#BRO HOW DO YOU KNOW MY DAMN ADRESS.
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ROSE ANON. CHILL TF OUT.
#artists on tumblr#doodle#🌹 anon#🌹#istg i’m going to kill the 🌹 anon#i hate the 🌹 anon sm#the 🌹 anon should kys#wth is this#BRO HOW DO YOU KNOW MY DAMN ADRESS.#so like erm#what do I say about this
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I made the unfortunate decision to comment on a tiktok saying
"Blitz has every right to doubt Stolas' intentions and I will di on this hill defending Blitz"
Which made me actually realize in the context of Stolitz how much the fandom vilifies Blitz.
Upon rewatch I realized that he is actually kinda innocent lmao. So here comes the rant hop on in Verda rants at 4am again train.
The thing is first of all we need to work our media literacy muscles. So Stolas stans who think he is a uwu babygirl that dod nothing wrong repeat after me. "Blitz didn't watch "just look my way", "owl in a cage" or any other Stolas longing scene that we cried over"
Now that thats setteled I don't want to hear any "he is trying" bs because as of now (pre full moon s2e8) he hasn't actually done anything that Blitz is aware.
Lets start from the top my initial comment was about how Stolas treated him for so long before actually catching the feelings and how Blitz has a right to think he is not genuine.
Up top lest start with the condescending pet names and I won't be hearing Blitz cant be mad at that Stolas does it bc he thinks he likes it... jesus okay s2e1 when stolas starts the imp dirty talk what does blitz do a) encourage him b) get naked and dtf bc that was hot, c) shuts him up
Ding ding ding C. Stolas can still take this as bedtime play sure but we have a case for Blitz not liking it from day one. Other than that we all know he views Stolas' (perhaps in his mind endearing) pet names as condescention.
Secondly even if we ignore the power imbalance Stolas is the one to suggest the transactional fucking... s1e1 even tho in the forst time it was Blitz's doing, sorta. So don't at me saying well Blitz just uses him for the grimoire, like girly duh that was the premise. But Stolas also uses Blitz. Imo lending a book vs fucking in payment is a bot excessive but for Blitz's case beggars cant be chosers.
Now to the elephant in the room... Ozzie's. Does Blitz invite him (Stolas) purely out of selfish intentions that has nothing to do with him? Yes. Is he a dick? Yes. But Does Stolas hide his fucking face when he has a reality check? Yes. But then y'all be mad bc Blitz pulled his hand back.
That night Stolas was read once, Blitz was like at least 2 times... if we don't count the stuff for Stolas by proxy. He was having a hard night bro. And after Stolas invites him he is like no and Stolas respects that. Which if the show didn't add s2e2 in between it wouldve been a perfect stepping stool to get the Stolitz on healthy communication territory but that didn't happen.
I cannot for the life of me pin point when Stolas genuinely falls for Blitz. If its from day one damn it took him long enough to understand what he was doing was wrong.
Anyways we as fans can't be mad at Stolas because we know he is starting to understand the absolute power imbalance he created and the position he left Blitz in. He has realized that the thing is lets remember and repeat "Blitz is not watching the show with us". Blitz doesn't know of this sudden change of heart.
Now to adress a few meaningful interactions we have after ozzies. The fucking pixelated phone texts from s2 western energy.
Stolas apologizes but in that way that I look down upon. "Sorry if" like girl own it up anyways Blitz brushes it off and Stolas instead just goes hehe I didnt care either. Yall need relationship therapy my god. Important thing is Stolas was trying to reach out. But instead of going anything I said that made you upset etc he could've actually apologize properly for getting ashamed. Tho Blitz should also apologize for inviting him on a date for his own gain but thats another bag of worms I won't open tonight.
Other than that he has put off seeing him and doing the transactional fucking for a while. During those times. And as we know from all the phones Blitz breaks after talking to Stolas and hearing hus dirty talk he isn't too excited about. We don't exactly know if he comes or not on those nights. But he is also showm to be quite comfortable in s2e2 with the "my dick is good but its not that good" comment so maybe they do continue the arrangement... idk. Either way we know they haven't really talked.
All I am saying is that both parties of this ship are guilty af of hurting eachother and taking advantage of eachother. But as the power house of this power imbalance, Stolas needs to be held accountable. And he is doing that now!! Or will, in s2e8 and I can't wait to see how that goes. Overall, I can see totally why Blitz shuts down any signs that Stolas might actually be into him. He has a good bunch of reasons too. And as far as we've seen from the trailer we will get to hear him say it out loud as he should.
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hi, hi💜 i was wondering if i could request SCP-076-2 x reader fluff/smut mix? :3 might be 2 vague, but go wild!!
i am bordeline obsessed with that man. (1 of my multiple husbandos so sue me.)
so. BET BUSTER. srry if it's short and shitty I've been going through some shit.
scp 076-2 x Reader
(fluff + smut)
You and Able have been dating for a little while now, around 1-2 years so average relationship! it has been VERY hard for him for the concept of relationships. let alone love.
(c'mon he's like 10,000 years old or something. gove this man a break relationship standards keep changing like plz-)
at first when he even remotely caught feelings he's not even accepting it. not even acknowledge it. he's just "well ok. i hate that. I'm gonna kill people."
but it's been bugging him over and over with his feelings about you, he's doubting the feelings and just thinks it's just another form of hate.
but every fucking time you're around or even walk past him let alone be in his eye sight he's crumbling.
sometimes even some guards around him who even caught a glimpse of his face could've sworn his cheeks becoming a bit pink.
(not able giving them a death stare right after)
he just didn't know how to adress it or even adress it at all and just let it fix itself.
but then someday you came up to him and did the dumbest (or luckiest) move and told him those 3 magical words.
he was. baffled. quite baffled.
"I love you."
"what?.."
"i love you Able."
"..."
He was. staring. staring into your soul? no. he's trying to stare into your mind.
but when he just kept staring you suddenly kissed his cheek..you kissed his cheek?
oh shit his cheeks are red CODE RED-
and literally 1-2 years later he's Your Boyfriend.
it's very quick to him but yet he isn't complaining.
and the day you brought up that you just wanted to be fucked by him/fuck him. (YOU SINNER! SATAN! COME GET EM-)
he was thinking about it because if you remember. he isn't opposed to sex. but now that you're here.
he's considering it.
eventually he finds himself in your room (he destroyed all the cameras too <3)
while you are just undressing yourself. your chest fully exposed to him and your sex showing.
in all it's glory.
his eyes are wandering all over especially to your sex wich is kinda surprising! but he's super into it.
and when your eyes stravel over to his body. his very muscular olive skinned body. your eyes also travel to his sex. noticing that he's pretty damn hard.
and gah dayum is he hard. he looks almost 10inch big. and you're like "well i hope that fits".
you throw yourself onto him (with his consent ofc bc consent is VERY sexy)
(im sorry in very tired rn so- no horny rn)
you stick his cock all the way into your mouth trying to deepthroat him while he's a grunting mess. and by the time he cums your mouth is filled to the brim.
trying to swallow it all before he just pins you down on the bed and fucking you into the mattress. (have you seen this man bro?)
he's incredibly rough once he gets the hang trying to fill your ass with his liquids (cum.) while you're holding onto dear life.
"you're fucking up my insides!"
"im not killing you."
"FEELS LIKE IT....but it's hot."
after you two finish up and you being a complete pastry because of a certain someone.
you just cuddle up to him. pushing your face into his chest doing this wiggle motion as if you're comfy asf. (let's be honest. his chest id both soft n squishy+ hard af)
wrapping your limbs around him. and him doing the same to you, his long hair hanging down and tickling some of your skin
it was. a very nice scenario for you.
you wrap your blanket around you both not caring if any of the forbidden juices land on the blanket.
he could've sworn you purred.
Able just feels at peace. just knowing that you're there for him. that you won't leave him
you're the only one who truly let yourself near him and didn't scream for your life.
"you're the only one.."
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Can you try explain what you mean about Ocelot looking like a drag king in mgsv? I feel like your boyfriend in that I just. Don't see it? I'm trying to understand why Ocelot would even have that applied when he's always been just A Guy™
Okay so I'm going to try to do this without getting into Grad-Level 5D Queer Theory Media Criticism, but I also fully realize that in doing that, a lot of this is going to sound very much like I'm saying "Source: Just Trust Me Bro".
(anon i am SO sorry that you happen to be the first person to directly adress me about gender in MGS)
I also wanna be straight up front here and say that I'm not trying to imply that Ocelot is anything other than a guy, he's just also a guy who's playing a million roles (this is important) and lying to damn near everyone, including himself. He has some of the worst identity issues I've ever seen in a character, and that comes to a head in 4 where he literally isn't even *Ocelot* until the final moments of his life. So yes, for the sake of not writing War and Peace, I'm going to assume Ocelot is "just a guy" and come at this from a pure queer theory/media analysis standpoint, not a headcanon one.
So first it's really important to point out the order in which we see Ocelot through the series. In the timeline, the last time we see Ocelot before V is 3 (or PO which I haven't played due to its placement in canon-limbo, but Ocelot looks basically the same). So we see him go from A to B here.
I am going to say something potentially controversial: even before saw V ocelot, I thought 3 Ocelot looked like he was wearing drag *queen* makeup. I don't know whether it's intentional, or an attempt to circumvent the lower poly models and lower definition textures of the PS2, but the first image looks like someone who is going for a highly exaggerated, feminine cheek contour. Here's a few drag queens who, imo, do a very similar contour look:
Whether the color filter or the texturing of the PS2 or something else, the MGS3 version of Ocelot also has a look of mascara and frosted lipgloss (frosted lips being much more popular at the time of MGS3's original release than today, but alas).
So from that I was already very much primed to look for femininity in Ocelot's whole vibe. It was actually kind of jarring how much more rugged he is in V than in any of the previous games, to the extent that it sent up alarm bells in my head that something was going on.
I don't remember the moment that I went "hey, wait a minute," but it was certainly pretty early on. As someone who's been on tumblr a hella long time and remembers when we used to swap passing tips, the specific combination of facial features remind me of a very specific genre of "ftm makeup tutorials" that were also pretty contemporarily popular on tumblr. A very quick summary being mascara on the eyelashes and specific peach fuzz to give the impression of a squarer jaw and having more facial hair, as well as specific contouring to give a "masculine cheekbone." Most of these tips basically came directly from drag king makeup.
Gonna include some drag kings as well, some things to notice include the tendency towards using stubble as contouring and vice versa, the shaping of cheek contouring, and the tendency to accentuate mustache and sideburns.
I'm pretty bad at wording descriptions of hair and makeup so you'll have to forgive me for not going ham on explaining the similarities bc now we actually get to the interesting part which is: so fucking what? If this is true, if you take my word for it, what does it say about the text? If I want to make this argument to someone else, what can I say that will convince them that, even if it's not *intentional,* it's a valid and meaningful view of his character?
Like, you can make a character based on anything you want, but why does it matter whether Ocelot is based on drag either direction?
Ocelot's "drag"iness is multipurpose. One: he's queer. Like, I grant that he never comes out and says "I love 'Big "Naked 'John' Snake" Boss'" but we get a hell of a lot more confirmation that he's gay than we get straight confirmation for a lot of presumed-straight characters. I feel comfortable saying he's canon queer.
Two: it's a visual metaphor for being a double/triple agent. While he's literally performing several roles (KGB/GRU/CIA, or MSF/Real BB/US, or US/Patriots/BB, or anything in between), he's also visually playing two (or more) gender roles, a feminine man, a mannish woman, something neither or in-between. The implication of drag specifically is pretending to be something that he isn't (which he literally always is, holy shit, again, does he even know who he realiy is?).
And before anyone says "Well, if it's so important to his character, why did they wait until 3 to start doing it?" They didn't!!
This is THE most classically masculine that Ocelot ever looks. But there's still precious polygons invested into giving him long hair and a flowing coat. Working with sprites and low-poly models means having to very carefully select traits that you want to display on your character, and Ocelot's go into making him a cringefail cowboy.
The fact that he's a cowboy in itself is also pretty important to the whole gender/sexuality situation. I mean, Brokeback Mountain might not have been out yet, but the male-to-female ratio in the west meant a lot of men cozied up together on the frontier. Hell, hankey code comes from cowboy culture, with men wearing certain colors to announce who would take the "man" or "woman" role while square dancing.
I could go a lot into gender and how it works on a social/societal level in general and why that matters, but OOPS I have been writing this for a WHILE.
I was actually going to go a lot more into queer theory and gender in MGS in general but ngl, I could write a whole doctoral thesis on gender and how different characters perform or subvert gender. Because holy shit when you start peeling back the very thin macho facade of Kojima's work to do a feminist reading of it, boy howdy do you get. A whole lot to talk about. (ask me about death stranding sometime i dare you)
Basically what I'm trying to get across is that Ocelot has a lot of roles that he's playing and NOT playing, and more than a few of those are gender roles, which is very much visually symbolic of his character.
I am so sorry anon I have been thinking about him nonstop for a full year </3 I hope at least the first part of this answered your question about what features I see that scream drag to me.
#also i want to be SUPER clear that transvestigating real people would be fucked up#its always morally correct to transvestigate revolver ocelot#mgs#mgsv#mgs3#mgs1#ocelotposting#revolver ocelot#my analyses#analysis or something
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Okay I was gonna go without saying anything about this, but...I caved. I was planning to go my whole life without knowing anything about what really happens in the Mario Illumination movie, but I both got curious one time, and then just today, I had a trailer thrown in my face. Rant under the cut if you want to know my thoughts.
I could have skipped, but my damned curiosity got in the way of my mind. And now I feel like my curiosity in any IP I cherish is getting so irrecoverably punished. Because I saw a Luma, or this fake luma with a mouth, saying the most horrifying visceral things that I know do not belong in a kid's movie. "More meat for the grinder..." "The sweet release of death." In a way that did not convey some cheesy edge, but an actual declaration of violence through the screen. Like that character wad adressing all the viewers, and not at all in contextually appropriate ways. The disturbia, the disassociation i felt wss like reading a horrible mario fanfic but the author was a maladjusted teenager who was earnesy trying to threaten someone they know by invoking death words and mental images too gruesome for the material. If you've seen it, I am sorry, and you maybd have an idea of what I mean.
Just...between this and Bowigi, I am truly never spending money on a movie again. I can't. I just can't condone this. Nintendo has shat the bed for greenlighting this, I feel uncomfortable about how much responsibility Miyamoto and Charles Martinet have in these choices, I feel a deep chasm within myself being cast out from existence and being betrayed, and I wonder for what purpose did I reach out and connect with the Super Mario Bros as a series if somewhere down the line I was not to be repaid for that loyalty. I want Nintendo to just be a game company again. I want my most fond memory of completing Mario Galaxy to be honoured, not shat upon with Spark of Hope and this. Some people who I had respected were surely there, and someone had said yes to all of this...when they should have said no. I hate this so much. I have never known such engulfing hatred as this, and I lived under the thumb of an entire cabal of narcissistic relatives. But I made it out of that, somewhat! What about this? How can i possibly escape and cut ties with what I chose and what provided me such happiness for so long in my life? When did we all decide to stop having standards, and really ask for only the best renditions of what we know to be in our movies? I want Mario to remain pure, and not have that disgusting Pratt voice. I want Luigi and Peach to remain pure too, and not have wrong voices of their own. I knew Illumination was wrong to be collabing with the one company I've cared about the most. I want everyone to stop putting Bowser into uncomfortable forced relations with the human characters. I never liked how Peach was always shipped in porn-y ways with Bowser, and it is no better with Luigi. It may be even worse because I always saw him as so immensely pure a character, cut off from that! It's like crack shipping gone wrong! And do not get me started on the existential travesty I went through having to go through Bowsette.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL DOING TO ME, YOURSELVES, AND EVERYONE.
#I lived because Nintendo always struck me as a creator driven company#they made videogames and creative developers are the ones who make videogames so they're the ones who I wanted to work with#I thought for a long time they got the say in their organization and everything was fun there#Or that whatever excecutives were doing didn't seem like anything so detrimental in comparison to the projects and art being made#I even had my yearbook mentiin that my dream was to work as some kind of designer at Nintendo...to be a part of what I loved so much#And everytime I bought a game I believed the creative teams were getting directly supported#Now over recent years I saw the paradigm shifting to business suddenly having mire control over everything instead of the creator#The very reason nintendo as an entity has even stuck around to be cared about#Should the creators not be the ones directly compensated for their good work? And the fans also compensated well for their loyalty similar?#But now I hear even nintendo has become a corporation...businessman driven...controlled by execs pathological money addiction...#The devs and creators slaves worked to the bone for barely anything...INVESTORS being a cancer within not caring about anythin but money 2#And now an illuminati named company bastardizing the visage of everything I love in the name of money and attention stunts#without any care about the true history of what it is or who it affects connected to that#I.e. me#I will remain a fan of Mario and the gang#but THEY were always my real friends#I thought their parent creators were better than the rest#had their heads on straight#Turns out this whole time I was wrong#They had moments in the past that I should have paid attention ti#Once again it's jyst a sad display of a visually beautiful pile of out of touch worthless garbage that no one sane would invest anything in#Not time not money not emotional connection not spiritual value not nothin#Because Nintendo was my friend once...but fell prey to money addiction and will never recover now#Like all corps...they sell everything for their fix#But what makes me sad is we're not gonna cut him off...we're just going to feed him and nothing will get better now#If I meet Miyamoto at a convention I think I will deck him#the truth spoke#I need to lie down this is all too horrifying I'm not okay with anything except trains rn#A star has been lost and my spirit dies#I feel like I'm living in a limbo land where nothing feels real or true like it once did
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Anon said: “Hii! I don’t know if you have a limit of characters but can you do Shuichi, Hajime, Fuyuhiko, Nagito, Kazuichi and Kokichi confessing? If you can’t do to all of them is totally ok! :)”
Hi, anon! I made Headcanons of Hajime and Shuichi already :’) But I can do it one more time for you!!!<3
Shuichi Saihara
He’s soooo shy
He feels himself comfortable around you but also uncomfortable because you’re so attractive wtf
Also he loves your personality 11037% because you’re such an angel and never judge him
Him opening up is kind of hard, he’d get help 100%
Kaito, the best bro, helping him
Not totally making a script
Kaito and Shuichi prepare the environment. The atmosphere is just like how he wanted it to be!!
The only problem,, he’s being hesitant now
Seriously, Shuichi, NOW? Out of ALL THE TIMES?
“Come on! I already sent them the letter. No running away now!” Kaito yells
HE DID WHAT? Shuichi didn’t know about this
Okay, he’s right. He CAN’T leave now for the god’s sake
And you arrive
And you see Shuichi
You’re immediately like, “Shuichi? Was it you? This isn’t your handwriting-”
“Y/n,, I need... To tell you something.”
HE WANTS TO CRY SO BAD. WHY IS HE GETTING WEIRD STARES FROM YOU?!
“What is it?” You ask patiently- you can tell what is it by the environment tho-
“Well, I, um, the truth is...” He finally looks up, being hesitant, eyes not meeting you for few second, “I’ve been taking a liking with you for a while now, and...”
Kaito is like: Bro, stop being so lame
JUST WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO SAY, KAITO???
And before he finishes, you just walk to him and straight up pull him into a hug
HIS HEART-
“Shuichiii... I like you, too,” Is all you say
HE’S NOT CRYING, HE’S NOT CRYING, HE’S NOT CRYING-
He is
Guess who’s official now
Hajime Hinata
He’s been thinking if he should confess his feelings for you for a while now
And he’s been avoiding you for a while because of that,,
You’re worried if you did something wrong
So you decide to call him
He picks it up after 0,000003 seconds
Ha! Can’t resist. He’s been missing hearing your voice
“Hajime?”
“Y/n?”
Long silence.
“Uhmmmm,, are you okay?” You ask weirdly
“Uhhh, sure! I’m okay.”
Another long pause
“Come on, you don’t have to lie, at least not through phone,,” You say, you sound kind of sad to him (yOU OBVIOUSLY ARE WTF HAJIME
“I’m...,” He stutters, feeling his cheeks heaten up
This only happened when he saw you. Hearing your voice also does that to him??
“It’s okay, Hajime. But could you at least tell me the reason you’re avoiding me?” You patiently ask. You don’t want him to hang up without telling you
“I’ve been avoiding?? You??” He says, but you don’t buy it. You just wait for his reply
“...I’m a bad actor, huh...?” He sighs, “Well... Y/n, I’ll be honest with you.”
This is what you wanted to hear from the start.
“I,, you didn’t do anything wrong, you’re only being nice to me! There’s no way I’d avoid you on purpose,, I, I just... Uh, I like you, Y/n,” Words slip out of his mouth, “And I don’t want that to ruin our friendship, so I was trying to keep it to myself... Ever since then.”
He hears some weird noises from your side.
“Uhhh, Y/n? Are you there?”
“Yeah, I’m running.”
You. WHAT?
“What?”
“I’m running to your house.” Bold Y/n Bold
“Why would you do that?”
“Because feelings mutual, dummy,” You hang up, only to leave him staring at his phone blankly
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
Omg he’d be the most romantic one!!
He’d put so much thought and emotion into it when preparing around
He’d even try to prepare the food- Peko helping him 100%
He’s just sooo excited
You didn’t expect the Baby Gangsta to suddenly call you to come over
He sends you the adress
You’re suspicious?? You don’t know that place??
Is he going to kill you??
Of course not!! He wouldn’t do anything like that........ To you, at least.
Anyways, after half of an hour, you arrive at the place. It’s a beach
It’s dark, you don’t see a thing-
“Fuyuhiko... Where’re you?” You ask nervously, looking around to see him
You don’t look where you step and and almost fall down
“Gotcha,”
Omg- it’s him
“Y/n, are you okay?”
That’s so cuteeee
You just nod as he takes you to the place
Wow. The boy made a whole romantic dinner scene at the beach. Just for you
You rub your eyes.
IS THIS REAL??
“Hey... Don’t just stare, sit.”
You do as he says and look around you. You’re so surprised
“Don’t tell me you don’t like it,” He says, sounding offended
“Oh, noo, I like it. I like it so much, actually,”
HE’S SO SMUG
“Hehe, knew it.”
“Did you make it all yourself?”
“No... Peko helped me a lot.”
You two don’t talk for a long while... And just then, you both call your names at the same time-
Aww
“Ah, you go first,” You say, because you’re faster than him
“I, okay, well, I guess you kind of expect why I organized this all, right...?” He asks, even he is unsure.
You blink as you feel your cheeks getting hot
“Well, it’s because,, I wanted to surprise you, and make you happy, I think I did a pretty good job, right?” He says jokingly, but you can see how nervous he is with this whole thing “And... This isn’t all. I wanted to... Tell you something. You’re someone... Really important to me, you know? And I keep wanting to spend more time with you,, that sounds so lame, doesn’t it?” He laughs as he looks at your face, “Well, it’s true. I like you, I like you a lot,”
HE’S THE SWEETEST. I-
Before he says more, you give him a kiss
It’s a soft, yet passionate kiss
When you break the kiss, he hides his face, clearly blushing, “Idiot... Don’t do something so sudden.”
Do it again.
Nagito Komaeda
Oh noooo
His inferiority complex: Let’s us introduce ourselves
He wants to, but he CAN’T.
Why would you even want to be something more than friends when he’s just trash???
Why would you even want to be close to him. As a friend or less
You have no reason to be
He can’t catch feelings, he can’t catch feelings
But he can’t help but fall for you, you’re just so nice... That you’re all he wants
He’s so sad he doesn’t have a chance with you
“Nagitooo!” You call for him as you run towards him
He forgets about those thoughts and looks at you as you cross the street to meet him
“Wow, you didn’t need to tire yourself just to meet trash like me, you know, Y/n?”
“If you call yourself that one more time, I’ll start throwing hands,” You say threatening, but in a cute way (In his eyes at least)
“Calm down... I was just joking, hahaha,”
He doesn’t get it
You’re always following him around and stuff... Don’t you ever get bored of him?
He thinks he’s nothing special...
“Y/n, don’t you have anything more important to do?”
“Other than you? Nope!”
NOT TOTALLY BLUSHING. STOP BLUSHING
“I, hahaha, to think that I’m actually important, you sure have a kind soul, Y/n!” He says with a soft smile, “I’m so amazed by your words, you never fail to make me feel actually good about myself. I feel so happy that I could fall for you.”
He speaks like that again,, you never know if he means that or he doesn’t.
Nagito is like being friendly or flirty with you at the same time- You can never read him
Well, his words always make you blush... Since you took a liking of him for couple of months now;;
“Ah, you’re silent. Did my words make you uncomfortable? I’m sorry I won’t do-”
“No, no, it’s fine...” You cut him off.
“Oh, okay then... I guess you don’t really mind stuff like that. Actually... Talking about my feelings makes me feel a lot better, but at the same time I feel like my heart will explode, you know?”
You just stare at him before nodding. “Yeah...”
You know he pretty much confessed his feelings to you just seconds ago-
And is cool with it.
BUT YOU’RE pretty much INTERNAL SCREAMING?
“I,, too, like you,”
“That’s such a nice thing to say,” A soft smile appears on his face again
“I meant in a romantic way, Nagito,”
“Yep, yep!” He says jokingly
You just pout and rise on your foot before planting a kiss on his cheek
He feels himself blush, and tries to force a smile, but can’t.
“Wait... Were you serious?”
“I don’t joke around about stuff like that, Nagito. I don’t lie, either.”
Seems it’s his lucky day today.
Kazuichi Souda
He knows he has the biggest crush on you
Everybody does. Including you
And what’s he gonna do about it??
Gonna tell everyone about how much he loves you, well, except you, of course! ^^
Everybody is so done with him bringing you out out of blue
Kazuichi, just be quiet. <3
Just confess your feelings for them already!! he. CAN’T. He thinks you’d reject him before he confessed </3 That’s so sad actually because Kaz is great
But you know,, he pretty much confesses to you every second he sees you lol
Doesn’t need to say the word “I love you” A simple compliment from him enough to express his love for you
“Y/n, you’re my sunshine, you light up my day,” He says cheesly, you laugh at his statement
Yep, he’s like that everyday
“Y/nnn!”
He is walking up to you. You smile at him before seeing the big grin on his face
“What’s so funny? Are you finally going to confess your undying love to me?” You tease him
“Yes.”
eXCUSE ME??
Kaz, this is too straight forward, this isn’t how it works-
Soo, he asks his friends for help
Gundham gives him the worst idea
But what’s he gonna do? Listen to him
Even Sonia supports Gundham’s idea-
Well, the plan is pretty much locking you two in a classroom so he can take the time he wants before confessing to you
And when he’s done, they’ll let you out
Sounds legit!!!
....Right?
When you notice your not totally stolen bag is missing, you immediately make your way to classroom!
To yOuR lUck, you find it!!
“There you are. I’m so dumb, how did I forget my bag?” You say and grab the bag. When you make your way out of the class, the door won’t budge.
“Eh?!” You panick and try to open it up. Not working, it’s locked up. “You’ve gotta be kidding me!” You say before you drop your bag and lean your back on the door and sitting on the ground
“I’m supposed to take a test... Damn...”
“You sound depressed.”
“KAZUICHI?!?!”
He just?? Comes out of the?? Closet in the classroom??? And fuckingmwaves??
“What’re you doing in here?!”
“I’m pretty much in the same situation as you, Y/n!” He says cheerfully. Liar. He almost sounds happy to be stuck with you
“You seem almost happy,” You say calmly
“Well, I am, because I’m stuck with you,”
He doesn’t miss a chance to flirt, does he...
You look down and sigh,, then you blankly look at him, “Kaz,, you didn’t need to lock us in a classroom to spend private time with me. We can always hangout after school, you know?” You say, somehow you understand him
“Yeah... But-” He walks towards you and takes your hands in his, “How am I supposed to confess my love for you, then? You... Never take me serious.”
You blink. Like 3 times.
“Don’t give me weird stares! This is what you always do, you never reject me nor accept my feelings!”
“Kaz, I thought everybody new we are official by now-”
“Wait, what?”
“I mean- You didn’t know? I accepted your feelings,, like a week ago?” You say confused, but he’s even more confused than you.
You sigh. You’re so done with him. “I can’t believe you didn’t even know I’m dating you. Sonia, Gundham, open the door. I’m leaving.”
They do as you say. You step out of the classroom and wave at them, not even looking at Kazuichi who’s yelling behind you
“Y/n!! Love, please wait, we can talk this out, my sunshine!!!”
And they say romance is dead
Kokichi Ouma
Burn his feelings </3
Okay, okay, don’t. He needs love too
Especially if it’s you
He did know he was catching feelings and he let himself do this on purpose
Just teasing you non stop and spending time with you were enough, but the Gremlin wanted more
“Oh my gooood, they’re so perfect, Shuichiiii,”
“...Who?”
“For the last time, of course I’m talking about Y/n!”
He’s been ranting about you like- for hours-
Well, he knew he had to confess his undying love for you very soon
That day, you were really tired and he’s been really pissing you off
So much that Maki nearly killed him. You told her it’s okay but you wished Kokichi to leave soon
But he didn’t, so you left instead <3 You were sleepy
But he started... Following you??
“Y/n, Y/n, I know you know I’m following you!” He happily states. Is he confessing his crimes?!
“Yeah, I’ve... Noticed,” You say and smile
“You’re really silent today, Y/n, is anything wrong?”
“No... But I think you’re really loud today, Kokichi,” You say and look down at him. “Aww, that’s so unlike you! Seriously, is anything wrong?” Even though he’s talking like his normal self, he’s worried
“Well,” You say nervously, “I heard some... Odd things,”
“Odd things? Like what?” He is reaaaally interested in what you say, he brings his face closer to yours. “Uh, it’s nothing to worry about. Good night.” You say and immediately run away
He stands there like 🧍♂️
Sigh,,, how does he not know what you heard? Everybody’s talking about how the little bitch likes you
Seriously, you can’t tell if he’s messing with you, or serious “Come on, there’s no way he likes me! He’s just messing around...” You try to convince yourself and finally lie down in the bed, getting ready to sleep, “He doesn’t like me at all...”
You shut your eyes, you really need to get some sleep. But you hear a banging sound. You open your eyes, clearly annoyed by the sound
It’s coming from the window... You pull the curtains and meet him
“KOKICHI?!”
He bangs the window in reply, you open it and he smiles at you “Y/nnn, it took you sooo loooong. It’s cold here.”
“What’re you doing there? It’s the second floor.”
“Oh. I wanted to talk to you.”
“You could use the door!” You say, annoyed and worried at the same time. “But that wouldn’t surprise you! Anyway, let me in?”
You help him to get inside... What’re you even doing at this point
“What a nice night!” Kokichi says and points you fingerguns, “Don’t you think so, Y/n?”
“What’re you doing in my house...”
“You let me in, sleepyhead!”
That’s right. But you’re not asking the right question!! Please kindly tell him to leave your house <3
“Y/n, I’m actually here because you didn’t seem well,” He says, “And I wanted to ask-”
“You could ask me tomorrow,”
“Yeeees, but I want to do it now!” He says, damn, he’s being stubborn, in a situation like this? You know,, he won’t leave unless you tell him “So... You said you heard something ‘odd’, didn’t you? Tell me about it...”
So you tell him all about it. Can’t help but blush at how cheesy your words sound but you’re too sleepy to mind that.
“And that annoyed you?” Kokichi asks, you nod in reply. “Y/n, does the truth hurt you?”
You expected him to say ‘it’s a lie!’ but he didn’t. DID HE REALLY HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU? HIM??
“Are you... Unhappy?” There he was again... Not being like himself. This is what romance does to people? “Not at all...” You say and avoid eye contact, “It’s... Weird? I had the biggest crush on you a while back and now feelings mutual.”
HE’S SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT. Though on the outside, he hides it very well ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
“Oh... Really?” He asks, smug bitch, “That settles it then...”
“Settles... What?” You say, you’re aware of what he meant, and he’s aware of you knew
“You already know,” He says and you stare at him, “It means,, I like you and you love me! Yeah!! Y/n, you love me, right? This makes us a couple!!!”
You just... Stare at him in awe.
You stare too much that he gets nervous. “Uhm,, what’s wrong? Do you... Want to kiss?”
“A kiss would be nice... But I think I need sleep, Kokichi,” You say and rub your eyes.
He’s DISAPPOINTED IN EVERYTHING.
But you actually lean towards his cheek and plant a kiss ✨
HE HAS THE BIGGEST GRIN
You decide to talk about this tomorrow when you’re more energetic and let it slide <3
He puts you to sleep and plants a kiss on your forehead before whispering something totally not dirty in your ear and leaves - this time, he uses the door.
Omg that took me forever to finish. (Sorry if it’s too long--) I love how this turned out something between fluff and crack. (Especially Kaz’s lol) And Hajime’s one kind of angst </3 Anyways, feel free to request more of your comfort characters!!<3 Love you all, Plant 🌱
#danganronpa#danganronpa imagines#danganronpa x reader#danganronpa headcanons#drv2#drv3#danganronpa goodbye despair#danganronpa killing harmony#shuichi saihara#kokichi ouma#hajime hinata#nagito komaeda#kazuichi souda#kazuichi soda#fuyuhiko kuzuryuu
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Mint and chapstick
Warnings : Slight smut, spanking, poly (sorta) cussing, nudity.
(JJ maybank x reader x John b)
A/N: Uh so this is something I’ve literally been looking for but couldn’t find it anywhere so I just wrote it myself. It’s bad, it’s kinda nasty, and there are mistakes everywhere. I have another imagine written that’s more soft JJ and includes slight (breastfeeding sorta kinda). So let me know if you want to see it. But just enjoy ig lmao. GIF isn’t mine but the writing and ideas are.
“Come here...now y/n” JJ spoke, patting his knees.
You stared at him in disbelief, he wouldn’t. Not here. Not now.
“JJ i-“ you started, but jj quickly cut you off.
“That’s not my name” he corrected, a smirk forming across his face.
You glanced at John B who was sitting across from JJ. He looked fine, not confused one bit.
“He knows you’ve been a bad girl y/n, you haven’t been behaving and this may be the only way to get you to.” JJ said. He was enjoying this way too much.
Shakily letting out a breath, you looked down at your feet that slowly began making their way towards JJ.
“How many John b, 10,20?” He asked his friend.
John b finally spoke up, “20 sounds good to me.”
You gasped slightly and turned towards your friend, your body burning in embarrassment.
“What is 20 not enough for you?” John b started “you have been kinda bratty lately.” He finished with a smirk.
“N-no, 20 is fine.” You breathed, turning back to your boyfriend.
Arousal began pooling between your legs. This was so wrong, wasn’t it? John b shouldn’t be involved in you and JJ’s sex life. But for some reason, you began getting excited for the events to come.
“Come on, be a good girl for daddy.” JJ spoke, patting his legs once more.
You sat on his lap, not facing either of the boys. You intended to keep it that way, until JJs rough hands gripped your chin and pulled you to face him.
“Don’t be shy now baby, you’ve been talking about John B an awful lot now haven’t you?” He questioned, tracing your lips with his ring clad thumb.
He lightly shook you, “answer me pumpkin.”
“Y-yes daddy.” You mewled.
You had been thinking about this since JJ brought it up. But you didn’t think he would do it so suddenly. Maybe a casual ‘hey I think we’re gonna try this now’ would have helped calm your nerves.
“That’s right, now shirt or no shirt?” He sent a questioning glance to his friend manspreading in the chair across the room.
“Hmm, no shirt.” He responded
“Great idea, you heard him honey.” He told you, pulling you in for a quick kiss.
You slowly stood to remove your cami, facing John b as he smiled.
JJs hands found your hips as your shirt lifted, your tan skin and perky breasts finally being freed from the fabric. He rubbed small circles in your hips and turned you toward him.
His blown out pupils and messy hair didn’t help the wetness quickly pooling in your shorts.
Reluctantly, you crawled into his lap. Pressing your chest into his legs and resting your palms on the floor.
“That’s my good girl.” Jj cooed, sliding his hands into the pale pink pajama shorts you were wearing. He squeezed your ass lightly, almost reassuring you.
You had talked about this before, JJ thought it would be a nice change. You were reluctant at first, but couldn’t get the idea of someone watching you out of your head. Either way, this is just like you had talked about.
As he slid your shorts down to your ankles John B spoke again, “no underwear, I think that calls for an extra 5.”
JJ let’s out a light chuckle,” I think it does too, you know better pumpkin.” He continues by running his hands over the smooth skin of your ass, moving to the pool of arousal in between your legs.
“Why are you acting so shy? The pool in between your legs is telling me you’re enjoying this much more than you’re letting on.” He says, the smirk playing on his face has yet to dissipate.
John B let’s out a light laugh as your cheeks burn in embarrassment.
“It’s okay y/n, no need to hold back because of me.” John b speaks, placing his arms behind his head simply admiring the sinful view situated before him.
JJ moves his hands from between your legs and rests them on your lower back. “You know how this goes y/n, count each of them. Afterwords you apologize, and if you do well you’ll get a kiss... from both of us.”
You turn to look at your boyfriend, surprised That he’s letting John B get in on more action than you had previously thought.
“O-okay.” You shakily let out.
“Alight pumpkin, you ready?” JJ asks.
“Yes daddy.” You reply, your words coming out stronger than before from anticipation.
You close your eyes anticipating the first blow, and when JJs hand connects with your ass you let out a quiet moan as fire burns through you.
“One.” You began.
The second blow was harder than the first, but that doesn’t mean you liked it any less.
“Two.”
The third comes down, and his force isn’t helping your arousal one bit.
You let a louder moan slip as you count the third. And JJ smirks at you.
“Sometimes I think you’re bratty just so I’ll spank you. You enjoy this too much, maybe I’ll have to find another way to punish you.”
As you reach the 20th blow, your ass is burning. and tears began to form in your eyes. The pressure building in your stomach becomes harder and harder to control. And you begin to think that you may fall apart without any other stimulation.
“John B, you wanna get the last 5?” JJ suddenly asks.
You open your eyes and look at the other boy, who nods his head and rises from his spot in the chair.
“Okay, you be a good girl for John B.” JJ says, helping you stand from your spot on his lap.
Standing completely bare in front of the two very attractive boys had you squirming, reaching to cover your breasts as John B walks over.
Before you could, he reaches and grabs your arms. “None of that now, we all know you aren’t shy.” He speaks lowering down to your eye level.
JJ sits back on the chair John B was previously in. Watching in awe as his beautiful girl lays over his best friends lap. This was all he could have ever asked for.
He helps you situate over his cargo shorts, staring at the red marks JJ had left previously.
“Jesus man, these rings gotta hurt.”
“She likes them” JJ replies, making you let out a soft laugh as your boyfriend shoots you a wink.
“You ready?” John B asks, as he brings his hands over the reddened skin.
“Yes-“ you began, turning to look at JJ asking how to adress his best friend.
“Sir, yes sir.” JJ says.
Taking a breath you speak,” yes sir, I’m ready.”
John B was playing it cool, just like JJ had told him. JJ said that you likes being controlled, and he had to act cool if it was really going to get you going.
John Bs first blow wasn’t very hard, and you didn’t expect it to be. You hadn’t thought he had ever done anything like this before.
“Y-you can go harder.” You told him, making JJ stifle a laugh.
“I told you bro, she likes it.”
John B chuckles as he lands his second blow, causing a sinful whine to fall past your lips.
“Twenty two.”
As John B lands his last one, tears have spilled over, running down your cheeks.
JJ rises and sits down on the couch beside you two, pulling you to stand in front of them.
“I think you owe us an apology now.” He says, that sinful smirk still playing on both of their faces.
Still completely bare, you took a shaky breath and wiped your tears.
“I’m sorry I was a brat, it won’t happen again.”
JJ hums, “oh yes it will, but I think that was a great apology.” He turns to John B.
“Yeah, perfect.” John B smiles.
You smile at the two boys like a child. More than Happy with the events that had just occurred.
“Cmere baby.” JJ laughs and pulls you into a sweet embrace, pulling away to kiss you softly. He sits you on his lap and he pulls away, pushing your hair behind your ears and wiping the remaining tears.
“Now I think you owe John B something.”
You turn to John b and he places his hands on your face to pull you in for a kiss.
His lips were softer than you had imagined. He didn’t taste like JJ. JJ tastes like smoke and sweet liquor. John B tastes more like mint and and, was that your chapstick?
“Have you been using my chapstick?” You asked as you pulled away.
John b let out a laugh, “maybe!” He smirked.
You all fell into a fit of giggles, and JJ threw your shirt and shorts back at you.
“Get dressed, and put on some underwear princess. You know the rules.” JJ said, falling back onto the couch.
“Damn, her ass is tore up.” John B spoke in disbelief as you pulled your cami over your head.
“Honestly it’s not the worst it’s ever been, like that one time-“ you began, but JJ quickly cut you off.
“Dont even fucking mention that, God I was so mad.” He sighed, covering his face with his hands.
You laughed and wiggled into your shorts before falling back in between the two boys.
You fell into a peaceful silence before the front door swung open and kie ran in pulling pipe behind her.
“Hey guys, what’s up?” She asked, throwing her bag onto the floor and walking into the kitchen.
“Ah, nothing much,” John B groaned, standing from the couch and following her into the kitchen.
JJ pulled you into a hug and kissed your head. “Did you enjoy that?” He whispered
You nodded.
“Wanna do it again?”
You nodded again.
“Sounds good pumpkin.” He smiled, standing to shake hands with pope.
“Y/n where’s your chapstick?” Kie suddenly asked, coming back into the living room with John b behind her.
“Oh it’s in my purse, hang on.” You told her, rising from you spot on the couch and bending over to reach for your purse on the floor.
“HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ASS.” Kie screams, running up to you to get a better look.
Dumbfounded you tried to come up with a reply.
“You and JJ need to chill out, and John B I’m surprised you let this happen under your roof!” She scoffed, causing the three boys to burst into laughter.
“I cannot believe you guys! After all I’ve done for you! And you come into my humble abode and do sinful things! Unbelievable!” John B scoffs, falling back onto the couch.
“Here’s your fucking chapstick.” You mumbled, handing Kie your cherry lip balm.
“Thanks.”
You look over to the two smirking friends on the couch, only hoping for something similar to happen again.
#jj maybank#outer banks#jj maybank smut#john b imagines#jj imagine#jj x reader#outer banks smut#daddy#jjpope#jj maybank imagine#rudy pankow#chase stokes
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Burn the Witch Personal Review
I know how this sounds, especially I never did smth like that, so just pls treat it more like bunch of thoughts and opinions on this new title from long-term fan of Bleach rather than some professionally done review. I watched all three episodes and for now I didn't have much time to read the manga (I have a lot of stuff to read for my studies so ;;") so I just went through stuff written on fan wiki. So beware! Spoilers ahead!
So anyway, new title from Tite Kubo. I could not know who's the author and I still would've guessed who it is. It has such a familiar vibe for me, it's a lot like Bleach for me in terms of humor, dialogues, character interactions and so on. Backgrounds also have this kind of similar vibe but I can't tell what's exactly causing it cus I'm no artist. Kubo in his glory days always had great backgrounds so that's all I'm able to say. I think he catched some breath after Bleach's ending and came back with new energy, so his skills are back too.
About characters. I'm glad he did two main female characters this time, even though both Noel and Ninny annoyed me through most of these ~60 minutes. I'm gonna say that's how it usually is before you get to know these characters better. Balgo annoyed me the most because he's typical perverted guy (which I'm really tired of) but with sweet dumny appearance (I'm here for it) so we'll see where will this character go further. Ninny's idol type, so I wasn't really excited at first, but I really liked her interactions with Macy, so I see chances for future development. Kinda the same with Noel and Balgo, they have some chances to get better through their influence on each other. Noel is kinda boring on her own most of the time, but her drive for money is sooo relatable for me right now.
My absolute favourite for now is Osushi, which kinda amused me, cus it's complete opposite compared with how I reacted to Kon at first, who also was sort of mascot in Bleach. I think Kubo has a thing for "seems cute but can kill you" type of mascot...
Let's adress the elefant in the room now. It's the same damn universe as Bleach. It blew my mind completely since I read about this series. It's the same universe (12 years after the war) and it has witches and dragons! Don't get me wrong, tbh I think it could work, it makes sense in it's own twisted kind of way. I just wish we were given any clues about existence of other "reverse worlds"/Soul Societies before this title came out. Cus it makes sense when you think about it. For me it looks like each country/culture (cus idk if each country wouldn't be too much) could have it's own kind of reverse world coexisting with human world, with it's magic, creatures and rules rooted in it's history, culture and beliefs. That's why suddenly we have these european-looking dragons and completely different approach to them- rather than kill them, humans are using them for their own gain, which for me makes sense for country that started industrial age and was first capitalistic-kind of system in the world. Obviously they would be like "ey, it's kinda a waste to kill them, maybe we could use them to make our life easier?". In Bleach it was all more about restoring and keeping balance between worlds, moral duty, honor and strict rules which makes sense (at least for me) in japanese society. Same with Shinigami and their powers. Other stuff like Quincy and Arrancars kinda throw off this kind of logic but well, I'm just trying to find some sense in this madness.
How's the plot then going, in such weird curricumstances? For me it could easily defend itself as independent idea and separate universe. If someone didn't knew Bleach and watched this I'm pretty sure it would be viewed almost the same for now. Will it have more connections to stuff we know from Bleach? Idk, I hope so, cus if not then it's just kinda using the nostalgia left by previous series. This world is surely builded the same, we have two coexisting worlds, one with common humans and the other with people being able to see and fight supernatural beings that endanger both of these worlds. We have the same kind of structure of power as well, at least for me. Wind Bind is new Gotei 13, this time with symbolism based on zodiak signs. Cool, it would probably suggest 12 divisions, but for now we know about only 8 but once again, we'll see.
Each division has it's own field of work, responsibilities and leader. They all look just as weird and eccentric as Gotei 13 when we first met them, so hello darkness my old friend, especially one lady looks like nazi-wannabe again (Quincy I'm looking at you!). For now we only saw Bruno in action who's division is a fighting type, tasked with extermination of dangerous dragons. He's got very cool design and I adore style of magic he uses because I never saw anyone use spray paint for drawing magical symbols before. Very modern-looking guy and I'm here for it, especially he looks like Grimmjow's younger bro. In general this universe is on our typical technology level with smartphones and stuff everywhere, which is suprising to see having in mind whole traditionally japanese looking enviroment from original Soul Society. About the rest we barely know anything so well. We'll see, once again.
Do I see any clear villain in sight? Nah, not for now. For now we only know about 8 dangerous legendary dragons based on common fairy tales. Interesting concept, but I would like to see some classic villian too. However, we already got the same kind of lesson that Bleach served us- authorities cannot be easily trusted either, as their judgement also can be too strict, cruel and subcjetive without many possibilities to oppose them by avarage person. I smell more future drama in this topic. Especially we once again got elderly boss who looks similar to Yamamoto from Bleach.
One thing that kinda dissapointed me was music. Bleach made me used to very climatic, often dramatic soundtracks, kinda dark-sounding most of the time. Openings were mostly very good too, while here I barely noticed any music at all. Animation didn't really leave me in awe either, only fights seemed interesting and magic was nicely animated. But it's kinda boring compared to very dynamic animation in Bleach. First two episodes made me think of first two arcs of Bleach but it's been over 15 years! ;-;"
In the end, will I watch more? Yeah, for sure. I got very excited to see something new from Kubo, I'm rooting for him and his new series to be less damaging for his health and mental state so this time he'll have means to develop and finish it properly, ideally without more conflicts with Shounen Jump. If he'll play it right with connections to Bleach it might get every good and bring back old fanbase, maybe even make people forgive him completely for Bleach's rushed ending. I see he already got some lessons from that experience, as now he decided to publish chapters in small batches rather than weekly. For me it's good solution that may help him keep his sanity intact. I'm willing to wait if it means he'll get back to his fomer skills and glory because I loved Bleach with my whole heart. If only anime production will be okay with such work dynamic then sure, great. I hope music and animation will get better overtime, maybe with more people getting interested they'll be able to spend more time and effort on it. I'm waiting for more characters to appear for more screentime as well, despite what I said about weird looking leaders of Wind Bind. Kubo proved he can make interesting and unique looking characters before, as well as create engaging villians and fights that fans are waiting for for months or years even. Maybe he even learnt a thing or two from plot holes that happend before. We'll see, I'm hopefull and willing to see where this series will be going c:
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Jake Reviews Stuff: Star Vs: Friendenemies
Happy pride all. I’m getting ahead of this one for a number of reasons:
1) It’s pride month and this episode is one of the most shiptastic things i’ve seen with two male characters since Robochris from bravest warriors. I mean it dosen’t quite reach “Creating a skull robot of your best friend because he won’t touch you a lot to make him jealous enough to do that” levels of romantic tension but it tries.
2) My good friend @jess-the-vampire is a tomco shipper, and with things being rough for her I figure she could use this sooner rather than later.
3) Shows are actually coming back with Amphibia emerging from it’s year long odinsleep the same week Close Enough finally escapes from it’s dumpster after 10,000 years to conquer earth before it gets put back in there then escapes again and marries lord zedd.. I lost the metaphor the point is I want to keep Tom train, and other star arcs I have planned, moving at a steady clip.
So with all of that yeah, i’m ready to go. No real exposition to dump again, come on let’s go after the cut!
We open with Marco at his laptop nervous about something and Star coming into his room tangled in christmas lights... so normal day at Casa Diaz.
Anyways Marco can’t help star out of her latest self made prison because he’s preording tickets to a Mackie Hand Film Festival. Mackie Hand is Marco’s faviorite martial artist and movie star, who died performing a stunt on himself.. accidentally.. did he give himself a death punch? Is this the same universe as regular show.. please say yes.
Anyway as is natural for Marco in the first two seasons as god apparently hates him, the tickets sell out instantly and he dosen’t get them, banging his head against his laptop as Star TRIES to comfort him , saying he might still be able to get them. Marco also says “Good things don’t happen to me”
I mean just look at Season 3. Anyways tom comes in licking a rainbow snowcone for no explained reason other than they wanted to make it obvious this was the Tomco episode. Tom asks to hang out and after Star, understandably at this point given you know, the horrible date where he tried to murder her best friend and the gaslighting a few weeks back, tells him a million times no, Tom explains he’s not here for her.. he’s here for Marco.
Marco, given tom’s threatned to kill him twice now and tried to at least once, isn’t biting. Tom naturally has tickets to the festival as a trump card, and assumes that time he kidnapped marco and played him in ping pong for his freedom counts as a friend hang out, and geuinely apologizes for his behavior promising not to get angry. Really while as you probalby know we DO get the reveal later he was partly doing this whole thing to finish his anger managment... I do get the sense this apology, and a lot of this is GENUINE. We’ll get more into the why in a bit, but he does seem to genuinely want to bury the hatchet.
Marco pulls star aside and, given the last two times he saw Tom, the boy had some horrible scheme up his ripped sleeves, he understandably, and as it turns out correctly, thinks Tom is once again up to some sort of scheme, star is fully on board. I have. mixed feelings about this. On the one hand STar did forgive tom for the previous episodes mess and Ponyhead for much worse and it does set up the tiny plot curnel of corn that would grow into an entire corn field of her still having some friendly feelings toward tom. But it just feels weird, even with how cahotic star can be to have her flip flop from “Stop calling me” To “You should totlaly go on a date with the guy who harassed me and tried to kill you twice now. “. Especially since next time she has an episode with Tom, She’s fully resentful of him and a bit snarky and spends and episode, in part thanks to aformentioned magical severed ponyhead, suspicious of him playing games with her head again. We’ll get there soon obviously, i’m just saying it feels mildly off.
So Marco decides, much like bart simpson that getting where he’s going’s worth it even if he has to ride with the devil himself and reluctantly agrees. We see the inside of Tom’s carriage for the first time, and see my good personal friend dead horse again on the outside, and it’s really nice.. lit by torches because mood lighting, but similar to his room it’s plushly decorated and even has two serious speakers and according to Tom 6 flatscreens. Damn I wish I had one of those.. that and I wouldn’t have to drive since I can’t due to my anxiety. Plus who wouldn’t want a firey horse skelton sidekick?
Anyways Tom offers Marco cold cereal and Marco is frank with tom, pointing out he’s suddenly being nice to Marco after never being nice to him before and understandably isn’t sure he’s even a mackie hand fan but a bit of banter and trivia shows Marco that no, Tom really seems to be telling the truth.
Tom then confides in marco that he gets why Marco didn’t belivie him: Most people dont’ get past their preconcived perceptions of him. And here the series does flesh tom out a bit: Tom admits to not having many friends.. which frames the previous two episodes in a diffrent light. Sure his actions to Star are still very much not okay... but you at least see WHY he was so obessive about her: She was probably the first real friend he had that wasn’t a casual aquantince, his own family member, or a pet. Most Mewman kids his age probably weren’t too keen to hang out with what to them was a monster, rich or not, little raicst shits. And in the underworld most people probably just did whatever he asked because they were afraid of his temper or his parents fury, even if his parents are the nicest people in the underworld. So when he lost her, Tom didn’t know how to properly react and while his first attempt to win star back was genuine, it was marred by his refusal to adress his anger or control issues that likely lead to Star dumping him in the first place. While Star’s forgivness HERE is a bit werid, her willingness to give him another shot wasn’t: Tom was SEEMINGLY genuinely trying. He was in therapy, he’d been anger free for several days and most glowingly, when a stranger karate chopped his hand off in a misguided attempt to protect star.. he got upset but instnatlly went into his coping mechanisms.
The problem was as I covered in that review.. Tom didn’t WANT to change. That’s the thing about changing: you need to both know there is a problem and WANT to fix it. And even then, as we’ll see sometimes i’ts hard. I know, i’ve had my own personal issues i’ve had to change up as years went on. It’s a slippery slope you have to constnatly climb up. And BMB era tom.. just didn’t WANT to change he just wanted to do what he thought star wanted that would get her to take him back, and couldn’t understnad why she wouldn’t just listen to him and obey, two things not in star’s vocabulary for anyone much less her ex.
So , much like I did, rather than blame himself for screwing things up, he just saw it as Marco being in the way and tried to fix that. And so he sunk to rock bottom.. but it didn’t fix their relationship and it took Marco having an honest conversation, as someone who was also very close to her and knew her well, to get him to see that Star wasn’t going to take him back unless she wanted it.. what he was doing was selfish and self destructive.. and Tom probably realized in that moment he had to stop. He let her go, and thus as I put al ot of emphasis on last time, made his first step to being better.
And to me that’s why this makes sense as his next step: While it’s partly to fufill a checklist... you get the sense he really DOES like marco on some level. They hung out, which I do feel tom did genuinely feel was like friends hanging out instead of you know the second highest stakes game of ping pong i’ve ever seen.
The first if your curious. So while part of this is Tom just wanting to get through anger managment for likely his parent’s sake, part of it is also him genuinely wanting to be somebody’s buddy, anybody but a bumbling butler. It’s just being Tom, he dosen’t know HOW to make friends or get them to see past who he is surface wise; a spoiled angry boy and see the inside, a nice kid who just has no idea how to talk to people beyond a surface level or understand them and we’ll see that more both in this episode and as we go.
Speaking of going back in the episode proper, two bros drive up and insult Tom’s carriage also wondering if he’s going to his grandpa’s funeral. Fuck you both.. both on general principal and becaause his grandpapapapapapaaaaaaaaaaaa is alive and magnificent.
Satan bless you Relicor. Anyways, Tom is naturally pissed at this and Marco challenges them to a race.. but eases tom off actually following them as, since this isn’t a fast and the furious movie, the police immidelty arest them and we get the blessed image above. Let’s see that again.
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Not right but it’ll have to do I fear what may happen if I try again.
ONE BALLON DICK GIRAFFE LATER, our boys are on a high, as Tom finds there are things more fun than obletarating people. #tomhaskilledmultiplepeopleandisstillthebestboy. Marco is reminded of a song from his faviorite band Love Sentence, and Tom, suprisingy given his My Chemical Romance with a splash of metal astetic, is not only a huge fan but has a giant Helga Patiaki esque shrine to them complete with a cd player with shuffle. Fancy.
We then get a wonderful, shiptastic montage of the two just hanging out, hanging out with a white tiger. Having themselves a party. And given the song itself, sung by 98 Degrees and horrible realtiy show Newleywed’s alumnus Nick Lachey, even says “we used to be enimies but now we have chemistry” yeah I think this is intentional and they are a good ship. Are they my prefered ships for the characters? No tha’ts kelly and flame princess... the last one was recent and I love a good crossover ship sue me. But I do headcanon both as still Bi and still find the ship great, it’s just not my main one.
However the good times can’t last as it is film time... but Tom refuses to let marco leave befor eblowing his top off... dude that’s not how you build a suppportive relationship, you know this by now. Turns out the white tiger I haven’t mentioned to now is actually Brian, vocied my boy Stephen Root who apparently just.. lives at DIsney’s animation studios now as he has a tendency to show up in every other animated disney show. You may know him from Gravity Falls as Bud Gleeful, THe Mayor from Amphibia, or , in non disney voice work, Bill Dautrive. Turns out as I haven’t even tried to hide, Tom was in the final stage of his anger managment class and to get out of it had had to spend 3 hours with the person he hated most. As I said I do think part of it was GENUINE on tom’s part, that he was trying to be what he thought friends were... it’s just he didn’t get that Marco, if grumblinignly, probably STILL would’ve agreed if he were honest.
However.. it’s still a step up. While i’ts still a scheme, and his LAST on the show.. it’s more benign after the last two; Instead of being harmful his scheme this time is just “Bribe my worst enemy into hanging out with me and get out of anger managment” it’s still not quite right, but compared to the things he’s done with star, it’s an improvment and a sign he is changing despite himself. He could’ve just kidnapped marco again and forced him to spend the three hours.. granted this might’ve just been Brian saying, obviously no tha tdosen’t count, but still, instead he tried being nice and giving an apology. Even if it was for personal gain on some level, Marco’s words clearly got to him and he’s now trying genuinely unselfish tactics. It’s also notable since he spent the three hours with marco, and at least half an hour of awkarndess before it got all fun, WITHOUT getting angry or falling back on old stratgies and only beefing it at the end because, as i’ve established, he dosen’t get people.
So naturally tom gets mad.. while it is a sign he’s getting better he dosen’t do his trademark horrifying demonic EXPLOSION of rage... he’s still being petulant and sore over his failure is mad at marco for pritoritzing the tickets nad destroys them. Marco naturally calls him out, angry over him manipulating him to get some badge , as he puts it, calls him a jerk and a liar, accurate and the worst part to marco?
“I WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR IT”
Credit where it’s due while I may not LIKE adam mcarthur as a person...as a voice actor he is excellent and his delivery here is perfect as you do get the pain in Marco’s voice as he genuinely ahd grown to care for tom. Wethere it was friendship or wanting to make out... probably wanting to make out, you get the pain in his voice. Tom admits the love sentence hting wasn’t a lie.. but too little too late.. whcih is marco’s second faviorite love sentence song and leads to another moment of shippy goodness. Seriously I see why this ship exploded in popularity after this. Also I will say both Adam and Rider have damn pretty voices.
So Tom does what any romantic lead faced with a third act breakup would do.. say a demonic chant and bring Mackie Hand back from the dead. This is also the first time we see just how fucking powerful tom is. Before we’ve seen him summon his carriage and immolate some stuff and easily reattach a hand.. but this is the first time that we see he’s every pit as powerful as star, who probably could raise the dead she just dosen’t want to. Granted I don’t know why this sort of undead stuff hasn’t been used on say, Moons assitnated mother, but presumibly anti-monster stigma combined with the fact that we don’t know HOW she died or how much was left, and are probably better off that way solve that. It goes a long way to explain why Tom’s family are allies instead of the conquered like most monsters: They have equal , if far diffrent and spookier, magic power and are the only kingdom with this trump card besides the butterfly kingdom.
So as we close Marco tries to use Mackie to get in, the usher dosen’t buy it and a fight insues, but Marco and Tom patch things up, Tom becoming a fan of Mackie now he’s seen what the guy can do and Marco forgiving tom since, evne if his actions were still a bit greasy, he immidetly did his best to try and fix what he broke. The two are friends again despite them both saying they hate each other... but they clearly mean it playfully. The End.
Final Thoughts:
After the Slog that was last episode this one is a fan faviorite for a reason... well okay 2 reasons. One...
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And two.. it’s excellent. I feel bad it took me years to see this one, but it’s one of season 2′s finest. It’s funny, has great character stuff for both boys, introduces a new ship that’s fantastic and a great new dynamic between Tom and Marco that would carry for the rest of the show. It also beliviebly advances Tom’s character arc: He’s TRYING a bit but he’s still got a bit of the scheming and selfishness that defined his earlier outings, but it’s telling that after this episode, and hurting marco, he stops. This episode REALLY gets him to change that and for the better.
Sadly Tom would only make one more apperance this season in Naysaya, an episode I will cover when I cover Jackie and Marco at some point, but has him show up for a cameo when it turns out the episodes antagonist, a curse that takes the form of a sentient head that spills the target’s worst secrets and insecurities when they try to ask someone they like out, is Tom’s fault from back when he was a baddie, and Tom genuinely apologizes and tells him how to vanquish it, if ribs marco a bit since he cast that curse presumibly sometime between BMB and MCC and is delighed and suprised that Marco seriously hadn’t asked anyone out in that time. But it’s a nice bit that shows their not only still friends but Tom is genuinely sorry for some of his earlier behavior. We’ll see more of that as we go and more of tom trying to be better.. he’s made up with Marco, next time we come back to tomtrospective, we’ll see how it goes with Star.
Coming up besides the obvious, as Pride Winds down I’ll have my first steven unvierse coverage, one of the first openly gay couples in western animation, and some asexula pride as we take our first look at Bojack Horseman..’s loveable rommate todd. Until we meet again, stay safe, black lives matter and later days.
#star vs the forces of evil#tomco#marco diaz#tom lucitor#tomtrospective#freindenmies#brian#star butterfly#98 degrees#newlyweeds#love sentence#mackie hand#martial arts#pride month#lbgtq+
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Here is how the whole Destiel/Castiel mess could have been fixed without addind any additional scenes, without changing the plot and without chasing away the heteronormativ white dude bros, but still sending the message out to queer folks that Destiel is canon
Misha knew since season 15 started filming that Castiel would eventually confess his love for Dean. He explained he started showing through actions that Castiel is in love with Dean. Basing on that there should have been a scene where his changed behavior is adressed.
After Dean prays to Castiel in purgatory, they hug, Castiel says “I heared you”. Following to that scene should have been a moment where Dean sits down with Sam and this conversation happens:
“Everything right with you Dean? You seem a little bit... off since you and Cas came back from purgatory.”
“You know Sammy. I lost Cas down there and for a moment... just for a moment i thought we wouldn’t make it back. In that moment... i don’t know Sammy. But we face the end of the world... damn the whole universe. That is fucked up. Shouldn’t we be honest to... eachother... but also ourselves? There are feelings inside me I am trying to push down since a long time. I don’t know what they are yet, but facing the end of the world.... I would like to find out. Does that makes sense, Sammy?”
“Yes, Dean. Yes is does.”
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Skip - a few episodes later, after another mission. Dean and Cas drinking beer in the bunker alone.
Dean to Cas: “Cas, when we were in purgatory... There was no time for you.... to say... anything. But the world i going to hell... is there anything... you would like to say... or do?” (this scene can also seen as refering to his deal with the empty)
“No, Dean. I am thankful for your concern. But everything is fine. If there is something that needs to be said... I will do it i the right moment.”
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Episode 18: Castiel dies, confesses his love and his deal with the empty. Like this all the previous conversations with Dean suddently make sense.
Epsiode 19: Jack tells Dean that he also brought Cas back.
Dean: “Where is he?”
Jack: “You will meet him soon enough, Dean. Trust me. I now see everything... know everything... Is there something you want to tell Cas?”
Dean: “I don’t know man. I really don’t know. Hell Cas is my best friend. Doesn’t he deserve an answer?. Doesn’t I deserve to find that answer for him?”
Epsiode 20: Dean dies... if he really has to -.- Comes into heaven. Speaks with Bobby, gets into the car. Drives to the bridge. Meets Sam there. They hug. Eileen shows up. Sam and her Kiss. Suddently a voice: “Now Dean. Now we have all eternity.” Cas appears on the bridge as well. Dean and Cas smile at eachother. Camera zooms out, fade to black
- The End
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I'm on my 3rd rewatch, and I'm now 100% convinced that ChaYoung's walls and defense mechanisms are more iron clad than Vincenzos' are. In a perfect world we would have gotten more on her background and why she has no stable/trusted relationships (even her father😭) other than the unhealthy obsession of her psychopath junior. She's so lonely, she doesn't really let people in far enough to see her at her most vulnerable. She smiles and keeps a brave face and never let's herself really breakdown in front of people and I'm starting to think she might not know how. She is hesitant with physical touch until the victim's families start hugging her and then she starts testing the waters with Major Bro Energy with Vincenzo - she seems very touch starved and deserves all the hugs T-T
Heya Anon!! I can only agree with what you say !
From the start we see her acting all tough and not showing how she really feels to anyone, especially her father. It’s obvious her colleagues can’t be trusted either, and she has no actual friend to count on. The closest instances where we see her being ‘honest’, as you say, was with her intern (yikes for that).
And then, right as she’s going to try to make up with her father, he gets killed, by the very firm she’s worked all her life for and basically sacrificed everything for. And yet, apart from the obvious grief she shows at the beginning of episode 4 (ngl, I would have been worried if she didn’t) she never shows it in front of anyone else -the only instances where we see her get sad about it again is when she’s alone.
She’s loud and laughs with exaggeration as a defense mechanism - we see her laughing when her father tries to disown her, when she’s arrested and about to be sent to prison ; all of this to try and alleviate the situation.
And as you say there’s the physical touches! At first her physical touches are ‘playful hitting’, like swatting Vincenzo’s arm or even Jang Joon Woo’s. But then as the episodes progress we see here give actual physical affection (I like to think it starts when Vincenzo starts doing that too) ! She puts her head on Vincenzo’s shoulder, grabs his arm, pats his back -she genuinely leans into the victims’ families’ hug ; she even starts doing it with the tenants too ! Yet we never saw her directly adress her feelings or talk about her evident trauma related to all of this.
So in conclusion does our queen needs hugs? YES ALL THE HUGS (and maybe therapy too)
And damn now I want to see a fic with a touch starved Cha Young and a lot, a LOT of physical affection 😭
I loved getting your message, thank you so much! c:
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can i please get out of the cycle of immediately forgiving and trusting some1 who's kinda my ex who led me on (despite her also being gay???) and then uses me for her entertainment and they leaving me in the mud like. she's got so many friends and i dont feel important to her anymore and its really u__u
we both used to have a crush on eachother but she didnt want a relationship but she still flirted w/ me?????????? and despite me being her crush she ignored me, was passive agressive and downright an asshole until i confronted her about it like damn bro.... idk how you could do that to ur "crush"
like i still wanna be her friend but. i NEED to stop pouring my heart out to her and then be upset the next day when she desint even adress it... ma'am you know im not ok
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#dont rb#i literally cried to her over a voice call and i. still cringe over it#the next day she didnt even give a SHIT???#and then one day she bought it up and i panicked so hard my intrusive thoughts went crazy and before i could stop myself i punched her#like. rlly hard yeowch
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Anti’s Backstory part 2
As jack looked down at the notebook, he knew that he needed to give t back. Buuuuuut, it would help him find out more about Anti. Also there’s SO MANU QUESTIONS just blazing through his mind as he read. Is Anti only 16, but since he’s part of him is that why he looks 27? Did anti DIE when he was only sixteen? Why on earth would be go by anti back then, when his name was Andrew? Why was the notebook labeled as if it was a gravestone labeled to his death year? The only way for Jack to truelly know what the fuck happened, is to read the rest of the journal. It only had three more entries though, that wouldn’t be enough to uncover the whole truth. Also, how come the book only appeared while Anti was glitching the fuck out, and looked like he was reverting to his old self? Jack takes a breath, and just continues to read at his computer desk with spider loaf for company. Maybe the questions will just answer themselves?
Anti’s Journal: ‘I’m in HUGE trouble! I went to the park last night, and I swear to god I saw something I wasn’t suppose to! There was a guy who had gray shaggy hair talking to some kid, he looked about my age. But I had never noticed him before, he might have gone to my school, but I honestly didn’t know. Randomly I just saw the guy with gray hair shove a kneedle! A god fucking kneedle into th kids god damn neck! It was even glowing a green liquid, the kid instantly passed out as I watched his viens fill with whatever that stuff was. The guy PICKED HIM UP, and put him in the truck of a black van! However as it drove away, I saw the same man look at me! He started to drive after me as I ran away, but I was able to escape with ease. Thank you PE for one thing in my whole life! However... ever since I’ve been home, I feel like I’m being watched. Almost as if I’m being watched by a predator.’
Suddenly there’s a Big Bang on the door. Which startled Jack to bad he practically throws the book to the ceiling. Practically? No, more like actually does. Anyways he quickly hides the book behind his back and yells out.
Jack: “W-Who is it?!”
Marvin: “You alright Jack? You sound out of breath.
Thank goodness it was marvin. Phew, that would have ended bad if it was Chase or Anti.
Jack: “Um, yeah! You just startled me is all.”
Marvin: “Oh good! Can I come in?”
Jack: “Yeah sure! Come right on in Marv.”
As he agrees on Marvin’s entree, he sits on top of the notebook so just in case Marvin looks around he won’t accidentallly spot it.
Almost as on que, Marvin opens the door as Jack finishes hiding it. However, Marvin looks at Jack with a concerning expression. Was he thinking that Jack was doing something? Or was he just worried for Anti?
Marvin: “What’s going on?”
Jack: “I’m sorry I don’t know what you mean.”
Marvin just rolls his eyes, and figites with the black wond he had in his hand.
Marvin: “I’m not stupid, Anti screaming wasn’t just because he saw Chase kissing Schneeplstein. There’s something else, I have never heard him scream like that a day in his life.”
He then walks over to Jack as his cape slowly follows behind him. Marvin then kneels down next to Jack, as if analyzing every single characteristic that Jack possesses.
Jack: “Well that’s all I thought happened. Andrew just experiencing true heart break.”
Marvin raises an eyebrow.
Marvin: “Who the hell is Andrew?”
Jack: “Anti! I meant Anti, sorry it’s been a long day!”
Jack is a horrible liar, everyone in the entire house knew that. He also sucked at keeping secrets if he gets pressured to hard. However; Marvin didn’t want to push him. It’s common law that the head of the house controlled everything accidentally. Aka Jack. Marvin knew that if something was in fact going on with Jack, he couldn’t pressure him into doing so.
Marvin: “Alright then, well... if anything is wrong. I’m right here next to you.”
Jack: “Thanks Marv.”
Marvin then stands up, as if he accepted an reward.
Marvin: “No problem Jack. I’m always just one call away.”
And with that, Marvin exists the room, locking it behind him. Now, Jack wasn’t one to question people’s intentions, but Marvin never checks on him like that. Was he just being concern? Or was he just trying to get something out of him like Chase did? It probably doesn’t matter, he’s gone now. So he can continue reading Anti’s journal. He also then decided to scribble out ‘Andrew’ from the front so he doesn’t get confused with saying the wrong name anymore after that.
Anti’s Journal: “So.... I randomly got a call from someone today. They sounded like a nice person, but something was odd from there voice. Almost as if they where putting on a facade to sound nice. It was very confusing for sure, but it was interesting. They asked me if I would be willing to meet them at the park tomorrow night, but I instantly said no. Maybe a little too quickly, but I said no all together. After I said they, whoever it was kept persisting that I go to meet them. So I got annoyed and just hung up. My mom would kill me if we went over the limits of being on a phone. We still only have one phone in the whole house, people have been coming out with cool phones though! They’re not even connected to the wall! Anyway, thats besides the point. Then later today, this girl approaches me right after third period. She asked me if I could go out on a date with her tomorrow. I had to accept, people where getting weirded out that I have turned down every girl who asked me out. The truth is I don’t find girls.... attractive! Yes I know I’m gay, sue me. But, if anyone found out I would get bullied left and right. I dont want to become one of those kids.”
Jack stops reading as he finishes that entree, he is in shock. Lost of words all together, yes he knew Anti loved Chase, but this was different! He wasn’t falling in love because Jack was, he was falling in love, because he actually loved him. God this was all just mind blowing. Also, Jack was getting very concerned about what Anti was writing about in this. First a guy asks him to meet at a place where he saw someone get KIDNAPPED, then a girl just happens to ask him out the same night!? Jack wasn’t one to theorize, but he was scared to open the next entree. He doesn’t know what’s going to happen, but he does have a bad feeling. As he goes to open the next page, he gets interrupted by a notification on his phone.
He looks down at it, and sees that his newest video has gone up. But, it wasn’t the one he uploaded. It was the Bro Average video that Chase filmed of him kissing Schneeplstein and Anti’s screams. The comments where going nuts over crazy for it. He knows that he’s going to have to adress this, so he decides to take a small break and do an Instagram live. Hopefully he can take his mind off of what he just discovered.
Jack: “Hi guys! So, the video I just posted wasn’t suppose to go up yet, I was planning on releasing it tomorrow and-“
#jacksepticeye#antisepticeye#marvin the magician#septicart#it counts fanficton is still a form of art#secrets
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