#Alex: *crosses his arms* I hope he gets cholera--
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How dare Spotify make me listen to a long-ass advert for Elton John while I’m writing drafts for Alexsander, don’t you know they’re mortal enemies??????
#Alex: Did somebody say ELTON JOHN??? *picks up a baseball bat*#Caroline: *gently lowering the bat* We're not killing Elton today okay...? Put the bat down.#Alex: BUT THE SUMMER OF '64--#Caroline: That doesn't mean anything to anyone except you and Elton! Either explain what happened during the summber of '64 or stop this!!!#Alex: *crosses his arms* I hope he gets cholera--#Caroline: ALEX!!!!!!!#Archie: But you can't leave me hanging!! What happened?! Is it musical rivalry? A love affair?? Did he step on your shoes?? Pls tell#Alex: What did you just say to me?? A LOVE AFFAIR?? WITH ELTON JOHN??? I'D RATHER LOSE AN ARM#Archie: Awwww but I want Elton to be my new dad :(#Alex: YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH#Archie: HAHAHAHA#Caroline: Archimedes pls stop tormenting your father!!!!!#Archie: But it's so much fun!!! :D#Alex: WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN INSTEAD OF RANI???#Archie: Idk I'm just superior I guess lmao
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