80s james aka the cutest baby everrrr

i just wanna kiss his cute face and cuddle with him

if i dont become his girl by the end of the year im packing my bags and leaving to another planet where he will be my man.

because why dose he have to be so adorable and cute? hes like a big cuddly lion teddy bear that i wanna cuddle all the time. 80s james will always and forever be my favourite. he has my heart <3

Early 80s James is literally asking for cuddles. And the lion teddy thing... god, that is so true

You and him are sitting on a couch, watching some movie on TV while the rest of the band went to sleep already.

You're fighting your eyelids and your head lulls a little to the side a when you let your eyes close just a bit too long.

James, that's pretty much equally tired, notices you falling asleep while sitting next to him.

"Hey..." He murmurs and pokes your arm.

You shake your head and look at him while rubbing your tired eye.

James puts his hands on your waist, "c'mere..." he softly groans as he pulls you close to him and wraps his arms around you, hugging you close to him.

You put your head on his shoulder and slowly wrap your arms around him the best you can.

He leans his head against yours and gently rubs your back.

"You comfy?" James asks you in a sleepy tone.

"mhm.." you hum out and nuzzle your cheek on his shoulder as if trying to get closer to him.

You relax in his warm embrace and slowly fall asleep in his arms. He places a little kiss on your head and shortly after falls asleep too.

i hope this is okay, i'm so rusty if it comes to writing,,

Is 80s james too much to ask for 🙁

beauty

hiiii! can you write a fluffy cute smut with early 80s james? maybe like a brother’s best friend trope or friend to lovers?

Ofc pookie 🫶

The sister of the Dane

Warnings: james Hetfield x fem!reader , smut obvi , unprotected piv (wrap it before you tap it) , fluff , reader is Lars’s sister , use of y/n , oral fem receiving , hair pulling kinda? , fingering , soft 80s James bcos omg yes

Summer of 1984 , y/n was in the kitchen cooking breakfast for the boys she could hear Lars’s snoring from his room down the hall and it made her roll her eyes , cliff was always the first of the boys to wake up so he tried to help with breakfast but gave up when the toast started burning. Next down the hall came Kirk in his Batman pjs and a very sleepy face “morning” he mumbled and sat at the counter and y/n handed him some apple juice to help him wake up “thanks” he mumbled again this time with a sleepy smile , soon a loud yawn moved its way down the hallway and the tall blonde curly haired boy appeared “good morning everyone , well almost everyone” James said happily then pointed down the hallway “is he still asleep? Jesus Christ someone’s gotta wake him up before he misses breakfast” he chuckled and cliff shrugged “I’ll do it” he smiled and walked down the hall within 30 seconds cliff was running out of the room as pillows were thrown at him and loud angry danish words could be heard from Lars.

“Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed” y/n smiled placing bacon and eggs on cliff , Lars and James’s plates and toast with peanut butter and some fruit for Kirk “shut up” Lars mumbled and then stuffed his face full of bacon. “So what’s the plan for today people?” Y/n asked and the guys all looked at each other and shrugged “day off I guess” James chuckled then looked at her “Y’know what y/n you sure know how to make a good breakfast” he said with a sheepish smile “thank you James , you know you make a good burnt steak” she giggled “oh cmon one time!” He said with a fake offended tone “well me and Kirk were going to guitar centre later and I think cliff was going to the store?” Lars chimed in with a mouth full of food “so it’ll just be me and James then?” Y/n asked trying to hide any excitement, she’s had a crush on James since they met and today is her chance to tell him the truth. “Yes just you and James , we’ll be back around 5” Kirk smiled knowing he meant 5am not pm.

Once everyone had left James sat on the couch and flicked on MTV , y/n sat next to him and let out a little ahem , James looks at her slightly confused “yeah?” He asked and she took a deep but subtle breath “James we gotta talk” she said trying her best to be confident “ok what’s up?” He smiled turning his whole body to face her on the couch so she knew he was listening “I umm I like you , like yknow….like like you….a lot” she confessed and he smiled “is that so? Oh well I guess you’re in luck then pretty girl because I have not been able to get you out of my mind” he said with a flirty smile causing her eyes to widen “what? Not what you were expecting? Thought I’d turn you down? You gotta be crazy , look at you princess your funny and kind and incredibly beautiful anyone would be clinically insane to turn you down” he said and placed his hand on her thigh causing a shiver to run up her spine , they looked into each other’s eyes for a bit before James leaned in and kissed her slowly but passionately. It didn’t take long before James’s hands were on the back of her thighs holding her up and walking to his room their lips still very much attached to each other.

James gently placed y/n on the bed and moved on top of her to kiss her again “your so pretty baby , I knew I loved you” he smiled and kissed her neck , he took off her top and bra and attached his lips to her chest , leaving a trail of kisses until he reached the hem of her skirt “im gonna take this off is that okay princess?” James said looking up at her she nodded and James took her skirt and panties off with a whistle “spread those legs pretty girl I wanna taste you” he smirked and once her legs were spread he kissed up her thighs and then dove straight into her wet cunt , licking sucking and kissing her clit. “Fuck baby you taste like heaven” he moaned on her folds the vibration causing her to buck her hips into his face. James stuck two fingers inside her and curled them hitting her spot over and over until she was a writhing mess under him “J-James! Fuck! I’m gonna-” y/n moaned digging her hands into his curly blonde hair “that’s it baby cum for me , you can do it let go” he moved his tongue and fingers faster and she came hard on them moaning loudly “good girl , that’s it” he praised and slowed down then pulled out “you did so good baby , c’mere” James smiled and brought her to him for a slow gentle kiss “you want my cock baby? Hmm?” He whispered in her ear and she nodded eagerly causing him to chuckle “desperate girl hmm? That’s okay , I’ll take care of you” he smirked and undid his jeans pulling them and his boxers off and throwing them on the ground , his shirt was already off so there they were , both naked and desperate for each other’s love. “You ready baby?” He asked again and she nodded “ok sweetheart I’ll go slow at first” he smiled then lined himself up with her entrance before slowly pushing inside her tight cunt “oh fuck baby your fucking tight holy shit” James groaned trying not to cum right there and then “c-can I move baby?” He asked his voice almost whiny “yes please fuck me!” She moaned and James started to thrust in and out of her with a moan , soon the room was filled with the wet slapping sounds of where there bodies connected and their moans , grunts and whines of pure pleasure. James started thrusting harder and faster pounding her into the mattress “fuck baby your doing so well for me” he moaned as she felt her coil tighten up ready to snap “James! I’m gonna cum again!” Y/n moaned “yes! Fuck! Please baby please cum for me cum on my cock pretty girl” he groaned as his thrusts sped up but became less coordinated and more sloppy. Y/n came hard , she thought she saw stars as she moaned loudly as slightly screamed his name “F-fuck! M’gonna cum baby” James whined as sped up “I’m cumming! Fuck holy shit!” He moaned as his body shook while he filled her completely. “Holy shit baby that was fucking amazing…you did so good for me sweetheart” James praised then kissed her forehead , he got up and went to his bathroom to grab a warm wet towel to clean them both up then layed down next to her pulling her close and snuggling his head into the crook of her neck as he traced slow gentle circles on her back until they fell asleep in each others arms

This took like an hour but it was so worth it 🫶

Do people still make powerpoint memes?

James Gurney, "The Tartarus Incident," 1982.

via cimerians on Twitter

what can i say? *twirling my hair*

some of my fav pics of baby baby metallica 🤍

(I'll throw this in here for the lack of my posts)

warnings: fluff

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If you had a dog and James would be a boyfriend or a friend just visiting over... you know he's not visiting you.

He came to see your dog.

You'd hear a knock on your door, wondering who it is and your dog barking right away to notify you if you didn't hear it.

You walk up to the door and open it, your eyes meeting that storm of blonde locks and blue eyes. But right before you can say anything, James shoves you to your side.

He runs up to your dog, going down on his knees and petting it, trying to move his face to avoid the dog licking him.

You're stood there by the open door, scratching your head wondering if he even saw you.

You look at James giving your dog belly rubs while using that damn baby voice, saying "who's a good boy/girl? you are! yes, you are!" And he'd have the biggest goddamn grin on his face while doing so.

Even if he didn't pay much.., or no attention to you at the moment, seeing him so happy made you happy.

You didn't really care as long as he's radiating pure joy.

He'd make it up to you after he's done greeting the dog, of course.

Hugging you close and tight, not letting you go until you tell him so,

or when he'd be your boyfriend, he'd place a soft kiss on your lips and/or your cheek

"sorry..." he'd murmur with a guilty grin painting his face, "you know i like dogs"

You'd shake your head and laugh lightly at his words, pressing your lips to his again accepting his apology

James being James

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