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kumoricovers · 11 months
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Hotobashire Jounetsu (Overflowing Passion) sung by the Triple Baka group. This is my first cover using Teto's SynthV voicebank! It's so good <3 using it in SynthV sounds a bit weird at first since it sounds so different from her UTAU, but ultimately I really love it. She long deserved the upgrade to an official diva.
Original song from Hetalia, composed by Takuya Watanabe, and sung by Masaya Onosaka (France), Go Inoue (Spain), and Atsushi Kousaka (Prussia).
Miku is Prussia, Neru is Spain, and Teto is France.
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avinaccia · 3 years
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hi, can you please expand what you meant with "! I've noticed there's been more of a shift towards fruk (or maybe that's just been in my circle), especially as England's characterization in the fandom has shifted" i haven't been around much, so i was wondering what has changed about england's characterization around the fandom? sorry to bother!!
[For reference, this comment was from a post about the prevalence of USUK in the Hetalia fandom]
Never a bother anon! I’m always happy to answer asks like these :)
I suppose I need to preface things by saying that, as far as the manga and anime are concerned, England’s character has not changed. What has changed is the fandom’s perception of his character, which has developed gradually over time. 
Back when Hetalia was first kicking off and gaining popularity (2008-13), representation of all the characters in fics and artwork and other posts was largely reflective of the characterization given to everyone in the anime, so think old Studio Deen animation and humour from Seasons 1-4. The English dub was EXTREMELY influential in this regard as well, as unlike most other anime, the Hetalia fandom was more knowledgeable about the English dub than the English sub, and quite frankly the dub is like a 100 on a scale of 1-5 in terms of craziness in comparison with the original Japanese version. 🙃
Putting it bluntly, the first few seasons of Hetalia were a raging stereotypical clusterfuck and OH BOY did the fandom latch on to this. This is where you get France saying ‘honhonhon~😏🌹🍑🍑🍆’ every second sentence, Prussia talking about his ‘awesome five meters’ and how he’s going to invade ‘invade everyone’s vital regions’, Hungary and Japan being huge yaoi fujioshis, Russia being a creepy sadist, sw’d’n n’t ‘s’ng v’w’ls - I could go on about this for weeks but I’ve already given myself whiplash so..
Now we get to England, who quickly became a paragon of the tsundere trope in which he yelled ‘I..it’s not like I like you b..baka’ every 30 seconds and was often pictured expressing himself with the characteristic ‘tch’ so beloved by fic writers. England was shipped with two people primarily: America and France, though usually any fic involving France involved France pouncing and attempting to ‘steal Iggy’s innocence’ until the heroic America jumped in to save the damsel in distress. So then England’s primary characterization was that of a more feminine, prickly little thing who was actually just really bad at expressing his feelings and totally had the hots for America (also he always bottomed...like almost exclusively).
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Starting around 2016, when the World Stars manga was put on hiatus, a fandom made a major shift from canon content to fanon headcanons and the like (because we had to supplement ourselves with content somehow lol), which started to change the perceptions of many of the characters, and usually for the better as people starting creating complex character studies and delving into national history to make these really awesome narratives that far outstripped the canon.
England’s character shift was absolutely hilarious because, while he too became more complex, he also became an ABSOLUTE BASTARD™. Like we’re talking stinky rat bastard who sleeps in the trash; has 20 kids whose names he forgets, a drinking problem, and anger management issues; thinks that the puke-coloured sweater vest he bought in the 80s and tan corduroys are the pinnacle of fashion; old man jenkins dislocates his hip every Tuesday; and “just remember no-one can hate you more than you hate yourself” sorta guy. All in good fun of course, but his character did a COMPLETE 180 which is frankly the funniest thing I’ve seen.
It’s been a wild ride anon, I’m sure there’s many a person who would be more than willing to volunteer up more examples because lord knows there’s more 😭
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fiore-rosewood9 · 3 years
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♫FrUk :D
Thank you for the ask, I will send a few songs that remind me of fruk, a whole playlist if you may, not only one song. I also touch a few of triggering topics as I explain the nations's personalities and relationships with one another so I apologize in advance if I upset/trigger someone and will put my trigger here - Warning - mentions of abuse, alcoholism, s*exual trauma. Under the explanation there is a playlist of songs that make me think of Ukfr/Fruk, so if anyone gets upset you can feel free to skip my general headcanons about fruk/ukfr relationship dynamics. There are too many songs that make me think of different characters or ships but I collected the ones that make me think the most of them.
I know the original song is by Lady gaga but this version is too sweet and cheesy for me so I chose the rock cover by the group Halestorm since I prefer it, it sounds more genuine and rough and kinda makes me think of the dynamic that ukfr/fruk has, that some people present is as just the enemies to lovers trope or them just fighting which is.....simply unhealthy????? Fruk is much more than that and I wish people would stop seeing it as a two dimensional thing, yeah they do argue on a lot of things and it is not the healthiest dynamic however it does work in my mind because they stick through thin and thick and that requires effort and true love since a lot of people nowdays do not take time to know the other person, they just jump into marriage and have a few divorces and just argue over everything and then separate, fruk is an off and on thing where they break and make. This kind of dedication is hard to find in today's couples. I know they're fictional characters and no one really cares but I practice my psychology skills and my knowledge of people around me, and I sometimes see people with similar or almost the same characters as fictional characters, they may not have all of their hobbies but they do act the same way. And certain pairs, no offence, just make me want to gag my self due to history with bad and toxic fans but if I look at it subjectivly and never encountered mean fans from a certain ship, I would say that they ship simply doesn't work. No ship bashing but as far as I know, people with this kind of personality from this ship that I dislike, and get upset when seeing fan art of, simply just do not get along and had a hard time divorcing, it is not only unhealthy and unbalanced, it is downright abusive because both partners seek control and to have the upper hand and this is not...what romance is about???? It is about two people taking care of each other, understanding personal space and boundaries, lifting each other up and yeah, they will argue a lot, sometimes for small things, sometimes for bigger things, but generally the point of romantic relationships is not someone using you, or abusing you financially and generally being better or bigger than you. This breeds insecurity and jealousy in the other partner and makes them feel inadequate. Usually such problems are not talked over and one of the partners acts passive agressive which is what ultimaltly leads to said divorce. So yeah, people can go away with their (BUT IT IS CUTE, IT IS SO FUCKING CUTE) pairing because real life pairings and how humans communicate and develop friendships and relationships isn't based on what your mind conciders and doesn't concider cute and there are lots of factors on whether relationship will ever happen like common interests, type personality, etc and just block me so I will never hear from them and their childish mindset ever again, which is why I blocked certain tumbrl fan art hetalia accounts who produce art of a pairing I (dislike) lowkey hate, for historical reasons, for manga reasons, for toxic fans who bullied me and made me go on 3 hiatuses reason and ultimatly in real life experience and psychology and how humans and the human mind works and what is healthy and unhealthy reason. Why should I support something where certain people have been hateful towards me and these same people that act like these characters and I know in my life are on bad terms in real life? Why shouldn't I just move on to something more realistic and more healthy, that I have seen that works with humans I know first hand? I am not a clinical psychologist and I have no power or saying in this but I had to write thesis and read books by psycholgists and analyze them in high school and my first year of Uni, in order to pass the year and I have also read reccomended books by a psychologist I went to because I wanted an advice on how to deal with my anxiety and talking to people, because my condition is extremely severe but I honestly feel stuck and try to improve but also feel confused, I sometimes feel like I am not doing enough to
self improve as a human. I sometimes come off as too cold or overly bitter and angry without intending to, and it sucks.
Francis is a really manipulative person and Matthew picked up that from him while part of Alfred's agression doesn't only come from confidence in his own abilities but the fact that England him self is an overly agressive person and is very dominant or at least used to be for a very long time, now he is more mild to keep his gentleman persona but he does suffer from severe anger issues which he hides while Alfred is prone to breaking things and screaming, Arthur is more prone to being rude, sarcastic and generally mean before he loses it. Matthew and Francis do not engage in fight if they can avoid it which is why sometimes people call them cowardly I think? And Matthew is a bit prone to being a codependent people pleaser as far as I see and he seems to have severe anxiety issues. Francis albeit charismatic and beautiful, is deep down in his core lonely.
I think that part of his pervertedness, shocking people with his s*xual humour and all of this sex obsession comes from trauma in his childhood and dressing like a girl. I wouldn't explain what the trauma in question was since it is not canon but I do headcanon that he had s*xual trauma and it is partly why Hungary dressed like a guy. I don't know if this is legit, it is bias from reading too much japanese fan comics relating to hetalia or just general history of humans and how they treated consent and what is moral today, wasn't amoral or against the law a few centuries ago, but I have seen artists touch on it. I think both Arthur and Francis suffer from neglect and they weren't particularly good fathers, in fact no country is, the whole FACE family is dysfunctional and while I love all of them, I kinda pity them. I think Rome was a bit discriminatory mostly towards France and never towards his other children while Arthur had to constantly prove him self and was bullied by his brothers. While other nations have suffered from trauma too (I headcanon that Prussia was burnt on stake and people threw rocks at him due to his albinism and being left handed) something similar happened to Arthur, who I headcanon that he was burnt for being a witch and Francis went a few times through the guillotine, or Arthur still having a bullet scar on his arm from the American revolution or Francis having nightmares from that day where Jeanne was burnt and waking up in his own sweat. Arthur also must suffer from workholism and alcoholism, judging by how much he works and goes to pubs to drink. Everyone chooses their own poison and how to cope with life and many use unhealthy coping mechanisms, hell, even I used unhealthy coping mechanisms a lot in the past and I am not proud of them, in fact, I try to improve.
I can talk about their history and how it relates to their mental health and what scars they have for hours but I would bore you. You came for a song and I am probably boring you so I apologize for writting a lot of words, in advance. I basically think that fruk/ukfr is the ultimate ship for many reasons because they click, I do ship spuk/engita/asakiku and many other things but fruk/ukfr is kinda like butter and bread, it is a great combination. I never said it is 100 percent healthy, however their relationship makes psychological sense and their personalities click. I know people like to present arthur as this dumb tsundere man that blushes and says baka, or he is this garbage rat dad that no one likes or francis is presented or at least used to be this perverted sex machine that touched other countries inappropriatly or at least the 2012-2015 fans saw him this way and while he still has the reputation of a pervert, what many young people in the fandom see as disgusting, I just see as an overly lonely man that just happens to have high libido and copes with it by having casual sex and just has a sex humour, the same way some people have fart jokes humour or darker, more cursed humour, I am really glad that fans mostly left off this whole - Francis is a r**ist and will grope you, in the past, because honestly r**e is not joke and as a character he clearly understands consent and boundaries and I don't think someone like him would do such a thing. Also Greece and Turkey have even higher libido than him and sleep around more, yet he is the ''pervert'', I don't get it??????????? but fruk is just so much more than opposites attract, they have a lot in common so I can't say they're full opposites, no one is truly. I have heard people ask why does anyone ship fruk when it is just opposites attract/enemies to lovers trope and I am honestly confused, because that is extremely rough generalization to say the least, it is like saying - All men/women are the same, it is simply wrong/uncorrect. I think they ''married'' five times - The Treaty of Paris (1657) formed an alliance against Spain. The Anglo-French Alliance (1716–31) formed another alliance against Spain. The Anglo-French blockade of the Río de la Plata (1845-1850). The Anglo-French joint invasion of Qing Dynasty (1856–1860). And the last one which is their official marriage The Entente Cordiale (1904) fought together in both World Wars. As far as I remember Francis tried to marry Arthur but he refused and why he refused is up for subjective opinion but I must write a whole thesis on why Fruk/ukfr works so well and people are not here for that, they're here for the music and I will provide. I also always saw Francis as the more gentle and more submissive partner, I just love to see him drawn in frilly beautiful dresses with bows and stuff and Arthur as the more dominant, I mean as a country he was a powerhouse during the 1600s-1800s and used to be a punkrocker, usually rockers are mentally tough and that man is extremely cunning and witty so...people drawing him as this useless baka uwu overly feminine anorexic boy that looks more like a tween rather than a 23 year old guy just assasinated his character in my opinion and it disturbs me but I am just some awkward human on the internet and no one values my opinion anyway because this is the internet and many people nowdays love to have hot takes and try to gain followers through clickbait stuff which sometimes goes out of control and everything just seems more fake and shallow to me, the more old I get.Okay that was my silly rant no one asked about but I feel really passionate about hetalia and Fruk/Ukfr. Anyway, I apologize again for my long rant and going all over the place, please enjoy this playlist
PLAYLIST WITH SONGS THAT REMIND ME OF FRUK/UKFR
1 - Halestorm - Bad romance - rock cover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll4NJs3NBIU
2 - Queen - Somebody to love - lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj69iA_goIk
3 - ABBA - Voulez vous - (I know everyone chooses Waterloo and while waterloo is a fruk theme, I think Voulez vous works too) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwcgMVXuBJc
4 - London beat - I've been thinking about you - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixBryyQSrD8
5 - Santana - Smooth - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Whgn_iE5uc
6 - George Michael - Careless whisper - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
7 - Robbie Williams - Feel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy4mXZN1Zzk
8 - Michael Buble - Feeling good - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edwsf-8F3sI
9 - Edith Piaf - La vie en rose - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFzViYkZAz4
10 - Chopin - Marriage d'amour (Spring waltz) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFJ7kDva7JE
11 - Vanessa Carlton - A thousand miles - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERw2LuU6Jj8
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keiksy-cake · 3 years
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Azura Pruk “Explanations” B) [Request]
This was a request, but the artist hadn’t responded to my message, so out of respect to the artist I won’t translate these and have added a watermark to the raws to prevent redistribution :3
Also feel free to correct any mistakes I’ve made >:3
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This one's really cute, Gil really wants to embrace Arthur, thinking about how cute he is. Arthur glares at Gil, but Gil thinks it’s all the more cute, thinking "endure! endure! endure! endure!"
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Gil shows up unexpectedly at Arthur's house with drinks, Arthur seems to be touched by Gil's kindness. Gil falls asleep and Arthur thinks to himself about how Gil shows always shows up when it rains (or even if rains?). He shows up soaked but never complains about it which Arthur refers to as too kind. Gil always says it's because they're friends or "for you" (Arthur's). Arthur says that he's never not thought of Gil as a friend (I guess he points this out because he thinks it's unnecessary for Gil to say it's because they're friends?), and that rain doesn't look good on him, he seems to feel guilty about it. Gil wakes up calls Arthur stupid (for misunderstanding I guess). The last line is a bit confusing but Gil says something like that it's because he likes to clear away the rain? I like to think of it as a metaphor for art's tears or lonesomeness, maybe Gil doesn't want art to be alone on rainy days, or could be more literal as in maybe Gil likes the rain so he doesn't mind being wet. I don't know but I like to think of it as my first suggestion because it's cuter :3
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Gil wakes up Arthur to get ready if he plans on going out later. He made breakfast and send to be doing the laundry. Arthur unexpectedly asks for a good morning kiss, which Gil is surprised by and says is "too cute" (he also refers to Arthur as "his" ("my") which is cute and Arthur of course feels embarrassed and tells him to shut up. Gil ofc gives him a good morning kiss and asks what made Arthur want one, to which Arthur asks if it's so wrong (or strange) of him to do so, which Gil says it is. It's implied things got a little “naughty” from here by the marks, but Iggy is mad because now he can't go out with the way he looks and Gil apologizes, it's really cute!
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The four all seem to work at a place that sells fabrics of some sort. Gil is surprised to see Arthur looking all pale, apparently he's been doing deliveries all night long. Gil, being a good boyfriend, tells Arthur he should go home and rest. They depart, and Tonio (in charge of sales) and Honda (the designer) seem to be depressed about not having anyone to date for years.
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An old friend of Gil's happens to show up, he asks if Art is a friend. Gil doesn't feel like having to explain that he's in a relationship with Art to that guy, so he just says "yeah". Art is confused and probably hurt at being called a “friend”, not realizing Gil's intention, and the friend is confused by Art's reaction. Art realizes and Gil thinks Art's reaction is adorable, which it definitely is lol. Art clarifies that they are just "friends" and is embarrassed for having shown that side of himself.
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This is the same AU as before where Gil works in sales and Art is a designer, the time being before they're officially dating. It seems part of Art's job is travelling place to place as shown in the previous strip. Anyway, Art is exhausted from the job and they're drinking together. Art is mad at someone who I assume to be France, I think France is either a boss/manager, or a demanding customer but he just says "yes, everything"; regardless it seems he asked a lot from Arthur which is why Arthur is mad. But Gil says that it's thanks to him that it all worked out. Art, who is clearly drunk, mentions that he likes Gil, but Gil thinks Art is just fooling around and tells him to stop playing with feelings. Art says it's true and clarifies that he does like Gil, and Gil screams from the excitement. There's little notes saying that the “owner” is around, which I'm guessing means the landlord or their boss but it's to clarify that they're not getting in trouble for all their loud noise.
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Arthur has a cracked lip that hurts even when he talks for a little bit. Gil shows up with "something shiny" on his lips and Art asks if it was smth dirty (or obscene? XD), but it's just lipstick/chapstick. Art wonders if he should put some on too but then Gil suddenly kisses him to "share". Art, being the tsundere he is, is embarrassed and calls Gil "baka! baka! baka!"
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Gilbert is proposing to Arthur and says "make me your only" :>
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England and Prussia went out to see the stars except it's freezing cold. Iggy is upset at Prussia's complaining since he was the one who wanted to go and asks why he didn't just go with Germany or Italy. But Prussia says it's because he wanted to go with Iggy specifically. Iggy is caught off guard and feels insecure, wondering what could possibly be the benefits of him going with Prussia of all people. He wonders about a possibility when Prussia calls him over to look at the stars. It's a beautiful sight and Prussia says he wanted to show it to England. In a very suspenseful manner that had my heart on edge, Iggy struggles to say something. It's of course set up so you think Iggy is going to confess his love to Prussia, and Prussia is also on edge hoping the same thing, but alas! Iggy is a dense idiot just like me and asks if they can be friends TwT. Poor Prussia is hurt by the anti climactic question (poor boy), and Iggy thinks that means a no and goes into tsundere mode, saying it's not like it's something he wanted himself but only asked out of pity because Prussia looked lonely. Prussia says that it's okay "for now" (ofc implying he plans to update that in the future), which iggy is of course confused by.
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This one was a little confusing for me since it's quite vague. I think the context is that Gil has passed on or moved away or something. There's a large new poster of Gil, and Arthur is saying how he clings to a certain memory, a moment where Gil said "I love you".
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Arthur tells Gil that he is gay. Gil is of course caught off guard by the suddenness, and Arthur says he only said it because he felt like saying it. Arthur goes on thinking about how there's no deeper meaning to it, that he's given up on wanting something he can't have (Gil) as well as loving him, so it doesn't matter if Gil's reaction is good or bad. But Gil surprises him by saying that it won't stop him from being friends with anyone, and Arthur is ofc very happy and touched about it.
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nutellaroimperiale · 5 years
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I know it's the most basic information someone can get here but regardless: Luciano to Prussia on the Outside: It's not like I like you... baka Luci on the Inside: Just tell me and I'll rip my clothes off and assume any position you demanded
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Half of him is do not call me out like that, the other half is hating you with a passion anon.
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imakemywings · 7 years
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@baka-imoutocosplay (dressed as Prussia) was taking a picture of me and this great fem!Captain America cosplayer, and captured my face the exact moment someone said “Hey look, it’s America and Russia!”
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hetalia-tlw · 5 years
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Hetalia: The Lost World Part 13
Not long after when Oliver teleported back to China's house, Kuro thought he saw and heard something (oooh those ninja/samurai instincts). 'That's weird, I knew that I saw something. However, my ninja rike instincts are never wrong' thought Kuro while the 2Ps were walking ahead of him. Without hesitation Kuro waited till the other 2Ps were out of sight and when they were gone, Kuro went the other way. Kuro wall climbed onto a roof to only see Oliver's magic trails. "That baka, thinks he can outrun me. Werr he's wrong" said Kuro as he followed the trails of purple and pink.
~Meanwhile At China's House~
"Iyong ju, I don't want this hug to end yet, aru" said China who was still hugging Iyong ju. "Uhh... I actually want this hug to end now, because this is starting to get awkward" said Iyong ju as China looked up and nodded. "Okay then" said China as he stopped hugging him.  "Ohonhonhon~! Bonjour, you must be North Korea. It's a pleasure to meet you. I am known as ze country of love, France but please call me Francis if you like" said France while walking up to Iyong ju. "Why yes I am and it's nice to meet you too" said Iyong ju while France gave him smile. "Iyong ju! Let me show you Arthur" said America while grabbing Iyong ju's hand and pulling him over to England.
"Umm... hello Arthur" said Iyong ju nervously while trying to make eye contact with England. "Yeah hi there" said England with an emotionless tone. "Ve~! Alright Iyong ju, let's-a make pasta together" said Italy before leaving along with Iyong ju following behind. "It feels so weird vith Iyong ju not trying to kill us" said France. "Oh come on guys! The hero has changed the once was known bad guy into a softie" said America with a smile. "Feliciano may have changed his ways, but there's always a time when a bad guy is always the bad guy" said England.
"Vat are you talking about you black sheep of Europe?" asked France. "How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me that!? What I mean is that Iyong ju may become overly aggressive again" said England. "Iyong ju won't become like he once was many years ago ever again. So Arthur no matter how much you hate him, you ain't going to be laying a finger on him because Japan and I will be standing in your way, aru" said China with a serious look. "Y-Yao, do you actually mean that?" asked America who was surprised at China's sudden outburst. "Yes I do mean it, Alfred. Now if you excuse me I need to talk to Japan, aru" said China before leaving the room.
~Meanwhile In China's Living Room~
"Iyong ju has knows a transformation spell?" asked Prussia who was shocked. "Hai he does" said Japan. "He can also copy voices as vell" said Germany. "So zhat's vhy ve seen a second jou earlier today" said Roland. "I had him transform into me, so he can train Italy" said Germany. "Jou do realize zhat he did a great job being jou, bruder" said Prussia.
"That may be true, but Iyong ju onry has a rimit of how rong he can keep his own personarity before having ours" said Japan. "I understand. So if he has zhe power to both change his appearance und his voice, does zhat mean he can transform into almost everybody?" asked Roland. "Ja, he can. Vhat are jou zhinking about bruder?" asked Germany. "I vas zhinking zhat I should have him transform into Austria so I can practice vith him before messing vith zhe real one" said Prussia with a smirk. "Und vhat else?" asked Germany. "I also vant him to transform into me so I can hang out vith mein awesome self" said Prussia with a smile.
"Like he'll ever do zhat" said Germany. "Vell zhen, if jou're going going say zhat, I'll have him transform into jou" said Prussia. "Jou vouldn't dare" said Germany before Prussia broke out laughing. "Speaking of Iyong ju, vhat's taking Italy so long to get back here?" asked Roland.
~Meanwhile In The Kitchen~
When Italy and Iyong ju entered the kitchen, Italy had Iyong ju help him getting out the ingredients to make pasta. "Ve~! Jason, can you cut the tomatoes for me?" asked Italy. "Sure thing" said Iyong ju while taking out a kitchen knife and walked over to the counter. After a while the pasta was done and was ready to be served. "Ve~! Here you go Iyong ju, enjoy the pasta" said Italy with a smile while putting a lot of pasta on Iyong ju plate. "Thank you so much" said Iyong ju before using his fork to eat the pasta.
When both Italy and Iyong ju had finished eating the pasta, Iyong ju offered to help Italy clean. "Grazie! Now with-a that out-a of the way, let's go to the living room" said Italy while Iyong ju nodded. When they left the kitchen and into the living room, they caught Prussia laughing loudly. "Ve~! What's-a going on here?" asked Italy while Prussia stopped laughing. "Oh jou just missed somezhing really funny" said Prussia. "What was it?" asked Italy who still confused.
"Gilbert, vants to ask Iyong ju if he can transform into Austria und Germany" said Roland. "Actually Iyong ju, don't do a vord zhat mein bruder tells jou to do" said Germany. "Like what?" asked Iyong ju. "Just don't listen to him" said Germany. Soon China entered the living room and everyone looked up at him. "China, vhat are jou doing here?" asked Germany.
"Nothing really important, but I need to speak to Japan, aru" said China as Japan got up and followed him out the room. "Say Iyong ju, can jou do zhe awesome me a favor?" asked Prussia. "Yes, what do you want?" asked Iyong ju. "Can jou transform into Austria for me?" asked Prussia. "Umm... sure thing. But you guys need to cover your eyes" said Iyong ju. "For vhat reason?" asked Roland.
"Because Jason says, that-a things will-a go down south if you don't" said Italy before covering his eyes along with everyone else. Soon as a bright light flashed and vanished, everyone uncovered their eyes to see Austria standing in Iyong ju's place. "Unbelievable, jou're Austria now" said Prussia who was surprised. "Prussia, jou're a klutz for a Prussian" said Iyong ju in Austria's voice. "Zhat vas awesome und did jou just call me a klutz?" asked Prussia.
"Sorry about zhat" said Iyong ju before crossing his arms. "Now bruder remember vhat Japan said, don't make him over do it vith zhe impressions" said Germany. "Alright, alright I get it already" said Prussia. "So zhen, vho else do jou vant me to transform into?" asked Iyong ju.  "Come vith me und I'll tell jou" said Prussia as both of them left the room.
~Meanwhile With China And Japan~
China lead Japan to his indoor library and closed the door. "What is it, China?" asked Japan. "It's about Iyong ju, aru" said China. "What about him?" asked Japan. "When Italy came into my map room, he brought Iyong ju with him along with Alfred, aru" said China. "Go on" said Japan as China took a deep breath. "When Arthur was explaining about what he's going to do to Iyong ju, I looked up and saw him. I was about to say something until Arthur had beaten me to it, aru" said China.
"What did he say?" asked Japan curiously. "Nothing that's really important. I than walked over to him and I said that I missed him. He replied back saying that he missed me back and we hugged each other. It has been a long time since I cried, but that moment it made me truly cry, aru" said China. "So what erse happened?" asked Japan. "When Iyong ju left with Italy, Arthur still wanted to pick where he left off with him. But I told him that he has to get through us before he could even dare to lay a finger on him, aru" said China. "What do you mean by "us"?" asked Japan. "I mean that both of us needs to protect Iyong ju, aru" said China as Japan gave him a puzzled look.
"Do you know who erse you need to protect him from? I'rr give you a hint" said a voice that sounded like Japan but deeper. "Japan, did you just say something, aru?" asked China. "No I didn't, but I was about to" said Japan. "Oh you poor rittre me, I'rr show you no mercy" said the voice again. Before China could say anything, a ninja star came out of nowhere and almost hit him but luckily Japan caught it in between his fingers. "Who's there!? Show yourself" said Japan.
Out of nowhere a smoke cloud a appeared and out came out of it was a different version of Japan but he was wearing a black Imperial Japanese navy uniform along with a purple cape. "That looks like you Japan, aru" said China. "It isn't, that's my 2P" said Japan. "That's right, now that I reveared myserf prepare to die by my hand" said Kuro before pulling at his katana. Japan was about to pull out his katana, but realizes he left in his guest room. "Uhh... Japan, we could really use your katana right about now, aru" said China.
"Umm... that's just it, I reft it my room" said Japan. "Don't beat yourself up, you're lucky that I have kung fu moves and nunchucks in hand, aru" said China before pulling at his nunchucks and performed several tricks with them. "Oh rook at me, I'm so scared. What are you going to with those?" asked Kuro mockingly. China did another nunchuck trick and leaped into the air only to have Kuro block China's attack with his blade. "You fight with so much courage that it wirr be a shame to see you die" said Kuro with a monotone voice. "We'll see about that, aru!" said China before pushing Kuro back.
China than went into a fighting stance and ran towards Kuro to perform a karate kick. Kuro, however blocks it with his arm and put the sharp tip of his sword close to China's throat. "You can't beat me! I'm the most powerfur warrior in my country" said Kuro through clenched teeth. While both Kuro and China were fighting, Japan found a baboon staff and silently went behind Kuro. "I hope you'rr enjoy your fresh being cut" said Kuro while putting the sharp tip of the sword even more closer to China's throat barely cutting into his skin. Japan than used all his strength to bonk his 2P on the head with the baboon staff, causing Kuro to drop to the floor.
"Thanks for saving me brother, aru" said China who was rubbing his neck to make sure it wasn't cut. "You're wercome. That was crose" said Japan. China and Japan looked at the unconscious body of Kuro and Japan was making sure he wasn't dead. "He'rr be fine in a coure of hours. But that hit did got him good" said Japan while checking Kuro's pulse. "Might as well tie him up before he wakes up. I wonder what he's doing here and why, aru" said China. Both China and Japan picked up Kuro and carried him off to another room to tie him up in a chair. "When he wakes up, he's giving us answers, aru" said China while Japan nodded his head.
~Meanwhile With Prussia And Iyong ju~
"Kesese~! Ve're here!" said Prussia while standing front of a door to a bar. Iyong ju looked at Prussia to make sure that he hasn't lost his mind. "Uhh... why are we at a bar?" asked Iyong ju as Prussia turned around. "Because I vant to hang out vith jou" said Prussia with a huge smirk. "Oh how awesome of you! However I can't go in there" said Iyong ju as Prussia's smirk disappeared. "Und vhy can't jou?" asked Prussia while raising a brow.
"Because let's not forget that I'm the most hated country on the planet and I could cause fear" said Iyong ju. "Don't jou vorry, zhe awesome me vill get jou in zhere. In fact, jou're not going to jourself" said Prussia. "What are you talking about? Wait.... ah I see what your getting to" said Jason as Prussia smiled. In the bar Prussia was walking up to the counter while England (Iyong ju) was following behind him. Iyong ju wasn't really expecting to transform into a bastard he hates, especially if the bastard is British. "Say Iyong ju, I mean England, how are jou felling?" asked Prussia before laughing.
"Oh I'm doing just peachy. Besides I can't believe you talked me into this" said Iyong ju in England's voice. "I'm sorry, I vas going to have jou transform into Simon, but I like messing vith England more zhan messing vith Austria" said Prussia. Soon the bartender came over and offered both Iyong ju and Prussia beer. Iyong ju finished his way before Prussia could even take a sip. "Iyong ju, I'm surprised to see jou drank all of zhat in five seconds" said Prussia. "Unlike that British bastard who could barely stand even one sip, I can go on and on" said Iyong ju with a smile. "Really? Say zhen I like jou, Iyong ju! I can't vait to replace mein bruder und Antonio, because I finally have a drinking body zhat's awesome like zhe awesome Prussia!" said Prussia as he did cheers with Iyong ju.
~Meanwhile With China And Japan~
When China and Japan were busy talking, Kuro slowly began to wake up. "Shh... he's starting to wake, aru" said China quietly as Kuro opened his eyes to notice that he's in a room that appears to a police room for questioning. "Herro there. Nice to meet you" said Japan as Kuro looked at him. "What is this? Why am I here? What do pran to do to me?" asked Kuro as both China and Japan looked at each other and back at Kuro. "Oh just for some questions that's all, aru" said China. "Questions? For what reason?" asked Kuro.
"First of arr we want to know is your name" said Japan. "I am the rand of the rising sun, I am an imperiar nation, I am a country known for being the best at fighting, and I strike fear into the hearts of others. I am Japan" said Kuro. "More rike my 2P" said Japan. "That's right, I am 2P Japan and my name Honda Kuro" said Kuro. "Thank you for telling us your name and now let's get down to business, aru" said China. "Why I am tied up? Arso is this suppose to be a reference to good cop and bad cop?" asked Kuro.
"If that's what you think, than yeah" said China. "If you are wondering what we did to your sword, than I put it somewhere where you can't find it" said Japan as Kuro looked at him in anger but kept a stern expression. "Werr I was just wondering. If you want to get answers from me than good ruck, cause I happen to keep quite for arr my rifetime" said Kuro. "Ret's not forget we're the same person but with different personarities and arso I have many ways to make you tark" said Japan. Soon Oliver came into room unnoticed, till China and Japan turned and face him. "Hai Oriver, what brings you here?" asked Japan.
"Well lads, umm... me and Roland didn't mean to interrupt you. But we got something to show you" said Oliver. "What is it?" asked China. "Roland! You can come in here now" said Oliver as Roland stepped in with a similar looking China who was wearing a sleeveless Chinese military uniform with a hat and a tattoo is shown on his left arm. He was also tied up and had a handkerchief covering his mouth. "China, that rooks exactry rike you" said Japan as China stood there shocked. "Vhere should I put him at?" asked Roland who was behind this similar looking China.
"Umm... put him in that chair over there" said Japan as he pointed at the chair as Roland nodded. When Roland put his captive in the chair he came back and stood next to Oliver. "Who is that and why does he look like me, aru?" asked China as Oliver smiled nervously. "That there lad, is your 2P and his name is Xiao Yang" said Oliver while pointing at Xiao who was grumbling to himself. "Where do you find him?" asked Japan as Oliver got his mouth covered by Roland. "Ve found him in zhe shrine garden und vhen ve got him, he told us everyzhing" said Roland.
"Like what?" asked China while raising a brow. "Vell, he said he und zhe other 2Ps attacked a subway vhen first coming into Beijing. He noticed Kuro valking away und followed him, till ve saw him und I ambushed him" said Roland. "Wait a minute? Did you just say that the 2Ps are here in my country, aru?" asked China. "Ja und vhat's vrong?" asked Roland with concern in his voice. "Oh nothing, it's just that I felt pain in my chest earlier today" said China as Oliver freed himself from Roland's grasp. "Umm... lad about that feeling in your chest. I was there when the 2Ps attacked the subway and they killed about half of your people in the process" said Oliver.
"What? Who did they killed, aru?" asked China who was starting to freak out. "They killed some police officers and worse of all a large polar bear killed dozens of innocent citizens" said Oliver. "Whoever was in control of that polar bear is going to get a high flying karate kick into the Atlantic Ocean, aru!" yelled China while Japan jumped at his sudden outburst. 'Oh my god! Never in my rife, I never seen China that angry before. Oh wait... I guess I kinda made him angry after sricing his back with my sword onetime' thought Japan as both Oliver and Roland left the room without saying a word. "Sorry you had to hear that. I'm usually am overprotective to my people and vow to keep them safe, but now I'll be probably paying for funerals, aru" said China as both Kuro and Xiao looked at each other in confusion. "Anyway do you have anything to say?" asked Japan. "Hai, I do. You Chinese baka! How dare you terr those two traitors for 2Ps everything and why are we here!?" yelled Kuro as Xiao was yelling but the handkerchief was still covering his mouth. "Those two have one awkward rerationship" said Japan. "Not as weird as our relationship, aru" said China as both Kuro and Xiao were still arguing.
~Spongebob Narrator Voice: 11:00 P.M~  
Prussia came back to China's house, while Germany was waiting patiently. "Bruder, vhy are jou so late?" asked Germany as Prussia came into the living room. "I vas... uhh busy" said Prussia nervously as Germany noticed England with him. "Vhat vere jou doing vith England?" asked Germany as Prussia jumped a bit at the question. "Vell bruder, zhis iz not England. It's actually Iyong ju" said Prussia as Iyong ju smiled at him. "Vhat in zhe hell!? Bruder, he's drunk!" yelled Germany.
"I had Iyong ju transform into England, because he vasn't allowed to enter into a bar" said Prussia. "But vhy of all zhe people jou picked England? Jou should've had him transform into either Spain or Denmark" said Germany as Iyong ju looked at him. "Ludwig... I'm *hic*... fine" said Iyong ju in England's voice but in a drunken tone. "Nein, jou are not" said Germany sternly. "Oh for bloody *hic* hell sakes alive! I AM *hic* THE BLOODY COUNTRY OF THE *hic* DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC *hic* OF KOREA!!!!" yelled Iyong ju while beating his chest over and over. "For a second zhere, I zhought he vas going to say United Kingdom of Great Britain und Northern Ireland" said Prussia before laughing.
"Zhis iz vhy mein bruder can't have any new drunking buddies" said Germany while placing his hand on his temple. America entered the room while listening to his music. "Hey dudes! How's it going? Gilbert were you hanging out with Arthur?" asked America while taking off his earphones. "America, zhat iz not England. It's Iyong ju und he's drunk" said Germany while looking at America. "Wait a minute... did you just say that Iyong ju is Arthur?" asked America with a confused expression. "Ja, he iz. I vas hanging out with him und he made zhe best England impersonation ever" said Prussia with a smirk.
"So if he's Arthur, does that mean I get to tell him who he can transform into?" asked America. "Nein, America jou need to ask him first" said Germany. "Why not?" asked America. "Because he's drunk und he isn't sure if he can trust other countries" said Germany. "Oh I see. Maybe tomorrow then" said America before leaving room. "Bruder, help Iyong ju get to bed" said Germany. "Oi! I don't need to go *hic* to sleep! You go *hic* to sleep!" yelled Iyong ju while pointing at Germany. "Vhat?" asked Germany who was confused. "Vest, Iyong ju totally burned jou! He told jou to go to sleep" said Prussia before laughing. "Bruder, just take him to bed" said Germany as Prussia stopped laughing and carried Iyong ju out of the living room.
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