Blood Hook (1986)
Everyone loves a good themed slasher movie, the stranger the theme the better, and this is a fishing-themed slasher movie. Unfortunately, for a movie about a killer who kills with a comically-oversized fishing lure, it's played far too seriously to be a comedy, but is also far too silly to be a serious horror movie. Also, at almost 2 hours long—for the director's cut—it absolutely crawls along with extended scenes of characters basically doing nothing, but somehow still manages to have a very rushed ending.
4/10
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Schlocktoberfest XIII: Triskaidekaphobic Recap
Let‘s review!
The Schlocktoberfest —Day 1: Friday the 13th Part X: To Hell and Back
The Schlocktoberfest —Day 2: Too Scared to Scream
The Schlocktoberfest —Day 3: Halloween II
The Schlocktoberfest —Day 4: Friday the 13th: No Man’s Land
The Schlocktoberfest —Day 5: Death Screams
The Schlocktoberfest —Day 6: Graduation Day
The Schlocktoberfest —Day 7: Friday the 13th: J’s Night
The Schlocktoberfest…
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Ancient vampires forgetting that humans actually gain weight when you feed them on a diet of almost nothing but cake because they enjoy sweeter blood and getting awfully surprised when their favourite cattle waddles into their quarters after sunset unable to fit into their clothes anymore.
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witchsona commission for @/reallygoodcake
character is their oc
divine / horror / haruspex witch
more colorways/process on patreon
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older work from last year but I still really like it.
Thatcher likes to torture his boy good <3
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⛓️Milestone Whump Art Raffle🔪
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pearlina sam & max wedding like i promised ^_^
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