Name: Adriana smith
Epithet: mangled, bone breakage deals less damage the more it happens.
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Adrian: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Nick: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Adrian: No!
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Lizz: Hey, how did my phone break?
Nick: You were drunk yesterday.
Lizz: And?
Vincent: You threw it.
Lizz: Why?
Adrian: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!”
Lizz: And why didn’t you stop me?!
Sam: We were busy laughing our asses off.
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Adrian: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.
Lizz: No, eight glasses!
Kasey: I heard ten.
Susie: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute.
*later…*
Nick: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing.
Adrian: What did you learn?
Nick: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad.
Lizz: I’ll get some water.
Nick: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy.
OMC: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.
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Adrian: What time is it?
Nick: I don’t know, pass Sam that saxaphone and we’ll find out
Sam: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Lizz: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Nick: It’s 2 am
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Adriana M.
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Angelina Jolie in Mr & Mrs Smith
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my introduction!
im dia! i love pink and movies! my favourite movie is either mean girls or jennifers body💋my favourite mean girl is karen and my favourite vs angels are adriana lima and gisele bundchen! 💕i prefer sanx over sanrio and my favourite pair of shoes are my red converse❣ i get pretty much all my gifs and pictures off pinterest and love lana del rey!! my favourite album is ultraviolence 😘
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Herissmon: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?
Paildramon: Please don’t get arrested.
Herissmon: No promises! <3
Adrian: Why not both? Get creative!
Herissmon: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.
Paildramon: Please don’t encourage them, Clover.
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Adrian: Alright, so the vampire's gravestone is—
Sam: Cenotaph.
Adrian: What?
Sam: It's only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn't present is a cenotaph.
Adrian: I'm... not sure that's how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.
Sam: There's a precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There's no rule that says the body itself can't do the removing.
Adrian: Okay, but the body is very much coming back. That's kind of what we're here to accomplish.
Sam: So it's a temporary cenotaph.
Adrian: And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.
Sam: Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.
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Adrian: How would you like to live forever?
Vincent: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.
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