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inklessletter · 9 months

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i was talking with a friend about bachelorette parties and I was telling them how I would have a terrible time if they hired a stripper or something like that because of my irredeemable shyness, crippling demisexuality and overwhelming social anxiety, and they asked "even if they looked like harrington and was wearing the scoops uniform?" and I didn't know how to speak anymore but I managed to tell them "especially in those circumnstances."

i was telling the truth, i don't think i would do well anyway, but now i can't stop thinking about stripper steve wearing a scoops uniform at eddie's bachelor party

please help.

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forget-me-yes-21 · 2 years

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Neil: I hate you.

Andrew: I hate you too. In fact, I hate you 300% more than the day we met.

Matt: *from beside Neil as his best man* What the fuck you two? These are your literal wedding vows.

Renee: *who knows how they talk to each other in tears* That was so beautiful.

#wymack is hiding his supportive dad tears behind a whiskey glass #kevin is andrew's best man but only because nicky lost the spot #when he asked neil if he was going to wear white lingerie to the honeymoon #matt planned the bachelor party so nicky wouldn't invite male strippers #i know nora said they wouldn't marry but a being can dream #all for the game #the foxhole court #aftg #andrew minyard #neil josten #aftg incorrect quotes #andreil #renee walker #matt boyd

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starsfic · 11 months

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Favorite Part

Summary: Xiaojiao has a question for Red Based off a convo in Discord and I got struck with the writing bug. Ko-Fi

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"HOW DARE YOU?!"

Qi Xiaotian jolted at the yell, nearly sending red paint splattering over the blue of the waters of Water Curtain Cave. He sighed in relief when he looked it over and saw a lack of red in the blue (No need to make it look like there was blood in the water.) With that crisis adverted, he cocked his head.

"HOW DARE YOU?! HE IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!"

What the fuck was Red yelling about?

Xiaotian set down his paints and poked his head out of his studio. Red's yelling had quieted down some, but he could still hear raised voices. Why? He had no clue. When it was announced that they were getting married in a few months, everyone had been on board with it. Even DBK and Iron Fan, who Xiaotian had honestly been worried about, had been happy. So who would Red be yelling at?

Xiaotian poked his head in and sighed. Of course. Red loomed over Long Xiaojiao, who looked super annoyed. "What's going on?"

"Hey!" His bestie waved, her annoyance fading off her face. "Red Boy and I were just-"

Warm arms wrapped around him. "How dare you?!" Red repeated for the third time. Suddenly Xiaotian's feet were leaving the ground as his fiance scooped him up. "How could you think I could narrow down one thing I love about this man?!"

"Uh..." Xiaotian didn't really mind the cheek nuzzle, but he was still confused. "...what's going on?"

Red snorted against his skin. "Xiaojiao is being rude."

Xiaotian glanced at Xiaojiao and she sighed. Her annoyance was back, he could see it in how her brows furrowed. "I asked Red what his favorite part of you was. I need another activity to do during the bachelor party and I figured making a pinata was a fun thing." Ah, right. When men of honor had come up, Xiaojiao had been stuck between Red and Xiaotian, since both of them were her best friends. Macaque had suddenly jumped in, claiming the role of Xiaotian's man of honor (why he wanted it, he still had no idea), so Xiaojiao was Red's man of honor. "I mean, it sounded like a good idea."

"And awful!" Red scoffed. "Honestly, Xiaojiao...come along, Noodle Boy, I'll comfort you."

"Wait, Red, she didn't mean it to be-" Xiaotian sighed as Red began his march to their bedroom. "Sorry!" he called over Red's shoulder.

Xiaojiao shrugged with a smile tugging at her lips and Xiaotian had a feeling that this was gonna go in some sort of wedding slideshow. "It's fine! I'll find something else."

"Hopefully," Red huffed. "All of you is my favorite part. She couldn't just find a pinata of you?" Xiaotian opened his mouth, ready to retort on how rude it was, and then warm lips pressed against his forehead. "Honestly..."

"...Your hair is my favorite part."

"Yes, yes, I know."

#my writing #Spicynoodles #Spicynoodleshipping #LMK #Monkie Kid #LEGO Monkie Kid #Traffic Light Trio #Red Son #Qi Xiaotian #Long Xiaojiao #for those curious she ends up having Xiaotian make a clone stripper.#Xiaotian's bachelor party is gonna be a noodle-making party

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terrence-silver · 8 months

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What would Terry’s bachelor party be like?

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― Twig undoubtedly is the type not to want to have a bachelor's party in the classical sense, because the only person he wants to spend time with weeks before his wedding, is the person he's marrying. Why? Because he's loyal, devoted, entirely besotted with boyish puppy love galore and wants every waking moment spent glued to his person's side, so really, nothing debauched is bound to happen. Not of his own volition anyway. No strippers jumping out of a cake, for example, even though he can more than afford an extravagant party, which, chances are, he'd be want to attend with beloved, even though, all things considered, that's not exactly how a bachelor party functions, but hey, try telling that to someone who is in love as much as a young Terry is capable of falling in love. Twig is very likely to go out with John, as the only male friend he holds dear at the time, or really, if we're honest, in general after the war. Have a drink. Toast for the good times. Talk. Reminisce. Perhaps make up for the lack of any festivity in the traditional sense by treating John to something grand as a way for them to kickstart and celebrate a new chapter in Twig's life together, doing so by spending money on John, even though Twig, generous as he is, should be the one receiving wedding presents instead of giving them --- something he absolutely insists shouldn't be the case because he's so happy he's getting hitched, he wants to share his joy in any way he possibly can. Afterwards, returning home to beloved with or without John absolutely sober, clean, very enthusiastic and eager to be married already, being entirely content with having no bachelor party at all, seeing it as a needless detour to what he wants --- what he really wants. And that is, as idealistic as it sounds, to be with his person.

― Terry Silver in the 80's is typically seen as something of a lascivious, unhinged hedonist, and while that isn't untrue whatsoever (and Terry himself prides himself on such titles to the highest possible extent), the same thing that rang true for him while he was Twig rings true now, except, somewhat flipped on its head; strippers do happen this time around. Sex workers, starlets, celebrities and escorts. The high end jet set of LA. Alcohol. Blackjack. Cigars. Cocktail gowns. Catered food. Personalized invitation cards. Limousines parked in front of the manor in the dozens. Waiters. Statues made out of ice. A privately commissioned band playing live music all night long. And a jacuzzi filled with champagne, for all we know. Terry Silver arranges all of this and much, much more --- but very much for the enjoyment of others. For his numerous important guests. Not for himself. It's a flaunting of money, power, prestige, unhinged fun that feeds into the whole playboy moniker he for sure garnered all while he doesn't really participate himself, even though...really...everyone would expect someone like him to, and for good reason. His bachelor party is the talk of the city. The talk of The Valley --- the whole State, in fact --- as the most extravagant, expensive affair of the decade where everyone who is anyone attends, but the man of the hour himself is scarcely seen without his beloved on the actual event; a twist few people expected. Truth is, Terry Silver has eyes only for his beloved and nobody else and chances are, somewhere in the middle of the party, he is likely to pretty openly disappear with them and be heard very ardently and vocally practicing for the honeymoon somewhere upstairs, in his mansion. He celebrates his bachelor party, in big style, in his own way.

― Old man Terry outright has no bachelor party to speak of either, not even formally, as a way to show off, no --- and this is exclusively by his own explicit choice and no force can dissuade him otherwise because he's a grown, mature man and feels he has no need to 'live it up' in the last few days of his singlehood and unmarried status, because he might be convinced he already lived large and lived fast all his youth. He has no desire to compensate for anything he hasn't already done by the tenfolds in decades prior. He views a bachelor party total waste of time at his age; in a chapter of his life when a man has nothing to spare and should, in his very own opinion, cherish every moment like the most precious luxury on the planet, he's undoubtedly already married and long since back from his honeymoon (with a pregnant partner, if at all possible, clearly working overtime) by the time anyone can expect any sort of stag from him or even have a single second to inquire about it (and even if someone does, he for sure charmingly directs the attention back to his newly-minted spouse instead, all while boiling below his nonchalant facade that someone even dared question him and his decisions). It is that easy for Terry. Time management's of the essence and he spends every moment with his beloved like he fears it could be his very last. Thing is, when Terry's committed, he's committed to the bone and when he's not committed, he's not. At any age, if he already reached the level of devotion where he's willing to marry someone and tie them to himself in every way one can be tied to another, he doesn't need anything or anyone else but them, growing absolutely singleminded in his objectives and his desires. No substitutes. No distractions. He knows what he wants and how he wants it.

#generally i can see terry organizing his own stag party for john kreese much rather than for himself #man lives vicariously through john's enjoyment in this one very specific case (and if we're very honest #in many other cases too)#john kreese gets the strippers jumping out of the wedding cake even though terry's the one getting married #and terry? terry's very likely to sit there giving out instructions and watching his johnny getting a lap dance #terry silver #kk3 #cobra kai #bachelor party #terry silver twig #twig terry silver #80's terry silver #old man terry #terry silver x reader #terry silver x beloved

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miamiexoticdancers2u · 11 months

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chicgeekgirl89 · 2 years

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A Firefighter, a Cop, and a Construction Worker Walk Into a Bachelor Party

Fandom: 911 Lone Star

Characters: T.K. Strand, Carlos Reyes, Marjan Marwani, Nancy Gillian, Judd Ryder, Mateo Chavez, Paul Strickland, Francesca Reyes, Cousin Adriana

Summary: A combined bachelor party with all their friends promises a night of fun and celebration. But when some unexpected guests show up, the party goes from Rated G to XXX.

Rating: T

A/N: This came at a suggestion from @bluenet13 involving Adriana and Francesca and strippers and I could not have been more delighted to cause some chaos for our sweet boys.

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“All right, who needs a top off?” Judd asks and several people respond with an affirmative as he walks around with a bottle of whiskey and pours it into their raised cups. “T.K.? What can I get you? Another bubbly water? Mocktail?”

“It’s my own loft,” T.K. says with a laugh. “If I need anything I can go get it myself.”

“Yeah but it’s your bachelor party,” Judd tells him. “You don’t need to be getting anything when we can get it for you.”

“Yeah dude, just sit back a relax!” Mateo says, slapping him good-naturedly on the leg. “Let your people serve you for the night! Hey Carlos!” he yells over his shoulder. “Tell T.K. to relax and enjoy his bachelor party!”

“T.K. relax and enjoy your bachelor party,” Carlos calls back obediently from where he’s leaning against the wall, chatting with his brothers-in-law, Javier, Justin, and Elías.

The day had started with the two of them doing separate activities, T.K. hanging with the 126 crew and driving go-karts, while Carlos had gone to the batting cages with his brothers-in-law and a couple buddies from work. Both groups had met back up for dinner and were now hanging out in the loft, drinking and laughing and playing games.

“This from the man who keeps circling the room and picking up garbage,” T.K. says with a fond roll of his eyes.

It had been a good idea to do this together. The room was full of people they both loved and cared about.

And Adriana and Francesca. Who had shown up despite Carlos explicitly telling them they weren’t invited.

They were currently deep in conversation with Carlos’ work friends. T.K. had heard the words “community policing” and “deescalation” being thrown around and he didn’t envy Carlos’ friends in the slightest. If they all weren’t considering career changes before the night ended, he would be shocked.

“Hey!” Marjan calls over the din, holding up her cup with one hand while she scrolls through her phone with the other. “I found a drinking game! I’m going to ask a question and the answer will be either T.K. or Carlos. If you get it right, you drink.”

There are cheers of agreement and Judd makes the rounds once more to make sure everyone has a full glass.

“Question number one,” Marjan pauses for dramatic effect, clearly happy to be holding court. “Who fell in love first?”

There are laughs all around and when Marjan says Carlos’ name, every hand goes up. Carlos and T.K. exchange amused looks. “That would be true,” Carlos says and everyone yells and laughs and takes a sip.

“Next question,” Nancy reaches over and pulls Marjan’s phone from her hand, scrolling down the list. “Who is the neat freak in the relationship?”

“Carlos,” everyone choruses, taking a drink without even waiting for confirmation.

“This going to be a short game if all the questions are like this,” T.K. says, sipping on the mock-jito someone made for him.

“Well the next one is: who’s louder in bed?” Marjan says, smiling wickedly.

T.K. immediately bites his lip and looks at Carlos who is blushing deeply as everyone laughs. “That depends on the situation,” he says coyly and Carlos looks like he wants to melt into the floor.

Their fun is interrupted by a knock at the door and Carlos’ forehead wrinkles as he scans the room to see if anyone is missing, coming up empty. He wanders over to open it anyway as the game continues with Nancy taking over the questioning. He wouldn’t put it past Mateo or one of his buddies to have ordered pizza in the middle of the party.

But when he opens the door, it’s not a pizza delivery.

“Is this the Reyes-Strand residence?” asks the police officer standing in their hallway.

“Yes,” Carlos says slowly. “Is there some kind of problem?”

“I need to speak with T.K. Strand,” the officer says, pulling a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket and brushing past Carlos to get inside the loft.

Carlos turns around, eyes finding T.K. who looks completely stunned, the exhilaration in the room replaced by surprised murmurs and silence. “T.K. what—?”

“I have no idea,” T.K. says. “I—“

“Sir, what’s your badge number?” Carlos says, already pulling out his phone to call his captain and figure out what the hell is going on.

“You’re T.K.?” the officer asks.

“Yes,” T.K. replies in confusion.

“Can you stand up for me please?”

T.K. slowly complies, looking nervous. Carlos takes a step toward them both. “Now wait a second—“

“I hope you’re ready,” the officer says.

T.K. swallows hard. “Ready for…?”

The officer pulls a portable speaker out of nowhere and grins. “Ready for a strip search.”

He pushes a button, music suddenly blasting through the room, and then rips open his shirt revealing an incredible six pack.

Everyone’s jaw drops as the man begins moving in time to the music with truly astonishing hip rolls and pelvic thrusts.

“Oh my god, I cannot see this,” Judd says, putting a hand over his eyes and turning toward the kitchen. “Gracie’ll murder me.”

“He’s a guy Judd!” Mateo says.

“Don’t matter,” Judd says with a shake of his head.

T.K. looks at Carlos in total shock. “You hired a stripper?!”

“No I didn’t—“ Carlos’ eyes search the room, landing on Marjan and Nancy.

“Don’t look at us,” Marjan says quickly, although she’s clearly enjoying the scene. “We wouldn’t dare.”

It couldn’t have been his brothers-in-law, his sisters would kill them, and his work friends know better too.

That’s when he spots his sister and his cousin in the corner, grinning like maniacs, their phones out recording every second of this chaos. “Happy Bachelor Party T.K.!” Francesca yells, glee all over her face.

“Oh my god. I am going to KILL you,” Carlos bellows over the music.

“Hi, oh, hi, yeah, no thanks,” T.K. says as the cop stripper moves closer.

The man stops, confused. “No thanks? Do you want something different? I can do a lap dance? Or—“

“No, no, no,” T.K. says as Paul finally gets the music shut off. “You’re great, and very attractive, it’s just, I am marrying that really hot guy over there and I don’t need…this.”

“Oh okay, that’s cool, I’m all about consent,” the guy says. He looks Carlos up and down. “You’re the fiancé?”

Carlos crosses his arms over his chest, eyes going hard. “Yeah. I am.”

“Damn. Respect bro.” He holds out a fist and T.K. bumps it.

Carlos takes a breath and tries to salvage the evening’s dignity. “Okay, sorry about this everyone,” he says. “Apparently my sister and my cousin decided to have a little fun at our expense. Let’s all just—“

“Excuse me?”

Carlos turns to find a man in a fireman’s uniform striding into the loft. “Are you Carlos Reyes?” he asks.

“Yes, but—“

It’s too late. The man pulls out a speaker identical to the cop’s and yanks at his pants, which come flying off, leaving nothing but an incredibly revealing thong.

“Oh, those are definitely not regulation,” Marjan says, eyes wide.

“Carlos Reyes, I’m here to get you fired up!” the man shouts, swinging the pants around over his head.

“Actually, technically firefighters are there to put the fire down,” Paul says as Mateo nods in agreement.

Carlos rounds on his cousin and his sister. “I am calling Tía Maria and letting her send BOTH of you to a convent, I swear to GOD Cesca—No, no, no!” he interrupts himself as the man gyrates toward him. “If you touch me I will have you arrested for assaulting an officer!”

The man stops and frowns. “I’m not even close to that guy,” he says, nodding toward the stripper cop who has been handed a beer and a slice of cake.

“Not him. Me,” Carlos says, eyes like thunder.

“Oh come on Carlitos!” Adriana calls. “Have a little fun!”

“Babe, hey, it’s okay,” T.K. says, coming around the couch and taking his hand. “It’s fine, we will laugh about this later.”

“Oh I’ll laugh,” Carlos says. “I’ll laugh when I CALL MOM AND TELL HER WHAT THEY DID!”

“You wouldn’t dare,” Francesca says, her eyes still sparkling with mirth.

“Hi, sorry, what’s happening?” stripper firefighter asks.

“We’re not going to be needing your services tonight,” T.K. says smoothly. “But you’re welcome to stay and have some cake.”

“Oh cool, thanks,” the guy says. “I’m Matt by the way.”

“Joel!” the cop stripper calls.

“Matt why don’t you come on in here we’ll get you a beer,” Judd says, having reappeared now that the imminent threat of nudity has ended.

“Carlos, breathe,” T.K. says, rubbing his hands soothingly up and down Carlos’ arms. “You can’t kill them. They’re family. And you’re a cop.”

“Which means no one will ever find their bodies,” Carlos grinds out, glaring at his sister and his cousin who are sauntering toward them. “I wouldn’t come over here right now if I were you!” he snaps.

“Don’t be such a prude!” Francesca says with a roll of her eyes. “It’s your bachelor party! It’s what people do!”

“People!” Carlos practically yells it. “Not us!”

“Hello?”

Everyone turns as a construction worker steps in through the still open door. “I’m looking for Carlos and T.K.?”

“What did you do, invite all the village people to my house?” Carlos cries.

“We thought maybe a cop and firefighter were too on the nose,” Francesca says. “Thought we’d add a little variety.”

“Hey, you know I’m not a firefighter anymore, right?” T.K. asks.

“Yeah, we tried, but apparently paramedic strippers aren’t very in demand,” Adriana tells him. “So unless you want to brush off some of your own stripper moves…”

“Dude, you’re a dancer too?” Matt asks as he walks by with a plate of cheese and crackers, still pants-less. “Right on! What clubs do you work?”

“No, I—I am not a stripper,” T.K. says.

Carlos is seething. “I swear to god, if a sailor or a biker walks through that door…”

“What, do you think we’re made of money?” Adriana scoffs. “You may be special primo, but you’re not four strippers in one night special.”

T.K. reaches around Carlos and shakes the construction worker’s hand. “Hi…?”

“Dylan,” the man supplies.

“Hi Dylan, I’m T.K., this is my fiancé Carlos, and we are so sorry about all the confusion. How do you feel about cake?”

“I can just go…” Dylan says slowly, clearly realizing he’s stepped into something.

“No, please stay,” T.K. says. “We have plenty of food and it’s the least we can do for your trouble, right Carlos?”

He squeezes Carlos’ hand reassuringly. “Fine,” Carlos says, his voice tired and resigned. “But everyone who’s staying needs to be wearing all their clothes! And please use a coaster!”

Despite the unexpected arrival of extra guests, the rest of the night goes off without a hitch. T.K. keeps his fiancé well away from Adriana and Francesca who are refusing to apologize and honestly really feel they deserve a little more gratitude for making the party so much more fun.

It’s nearly two am by the time they say goodbye to the last of their guests. Carlos locks the door and then slumps against it. “Never again,” he says.

“Well I hope not,” T.K. says with a smile, letting his hands slide from Carlos’ ribs down to his hips. “If we’re both bachelors again, something has gone seriously wrong.”

“What did I do to deserve Adriana and Francesca?” Carlos moans. “I mean, what were they thinking?”

“They were thinking that you like hot guys and they like hot guys,” T.K. tells him. “They’re really smart babe, but their people skills need work. You know that.”

“I don’t like hot guys. I just like you,” Carlos tells him, a slight pout on his face.

T.K. chuckles. “That’s a little offensive, but thanks. I like you too.”

“You know what I mean,” Carlos says with a sigh.

“I do.” T.K. reaches up and runs a thumb gently over the crease in his fiancé’s forehead. “Stop worrying about tonight. Everyone had fun. Your brothers-in-law already know what Cesca and Adriana are like. The 126 doesn’t care, in fact, I’m sure they all found it very hilarious and will be making jokes at my expense for the rest of my life. And your work buddies didn’t seem to mind either.”

“I know, I know,” Carlos says. “I just…they drive me so crazy sometimes. How is that possible? We’re grown adults and they still know how to push all my buttons.”

“Because they’re family,” T.K. tells him. “It’s what they do.”

“Well I wish they didn’t,” Carlos grumbles.

T.K. studies him for a minute and then casually hooks a finger through one of Carlos’ belt loops, tugging just a little. “You know, I was thinking…”

Carlos raises his eyebrows. “Oh were you?”

T.K. nods, a mischievous smile spreading across his face. “I was thinking that it’s not fair that I got the full stripper cop experience tonight, but you didn’t get the full stripper paramedic experience.”

“Yeah, I really think I’m okay with that,” Carlos says.

“Are you sure?” T.K. asks, running a finger down Carlos’ chest. “Because if you’d like a paramedic stripper experience, I might know a guy.”

Carlos’ dour expression shifts as he bites his lip, fighting a grin at T.K.’s overt flirtation. “Oh you might huh?”

“Yeah I might.” T.K. smirks as he leans in and kisses Carlos once, then again, then gently pulls him away from the door so that he’s walking backward toward the bedroom. “Is that something you’d be interested in?”

“I think I could be.”

“Oh you think you could be?” T.K. teases.

“Yes, I think I could be.”

“I think you could be too.”

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