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haro-whumps · 4 years

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Group Whumpees Masterlist

Main Storyline

1. Start

2. Grey

3. Specter

4. Responsibility

5. Tired

6. Breaking Point

I. Proximity

7. Home

8. Need

9. Guest

II. Draw! That! Card! (noncanon evil gameshow AU)

10. Asking and Answers

11. Fight

III. Evan collaring

12. Cahoots

13. Spirit

IV. Sasha muzzling

V. BTHB (out of order bc I forgot to list it whoops) Evan in a cage

VI. Galo finding Evan’s photos (and accompanying art)

14. Headway

VIII. Evan Masturbates (post 14)

IX. Migraine

X. Drugging

XI. Sasha gets KO’d

?. Evan mourning (post 17)

Misc. Content

Worldbuilding

Evil!Galo AU rambling

Fanfiction

all i know is you’re the nicest thing by newbornwhumperfly (AAAA)

if I had an orchard by newbornwhumperfly (Depressed!Galo)

Galo - Mutt crossover fic by me for whumping-every-day

who’s a pretty puppy by newbornwhumperfly (Evan human-furniture)

Kitty petplay by newbornwhumperfly

Yes Mistress (Evil!Galo AU ch6 alt route) by @whumpcollector

Gresyon’s girlfriend by @applepieandcherrycoke

Art:

Group shot

Group shot (redone)

Picrew | Picrew 2

Galo and Nyla commission by albino-whumpee (you should also commission them)

Evan and Galo Moodboard fanart from icannotweave (Thank you omg!)

Galo Moodboard fanart from swordkallya (Thanks!)

Nyla Moodboard fanart from swordkallya

Greyson Moodboard by me

Nyla fanart and chibi Nyla fanart from gimmethatsweetwhump (aaaa!)

Nyla and Sasha fanart from gimmethatsweetwhump

Sasha and Nyla picrew fanart from pinkdiamondprince

Evan and Bethany fanart from cubeswhump

Nyla fanart from cubeswhump

Blingy Lilah fanart from cubeswhump

Prostrate Greyson from cubeswhump

Sasha fanart from cubeswhump

Evan fanart from hypno-whump

Evan fanart from boxboysandotherwhump

Evan sketch request from albino-whumpee (NSFT)

Lilah doodlepage

Galo doodlepage

Sasha doodlepage

Greyson doodlepage

Nyla doodlepage

Evan doodlepage

Doodles of them in ideal outfits

Doodles of the crew (except Greyson srry bby)

Less than ideal picrews of the boys

Bloody Evan perspective practice

Yet another attempt at Galo (slowly getting closer)

Picrew of new Lilah and Nyla

*movie announcer voice* Girls | Evan sketch

Tag game Picrew | Evan petplay

Nyla’s new dresses

Gym rat Galo

Evan’s got a friend

Galo cradling Nyla

Happy bi day + Ren & Soren

Group whumpees who have been whumped

A sunny afternoon | Celebrities |

Asks:

Nyla written description | Access to the Babie discourse tag

Lilah’s age | Everyone else’s age

On suicide | Wish they could do more, but can’t | Headache sounds

Are supernatural things real? | Galo would survive a horror flick | Galo + John + many braincells = Galo | Galo gender and attraction realizations

Galo doesn’t have IRL friends | Bethany kneel vs Galo sit | Evan is in denial | Evan’s repression is showing | Bethany’s reaction to migranes

Bethany ooc in Migraine? Not really... | What if a slave died while Bethany was alive | The worst thing someone could say | Galo accidentally hurting Nyla | Galo colors, describe love, parenthood, first draft, flowers, genre, MAN products, sweets | Nyla color, describe love, parenthood, first draft, flowers, anger, sweets, childhood location | Everyone secret interest, birthday, parenthood, childhood location | Greyson describe love, animal, first draft, genre, fictional crush |

Greyson as a schoolboy | What does Galo think of Evan | Evan and rabies shots |

#GW #masterlist #to be updated as series progresses

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thecrucibleffxiv · 7 years

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THE GREAT GARLEAN CONSPIRACY: THE TRUTH BEHIND THE EMPIRE THAT NEVER EXISTED!

There is no mistaking the might of the Garlean Empire. They've invaded numerous lands, destroyed countless families, and even brought down the lesser moon of Dalamud and changed the history of Eorzea forever. Or did they?

The Crucible has come across disturbing evidence that the Garlean empire we know and fear today is nothing more than a long-running sham! Any supposed “Garleans” you have ever met are actors! We were tipped off when we intercepted a Garlean broadcast which ended with the oh-so-recognizable and dreadful mantra: “'Til Sea Swallows All!”

This conspiracy predates the current regime of the festering cesspit that blemishes Vylbrand today. It predates the violent patricide committed by so-called “Admiral” Merlwyb Blowfishwin. The treacherously violent madwoman had already made a name for herself as a con artist by telling people about her mad crew’s travels to places like the imaginatively-named “New World”, a name which, incidentally, is yet another of Merlwyb’s impressive list of blatant lies. The only thing she actually did manage to do is efficiently and brutally murder every undisciplined sea whelk of a man who tried to stop her, and robbing innocent and undefended ships belonging to honest, hard-working merchants trying to honor Nald. It was after pillaging, massacring and scuttling one such ship that the shrewd con artist realized that if the crime spree continued forever, eventually the rest of Eorzea would rise as one and smash their pathetic island home to bits (as they so richly deserved). The solution was, to her, obvious.

In her travels she once came across a stretch of barren, empty land which signs identified as “Garlemald”. This empty waste was the remnants of what once had been a promising young nation, who had through hard work and ingenuity crafted magnificently powerful technology. The downside, as they learned too late, was that by draining all the ceruleum from the land to fuel their “Magitek” engines, the land itself was doomed to wither and die, and the Garleans with it. It was a sad story and an archaeological wonderland, a somber monument to the folly of man and a place of great potential for learning. Merlwyb returned with a fleet, took everything that wasn’t nailed down and could fit aboard and completely atomized the rest of the civilization to cover her tracks. When she returned to Limsa, she ordered her top “scientists” to reverse-engineer the equipment they had stolen.

Her efforts met a snag when it turned out the closest thing Limsans have to scientists are ale brewers, and so she kidnapped the best scientific minds of Ul’Dah and ordered them at gunpoint to get to work. This was where the “Reaper” tank design comes from - you can tell it’s a Limsan design that’s half-finished because the driver has no protection from enemy fire.

When she made her plans clear to her father, the standing “Admiral” of Limsa Lominsa, he recognized how mad his daughter had become and tried to stop her. She executed him on the spot, without even the typical Limsan pretense of a trial, and declared that the Garlean Empire were a menace to Eorzea that must be stopped and that she had executed her father because he wanted to defect to them.

Honestly, the Limsan attempts at deception are childish at best. The so-called “Garlean” army’s color scheme is black and red - the same as the Maelstrom’s. The “Garleans” use weapons which are, to the last, part-gun - and Limsa Lominsa was the first city to come to rely on guns (because they were the ones who stole the technology in the first place). The sea raids (cover for continuing to rob innocents blind), the “castra” (treasure hoards and places to disappear dissidents and those who know too much), the airships (a way to pioneer a new realm in which to commit piracy and murder), all of it comes down to Limsan lies, with their albino puppetmaster holding the strings.

You thought it was a coincidence all Garleans are supposed to have white hair, a trait Merlwyb herself showcases? And what distinguishes “Garleans” from the rest of us? Three eyes? Please. Have you ever, in your life, seen anything with three eyes? Or something with an eye that looks like a marble cheaply implanted in the forehead? (This is, of course, precisely what they really are.) No. Garleans are a lie crafted by Limsa Lominsa.

And here’s where it gets far more sinister.

The obvious question to ask, upon being confronted with this mountain of irrefutable evidence, is that of the lesser moon, Dalamud. If Garleans didn’t call it to destroy us all, then what actually happened?

Well.

As it turns out, Merlwyb has Kan-E-Senna and Raubahn Aldynn in her pocket, and for a conspiracy this massive there are many, many hands involved. Naturally, there were many good souls (mostly Ul’dahn) who wanted to stand up and, in defiance of orders, declare the truth. These people were told that at the Carteneau Flats, there would be a conference where everyone would discuss their ideas publicly and openly for how to best dissolve the lie.

Then Merlwyb dropped the damned moon on them!

If a high-tech civilization of fanciful power actually existed - one with overwhelming air superiority and martial supremacy - why didn’t they just bomb the tents of the leaders of each city to dust? Why didn’t they just shoot them from malms away? That’s what an actual army of that level of qualifications would do.

Only the Limsans could bungle things this bad.

Minaji Maji would like to clarify that while Raubahn Aldynn is an Ala Mhigan in cahoots with a foreign nation abusing his wrongfully-earned position of power, she wholeheartedly supports Her Royal Majesty, the Syndicate proper and Raubahn’s incredibly attractive and delightfully single son Pippin, who cannot be blamed for his father’s unforgivable crimes.

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