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ghostlyhamburger · 10 months

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Husband Watches Miraculous: Shanghai Special

OK so we don't have an ultra long intro this time. Maybe that extra five minutes will be put towards plot!

That wristband. That's Wayzz. Oh no it's a dragon charm.

I called it! Fan guy will be explained in the next special! It's gotta be connected to the Miraculous bullshit somehow.

I really like this intro so far.

Guardian was always capitalized in the other subtitles but not here so that makes me think this might not be Miraculous stuff.

Oh so they murdered her father.

There was no real leadin to the other special that gave any context. I like Fei so far.

Is this supposed to be summer break?

And someone's gonna try to steal Tikki.

Girl NO. NOOO.

There are LIMITS to the amount of crazy a girl should be able to get away with. DO NOT PUT YOURSELF IN A BOX AND SHIP YOURSELF TO SHANGHAI. that is stalkerish.

Gabriel's actually going? Are you actually going to let Adrien spend time with friends?

All right so what's this magical eclipse all about?

How'd he get the bracelet?

So the Prodigious is the prototype of the Miraculous?

If you destroy them you can't get their miraculouses

Okay. I just need to point out some serious stupidity. The trinket for the Prodigious was already in China. It was stolen from the person in China. and then sent to Paris so that he could fly it back to China to take part in the ritual to get the Prodigious. WHY

That is how spines break! Marinette has no spines! Or maybe she could fit inside that box actually

So Tom and Sabine were struggling financially according to other episodes. How are they gonna afford to send her to China?

Why is he prepared for this?

Okay so they actually explained it.

When did he learn to speak English? That was a big thing of his episode, that he could not speak English or French. Or did Marinette learn to speak Chinese or one of the many Chinese languages.

Oh they addressed that.

This is a much better getting someone who's not familiar with the thing getting invested in the story rather than punching your face in heavy handed.

They had to do completely new modeling for this.

Those are just actual photos.

Why the fuck

Super stalkery

Ahh. Gorilla collects action figures.

This is not gonna go well.

It's weird seeing Gabriel walk around and do shit.

So this is Fei's story, basically.

Hm. Master of disguise stuff.

Gorilla's actually doing his job!

Dead eye Tikki

She took the kwagatama.

There's no way she wouldn't notice the earrings slipping off. The inconsistency of the rules is really annoying. In Lady Wifi, Alya had to go behind the ear to get the backing but now they're clip ons?

Also you would definitely feel your bag being taken like that

Okay this is a cute little moment.

There's a lot of tourists in Shanghai, she should be able to get help.

Dumplings.

I like Bastille.

But he's the one who's been fucking with you!

That's the same fan that the bad guy had, so

This is the start of a very pixar-esque style that we see later on.

Oh they're just trying to help! Oh that's nice of them.

This one's just a lot more interesting than the other special.

I like how Gorilla's just playing with the bird.

They're both horrible liars.

If she doesn't have her wallet, how is she going to pay?

I like these little moments, but the subtleties on Fei's face say the guilt is getting to her as she's getting to know Marinette.

Aaand Chat Noir to save the day.

Your forms will do nothing here. You're just wasting energy.

Those are good kids. They're doing their best to help.

So we got an eclipse that does magic.

aaand Marinette switched modes.

"You're gonna call your uncle right now" with Marinette's own phone.

I like the subtle echo they have on Hawkmoth's monologue.

[Marinette transforms] is now really the time to dance, girl?

Into the well. Where she's gonna accidentally find the real thing, I think.

I wonder if the colors mean anything on that giant god of war esque staircase.

So this is gonna summon oh that's a big dude.

So Chat's gonna come in and he's gonna fight Hawkmoth and Fei's gonna fight the Prodigious dude

I like the outfit.

[Long Long] is cute.

Oh that's interesting. So it's a different type of transformation.

Heh Hawkmoth got a basketball to the dick

I didn't know he could use an akuma to change other people. That doesn't follow logic we saw in the Stoneheart episode. Although maybe since it returned to him he was able to repurpose it?

Time to get the fuck out of there, it's kaiju time.

"We gotta break the ball, the akuma's inside!" and now it's inside him.

[Gabriel gets thanos'd] oh jesus christ. He's murdered. He's just straight up murdered.

I like that this shows that the akumas are not completely controllable. It opens up a lot more ideas and things they could do with it that I know they're not going to.

This just feels like a complete story without rushing through everything.

"Only the power of the object can reach the akumatized object!" how do you know that? You know nothing of the Prodigious, Tikki has told you nothing of it! You could just dive into the mouth and get the thing yourself!

Goodbye Kitty.

You kinda need to survive so you can reset bomb everything.

Is this where Marinette reveals herself?

"Everything is because of me" No it's because of Hawkmoth. It's literally 1000% his fault. You're just the unlucky sucker who's in it and I hate this trope it is so stupid.

Kaiju battle!

That's a big vase. Put the dragon in the vase?

This is a reference to something, I just don't remember what.

It's nice seeing when Hawkmoth's plans actually go awry.

Everyone and everything back to existence! Except they all know what death is like now.

That was good form on that kick.

So Mei Shi's a kwami.

Overall thoughts. I like the implications of the Prodigious but it's not explained enough. It's like they're an attempt to attain things that shared aspects with other miraculouses but that's too much power for one person and the guardian is a kwami? Or like a kwami? I have so many questions that will never be answered on it.

Overall I like it though.

#husband watches miraculous ladybug #ghostly's husband #miraculous ladybug

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baekhvuns · 2 years

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I finally got fluffy San back, he looked so cute with his hair down :"( and Seonghwa doing the Spiderman pose during the fan sign, plsss fucking nerd gonna kiss his forehead if he doesn't stop. Just a DILF professor Mingi and his son

https://twitter.com/princechoisan/status/1522298616538439680?t=_gXTXq4Mao6HwtmjhLLV-Q&s=19

Also, Hwa pls NOOOOO: https://twitter.com/holyseonghwa/status/1522308376813834240?t=ozeIi5Z7DtNeFADrmHIosg&s=19 Just search your name on twt and you'll see it all 💀

Omfg at first I thought your pcs were of Ateez only, but I zoomed in and Mr Kai???

Perhaps that girl is a Shinestar idk, thankfully I rarely comment and try to keep it civil, lmao but it's so funny what a reunion. I feel bad for parents with demonic children cause you can tell some of them are trying yet the kids are just evil... but many just don't give a fuck CAUSE THEY'RE KIDS LET THEM HAVE FUN, well Melissa your kid is throwing M&Ms at everyone...yeah that happened actually, one kid hit my glasses and I almost unleashed hell. It was yeeeeeears ago when I worked in a store. Also some kids would steal sweets, actually if they asked I would give them some (we weren't supposed to do that, but I didn't care for that job anyways) but if they stole and left the wrappers for us to clean 🔫🔫🔫🔫 and some parents thought it was acceptable. Hell adults did the same shit and sometimes I would chase after them with the wrappers to call them out or sneak up on them while they were consuming and be like "enjoying your stolen treat?" they thought they were being subtle. I didn't give a shit about them stealing from the shop I just didn't want to collect their rubbish and seeing them go 👁👄👁 was always funny as hell, good times!

I can't eat kinder surprise chocolate now though I miss it :((( also the toys nowadays are pretty shitty from what I've seen same with Happy Meals, wtf the quality went 📉📉📉📉 *boomer mode on* back in my days we got cool collections like elephants, vampires, aliens, hippos, cats, crocodiles... (the fact I searched for them and it said VINTAGE 90S TOYS made me feel so old wtf 🤧 they were sold in the early 00s as well wdym 🤚🏻)

https://www.ebay.com/itm/252318507984?_ul=MX - Another proof I was obsessed with collecting stuff from the start. Did you have Bratz or other dolls too? And are you familiar with those skinny bitches from McDonald's lolol sorry for the ancient looking photo, they were called Betty Spaghetty

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/DdMAAOSw-mdetCar/s-l300.jpg

And the doggos: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwpcxqIWEAAm8w0?format=jpg&name=small

Fun fact I left the Husky one at the airport in Rome 😢 but then I found out that my cousin switched our Huskies cause hers was a bit damaged (I didn't realise lmao) so I eventually took hers (well mine) as a revenge. She thought it got lost 🤭

The speshol came from this jsushwhahbdshaj https://youtube.com/shorts/UITdXUUEsQI?feature=share

WE ARE NOT ROOTING FOR YOU omg nooo 💔💔💔 but tbh what's with people creating boring leads... I mean some deserve better they're plain, but just like people irl so it's kinda hypocritical to call them uninteresting while most people are this way. But some characters are just... they're just there and all attention is supposed to be on them, but even their dog is more interesting and relatable. Some Y/N's are the same way, I don't need to relate to them 100%, but omfg make them bearable at least!

BM is not exactly a murder and crime mystery, I mean there's murder, crime and mysteries 😂 but it's about dystopian worlds basically, the consequences of technology, lots of angst - pretty mind fucking stuff. - DV 💖

hi!!!

HE RLY DID !!! like yellow whipped cream 😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO IM FIRST GET IN LIKE 🔫 pls…not dilf mingi pls pls 🤚🏼😭

Also, Hwa pls NOOOOO: https://twitter.com/holyseonghwa/status/1522308376813834240?t=ozeIi5Z7DtNeFADrmHIosg&s=19 Just search your name on twt and you'll see it all 💀

LMFAOOOO PLS IF HE EVER HAD THAT ABILITY IT WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSING WHEN HE FINDS HOW HORNY SHINESTARS ARE 😭😭😭😭 no fr search ur name bro

Omfg at first I thought your pcs were of Ateez only, but I zoomed in and Mr Kai???

mr kai runs this body <3 kind of strange that ik exo since debut yet have two albums from them and ik ateez for more than half their time and have their entire discography 😀

AS I WAS WRITING THIS THERES KIDS 😭 A GROUP OF KIDS OUTSIDE SCREAMING AND RUNNING AND u know those noise making things u get for birthdays?? the one u blow in and it goes “eeeee” …..that’s what’s been going on it’s BEEN HOURS IM CRYING GENUINELY THERES TEARS IN MY WYES FHWJDHWKFKLW THE AMT OF TIMES I WENT TO THE WINDOW TO GIVE THEM A GLARE BUT THEIR MOTHERS WINT EGEN STOP THEM IMSCRCEKAJMG,,,,

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭 FBWKDH U DDINT CARE IF THEY STOLE BUT IF THEY THREW WRAPPERS LMFAOOO 😭😭😭😭😭 it’s on site, one of my friends worked at walmart, he saw someone steal bananas and never reported bc he said “im not paid enough too” 😭😭😭

OH NAURRR 😭😭😭 no fr happy meals r so changed now and for what ?????? LMFAOOOO NOT VINTAGE 😭😭😭😭😭

do u rmr the 2010 shrek happy meals??? i had this shrek himself https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LOzL3G94TR4

BDMWBDKW I DID!!! i had a 2008 yasmin or sasha doll,,,, idk which out of the two but i had one of those and the way i was so obsessed fbwhdhd SKINNY BITCHES 😭😭😭 LMFAOOO BETTY SPAGHETTY I DO I RMR 😭😭😭

omg do u rmr this doll https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/barbie-barbie-love-doll-taffy-dog-1916951645 i have this exact one with me rn, hair chopped and highlighted with a highlighter 😭😭😭😭

The speshol came from this jsushwhahbdshaj https://youtube.com/shorts/UITdXUUEsQI?feature=share

LMFAOOOO PLS 😭😭😭😭 THEYRE SO FUNNY 😭😭

no that’s so true, so true so true 1000% like main characters r supposed to have an oomph but also be like normal ppl u know?? YEAH MAKE THEM BAREABLE 😭😭 like those older kdrama girlies have more personality than the new ones 🔫

OHHHHHH DYSTOPIAN 👁👄👁

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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lovemesomesurveys · 3 years

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Sleep with or without clothes on? I always sleep with clothes on.

Prefer black or blue pens? Black.

Dress up on Halloween? Nah, not anymore.

Like to travel? Yes. I wish I could more of it. And now with the pandemic who knows when I’ll be doing any traveling.

Like someone? I don’t have any romantic feelings for anyone currently.

Are you dating the person you like? There’s no such person as I said.

Do they know? Uh, wouldn’t the person I was dating know I was dating them?

Who sleeps with you every night? No one.

Think you’re attractive? No.

Want to get married? No. It’s not something I see ever happening for me.

Are you a good student? I was. I’m done with school now.

Are you currently happy? No.

Have you ever cheated on someone? Been cheated on? Nope and nope.

Birthplace? Somewhere in California.

Christmas or Halloween? Christmas.

Colored or black-and-white photo? Colored, but black and white photos are beautiful as well. I just like color.

Do long distance relationships work? They certainly can. People do it.

Do you believe in astrology? Nope.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Not at all.

Do you consider yourself the life of the party? Haha, no, definitely not.

Do you drink? Nah, I haven’t drank in 8 years now and have no desire to. Just wasn’t my thing.

Do you think dreams eventually come true? Not always of course, but some do.

Favorite fictional character? I watch a lot of shows and movies and read a lot of books, so I have many favorites.

Go to the movies or rent? I enjoy going to the movies. Some movies I like to experience in theaters for the first time, like the big ones that I’m excited about. Some movies I think look kinda good, but I can wait until they’re available to rent or stream. I miss going to the movies, though. It’s been almost a year now since the last time.

Have you ever moved? Yeah.

Have you ever stolen anything? When I was a kid I thought the candy in the big candy bins at the store were free, ha. Whoops.

How’s the weather right now? It was super windy today.

Last time you cut your hair? Almost a year ago.

Last person you talked to on the phone? My mom.

Last time you showered? A couple days ago.

Loud or soft music? I like to have the volume at a reasonable level. I don’t need it blasting.

McDonalds or Burger King? I like some stuff from both.

Night or day? Night.

Number of pillows? I only use two, but I have like 11 on my bed lol. I like throw pillows.

Piano or guitar? Piano.

Future job? I don’t know. :/

Current job? I don’t have one.

Current longing? I want Wingstop.

Current disappointment? My mom and brother checked a few places and couldn’t find any of my Starbucks Doubleshot energy drinks, so that sucked.

Current annoyance? My head hurts.

Last thing you ate? Some shortbread cookies. I was dipping them in Almond Breeze that has a hint of honey in it and the combo was delicious.

Last thing you bought? Starbucks.

Most recent thing you are looking forward to? New episodes of my some of my shows I watch this week.

What are you hearing right now? I’m watching a vlog.

Plans for the weekend? Nothing out of the ordinary.

What did you do today? Slept until 5, had coffee, checked my social medias, watched TV, had dinner and watched The Servant with my mom and bro, and now here I am doing surveys and watching YouTube videos.

Pick a lyric, any lyric or song? Nah.

Pick a movie quote? Nah.

Do you believe that Walt Disney is really frozen? No.

Did you ever hear that myth? Yeah, I know about it.

When you get older, do you want children? I’m 31 and know that I don’t want children.

If not do you want cats instead? I want dogs instead.

Do you believe it's easy to forgive and forget? Not the forgetting part.

Do you ever wish your parents would disappear? No!

When you feel like running away from it all, who do you call? I don’t call anyone I just cry and do my normal go-to activities to try and distract myself and get through the day.

Do you speak any foreign languages? Not fluently, but I can speak a little Spanish.

Are you in high school? Nooo, I graduated over a decade ago. I’m old.

Elementary? Omg.

College? Nope, I graduated back in 2015.

How many stairs can you climb before you wanna pass out? Well, I can’t take the stairs at all since I’m in a wheelchair.

Have you ever kissed someone with braces? No.

Do you want to? That’s a weird thing to want to do lol. Like, you can not mind or not care if you did, but to be like, “I really want to kiss someone with braces” is weird.

What color is your shower curtain? Blue.

Do you own a wallet? Yeah.

Do you have any money in it? Nope.

Do you think you smell good? I smell my deodorant.

Do other people agree? Hopefully no one thinks I smell bad.

Do you think painting toenails is stupid? No? I don’t paint my toenails, but I don’t think it’s stupid to do so.

Do you enjoy school? I enjoyed aspects of it.

Why or why not? I’m someone who easily gets overwhelmed, stressed, and burnt out, but I enjoyed learning about the stuff I was interested in and not all the projects were bad.

Have you had sex in the past week? No. Or ever.

Is it awkward when you run into your ex? That never happens. We don’t live in the same city for one, but also I don’t go anywhere, ha.

Are you afraid of falling in love? Yes. I fell in love twice and was rejected and hurt, so not the best experience. But I think I’m more afraid the older I get, too.

Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Sober.

Do you remember who you liked in Year Seven? My best friend at the time, Kyle.

Are there any relationships you wish could have lasted longer? Ty and I never dated, but I feel like something could have happened between us. I feel like it was heading in that direction and if we had more time together... who knows. But things got messed up.

Will you get kissed tonight? Nope.

Have you had to have stitches at all in the last year? No.

How old will you be on your next birthday? 32.

Which is coming next: Christmas or your birthday? My birthday.

Have you ever stayed up all night and then gone to work in the morning? Not work, but school.

Would you pierce your nipples for $100? Nooo.

Have you ever dated someone who had a child? No. That’s not something I want, but that’s also something I worry about the older I get because it’s not uncommon for people my age to have a child, probably more, so finding someone who doesn’t may be hard.

Are you taller than 5’6”? No, I’m like 5′4.

Would you ever consider adoption? I don’t want children, I think I’ve made that pretty clear now.

How do you feel about your life right now? I feel good at all about it.

What’s the last song you listened to? I don’t remember to be honest. I haven’t been listening to music lately.

Have you ever been a clown for Halloween? No.

Is your hair longer than your shoulders? Yeah, it’s past my butt.

What time did you go to bed last night? Not until after 9AM. :/

When did you get up this morning? It was evening time when I got up at 5PM.

When was the last time it rained? A few weeks ago.

Are your fingernails painted at the moment? Nope. I haven’t painted them in years.

Do you ever go hunting/fishing? No. I have no interest in either of those.

When was the last time you went camping? Never. Not something I have any interest in doing either.

Are you currently wearing anything orange? Nope.

Do you know anyone who is a nurse? Yeah.

Are you currently wearing any jewelry? Nope.

Was any of it given to you?

If so, by whom? What are you looking forward to tomorrow? There isn’t anything.

Do you know anyone who plays guitar? Not that I know of.

How many missed calls have you had today? One.

Have you told anyone you loved them today? No.

Are you wearing shoes at the moment? No.

Does it snow where you live? No, sadly.

Do you live within an hour of the ocean? More like 2 1/2 hours.

Do you ever do things even though you know you'll regret it later? Yes. And not do things that I know I’ll regret not doing.

What are you currently sitting/laying on? My chair.

Have you ever dated a friend of one of your siblings? No.

How old is your oldest living grandparent? I think he’s 87.

Do you remember who you were dating in July 2006? No one.

Are you still dating that person? Yes, I’m dating no one. ha.

Who was the last non-relative of the same sex you had a conversation with? My doctor.

Last non-relative of the opposite sex? The nurse at my last appointment.

Do you tend to fall for people who don’t return your feelings? Yep. :/

Where do you go to school, if anywhere? I’m done with school. I wouldn’t give you the name anyway.

Do you have a job? No.

Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing? Hot Topic.

Are you left-handed? Nope.

Do you wear contacts? No, I wear glasses.

Who are your godparents? I don’t have any.

What do you think of winter? I love the winter.

Did you have an imaginary friend as a child? No.

Which parent do you look most like? My mom.

Ever been to Alabama? No.

Do you use eBay to buy or sell? I’ve only ever bought stuff on eBay.

Ever failed a test? Yes.

Do you have any friends who are famous? No.

Is your computer a laptop? It is.

Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? I’ve gone 8 years and have no desire as of now, so.

What did you dress up as for Halloween? It’s been a few years since I’ve dressed up for Halloween. I’m over that part of it.

Your most recent ex breaks down and tells you they love you, what do you do? Ha, that wouldn’t happen.

You and your last ex: who should hate whom? Neither of us should hate the other. Nothing happened to warrant those kind of feelings.

When was the last time you stayed at a hotel? Almost a year ago during my Disneyland vacation.

Would your parents be okay with you dating someone of another race? Yes.

Is your self esteem high or low? My self-esteem is shit. When was the last time you showered? A couple days ago.

Is music a daily part of your life? No. Especially not lately.

Yellow nail polish: yes or no? Sure.

Have you ever received a hickey from the last person you kissed? No.

What are you doing right now? This and watching a YouTube video.

What time did you wake up this morning? I didn’t get up until 5PM.

When was the last time you cried really hard? About a week ago.

Think of your last kiss, was it good? Yeah.

Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? My doggo. (:

Have you ever held hands with the same sex? Yeah, my mom.

If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose? Fall or winter.

What’s bothering you right now? My head hurts.

What were you doing at eleven last night? I was coloring and watching Sister, Sister. Lol, sounds like I traveled back to my childhood.

What was the last thing you drank? Water.

Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone? No. All the clothes I wear are mine.

Have you ever kissed the last person you text messaged? No.

What side of a heart do you draw first? The left, I think.

Is there someone you will never forget? There’s a lot of people I’ll never forget.

Is there someone you don’t ever want to be out of your life? My loved ones, of course.

This time last year, were you single? Yep. I’ve been single for 8 years.

Do you listen to music when you’re down? I don’t turn to music anymore for that, I tend to turn to ASMR.

What is your mom saved as in your phone? “Mama Bear” with a bear and purple heart emojis.

When’s your birthday? July 28th.

Can a relationship last without honesty? I don’t know what kind of relationship that would be.

Do you curse in front of your parents? No. I’m a grown adult and still feel weird about it lol. And it’s not like my parents don’t cuss. My mom loves her f-bombs, ha. I’m just weird.

Are you short? Yes.

Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up? No.

Which shoe do you put on first? I think my left.

Do you wish things were better? That sure would be nice.

What are your plans for Friday? New episodes of a couple shows I watch come out, so I’ll have those to watch. Otherwise, just the same ol’, same ol.’

Saturday? Nothing out of the ordinary.

Anything going on this week? No.

Do you find it hard to trust others? For me, it’s opening up to people that is hard for me.

Are you a patient person? No.

Do you laugh a lot? I haven’t had a good, real laugh in so long. I chuckle and do the blow air out of nose laugh, ha.

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Yeah.

What color shirt are you wearing? Black.

What color are your pants/shorts? I’m wearing blue leggings.

Plan on getting married? No.

Do you believe that love lasts forever? Not always, but it definitely can.

Do you believe everyone needs a second chance? Not everyone, but generally. I give out many chances.

Do you want your tongue pierced? No.

Do you always answer your phone? When it’s my parents or brother.

What woke you up this morning? I haven’t gone to bed, yet, but most likely it’ll be my alarm.

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? It’s only 12:33AM, but I hope to be asleep at 8.

Do you say "sexy" a lot? I like never say that.

Ever made out in a pool? No.

Do you like to have long hair or short hair? Long. I just wish I had the energy and motivation to style it and take better care of it. My hair is so long and all I do is throw it up in a bun all the time.

Where do you keep your money? In my bank.

What was the weather like today? It’s currently 57f.

Do you want to cut your hair? Just a trim.

Do you like sushi? Blech, no.

Are you over the age of 25? Yes. I’m 31. I typed 32 at first, I’m already aging myself up ugh. I have a few months until then.

Do you have a nickname? Just Steph and Sis.

Do you change your phone background a lot? Not a lot, but every few months I’d say. I really get into during the holidays.

Would you get back with your last ex if you could? No.

Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with? Nope. It’s been like 10 years since we’ve talked or seen each other.

How long does it take you to get ready to go out? Ha, my outings only include going to the doctor now, but it doesn’t take me long at all. I put in minimal effort.

Have you ever been strip searched? No.

#personal #text #survey #surveys #long survey

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blissfullylostinarabbithole · 5 years

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At this point, John didn’t know who he wanted to get his hands on more; you, or whoever gave you the polaroid camera you liked using to taunt him.

It started almost instantly. Some VIPs would show up with news of the destruction you caused, and more often than not they would have pictures of his defaced billboards, burning church vehicles, or you posing with Eden’s Gate supplies before stealing them for the resistance.

He thought you had done your worst when you destroyed his sign, and left pictures of you holding Drubman’s launcher and pointing excitedly at the then still intact sign behind you. But you hadn’t. It turned out, you had an even more evil side to you than anyone could have imagined.

His armored convoy had been destroyed, and the Priestess sent to deliver the news held a small stack of photos in her hand.

“Leave them,” he said, dismissing her.

He took the stack and headed to the office he dedicated solely to your hobby, and scanned every picture, every insult, you gave him before beginning to go through the new stack.

The first picture was enough to send his anger into overdrive.

Your filthy beasts were sleeping on his bed; on his silk sheets!

The next photos showed Nick using his beard kit, and included ‘before’ and ‘after’ pictures as well.

Adelaide was drinking his wine, which was hidden, and was wearing one of his favorite moisturizing masks.

You were in his bathtub, playfully blowing bubbles at the camera, at him, while Drubman tried on his clothes in the background.

You knew they wouldn’t fit him!

He had no idea what Charlemagne was doing in his pictures, but he was in his house, touching his things, and that was bad enough.

The archer… he forgot her name… tracked her muddy shoes all over his bear skin rug and plopped them on his coffee table.

His posters had been dug out of storage and used as target practice. Each of you held up your bullet ridden poster with smiles on your faces. Miss Armstrong’s had shot the most at his forehead.

The next ones were the final kick in the teeth; you and your friends had painted his beloved Affirmation using cheap, red, wall paint. After you ruined her, you wrote ‘Jr. Pack Hunter’ on her sides, and took her for a joyride.

You had taken everything, and tainted it.

He screamed. He was sick and tired of being made to look the fool. The first thing he grabbed was a chair, and he flung it across the room. Then it was a small table, and another chair, and before he knew it, the room was in tatters, photos raining down around him.

He caught his breath, straightening his hair and vest before leaving the room, finding a few members of the congregation nearby.

“Get the cars ready,” he ordered steadily. “We’re going to pay our dear deputy a visit.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

Faith hadn’t heard from Joseph yet, but she knew it was only a matter of time. She’d gone to see it for herself, the pile of rubble that used to be the Father’s statue; the final destination of her pilgrimage.

Tears silently fell down her cheeks as she waited for the others to retrieve her bible, trembling with the knowledge that at any moment her radio would come to life with Joseph’s disappointment.

“Sister Faith,” a member of the flock called. “It’s not up there.”

“It has to be,” she insisted, her eyes welling with fresh tears.

The people around her grew uncomfortable, and angry that you’d upset her, and quickly began to reassure her that it must’ve just fallen to the ground in the commotion. They scattered to search the area, calling for more angels to clean up all the debris.

Needing something to do other than wait to hear from Joseph, Faith began to search the area herself. It wasn’t long before someone came to her, holding a toolbox with a note attached.

To: Faith

Love,

‘Rook’ :)

She opened the box, gasping at the contents inside.

“Nooo!” she wailed, pulling her burned bible from the box and clutching it tight. “Why, Deputy? Why?”

She wiped her eyes, and saw the other contents of the tool box. She placed her bible down and took the pictures, her lip trembling as she looked them over.

Dozens of her bliss fields had been put to flame. One of them showed Hurk squatting, with Sharky creating the illusion that the flames were coming out of his backside.

In others, you and your friends were tearing the conservatory apart. Though it never felt like much of a home to her, it still hurt. All the bliss barrels that had gone missing, had turned up there. New bliss would be hard to come by now, and their stocks were slowly getting stolen.

Then, you were in a helicopter, the one you’d stolen for Adelaide. You were circling the statue, posing with an armful of remote explosives.

Finally, you had her bible in one hand, and a lighter in the other.

“Faith?”

She shut her eyes and shuddered, bringing the radio to her lips. “Yes, Joseph?”

“What’s happening over there?”

He would’ve sounded calm to anyone, but she knew better. “The deputy’s gotten a little out of hand.” There was silence, and she waited with bated breath.

“Do I need to come down there and help you?”

“No, Joseph. I’ve got it under control.”

“Good. Don’t disappoint me, Sister.”

In that moment, all the previous Faiths flashed in her mind, but she quickly shook them out. No, she would not disappoint Joseph again.

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

Jacob had heard of the games you liked playing with his siblings, so when he heard you’d entered his region, he wanted to make sure his soldiers were ready for you. He didn’t think much of you when you showed up to arrest Joseph, but he hadn’t gotten a good look. When he captured you, he still wasn’t all that impressed.

When his hunters returned, he knew they’d have something for him. When he flipped through the pictures, he almost laughed. It was some of the same shit you pulled with John: his wolf beacons destroyed, his posters had been graffitied on, many of them with devil horns or a cliche mustache.

“Childish,” he gruffed, tossing them aside. “If they think they can get to me with this petty shit, the little lamb’s even dumber than I thought.”

However, he’d underestimated you.

When he sent soldiers to stop you from freeing the prisoners at the Grandview, only one returned… holding a single photo.

You were holding a sign that said, ‘I’m just getting started’.

The following morning, there was a commotion in the yard. He walked to the window and shouted down, demanding to know what was going on. Everyone looked around, afraid and unsure, and he was losing his patience. Finally, a brave hunter stepped forward.

“It’s your judge, Sir. It’s gone.”

He didn’t bother getting fully dressed, just threw on a pair of pants and his boots before storming outside. He passed the cages, ignoring everyone as they shrank away from him, only stopping once he reached the cage housing his personal judge. It was empty except for a photo of you feeding it.

He made sure to shorten the gaps in between the loop of ‘Only You’ since.

After that, all your pictures were of you and his judge. It was muzzled at first, but he’d heard there was someone working on reversing some of the effects of the bliss, and figured you must’ve taken it to them. Now it was always cuddled up with you, or attacking and feeding on his own soldiers.

A hunter approached with a parcel in hand, and Jacob smiled as he took it from him.

“I’m gonna go visit Peaches for a bit. Don’t bother me unless it’s an emergency.” He took the box and headed outside, tearing it open on the way to his truck. Inside, he chuckled darkly as he placed his own camera on the passenger seat. “You’ve had your fun, pup. Now it’s my turn.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

It had been a long time since Joseph knew fear. It made a brief appearance the day he met you, the one who would make or break everything he’d worked for. But he pushed it aside, having faith in you that you’d made the right choice.

But he was wrong.

Perhaps he should’ve kept a closer eye on John, especially after your cleansing incident, but he needed to trust that his brother would get the job done. He wondered again if he should’ve stepped in when you began to toy with him, knowing full well that his brother’s temper would only work against him. John would’ve taken insult, and it might have undermined his authority within the Project, so he did nothing.

He feared, when he received his own set of photos, that you would be so cruel as to display his brother’s corpse for all of Eden’s Gate, for him to see that you were not a force to be reckoned with. He breathed a sigh of relief when he found no such photo.

Perhaps you’d been merciful, and there was still hope you would find your way to him.

When he received the ones from the Henbane, he knew you were reaching the point beyond salvation. He wasn’t angry as he studied your form throwing a grenade at one of the shrines, he was heartbroken. Over your dirtied tank top, you wore an all too familiar blue shirt, and an ostentatious belt on your pants.

Then, he feared you would humiliate Faith even further by stripping her, as there was no trophy for you to take other than her dress. He was again proven wrong when the next set of photos showed you wearing a floral headpiece Faith liked to wear on special occasions.

News of Jacob’s death reached him, and once again his faith was tested. His family was gone, most of his flock had been killed, and your influence only seemed to grow. He feared God had abandoned him.

He was in his chapel, praying for an answer, when he heard a loud thunk on the wall. Joseph walked outside as some of the few remaining members gathered to see what had happened.

“A boat drove by,” one woman explained. “That deputy threw this and then sped off.”

She handed Joseph the large rock with a photo tied to it, and told the others to return to their patrols.

Joseph untied it and flipped the photo over. Now you also wore Jacob’s jacket, tags, and rabbit’s foot. The picture must have just been taken, as it seemed you were on the river not far from the church. You were pointing at it, letting him know he was next. But that wasn’t all. In your other hand, you held a small sign with just one word: Glasses.

You’d already chosen your trophy.

He crumpled the picture in his hand and walked back inside. He prayed, trying desperately to rein in his anger, his wrath. He was glad no one was around to see him crumble. Joseph started to laugh. Softly at first, but it slowly grew as he felt madness begin to take him over. God had answered.

He would offer you one last chance; you, and the rest of your colleagues.

“My children!” Joseph called as he stepped back outside. “I have a special favor to ask of you.”

The others gathered, eager to hear what the Father planned to do about you. Once they set off to bring in everyone who’d helped you, he left to prepare to give his brother’s eulogy, and a final message to you.

One way or another, it would end the next time you crossed paths.

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#FC5 #Far Cry 5 #John Seed #Faith Seed #Jacob Seed #Joseph Seed #Deputy!Reader #reader #reader insert

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svtntntn · 6 years

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high score!!

co-worker!chan x you, where you and chan both work at a downtown arcade

so the ‘boom boom arcade’ is a really hot spot to hang out @

a lots of ppl from your school go there to grab food, play games, go on dates, take photos by the arcade lights, etc.

there's always the same photo of everyone sitting on the skee-ball machine with the caption: "all these games and yet you still play me” floating on your feed every week

and you need a job to start earning money for future school and other expenses

so you apply for a position as a team member at the boom boom arcade

and cONGRATS, you get the job!!!

you bounce around from working in the back with another team member named hansol

to helping in the kitchen with busboys minghao and mingyu

to working the main arcade floor with lead team member jeonghan

all you really do is man the rewards desk, cashing in people's tickets for any prize within their ticket range and making sure none of the prizes were broken, scuffed or stolen

you're assigned to work the desk with another team member named lee chan

but he’s not there on your shift together?

so you ask around, "jeonghan, hi! do you know who lee chan is? he's not at the rewards desk..."

jeonghan sighs when he hears the name and he walks you over to the arcade games where a huge circle has gathered around a video game machine, "chan? chan! you're supposed to be working!"

"one moment!" he yells, the machine pinging louder in celebration as the people around him erupt in a congratulatory circle

the circle disperses as chan punches in his name next to the new high score with his back to you and jeonghan, "I'm just making sure that the machines run smoothly"

"that’s what you say everyday," jeonghan rolls his eyes, "you're supposed to be working with (y/n) today, not floating on the main floor. she’s still a bit new so you should help her adjust"

"(y/n)? I've heard that name before… I think hansol said she was really pretty—" when chan turns around, jeonghan sidesteps away from you and coughs towards you

"and I think—wow you are pretty," chan is taken aback by you but he quickly recovers, "I MEAN uh,"

you stick out your hand to shake, "I’m (y/n)"

"I-I’m chan, lee chan" he introduces himself again but he cringes inwardly at his eager tone, so he changes the subject, "so where are you assigned today?"

"the rewards desk? with you?"

"oH yeAH"

chan wants the floor to swallow him whole as jeonghan stifles a laugh, but you laugh at his cluelessness

anD WOW your laugh is his new favorite sound

now it's his personal mission to make you laugh and smile 24/7

so he decides to be just a smidge more attentive to you work

just a smidge

he wouldn't want anyone to think that he likes you

oh wait, everyoNE ALREADY KNOWS

everyone can see the hearts in his eyes when he looks at you

he loves hanging out with you and how you’re always so energetic and positive and you always show up to work with a bright smile

he's always keeping an eye out for you when you two are on shift together

like when you almost trip over a loose power cord, chan’s rushing over to you to catch you

or to fall with you

or fall for you ehehe;)

and even when he's playing an arcade game, he's always looking over at you to make sure there's not too many ppl at the desk overwhelming you

and if there’s a swarm of children at the desk, he leaves the game without hesitation to help you

always asks if you’re hungry and will buy you a snack from the vending machine or sneaks some food out the kitchen for you

lets you lean your head on his shoulder when you’re tired towards the end of the night

if it's a slow day at the arcade, chan will persuade you to come and play games with him

he'll help guide you on how to beat the bosses in the fighting games and teach you the way to win all the stuffed animals on the crane games

even winning a couple for you to keep:)

with his expert level dancing skills, you never want to play the dancing games bc you reason you’re at “a disadvantage”

but he pulls you on the machine anyways and lets you make his screen super hard for him

you two like to make bets at the arcade when you people-watch together

"I think that girl's gonna win that stuffed animal"

chan squints at the machine, leaning over the counter, "nooo, she's too close to the corner, the hook's not going to get it"

"okay fine, bET"

you two shake on it and watch the little girl avidly as she catches the stuffed toy but loses it at the last second

you begrudgingly buy him dinner after work

jeonghan's always telling you two not to stare at the guests, as they're kinda creeped out by you and chan watching them play games

so you two change the bets to only when you two are playing games

during another slow day at work, chan end up winning a whole bunch of tickets on a chance game after you bet he couldn't win it

"hmmmmm, what should I get with all these tickets?" chan's so smug as he’s pondering what kind of top tier prize to get himself with his tickets

you pause, glancing around before your eyes caught on a huge prize above chan's head, "you should get the giant stuffed bear"

his eyes bug out of his head as he points to the giant stuffed bear plainly sitting on its own shelf, mostly bc it's a giant stuffed bear as tall as a normal sized child, "but that's 500,000 tickets! I don’t even have enough for it right now"

you smirk, "I BET you won't win enough tickets for it"

chan looks at you and then at the bear again, "you know what? challenge accepted"

and so the bet begins with chan trying to get 500,000 tickets for this giant bear

when you both play games together now, you try to sabotage him and throw him off his game

when you play the basketball game, you take some of the balls and try shooting them yourself, making chan hug you from behind to steal the ball back from you as the timer runs out;)

when he’s on dancing machines, you try to psych him out by acting cute and cheering for him next to the screen, making him turn red at the sight of you being all cute and miss some of the steps:)

jeonghan has to keep yelling at you two to stop fooling around AGAIN, "stop flirting around with each other here. if you’re going to date, go somewhere else"

you wonder if it’s that obvious that you like chan

bc tbh you do

you’ve fallen for this competitive dork who makes you laugh and smile 24/7 and wins you toys on the crane games all the time

at the end of your shift, chan has about 17 tickets thanks to you, "still thinking about getting that giant bear?" you ask him with a laugh

chan hums to himself, "hmmm, I was thinking of getting a better prize…"

you punch out on the time clock and wait for chan to do the same, "wait, what's a better prize than a giant stuffed bear?"

"a date with you"

you raise your eyebrows in surprise, "oh yeah?"

"yeah," chan smiles, "wanna bet?"

#Seventeen #lee chan scenarios #seventeen scenarios #seventeen imagines #seventeen au #lee chan imagines #dino scenarios #dino imagines #my work

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themanicgalaxy · 3 years

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SPN 1X06 Skin

Damn guess what we’re doing again. Christmas day and I have slept five hours so we’re doing Great

I apologize for the general lack of incoherence

that didn’t make sense did it?

Oh god not sexy time murder

This shit probably terrifies me the most not gonna lie

I’m starting to see where the criminal minds crossovers came from

DEAN? DEAN??? WHAT THE FUCK????????

I THOUGHT I WAS JUST MAKING IT UP

NOOO COME ON MAN WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

DEAN GETTING CLOSE TO NOBODY IS T E R R I B LE ADVICE

Sam makes puppy dog eyes 1 time and Dean does what he says awww

Please telling me they’re setting up a leviathan plotline

wait am I supposed to not know that

DeAn’S a cOp you’re gonna get caught AGAIN

I aM aN OffIcEr of ThE Law God damn you you’re going to get yourself caught

Also Sam rly wants it both ways god I feel so bad for him

HE DID NOT ASK FOR THIS SHIT

Does this mean Sam’s fucking 20?? wait let me check

HE’S 22??

I can’t tell if that’s supposed to be old or young, that just feels weird

N O O SAM LOOKED SO HAPPY

Whelp his eyes glow white, that’s definitely a problem

Jesus fucking christ, he catches the conversation then takes their form that’s HORRIBLE

I feel like you have to be pretty well read to know this much about lore, where did these guys get material? Their dad? he doesn’t strike me as the type

Sam stop grinning with “silver bullet to the heart”

God fucking dammit I get we have to have a “you can’t have it both ways” thing, but....I feel quite bad

And just shoot silver bullets, wheeeeee, it’s not like those are expensive

How the fuck does it know so much?? How did it learn???

This confrontation hurts me ugh;asuda;uf

Ope gotta hop on discord for a hot sec

yknow when even a demon is roasting ur family life maybe you need to reassess

NOOOO

DEAN NOOO OH MY GOD OH THAT HURTS

JESUS CHRIST DEAN IS REPRESSING A L O T

See here’s the thing, these monsters all have stories and their own lives and this show is just like M U R D E R and so it’s a bit weird ngl

IT DOESN’T MATCH

Evil demon boi does NOT have ANY game I DISLIKE

AND ITS MUTED AND HES ATTACKING N O PE N O PE N OPE

WHY DID HIS FINGERNAILS POP OFF

WHY DID THEY ZOOM ON THE TEETH FALLING OFF

DEAN DONT CRITIQUE THE PHOTO WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

DEAN YOU SELF SACRIFICIAL BASTARD

OPE AND DEAN FOUND THE LADY

AND SHE’S STOLEN THE IDENTITY

And?? It’s back to Dean?? does it just change meat suits????

Ooo fight scene

Gives me Nebula and Gamora vibes, with the “When we were little I always won”

just Y E E T OVER THE TABLE

Takes the necklace back and that’s it

Well...uh at least...Sam and Becca are on good terms?

THE FREAK CALLBACKKKK

mark the episode: 1x06: “How many chances am I gonna get to see my own funeral”

BUDDY LITERALLY SO MANY

And Dean’s abandonment issues were...not mentioned

warp-up:

1. I knew Dean had issues but jesus poor guy, pls someone hug him

2. poor Sam just wanted to be normal

3. this life is fucked up and both of them deserved a real childhood

4.possible tw for rape-y scenes, definite lack of consent when it was the demon i Dislike that part a lot

5. At least one of Sam’s stanford buddies knows

merry chrysler

#pawswatchesspn #1x06 skin #this episode was childhood trauma-y as hell #pls let these characters be happy dammit

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tarzaposts · 6 years

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Leadership & Respect with Animals

I got this brain storm, and though I’d write about it too...

Since I’ve had all kinds of animals all my life..surely I’ve trained them all.

I have had dogs, parrots, parakeets, cats, guinea pigs, fishes, and the main thing with animals are..you need to talk their language, all animals learn by energy and pressure., different motions and ques. You just need to know HOW!

When I was under 20 I moved out to U.S, I’ve always felt more to be American than Finnish..I felt so at home there than.

I started out as an Au pair..oh, boy..totally not my thing..the family I stayed at had 5 parrots, 1 doberman and 2 kids that were so spoiled brats that .. I could not handle that kind of attitude... money talked..bullshit walked..sorry...

oh..boy..well, surely you can imagine how it turned out.. :)

Yes I found myself spending time, by training the Blue and Yellow Macaw..we fell totally in love..it came walking to my room in the mornings, knocked on the door and climbed up to my bed and started to kiss my face..nibble at my ear rings that got all twisted .. he was so funny..and he came everywhere I went, we drove to the pet store by car and got its feed...etc,..he came by the pool when I was outside... it was my buddy, and we totally understood each other..

Well, macaws usually have 1 owner and that’s it, either they like women or men..hardly both..since it’s hard to know what sex they are you need to make an DNA test..but ., they surely choose the owner themselves.

They are like a 4 y kid that wants all your attention and does all kinds of things to get it.. if not they they do a lot of harm, destroy furniture or what ever they can get their beak to, and it they are depressed..they pull out their feathers..yes, I have seen it too..poor things

People don’t understand the responsibility that comes along with an parrot/ animals, it needs care taking 24/7, My macaw had a room of it’s own :)

well back to my point...

Well, as.the other parrots were jealous at the attention it got from me and they tried to mingle along, but the macaw saw it differently.. there was a Aratinga solstitialis, that kept screaming all the time..it has a terrible noisy scream..and it was mean..tried to bite every time it got close to you.., it had this thing going one that it wanted to be close to you, but not petted..so I left it surely alone. Also Amazona oratrix, don’t recall which amazon it was ..and a Psittacus erithacus ..since its a long time ago don’t remember that clear.

Of course there was this doberman..well guess who was taking it out and trained it as well...it comes naturally to me , I understand and love animals to the bits..they hear me and we communicate with understanding.

All my parrots and parakeets was free in my house, they sat on my shoulder, went outside for a car drive, store etc..if I said them to go to bed, they went to their cage and closed the door behind them..yes..believe they did it ...and more..

I remember 1 time I had my Baby , the name of the Parakeet with me to a grocery store when I lived in Florida..this customer service lady came to me and sais, “Mam, you have a beautiful parrot, but sorry you cannot have it in here..well surely at that time my Baby, was jumping all over the water melons ha haaa.. and I totally agreed than..oh well one funny story..of many more..

It’s all normal to me, I see an animal..I communicate..

I’ve had a doberman here in Finland as well, but not my breed, I have had Cavalier King Charles spaniels, Chinese crest and now also 2 puppies that I train now....

I am so thrilled that I can help people, with animals

I just had a client that had a Chinese crest with fear issues, it had bit twice the neighbor and its son, it was on its way to put down, “‘cause of bad behavior.”

I call it misunderstanding..dogs and horses they all need an SAFE but FIRM Leader!

Happy Ending

We’ll I trained that dog, but mainly the whole family, as they are the owners..the dogs needed 2-3 times of my time and coaching the family to be a leader. All problems cleared and they are a happy family with a dog that has an perfect happy personality as a Chinese crests should have..sorry to say, but this breed is very sensitive and have a lot of misbehaving IF NOT understood!!! Easily turns into fear and aggressive attitudes if not safe.

Here are my precious some of them that I had photos of..since there was NOOO Digital cameras at that time..heres only a few of my darlings..

I used to work with an magician, and there I got my Blue and Yellow macaw.., the other Macaw belov is from the U.S times..

Enjoy..this is just a short inside story of many many more...

This is MY beloved LOUKI that I had in the U.s he slept under covers in my bed with me, it was SO SMART..he was stolen when I left back to Finland and attacked this one guy who came to our apartment when I was away... also BABY that was a parokeet like the one sitting with my other balck cavaljier nose to nose :)

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pan0ramy · 7 years

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100 questions NO ONE ever asks!

thank you for @no-changes-are-permanent for tagging me in this! (even though i’m sleepy and missed the fact that you did, haha)

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? oh god, they HAVE to be closed. my childhood fear of monsters hasn’t really left. D:

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? it depends - if i’m in a hotel in ireland, i won’t normally bother. if it’s somewhere like disneyland, then fuck yeah! little souvenir i guess. :D it’s not stealing, shut up and leave me alone

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? they have to be in. otherwise, since i wear a lot of pyjama shorts, i wake up with bare legs and then i’m cold. D:

4. Have you stolen a street sign before? don’t think i’ve ever had the chance! (probably still wouldn’t if i did, though)

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? my school stuff is COVERED in them :D

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? i don’t really use many coupons, but my mom definitely does this, haha

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? probably the bear. the buzzing would scare me more than the actually bees attacking me. plus you’d die a faster death...

8. Do you have freckles? no. i’m not THAT irish. XD

9. Do you always smile for pictures? i try, even though i think it’s hard to genuinely smile for a photo if you’re not already laughing/happy with the situation you’re in - which for someone with anxiety, getting a picture taken is usually never a happy situation.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? i’ll say it before and i’ll say it again - if you crack your knuckles around me, you will die a slow and painful death. that is all.

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? if i’m really bored, then yeah! but normally i’m listening to music when i’m walking somewhere - i meant it before when i said you’d never see me without a pair of headphones!

12. Have you peed in the woods? not as far as i can remember, actually...

13. Have you ever pooped in the woods? well if i’d never peed in the woods, i’d never have pooped there either would i? XD

14. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? i am basically dancing 24/7 365, even if there’s no music, haha

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? normally i’d do it if i’m in the middle of a test and i’m either really bored, thinking or trying to calm myself down from stress/nerves. other than that, it’s a rare thing for me.

16. How many people have you slept with this week? does my septiceye sam plushie count? ^^

17. What size is your bed? i think it's just a regular ol double bed. comfy as fuck though.

18. What is your song of the week? right now i'm listening to a lot of different stuff, but if i had to pick one song, i'd pick miracles by kris leone - there's an english version AND a korean version. seriously this song and this girl need more aTTENTION BECAUSE SHE'S SO GOOD AND HER VOICE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? of course! to me, there's no such thing as masculine or feminine colours. i think everyone's free to wear whatever they want so long as they're comfortable with it and it makes them feel confident and happy. :D

20. Do you still watch cartoons? well what do you think rick and morty is huh

21. What is your least favourite movie? if i had to pick one, it'd be the live action attack on titan. please. if you like attack on titan, and you've never seen this film - STAY AWAY. STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? i have a little cubbyhole in my room that's a mess, so no-one else checks it other than me. so i know it's not technically digging it, but i'd put it there. :D

23. What do you drink with dinner? if it's spicy, then milk. otherwise, just juice or water. ^^

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? well i would say szechuan if mCDONALDS STILL DID THAT SHIT

25. What is your favourite food? i'm a sucker for indian food in general

26. What movies could you watch over and over again and still love? i will never, EVER get sick of tangled. i'm not a big movie buff, but that movie has my eternal love. <3

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? ........guess who hasn't had their first kiss yet >_<

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? for like two years when i was 6, yeah! we made marshmallow smores outside our building. it was awesome. plus we had amazing halloween parties! (although one year we were playing a game with ginger - i can't remember what it was, so don't ask - and one kid ended up having a really bad allergic reaction D:)

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? if it was for charity/a cause i believe in, then yeah, why not? otherwise, probably not.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? .....umm i honestly can't remember... does writing a message as part of a birthday card count? if so, then i did that about a month ago ^^

31. Can you change the oil on a car? with google and youtube tutorials, i'd be just fine. XD

32. Ever ran out of gas? i'm too scared of that happening in my parents' cars to let that happen, haha

33. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? i'm not driving yet, so no!

34. What's your favourite kind of sandwich? good ol ham and cheese. i'm boring. :D

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? pancakes *_*

36. What is your usual bedtime? during school, no later than 11:30. during summer... i don't really have a bedtime. i just go to bed when i feel tired. ^^

37. Are you lazy? i'm trying not to be as of late, but with summer vacation starting it's kinda hard not to be a little bit lazy, haha

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? i normally dressed up pretty generically, but in my first year of high school i dressed up as effie trinket and won my school's costume competition. i was happy. :D

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? alright, i had to google this, but i'm a dragon! :D

40. How many languages can you speak? english, irish, spanish and i'm learning korean! and then i know small little phrases in other languages (like german and french). i love languages. :D

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? nah. magazines are boring.

42. Which are better: Legos or Lincoln Logs? what the fuck are lincoln logs

43. Are you stubborn? i've had a few people tell me i'm quite patient, so i guess that's the opposite? ^^ (i probably get it from my mom, haha)

44. Who is better: Leno or Letterman? from what i've seen of their shows, i like letterman more. too bad he's not doing his show anymore :(

45. Ever watch soap operas? what, like home and away? fuck no.

46. Are you afraid of heights? if i'm super, SUPER high up then maybe a little, but i'm not normally that bad :) (can’t say the same for poor jackaboi though...)

47. Do you sing in the car? depends on who i'm with! i don't listen to a lot of music on the radio, though, so i'm normally pretty quiet anyways.

48. Do you sing in the shower? ...you're not human if you don't sing in the shower

49. Do you dance in the car? nah, i wouldn't really dance in the car as much as i do sing

50. Ever used a gun? no, but i'm thinking about going to the local airsoft for my birthday next year. why not? ;D

51. Last time you got your portrait taken by a photographer? my actual portrait or just a picture in general? if it's a portrait, then probably like 2009. if it's just a picture taken by a photographer, then that happened last thursday XD

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? BITCH YOU'RE TALKING TO A MUSICAL THEATRE NERD

53. Is Christmas stressful? only if you let it be. ;)

54. Ever eat a pierogi? nooo but i've heard of them and really want to try one D: (gdit mae what have you done to me)

55. Favourite type of fruit pie? it's not as common as the other ones, but it'd probably be apricot pie. i like the taste of apricots, okay?

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? i probably wanted to be a singer at one point, then i wanted to be a vet, then a video game designer, and now i've just settled on computing/programming :)

57. Do you believe in ghosts? yeah, sometimes. not always, though. it depends in the situation. (i know that sounds vague, but trust me. if you search through youtube for this kinda stuff you'll learn what i mean pretty quickly.)

58. Ever have a deja-vu feeling? definitely! does anyone else get that thing where you dream about something and then it comes true a period of time later? or am i just psychic? ;D

59. Do you take a vitamin daily? i was about to say no to this, but i actually drink a little probiotic every day, so i'll put that here! it's to stop my immune system from completely failing me, because the medication i'm on is an immunosuppressant. ^^

60. Do you wear slippers? nah. socks all the way. :D

61. Do you wear a bath robe? i don't really have time for fancy shit like that tbh. if there's someone around i'll just cover up with a towel. serves the same function.

62. What do you wear to bed? ummmm.... pyjamas? ^^"

63. What was your first concert? my first proper concert was an imagine dragons concert two years ago. but my mom did drag me to a lot of her favourite bands' concerts when i was younger...

64. Walmart, Target or KMart? we don't have any of those. fuck it. dealz! which is basically where you buy everything (well, most things) for €1.50. or any stationery/art/video game shop in existence. :D

65. Nike or Adidas? eh. if i had to choose, then nike.

66. Cheetos or Fritos? cheetos. NOT the puffy kind though. we have wotsits to cover that and they taste way better. :D

67. Peanuts or sunflower seeds? i love sunflower seeds, but i'd probably pick peanuts.

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? nope, i haven't!

69. Ever take dance lessons? yes, for about two years or so! then i gave up because of school. >_<

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? nah, i'm not really worried about that! so long as they're a nice person, looks and profession are just a bonus.

71. Can you curl your tongue? no. because i'm an inferior human being. :(

72. Ever won a spelling bee? i've never been in one, WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE. i don't mean to brag, but i'd be pretty confident going into a spelling bee tbh ^^

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? oh, definitely. it's not a common occurence, but the last time i cried happy tears was when xenoblade chronicles 2 and fire emblem warriors got announced back in january. that was basically my dream come true. :D

74. Own any record albums? no, since i wouldn't have anything to play them on! they're a very cool idea though. :)

75. Own a record player? welp i guess i just answered that one

76. Do you regularly burn incense? my mom does occasionally, but i don't.

77. Ever been in love? nope. not yet. unless we're talking about fictional characters or people that don't know i exist. then i'd be here all day. XD

78. Who would you like to see in concert? IF BRENDON URIE COULD EVER COME TO IRELAND THAT'D BE FUCKING GREAT KTHXBYE

79. What was the last concert you saw? imagine dragons :D

80. Hot tea or cold tea? hmmmmm i'd have to say both! i love hot tea but lemon iced tea is THE shit.

81. Tea or coffee? coffee is too bitter for me no matter how much sugar i add to it. :/

82. Sugar cookies or snickerdoodles? i've never tried snickerdoodles (and didn't even know sugar cookies were a thing) but when are cookies ever a bad choice in life? ;D

83. Can you swim well? yeah, i can! i need googles and a noseplug, though, since i'm a weeb.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? ...yes? i thought this was normal is there something special about this i'm missing

85. Are you patient? i try to be. if you test my patience, though, god can't help you in hell. :)

86. DJ or a band at a wedding? ehh all the wedding djs i've seen were pretty cringey, so as long as the band is good, then i'd pick the band!

87. Ever won a contest? yeah! i remember winning an art competition in second year that i didn't even try that hard for, haha

88. Have you ever had plastic surgery? does having teeth removed count? then yeah.

89. Which are better: black or green olives? neither. olives are the spawn of satan.

90. Can you knit or crochet? i used to be able to knit when i was 10 (we did it in school for a while), but i've completely forgotten how. :/

91. Best room for a fireplace? probably the sitting/living room tbh

92. Do you want to get married? i honestly don't know. i guess i'll just see where life takes me!

93. If you're married, how long have you been married? i've been married to video games since i was five years old. XD

94. Who was your high school crush? eh. don't really have one. :)

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? no. it's a very bad idea to be childish about a situation you're not happy with. it normallly doesn't get you very far.

96. Do you have kids? my plushies? yes. i also have my beautiful fire emblem daughter if she counts (#soleilsquad2k17)

97. Do you want kids? again, haven't really decided yet. ^^

98. What is your favourite colour? red! :D

99. Do you miss anyone right now? @itisasign :( (you need to come over to my house i swear tf)

100. Who are you going to tag to do this next? imma tag @tbex2468 and @yourestillnotmytype-58! haven't tagged you guys in anything in a while (i think...?) ;D

#this was long #but awesome! :D #ask meme

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stufftibbywrites · 7 years

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Connor could remember every moment he shared with Reed. Every stolen minute, sneaking away into darker corners of the room to hold hands, to kiss, or just to smile at each other in their own secret way. Reed was affectionate, more so than any other man he’d ever been with. When he slept over, he moved closer to him on the bed, touched his chest, face and body even when his eyes were closed and he was far too tired to respond with anything but a smile. They hid their relationship in the shadows and it pained Connor to not be able to walk with him on his arm, hand in hand for the whole world to see. It was never a case of not wanting to end things with their boyfriends, it was knowing that when they finally did so, there would be hell to pay for it. Daniel was considerably aggressive, Connor was sure that a fight would break out between the two of them. Peter would gossip, he would make both of their lives in school a living hell. Not to mention they’d all gone and booked a damn holiday together away by the sea. There was no backing out now. But Connor had devised a plan, they could endure this for a little while longer. All they had to do was make it through this holiday and they could end things. They’d have to keep sneaking around for a while, making sure no one picked up on the fact that they were seeing each other. Connor didn’t care about what happened to him, he avoided the general public on a regular basis anyway. And even though Reed would swear until he was blue in the face that he could handle it, Connor didn’t want him to have to. Reed was the best thing that had ever happened to him. He was the brightest spark of joy that had ever darkened his doorsteps. He was far more than he deserved and he flat out refused to watch him fall prey to Peter’s bitter rage or Daniel’s anger. They’d been doing this for months now. No one suspected a thing. Everyone knew Connor liked to spend time alone so no one questioned it when he told Peter not to come round because he was busy studying. Or that he took 4 hours to respond to text messages and refused to answer phone calls because that was far too foolhardy. But then there was Reed, the sneaky little concubine that Connor would always let in. Whilst others would turn up at his apartment and knock on his door for an answer, Connor would always ignore. Reed could call, turn up on the doorstep and he was there, ready to sweep him up into his arms and make out with him whilst the two of them attempted to binge watch something on Netflix. Reed was to Connor, a weak spot. He’d do anything for him, anything and without question. He craved him like a nicotine addict would crave a cigarette and Connor was verging on 5 a day which wasn’t nearly enough for him. If a day went by where he could not see him, he would demand photos just so he could see how he looked that day, so that he could miss him just that little bit less. Everyone else had to wait an entire day for a text back, but Reed would be given one within the first 3 minutes of recieving.

He laid with him now, thinking of all the things he wished they could do if they were ‘out’ as a couple. Their skin was now sticky with sweat and other bodily substances. Their limbs relaxed, exhausted but still tangled with one anothers. Connor traced the smooth lines beneath Reed’s eyes, coursing his thumb against cheekbone and rosy pink cheeks. His little lover was lightly panting, his breath beating off of his arm and chest. Through dark lashes he stared up at Connor, their gaze never breaking. He would stay here with him tonight, no questions asked, it was an assumption made between the two of them and it was an arrangement they had no discontent with. Every night they’d fall into this same position, staring back at each other with the gentlest of smiles on their faces. They didn’t say much, sometimes they didn’t say anything, they didn’t have to. The words ‘I love you’ danced dangerously on the tips of their tongues and sometimes, sometimes they let it slip but instead they would pull each other close by the ears and kiss so fiercely that Connor was sure that his lungs could give out at any moment. He sucked the life out of him, drained him in the very best of ways. They could hide out like this for days and he would have no qualms, it was how he liked it - to be alone but to be alone with the only man that truly mattered. This was them, who they were, unapologetically in love and fighting to keep it a secret. It was almost impossible sometimes, how did anyone manage to look at the two of them and not see that they were head over heels for one another? It baffled him. How did they not notice that Connor was obsessed with the way Reed laughed, the way he smiled and the way he sighed when he was tired. He was the only one to notice, the only one to see the changes in Reed’s attitude when his emotions shifted. While everyone else didn’t bat an eyelid at Reed’s irritable groans, Connor would place a hand on his back and rub softly until he could feel his weight fall against him. When he was sad, no one else would notice - but Connor would see the falter in his smile and in quick moment, he’d have his phone out ready to text Reed to ask him to go for a walk with him. It was the smallest of things, the tiniest even - but Connor noticed everything. Right now, Reed was content, he was happy, he felt warm and Connor could hear his breathing, just a happy purr coming from the man he loved in his arms.

“You’re so cute.” He cooed, forcing Reed’s cheeks to brighten a deeper shade of pink. He recoiled and buried his face in Connor’s bicep. It was the worst thing for him to do, because Connor thought it an even more adorable move on Reed’s part. “You can’t just do that and deny the fact that you’re fucking cute.” He laughed, rubbing his hand against the small of his back. He could feel the vibrations of Reed’s ‘Nooo’s’ as he mumbled against his skin, his grumbles and grunts tickling as they traveled through his muscles. They were still so sensitive post sex haze, their bodies reacting to the slightest of movements and Connor was sure he’d never felt more connected to anyone in his life. He wanted to say it more than he ever had, the urge was so fierce that it burned like a fire in his belly and yet he could not. “Reed?” He whispered, coaxing the smaller man out of his shy giggle fit to look up at him. Those eyes, so deep and intoxicating that it became near impossible for him to not say those three words they were so scared of saying. “Reed, I- I really-” He could see it in his face, he knew what was coming, what Connor wanted to say. His tongue rolled with the ‘L’ as it tried to break its way out of him but as usual, before the rest of the word was released into the atmosphere, they were clawing at one another, each man pulling at skin and hair to bring the other closer. The connection of their mouths now drowning out any words that might have been spoken. They knew, they already knew.

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blissfullylostinarabbithole · 5 years

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A Thousand Words

Far Cry 5 Week, Day 5: OC Day - Deputy Olivia “Ollie” Hendrix (Faceclaim Lizzy Caplan)

Summary - Ollie likes to play games and keep the Seeds updated on what she’s been up to.

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(Find the Deputy!Reader version in my masterlist)

At this point, John didn’t know who he wanted to get his hands on more; the deputy, or whoever gave her the polaroid camera she liked using to taunt him.

It started almost instantly. Some VIPs would show up with news of the destruction she caused, and more often than not they would have pictures of his defaced billboards, burning church vehicles, or her posing with Eden’s Gate supplies before stealing them for the resistance.

He thought she had done her worst when she destroyed his sign, and left pictures of herself holding Drubman’s launcher and pointing excitedly at the then still intact sign behind her. But she hadn’t. It turned out, she had an even more evil side to her than anyone could have imagined.

His armored convoy had been destroyed, and the Priestess sent to deliver the news held a small stack of photos in her hand.

“Leave them,” he said, dismissing her.

He took the stack and headed to the office he dedicated solely to her hobby, and scanned every picture, every insult, she gave him before beginning to go through the new stack.

The first picture was enough to send his anger into overdrive.

Her filthy beasts were sleeping on his bed; on his silk sheets!

The next photos showed Nick using his beard kit, and included ‘before’ and ‘after’ pictures as well.

Adelaide was drinking his wine, which was hidden, and was wearing one of his favorite moisturizing masks.

The deputy was in his bathtub, playfully blowing bubbles at the camera, at him, while Drubman tried on his clothes in the background.

She knew they wouldn’t fit him!

He had no idea what Charlemagne was doing in his pictures, but he was in his house, touching his things, and that was bad enough.

The archer… he forgot her name… tracked her muddy shoes all over his bear skin rug and plopped them on his coffee table.

His posters had been dug out of storage and used as target practice. Each of them held up their bullet ridden poster with smiles on their faces. Miss Armstrong’s had shot the most at his forehead.

The next ones were the final kick in the teeth; the deputy and her friends had painted his beloved Affirmation using cheap, red, wall paint. After they ruined her, they wrote ‘Jr. Pack Hunter’ on her sides, and took her for a joyride.

She had taken everything, and tainted it.

He caught his breath, straightening his hair and vest before leaving the room, finding a few members of the congregation nearby.

“Get the cars ready,” he ordered steadily. “We’re going to pay our dear deputy a visit.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

Tears silently fell down her cheeks as she waited for the others to retrieve her bible, trembling with the knowledge that at any moment her radio would come to life with Joseph’s disappointment.

“Sister Faith,” a member of the flock called. “It’s not up there.”

“It has to be,” she insisted, her eyes welling with fresh tears.

The people around her grew uncomfortable, and angry that the deputy had upset her, and quickly began to reassure her that it must’ve just fallen to the ground in the commotion. They scattered to search the area, calling for more angels to clean up all the debris.

Needing something to do other than wait to hear from Joseph, Faith began to search the area herself. It wasn’t long before someone came to her, holding a toolbox with a note attached.

To: Faith

Love,

‘Rook’ :)

She opened the box, gasping at the contents inside.

“Nooo!” she wailed, pulling her burned bible from the box and clutching it tight. “Why, Deputy? Why?”

She wiped her eyes, and saw the other contents of the tool box. She placed her bible down and took the pictures, her lip trembling as she looked them over.

Dozens of her bliss fields had been put to flame. One of them showed Hurk squatting, with Sharky creating the illusion that the flames were coming out of his backside.

In others, the deputy and her friends were tearing the conservatory apart. Though it never felt like much of a home to her, it still hurt. All the bliss barrels that had gone missing, had turned up there. New bliss would be hard to come by now, and their stocks were slowly getting stolen.

Then, she was in a helicopter, the one she’d stolen for Adelaide. They were circling the statue, posing with an armful of remote explosives.

Finally, she had Faith’s bible in one hand, and a lighter in the other.

“Faith?”

She shut her eyes and shuddered, bringing the radio to her lips. “Yes, Joseph?”

“What’s happening over there?”

He would’ve sounded calm to anyone, but she knew better. “The deputy’s gotten a little out of hand.” There was silence, and she waited with bated breath.

“Do I need to come down there and help you?”

“No, Joseph. I’ve got it under control.”

“Good. Don’t disappoint me, Sister.”

In that moment, all the previous Faiths flashed in her mind, but she quickly shook them out. No, she would not disappoint Joseph again.

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

Jacob had heard of the games the deputy liked playing with his siblings, so when he heard she’d entered his region, he wanted to make sure his soldiers were ready for her. He didn’t think much of her when she showed up to arrest Joseph, but he hadn’t gotten a good look. When he captured her, he still wasn’t all that impressed.

When his hunters returned, he knew they’d have something for him. When he flipped through the pictures, he almost laughed. It was some of the same shit she pulled with John: his wolf beacons destroyed, his posters had been graffitied on, many of them with devil horns or a cliche mustache.

“Childish,” he gruffed, tossing them aside. “If she thinks she can get to me with this petty shit, the little lamb’s even dumber than I thought.”

However, he’d underestimated her.

When he sent soldiers to stop her from freeing the prisoners at the Grandview, only one returned… holding a single photo.

She was holding a sign that said, ‘I’m just getting started’.

“It’s your judge, Sir. It’s gone.”

He made sure to shorten the gaps in between the loop of ‘Only You’ since.

After that, all the pictures were of her and his judge. It was muzzled at first, but he’d heard there was someone working on reversing some of the effects of the bliss, and figured she must’ve taken it to them. Now it was always cuddled up with her, or attacking and feeding on his own soldiers.

A hunter approached with a parcel in hand, and Jacob smiled as he took it from him.

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

It had been a long time since Joseph knew fear. It made a brief appearance the day he met the deputy, the one who would make or break everything he’d worked so hard for. But he pushed it aside, having faith that she’d make the right choice.

But he was wrong.

Perhaps he should’ve kept a closer eye on John, especially after the cleansing incident, but he needed to trust that his brother would get the job done. He wondered again if he should’ve stepped in when she began to toy with him, knowing full well that his brother’s temper would only work against him. John would’ve taken insult if he had, and it might have undermined his authority within the Project, so he did nothing.

He feared, when he received his own set of photos, that she would be so cruel as to display his brother’s corpse for all of Eden’s Gate, for him to see that she was not a force to be reckoned with. He breathed a sigh of relief when he found no such photo.

Perhaps she’d been merciful, and there was still hope she would find her way to him.

When he received the ones from the Henbane, he knew she was reaching the point beyond salvation. He wasn’t angry as he studied her form throwing a grenade at one of the shrines, he was heartbroken. Over her dirtied tank top, she wore an all too familiar blue shirt, and an ostentatious belt on her pants.

Then, he feared the deputy would humiliate Faith even further by stripping her, as there was no trophy for her to take other than the dress. He was again proven wrong when the next set of photos showed her wearing a floral headpiece Faith liked to wear on special occasions.

News of Jacob’s death reached him, and once again his faith was tested. His family was gone, most of his flock had been killed, and the deputy’s influence only seemed to grow. He feared God had abandoned him.

He was in his chapel, praying for an answer, when he heard a loud thunk on the wall. Joseph walked outside as some of the few remaining members gathered to see what had happened.

“A boat drove by,” one woman explained. “That deputy threw this and then sped off.”

She handed Joseph the large rock with a photo tied to it, and told the others to return to their patrols.

Joseph untied it and flipped the photo over. Now she also wore Jacob’s jacket, tags, and rabbit’s foot. The picture must have just been taken, as it seemed she was on the river not far from the church. She was pointing at it, letting him know he was next. But that wasn’t all. In her other hand, she held a small sign with just one word: Glasses.

She’d already chosen her trophy.

He would offer her one last chance; her, and the rest of her colleagues.

“My children!” Joseph called as he stepped back outside. “I have a special favor to ask of you.”

The others gathered, eager to hear what the Father planned to do about the deputy. Once they set off to bring in everyone who’d helped her, he left to prepare to give his brother’s eulogy, and a final message to her.

One way or another, it would end the next time they crossed paths.

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lovemesomesurveys · 5 years

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Has anyone ever stolen your survey questions before, if you make surveys? I don’t make ‘em. Leggings with denim shorts; yes or no? I’ve done that when I was younger. Do you like to burn candles? I have like 4 candles, but I never light them for some reason. Are Yankee Candles really all that? There’s a lot of great smelling ones, sure, but they’re too expensive. Do you think any bands/artists are trashy? Uhhh.

Have you ever broken into a public place, like a high school, after it was late and And what? Have you ever gone to the movies and hopped from movie to movie all day? No. Have you ever been to a drive-in movie? Yes, a few times. I wish they still had those around here, it was cool. Would you be interested in going scuba-diving? Nooo. Have you ever heard of the band “Indian Jewelry”? Nope. Do you go to church? Not at this time, but I do listen to sermons online from a local church and I do Bible Study online. Have you ever had sex with someone you didn’t love? I’ve never had sex at all. Have you ever been in a cave? No. Do you anyone who’s painfully socially awkward? Me. Do you actually know anyone named ‘Bill’ or 'Bob’? No. I instantly just thought of Bill from It, though. lol. Have you ever scared yourself when you sneezed? No. My dad sneezes obnoxiously loud and they make me jump, though. >:[ Do you tend to sneeze a certain number of times in a row? Usually twice. Sometimes a few more times. My dad also has crazy sneezing fits and sneezes like 20 times in a row. Have you ever had to attend therapy? I should. So, what about Billy Ray Cyrus talking about how Hannah Montana ruined his life? I haven’t heard him say that. I’ve heard Miley say that, though. Who were you last in a hot tub with? I went in one once with a friend yearsss ago. What’s your favorite liquid coffee creamer flavor? I usually get either caramel macchiato, caramel latte, vanilla caramel, or white chocolate mocha, but I like getting “fun” flavors sometimes, too, like s’mores or some seasonal one like peppermint mocha. Last year around Easter they came out with a Peeps one that I loved. A few days ago I found a red velvet flavored one that is really good. I also found a toasted marshmallow one, but I haven’t tried it, yet. I liked the Reese’s one, too. Can you knit? Nope. Can you do the splits? Nope. Are you wearing any rings? No. Have you ever sold anything to a pawn shop? No. Have you ever traveled outside of your home country? Once. Would you be satisfied growing up to be like your parents? I may be 30 years old, but I definitely still have a lot of growing up to do and I’d love to one day be as hardworking, strong willed, driven, caring, giving, selfless, and smart as my mom. Is there anything other than clothes in your dresser? No. How long does it take you to clean your room? It’s not messy. I do need to get rid of some things; though, and that would take me quite awhile to go through everything. What’s in your closet? o.O Apart from clothes and shoes, it’s full of medical supplies. How many pictures do you take of yourself in a week? I very rarely take photos of myself. Do you use iTunes, or do you unlawfully download music? I use Spotify. Has anyone ever sent you flowers? No. Have you ever had a water balloon war? Yeah. My cousins and I did that as kids all the time. Do you have to buy something at every store you go in? No. I do always feel weird leaving without buying something, though. I always try and leave when the employees don’t notice haha. Do you know anyone who always looks stoned all the time, whether they are or not? lol no. Have you ever seen the movie Ghost World??? Nope. The most expensive clothing item you own; how much did it cost? My really nice peacoat I got as a gift was over $100. How many towels do you go through in a week? Like 4. Have you ever found a member of the same sex attractive? Yeah. There’s a lot of pretty/beautiful women. I’m not sexually attracted to them, though. Are you good at relaxing? What’s that? Do you count calories? No. Would you rather try Blueberry and Hazelnut Pringles, or Grilled Shrimp? Blueberry and hazelnut Pringles. I hate seafood. Do you wear a bra to bed? No. What position do you normally sleep in? I sleep on my left side. Did you know that sleeping on your stomach can stretch your boobs out??? Sounds fake. What kind of videos do you usually watch on YouTube? ASMR, vlogs, and lifestyle. Do you still wish on stars? No. Have you ever seen an eclipse? Yeah. Have you ever been in any kind of an abusive relationship? No. What kind of parent do you think you’ll be? I don’t plan on being a parent at all. What kind of parents do you have? Loving, encouraging, supportive, caring, nurturing, amazing parents. I’m very blessed. What is the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to you? I don’t know what I’d say was the most exciting, but I’ve experienced a lot of exciting things throughout my life. Have you ever had a Nutella and marshmallow fluff sandwich? I don’t like Nutella. I’ve never tried fluff for some reason, but I think a peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich sounds good. I knew a girl in elementary school who always had one and it sounded good, but for some reason I never tried one myself. Still haven’t all these years later, ha. Where’s your favorite place to eat breakfast at? This local place has the best country gravy. I get the eggs, biscuits, and country gravy from there. What keeps you up at night? My body and my mind.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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