#Agent Carolina
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blue team: can they cook?
tucker: no. he's not the WORST, it'll be atleast somewhat edible, but he's still not allowed to cook. ever. like, ever.
church: yes and he's very valuable to them for this alone. they would have already starved in blood gulch without him. maybe not the best food but when you're on blue team, it is.
caboose: ok predictable but absolutely not no way in hell he can cook. he tries to help but they all have to usher him out (emphasis on everyone, he's a big boy)
wash: this one's a less common but honestly no. he's been in the military since he was 18 he cannot cook food for shit. i've already made a post on this but he's tried before for the blues and like. that was literally the closest he's ever been to death in his life, and he's a FREELANCER. he's not allowed in the kitchen without active supervision, and you would not believe the amount of protein powder this man has
carolina: also no. you think she had the time to learn how to cook? you're funny. i think she's learning, but it's a slow process, a very slow process. leave it to carolina to know everything but how to cook
tex: i mean, yeah, why not. she knew as a person and a robot. i like to think she made caboose sandwichs in the early seasons (because i love tex/caboose as a duo)
kai: yes and it concerns her that nobody else knows how to. and not just like knows, she's REALLY good at cooking since she's been cooking since she was young. she's blue teams savior (except she's never there so theyre still in distress LOL)
honorary doc: yes but he's not a big help to blue team because he's vegan everything. he told them he can cook and they let him. they were very disappointed when he started very delicately explaining how he substituted just about everything out of a typical dish for something vegan. (and it wasn't even good either, like he makes the food so bad other vegans would rather eat a fucking burger than his food)
in conclusion: they steal the reds food primarily
#thanks for coming to my ted talk#this wasnt supposed to be this long originally oops#rvb#red vs blue#blue team#lavernius tucker#leonard church#michael j caboose#agent washington#agent carolina#agent texas#kaikaina grif#doc rvb#should i do a red team version? lmk#also tell me how accurate this is lol#honestly i just needed to spread my blue team can't cook propaganda
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REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALS EXPOSURE THERAPY
#sarge WILL still laugh at them and be concerned for simmons's taste. yes he is still bisexual in MY rvb#to be clear he just thinks he's being Better Gay than everyone else#“whats more honorably homosexual than fighting alongside and dying in your fellow man's arms” -sarge probably#kudos if you read the tags and got my bisexual sarge thoughts#it's me. your local guy who spedrun rvb and its fandom#grimmons#dick simmons#richard simmons#dexter grif#simmons rvb#sarge rvb#grif rvb#red vs blue#rvb#rvb doodles#kaikaina grif#lavernius tucker#leonard church#michael j caboose#franklin delano donut#doc rvb#agent carolina#i told myself i wouldnt tag everyone and then i tagged everyone#unhealthy habits do not replicate
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more rvb/hermitcraft au!
by proxy of being wash, etho now has terrible luck with vehicles
#art#mcyt#hermitcraft#life series#ethoslab#zombiecleo#rvb#red vs blue#agent washington#agent carolina#rvb/hc au#secret life has really been fuelling the carwash siblings dynamic that these two have and im so grateful for it
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What do you mean the Freelancer saga didn't go like this? (aka rvbtober prompt 1: freelancer shenanigans)
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havent been thinking as much about red vs blue lately, so heres a compilation of doodles i never posted, including more furry rvb stuff from this saga
#my art#red vs blue#rvb#furry#agent carolina#agent washington#leonard church#leonard l church#michael j caboose#dick simmons#Richard Simmons#lavernius tucker#aaaand i think thats it
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peaceful chaos
see the full zine over here
#rvb#red vs blue#agent carolina#dick simmons#dexter grif#lavernius tucker#agent washington#rvb felix#rvb locus#isaac gates#samuel ortez#lolix
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#rvb#red vs blue#minorly linked to my hcs and aus post#agent washington#agent carolina#mine#mikeys rvb rambles
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"But you can't trust me."
messy screenshot redraw from s10 bc i needed a distraction
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Couldn’t find this video on here anymore so had to post my favorite scene
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Kinda gender ngl
#rvb#rvb carolina#agent carolina#my stuff#(shows up to the fandom 5+ years late with a full armor cosplay) hello
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trying to work out an updated caro fc but I'm physically incapable of a consistent art style
#top left lina was drawn yesterday (03/23) bottom right I drew today (03/24)#whatever comes out of my hand next is up to god i fuckin guess??#rvb#red vs blue#agent carolina#i dont usually go as semi realistic as I did on the one but tbh i really like it. perhaps I'll try to do more of that lol#i hc that her natural hair color is black but I used brown here for some reason so ignore that
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come on carolina have fun carolina
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21 years of roosterteeth, 21 years of rvb
thank you for making my childhood!
#rvb#red vs blue#roosterteeth#rooster teeth#rvb tucker#rvb caboose#rvb wash#washington#agent washington#rvb carolina#carolina#agent carolina#rvb church#rvb york#agent york#york#caboose#tucker#church#my art
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they had to pause their morning workout to drive wash to the ER at 7 am bc he somehow got hit by a car while getting mail. there's traffic. maine fiddles with the radio and carolina is imagining herself parkouring over the other cars
#rvb#red vs blue#maine#wash#carolina#agent washington#agent maine#agent carolina#mine#*24#i just saw that image again and wanted to redraw it and this concept just manifested itself#i lost the og ref photo but its the one w/ the big beefy guy and the blonde woman + they both got tits. if u don't know it dw lol#also in a modern au carolina has like a subaru or a honda civic and it's teal. she's the only one of the blues who even has a car#tex had a motorbike. no one else in blue team even has a license except wash but he doesn't actually have a car he just needed a license#but the blues are like 'we never even fucking go anywhere why would we pay all the car insurance shit + parking'#if they rly need to they can just bum a ride from someone or wash can rent a car or whatever#carolina will only drive them (she doesn't trust wash not to crash) in an absolute emergency bc they made fun of her car saying#it's a PTA mom car and she's petty. if youre not gonna die she doesn't care
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