say, thank you very much."
"then say it all," revali says, his smirk growing a little bigger. "or do i make you too nervous to speak?"
"shut up," link responds, squinting. and they continue bickering for another 3 minutes, before kohga steps in to re-navigate the conversation back to the "Date".
"okay, okay, fine, revali where would you take me on our first date?" link says.
"i would take you to the top of a tall building and throw you off," revali replies smoothly.
link slams his head on his desk. "are you ever gonna give me a genuine answer?" he groans.
revali rolls his eyes. "i suppose i could attempt entertaining the subject of the question, just this once," he sniffs. then he sits back and looks up, crossing his arms and humming thoughtfully. "if i ever felt the desire to take you out, it would be an all-day endeavor."
"all day?" link says, tilting his head to the side. his curiosity has been piqued; sidon's first date plan consisted only of a dinner and a late-night walk in the park. "you'd plan the whole day for a first date?"
revali gives him a look. "do you think so lowly of me that you think i'd half-ass our first date?" he says snippily. "perhaps some reminders are in order for you; i actually care for the quality of my work, you know. i'm more than happy to welcome you to my twitch and youtube channels to assist in the rejuvenation of your memory."
link returns revali's look. "just continue."
revali hums and settles back in his seat. "right, well before i was so rudely interrupted," he says, "i would utilize the entire day for our date. we'd start with brunch at the new cafe in lanayru promenade, because goddess knows you are not a person of the early morning."
"i could wake up early if i really wanted to, thank you very much," link grumbles. "but lanayru promenade?"
"you mentioned that you've been wanting to try it in the discord calls..." revali says, voice petering off and he looks away. he actually didn't think about what his plan would be if he took link out on a date. he hasn't! it's not like they'd ever date in the first place! but the words just keep spilling out of him and he can't stop... "but that you haven't had a chance. i think you'll like the hylian mushroom toast. it's just as absurd of a meal as you are."
when revali looks back at the screen, link's eyes are wide and he's staring intently back at him. "yeah?" he says. "and what do you have planned after that?"
"i'd take you to the great plateau museum," revali continues, rather softly. "i heard they're opening up the temple of time ruins to the public again. you said you had been waiting for the opening for a long time, but you weren't able to get tickets because the exclusive opening sold out."
"you remember that?" link says. his eyes are wide, shimmering in surprise. "i only said that in passing and that was months ago..."
"well, unlike you, i actually listen when people talk," revali says, finding his bite again. but now he's nervous; why did he remember that? and why did he bring it up as part of the date? "we'd likely be there for the rest of the afternoon, and for dinner, we'd eat at 'sanidin'."
"mm, that's fancy," link muses. "you have 'sanidin' money?"
revali shrugs. "being a quality streamer and youtuber pays when you actually put the work into it."
"is that supposed to be a read?"
"if the shoe fits, you can wear it, darling."
"oh, shut up—"
"and for the grand finale of the night," revali swiftly cuts link off, "i'd take you to my favorite spot in the city and admire the stars." he says it with a level of finality and the call goes silent, as if link and kohga were waiting with bated breath for revali to continue. but he doesn't.
"and where would that be?" link says quietly, his voice almost a whisper.
revali tries to imagine link with him under the cherry blossom tree at the satori observatory park, the night breeze tousling his golden hair. revali tries to imagine link smiling up at him with that pink flush dusting his freckled cheeks and nose, wide blue eyes sparkling. he tries to imagine wrapping an arm around link's waist to pull him close and— surprisingly, it's not hard to imagine at all.
revali leans back in his seat, the barest trace of a smile across his lips. "that's for me to know and for you to find out, if you choose me," he says.
and link pauses and blinks. "what," he says. "you can't just cut your plan off like that when—" the timer signaling the end of the "Date's" duration rings. link stops mid-sentence, mouth agape as kohga unmutes and calls the time. "no, wait, i— he wasn't done—"
"the ten minutes are over, link! play fair!" kohga cackles. "it's time for you to choose your final contestant — one to keep, and one to eliminate! alright chat, we're going to set up a poll for you to guess who link is going to choose, while link DMs me his choice—"
the chat is going fucking nuts, full of #SIDLINK and #REVALINK, people have already clipped revali's entire date plan and it's going viral on twitter, they're #1 on trending, both of their mentions are blowing up, the champions gc is just full of urbosa and zelda teasing revali, and revali is starting to sweat. what if link doesn't choose him? it would be embarrassing if link didn't and that clip of revali talking about their hypothetical first date was just always held over his head. not that any of this is real anyway. he and link would never date. they wouldn't! he's just in it for the views... right, the views...
"okay, chat, everyone!" kohga announces. "link, it's time to make your final decision! according to the name that link has DM'd me... the one he's carefully spent time with and chosen... the winner of this round of love or host..."
"are you going to continue to drag this on?" revali drawls into his mic, but his heart is slamming against his chest. "i think we'd all like to find out who won within this lifetime, you know."
"stop!" kohga whines. "it's for the dramatic effect! you wouldn't understand, this vocal craft of pausing was carefully passed down from my father's mother's father!"
"you are going to become the 'father's mother's father' of your great grandchild by the time we find out who link chose," revali replies wryly. "get on with it, will you?"
"hmph," kohga sniffs. "no appreciation for the arts whatsoever. the winner of this love or host is..." kohga's mic is suddenly full of the sound of paper being shuffled around. "in a strange twist of fate, revali!!!"
revali blinks as kohga screams wildly and sidon smiles good-naturedly, clapping politely. link is smiling but he's averted his gaze away from the camera. revali thinks his face looks a little pink. he wasn't actually expecting to win.
"congratulations on your victory, revali!!!" kohga yells. "however! remember that the contestants had the opportunity to choose either 'love' or 'host' in this game. and sidon chose... love!!!"
sidon tilts his head to the side and smiles again. "i think we would have made an excellent pair if you chose me, link," he says. "i wish only the best for you in the future. thank you for allowing me the opportunity to play with you."
"oh goddess, why did you phrase it like that," link says, turning red and covering his face with his hands. kohga wheezes in the call.
sidon blinks. "what do you mean? i meant playing the game with you."
after sidon is removed the call, it's time for kohga to reveal what revali chose, and now link is the one sweating. he thinks back to the discord call from yesterday, where urbosa said that revali could choose host just to ridicule link. if link knows revali, he knows that revali would take any chance to do so. and why would he choose love anyway? he was probably just bullshitting the whole date idea (which somehow makes link wilt internally; it sounded like a really nice date idea, too...)
"the results are in!" kohga says. "before the show began revali had the chance to choose love or host: love as in looking for a chance to fall in love with link, or host for a chance to get hosted and get those views in! the time has come for us to finally reveal the choice that revali made before the show!"
"it seems to be that i've made a choice before the show started," revali says dryly, and link snickers. "i wonder what the choice was about."
"and revali chose...!" kohga continues, pointedly ignoring revali's comment. there's more papery shuffling behind the mic (why is kohga shuffling papers? both revali and link made their choices over dm), and suddenly a loud, prolonged gasp. "he chose love!!!"
while kohga continues screaming over the mic, link's eyes widen and he blinks. it's revali's turn to not look at the camera, rubbing at the back of his neck. the chat is exploding with messages, "HE CHOSE LOVE???", "get it link lmao", "REVALINK IS REAL".
afaik it's customary for the two people to go on a "date" after the show ends if the contestant chose "love", and by "date" i mean they just sit in a call together and livestream it. idk it's kinda weird KDJHFDKJ but link and revali do exactly that, the livestream gets moved to link's twitch channel and it's just him and revali's cams side by side on a screen, the both of them just silently staring at each other while the chat blows up. neither of them know what to say, fucking losers KJHDFJKD
"so... you chose love?" link finally says breaking the silence. "i didn't expect that from you."
"i had the element of surprise on my side," revali replies. "there's not a better feeling in this world than catching you off guard as much as possible."
link snorts. "you're such a dickhead. i really thought you weren't going to apply for the game."
"call it a change of heart." they're both silent for a couple moments, just staring at each other. the chat is still going a million miles per hour. link's camera quality is so good, revali might be able to count all the freckles on his nose if he really tried.
"were you being for real about your date idea?" link says next. his voice is soft, uncertain, and revali is unnerved by it. link never sounds this vulnerable...
revali waits a beat. "it's real if you want it to be," he answers vaguely.
link's mouth curls up into a smile. "even the dinner at 'sanidin' part?"
revali rolls his eyes. "i told you, caring about the quality of your content pays well. don't doubt me."
and the blond giggles, a sweet sound (that unbeknownst to revali, softens his expression on camera to which revalinkers immediately clip and post onto twitter). "okay. i'd like that, then."
"okay," revali repeats softly. "let me know when you're free, and it's a date."
"it's a date," link echoes, smiling bigger. they're quiet again for a couple moments, link's cheeks turning pink and revali beginning to fidget. "we still on for CSMP tomorrow?"
"of course, we need to build bigger and better spaces for medli and epona. i grabbed some vines from our last trip to the jungle for medli's room, and i think we should add more hay bales to epona's. you're practically starving her, you know."
"i am not!" link says indignantly. "i feed her so many golden apples. how dare you accuse me of starving my child."
they continue bickering for 10 more minutes about their minecraft plans, and then sign off for the night. after link ends his stream, revali sits back in his chair and sighs. what a simply asinine day.
"feeling okay?" link says. revali almost forgot he was still on the call with link and that he still had his camera on. link's eyes are as wide as they always are, shimmering blue with a look of concern on his face.
"i'm fine," revali says. "love or host was longer than i remember."
link hums. "yeah, i guess." he chews his bottom lip for a moment, then continues in a quiet voice. "did you really mean it? the date?"
revali pauses and blinks. "as i said, it's real if you want it to be." the thought that link might want to back out instead makes his heart sink. "unless you don't want to—?"
"i want to," link says firmly. "i want to go on that date with you. if you want to, too." he adds the last part quietly, shyly, unsure. revali doesn't like it.
"then we'll go through with it," revali says softly. "as long as you want to, then... i wouldn't mind going out with you either."
"okay," link whispers, eyes impossibly wider. "okay. let's do it, for real."
revali snorts. "are you sure this time?"
"yes i am, birdbrain, let's fucking gooo—"
"shut the fuck up," revali replies, but a smile is growing on his face. "i'm logging off. you should too and rest up. you've had quite an interesting day."
"you and me both," link says. "bye revali, have a good night. and... thank you."
"mm, a good night to you as well." link waves at him and revali waves back, letting himself smile a little wider. he disconnects, shuts off his computer, and goes to wash up and get ready for bed.
(as he settles for the night in his bed, the distinct sound of a discord notification pings from his phone. revali grabs his phone and checks the message:
Discord master streamer zero 💯 gn vali :] <3
revali snorts and taps on the notification, beginning to type into the app.
Revali 🪶 Goodnight, Link.
and after a moment's hesitation:
Revali 🪶 ❤️ [😧][🫶][⁉️]
Revali 🪶 Dumbass.
master streamer zero 💯 YOU SENT A HEART IM KDJFDKJDFJKD
Revali 🪶 Goodnight, Link. [🫡][😴][❤️]
revali shakes his head, snorting again, and puts his phone down settling into bed. perhaps today wasn't as asinine as he originally thought it was.)
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Csmp has a population of the (1) person that logs in that month and also takeover is there
Yep
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I'm so sorry lmao
Every day I log onto the CSMP and do things
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CRIMSON SMP - Season 6 / S6
Just now realized I forgot to do this yesterday but OH MAN. A lot happened. It was a busy session to say the least. Check out the first post under this tag if you want context, as always!
Life count, pairings, and summaries are below the cut!
LIFE COUNT + PAIRINGS
TTheTinkerer [He/It] + Vinrhin [He/She] - 1 Life RensRelay [He/Him] + Kenophbia [He/Him] - 2 Lives SteviaStevie [They/He] + Delphiez [She/Her] - 1 Life ThatCoyGamer [He/Ae] + MaxAnthrax [He/Him] - 1 Life Necromanttic [He/Him] + SkyIHigh [He/Him] - 1 Life Tarian_Shield [It/It's] + Echochamberr [He/It] - 1 Life Fizztic [He/Him] + SwiftSneaking [She/Her] - 2 Lives P3bbz [Any] + Zoimbiez [He/Him] - 1 Life
Quick thing to note, I forgot to add in P3bbz [Pebbz] and Zoimbiez [Danae] to past life counts because I really didn't interact with them till this session, so apologies for that hfdghj
SUMMARY
Session started off decently slowly. Since this was the last session before Halloween, we had agreed to have a sort-of Halloween costume party this session at me and Max's base, so the entire early part of my session was spent setting up for that. Jonah came with me for most of it, but I mostly wanted to get pumpkins for jack-o-lanterns, candles, and cobwebs. My plan was to just get them from other people since I remembered Tango and Till having bees, and Pebbz had a habit of making Snow Gollum's around the place so he almost certainly had some pumpkins.
However my plan was interrupted a bit when Till told me it lost his and Tango's bees, and Pebbz never got back to me about the pumpkins. So, I resorted to the next best option: Theft.
I wasn't really planning on stealing, but I mean walking into Sky's base and seeing a good amount of pumpkins and red candles in a chest sort of made the plan for me. Plus I literally don't think he noticed... so-
After that bit of material collecting, I just had the cobwebs left to get. However, I did not want to go into the abandoned mineshaft because last time I did, I died. So I procrastinated a bit by setting up the decorations I had around my base, as well as some changerooms and a photo booth, before getting Jonah, Vin, and Max to come with me to pester Stevie into getting them for us.
After getting naked to try and convince him, and a lot of pathetic-ness from Jonah and Vin [who were the only two reds at the time], I got bored and just decided to go down and grab them myself.
I kept myself to the parts of the mineshaft that were easily accessible, and didn't go more than two layers down. Still got out with 16 cobwebs which would make do for what I was doing. Max noticed I was down there right as I was coming up which I thought was funny.
The four of us all went back to the base, bringing Stevie along with us cause the Poppy Alliance [Me, Jonah, Keno, Stevie, and Ren, an alliance from the first season of CSMP that's still kinda a thing] had to have a quick meeting since we were all planning on matching costumes. I finished decorating, Keno showed up, we had our meeting, and then all went separate ways.
Now, we had all agreed to have the party after the break since it gave us a solid time for it, but I was finished setting up about half an hour before break started, so I had half an hour to kill. So naturally me and Jonah went to bother Sky, Till, and Tango. Because why not!
We went to their base, hung out for a little, just generally being annoying, until Sky combusted in front of our eyes. While we were there apparently Maven and Millie had gone to the nether to go wither skull hunting. They found one, but Maven died while there. His death was shortly followed by Millies death.
This put Maven and Sky on red and Millie and Log on yellow.
Sky was very not pleased about dying, and went to his base to get the gear he had saved for when he turned red. I went with him, which meant Jonah followed, and then Till and Tango both also followed shortly there after.
After a little bit of getting vaguely threatened by Sky, break started and we all made our way back to my place to be ready for the party. On the way we passed by Millie and Maven who had managed to get their stuff back successfully.
Break passed by and the party started. Not much of note happened at the party for the first bit, but I will say that me, Keno, Jonah, and Stevie dressed up as Boatem cause we thought it'd be funny. And by dressed up I mean we wore their skins.
Only thing of note to really happen at the party was Pebbz and Danae knocked themselves down to yellow by doing a really scuffed snowball duel from high up. They were trying to knock each other off but ended up just jumping off themselves when that took too long. We all took pictures together in our costumes, and then the party disbanded.
Shortly after the party disbanded, Sky and Maven went over to Stevie's house and killed them, knocking them and Meg down to red. The two of them and Jonah were going to do more killing, but Jonah had to leave early so that didn't end up happening.
What happened instead was Maven pulling me and Max off to the side and asking if we wanted to let him kill us since it was late in the season and I was bloodthirsty enough as it was [<- his ass killed someone on yellow]. We both agreed, and Maven killed us both, putting us down to red.
Shortly after going red, I went to go kill Tango and Tillman because I could. Maven tagged along with me, and we easily snuck up to their house and knocked them down a life, putting them also on red.
Shortly after this, I got a message from Max saying to meet him at Pebbz and Danae's, since he was hunting them down for supposedly stealing his fox Berry Muncher 3000. Maven and I made our way over there, and not long after our arrival, Max found them in their mines and killed them, being the final kill of the session and sending them to red as well.
Session ended right away after that.
As I said, a pretty eventful session, and I'm willing to bet that next session's the final one of the season. If not the last, then second last one. The end is in sight!
Full recordings of the sessions are posted on my youtube [ThatCoyGamer], including this one which'll be up soon!
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CRIMSON SMP - SEASON 6 / S2
HI OK so we just finished up our second session of CSMP and I'm once again here to provide a summary of it for the masses [anyone who cares]. For context about this please check out the first post I made :]
Life count, pairings, and summary are below the cut!
LIFE COUNT + PAIRINGS
TTheTinkerer [He/It] + Vinrhin [He/She] - 3 Lives RensRelay [He/Him] + Kenophbia [He/Him] - 3 Lives SteviaStevie [They/He] + Delphiez [She/Her] - 3 Lives ThatCoyGamer [He/Ae] + MaxAnthrax [He/Him] - 2 Lives Necromanttic [He/Him] + SkyIHigh [He/Him] - 2 Lives Casp_Shield [It/It's] + TheToySoldier [He/It] - 3 Lives Fizztic [He/Him] + SwiftSneaking [She/Her] - 3 Lives P3bbs [Any] + Zoimbiez [He/Him] - 3 Lives
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SUMMARY
So the session started out pretty uneventful. As people started to log on and get situated, I started building something to serve as a base while discussing with Max and Maven our plans for the session. In short, our plans came out to scam people with the enchanter and mine for resources since we were broke. Not a bad plan, but not the most eventful.
Maven messaged Log and Millie about using the enchater, and we met with them at spawn to make a deal. They'd get to enchant in exchange for 20 iron and 20 arrows. Not the most balanced deal, but it was the only way to get enchantments so they accepted. While they were enchanting, Max worked to light up spawn and made an offhanded comment about things likely being safer if the spawn forest wasn't there. So I burnt it down for fun. Arson!
After the deal was done, we messed around with Log and Millie a bit before returning to our base to prepare to mine. Maven went off on his own to strip mine, while Max and I went off to find a cave.
On the way, we crossed by Stevie and Meg's base, who were talking about wanting to explore a mineshaft below their house. The two of us asked if we could join them, and they agreed. Thus begins our mining trip.
Things start off pretty smoothly - the four of us work our way through the mineshaft, mainly picking up iron and coal since that's what we went down for. Things started to get stressful about halfway through when Stevie and Meg have their first near-death experience at the hands of a few stray cave spiders, and then their second one about 10 minutes later at a significantly larger amount of stray cave spiders. The first close call brough them down to about 3 hearts I think and the second down to half a heart.
Nothing of note happens for another few minutes, until Max runs into some cave spiders, gets knocked into a cave, and loses us our first life to the hands of a skeleton. A true series of unfortunate events.
Stevie and Meg are able to recover most of my items, but Max's are in a pit full of mobs and are left to despawn for safety. Stevie agrees to return my items once they escape the cave, which leaves me and Max itemless for a while. So, we decide to go around to other peoples bases and beg for literally anything like sickly Victorian children.
The first group we end up finding is Millie and Log - or ChampDuo as they're known as - who have a house along the border. Turns out they are also broke and we don't get anything from them, but still stay there for a while since it's nighttime and Max and I were scared. While staying there, a witch appears out of no where and chases the four of us away from there, and we split away from ChampDuo after that.
The second group we ended up finding was the new house of The Fairies, but only Vin and Jonah were there at the time and are also broke. We take a mental note of their base location and leave to head back to our own base.
On the way, we pass by Tango and Tills base while they're out, loot a few things from their chests, and then spend the break there.
After break, Max and I head home and split up shortly there after, Max to go strip mining and me staying up top to build a bit. While I'm building, Stevie, Meg, and Sky all come by and hang out for a bit and return my items while I finish building Couples Therapy. Cause why not have Couples Therapy in Double Life. They probably could've used it in the original one.
I give some really bad advice to all three of them in a very poor attempt to mend their relationships, when Stevie says he hasn't seen anyone outside of this small group of people for most of the session. So I take them all to The Fairies house. And, honestly, I would love to explain what happens there, but it was just- we were all being idiots that's all I'm gonna say about that. Nearly the whole server was there it was- it was something. I think Maven kidnapped Keno during it but honestly I think Maven just wanted to kiss other men.
At the end of my stay, Jonah comes over to say goodbye and I invite him to come with me since I don't wanna go back alone. He said he didn't want to abandon his team to be with me [again], and so I invited Vin along as well, which technically counts as not abandoning your team for the person who's only really shown loyalty to you for the past several seasons, right?
We go home, and the two of them talk about how they're bored since Keno and Ren aren't really up for causing too many problems this season and they want to be a menace to society. I suggest the idea of them teaming up with me and Max since we think Maven is kissing other men, and they're on board for it. Max gets home, I inform him that they're down to team up, and - while he's hesitant at first - agrees since him and Vin also have seasons worth of lore to their dynamic. The session ends shortly after.
Honestly kind of feeling like I wanna betray and kill them, but we'll see if I end up doing that.
Full recordings of the sessions are posted on my youtube [ThatCoyGamer], including this one which'll be up soon!
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CRIMSON SMP - Season 6 / S7
OUR FINAL SESSION!! Things weren't gonna last long anyways with me on red, but it was probably going to be our final session either way just cause so many of us were on red. It was a ton of fun to play this season and I'd say its probably our best season yet!
As always, life count, pairs, and summary below the cut!
LIFE COUNT + PAIRINGS
TTheTinkerer [He/It] + Vinrhin [She/He] - 0 Lives RensRelay [He/Him] + Kenophbia [He/Him] - 0 Lives SteviaStevie [They/He] + Delphiez [She/Her] - 0 Lives ThatCoyGamer [He/Ae] + MaxAnthrax [He/Him] - 0 Lives Necromanttic [He/Him] + SkyIHigh [He/Him] - 0 Lives Casp_Shield [It/Its] + TheToySoldier [He/It] - 0 Lives Fizztic [He/Him] + SwiftSneaking [She/Her] - 1 Life P3bbz [Any] + Zoimbiez [He/Him] - 0 Lives
SUMMARY
The session starts off pretty normal, with me, Max, Vin, and Jonah all spawning in at my base. I immidiately tell them my vague plan for the session of "kill the yellows and then kill the next person I see," which they agree to pretty quickly. Before anything though, we decide to go on a quick mining trip to get iron for bombs and such. I try to get out of it by not having a pickaxe [which I just didn't have for some reason], but I get dragged into going anyways and being Torch-Boy. The mining trip goes by smoothly, and while we're down there Keno gets blown up by a creeper, dropping him and Ren to red pretty early on.
This left Millie as the only yellow on the server [just in general since her soulmate Log was having technical difficulties and couldn't make it for now].
We made it to the surface and called a meeting of the reds to see how many of them would be down to hunt down Millie. Only Meg and Tango showed up though, not even with their soulmates, so that kinda fell apart and we quickly separate again, with me, Jonah, Max, and Vin all going off together to hunt down Millie.
We pass by Till and Tango's house to see if they're there and perhaps kill them if they are, but they aren't so we continue to Sky's base to see if he's there, to which he isn't. Upon seeing his base is empty, I decide to trap the door for shits and giggles. I'm pretty sure me putting the bombs under the door was the most stressful 10 minuets of Max's life but it went by without issue, and the trap was rigged.
After that, we loop back around to Till and Tango's and decide to vandalize the place because why not. I set it on fire, Jonah and I break the windows, Jonah destroys their berry bushes, Jonah and Vin destroy their farm, and Max watches in disappointment. We set their dogs on fire too... LISTEN I WAS GETTING BORED NOTHING WAS HAPPENING-
After that our plan switches more to "Kill the next person we see" because I was getting bloodthirsty. We travel around a bit more, pass by Jonah and Vin's old house, burn that one too, run into Pebbz and Danny along the way but they get away before we can kill them.
We make our way to Stevie and Megs after, where we see Stevie, Meg, Tango, and Till all huddled in one room. I try and tell the rest of the group to be quiet so we can sneak up and get the jump on them, but they don't until we're already heard, which leads all 4 of them to crouch and go silent.
I sneak on top of the small base they were sheltered in, while the other three go around the front, which was really good for me cause it lead them to un-crouching so I could see where they were. After a bit of conversation, I try and fail to drop a bomb on them which ticks them off to the fact that at the very least I am here for blood. We have a short conversation before I jump down and attack Meg while Jonah goes for Till. I manage to get the kill on Meg, but Tillman is just chasing me down as well as three dogs, so I quickly hide in a tree so I can catch my breath because the adrenalin rush is fucking insane.
Vin goes to help Jonah kill Till because he's fighting a bit of a losing battle, and Vin gets the final hit, killing Till and Tango [but as far as I'm concerned it was actually Jonah cause he really wanted to kill Tillman all season]. This leaves two pairs permadead after that interaction: Stevie and Meg, and Tillman and Tango.
Shortly after Millie is killed by Maven, and break is called.
After break, we head back to my base where half the server is just hanging out. Pretty sure it was Millie, Keno, Ren, Sky, and Maven who were all just. There.
We talk for a little bit, trying to decide what to do, when Max pillars up, and drops a bomb on Sky, Maven, and ME OF ALL PEOPLE, KILLING HIMSELF IN THE PROCESS. We were all kind of together in one group so it makes sense BUT HE ONLY KILLED HIS ALLIES ALONG WITH HIMSELF WHICH IS LIKE... ALMOST IMPRESSIVE.
So that leaves another 2 pairs permadead, me and Max, and Sky and Maven.
It wasn't a very satisfying ending, but what can ya do.
After that the remaining 4 pairs split off from each other, with Vin and Jonah having gotten nearly all of mine and Max's stuff. They spend a while hunting for P3bbz and Danny, since they were the only pair not there, while Ren makes graves for everyone which is sweet.
Eventually, everyone gets bored of standing around and calls for a meeting at spawn to just fight. Jonah and Vin are the first people to show up, with Ren, Keno and Millie showing up after a bit. Not much happens until Pebbz and Danae show up in the trees around the area, which just leads to everyone shooting their dogs. Which. Ok sure.
While they're distracted, Jonah goes around behind them to catch them while they're distracted. Danny falls from the trees, and Jonah hops down to chase after him, with Pebbz following suit. They fight, and Keno shoots Danny, stealing the kill right at the end. Either way, that leaves Pebbz and Danny the next pair to be out.
After that, Vin and Jonah turn their attentions to shooting Keno and Ren, with Millie having run off to collect Pebbz and Danny's items. They push forward while shooting, and eventually the shoot-off changes to just a straight PVP battle, with both initially chasing after Keno, but Vin switching to attacking Ren when he leaves Keno's side. Vin gets the kill on Ren, meaning that Keno and Ren are the next pair out.
At this point, we're just left with Vin, Jonah, and Millie, which would mean we'd have a 2v1 fight which isn't the most fair. Which leads to Log logging on for the final battle and just saying "Fuck it we don't need voice mod" [we all moved to discord.]
Once everything is sorted out, I count them in for the final duel... which Millie and Log win! Meaning they are the winners of Season 6.
Now technically I lied in the life count list since they aren't alive, with Millie having blown them up to officially give Log the win, but shhhh its fine.
This was honestly my favourite season of CSMP I've played in, probably just in front of Season 5 which was our Limited Life season and also a lot of fun! Big shout out to everyone who participated in the season with me, it was an absolute blast despite my honestly really funny death. This'll be our last season for a while since the holiday season is coming up, so our next season will likely be in January of next year. But we'll see.
Hey maybe Wafflehouse'll live again since we don't have any other place to play minecraft in between seasons [<- lying]
Full recordings of the sessions are posted on my youtube [ThatCoyGamer], including this one which'll be up soon!
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CRIMSON SMP - Season 6 / S5
Been a little while since I posted one of these. Basically we had a really boring session 3 and I missed session 4, so here we are with session 5! As always if you want more context make sure to check out the first post about this.
Life count, pairings, and summaries are below the cut as always.
LIFE COUNT + PAIRINGS
TTheTinkerer [He/It] + Vinrhin [He/She] - 1 Life RensRelay [He/Him] + Kenophbia [He/Him] - 2 Lives SteviaStevie [They/He] + Delphiez [She/Her] - 2 Lives ThatCoyGamer [He/Ae] + MaxAnthrax [He/Him] - 2 Lives Necromanttic [He/Him] + SkyIHigh [He/Him] - 2 Lives Casp_Shield [It/It's] + TheToySoldier [He/It] - 2 Lives Fizztic [He/Him] + SwiftSneaking [She/Her] - 3 Lives P3bbs [Any] + Zoimbiez [He/Him] - 3 Lives
SUMMARY
Going to start off with a brier summary of the deaths that happened in session 4 and then get into todays summary.
For session 4 we had two deaths: Stevie and Meg, as well as Vin and Jonah. Stevie and Meg died via Stevie getting blown up by a creeper while trying to lead cows to their house, and Vin and Jonah killed each other for full diamond gear. Maven offered the first pair to kill themselves a full set of armor each, and they got it. Apparently it was a big thing and I missed it.
Now onto todays summary!
I started off the session alone at my base, before going to meet up with a lot of people including Max. The most that came out of that meeting with people was I asked Max if he'd want to get silly with it later in the session. I didn't say what I was planning at the time, but I was going to ask him if he wanted to fling people around with fishing rods later on and see if anyone dies. This matters for later. Trust me.
We all went back to mine and Max's base and Stevie reminded me of the Trail we found in session 1 a whole month later, and we agreed that now was a better time than ever to go explore it. We split away from the major group and went to find it again.
The trail was a lot bigger than we were expecting, and as we were mining the group grew to I think 7 people. Me and Stevie obviously, as well as Till, Tango, Sky, Meg, and Millie all joining at some point. Even with all of that, it still took us about 30 minutes, but we got out of there with some fun loot like armor trims and pottery shards so it was worth it.
Once we got out, Stevie and I divided up the loot between the two of us and then shared what we didn't want or had doubles of with the rest of the group who came along.
Now a good few people from the group at the start were still at my house, most notably Keno, Ren, Vin, Jonah, Maven, and then Millie and Sky from the trail raid. Tango and Till stuck around for a short while but left quickly once I got up onto a pillar and started launching people into the air with a fishing rod. Because why not.
I will admit that even though I was yellow I was doing it with a bit of intent to kill but it was mostly harmless. I was mainly flinging up Maven and Jonah at first, and from a decently safe distance - not high enough to kill yet. I launched Sky a few times as well as Keno and Ren once before deciding that I wanted to pillar up higher to see how low I could put people.
I launched up Vin, who fell to two hearts with Feather Falling on his boots, which probably should have confirmed that this was. Y'know. Deadly, but I'm stupid.
Maven came up to join me as well and we launched Jonah absolutely flying into the air, and he was caught by Vin at the bottom with some water. We did it again, same thing happened. Maven hopped down at this point.
I launched Jonah again, he landed in the water once again. I launched him one more time.
I punched him when he was at my eye level.
He missed the water and died. [I have a clip of this here if you'd like to watch it happen its really fucking funny]
As funny as that death was, we had our first red names of the server and I was responsible, and it was my own sort-of ally. AND BOY DID I FEEL GUILTY FOR IT.
I got down from the tower at that point, because I had in fact fucked around and found out, and got interrogated by half the server about what just happened since my name was in the death message (TTheTinkerer was doomed to fall by ThatCoyGamer).
I dealt with the ramification of my actions for a bit (getting threatened by Vin and told that the only reason I wasn't dead was cause Max was my soulmate) and not long after, Ren and Keno died to Maven.
Apparently what happened was Keno and Maven had a plan to duel and have Keno lose to get at Ren for being a bad soulmate. Because yes they have issues. It was a whole thing where Keno was free from him now bla bla bla I don't really know their whole thing. Its sure something though!
And then once again not long after that, Vin and Jonah started threatening Till, since it was one of the only green names left at the time. With a bit of encouragement from me, the two of them attacked and killed Till, with Jonah landing the final blow.
Sky and I chased after them as they fought but lost them at some point, and Sky ran off on his own find them after Till died so he could collect his stuff. I ended up meeting up with Jonah and Vin shortly after, and we went to Till's place to return some of its things.
From Till's, Sky showed me to his house where I learnt he has a very easy to trap house. So that'll be fun later when I'm on red.
Nothing much more of note happened in the session, Max showed me to a sugarcane farm he had set up and I added a chest with all my valuables down there so that I didn't get stolen from when I eventually die and fall to red. Cause I have a sharpness 2 axe and in no world do I wanna lose that.
But was still a pretty eventful session! Lots of fun, very excited to see what happens next :]
Full recordings of the sessions are posted on my youtube [ThatCoyGamer], including this one which'll be up soon!
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Hi it's the Slate anon again um. I love your posts on botw modern AUs just imagining all the antics they would get into. You know they would all have a group chat together, Urbosa writes with proper punctuation and everything, every one of Zelda's messages is programmed to sign with "Her Royal Highness Zelda Bosphoramus Hyrule CCLXXVII" and Daruk writes every single thing in all caps. Link as quiet as he is means every time they see "Link is typing..." it's a national event (and it ends up being "ok" or "🫡")
Daruk would have a long distance game night every week for a "bonding session" but an hour each time is spent in him figuring out how to turn on the camera for the video call. Mipha invites Zelda, Revali and link to her animal crossing island and Zelda does nothing but fill the museum with animals while revali spends an embarrassing amount of time decorating the island. A Mario kart session nearly led to the murder of multiple champions
HI SLATE ANON 🥺🤍 IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK!! and i'm glad to hear you like the modern aus!! imagining what the champions w zelda and link would be like in a modern au brings me much joy
zelda's signature LMFAOOO i bet she started off with just "—Zelda" and then kept adding shit until it was ridiculously long and she just keeps adding stuff it to the point where if she just sends the word "hi" her signature is 99% of the message. daruk absolutely types in all caps and he tries to use slang words but it's a hit or miss he's very much the How Do You Do Fellow Kids? meme. i agree w link being quiet in the chat, but i'm torn between him being online often and just lurking silently + reacting to messages with emojis or him constantly having his phone on do not disturb, low brightness, and <10% battery all the time 😭😭 the gang buys him chargers but he always somehow breaks them ksjhdfjkd
the idea of the champions having a game night over like a discord call or something is so fuckign cute im cryingfhgjk it doesn't matter what the game is, revali is going to end up being ridiculously competitive and try to win every single time. link effortlessly beats him every time tho LMAOKDJFHDKJF zelda link and revali playing animal crossing together 🥺🥺🥺 link lowkey be tearing up zelda's island and steals all her fruit though LOL
this kinda made me think of a twitch streamers au 😄 i think zelda would be like a just talking/variety streamer like think pokimane or valkyrae; mipha would play games like animal crossing or stardew valley, but then randomly do a fortnite stream but the thing is she would fucking slay at it????? 😭 i feel like urbosa would play a lot of horror games like dead by daylight, resident evil etc. me personally i can't handle horror so props to urbosa bc it doesn't faze her at all whatsoever
i'm not sure what daruk would stream? would he even be able to get his setup together like he lowkey gives me the same vibes as the one time snoop dogg did a stream and forgot to log off so the live was just on for like 12 hours or something LMAO. now revali and link....... they are The Streamers Ever. i think they're both variety streamers but also like speedrunner rivals and also revali would speedrun elden ring and link would speedrun super mario odyssey
imagining the champions+zelda getting brought together by like . fuckin, idk someone doing love or host (hestu but he's the austinshow KJDHFDJKH) and the dynamic between them all is just so good they end up somehow becoming a stream team :] the champions+zelda playing jackbox or among us together :> revali losing his shit when he gets killed but also being the most efficient murderer and so is link so they kill everyone else in the game Quick Asf 😳 revalink have a "We are a good team" klance moment LOL......
imagine the champions having a minecraft server that they stream on and it's called the CSMP (Champions SMP). zelda has admin perms and revali is always asking for admin too claiming that he's the second most responsible person on the team, and to prove a point, zelda then gives admin to urbosa much to revali's chagrin. while this is all happening, daruk is still learning the wasd keys and trying to move and link is already in the nether #SpeedrunnerLife! mipha is 1000 blocks away swimming with dolphins and finds a sunken ship with treasure :> they eventually add the descendants to the SMP too, and impa and rhoam make special appearances on link and zelda's streams!
i highkey love this au 😭🤍
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Lmao what’s the lore of csmp
me personally i think it would be based off canon botw events with slight changes here and there, and i kinda like the idea of them using something similar to the origins mod from the originsmp? that way it honors their original races in the game, e.g. revali's character would be avian or elytrian, daruk could be blazeborn or shulker maybe, etc
the CSMP server is created when the champions decide to collab after love or host and play minecraft together with the intention of surpassing the dsmp LMFAODKJFHD zelda starts the server and invites everyone and it takes daruk 30 minutes to figure out how to add the server ip to his game and log in LOL. at this time, revali and link are already bickering and have already killed each other twice without weapons and only their fists, urbosa is trying to mediate, mipha has wandered off collecting flowers, and zelda starts building a house that will eventually come to be known as "hyrule castle" >:]
after daruk is able to get in the game, they eventually all deviate from each other building their own houses in different parts of the map that they designate as their own lands, e.g. urbosa finds a desert terrain and calls it the "gerudo desert", mipha lives on the beach near a vast ocean in the "zora's domain", daruk finds a mountain with multiple lava pockets that he calls "mountain of death" because he fell into the lava pockets multiple times, and revali, being the overachiever he is, terraforms an entire lake and adds multiple rock spires because he thinks it looks sick and calls it "rito rock" at first. he eventually adds his own village and brings villagers to it and then it becomes "rito village". link makes a house but he rarely ever comes home because he's already underground finding stacks of diamonds or is in the nether raiding bastions lol
the ender dragon is regarded as the calamity ganon and by default the wither=dark beast ganon? HAHAHAHA and zelda actually is super into making lore for the server (because she plays DND i just know it in her nerdy little heart), and she keeps going on and on about how the ender dragon has plagued the "land of hyrule" for thousands and thousands of years and the descendents of the builders (her and link) are destined to defeat it, with the rest of the champions assisting in the battle. revali does not like this part of the lore because he wants to play a bigger part, but he doesn't wanna beef with zelda because she's a huge streamer so he fights with link instead. revali is constantly challenging link to 1v1s at his rock spire but always taunts him like You don't even have a base to call your own! link usually ignores him though LOL
i'm not completely sure how to integrate the divine beasts into the csmp lore, but (and this is gonna be hashtag cursed if you know what i'm talking about) in the dsmp they had an era called the "pet wars" where everyone was killing each other's pets in the server for whatever reason? i swear to god i wasn't that much of a dsmp watcher i only cared about like. two people's lore max. anyways. i think the champions would tame pets and name them after their respective divine beasts. revali gets a parrot that he names medoh, mipha finds an axolotl that she names ruta, urbosa gets a camel named naboris, and link helps daruk get a fucking strider from the nether to name rudania 😭 zelda gets an allay she names terrako and link gets a wolf he names twilight :] the pets would be called the "divine beasts" and they are cherished very deeply by each champion, and they often threaten to kidnap each other's pets when they're mad at each other especially revali and link. it gets to the point where link and revali end up hitting each other's pets, and to prevent warring, zelda finds some plugin or mod to disable pet deaths, or at least pet resurrection (idk if this exists. it should tho)
each champion's land grows to be larger, they have more villages/villagers (especially zelda like come on castle town!), and the server of hyrule starts to really fill in! link's first home eventually gets blown up by a creeper and he can't be bothered to rebuild it because he doesn't really care about having a base. revali starts bickering with him being like What if you die? Where are you going to respawn? Where will you keep your valuables? (link is the person with the least amount of deaths surprisingly and it's because he keeps all his shit with him and his spawnpoint is at world spawn lol) so link is just like Ok if you're so keen on me having a base, then how about you let me borrow yours? and revali is appalled at the suggestion and they argue a little more until revali eventually gives in and lets link stay at rito village under certain conditions. (all of this is being streamed btw, most of the time so people are absolutely getting converted to revalinkism watching this). link ends up being a great asset for rito village, because he protects the villagers and helps level them up because he trades with them all the time, and absolutely annihilates at pillager raids. he also. makes huge automated farms and storage systems for him and revali, and revali is... impressed. link didn't even ask if he wanted that, he just made it and automatically shared the resources between him and revali like . wow. revalink are gonna get married in minecraft you guys it's part of the lore
i can't think of anymore CSMP other champion shenanigans off of the top of my head rn bc im sleepy now LOL but like. besides revalink lore, i definitely want to see urbosa & daruk shenanigans, zelpha lore, daruk and mipha lore, urbosa and mipha lore, and just all the shenanigans between all of the champions. now imagine champion descendent shenanigans. oh god it would be so chaotic. imagine teba constantly experiencing revali and link bickering and flirting and bantering and just being like 😐🏳️‍🌈❌
if i think of more ideas, i'll post them! i'm just brainempty from work but this au seriously has so much potential i wanna write it now 😭
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Me seeing you leave pretty much just as I log onto csmp - Oh bye Mochi
Oh noooo
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