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gothkrislemcheslut · 4 months

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why did so many 2012 bandom girls make these and why do i think they’re so funny

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defira85 · 2 months

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Me, crawling through the work week by my fingernails as things just continue to get progressively worse and my health continues to spiral: augh

Me, noticing that my fic is a few hits shy of being NUMBER 69 out of all the Durgetash fics on AO3: actually life is worth living, if only so I can yell NICE on my deathbed

#okay I'm sick enough to require a deathbed BUT #IT IS OTHERWISE HILARIOUS #and I'm going in for a minor procedure tomorrow which will hopefully bring me one step closer #to actually getting the surgery I DO need #also unrelated but I've almost gone 3 whole months without any soda and the world is a bleak and miserable place #when you don't drink alcohol and can't drink soda either it gets real desolate out here real fast

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momotonescreaming · 10 months

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Thinking about a Steve who goes sober after the Russians

Once he's mostly recovered from his concussion, when the world still feels like it's closing in on him but his head doesn't feel like it's going to crack in two - Steve cracks open a beer.

He's tense, and paranoid, and it's all too much, and he swears he keeps seeing the silhouette of one of the Russian soldiers in the woods. So he turns the TV up loud, sits on the couch, and has beer with dinner. Take the edge off. Distract himself.

Except the beer just makes everything worse. What once would have been a nice buzz - just makes his stomach churn and his head spin.

The walls of his house are too pale and the lights are too bright and his vision is tunnelling and he's alone and he starting to feel that buzzed floaty feeling he felt when the Russians stuck that needle in his neck and oh god he can't handle this he doesn't want to lose control of himself he needs to be prepared he needs to be ready the floor is rushing up to meet him it's too cold everything echos he can't do this again he just works at scoops ahoy please

Steve throws up in the hall bathroom. He drinks water as he pours the rest of his beer down the sink

#stranger things #steve harrington #momo.txt #yes i saw that post about how scared steve looked during the torture #and got thinking about season 3 #and consequences #(bc the duffers wont bring it up again)#this is a headcanon ive been quietly holding on for for a while #a steve who cant stand the out of control feeling drugs and alcohol gives him anymore #because he got drugged against his will #and that would fuck you up #even though it was pkayed up for laughs #also robin tbh but im in my steve feelings rn

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olealoa · 5 months

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do you guys think evil morty throws crazy parties here bc im just saying that’s the perfect place for a wicked ass party…

#rick and morty #evil morty #rnm #rick and morty spoilers #morty #probably only invites mortys #but at the same time maybe not since he doesn’t like sell out mortys #also id like to imagine that evil morty respects earth law (even though he has his own planet) and doesn’t drink or bring alcohol 😭 😭#if he wouldnt throw parties would the alternative be him being a crazy clean freak #THESE ARE ALL PLAUSIBLE

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chevaliermalfets · 6 months

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the department sending us back to do research after serving so much wine at the christmas lunch

#lmao good thing i don't have any experimennts running this afternoon #just have to write an exam and im either gonna go in 'fuck them kids' mode or get v soft and make the exam way easier than it should be #rays european hot girl phd #also the idea of the DEPARTMENT serving us alcohol???#europe's wild y'all #in the US the department sent out an email basically saying you can't even bring a bottle of champagne to celebrate after someone defends #their thesis. you have to go off campus to have alcohol #30 rock

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toxooz · 1 year

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also tihkngi abt Ollie at one of his low points, bad at refusing party invitations, fucked up hungover, but would still pick out bottlecaps to bring Oscar on his way out like

#oscar freaking out over a rare bottle cap wondering where he got it but ollies just :`)👉👉#ollie #oscar #insert abby and remys Very Concerned Faces at the mounds of alcoholic bottlecaps he brings in every week

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lemon-wedges · 6 days

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#au where barok does end up finding klints letter after genshin dies #goes thru a depression spiral where he gives up being a prosecutor because of his lose in faith #bUT does end up knowing about iris and in make sure she doesnt end up involved in the public blacklash against his brother #moves to japan (he found out about mikotobas original plan of taking iris with him)#what im saying is #10 years later english college major ryunosuke keeps running into this scary ass english man #in restaurants where he seems to drink his own weight in alcohol #and yeah he does sleep with him cause hes just as hot as he is scary #also in the back of his mind hes not 100% sure that barok ISNT a ghost of a man who was murdered in japan #hes just so pale and only seems to come out at night #a lot of thots about barok actually handing iris over to herlock and miktoba to do the majority of the raising because hes so so depressed #those first few yesrs #whivh means 2 things #mikotoba bringing herlock to Japan and essatially doing the 'meet ur new mom susato'#and susato getting to carry baby iris in one of those baby backpacks while she watches herlock eat dirt that was stuck on her shoe #and deducing her exact errand route

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bloodbathfortwo · 3 months

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I've posted my moodboards for Like minds. And I'm bound to post more. Presenting: Like Minds Mafia! Au, OLDER! Alex Forbes and YOUNGER! Nigel Colbie with a good 'ol mind corruption. 😇

#murderous intent #like minds 2006 #alex forbes #nigel colbie #like minds #AUs #alternate universe #There's a reason why there's a contract image on this moodboard.#I'd like to imagine that Nigel is trying to make ends meet #for him and his mom.#but he can barely keep up with the bills.#Then he stumbles into a bar #And then his sights is set on Him; Mascular #tall and handsome and he can't help but gulp at his racing thoughts.#Nigel strikes up a convo and delightfully Alex does reciprocate #and when Nigel brings up about his financial struggles. Alex suddenly whips out a contract; A physical relationship in exchange for money.#LET ME TELL YOU #NIGEL IS PROBABLY TIPSY #I JUST FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THEY HAD ALCOHOL #IT'S A BAR OFCOURSE #WHAT DO YOU EXPECT???#ANYWAYS #Nigel accepts it and signs the contract and the rest id history.#let's say that Alex is invested in their relationship. and so is Nigel.

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itwoodbeprefect · 2 months

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shout out to joke, pran's fifth year peer mentor who only makes one (1) extremely hilariously not sober appearance and is never mentioned before or after he goads pat into making a big romantic scene on those architecture department stairs for no reason, giving pran a very loud unambiguous affirmation that pat knows and loves him and allowing pat to roleplay his dream of publically asking for pran's hand. joke, a true day drinking ally! he knows just when to show up out of nowhere, how to sternly direct some gay dramatics without falling down the stairs, and when to disappear into thin air. gotta respect that kind of skill

#jdkfdfjk. i mean it so genuinely when i say the fact that this guy so deeply randomly wanders into this one (1) scene #enhances the whole thing tenfold. to me. i LOVE that #also yeah granted it's morning when all this happens (pat has just rolled out of bed to bring pran the file after all)#so there's a chance joke is still drunk from a very late night out. like. theoretically #but also let's be real there's for sure alcohol in that thing he's carrying around #which he then uses to applaud!! gets me every time. even the mysterious flask approves of this union. pro gay rights flask #*#bad buddy #bad buddy the series

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dutybcrne · 29 days

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Honestly, I love imagining that Kae behind the bar would make cocktails a la TipsyBartender as a bit, but then get genuinely invested in what limits he could push his own ( and especially Venti's ) alcohol tolerance and what flavors he could end up mixing up. That menu, however, is off-limits for everyone except himself, Venti, Albedo, and Dainsleif.

#//Or sb like an adeptus or Archon; for instance. But Kae'd be going on instinct/vibes alone to clock 'em #//Or any other being he figures is like them who could have a supernatural/extreme alcohol tolerance #//And then test them with a Creation once he's sure & they ask for one. I smile; thinking of what FACES Xiao would make jdfbgfg #☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#hc; kaeya #//Kae being given full reins of the bar like AIGHT; LET'S MAKE A DRINK WITH THE MOST UNHINGED OF ALCOHOL MIXES & UNHOLY OF FLAVORS #//It's like when you made 'magic potions' as a kid; except now he can make his ideal BOOZE. And NO ONE CAN STOP HIM #//Except if Luc suddenly senses a Disturbance in the Force & HIGHTAILS IT TO ANGEL SHARE (Charles in near tears sent for him to stop Kae)#//Near every concoction; Kae ends up spitting the drinks tf out half the time bc sometimes it BURNS and sometimes it tastes GOD AWFUL #//To which he would IMMEDIATELY challenge Venti to a drink off and see who chickens tf out first kdjbgf #//Dude rolls up after coming back from Sumeru w some shit like the Purple Dragon drink or smth #//Charles can only look on in horror as Kae ASSASINATES his own tastebuds & that of any unfortunate victim he ropes into trying it jdfbfg #//He got Luc to try smth he made ONCE; and the man ended up passed out IMMEDIATELY #//Due to the alcohol or how utterly ABHORRENT the taste was; Kae still does not know #//He looks back on it and LAUGHS; bc of Luc's reaction every time he brings it up; but in the moment DEFFO panicked; thinking he killed him #//Mans can be & IS a spectacular bartender; second to none (read: Diluc). But BOY OH BOY; can he be unhinged with it when he gets the Urge

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formulafics · 6 months

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#disclaimer: this is just a vent don’t feel obligated to say anything 😼🙏🏻#tw. alcohol #trauma is real #which obviously i knew that but im feeling it rn and im just 🧍🏻‍♀️#long story short my mom used to drink a lot #and she chilled out recently but tonight has drank a lot more than usual and lord have mercy it’s messing with me bad folks #the amount of songs i can’t listen to be i go into flight or fight mode bc my mom used to blare them while drunk #which i mean i could have it a lot worse but yk #and like i can’t even be frustRted with my mom without feeling bad bc ik she deals with a lot but i can’t do anything to help #and the speed at which the night can go from good to bad bc of her drinking #not to mention i’m rewatching yellowstone and i still like it but it also brings back bad memories with my mom #bc we were watching yellowstone while she and i had some of our worse fights (due to her drinking)#anyways. if you’re reading shoutout to you i hope you don’t relate to this but if you do you’re not alone and ily #also who likes yellowstone #ryan please give me a chance (he’s a fictional cowboy who’s definitely too old for me)#(but i want him)#okay i’m done i hope you’re having a good night if you’ve read this far 🙏🏻

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pinkspiraling · 1 year

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getting real sick of my sister asking me to come over and then also asking me to pick up food and bring stuff and go to the store and then when i get there i have to deal with her insane puppy bc she doesn’t wanna deal with it herself

#like she asked me to come hang out on her new patio and i was down #but she wants me to bring a WHOLE ASS TV. and pick up food. and alcohol #and when i said no she said i can just pick her up and we’ll go together #like bro. bro. you were home all day. if you wanted to have a fun night then you should’ve got what we needed #i’m tired and grumpy and just worked all day why tf are u asking me this shit #pink never shuts up

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helioptilie · 6 months

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I have very mixed feelings about The Fall of The House of Usher. As much as I loved Carla Gugino’s performance, I think connecting everything to Verna and The Deal lessened the impact of all other storylines. Edgar Allen Poe follows similar themes, but his works are short and distinct. The Black Cat, Murder in The Rue Morgue, and The Raven; all involve death, but have different approaches to the subject and a different end effect on the audience. Idk it worked well to make the show cohesive but I feel as though it might have been better to keep it as an anthology.

#the fall of the house of usher #I’m about to make a bunch of posts about everything I liked about it so I needed to get what I didn’t like out of my system #Like idk maybe this is just me #but The Black Cat has a large focus on alcoholism and sanity #and the show follows this well for the most part! I loved the addition that Pluto was alive all along #but then it feels flat when you bring up that it was actually all Verna; not his substance abuse and delusions #and Tammy’s death was brutal that scene definitely messed me up #but again you negate the message that she did this to herself if you want us to believe that it was all inevitable because of the deal #and I’m that that’s part of the intention ‘continuing the cycle of greed and abuse even as she is pitching a healthier lifestyle’#but still it just feels off #idk

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doomedflare · 17 days

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west and i are cooking something so stupid (house party au)

#aka the ‘everyone is normal’ au #jake spends the whole time drunkenly trying to get with dwight #meg is trying so hard to wingman bc jake doesn’t know what he’s fucking doing #i called out bc cramps Bad so now i’m thinking about these idiots in a house party #these nightmare ass dynamics in a confined space with alcohol and weed and whatever else anyone brings #holy shit this is so funny

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heirbane · 4 months

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V ; MALVAZIA / ANCIENT.

⊙- Theoinus is not unknown to the Convocation. Most Ancients are seen to have a sort of role they play in Amaurotine society, whether with their own creation magicks or by tending to bureaucracy surrounding such abilities, and Theo is no different.

⊙- With their title of Dionysus, Theoinus was - for a whisper of time - almost considered as the next Azem, after Venat's retirement. Relatively young by Ancient standards, Theoinus scoured the edges of the world as Dionysus, bringing back information from the corners of existence regarding crops... most specifically, those that could be magicked into beverages.

⊙- The vast majority of the grape plants in Elpis were, in fact, brought forth by Theoinus - if not by their own magic, then by returning from their travels with seeds and starters in tow. While they cannot claim to have conceived of fermented fruits and their beverages, their tinkering with their composition was what lead to their prevalence in Amaurotine society. The drink, among Ancients, was believed to open the mind and relax the soul... to a detriment, if the user overindulged.

⊙- It was not until the End of the Ancient world, when the shards of existence came into play, that the concept of alcoholism and overindulgence came to be. Fermented beverages were of no long-term consequence to Ancients: it is their lesser, partial selves that suffer.

⊙- ... and some of the creations in Elpis, unfortunately. Not all are created equal, and Theoinus has caused the undoing of more than one of Hermes' beings. (Many of his grape vines had to be replanted to a specific, unpopulated island of Elpis, lest any more of Hermes' creatures eat them and become deathly ill.)

⊙- As mentioned above, Theo was... almost, kind of, not really considered for Azem. If the being's intoxicated adventures were harmless and did not impact the neighboring beings in their society, maybe Theoinus would have been in the running longer. Unfortunately, Theo is a menace and partakes in a lot of their own drink.

⊙- Theoinus is... quite popular. They are not often in Amaurot, due to their travels, but make their presence loud and clear when they are: always happy to share their newest brews and drink concepts, tales of their travels and the brash fights they get into while relaxed.

⊙- Theoinus is never at their own parties. If one is to come early, they may see them being a wallflower... but often times, Theoinus is not afoot - not unless they are in their cups. It is only after several drinks that they bloom, their boisterous attitude and fleet feet coming out loud and clear.

⊙- (Usually, however, Theoinus is holed away in a bedroom, dancing to dulled, muffled music on their own... or already on the road to make a name for themselves in another place.)

⊙- Theoinus is what Eorzeans would call a dancer. While not blessed with the strongest aethersight or creation magicks, Theoinus is easily able to turn any movement into a graceful, floral thing. They do technically subclass as bard, but only due to their ease of words and rhymes: they will never be caught with an instrument, as that is not their forte. They do, however, memorize beat and music quite easily, and struggle to forget a tune once heard.

⊙- Theo is a they/them at heart, but doesn't mind being dubbed he when referred to by his title, Dionysus, or from strangers in other parts of the world.

(and, for my own reference for art later - pine green hair, dark skin, burgundy eyes.)

#ⅩⅣ - v ; malvazia ( ancient. )#6.0 spoilers #alcohol tw #playing a little loosy goosy w/ the lore here since. we know the seats of the convo are inherited/voted in #but not a lot has been shown to us about how or why? just that [redacted] was nominated for A Seat and kept turning it down #so. i rEALLY LIKE THE IDEA... OF AN.CIENT G.AIUS. ALMOST BEING A.ZEM?#BECAUSE TO THE G.ARLEANS HE KIND OF /IS/ THEIR A.ZEM?#he travels!!! he's gone around the world!!! in THEIR eyes HE is right and whole #so. yes! unfortunately his folly got the best of him #im sorry. them. them! them #also had to mention h.ermes since That Dude is in d.ionysus' mythology a lot #goofy dude gets run out of other being's societies bc they pick fights and bring alcohol to the populous. the end

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ningtual · 5 months

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saturday night i'm apparently going out with a bunch of my school friends, there's a 50/50 chance that the night is gonna be a banger or it's gonna end up with me bawling my eyes out on a random bathroom floor again

#haven't cried in a long time the alcohol might bring out some unresolved issues #ive only been drinking very little to nothing the past few weeks bc i was always working so #i'm a bit out of practice 😵‍💫#anyway #i'm hoping for it to be fun #tw alcohol #000

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