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#AND IM NOT WAITING TA POST IT SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spaciebabie · 1 year
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SMALL SPRINGTRAP DOODLE 2 CELEBRATE FINALLY ESCAPING ART BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT MIND THE WEIRD DIALOGUE I HAD FREE SPACE AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT TA DO W/IT
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shellsinadune · 2 years
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chrisevansonly · 7 months
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6 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐀𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 | 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬
ʚsocial media au
ʚlando norris x leclerc!sister reader
ʚyou know what your brothers always say…6 feet apart
ʚ i had a little request sitting in my inbox that inspired this so here we have it it’s short but i really wanted to get something out tonight lol<3
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i’m bored in the house and i’m in the house bored
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username oh to be her
username flawless as ever y/n
charles_leclerc i’m sitting two feet away from you…
>yn.leclerc yeah ur being boring
landonorris hi:)
>yn.lelcerc hi baby:)
>landonorris wanna hang out?
>yn.leclerc yes!!!
>lorenzotl 6 feet apart.
>arthur_leclerc 6 feet apart.
>charles_leclerc 6 feet apart.
username poor y/n😭😭
username THE SIX FEET APART IS KILLING ME
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charles leclerc i’m a better driver.
>yn.leclerc u drive like a grandpa
>charles_leclerc i like to call it driving safely
>yn.leclerc tell urself that when you get old and have horrible back pain😃
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who’s the better looking sibling, right answers only aka me😁
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alexandrasaintmleux y/n😁🩷
>landonorris heavily agree
>carla.brocker same!!
>arthur_leclerc wtf😃😃
>charles_leclerc i can’t say im not hurting rn
username HAHAHAHA ALEX AND CARLA😭
lorenzotl it’s actually me losers
landonorris definitely y/n ❤️
>yn.leclerc thank u baby😘
>arthur_leclerc i didn’t ask
>landonorris yes you did😁
username 💀💀💀
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you are my favourite view:)<3
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username she’s so pretty i can’t 😭
username he is taking 6 feet seriously
lorenzotl seems to be an appropriate distance
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yn.leclerc i love u so so so so much lan🩷
>landonorris i love you more<3
>charles_leclerc 🔍🔍🔍
username the leclerc boys are always posted up in lando’s comments 💀💀
maxfewtrell fighting for your life mate as usual
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screw 6 feet apart, let me live in ur sweater all the time😁❤️ (comments off for my crazy brothers🤫)
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annual family vacation + lando but he doesn’t get his own photo 😒
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username THE CAPTION
username i love that lando is there too
yn.leclerc count ur days charlie
>charles_leclerc you’re lucky he’s even on this trip
>leclerc_pascale charles soyez gentil avec ta sœur
>yn.leclerc oui charles, écouter maman!
username pascale is taking no shit
landonorris i’ll get my own photo one day you wait
>yn.leclerc yes you will😘
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charles_leclerc I DO NOT
arthur_leclerc delete the first one.
>yn.leclerc NEVER 😈
landonorris wow i look smoking
>yn.leclerc yeah you do baby😏
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when she looks like that, 6 feet doesn’t apply 🤫
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ssprayberrythings · 4 months
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two worlds collide | LN4
lando norris x actress!reader / smau fic 
fc: madelyn cline 
warnings: none, i just enjoy overindulging with fluff 
i got so carried away with this but honestly i’m proud of it so i hope you enjoy. also obx is one of my favourite shows which is why i decided on mads as my f/c so i could incorporate two of my passions !! 
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ynismylife: OMG MOM 
iloveynyl: SHES STUNNING 
ynsluvrr: IM DROOLING SHES SO PRETTY 
iloveyn: I WANT TO MARRY HER 
fanofyn: HOW IS SHE SINGLE 
╰ ynismylife: BEATS ME, I WOULD DATE HER IN A HEARTBEAT 
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caption: made it back home in enough time for the race 🏎️
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📍charleston, north carolina 
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the girls are back 
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obx4life: AH THEYRE BOTH SO PRETTY 
ynfan: Y/N ONE CHANCE PLEASE 
user5: drooling..
user7: cant tell if i want to be them or be with them 
yourusername: i was missing you big time 🫂
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y/n seen out with madison bailey the other night. happy to see the two outer banks co stars hangout even during their time off 
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╰ yourbestfriend: AH YOUR FANS ARE GONNA GO CRAZY WHEN THEY SEE US THIS WEEKEND 
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📍las vegas, nevada  
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thanks y/n for being famous and taking me with you to cool events 🎰
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ynfan: AHHHH THEYRE IN LAS VEGAS 
user2: wish my best friend was famous, must be nice 
ynislife: wait does anyone know if the grand prix for f1 is happening this weekend too? cause y/n is an f1 fan and thAT WOULD BE SO COOL IF SHE WENT 
╰ f1fan: yes the vegas grand prix is this weekend !! 
╰ ynislife: omg OMG omg OMG 
yourusername: you’re welcome, no one else i’d rather have by my side 😘
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user7: y/n travels a lot and still manages to look like that? what is her skincare routine 😩
╰ user1: I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING 
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╰ f1: cant wait to see you in the paddock !! 
╰ yourbestfriend: super excited !! 
╰ redbullracing: thanks for joining us as a guest of red bull :) 
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what a great weekend in las vegas full of so much excitement with both of our drivers making podium, getting to see lots of stars come out & once again securing another win under our belt towards that final championship. keep up the good work everyone 🏆
#RedBullRacing #LasVegasGP
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ynfan: omg omg omg omg she met max ????
f1fan: Y/N WITH MAX WAS A CROSSOVER I NEVER REALIZED I NEEDED 
f1updates: people in paddock this weekend said Y/N was so happy to be there and was so grateful for the opportunity 
yourusername: thank you again for having me. its a weekend i’ll never forget ! 
╰ redbullracing: thanks for accepting our invitation, hope to see you around the paddock more often ! 
ynismylove: is no one talking about lando being in red bull’s likes ?? is that normal ?? 
╰ verstappenmaxfan: im not too sure now that i think about it 
Max was quietly scrolling on his phone after the Las Vegas grand prix, enjoying some down time before the final race of the season . He was just absently looking on tiktok when he received a phone call from none other than Lando. 
“Lando, mate how are you doing after the Las Vegas grand prix?” Max asked, knowing Lando had been taken to medic after his nasty crash at the recent grand prix 
“I’m good, still a bit sore but I’ve gotten the clear to race in the upcoming race so I’m looking forward to that” Lando explained “Thats not why I’m calling though” he continued 
“Oh. What’s up then?” Max asked slightly confused 
“Y/N Y/L/N was at the Las Vegas grand prix and you met her? How was she? She got invited by Red Bull, how did that work? Is she as pretty in person as she is on social media?” Lando rambled on 
“Lando take a breath” Max chuckled “But yes she was there, invited by Red Bull. I think they just reached out to her and asked if she wanted to come. How is she? Dude I don’t know, she’s nice, kept thanking everyone for the invitation, she told us she’s a massive F1 fan which was cool” Max answered the boys questions 
“And as for her looks, I have a girlfriend however yes she looks the same in person as she does in the media” He rolled his eyes even if Lando couldn’t see him. “Why are you so curious?” He asked his friend trying to understand where all this was coming from 
“She’s been one of my biggest celebrity crushes and I was so looking forward to hopefully getting to meet her when I found out she’d be there but then I crashed” He chuckled slightly at how much he sounded like a little kid “Then I saw you met her and just wanted to see what she was like” He explained to Max 
Max let out a laugh before answering the younger driver “Well Mate, you should have McLaren invite her to the final race of the season, this way you’ll get to meet her” Max suggested “Im sure she’ll accept, I believe she said filming for her show hasn’t started yet so she’s available” He explained to Lando 
“Ohhh maybe I’ll mention it to the admin team” Lando said more as a thought than a concrete response “Anyways I have to go, Oscar and I are filming a PR video. Thanks Max, see you in a couple days” Lando said before hanging up before Max could say anything else 
Max just laughed “Bye to you to” he said out loud before going back to scrolling on his phone. 
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╰ yourusername: they said i could bring a +1, you can still come 🥺
╰ yourbestfriend: i have back to back shoots or else i would 🥺
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╰ yourbestfriend: omg you made it! cant wait to hear all about it! 
╰ mclaren: so happy to have you join us for the last race of the season! 
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thanks mclaren for inviting me this weekend especially for the last race of the season. i had such a pleasure getting to meet everyone. cant wait for the 2024 season🧡
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ynfan: OMGGGG SHE WENT TO ANOTHER RACE AND THIS TIME SHE WAS INVITED BY MCLAREN 
f1fan: I’M NOT DOING WELL 
mclarenlove: SHE LOOKS SO GOOD IN ORANGE WOOOO
mclaren: the pleasure was all ours, hopefully we get to see you in our garage more often, orange seems to be your colour 😉
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landonorris: it was so nice getting to meet you, we should hangout again
╰ user4: wait is this lando flirting? 
╰ user14: LANDO NORRIZ MAY ACTUALLY HAVE RIZ 
╰ yourusername: it was nice getting to meet you too & i’d love to hangout sometime 
╰ ynfanforlife: omMGGGGG WAIT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT LANDO DID IN ORDER TO WIN OUR GIRL OVER 
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my life recently on film 🎞️ 
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ynfan: OMG OBX X F1 CROSSOVER 
ynxf1lovers: OMG MY FAVES 
yourbestfriend: crazy time in sin city 🎰🍹🪩
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chasestokes: living ur best life miss y/n 
╰ yourusername: you know it 😎
f1wagupdates: i know she’s not an official wag but can we make an exception cause i need to see y/n at more races 
╰ user4: AGREED ^ 
╰ ynloverr: A MOOD !!! 
oscarpiastri: youre such a vibe 
╰ yourusername: thank you thank you, i try 
╰ landonorris: send me the film pics, i need them for the .jpg account 
╰ yourusername: you got it ! 
landonorris: i feel so honoured to be featured on here 
╰ yourusername: you should, only the people i really like get posted 
╰ landonorris: is that you admitting you like me? ive been swooned 
╰ yourusername: 🙄
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user4: WOOO EVERYONE WAKE UP LANDO POSTED ON THE .JPG ACCOUNT 
landoobsessed: OMGGGG THESE PHOTOS ARE STUNNING 
ynfanforlife: OMG Y/N IS STUNNING AS ALWAYS 
oscarpiastri: its giving soft launch 
╰ landonorris: no its not 
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yourbestfriend: UHM Y/N CARE TO EXPLAIN @yourusername 
╰ yourusername: nope..im good 
user4: SO ARE WE ALL FREAKING OUT OR IS IT JUST ME 
╰ user5: I AM TOO 
╰ y/nfan: ME THREE 
╰ user15: ME X4 
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╰ yourbestfriend: HELLO???? THIS IS SO RELATIONSHIPY, I NEED DETAILS 
╰ yourusername: ITS NOT A RELATIONSHIP….I MEAN NOT YET 
╰ yourbestfriend: OMGGGGG 
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╰ oscarpiastri: is it a soft launch if you’ve already posted her on the .jpg account 🤔
╰ landonorris: get out 
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certified lover girl 
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yourbestfriend: my best friend is a stunner
╰ yourusername: says you 
obx: consider us certified y/n lovers 
╰ yourusername: i love you guys 
ynfan: SHES GLOWING FOR REAL 
landoandynaremyparents: PLEASE JUST TELL ME YOU AND LANDO ARE DATING SO I CAN REST IN PEACE 
landonorris: no comment, im speechless 
╰ yourusername: youre not slick 
oscarpiastri: Y/N LANDOS REACTION TO THIS WAS PRICELESS, YOU CAUGHT HIM SO OFF GUARD 
╰ yourusername: hehe thanks for the live update 🤭
╰ landonorris: OSCAR GET OUT…again 
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kissed by the sun☀️💋
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yourbestfriend: i’ve never seen you so happy, the “sun” looks good on you 😉
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ynisthebest: C’MON ARE THEY SERIOUSLY NOT GONNA CONFIRM THIS, ITS SO OBVIOUS THEYRE DATING 
f1fan: I JUST WANT WHAT THEY HAVE 
╰ ynfan: YOU AND ME BOTH 
landonorris: wait when did you take that photo ?
╰ yourusername: when you had a zoom call with the team & you thought i was napping 🤭
╰ landonorris: youre sneaky, i love it 
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obxloverr: goals, actual goals 
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╰ oscarpiastri: when are you gonna start calling her your girlfriend publicly 
╰ landonorris: when we’re both ready, its fun doing this and seeing how people react, yourself included 
╰ oscarpiastri: 🙄🙄
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ask and you shall receive; yes we’re dating 🧡
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landonorris: now i can publicly comment on how much i adore you 
╰ yourusername: youre such a simp, i love it, never stop 
╰ landonorris: don’t plan on it 
╰ oscarpiastri: not looking forward to third wheeling once the season starts up again 
╰ landonorris: HAHAHA that sounds like a you problem 
╰ yourusername: OSC IGNORE HIM, WE LOVE YOU 
╰ landonorris: BABEEEEE
yourbestfriend: can he fight ? cause if he hurts you, i go full bestie protective mode 
╰ yourusername: HAHAHAH i appreiciate you, more than you know 
╰ landonorris: i don’t plan on hurting her, you have my word 🫡
╰ yourbestfriend: good answer 
ynfan: THEY REALLY ARE THE CUTEST 
f1wagupdates: NEW WAG, I REPEAT NEW WAG ADDED TO THE LIST!!! 
user4: CANT WAIT FOR THE Y/N PADDOCK CONTENT ONCE RACES START 
user15: I’M SO HAPPY FOR THEM 
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found my other half 🫂
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yourusername: never met anyone more into film and photography, other than myself..😍
╰ landonorris: thats why we work 😏
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f1fan: living for this 
ynfan: STOPPPP 
maxverstappen1: siri play mastermind by taylor swift
╰ landonorris: STOP GET OUT 
╰ yourusername: wait WHAT DOES HE MEAN? TELL ME 
╰ landonorris: no
╰ yourusername: pleaseeeeeeee
╰ landonorris: respectfully, no 
╰ yourusername: 😠
You looked up from your phone, eyeing Lando across the room also on his phone “what is Max talking about?” You asked him this time in person 
“Nothing” he said not looking up from his phone
You got up, going to sit next to him “Babe, c’mon I’m sure it is nothing, I just want to know” you explained, you were just curious 
Lando looked up from his phone meeting your eyes “Okay fine” he said as he locked his phone and turned his body to be facing you “Its really not a big deal but before you and I met, even before you got invited by Mclaren, I reached out to Max cause I had seen at the Las Vegas grand prix you met eachother” he started
“And I was kind of upset, maybe even a little jealous that I crashed out and didn’t get the chance to meet you, so I called Max and asked what you were like” He chuckled to himself, it sounded funnier saying this out loud 
“Okay but why were you upset you didn’t get to meet me?” You asked, not fully understanding what he was getting at
“You were one of my biggest celebrity crushes” He told you a small blush appearing on his face “Which is why when I didn’t get to meet you after Vegas, I may have mentioned to someone on the admin team to reach out and invite you to the last race of the season” He finished 
“Wait so you already had a crush on me before we even met? Lando thats so cute” You smiled at him “I get why Max commented that now, you really were the mastermind, I’m impressed” You smirked 
“Really? You don’t think its weird or anything?” He asked for reassurance 
“Not at all” You told him, moving closer to him on the couch “If you hadn’t have done what you did, who knows if we’d be here right now” You explained smiling at him, Lando returning the same smile 
“I cant imagine not having you in my life” He exclaimed, playing with the rings you had on your fingers “The feelings mutual” You told him leaning in and giving him a quick kiss on the lips before pulling back and cuddling into his side enjoying this moment. 
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landonorris: i don’t plan on it, youre stuck with me 🥹
╰ yourusername: sounds good to me 
maxverstappen1: happy everything worked out for you two 
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ynfan: mom and dad 
f1fan: endgame 
ynislife: our girl found her happily ever after 
obx: y/n we couldn’t be happier for you and feel free to bring him around once filming starts, maybe we can sneak him in as a cameo 😉
╰ yourusername: OMG DONT TELL HIM THAT 
╰ landonorris: WAIT FOR REAL 
╰ yourusername: no they’re joking..
╰ obx: maybe we are, maybe we aren’t, who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️
╰ obxfan4life: the obx admin knows what the fans want 
f1fanxobx: THE F1 X OBX: CROSSOVER OF THE CENTURY 
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that was so fun to write, i hope you enjoyed it !!
feel free to comment thoughts and/or make requests !! 🫶
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maze-of-my-design · 3 months
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Y'know what fuck you. Hispanic Junpei propaganda on P3R day
His parents moved to Japan when he was young. His father is Latino while his mother is Japanese, and takes on her surname rather than his dad's due to him feeling ashamed about him (see: his social link)
I think I saw somewhere that he played guitar but I. Can't find anything on it so HC that he can play guitar pretty well and he plays songs in Spanish mostly. (I am so sad this isn't canon btw EDIT: HE DOES!!!!! ITS CANON and he deserve[s] to serenade Chidori*)
He listens to songs in Spanish, as well as English and (obviously) Japanese. I feel like he'd like reggaetón in the early stages of his character arc IM SORRY... He'd listen to other stuff once he grows out of that tho (around the time he stops making "Ladies Man" his Whole entire personality sry mi rey you were so annoying). He'd listen to Cuarteto de Nos or Miranda probably, maybe some old Spanish rock too like Soda Stereo or just random one-off popular songs. Even if he doesn't like his dad, his music taste is Fire
[* building off of the two HCs, he sings Spanish songs to Chidori at some point! He sings whatever song he thinks off and it unfortunately ends up being all the silly ones. Ataque de las chicas cocodrilo (hombres g) for example. Look it up it's so dumb <3 love it]
He can understand Spanish pretty well! He grew up speaking both languages, and know a tiny bit of English from watching American movies and music. He struggles a little writing Spanish tho since Japanese kanji and the Latin alphabet are Very Different and confuses the two at times. Ta bien rey tqm
He doesn't have a particular preference for a particular culture, and doesn't really care. He can eat a good pollo chuco and go to get a beef bowl at the mall no problem.
He doesn't talk about his heritage much though, since the topic never comes up in conversation and he doesn't think it's too relevant. Probably drops it in a dad way – random story in the middle of a conversation that shocks everyone in SEES and they're all like YOU HUH???? – and proceeds to tell more stories since he realises that "wait being mixed is COOL actually!?" Yes it is.
Also, stealing this from @mimikiwi77's post, he calls Yukari "Yuka-tan" BC of the Yucatan Peninsula that's all gn America have fun with your persona 3 reloads and your akeshuakes
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Art from the most recent ask in its own post. Shafan has a run in with a clown.
story under the cut
HH: =oh i've had run ins with m=ore'n a few cl=owns, n=one of em pleasant.
HH: best =one was a sweep =or s=o back. i was cruisin this lil shindig a friend =of a friend was thr=owin
HH: m=ost everyb=ody there was a rusty, but tha thing ab=out thr=owin a g=o=od party is
HH: cl=owns will just sh=ow up
HH: they just manifest there =or s=omethin s=o=on as things really kick off
HH: like the way bleatbeasts just show up at metal c=oncerts
HH: anyway everyb=ody kn=ows y=ou thr=ow a big en=ough party yer runnin tha risk a cl=owns deciding ta crash it
HH: but generally speakin cl=owns aint subtle and when they sh=ow up ya kn=ow what's happenin
HH: s=o i'm at this party and havin a real g=o=od time
HH: maybe a lil drunker than I =ought ta be
HH: when i sp=ot this Big B=oy lurkin in a c=orner b=o=oth
HH: and yall kn=ow i like em big
HH: s=o i slide in and intr=oduce myself
HH: i feel it's imp=ortant ta menti=on here that the lightin in this place was n=ot s=o g=o=od
HH: and als=o my eyesight leaves a lil s=omethin ta be desired
HH: by which i mean im blind as tha pr=overbial flyin squeakbeast
HH: s=o between that and bein pretty sl=oshed i d=ont n=otice anythin suspici=ous ab=out this gentleman
HH: i start talkin ta tha fella, and he's a bit quiet, aint sayin much
HH: but that's fine i can run my m=outh en=ough fer tha b=oth a us, and i d=o
HH: lil while later, i get ta askin him if he w=ouldn't like ta walk me h=ome, if ya gather my meanin
HH: he says that s=ounds like fun, and we slip =out tha back a tha j=oint
HH: i'm hangin =off his arm, havin tr=ouble walkin straight, when I l=o=ok up an get my first g=o=od gander at tha guy under a streetlight
HH: and i see greasepaint, and a big =ole grin
HH: that'll s=ober a fella up p=owerful fast let me tell ya
HH: n=ow i mighta just g=one al=ong with tha guy and b=olted at tha first good excuse
HH: but apparently i was t=o=o drunk ta manage my facial expressi=ons, cus he sees h=ow i'm l=o=okin at him and his smile if anythin just gets wider.
HH: finally n=oticed, did ya? he says. that mean i cain't walk ya h=ome n=o m=ore? =oh well, tha =other way w=oulda been m=ore fun, but we can still have a g=o=od time.
HH: and he drags me =off int=o an alley and pulls o=ut a club, ready ta splatter me acr=oss tha pavement like a p=opped water bal=o=on
HH: but i tend ta babble when i'm scared, and all =of a sudden i say
HH: hell nah, y'all can't kill me like this, it ain't even funny!
HH: where's tha w=ordplay? tha creativity?
HH: yer just g=onna smash me with a club in an alleyway?
HH: where's tha fuckin craftsmanship? where's tha art?
HH: and that actually makes him st=op fer a minute
HH: and he just l=o=oks at me fer a bit, an then he says
HH: kn=ow what, yer right. Culls =ought ta be gl=ori=ous in tha sight a tha messiahs =or s=ome shit
HH: and i say hey ya kn=ow what w=ould be funny
HH: im a real fast runner, faster than hell
HH: and there's a train what comes thr=ough here right at sunrise
HH: let's say y=ou challenge me t=o a race with tha train
HH: and if I beat it, y=ou let me g=o
HH: he starts sayin nah i aint just lettin y=ou run =off i aint that dumb
HH: and i say =of c=ourse, that's the funniest part
HH: bef=ore the train c=omes, ya tie my feet t=o tha tracks!
HH: he says h=ot damn yer right that is fuckin funny
HH: gets right giggly imaginin me tryin ta run and gettin flattened like an old penny
HH: so we head =on =over t=o tha train tracks
HH: and i say wait h=old =on, we need s=ome supplies first
HH: supplies, he says?
HH: i say yeah well, we need r=ope =obvi=ously, and an umbrella
HH: he says, an umbrella?
HH: i say =o c=ourse an umbrella, i t=old ya tha train c=omes right at sunrise. ya d=ont want ta be standin there burnin in tha sun iffin tha train is late, d=o ya?
HH: and he says yer right yer right i d=ont care fer sunburns
HH: s=o he gets s=ome r=ope and a big black umbrella and we get =on tha tracks and he start's tyin my feet t=o tha tracks, but he's kinda strugglin because he's h=oldin tha umbrella at tha same time
HH: and i say hang o=n, ya can't tie it like that, it's g=onna slip right o=ff. here, let me sh=ow ya, i learned s=ome sailin kn=ots fr=om a c=obalt that never c=ome l=o=ose
HH: So i start sh=owin him h=ow ta d=o it, but he ain't gettin it, s=o i say here, i'll tie my =own feet, and y=ou watch and practice =on your =own feet.
HH: s=o he starts tyin his =own feet ta tha tracks, but he's still fumblin =on acc=ount =of h=oldin tha umbrella, s=o i say, ya need b=oth hands, here let me h=old that f=or ya
HH: and he says thanks and hands me the umbrella and g=oes back ta tyin his feet ta tha tracks.
HH: n=ow =of c=ourse ab=out that time tha sun starts ta c=ome up, and right =on time the train whistle s=ounds in tha distance
HH: and tha cl=own l=o=oks up
HH: by which p=oint i'm already ab=out half a bl=ock away, runnin like hell itself is =on my heels
HH: but i was still cl=ose en=ough ta hear that m=otherfucker laughin, laughin like ta bust a gut, right up till tha n=oise a tha train dr=owned him =out
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sunb0rn · 2 months
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02 Mar 2024
late post.
dadaanin ko muna sa small wins ang araw na ito kahit na trigger nanaman yung insides ko (*insides kasi kalma ko pa din outside kahit gusto kong umiyak o sumagot o manumbat)
naayos ko na SSS online portal ko na ilang beses ako nag move ng punta!!
ang saya din kasi nakita ko update ng contri ko from 2012. huhue. laki na!!
kumain sa KFC bcoz mashed potatoo 🥹
naalala ko yung way back 2022 na sa sobrang badtrip ko sa BIR shits, imbis na kakain sa KFC after mag asikaso eh umuwi nalang ako. like, gutom na talaga ako non at nag ccrave sa mashed pot pero it felt like di ko deserve kumain kasi ang careless ko kaya lumaki penalties ko sa BIR.
if Im not mistaken, eto unang KFC ko mula non (pero mej napapa isip din ako HHAAHA) bilang si Kar ang nakaka sama ko if mag fastfood at one year na niyang ayaw mag KFC dahil nagka diarrhea sya dahil umano sa gravy or maybe ice??
binilhan ko si dady ng Whopper sa BK
while waiting for my order naisip ko, "kapapasalubong ko lang pala sa kanila last week ng bahn mi" (ayaw nila, lalo ni mamy na nag uuwi ako lagi ng pasalubong) jinustify ko nalang sa sarili ko na naisip ko lang naman na bilhan sya ksi yung malapit na mall sa amin ay walang BK. eh fave ni dady at feeling ko may taon na last nyang kain don.
hindi ko binilhan si mamy ksi ayaw nya yan azza health conscious, tinapay from Kumori or Eng Bee Tin sana pero nag chat sya na wag na ksi kakabili lang nya from Eng Bee Tin. galing din sya kasi sa mall non sinamahan magpacheck up si ate Zen kay Henzo
thrifted a top for next weekend's fit
ilang weeks na ako conflicted sa isusuot ko sa gala namin nina @ipickedoutyourstar at @realithei .tas nung decided na ako last week, wala naman ako magamit na pantaas.
unang option ko was a shirt from Penshoppe, sale naman (php400??) un sa SM B pero di ko muna binili.
today, i checked out din blouses sa isang concept store sa Southmall. may nagustuhan ako (almost php400) pero maiiba sa vibe na gusto ko sana so di ko pa din kinuha.
from mall, pumunta ako derma tas paglabas ng BF sinubukan ko mag tingin sa ukay and found this top na mej iba din sa vibe, pero pwede na kasi ang cute nya and 150 pesos lang.
hope you are having a great weekend guys.
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rion-isnot-an-ai · 6 months
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Hello! You can call me Rion!
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⇨ - Welcome to my blog! - ⇦
⇨I am a minor but I won’t specify my age⇦
⇨I do art a lot and sometimes (rarely) I will write⇦
My birthday is in August!
You can find my Marvel side blog here: @rions-marvel-corner
Sorry if I don't interact as much as other people here, I'll try :3
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My interests!
Demon Slayer
Toilet bound Hanako kun
Fullmetal alchemist (brotherhood)
Bungo stray dogs
Promised Neverland
Shadow of the fox
Six of crows
Supernatural
Into & Across the Spider-verse
Marvel/MCU
Jujutsu Kaisen
SpyxFamily
Lord of the rings
Im the grim reaper
Marrionetta
Schoolbus graveyard
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OC masterlist
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Emoji tags: (credit to Kimetsu-Chan for the idea)
☀️for basic posts
✨for art/drawing
🔥for music
💫for asks
🌙for writing
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My beautiful mutuals & friends:
@aceofstars0 (A very sweet person and my first mutual:D)
@craftyc109 (my tumblr stalker ;)))) )
@silliestsakura (She has the cutest art style 🥺)
@expysudema-photography (My big brother! :D )
@1derica (I don’t know you to well but your art is so pretty)
@kimetsu-chan (A sweet amazing angel 💜❤️)
@kamiramen (they have such a cute and colorful art style!)
@kiyokatokito (your oc is so pretty 🥹💜)
@ghostlyblossoms (a very sweet and kind person ✨)
@shycroissanti (Very kind and her art style is so amazing ✨💜)
@muichiroslovermwah (very friendly and nice)
@kuro-kuro-kuro (we haven’t interacted much but I’d love to get to know you ❤️)
@muitsuri (A pretty and lovely artist ✨)
@ta-ni-ya (You’re very sweet and patient. I love your art ✨)
@boo-simplified (You’re art style is so cute and fabulous 🥺💜)
@sweetstarryeyedgirl (Very kind and lively! Your oc is so pretty)
@saffron0v0 (Your art style is so small and cute ^^ I love it)
@rb-kny-fan-709 (your Kny art is amazing :D thank you for rebloging my art)
@pinkwisteria (I don’t know you too well either but I hope to get to know you soon!)
@axolotl321 (You’re very sweet and I love your art)
@iknowabitch-wheniseeone(So kind and fun to talk to! ✨❤️)
@night-mince0 (I love how interactive you are with your mutuals 💜)
@tokito-dulya20 (You’re really sweet and I love your Kny oc ❤️✨)
@reilovescheese (you’re art is beautiful! ❤️✨)
@dreamcorechild (karaku loves you‼️💜)
@squidifier (I love your art sm it’s so cute! >< ❤️)
@cloudymistedskies (Your oc is so pretty! I hope we get to know each other more this year:D)
@bottlecapsandotherthings (you seem really nice and cool! Thank you for liking my art)
@thewinterpillarhashira (You’re art style is beautiful! I can’t wait to talk to you more! ❤️)
@ame-delights (Can’t wait to get to know you more! You seem very nice! ^^)
@tragedythetragedy (You’re oc is so pretty! Can’t wait to interact more! 💜)
@ayunakatsukiwolfhashira (an amazing writer! ✨❤️)
@waterfistace (love the icon posts! ✨✨)
@misty-sees-you (You have a super cute art style! >w< )
@miocommitedarson (I love you adorable drawings!)
@beetlehammer (You're oc is really cool!)
@nothingtoseehere1-2-3 (Can't wait to talk and interact more!)
@cherrybomb-xoy (Your art is so pretty!)
⇨Thank you for visiting my blog!⇦
Dividers by @/cafekitsune
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gloomyluvr · 9 months
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OPEN ARMS
in which y/n surprises miles with her latest project
fem!cosplayer!reader x 1610!miles morales
fluff
warnings!: veryyy inaccurate depiction of cosplayer!reader. reader doesn’t know miles is spiderman 😭 horrible ending sorryyy
based off this ask
a/n: hiiii. i’ve been meaning to put this out but never got to it sorry. umm sorry for not being active lately 😣 i have no excuses i just haven’t been active 💀 so sorry this took so long and to the person who requested it im so so sorry if its booty! but dw guys imma start being active again 😈
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“are you almost done?” miles groaned. he was always impatient, but it was worse when it came you. about an hour ago, you had texted miles to come to your place to show him your latest cosplay. 
miles knew of your interest, and he had always supported you. he complimented every one of your cosplays and always helped you take photos to post later. this time, he didn’t even know that you were working on a new cosplay! he felt a little betrayed since he loved going out with you looking for any supplies that you’d need for the costumes or wigs. 
“give me a minute! this spandex is a bit difficult to put on!” you yelled from your room. 
“spandex?” miles whispered to himself. now he was only more curious. and you were still taking your sweet ass time. in your room, you looked around on the floor looking for the red jordans spiderman sported (which thankfully, you had a pair of!)
“where the hell are they?” you grumbled to yourself. you sighed when you remembered you’d left them next to the couch where miles was sitting. 
“miles!” you yelled.
“yeah baby?” 
“can you get the shoes you bought me and bring them over here!” 
“uhh sure! where are they?”
“they should be right next to where you’re sitting!” miles looked around until he found the red shoes. he picked them up and left them by the door of your room.
“okay i left them by your door!”  
“thanks, love!” you waited until you heard the couch squeak, confirming that miles was no longer near your door. quickly (but not so swiftly) you got the shoes, hitting your hand against the door as you tried to pull the shoes towards you. you slammed the door shut, cursing yourself as you finally put on the last piece of your costume.
“close your eyes!!!” you yelled to your lover.
miles was giddy. he couldn’t wait to see what you had put together this time. he hadn’t seen you yet, but he already knew you looked great! with his tightly shut eyes, miles heard the door open followed by the sound of your footsteps that stopped in front of him. 
“open!”
miles looked up at you and very quickly noticed the familiar colors and design. it was his suit! 
“ta da!!!” you announced, posing with your hands out like spiderman does when he shoots his weird web thing. 
miles smiled widely, he couldn’t believe his eyes. not only did the suit look amazing on you and hug your curves in all the right places but it was incredibly accurate!
“baby, you look so good! the suit looks great!” miles held your hand and stood up, “do a lil’ spin for me. how did you get it to look like the real thing?” you did as he asked and giggled at his compliments. 
“his suit is so simple! also, you won’t believe how many photos there are of spiderman! it was just a little hard getting his logo right! it looks like it was spray painted on. i don't know though.” you rambled, and miles listened as he admired you. 
“what’s with the shoes? spiderman doesn’t wear shoes.” miles tried correcting you.
“yes he does! well, he used to! when he first started. they’re the exact same ones too!”
“you remember that? eww, you stalkerrr!” miles joked. 
you playfully rolled your eyes, “whateverrrr. you’re just jealous ‘cause i prefer spiderman over you.”
“you’re fake!” miles pouted and crossed his arms.
“noooo! i’m kidding! i love youuu!” you tried kissing miles but he turned his head away.
“go kiss your spider bae or whatever! he probably lays eggs or some shit.” miles slandered his alter ego. he uncrossed his arms, and dramatically (but gently) pushed you away.
“you’re my only bae, i swear!” you pleaded, attacking him with another hug. you wrapped your arms around him tightly. miles smiled and uncrossed his arms and reciprocated the hug. his hands traveled down to their resting place on your waist. you looked up at him only to find him already looking at you. his gentle brown eyes scanned over your face, admiring every small feature. you smiled before quickly looking away.
“don’t get shy on me now,” he said softly. you buried your face in his chest, embarrassed.
“then stop looking at me like that.” you murmured, even more embarrassed by how you still get so nervous around him. 
“i’m sorry, i can’t help it. not when my novia’s so pretty.” 
“oh my god, you’re so corny!” 
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yuri-is-online · 10 months
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Cat Got Your Tongue? (MMO AU: Leona Kingscholar x Reader)
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Master Post for AU: (x) please read for overview and links to other parts.
a/n: Sure Leona says he doesn't like video games but this is my blog and I choose the au. I ended up having to re-write this because the original premise wasn't working but this fits Leona's vibe a bit better. Side note, but I am thinking I'll probably write a sort of part 2 for each of these once I am finished with each of the main "routes" since there was some stuff I wanted to include in this fic but cut because it didn't flow.
notes: They/Them pronouns used for Yuu, loosely inspired by Love is Hard for Otaku and crappy otome games, Leona is a junior and Yuu is a freshman in American college years, some mild Ruggie slander? (he's hustlin and bustlin) Not a lot of gaming in this one sorry.
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Sometimes Leona really hates having a functioning brain.  Maybe if he had been born comatose his family would have taken time to understand him.  Hell maybe he would have understood them.  And maybe, maybe if he’d been a bit more stupid, a bit more happy, a bit more inspiring and a bit less morose, someone would have looked his way.
Someone.  His bright green eyes settle on a desk strategically chosen in the furthest shadows of the classroom where someone sits.  They’re tired, fighting against the eight am death sentence of a class to stay awake and take notes.  Nose always at the grindstone with so little in the way of reward, just like always.  Sometimes he wonders if they’ve ever noticed his gaze, it’s been on them for a long time creating a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach he’d gladly brush off as disgust to Ruggie when pushed.  Not that Ruggie ever pushed hard over something he wasn’t getting paid for and he had enough sense not to laugh at Leona to his face.  They both knew it was worry.  It was written all over his face and twitching through his tail, they look up to meet his heavy gaze and twitch.  A smile works its way to his face involuntarily as he closes his eyes.  
He is getting tired of waiting.
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[FC] <Tempura Kun> I STG IM GONNA KERMIT A FELONY
[FC] <Granny Smith> fr?
[FC] <Granny Smith> where we pullin up?
[FC] <Tempura Kun> whatever hole my Algebra TA crawled out of this morning
[FC] <Granny Smith> we pullin out (´×ω×`)
[FC] <Tempura Kun> (πーπ)
[FC] <Tempura Kun> real brave
[FC] <Tempura Kun> ur such a big man 
[FC] <Granny Smith> HEY
[FC] <Granny Smith> I thirst for the glory of combat not suicide 
[FC] <Gloomy Samurai> whisper or get in a linkshell if you’re just going to bitch and braid each other’s hair
You smother your screams with a pillow as your discord lights up with a call from Epel, which you answer quickly enough it barely gets a chance to ring.
“Just not yer day, huh?”  Epel sighs sympathetically, but you know he’s making that stupid smug face of his.  “Whatcha do this time?”  
“I accidentally gave Dr. Crewel some paperwork dad had me working on and when I tried to explain that to Leona, he laughed at me before I got it all out.”  Epel whistles.
“Did you get the papers back?”
“Yeah.”  You glare at your monitor as you settle into your desk chair.  “Would have been nice to keep my dignity though.”  Epel has enough sense to not to tease you more, just inviting you to a party and shooting a message to the guild to see if anyone is up for running a few dungeons while you stew in your frustrations, squishing your pillow and try to avoid reflecting on your day.  Realistically speaking it wasn’t that bad.  You’ve been pretty lucky in life compared to some people, as your adoptive father is so keen to remind you, he is very generous.  He’s paying for you to go to a good school (that he works for so he’s actually just paying for books), he let you keep Grim when pretty much every other foster family you were placed with tried to get rid of him, and you have a pretty solid group of friends left over from highschool.  But still, you like to think you have a right to complain about things, what sort of father makes his kid go through zoning laws under the guise  of “father child bonding time”?  And what sort of teacher’s assistant says that’s not his problem and snarks about taking off points of your actual homework?
Leona Kingscholar apparently, it’s his idea of a joke.  By the day after tomorrow he’ll be back to his lazy self, slapping a half assed grade on your homework with a bunch of snarky commentary that’s surprisingly helpful when you go to amend your notes.  Assuming he doesn’t hijack your table in the library to take a nap first.  He’s a pain in your ass, and the worst part is you really don’t know why.  Leona’s a junior, you think anyway, and outside of his job as a teacher’s assistant you don’t have any shared classes.  Epel plays on the Spelldrive team, talks him up pretty much every chance he gets, so you guess he’s pretty good at that if nothing else.  Maybe he’s mad at you on Epel’s behalf?  He invites you to their games sometimes, but you never go because you’re too afraid of the crowds.  The thought makes you huff in frustration as Rex and Snake join your party and begin bickering about what to que for; that’s between you and Epel, what’s his captain got to say about any of that?  What does he want to do, show off?
[FC] <Snake Whisper> Tempura you still good to heal?  Gran said you were stressed.
[FC] <Tempura Kun> I’ll stress more if I make you heal lol
[FC] <Tempura Kun> Thanks for asking <3
[FC] <Snake Whisper> σ(^○^)
[FC] <Snake Whisper> You’re good
You stretch and do your best to pop your neck.
Vivat Rex >> You shouldn’t stress about making him heal if you’re tired.  It’s ok to take a break.
Tempura Kun >> lol I like heals I’ll be good promise
Tempura Kun >> ty for worrying tho &lt;3 <3
Vivat Rex >> <3 ofc can’t have our only competent heals falling over dead
Tempura Kun >> HA i’m telling Nautilus u said that
Vivat Rex >> (^_~)  punk ass bitch deserves it
The instance cuts off your reply and you settle into your chair determined to enjoy the hour and a half you set aside for yourself today before you have to go back to being an overworked unpaid student.  Before you have to go back to trying to convince your friend Ruggie that you have a friend named Rex who is real and not a figment of your imagination that lives in your computer caused by dehydra- wait.  Your eye twitches settling on the date and time mocking you from the lower right of your second monitor.
“Epel.”
“Hm?”
“I need you to go wall to wall or I’m gonna be late for work.”
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“Finally.”  Ruggie gives an exaggerated stretch as he yawns.  You sigh to yourself in relief that he isn’t too upset that you’re a few minutes late, you know Ruggie’s a busy guy from the few closing shifts you’ve worked together.  He’s one of the few people you feel actually respects your situation, if the side hustles he kicks your way are anything to go by anyway.  You’d hate for him to think you’re ungrateful for his help.   “I’m practically dead on my feet here, took you long enou-”  You pause in tying your apron, unsure of why he’s staring into you so disapprovingly you almost swear he’s been replaced by Leona.  Almost.  His signature laugh is too unique.
“Stuff it.”  You scowl and his laughter gets louder and it’s a wonder his tail doesn’t knock any of the cigarettes off the back counter shelves.
“Oh you look disgusting.”  He fishes his phone out of his back pocket as he clocks out, checking it just out of your view as you try to salvage your pride and settle into your seat.
“You don’t look so hot yourself either.”
“Yeah at least I don’t look like a truck hit me and backed up to make sure it finished the job.”  He looks somewhat serious for a brief second.  “When was the last time you actually ate food?”
“Before I came here?”
“Instant noodles don't count.”  Your silence is speaking volumes you don’t have the strength to combat and Ruggie sighs.
“I know I’m one to talk, but you should really get some rest.”  His lips quirk into a grin for half a second, quick enough to have missed if you had blinked as if he remembered something amusing.  “Unless you’re angling for someone to force you.”
“Like a health professional?  You know the old crow will just look for a second opinion.”  Ruggie lightly flicks your shoulder while he continues to focus on his phone on the way out the door.
“You mean thirty-second.”  He doesn’t even look up to say goodbye.  “Well I’m out!  Try not to scare off the customers.”  If you had to regularly interact with customers you would not have taken this shift.  Epel had given you a hard time about that, something about personal safety being more important than sanity.
[FC] <Granny Smith> not what I said
[FC] <Granny Smith> u should at least have someone visit when ur alone on shift
And you did sometimes.  Ace likes to drop by after practice, and Epel hadn’t said that with the intention of not showing up himself.  Jack and Deuce probably would have visited even if you were on a daylight shift, not that Jack would ever admit to checking up on you outloud.  But it was still very much only a sometimes thing, not that they didn’t care or worry they just had lives.  Most of your time at the convenience store was spent alone scrolling through magicam on your phone, only looking up to ring up a hoard of energy drinks for whoever was just as tired as you were.  Though maybe not today, Rex had tried to convince you to just call out.  He always does, complaining about how he’d have to run things with Nautilus now, but he might have had a point today.  The chair you and Ruggie snuck behind the counter is not remotely comfortable but you swear it feels like a cloud.  You tried to focus on your magicam feed, but you couldn’t even bring yourself to care about the fan art Gloomurai posted of the First Fantasia Knight Commander.  If anything it just made you sleepier, like he was personally inviting you to take a nap on his lap or something.  Your eyes shut and your phone drops out of your hand.  When you finally wake up you swear it has only been a minute at most but the smug look of your customer suggests otherwise.
“Morning sunshine.”  Leona looks painfully out of place in this shitty college convenience store.  The dingey, twitching light barely bounces off his hair and you swear his clothes have to cost more than all the electronic equipment in the place combined, maybe even more than your computer back home.  An odd thought to have, he’s literally just wearing the same kind of athleisure wear you had been wearing almost twenty minutes ago while gaming, but you recognize the branding on that shirt from a rant Ruggie went on a month ago.  Something about wondering why anyone would pay that much money to leave the house looking stupid in cheetah print.  “Are you even listening to me?”  Leona drawls, lazy and the slightest bit disappointed, he has been talking to you since you woke up you belatedly realize and completely fail to hide the fact.  Leona sighs, tail thrashing in annoyance as he moves to join you behind the counter.  “Whatever, just move over.”  You almost fall off your chair.
“What?  No no no this is an employee only zone you cannot take a nap back here.”  You have no idea how Leona is expecting to fall asleep, even if you’ve tripped over him on the campus lawn before you’re sure the green has to be more comfortable than this questionably sourced tile.  And yet he seems happy enough, bracing his back against the concrete wall as you turn your confusion back to the counter and notice a thermos that you don’t recognize next to you.
“That’s yours.”  Your head whips back around but the fucker’s eyes are closed and he looks so incredibly unbothered your loud retort dies in your throat.  He doesn’t bother to meet your piercing gaze no matter how long you stare at him, you get more of a response from the thermos when you accidentally elbow it trying to get more comfortable at the counter.  It’s a nice thermos, one of those expensive insulated things that cost a ridiculous amount of money, in a bright yellow that nicely compliments the royal looking lion sticker stuck to it.  There are a few other stickers, the NRC logo, a Spelldrive team logo, and a reaper job icon.  The last sticker makes you smile, you’re pretty sure you linked a similar looking sticker to Rex in the guild discord a month ago, the design included a silhouette of the cowboy hat from the class armor set behind the icon just like this sticker.  Exactly like this sticker, you realize as your tired eyes settle on the artist’s signature.  The shop bell rings you to attention, a significantly less interesting customer enters the store and you try to shove your rising panic to the back of your mind and try to focus on doing your job.
Leona’s annoyed sigh goes completely unnoticed.
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“You aren’t going to tell Crowley I slept through most of my shift right?”  You have to be pushing things, Leona hates repeating himself and this is the third time you’ve asked him.  Leona had insisted on staying with you until the end of your shift, you had insisted he had better ways to spend his night but admitted, when he had explicitly asked, that no you weren’t uncomfortable with his presence just didn’t want to be an inconvenience.  That made him laugh, not unlike the little exchange you’d had this morning, but this time he had actually entertained your attempts at talking to him.  Until the time came to leave and he offered to walk you home.  Leona seeing you asleep at your shitty job was bad enough, the thought of that ramshackle house made your stomach tie up in all sorts of knots.  “I know you probably don’t see it as a big deal-”
“Because it’s not.”  He snorts.  “Really who do you think you’re trying to impress?”  You wince, Leona swings the thermos with that taunting sticker just out of view, as you huddle into yourself and he sighs stopping under a street light and turns you to face him.  “No seriously, just who are you trying to impress?  You’re always working to the point you’ve practically stopped being yourself.  It’s annoying.”  
“Well what’s it to you?”  You huff and Leona doesn’t bother to immediately answer.  Your eyes drift back to the sticker on his thermos.  
“Maybe I like playing games with you.”  His voice and face are uncharacteristically soft, but still unnervingly intense.  He doesn’t bother specifying what he means, almost like he’s daring you to ask first so he can make fun of you for thinking Rex was anyone other than him this whole time.  “Maybe I like Yuu enough that I want to spend just a little more time with them and not this weird zombie who doesn’t know the way back to their own house.”  
“Oh please-” you roll your eyes and turn back to the road only for your retort to die in your throat.  You are not, in fact, headed towards the haunted mansion.  This road, this stupid street light, is next to a diner you know the college sports teams like to go to after games.  Leona, gently, tugs you by the sleeve of your jacket towards the door.  “Hey, I can’t afford-”
“Oh don’t misunderstand we ain’t here for you, I was just feeling a bit hungry.”  The smug bastard doesn’t even pretend to hear your protests as he pushes his way into the diner and doesn’t wait to be seated.  He just drags you towards the back of the diner shooting you a truly catlike smirk over his shoulder.  “Of course if I have something left over, we can share.  Maybe if you play nice you can get your own straw.”  He spins you into the booth across from him, and despite what he literally just said shoves the plastic menu back into your hands when you try to hand it back to the clearly amused waitress.  
“How long have you known I was...”  You feel stupid even trying to broach the topic, there’s a pretty clear line you don’t cross when making online friends.  It’s even in the guild rules, you’re pretty sure “don’t ask for anyone’s IRL info” is probably Gloomurai’s life motto.  But Leona doesn’t seem to care, which you suppose is in line with what you know about Rex.  His laid back attitude was what had made him the most approachable out of all your guildmates, not that you would ever have thought to apply such a description to Leona.  If anything he seems confused why you’re so shy about talking, like he’s known who you are the whole time and that’s why he spent so much time pinging you in game or why he decided to spend his night keeping you company. 
“Maybe I like playing games with you.”  Something starts curling up in your stomach at the thought that he just might have, if Leona notices you loosening your jacket to release some steam he pretends not to notice.
“Epel mentioned he was gonna try to get you into the guild.”  Well that’s news to you, looks like someone is going to get yelled at later tonight.  “I didn’t expect you to be so excited about healing, but I ain’t complaining, it was cute and now I don’t have to take Naut’s shit outside of raids.”   Cute.  You intake a sharp breath and Leona definitely notices your nerves, clearly planning to press the point unless you can cut him off from the chase.
“W-what exactly do you have against Nautilus anyway?”  With the way Leona’s face wrinkles you idly wonder if he knows who Nautilus actually is too, or if he’s just displeased that the focus is no longer on him.  “He’s not bad at his role.”  
“Naut pays too much attention to pointless shit.  Sure he’s good but it’s not like he does world firsts or anything.”  Neither does Rex but that does seem to be besides the point when he’s paying for your dinner, especially now that it’s in front of you.  Diner food might not be the healthiest but Ruggie really was right about instant noodle not counting as a meal.  “You know he and Snake used to bitch at each other while they were supposed to be doing callouts?  Had whole ass arguments over cooking instead of calling out shackle timing.  Gloom and Musclered never stopped ‘em either since it was ‘funny.’”  They still do, just in discord and not while you run things.  It’s hard to picture someone as professional as Nautilus doing something like that, but then again you know that Rex has known him longer.  “So just in case you thought I was just being nice earlier, you are the better heals.  If I could get the cards I want with just you, Epel, and Ruggie I would.”  It’s disturbing how clear the picture is in your mind: your lala, Epel’s roe, and Leona’s cowboy coded catman being joined by some hyper pink catgirl in the mini game bunny suit that you can easily see Ruggie using to scam some tech worker out of his monthly salary in Pirate’s Port wiping to an EX rank trial because Leona decided his logs weren’t orange enough.  It sounds like a good time, and you can’t keep yourself from blurting out:
“We should try to run something sometime anyway, it’d be fun.”  And before you can retreat back into your shell,  Leona smiles, smiles and burns away any sort of shyness you wanted to have over talking video games with someone as “normal” as him.
“If you can think of something just text me.”  You fish out your phone and can’t even bring yourself to cringe at the time with just how happy that suggestion makes you feel.
And Ace said playing MMOs would get you zero bitches.
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This was a mistake.  It was hard to keep that thought from drumming away at your nerves the longer you stood in the station square; Leona had been the one to invite you out, not the other way around, so if he really ended up not liking this then that was his fault not yours.  You even took into account that Leona was a lazy bitch and suggested you meet up later in the day instead, but then again…  You try to resist drowning in a wave of self flagellation over the clothes you picked out as you somehow manage to sink further into the park bench you have decided to camp out on.  For someone who had been so insistent they were not going out on a date when their generous adoptive father asked where they were going during such prime father child bonding hours, you felt insanely self conscious.  That was normal right, people who actually went out with their friends to do stuff other than pal around the local big box store put thought into their appearance.  Not that there was anything wrong with that.  If this goes south you know you already confirmed you can have Jack over here in two shakes of his tail and that’s probably exactly what you would end up doing.  But when Mannon posted in the guild discord about a First Fantasia themed pop up cafe that was going to be A) running for a limited time within walking distance from your house and B) giving out a code for an in game pet-
Well admittedly your first thought had been to invite Epel, but Leona had texted you almost immediately after Mannon dropped the link.
[irl catboy] ruggie said you aren’t working this saturday
[irl catboy] come with me to the stupid cafe i never know what to order at those places
With such a gentlemanly request how could you possibly refuse?  And now here you were fifteen minutes early trying to keep yourself from going stir crazy, or from jumping out of your skin when an increasingly familiar deep voice whispers a sleepy “hey” into your ear.  
“Seven’s Leona!”  You’re half ready to hit him with your backpack but your indignation and fright are almost entirely wiped away by the sheer figure Leona cuts against the setting autumn sun.  Someone, Ruggie you decide, because there’s no way Leona decided to dress up to come see you himself, forced your upperclassman into a knit  black turtleneck with golden claw-like trim on the neck and rolled up cuffs.  He’s kept his usual tan slacks, but the ugly woven sandals have been swapped out for a more weather appropriate pair of ugly slip ons with similar gold claws to the turtleneck.  His hair’s still tied up like he’s been at spelldrive practice, not that you fully know what he looks like outside of Epel’s descriptions and your own imagination. 
“What, did I scare you?” you drawls, clearly eating up the attention you’re lavishing on his appearance.  Before you can collect yourself enough to stand up he leans down to cow you back into the bench.  “Maybe I should scare you some more?  The mousey look really suits you.”
“Oh shut up!”  You huff and stand, trying your best to avoid cracking your head off of Leona’s stupidly broad frame as you both go to head towards the cafe.  “Did you look up the menu online or are you just planning on winging it?”
“You really like to put effort into things don’t you?”  Leona doesn’t look or sound too upset but there’s a strange wistfulness to his look you do not really like, but it’s gone before you can pick at it too much.  “Nah I figured I’d just let you pick.”
“Are you sure?”  You try your best not to sound excited, you swear the only thing you admire about Ruggie is his work ethic, not his grift.  “I could just take advantage of you and force you to get a bunch of stuff only I’d like.”  As if he’s reading your mind, Leona's green eyes twinkle with mischief you know will bite you in the ass later.
“Oh no you would never do that.  I know for a fact that you are just too nice for that.”  The “unlike someone else" goes unsaid as Leona decides to really double down on the gentleman act when you reach the cafe, holding the door and not even pretending to look at the menu until you prompt him.
“Do you want to get the reaper soda?”  Leona shrugs. 
“Does it sound like it will taste good to you?”  It does but that’s sort of besides the point, you’re much more interested in the white mage one.
“I just thought you might want the coaster.”  You murmur and he smiles.
“I’d lose something like that real fast, you can just keep it.”  Your eyes have to pop halfway out of your head with how hard he laughs, other patrons shoot a confused look at your table as you try to resist the urge to self combust.  “Let me guess, they’re worth somethin right?  In that case all the more reason for you to keep em.”  The look in his eyes is practically daring you to ask if he’s really sure, but knowing Leona he wants an excuse to tease so for now you swallow your insecurities and point your awkward smile up at the server who comes to take your order.  
“Um can we get one reaper soda, one white mage soda…” your voice trails off and Leona pipes up with the name of a burger you don’t remember reading out to him but they apparently serve anyway with how quickly she notes it down.
“And is the check separate or together?”  She sweetly asks and before you can so much as breathe Leona cuts you off.
“Bill goes to me.”  You glare at him, well try to really Leona’s a hard person to stare down.  “Didn’t I say you could get whatever?”  Not literally, it was more implied along with the trouble that you weren’t expecting to catch up to you this quickly.  His smile widens, not quite wolfishly, more like a lion staring down a particularly foolish gazelle that’s stumbled weak kneed into his territory.  “Go on, tell the nice lady what else you want, she won’t bite you, that's my job.”  Flames aren’t enough anymore.  You need to turn into a particularly fine paste or particle dust to relive how fast your heart is beating.  Luckily for you the server seems amused, letting out a good natured laugh as she shoots you a wink.
“You heard your man, what can we get for you?”  You take back every judgment you have ever passed Ruggie’s way.  With just how proud Leona seems like now he really is asking for it.
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“You don’t really do things like this much do ya?”  Leona kept his teasing to a minimum after the bite comment thank god and kept his word about letting you keep the coasters.  Pretty much everything at the cafe seemed to have some sort of First Fantasia themed knick knack you were allowed if not encouraged to take back with you.  Leona had offered to walk you home once you both saw how dark it was, promising that would be your only stop this time much to your relief.  You weren’t sure how much more of his teasing you could take.
“I mean I’ve got Epel, but Ace, Deuce, and Jack don’t really like mmos.”  You aren’t sure if it has ever actually been established if you are friends with Sebek, but unless someone teaches Malleus how to use a mouse you doubt he’s going to be logging into anything other than a literal tree anytime soon.  “Sometimes Epel will send me links to merch he thinks I’d like, but he’s more into the…”  You pause to try and find the words for what it is you want to say, knowing your friend will kill you if you make him look lame.  “Sense of pride and accomplishment you get from beating high end content.”
“That sounds like him.”  Leona says proudly.  “He’s like that with anything mildly competitive.  One of his better qualities, just don’t go telling him I said that.  Wouldn’t want it goin to his head.”  There’s no way you’ll be able to keep his mild praise a secret from Epel forever, but what Leona doesn’t know won’t hurt him too much.  “But that’s not really what I was asking.”  Your pace slows as Leona lapses back into silence and you wrack your brain for what he actually could have meant.  “Do you like going out to cafe’s?”
“I… don’t really know.”  You liked tonight.  Talking to Leona, when he was awake enough to participate, was always fun.  Even when you were trading jabs back and forth in class.  “I used to dream about finally finding someone who I could do stuff like this with, but I kind of gave up after my last date said-”  you freeze in your train of thought and walk.  This had not been a date in any way shape or form.  Sure, Leona played a video game with you, and sure he’s been going out of his way to talk to you in real life more regularly since he came to visit your work.  But it’s not like he did that for any reason other than-  “said it was just too weird.  Said I was just too weird and I guess I just sort of got tired of not being able to talk about things that interested me so I gave up trying.”
“Then why not just date me?”  Leona’s eyes are a really strange shade of green now that you’re staring straight into them.  It’s like he’s got two neon lights shining a spotlight directly on you every time he speaks, judging and picking apart whoever he is looking at.  And right now he is looking pointedly at you, making it clear this isn’t a conversation he is going to let you run from.  “I told you before, didn't I?  I like playing games with you.  I want to spend time with you; I want to hear about your day every day, from what annoyed you to funny things you and your friends did.  I want to see you happy and know I made that happen, because you make my life a happier one just by being in it.  The only thing I have ever not liked about you is that you work too hard, and that’s not unfixable.  You just need to let me be a bad influence on you.”  It’s a confession you never really expected to receive, but somehow so very much him.  It’s insulting, honest, and just a touch demanding but it reaches into that small shrunken part of your heart that you’ve been burying most of your feelings in for who knows how long now and fills it with warmth.
“Would you-”  It feels like a silly question but with how intently Leona is hanging on your every word you feel a rush of power going straight to your head.  “If we were going out would you stop wiping things on purpose?”  He blinks, if he’s surprised by the request or shocked he got this far you don’t quite know, but he quickly recovers, moving into your space to offer his hand.
“If you ask nicely.”  You gladly take the offered arm and influence, squeezing his much larger hand with a soft smile.
“Then it’s a dea-”  Leona cuts you off with a kiss, swallowing your mouselike squeak along with most of your air with a speed you didn’t know he possessed.  
“Don’t use that punks line.”  He practically growls and you can’t hold in your happy laughter any longer.  It could just be the streetlights, but you don’t think Leona looks all that mad.  Quite the opposite really, not that you expect him to voice it out loud.  Instead he leans in for another kiss in a gruff effort to show just how much he means what he has been trying to say all along.
I’m happiest when I am doing things with you.
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*if you are curious about Leona's outfit, I based it off of Lion King clothing items in Disney Dreamlight Valley (black and gold claw shoes, tan sunny slacks, and the gray claw top for those looking for specifics)
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Hi Ames!! First and foremost, thank you for holding this positivity event!! They're some of my favorites and it's so nice to see everyone recognized!!
My first shoutout goes to one of my two besties, @goldenseresinretriever!! Ruthie is so incredibly talented in the way she writes her fics. She makes you laugh, cry, and just genuinely feel for all of her characters, and I seriously can't get enough of her AUs. I am so incredibly privileged to call her one of my friends.
My second shoutout goes to my second bestie, @fanficfandomlove. Nat is so incredibly supportive of the writers on here and I would print out every single one of her reblogs and hang them in my house if I could.
Both these girls show me so much love and support when it comes to my fics, it's unreal!
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Next, @seresinhangmanjake's series "The One I Want" is so well written, and I can't get enough of it!! I can't wait to dive into my TBR list and read her other works!
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i really love scrolling through other people's positivity nights so i'm happy to be hosting one 🤍 happy new year, liz!
end of the year positivity night 💌
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𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜 | 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜
✯social media au
✯little baby leclerc is the star of the show when it comes to social media
✯yay another charles post, he’s my comfort person forgive me lol my life is insane rn, i am working on some more stuff to post & as usual, requests are open!
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sun and hot weather means it’s a mommy and jules pool day❤️❤️
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username LOOK AT THOSE SQUISHY CHEEKS!!!
username i die anytime i see jules
francisca.cgomes she’s getting so big😭
>y/n’sinsta i know, i wish she would stay small forever🥺
scuderiaferrari soon she’ll be big enough for race cars!!
>charles_leclerc maybe you guys will have a better time convincing y/n of that😂
>y/n’sinsta no😁
charles_leclerc mes jolies filles❤️❤️
charles_leclerc i miss you both
>y/n’sinsta few more days chérie ❤️
username charles is such a good dad😭😭
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je suis là où je dois être, je t'aimerai toujours, toi et ta maman, je ferai de mon mieux pour que tu sois en sécurité et heureux. Tu es mon univers❤️
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landonorris mate warn a guy before you post like this
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>y/n’sinsta she loves her auntie lily ❤️❤️
y/n’sinsta charles, i didn’t want to cry today, i love you so so much. thank you for loving jules and i each and everyday, we are so lucky to be loved by you. tu es le meilleur papa du monde❤️❤️
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username it’s her first time staying to watch the race 😭😭
username that photo of charles?!
username the way he kept looking to check on jules and y/n while they were visiting him in the garage🥺
carmenmmundt can’t wait to watch the race with little baby jules❤️❤️
>lilyhme me too!!
>francisca.cgomes me three!!
>kellypiquet me four!❤️
pierregasly dang all our girls are leaving us🤣
>y/n’sinsta it’s the jules effect
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>y/n’sinsta we love you more, be safe!
>charles_leclerc always.
>landonorris i’m sick to my stomach🫠
>y/n’sinsta you want the title of jules’s fav uncle?
>landonorris yes!
>y/n’sinsta then zip it 😁
>landonorris yes maam 🫡
username HAHAHAHA LANDO AND Y/N KILL ME💀
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safetyobstacles · 6 months
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starting o segredo na floresta now, im either gonna finish this in a week or its gonna take months good luck me
update - i love joui
joui, its a little cloudy out, roll for sanity. joe, you stubbed your toe, roll sanity. joui did you just frown???????? roll a sanity test with disadvantage. that was cool joui, you gain 1 sanity. just kidding somewhere in the netherlands a child tripped and scraped their knee, you lose 10 sanity.
i think im going to put my updates under the cut instead of spamming posts B) beware of spoil
UPDATE
if cellbit takes liz or thiago from me ill never forgive him
this bar has to be its own paranormal entity, thiago would have died if the gun had a bullet in it and cristopher nearly got knifed to death in their first fight loll
EP 2
npc thiago about to be the most useless mf ever i swear if he dies to a stray ant or something ill cry just put him in a box for safe keeping
what would i do without the mental image of joui dropkicking every monster he sees
liz why are you finger painting with the ooze monsters remains and why did it give you 1 hp ?????? NEVERMIND
EP 3
RACCOON bro has 8 health but he sure is happy
faz um teste de sanidade
when i said thiago was gonna die to an ant i didnt actually mean kill him with giant spiders
cristopher no please dont climb a tree these are spiders they can climb nah bro cristopher is dead af im gonna miss him. bro cellbit just kill him already bros dead 2 hp
damn
ep 4
at this rate luba doesnt even need to roll sanity we all know hes gonna fail anyways joui's having the worst two days of his life
jesus christ i just woke up i cant handle this shit cesar's punching a hole in my itty bitty heart bones
please stop talking about leticio's cacetinho
EP 5 how long is too long for a tumblr post btw
the starting soon screen replaced cris with arthur notlikethis
cellbit is far too happy about them going to this house i hate it i hate it
i would like for them to leave a casa now :))) they got gregório time to go :) DAMN JOUI JUST GOT STEAMROLLED BY THAT ZOMBIE ROLLED A 99 VS CELLS 1 jesus christ thiago LOL NO WAY GREGÓRIO IS DEAD AF bro was just taking a nap in the car and this is what he gets
that was horribly stressful its 3 am how am i supposed to sleep after that
to be fair, if i was rodolfo and liz didnt use the tazer, i would have just dragged gregório in front of arthur and killed him in right in front of his face soo...
ROLLED 100 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL a caverna
COOL GUY ALERT HOPE HE DOESNT KILL BRULIO HAHAhahaaa
EP 6 I HAVE GREAT ANXIETY THIS MESTRE GUY IS ABOUT TO KILL HALF THE SQUAD
luba i know youve been rolling absolute dog shit the last 5 episodes but this one really counts buddy brulio :(
most stressful hour of youtube ive ever sat through i cant believe they all lived
A PORTA FORTE
EP 7 im so glad they're going back to the house im so happy ive never wanted anything else this is great nothing could go wrong in this house nothing
7 episodes in and ive just now realised that he keeps talking about circles and spirals and those have significance with a certain element and now i want them to leave carpazinha go back home forget this ever happened
undressing with the homies in the haunted basement next to a dead old man
not thiago canonically talking to a bookshelf after complaining about joui's whispering to his shotgun
THIS GRAVE IS SO COMPLICATEDDDD I BET ITS FUCKING EMPTY THEYRE ARGUING ABOUT HOW TO "knock out" AN OLD LADY AND ITS PROBABLY JUST WORMS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVEEE
this whole graveyard scene has me in tears thiago staring at nothing while they try to get him to unmute, old guy on the phone, joui picking up the old lady i just laughed so hard i feel ill
the one time joui doesnt fail a roll he loses 6 SANITY?? 8 SANITY?????????????? SENHORA VOCE TA BEM????? YOU JUST CHOKED HER OUT JOUI WAIT SHES GONNA DIE??????????? SHES GOING TO DIE???????????? THE GASOLINE IN THE MOUTH??
grounded from the shotgun for 1 week
EP 8
Thiago's pants are still fucked up from last episode btw
about to have a tpk over alchohol poisoning
if cesar survives this campaign hes gonna put as many points possible into forgery
a caverna im goign fuckign crazy the god of tdeath pr spomething is in this cave theyre gonna walk inside trip on a pebble and get eaten by hundreds of tiny cave beetles
Victor is absolutely about to get his face eated by a spider and/or be swallowed by the cave
ok but santo berço looks kinda cool like i would live there
EP 9 he just (re?)released osnf merch but i refuse to be spoiled by absolutely anything ive done so well i will not be tainted by cesar's really cool green on black long sleeve
wait i love the gatekeeper its a shame this town is probably a hallucination and theyre all actually slowly dying in the middle of the forest GIANT COWS I LOVE THE GIANT COWS WITH REGULAR SIZED HEADS
????????????????????????????????FELPS??????????????????????
buttery butter
thiago this is why you should have quit smoking
?????FELPS?????????
EP 10 so if thiago hadnt used the lighter would felps still be alive, probably just would have died later B)
bro joui has got to buy new dice this is crazy
this is gonna be the average 2 star motel experience BRO JUST DABBED ON CESAR liz is about to get bodied by the hallway ghosts this is just like a regular motel HUH UHHHHHHH
no joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy
mom i want to go home i dont want to stay in santo berço anymore jesus christ
EP 11 how am i supposed to just start the next episode after that i think the mental image of brulio beating arthurs skull in is burned into my brain space
sandwich sandwich
i love the giant cows so much i want one GIANT CHICKEN LAY GIANT EGG I LOVE THE GIANT CHICKEN intimidating the human sized pig
EP 12 still thinking about how cellbit thought new zealand was so close to europe, he was so sure of it that he was making me unsure of where i knew new zealand was
both times thiago was played by cellbit some horrific shit happened so with arthur being an npc this episode im prepared for the worst also this starting soon screen is fucking wicked
are you telling me joui's max sanity is now 12 bros been losing it for so long hes stuck like this joui is the "damn, you live like this?" meme
CELLBO ROLEPLAYED TOO HARD HIS HEADSET JOINED AS AN ENEMY AND BEAT HIS SETUP
"that sounds like a book title" bro let the intrusive thought win
baby nidere
no way the cow has been suffering this whole time ill cry
theyre about to rp their way into an angry medieval mob when they get found with the body of the dead gatekeeper B) does santo berço have dungeons, bc if they do thats where theyll be sleeping tonight nvm the gatekeeper has demons inside him sorry joui HUh no way they killed the gatekeeper dude wtf
EP 13 chat's a bit excited to go in the cave guys if anyone reads this what am i supposed to do once i finish this season. what do you mean i just have to go onto desconjuração. what do you mean i have to leave this story behind. please let me keep all the characters in this one.
THE CAVE MAP IS COOOOOOL THE LIGHT MOVES WITH THE MINER everyone struggling to flip their characters 5 mins into the cave made me laugh so hard i had to pause to breathe
I LOVE MOLES DUDE THEYRE SO COOL ok but i dont love this many moles BRO I LOVE MOTHS TOO THIS IS AWESOME wait no i hate bats THIS MOTH IS SUFFERINGGGGG
THE SUCC hes about to kill them all with the Succ out of spite thiago never mock one of cellbit's monsters again ARTHUR ZIUM
door door door door door door door door door door the gatekeeper is alive???
ih arthur nah dude let go of cesar :(((((((((((( gotta hand it to arthur hes survived two of these situations now get it, hand it to him, CAUSE HE LOST HIS FUCKING ARM WTF HIS ARM DETATCH LIKE A LEGO sorry i vote we still kill the gatekeeper just in case just to be safe
EP 14 did cellbit have a past traumatic experience with a vacuum is that why he created the Succ
agatha?????? bro agatha's life sucked big pp
every time cellbit says hes excited for something i grow more afraid
if they kill and eat the gatekeeper would he also taste delicious just wondering
i think i might know the reason why 12 sanity joui has a funky grey form but 55 sanity thiago doesnt, but maybe im crazy nevermind thiago had the funky grey within him this whole time wait does that mean hes gonna die if santo berço dies DAMN
joui just really wants to see thiago naked also hes just blatantly stealing arthur's knife he really is losing all his sanity that was possibly the most unconvincing "nada" ive ever heard
EP 15 before i start a new episode i always go to the vod on twitch and watch the memes first so i can go "hehe" for five minutes, and then go "oh no" for the next 4 hours
hypothetically, if joui managed to get the symbol on him before anyone noticed would he have just lost all 12 of his sanity and gone mad cuz that would have been crazy :,)
this is it cellbit is finally going to kill npc thiago joui is so very happy about his shotgun i thought maybe he was getting better but hes whispering to it again
alright whats up with cellbit and the outwards opening doors because i swear i have never seen a door that opens out instead of in, are all the doors like that in his home these doors are made to have creatures attack from inside ih i just checked like 3 times to make sure i was on the right episode lmaoooo
"pobre martha" DAAAAAAMN MARIANA ICE COLD
one buff woman vs all 3 equipe kelvin who will win (1 woman) crazy that equipe kelvin managed to accomplish what took our group 9 episodes to get to lool they even got the leticio cacetinho dlc, but they did skip the spider boss fight and the entire house level
THE BLACKSMITH IS MIGUEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EP 16 the joui, liz, and arthur cosplay look like theyre going to a nice dinner meanwhile thiago, kenan, and cesar just look homeless
idk if thiago's making it out of this one :,) maybe we just take thiago's weapons its not like he can do much to help anyways kenan wants to skin him listen brother i dont think thats gonna work im at the 52 min mark and cellbit is acting sus af the blacksmith is about to appear and stomp them all or something
joui would roll a 99 and nearly knife cesar and liz is trying so hard not to metagame her way to the explosive backpack loving how trigger happy joui is right now go on guys give him more explosives what the worst that could happen
is kenan also a wellspring do they have to kill him cuz thats gonna be kind of awkward and on that note since thiago has the symbol on him does that make him a wellspring too ill cry i will cry
NOT JOUI APOLOGIZING FOR LYING ABOUT HIS SAMURAI ANCESTRY
damn that scene between joui, liz, and thiago was the best in the entire season
i would like to take this moment before they all get swallowed alive by some horrible sludge tentacle monster to proclaim my absolute hatred of Santo Berço. I know i said at the end of episode 8 that i thought it looked cool but im over it ive moved past that point in my life i hate Santo Berço
BIG GOOEY MEATBALL
"the people are happy here!" says the blacksmith as he currently has 5 people forcefully locked up for decades that have gone mad with probably no way of ever regaining their sanity i just realised miguel and the old blacksmith fucked so hard they had a kid
final boss aboutta come crawling out of the meatball please stop trying to skin thiago the symbol isnt gonna come off
THAT WAS SICK AF THEYRE ALL DEAD AS HELL
???????????????????? "kenan you have one last sane move before i take your character and throw him off a cliff"
:(
post i made after i finished osnf (made like 3 days later because i was so so so so so so so so so so sad)
https://www.tumblr.com/safetyobstacles/739056899257942016/i-finished-osnf-after-almost-2-months-and-you-know?source=share
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honey-minded-hivemind · 8 months
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ABO Parent AU, Post Two...HOW THEY VIEW THEIR BBY (AND PACK/FRIENDS) DURING THEIR PREGANCY...
Chosen parent:
• Wolverine/Logan Howlett
• Sabretooth/Victor Creed
(Warning: Not much of one. Expect fluff!)
• His everythin' feels weird. Is he supposed ta feel like this? All... protective 'nd cuddly 'nd like he's gonna hurt anythin' that tries ta hurt his cub? It's... weird...
• He had made it back to civilization after his grand escape, and consequently had to find his good ol' friend for help... It was a good thing they had experience with cubs... and it was... kinda nice, fer a change... to be the one gettin' taken care of... and when they learned he was with cub, they had acted... concerned, fer 'im... even promised ta help 'im hide out fer a bit...
• And when he told them he planned on keeping the cub... they actually... supported him. It felt... good... and the extra help would be useful. He knew only the basics of how to keep the cub healthy during the waiting period, but... he trusted them for this, if nothing else... and if they failed him... there'd be h*ll to pay...
• The next few weeks turned to a few months, all spent near the Brotherhood and the few allies he had. If only it weren't so irritatin' ta have everyone lookin' at 'im... not ta mention bein' forced ta stay near the group hideout at all times, every attempt ta leave being stopped by someone... At least he got ta eat plenty and take as many cat naps as he wanted...
• They said they only wanted to help him, that they have his, and his cub's, best interest in mind... which is fine and dandy, but, really? He can handle darn near anyone that causes trouble... Yet... for this, he doesn't want to take any risks. He can't screw this up. Not when he has his unborn cub on the line. So if he has ta put up with forced... egh... cuddlin'... to calm the pack's nerves... then so be it. Free warmth for him and his kid.
• The mere thought soothes the back of his mind. It feels pleasant, having something reliant on him. Something good, and helpless, and all his. And he doesn't want to say it, but... he kinda looks forward to being a father... someone who his cub can rely on... something... good, too. They are his chance at something better, being someone better, and he doesnt want to ruin it...
• He promises to try his best, for them. He may not know everything, he may not do it perfectly, but they'll have him and his allies to watch over them, come h*ll or high water...
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steinwayandhissons · 10 months
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something im obsessed with about miles’ music (and especially change the show) is the sheer number of references to other songs he makes, including his own - these are the ones i could catch, some may be quite dubiously linked/coincidental but i love discovering all the lyric parallels, please let me know if there are any that ive missed
tell me what you’re feeling (cts 2022)
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silverscreen (cdg 2018)
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(also science fiction 2018 - arctic monkeys that was released in the same year as coup de grace - i discovered the parallel recently and went insane)
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adios ta ra ta ra (also dancefloor reference?) (cts 2022)
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don’t let it get you down (cts 2022)
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don’t let it get you down (cts 2022)
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cold light of the day (cdg 2018)
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don’t let it get you down (cts 2022)
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come closer (cott 2011)
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nothings ever gonna be good enough (cts 2022)
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peaches - the stranglers (1977)
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adios ta ra ta ra (cts 2022)
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psycho killer - talking heads (1977)
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tonight (dfwya 2013)
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come together - the beatles (1969)
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first of my kind (dfwya 2013)
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higher ground - stevie wonder (1973)
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better than that (dfwya 2013)
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four letter word - beady eye (2011) (which miles has posted about on insta)
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cry on my guitar (cdg 2018)
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the hellcat spangled shalalala - arctic monkeys (2011)
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loaded (cdg 2018)
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the element of surprise - the last shadow puppets (2016)
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paint it, black - the rolling stones (1966)
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killing the joke (cdg 2018)
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cole porter - you're the top (1989)
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looking out my window (b side 2012)
Waiting for that little brown eyed girl, she's coming back
brown eyed girl - van morrison (1967)
My brown eyed girl, you my brown eyed girl
la five four (b side 2018)
I was out of control, I was here for the roll
out of control (dfwya 2013)
But we'll rock as we roll, rev the engines and go, let's get out of control
la five four (b side 2018)
With your fingertips calling on the back of my spine
rearrange (cott 2011)
Magic from your fingers tingles down my spine
this is most likely not a reference but i like the parallels
the wonder (omb 2023)
Seeping on my wishing list, momentary bliss
momentary bliss - gorillaz (2020)
We could do so much better than this, mausoleum faces and momentary bliss
and of course telling the future
adios ta ra ta ra (cts 2022)
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one man band - to be released... (2023)
also this is quite dubious but i found it funny so...
adios ta ra ta ra (cts 2022)
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hot n cold - katy perry (2008)
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special mention to telepathy (not necessarily a song referenced) (cott 2011)
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i love the reference to the little flames <3
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ginger-grimm · 6 days
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WAIT WHEN DID YOU REBLOG FHE BROTP ASK. I WANT MINTY AND TABBY, AND MINTY AND WILLA, PLEASE, IM ON MY KNEES
- @come-along-pond
Thank you so much @come-along-pond! I'm gonna tag @dancingsunflowers-ocs and @daughter-of-melpomene as well! Also let me answer for both friendships in this post to make it easier!
who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Minty for both. She doesn't even have to sneak them because Tabby will give them without asking and Willa is preoccupied with work even while eating that she won't even notice missing food on her plate.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Tabby does for Minty and Minty for Willa.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Tabby and Willa will always have to bust Minty out of some kind of trouble. It's not that she's malicious, she will just do things without thinking sometimes. Like, why are you trying to give your special concoctions to the TA?
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Tabby gives Minty dating advice always (aka she tries to nudge her in the right directions, sometimes physically) and for Minty and Willa, neither are really good with romance because they're both such fools when it comes to love lol
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Minty cheats when she plays with Tabby and Willa effortlessly manipulates Minty because she's competitive as fuck and will throw a fit if she doesn't win
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Minty for both, she loves the privacy she gets up top
who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Minty will start them but Tabby wins and Willa will start and win them usually lol
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: Tabby does this to Minty with Ben and Minty does it Petra with Willa and they respectively hate it
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