I figure it's better I post frequent quick sketches than nothing at all for not having the time or energy to work on full pieces.

So here is smoking Snape during the summer. I picture him having punk/rock/grunge dressing style during dummers at Cokeworth. He grew up in a poor working town in the 70ies, there is no way he'd dress like a male Karen in pressed pants and button up shirts like a middle class twat. Someone would stab him immediately if he did.

mutual 1: sorry the update for my webcomic this week is a bit late! i really had to rush it so it prolly looks really sloppy lol [some of the most sophisticated comic art ive ever seen]

mutual 2: call me uterine lining the way astarions cervix got me bleeding profusely

mutual 3: do you think nanowrimo will give me a posthumous pity publishing deal if i mention it in my suicide note

mutual 4: okay fine i finally started revolutionary girl utena

mutual 5: does columbo know the service he did for butch lesbians. for all of us

mutual 6: wish you were here [blurry picture set of conifer woods in early autumn evening, taken as if frantically running down a winding trail]

mutual 4: im pretty hardy i dont need the trigger list but thanks for looking out for me guys

mutual 7: good morning lovelies another day the wizard tried to best me and another day i successfully locked him in the spare bathroom lol hope u like drinking shampoo fucker

mutual 8: here is a zip of every yuri manga scan i have and here is a backup in case i get dcma'd. the himejoshi lifestyle will never die

mutual 9: i wish i could go back in time to the shinzo abe assassination and ask to hold the doohickey

mutual 10: here's my essay on how wanting to be loved is the same as wanting to be eaten. three paragraphs in you'll find out that this is 100% tied to an obscure beauty and the beast manga i've been reading lately and how much i want to fuck the beast

mutual 4: oh thats why there was the trigger list.

mutual 11: YOU CAN'T LOCK ME IN THIS BATHROOM FOREVER

mutual 12: why do i have to defend my thesis to people i dont even respect. im not dickriding you just give me the degree

mutual 13: its just me and this scab ive picked into my scalp against the world

mutual 14: my little dragon got glazed and is ready to go into the kiln! everyone wish him good luck!

mutual 3: nvm i am a beautiful genius. perhaps the most beautiful genius of all

mutual 15: i think we should give david lynch rpgmaker and whatever happens happens

mutual 16: kpeyboaatrds brpokem gpuys

mutual 17: also heres my work in progress glossary of mixtec words! i still have a long way to go but i love being able to preserve my roots even in this small way

mutual 4: i just finished the black rose arc. question: what

mutual 18: i need emet-selch to be my wife

mutual 19: i need glados to be my husband

mutual 20: visited the ocean today!!! <3 beach pics!!! there is a darkness growing within me

mutual 21: the forms for my legal name change came in. pls vote in this poll of what my middle name should be: Dill Pickle (Dickle for short), Optimus Prime, Tumblr User Gorgonicteratologist, Smeve

mutual 22: just finished my 100th book of the year! this weeks read was the uses of enchantment by the psychologist bruno bettelheim,

mutual 23: reeses penis butter cups lol

mutual 4: i need to hunt akio for sport

mutual 24: oouugghhrgh. hot. dog.

mutual 25: your favorite character or fictional other would want you to brush your teeth and wash your face so you're well rested and wake up feeling refreshed! make them proud!

mutual 26: being a delivery driver isnt the worst job ive ever had but i do keep wondering what itd be like to drive off into the wild blue yonder one day and not come back

mutual 27: weird dog? [phone picture of critically endangered stork]

mutual 28: i think the two phone line polls in front of my house are having a lovers tryst. no way to prove it tho

mutual 4: WHAT

mutual 29: while you bitches are balduring your gates or finalling those fantasies im doing what a REAL gamer does. playing a b tier rpg that came out in 2004 for the 18th time

mutual 30: ^ real. hamtaro ham ham heartbreak is a masterpiece of interactive art. im not even going to call it a video game at this point

mutual 4: THAT'S HOW IT ENDS?! ANTHY?

mutual 31: can you help me pick which drawing looks better: 34% overlay or 36% soft light?

mutual 32: new video essay out. its called disability in video game narratives: final fantasy 14's most reliable fault. i churned the script out over an all-nighter and my mic crapped out halfway through but by god i did it

mutual 33: my new zine bundle is out! if you buy it you also get a discount on all my game jam games! i really cant wait for you to play them!

mutual 4: yall should watch revolutionary girl utena

Harry Potter part 1

1. That light machine is so random like why isn’t it just a spell. This has bothered me for a very long time.

2. I would also trust Hagrid with my life.

3. Child abuse is better than fame according to Dumbledore.

4. “Hey we pre agreeded to have you adopt Harry but I’m going to leave him outside at night on your doorstep anyway because I am a drama queen” — Dumbledore

5. The opening to this movie could also low key be one of those problematic serial killer origin stories, where Harry snaps after the abuse.

6. Also yeah Percy Jackson definitely ripped off the whole mistake on a magic outing thing.

7. There’s no such thing as magic, he said, ironically. Get it. Because there is magic

8. Petunia and uncle Vernon both know full well that magic is real and do NOTHING with this info. That’s the most unbelievable part of this movie

9. My dad still says “there’s no post on Sundays” literally every Sunday to this day. My parents were also big Harry Potter fans (weren’t we all).

10. Harry making the dust birthday cake is SO sad. These movies never really sit on that trauma, like PJO, I guess because they’re wish fulfillment.

11. My dad also says “sorry bout that” in that accent.

12. Hagrid must be protected at all costs

13. and he should have his wand restored!!!thats a massive injustuce the wizard world is fucked.

14. It’s ok Uncle Vernon Harry can apply for the FAFSA and take out student loans that he’ll be saddled with well until middle age.

15. I wish all wizards did magic with a pink umbrella that kind of wackiness is what I live for.

16. Wizard engineering is an entire subject that not once gets touched on. Everyone wants to be a Auror it’s the pre med track of the wizarding world.

17. Harry being so rich is like such a random detail it’s basically like “let’s make this not an issue” but how does someone poor pay for Hogwarts? You wouldn’t think the wizarding world would want to waste talent. Pre fantastic beasts with the whole obscurial none sense a movie about a poor underclass of magical but untrained people would be exactly the kind of world building spin off that could have been really cool.

18. For a master craftsman Ollivander is way too chill about property damage.

19. “Your wand got destroyed when you broke all those wands in my shop so you are out of luck kid bye”

20. This score is great.

21. “The wand chooses the wizard Harry. It’s not always clear why” that kind of attitude of wonder is so cool and is totally gone now...

22. Hagrid could have just said “walk through the wall” but wizard gatekeeping is rampant.

23. Man it’s so concierge Mrs. Weasley was YELLING about muggles.

24. I definitely read a fanfic about “what if Harry met Draco first?” and it’s a GREAT question.

25. Harry is FLEXING on that train ride.

26. Herminone is THAT one.

27. Bring out Neviel that’s my chosen one.

28. Dude I wish real school had a sorting hat that matches you up with all the people you’d get along with that’s kinda suck if you ignore the whole dystopian aspect of things.

29. Lin-Manuel Miranda is a proud slytherin do with that what you will.

30. Harry blows Malfoy off what an absolute savage.

31. The dark forest is forbidden, which you can tell because it’s called the dark forest.

32. Herminone should have been a Ravenclaw (even though she is brave and everything else a Gryffindor is) the house system is so weird. Gryffindor is literally just “the protagonists”

33. Also I am a moderately proud Gryffindor according to that Pottermore test so do with that what you will also.

34. The entirety of the United Kingdom is in this movie.

35. Potion making is literally just chemistry.

36. Fuck chemistry.

37. I feel like there are a number of teachers, especially in like stem, who watched this movie and decided “that Snape guy has some good ideas”

38. McGonnogal is a hard ass, except when it comes to sports because she wants to WIN that shit. Just like real school

39. Harry Potter gothic: go

40. Filch’s love of his cat redeems his entire character.

41. “You are a seeker” wow is that a metaphor, like for seeking his parentage and place in the world?

42. Gotta love a school with a dungeon

43. Also, the troll isn’t so scary when Dumbledore has the elder wand.

43. Ew why does the troll go for the girls bathroom why

44. Quidditch players are wizarding lax bros.

45. This movie does a really good job of showing you Quirrel being sus, and exposing our anti Snape bias the first time around.

46. An eleven year old is given access to one of the most powerful magical artifacts in the Harry Potter universe.

47. This score is pretty incredible.

48. The mirror is interestingly basically the story of Narcissus.

Fantastic Four Vol. 1 #9

Session Start (Wackd:#Wack’d): Fri Oct 21 08:31:33 2016 -0400 [22:42:50] <Wackd> Iiiiiii am going to read more Fantastic Four [22:43:01] <maxwellelvis> Where did you leave off? [22:43:24] <Wackd> Issue 8 [22:43:27] <maxwellelvis> Ah. [22:43:32] <maxwellelvis> Go forth then [22:43:39] <Wackd> Alicia Masters and her father, Puppet [22:44:07] <Bocaj> eeesh [22:44:08] <Bocaj> thats [22:44:12] <Bocaj> that was not a great time [22:44:19] <MousaThe14> Ah, yes, the Puppet Master [22:44:36] <Wackd> Puppet J. Masters [22:44:45] <Wackd> I too would turn to villainy with a name like that, probably [22:45:01] <maxwellelvis> At least your name isn't Telford Porter. [22:45:10] <MousaThe14> Also, apparantly Alicia didn't have a surname at this time [22:45:22] <MousaThe14> And wouldn't until a fan wrote one in many many issues later [22:45:47] <MousaThe14> @Max, You joke but I have a character with a similarly cruddy name [22:45:58] <Wackd> Okay so I get why the Four is selling shit to cover their debts [22:46:09] <Wackd> But, uh, why are they splitting up [22:46:16] <Wackd> That seems unnecessary [22:46:55] <Wackd> Also, I love that they lost all this money because Reed bought stocks [22:47:07] <Wackd> Even the smartest man alive is no match for Wall Street [22:47:24] <maxwellelvis> I told you, Reed Richards is a master of many arts and sciences; finance is not one of them. [22:48:53] <Wackd> CAB DRIVER: "Hey you really shouldn't take a cab being broke and all" [22:49:03] <Wackd> THING: *puts the cab through a streetlight* [22:49:23] <MousaThe14> I wonder if Wack'd should read Strange Tales to get the full experience by going through the awful saga of The Human Torch's brief solo series [22:49:35] <Bocaj> noooo [22:50:05] <MousaThe14> But quite a few iconic FF villains get their start there, strangely enough [22:50:23] <maxwellelvis> The only thing noteworthy about that run was the issue that did the test run to see if people wanted Captain America back, [22:50:25] <Wackd> "If only we could be like the superheroes in some of these comic magazines, Sue! They never seem to worry about money! Life is a breeze for them!" [22:50:29] <Wackd> Wonk wonk [22:50:32] <maxwellelvis> and the first appearance of Paste Pot Pete. [22:50:47] <MousaThe14> I mean, who'da thunk freaking The Wizard and Paste Pot Pete were introduced as Strange Tales baddies [22:50:49] <Bocaj> I'd laugh at Paste Pot Pete but he is canonically better than Baron Zemo [22:51:11] <MousaThe14> @Wack'd, yeah, Stan is not subtle. [22:51:26] <MousaThe14> Really trying to sell his heroes on the "They have REAL problems" front. A little too hard [22:51:43] <maxwellelvis> It's a new concept, gotta get it over for Summerslam [22:51:54] <Bocaj> I think he did it better with Spider-man [22:52:05] <Wackd> "We can make money if we go to Hollywood and make a movie! But we're broke, how do we get there?" *two pages earlier establishes they've not sold the Fantasticar yet* [22:52:46] <maxwellelvis> Well, he had Steve Ditko for that. [22:53:00] <maxwellelvis> And the good sense to give Ditko free reign in terms of plotting. [22:53:22] <maxwellelvis> Well, not to the extent of free reign Ditko got with The Question [22:53:22] <Wackd> They've taken a film deal from SM Studios. I...er...hrm [22:53:34] <maxwellelvis> Keep going. [22:53:48] <Wackd> ...oh goddammit SM stands for Sub-Mariner, doesn't it [22:53:59] <MousaThe14> Oh right, ths was a Namor story [22:54:35] <Wackd> I was gonna say I'm surprised they got away with that in 1961 but [22:54:36] <MousaThe14> .... That's exactly who he'd sound like [22:55:04] <MousaThe14> While the Fantastic Four would have powers appropriate to be in some BDSM material.... this is still the 60s [22:55:08] <Bocaj> Listening to the first couple episodes of the Fantasticast it struck me how heavily the early Avengers borrowed from Fantastic Four. [22:55:12] <maxwellelvis> because when I think of a haughty prince from another world whose strength is eclipsed only by the chip on his shoulder, I think of that guy. [22:55:26] <Wackd> The presence of Alfred Hitchcock makes me suspect there are a lot of celeb cameos I'm not catching [22:55:36] <MousaThe14> @Wack'd, there are. [22:55:38] <Bocaj> They fought a shape changing alien in their second issue. They fought Namor. They fought Dr Doom. They fought Kang who was actually Rama-Tut [22:55:59] <MousaThe14> I think Bing Crosby is supposed to be in there. But of course it's all dated so we won't truly know unless we research [22:56:04] <maxwellelvis> To be fair, the Four WERE the faces of Marvel at the time. [22:56:19] <MousaThe14> And apparantly sold well [22:56:46] <MousaThe14> And apparantly the connective tissue of the beginning of the whole danged universe as it was being born as a universe as we know it today [22:57:06] <MousaThe14> Spider-man may have been the crossover bicycle, but the FF got all the first rides [22:57:23] <Wackd> I love that the Sub-Mariner is doing this because hes BORED [22:57:39] <Wackd> "Eh, I've got all this money, figured why not buy a film studio. Why not" [22:57:41] <MousaThe14> I mean, after searching for your people for a while you gotta acquire a few hobbies [22:58:22] <maxwellelvis> He's waiting for Giganto to recuperate and then he's coming back to lay waste to the surface once more. [22:58:55] <Wackd> Oh hey no his ACTUAL plan is to...get the Fantastic Four killed doing stunt work [22:59:05] <Bocaj> Namor is such a petty little shit [23:00:02] <Wackd> Including...making the Human Torch fight magical "savages" [23:00:06] <Wackd> Uuuugh [23:00:15] <maxwellelvis> Then he can capitalize on the infamy his movie will garner for years [23:00:36] <Mukora> Cooooooooooooooooooool [23:02:45] <Wackd> Namor decides to fight the Thing himself, and only wins because--I shit you not--the Thing randomly gets struck by lightning and turned human again [23:02:47] <MousaThe14> Oh cool, my Ben and Johnny picture is actually spreading relatively quickly [23:03:00] <MousaThe14> @Wack'd, that's gonna happen a lot [23:03:02] <Wackd> The only thing pettier than Namor is fate, it seems [23:03:21] <MousaThe14> Convenient becoming Ben Grimm again is a well they return to early and often [23:04:22] <Wackd> "HEY SUE I KICKED ALL YOUR FRIENDS ASSES, MARRY ME" "I would've said yes if you hadn't KICKED ALL MY FRIEND'S ASSES" [23:05:33] <Wackd> And so the 4 return from their traps and they don't even bother to explain why Ben's the Thing again [23:06:43] <Wackd> Sue, stopping the guys from whaling on Namor: "It's 3-on-1! You've never teamed up against anyone before! Except, y'know, Doom. And Mole Man. And Puppet Master. And...uh...basically everyone, thinking about it" [23:07:16] <Wackd> Of course the more compelling argument turns out to be "he still hasn't paid us" [23:08:31] <Wackd> WELP THAT'S OVER [23:08:42] <MousaThe14> @Wack'd, It's different this time, she has will-she-won't-she feelings for the man in the tight shorts and swimmer's build [23:08:52] <MousaThe14> Which will persist for.... quite a bit of time [23:09:18] <maxwellelvis> You know it's funny how in this universe, a movie HELPS the Fantastic Four deal with their financial woes. [23:09:20] <Wackd> Yeah, I know [23:09:24] <Wackd> I joked about it further up

One more!

Just so I have one you can actually read without crying. HAH 1) Who had the biggest impact on you while you were growing up? * Probably my Mom :,) 
2) What are your hobbies? * Art and such :,) I sure like YouTube though 
3) If you could have dinner with any 3 people (dead or alive), who would they be and why? * Uhm if anxiety wasn't a thing, Dan, Phil, and Liza ^-^ YouTuber party LOL 
4) What sorts of things make you laugh? * Literally the things that aren't funny 
5) What is your biggest goal? * I'd really like to make it one day to L.A I'd say that's my biggest goal which is HIGHLY unlikely to come true but I got dreams man 
6) Do you have any pet peeves? * Small talk, AND CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN EWWW 
7) What do you like to do on the weekend? * Art, animation, friend time, movies, all the good stuff 
8) Have you ever had a nickname? And if so, what was the story behind it? * Before my brother could speak good he used to call me Taywin and my mom likes to keep that name alive haha 
9) What was your favorite tv show while you were growing up? * Wizards of waverly place and Sagwa 
10) What are your favorite tv shows now? * The 100! 
11) What are your favorite movies? * Lion King, Zootopia, Hunger games, Mulan, and so much more! 
12) Tell me one thing that would surprise me about you? * I grew up with a British accent because all the English speakers in Hong Kong were British x3 
13) What do you look for in a girl? Or 14) What do you look for in a guy? * Idk, for them not to be a jerk 
15) Tell me about what you were like as a kid? * Popular LOL. I had like a billion boy friends and was gonna marry them all. I was weird hah. But also I was obsessed with warrior cats (cough cough, still am) 
16) What are some of the items on your bucket list? * I haven't really thought about it, I wanna go explore Japan more 
17) Have you found your calling? If so, what is it? * I mean art maybe 
18) Do you, or have you ever had any pets? If so, tell me about them? * Alari is the cutest bean in the world but she is obsessed with licking my face. But she's the best cat ever and I hope she's around for a very long time 
19) Who has been the biggest influence in your life? * My parents of course, My grandma and Aunt too 
20) Tell me about a challenge that you’ve had to overcome and how you overcame it? * Dealing with my mom being sick, I guess I overcame it when she got better eep 
21) If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? * Somewhere only we know cover by Lily Allen 
22) if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? * RASPBERRIES CAUSE THEY TASTE GREAT 
23) If you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? * LION KING 2 BECAUSE ITS EVERYTHING A MOVIE SHOULD BE 
24)If you could only watch one tv show for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? * The 100, I've rewatched the first season 6 times cause it's so good so I think I could be able to watch it forever. 
25) Tell me about your favorite childhood memory and what made it so special to you? * I can't choose a favourite, but I had so much fun when I went sailing with my Papa and Grandma 
26) What is your favorite commercial that you’ve ever seen and why? * IM YOUR VENUS, cause it's catchy 
27) If you were stuck on a deserted island and you could only bring one thing, what would it be, and why? * Probably a boat so I could escape 
28) If you could give your younger self one piece of advice, what would it be? * Don't be weird and maybe take care of my hair in middle school. YOU LEFT IT SO POOFY 
29) Who is your celebrity crush? * Bob Morley 
30) Who is your favorite music artist? * Halsey and Eden 
31) What is your favorite music genre? * Alternative 
32) What is your favorite broadway musical? * HAMILTON 
33) What is your favorite cartoon? * Steven universe and sponge bob 
34) What is your favorite album? * THATS HARD 
35) What is your favorite color? * Sky blue 
36) What would you do if you won a million dollars? * Disappear off of the face of the earth 
37) If you could have one superpower, what would it be? * Shape shift! 
38) What would be your superhero name? * According to my cousin, Cat boy woman 
39) Which actor/actress would play you in a movie about your life? * I think I'll hire Eliza Taylor cause I love her 
40) What would be your dream vacation? * JAPAN TRIP 
41) Where did you grow up? * Hong Kong 
42) If you could trade lives with anybody for a day, who would it be and why? * Gabbie cause I look up to her so much 
43) If you could be on any reality tv show, which one would it be? * none tbh 
44) What’s your favorite book? * Recently Moon Chosen, all time I'd say The Sight, and Tallstars Revenge 
45) Who’s your favorite author? * Erin Hunter 
46) Who is your favorite YouTuber? * The Gabbie show, Dan and Phil, Carly Incontro, and Joe Sugg 
47) What’s your favorite tv show? * THE 100! 
48) Which celebrity do you admire most and why? Eliza Taylor because she's just so pure and lovely ughhh she is so amazing. 
49) What are some of your favorite childhood memories? * Uhm you already asked this 
50) What countries have you traveled to? * lots 
51) What is your favorite drink? * ICED TEA AND ICED COFFEE 
52) What is your favorite restaurant? * Moxies but only for the broccoli cheddar soup 
53) Do you like to cook? * Hate it 
54) What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives? * Travel the world, you only live once my dude. Also be kind to everyone and stand for what you believe in 
55) What’s the best thing that happened to you last week? * Got to reconnect with family members ^-^