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420technoblazeit · 1 year

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anyway masterlist of responses to ppl's random messages on this form

hunters grab ur salt or hwatever. call my blog the winchesters bc we're time traveling in this fuckin car

IS HTIS WHY MY POLLS KEEP GETTING WEIRDLY SKEWED. GOD. FINE ILL ADD A 'DID NOT WATCH SUPERNATURAL' OPTION

im about to write a fix it where htey bring back crowley bc everything the writer's team did post-his death made me so goddamn angry. he adn cas die in the same episode and theyre like teehee. the antichrist brought cas back but not him bc idk. cas is Special. adn then they dont let rowena resurrect him im so alskdhgsadgasdgsadglhaldga

oh fukc are there angel robots in this. i keep making posts about gabriel spn adn people mistake it for ultrakill mayb i WILL play htis

i cant explain but like. hte type of cat that's black and white but the black adn white kinda meld together yk what im saying? lik,e an oreo milkshake

i handed in two of my final assignmetns last night so hopefully soon! im hella behind in one of my classes htough so we'll see

ive stayed up till 3 about 3 times in hte last 5 days. one of htose was bc the spn season 1 finale was a two parter adn i forgot and wanted to get to hte part where they got hit by the truck, another was bc i got really into a session of apex legedns, and the third was bc i had a final assignmetn and pissed away the rest of the day spn postign so. i think ur right

hwy are you the coolest person here what the fukc. like omg what's ur numberrrrrrrrr

WOE, DISCREET SUPERNATURAL REFERENCE IN MY MINECRAFT SMP BE UPON YE. it's a good nickname htough c!aster uses nicknames all the time for ppl anyway lmao. we've already got old man for sleep, princey for lux, dog breath for kota, etc etc. it fits

so fuckign true broski n boy am i having a time. i bought a crowley print a couple weeks ago but hte shipping for a print was too much money so i just bought a bigass sticker adn ykw. it worked. i also found out htat the artist now draws apex legends so im winning here

holy shit wait is htis just. literally a copy of super smash bros fuck yeah ill play that what the hell. why didtn u tell me about this sooner

this was on hte submission for judas. um,,,,, ,,, yeas

no youer so right. somebody did send a drawign in the drawing box of like. their little furry oc with hearts saying 'kys' adn i laughed so fucking hard at it. i didtn post it bc i wasnt sure if they were serious or not, i assume htey werent considering how cutesy it was but uh. yeha

sedn it to me im srs. i used to be hte biggest sabriel shipper back in the day before my brain apparently decided that angsty drowley shippign is superior. i love gabe though he's my fave

also im not puttign it here but someone sent a monologue? from somethign called fictional googology???? ??

LISTEN BITHC. WHEN QSMP GET'S HTE LORE ROLLING ILL DO IT. OR MAYBE GO TAKE A LOOK AT MY FUCKIGN BLOCK PEOPLE U EVER HTINK ABOUT THAT??? ?? anwyay im gonna b on wynne's vault hunters server u should go check them out n give them a follow theyre really cool

jesus fucking hcirst. u might as well just shoot me in hte leg dog

#the pig squeals #long post #spn spoilers

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parkerpetre · 6 years

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new years with peter hcs??

i’m sorry these kind of came out of nowhere be easy on me tumblr pls n thx (also this is female reader! since this is my first time doing this i stuck with something i knew, i’m sorry if that bothers you :/) located under the cut! <3

FEEDBACK IS ~ G R E A T L Y ~ APPRECIATED! I’m trying something new and i need encouragement welp

okay

you and peter would be at his locker between classes

and Flash would just walk up out of nowhere

and you could see peter tense up beside you

but instead of offering a snide comment flash offered an invitation

“hey losers, i’m having a new years eve party over break, and i need a lot of people to come so it looks good on my part. you in?”

you would glance at peter and he’d just shrug

“yeah, sure, i guess so-”

“great. see you there, penis.”

you’d tell him you guys didn’t have to go, you knew how he felt about Flash

but he’d just brush it off, insisting that you two “do something fun for once.”

“what, like eating chips and watching die hard in my room at 2am isn’t fun????”

“that’s not what i meant, (y/n)-”

anyways you and peter were virtually attached at the hip, you’d been friends for so long neither of you remember when you actually met

and peter has huge feelings for you but you’re oblivious of course aHEM EXCUSE ME

well dec. 31st snuck up on the both of you

peter would be over at your apartment sitting in the living room, just watching clothes fly out of your room and trying not to laugh

“(y/n) your closet if full of clothes how is this even difficult”

“pete you don’t unDERSTAND”

and when you finally walked out of your bathroom after applying makeup for the last half hour

peter isn’t sure if his jaw is still hinged to his face???

he swears there’s literally electricity in his veins, holycrapyou’resoprettywhateven how is that possible???

“i know i look like crap, parker, staring just makes it worse you goof”

“what? no, you look- you look- you look good, like really good, i mean-”

“okay, okay, let’s go, we’re gonna be late”

but he swears he can see you smile as you lock the apartment after you

walking up to flash's huge ass house, peter’s heart starts to race once again

“hey, are you okay man?”

“yeah, i’m fine. excited, that’s all”

“oookayyy,,”

really he was fukcing nervous about the whole “new years kiss” concept but anyways-

the music is so loud the window are rattling, and red cups are strewn all over the front

the amount of people inside made it impossible to walk side by side, so you just grabbed peter’s hand and pulled him behind you to an open area

peter’s mind is racing, “oh my god, you idiot, she only grabbed your hand, calm down, jesus”

but like???

and peter’s hesitant to dance, he’s just standing there moving his upper body like the awkward kid he can be

but wow your smile is a mile wide and you grab his hands once again and spin around, laughing like an idiot

and so he dances with you, feeling his worries float up around him and leave

and he wants to stay here forever, feeling the music pump through his blood and your hand clasped in his own

soon the 2 minute warning to the new year commences, and his worries float right back down

“i should kiss her, this is my only chance. oh my god, but what if you freak her out? she’ll hate you. keep you head straight, parker. just let it go.”

flash’s voice announcing the 1 minutes mark interrupts peter’s thoughts

and he’s internally freaking the hell out

but he’s still holding your hand as you scream out the countdown, your cheeks flushed with excitement and happiness

his heart pangs but he knows what he has to do

after what seemed like an eternity, you’re standing there screaming “3, 2, 1!!”

you turn to peter, who’s standing there staring at you with wide eyes

his heart is running faster than usain bolt okay, the boy is vvv nervous

but before he could even comprehend what was happening your hand was balled up in his shirt and you were oulling him to you and your lips were pressed firmly against his

were there fireworks somewhere? peter swore he heard fireworks

he ascended through time and space into another dimession entirely holy fukc

his mind was basically going “asdfghjhgfdsdfgh”

the butterflies in his stomach turned into moths, “holyshit she kissed me, she likes me, holyshit, is this real life-”

everyone around you two were cheering and taking shots, ringing in the new year right ya know

and you broke away way too soon, in peter’s opinion

your face was still flushed, and you just smiled at peter, who still wasn’t sure if he was in the same dimension ???

“are you okay?” okay? he was more than okay, he was on fucking cloud nine-

“yeah. yeah, i’m perfect,” he breathed

and fuck it you just kissed the boy again

happy new years :’)

#spidey boi #my writing #spider-man: homecoming #peter parker #peter parker imagine #peter parker fanfiction #peter parker headcanons #spiderman fanfiction #spiderman headcanon #tom holland #peter parker x you #peter parker x y/n #spiderman: homecoming fanfiction #what else do i tag #tom holland imagine #tom holland fanfiction

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radiyum · 7 years

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okay! back to reading hirunaka no ryuusei!

chapters 5 through 16 under the cut!

I AM ENJOYING IT TREMEDOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chapter 5

OMG SENSEI. he said yuyuka isn’t a pure girl because of her beauty preferences LOL

ok cut back to yuyuka trying to make a move on shy bby mamora

FUCK HE JUST SAID THEY WEREN’T EVEN FRIENDS can u say swerved

SUZUME JUST SLAPPED YUYUKA????

OH SHIT SHE JUST THREATENED TO BEAT HER DOWN

you can take the girl out of the country but you can’t take the country out of the girl (is that even how they do it in the country)

are you kidding

she’s gonna remain friends with her

okay this is only chapter 5 and i am saying right here and now if this manga gives her a redemption arc i will not like her still lol

i am so bitter

ok these chapters feel so short??

chapter 6

THIS IS WHY YOU ARE A POTATO FROM THE COUNTRYSIDE

ok fine that was fast, i will like yuyuka

OKAY TRANSFORTMATION??? I AM READY

keep quiet potato

my potato queen just fucking headbutted the hottest dude in school with her freshly done hair as a greeting god damn i love her

she looks soooo cute with her hair like that

ok that curtain reveal to sensei was really really cute

chapter 7

\m/ WILD TIGER SHISHIO \m/

okay SOMEONE just realized she has a crush on her homeroom teacher and that shes just one of his students

OOoOOooH OK cut back to mamora

he says he doesn’t know who yosano is so he won’t have to introduce her to someone else omg

someone HAS A CRUSH AND IS TOO STUBBORN TO ADMIT IT

i fucking love those characters

chapter 8

OOOH THE STAPLE OF SHOUJO MANGA! THE ONE NIGHT AWAY CLASS FIELD TRIP! IT’S COMING!!

mamora....... stop walking away...... she’s trying to be ur friend...

ooOooOH CLASS TRIP WITH A SIDE ORDER OF A THUNDERSTORM

shishio has a tiny little ponytail and i am a sucker for male characters with ponytails (akatsuki from yamamori mika’s other manga tsubaki chou lonely planet DROOL)

OOOOOOOH FUUUUCK YEAH

A LARGE HELPING ORDER OF SHY CRUSH FOLLOWING OUR HEROINE INTO THE WOODS AND GETTING LOST IN THE RAIN TOGETHER

THIS IS WHAT I DO LIKE

chapter 9

SHISHIO IS PANICKING THAT SUZUME IS GONE

okok OK MAMORA GAVE SUZUME HIS SWEATER IN THE RAIN

she just went from 100 to 0 really quick

she’s their cheerleader for escaping then completely blooped down and fainted on mamora

WAAAH HE’S CARRYING HER TO SAFETY

WAAAAAAAAH SENSEI HAS FOUND THEM

WAAH WAAAAH EVERYONE IS BLUSHING

“does my body have gps” BECAUSE HE HAS ALWAYS FOUND HER

AWHHHHH

chapter 10

honestly that campfire looks boring, just stay inside suzume

SHISHIO!!!!!!!!! YOU SLY ROMANTIC FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!

he brought a jar of fireflies to her room because she couldn’t enjoy the outdoors since she was sick!!!!!!!!

i’m dying this is sofucking cute

this is the shit shoujo manga dreams are made of

SHE LOVES HIM

HE DOESN’T KNOW HE LOVES HER YET

oh....cutback to mamora looking up and seeing the fireflies in her room...

WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN

chapter 11

ok mamora didn’t go upstairs to interrupt the cute moment and thus create drama but i am not disappointed

OMFG

WJAHHAT

WHAT

OH FCUK GOD??

WAS I FUCKING EXPECTING THAT KISS???

HOLY SHIT NO I FUCKING WAS THE FUCK NOT

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

THAT WAS THE CUTEST SHIT IN THE FUCKING WORLD??

MAMORA WHO IS STUPIDLY SHY AROUNDD GIRLS, JUST KISSED MY POTATO PRINCESS QUEEN ON THE CHEEK??

WHAT DEVELOPMENT IS THIS???

EHHHHH

chapter 12

mamora is so fucking cute what the fuck

HEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TOLD!!!!!!!!! HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“YOUR THE FIRST WOMAN I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TOUCH” OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY LOR D

IT’S NOT A JOKE IT’S NOT A JOKE!!!! RED ALERT!!!! NOJOKE!!!

mamora likes suzume

fukc

shishio’s first name is satsuki like my other lord and savior badass satsuki kiryuin from kill la kill i am swooning

what the FUCK was this chapter holy BALLS

chapter 13

i keep forgetting that shishio is my age

yuyuka invited mamora out for another potential group outing and he said only if “““”that person”““““ is going

IS THAT SHISHIO’S EX AT THIS CLIFF HANGER??????

OOOOO!!!!!1

chapter 14

okay she is his ex-girlfriend?? her name is tsubomi

OOOOOOOH ok this girl went all the way back to this occupation to give him his lighter back

suzume straight up LIED to her face “yeah he went home bye”

SUZUME no NO

THAT IS THE OLDEST CLICHE IN THE BOOK NO

YOU CONFESSED WHILE YOU THINK HE’S SLEEPING??

BUT ALSO?? HE SAI D HER NAME IN HIS SLEEP??

chapter 15

LMAO THE CONFESSION STRESSED SHISHIO OUT SO MUCH HE THOUGHT HIS PEN WAS A CIGARETTE THAT HE WANTED TO LIGHT

fuck FUCK NOOOO LMMAOO

HE SOLD HIMSELF OUT

BABY GIRL SUZUME KNOWS HE HEARD THE CONFESSION OH MY GOD

I AM SO MORTIFIED FOR HER OH JESUS CHRIST

he is so fucking dreamy though ooOH

chapter 16

““ i woke up with bad timing”“ SENSEI YOU ARE MAKING THIS WORSE LMAOOOOO

JUST STOP TALKING HAH A

ok this pixie-cut bitch

“we’re rivals now aren’t we”

SHE IS WAITING FOR SENSEI IN HIS HOUSE

uGHHhhUHH

okay i will resume in like an hour, i’m hungry and i’m gonna wash up and put on a sheet mask! and play sailor moon drops until my hearts run out lol

#documentation #hirunaka no ryuusei #radiyum liveblogs #THANK YOU AWKWARDINTESIFIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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