#AND it was not in my garbage can or my bin
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danmarch 🐉💎
#honkai star rail#dan heng#march 7th#danmarch#fanart#hsr#what else do i tag. i have no idea#anyway. im breaking my VERY LONG oc art streak to post my one(1) contribution to star rail#i care them very much#ive been playing this game so religiously and they have not left my team#tragic past(emo) vs tragic past(girly pop)#theres NO WAY with marchs very teenage girl mind that she does not have a crush on the hot cool mysterious yet caring dragon guy#who stays in the room right next to her#and the fact that he teases her so much........#the whole ass belabog quest he throws in little harmless march roasts every so often#he fucking CARE her#i bets shes like a filipino mom with that camera. every oppertunity (picture!!!!)#and dan heng gets dragged into it#he is honing his photography skills against his will#any nice place? shes like (lemme pose can you get a photo of me?)#dan heng just sighs#they bond over silently judging stelle rummaging through the garbage#cast each other that best friend glance as half her body is sticking out of a trash bin#i like to think you see them hanging out on the train together#with dan heng reading some obscure 8th century book on civilization pattern and development#and march is humming and putting stickers and aesthetic shit in her scrapbook#taping a piece of antimatter legion loot in the middle of a page#and with bubbly handwriting (we beat some bad guys today!!! <333 so fun!!)
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if you piss all over a public toilet seat, and i mean just piss all the fuck over it, and then leave that for someone else to deal with because it "gives people a job to do" or it "isnt your problem" im cursing you, hexing you, dooming you a thousand lifetimes over
#like yeah okay i get the germaphobe thing and i mean dont let me as a stranger Guilt You if you really cannot force yourself to deal w/that#but for people who do this and just refuse to take responsibility and be like A Little Considerate about a space thats not theirs#im CURSING YOU cursing you cursing you. dear god#like people who throw trash on the floor in public places when theres a trash can like 7 feet away because 'gives the janitor a job'#like no. youre a slob and you have bad etiquette. outright. its so rude and nasty.#we have jobs that arent picking up the consequences of your shit attitude. i promise lmfao#skelly speaks#negative //#im on my first day of my period tho and its mega painful djdj so this is where my frustration is going LMAO#please be tidy and considerate thank you#besides like... not throwing trash on the ground makes a better space for everyone. just saying#like Everyone benefits from making better choices about making sure your trash goes into a garbage bin. thanks.
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some sleet (+ dad frac) doodles i found while tidying up my room
#is mine#sleet#fracture#by tidying i mean. giving myself space to fucking walk#normalize not having a perfect room all the time#to the person reading this. if u have a hoard of things in your room its okay#me too. just get a garbage bag when u have time and energy and just fill the fuckin thing#im horrible for hoarding receipts and boxes. if your bag is full of recycling leave it open so you can just pour the recyclables in the bin#anyway. love you. your best is enough. clapping my hand on your shoulder.
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Noooo little german kitty!! don't go in the dirty laundry bin!!!
oh mein gott leute!! zees bin is full of stinken clothen!
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*lies down anyway*
#i had to literally DASH to my computer#to bless your DASH with this shitpost of a meme#my cats literally won't stop going in the laundry bin to the point where I had to stuff a garbage bag full of newspaper in it#to straight up BLOCK them from being In There#(specifically toastie he is a stinkery little trash gremlin who wants nothing more than to be in the stimkiest spot he can get his paws in)
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Oh WHOOPS wow! What happened!? Weeiiird my hand skipped!!!! SooooOOOOOooooo weird ddd how did this end up on my PS4!? Hoooow~? /Sarcasm
😏
Listen...
HE'S CUTE OKAY!?
I kinda did a silly back and forth with everyone sans Lillia in the tags lmao
#kicking over Alex's trash bins outside his apartment like ''your trash is stupid!'' followed by Masha giggling like#''you got feelings!? for Alex!?'' and I'm all ''No! YOU got feelings for...shut up Masha!'' then followed by Kate opening her window to yell#''Can you stop being loud!?'' and Masha yells up ''I wasn't the one knocking over the trash!''#to which Alex pokes his head out of his window like ''can EVERYONE shut u---MY TRASH BIN! Garnage guys don't pick it up when its knocked#over!!!! i have a mountain stored in the back!!'' Kate cocks her head up ''Thank Kaden!'' and hes all ''I THOUGHT IT WAS RACOONS! KADEN!!!''#I glance up not saying a damn word ''YOU'RE A RACOON!'' Alex yells. ''THATS FUCKED UP MAN!'' Kaden yells ''YOU'RE FUCKED UP!'' Alex screams#back and you can hear him muttering as he retracts himself and closes the window ''these people going through my damn garbage!''#''Preeeetttty sure we woke the entire building'' Kate smirks down at Kaden. Kaden shoves their hands in their pockets and shoes at the grass#''Stupid Alex...''#LOL SORRY I MADE A SILLY DRABBLE IN MY TAGS HELLO!? XD#crush tag: Alex
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The cool thing about a horror movie that takes place in a mental hospital and, shockingly, actually turns out to be on the side of mentally ill people is that it avoids all the common disgusting pitfalls of mocking, demonizing, and infantilizing mentally ill people.
The downside is
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
[It's much scarier.]
#original#smile movie#smile 2022#I'm literally two scenes in#it could definitely become ableist by the end of the movie but I'm kind of obsessed so far?#like nothing is scarier to me than the lack of quality help and validation available to victims of trauma! and this movie is LEANING INTO IT#which is way scarier and also way truer and more important to talk about than a looney bin filled with lunatics who want to murder you#like that's literally a concept based solely on people's ableist fears.#same with horror movie monsters that are just people with facial deformities or congenital disorders or just... people who are poor#(the hillbilly cannibal trope is just MAN POOR PEOPLE ARE SCARY HUH. it's garbage.)#what's ACTUALLY a horror is the way these people are treated! and that INCLUDES how they are portrayed in media!#because guess what? ghosts aren't real and an abandoned mental hospital can't hurt you#but you know what can? a doctor who doesn't believe you. a system built on neglect. THAT'S the horror we need to talk about.#and THAT is why I am going to have to watch this movie in short installments over a few days#and let me be clear: i am alive today bc of a mental hospital's IOP/PHP program. i stopped being suicidal after YEARS bc of that program#mental hospitals CAN and SHOULD be GOOD THINGS ACTUALLY. but in countries with shitty healthcare that's very hard to find.#it is also why it is my life's work to build a treatment center that PROVES we can do this ethically and with compassion#life is worth living#and the American Healthcare industry can die just the same as any other giant or dragon. empires have fallen before. it is not immortal.#YOU reading this matter. stay safe. please. it isn't the end yet. i love you.
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okay. I think my biggest jealousy with japan just hit me with the hotel provided mouthwash
it was APPLE flavored!! literally I am so happy to get a mouthwash that isn't mint, I just can't stand mint and i am legitimately wondering if I can bring mouthwash in my checked bag
literally the only non-mint fruity ones I've seen in adult mouthwashes in the US is like. grapefruit. and I'm cautious with grapefruit and grapefruit-flavored things in general
#postatoes#japan trip#theres been different things that ive been jealous of#and. thing i miss from the us tbh (mainly garbage cans tbh)#like i get WHY there arent many public trash bins (incident) but i hate lugging around junk all day#also im in this weird state in japanese skills where people either assume i dont know any or assume WAY too much of my japanese skills#and i have to be like ''wait can you repeat that“'#... or my japanese language knowledge leaves me in stressful situations. like when my bank did a fraud detection#not for any other thing. for my angelic pretty purchase#i knew i liked magical milk cats but seeing the pink colorway was like. an instant purchase tbh#they let me try it on instore too and it looked SO cute on me#i was pleasantly surprised by the blouse too? i assumed ap blouses wouldnt be great on me#but i guess i was wrong!
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feel like “yuri” has come to mean “shipping as a joke”
#regardless of gender#what if garbage can and recycle bin was yuri. etc#mixed feelings lol#usually funny. but always deflates me. kicking my can down the street. what if it WAS yuri tho#seas posts
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took a bunch of clothes to my mom's to wash them since my washing machine is still down and she said 'ill do it dw about it' and threw my favourite white top in with the colours. i no longer have a favourite white top :)
#and i cant even be mad at her because her husband is dead#lol and lmao#anyway the top is now the ugliest greyish minty colour and it looks horrible#normally i wouldnt mind. like there were two white tops and the other also got dyed and idc#but this one had a more unique idc shape? whatever you call that. and it was one of the very few crop tops#that really made me feel good about my body. like not even 'ok i guess i dont look like something that crawled out of a garbage bin'#but genuinely 'good'#and it feels so stupid to be this upset over such a small thing but i feel like ive been at the very limit for the last few days#with everyone fucking crying around me#that this genuinely feels like a tragedy to me rn lol#anyway im being nice and i keep saying its no big deal and nvm but ig you can see that im upset#so now SHE'S mad that I'M mad even tho im not even being a bitch about it im just Sad lol#kms#anyway i feel like shit and it all feels so overwhelming and to think that ill have to spend the long weekend in may here too#my dad and his gf will be at my place in wrocław going to concerts cause there's some sort of festival#all my friends will be chilling and having fun#and i cant even go to prague or vice versa because ill have to be here. having the time of my life with my mother and my grandpa#losing my mind and getting panick attacks in the bathroom lol
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New fic up on AO3: a bizarre little Frenrey meet-cute revolving around some garbage cans. Read it here, and check out a preview below:
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The person glanced over and lifted the lid of Benrey’s blue bin. “Jesus Christ, dude, is this all energy drinks?”
“i dunno.”
“Did you drink all these in a week?”
“...i have people over,” Benrey replied, after a moment.
“Uh-huh,” the person said slowly, and they seemed more relaxed. Their shoulders weren’t up around their ears anymore, at least. “Listen man, I’m sorry, but I have a couple bags of junk I was trying to get rid of, and the dump fees have gone way up -”
“s’it body parts?” Benrey asked, picking at something caught in his teeth. When was the last time he’d even eaten? He should probably eat something.
“Is it - body - what - no!” The person yelped. “What the fuck kind of question -”
“cause if it’s body parts, s’gotta go in the green bin. s’compost. i’d have to pull that around, i didn’t have any, uh, tree trimmings this week,” Benrey said.
“It’s not body parts, man, for fuck’s sake!”
“m’just making sure you’re, uh, sorting your stuff, bro,” Benrey replied. “dunno why you gotta get all shouty about it. you’re the one digging through another guy’s trash..."
#hlvrai#benrey hlvrai#gordon feetman#my words#fic link#one man's trash fic#the green compost bin thing is legit#not for human body parts#but for butchery scraps#not sure how you'd actually do it without stinking everything up though#also bin colors may vary#these are the colors i see around here#hopefully I'm not doxxing myself with garbage can color coding#half life vr but the ai is self aware#hlvrbtaiisa
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Just two more months (plus 3 days in April that I left after vacation for saying goodbye forever to coworkers plus maybe hustling for some “hey we’ve been friendly, can I use you as a reference for a future job”s) to go!!! And honestly not a moment too soon as things continue to get worse :)
#like lolol heard that corporate has decided to add fake tasks to the to-do list#Like oh are you listening really????? Dump the garbage on the ground :)#Like I have no time for these dumb games I may know not to do it but you know what?????#If you put it on the list it shall be done :) *dumps trash on the ground*#It’s stuff like wow put the garbage bin on the other side of the store ;)#In addition we also take daily quizzes and they are adding more real tasks as well :)#All while there’s no hours to give and no manpower :)#I got so pissed off the other day I almost moved my quitting deadline up u_u#Don’t get me wrong would love to but gotta get all the bread I can before I go#I think there’s some holiday hours in between and that would be fantastic to have#Plus I have a doctor’s appointment and need the insurance for that#Lies down. I’m so excited to be free soon!!!!!!
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finally snowed for more than a dusting. went to crazy and shovelled sooooo many driveways. arms sore and i'm so cold but worthhhhhh...
#i dooo get paid for one of them so.....#and omggg i'm so embarrassed#so ok. our new next door neighbours haven't talked to us much so idk much about them#and we used to shovel the driveway for the lady who used to live there bc she was older and disabled and our driveways r very close#like. touching eachother#my bf said our roofs were kissing the houses are angled close to eachother. regardless.#so the snows piling up and the cars not there so i figure i'll at least shovel a path to the front door/garage so they can plug their car in#and i'm wearing big headphones to protect my ears from the wind / because the windchill made it -30 out of nowhere.#and i saw that their shovel was broken too!!! so of course i'm gonna shovel their yard....#so im doin my thang. shovelling. i do it in a weird ish pattern but that's just how i prefer to do it#and i'm always nervous about being up at ppls doors when i shovel so i'm already on edge#AND I TURN TO FINISH UP AND THEIR KID IS GETTING HOME FROM SCHOOL#maybe like. 7-9th year aged. idk#younger than me of course but i'm a little wimp so i squeak like a dumbass#and just go 'sorry!' before running off to shovel the other side of the road 😭😭😭#i would've done more if that girl hadn't scared me off....#nice little kick of anxiety for me for today.... but.... i mean#and like. i was up in their front yard. i shovelled out a path to their compost/garbage bins so they could still put those out#i did the steps.... i must have looked like a little freak that family has like never seen me i never leave the house.......
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update on the ants i trapped in my garbage about two weeks ago. just saw one crawling on the coke can he’s bigger now! bit bigger than my thumbnail
#<3#did i post about this?? i cant remember#but incase i didnt i have a small clear plastic tote i used to use as a garbage can until there was ants in my house#so now we just throw stuff directly into the big bins#but i put it in the bathroom because thats where the ants seemed to hang out and about three crawled in#then i put the tote lid on and put the tote back in my room to observe#no i dont have an end goal#im just kind of vibing? with my ants#no other ones have crawled in my room or anything so i think its fine
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11/2/22
#i hate when a cursed fic premise seizes you and suddenly it's the only thing you can think about when you see a pic of a particular player#i'm sure there's a lot of good a. fantilli fic to be written but my feral brain's just hissing behind the garbage bins in a dark alley
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drains collapsed. under house
#we've had on and off plumbing issues for like 2 months now & this is why. so#no clear reason why probably just. you know age and wear. uk sewer system's old and garbage#my parent & I have had flu also which I still have a lingering cough/feel tired from#anddd we haven't been speaking to my grandparents (who we prev saw like. once a week) for about the same length as the plumbing issue#after they did something pretty selfish and thoughtless and are the type too proud to apologise/want everyone to move on#so now we're at a stalemate bc we're still hurt and it's like. even if we do move past it#I still view them differently now. you know? family disappointing you really leaves you feeling empty#I already went nc with my other parent in 2019 cause they suck and then my dog died in 2020#just feel like I'm slowly running out of people in my immediate circle esp with pandemic limitations#and this is just like. a whole thing now on top of the existing energy crisis to worry about#also someone stole our recycling bin LMAO like I put it out for collection a few days ago and now it's just gone dk where it is#which is not that big a deal you can just order another for free but it's like. why'd you have to do that man#I want to be grateful for what I've got knowing people are living through warzones and famine rn but like#I'm very weak and things mess me up easily I won't lie#that information only makes things worse. I mean each year everything just gets worse around the world.#it's already blisteringly hot each summer I just don't feel very. hopeful about anything anymore#I've just been really depressed#I guess the good thing is not caring about anything means I don't even particularly care about venting this online lol#it's hard to feel any cringeworthiness or insecurity over anything when you're not feeling anything at all
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I am SO GRUMPY today because ALL THESE PEOPLE are making me do things I DONT WANT TO DO, THANKS, and I DONT ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THEM, THANKS
I don’t actually care that much about literacy! If I’m supposed to write a project I’m interested in doing for the next three years, it won’t be about literacy! That doesn’t fit my profile and I don’t really want it to! Where did you get the idea that we should do literacy anyway!!
Also READ MY DOCUMENTS I keep sending you things to read PLEASE READ THEM instead of going for the umpteenth time “what are you proposing again? okay walk me through your project”. If you’re too busy, that’s fine!! Just tell me that!!
ALSO also can we just PRETEND that work isn’t the most important thing and just say “oh that’s GREAT!!” when I’m like “actually next week I can only meet on zoom, not in person, because I’m traveling to see my partner”??? Like I know you SLEEP IN THE LAB INSTEAD OF GOING HOME on a horrifyingly regular basis but oh my god
And then NEIGHBOR. STOP GIVING ME YOUR FARM SHARE LEFTOVERS. I FUCKING HATE SWISS CHARD AND I DONT ACTUALLY LIKE LETTUCE THAT MUCH EITHER. THROW AWAY YOUR OWN MOLDY VEGETABLES. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. NO THANK YOU MEANS NO. STOP BREACHING MY BOUNDARIES. Fucking christ.
Also Artemis goddamn stop trying to eat the stuff I’m preparing for lunch
Also BREAD stop being MOLDY why can’t you just wait until Friday!!!
So I don’t fucking know, LEAVE ME AFUCKINGLONE
#I am going to go get a hot chocolate#or maybe an iced tea. idk.#I am going to STEP OUTSIDE to get my garbage bin and decide which comfort beverage I’m getting today#because I’m just so mad#and yet!! I have to be around people#and I have to be nice to them#including semi-supervisor who is like YES let’s write a grant!! and then doesn’t read anything I’ve sent to her#I am so fucking tired#even scone’s reminders to hey don’t forget to bring your tennis racket so we can play together!!#are pissing me off because YOU HAVE SAID THIS TO ME EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS SHUT UP#ugh. I’m so fucking mad.#I’m going to do the chores and go to campus though#and I’m going to do some work to calm me down#and I’m going to see if I can spin a good pitch about this grant for lab meeting#which may or may not include literacy! because you know what I. don’t. care.
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