werewolf au is giving me life, just so you know :D its feral and bloody and perfect. I would love to see the aftermath of palpatine realizing that not only is dooku dead with his throat ripped out but also anakin is under (literally :D) a very very protective master who is definitely not going to let him out of his sight long enough to be manipulated into falling anytime soon :D

Palpatine: will your master stand trial for his…rather brutal execution of count Dooku? I know it must be hard to hear, but he rather….ruthlessly….ripped out another man’s throat…with his bare teeth. I have heard from several members of the Senate that they are unhappy with the Jedi playing judge and jury and executioner….especially in such a feral manner.

Anakin, holocalling into tea with Palpatine because he’s trapped under big wolf obi-wan: I was worried about that a little, sir, but yoda did that press conference where he told everyone that if they wanted to arrest my master they could come get him themselves and then they played the video of the incident again and no one’s showed up to arrest him since. We think everyone’s too afraid!

Palpatine: be that as it may, anakin….the implications of your situation are quite worrisome to me, your friend….we should perhaps meet to discuss—

Anakin: i mean he ripped out a Sith’s throat for me 🥰🥰🥰 who knows what he could do! 🥰🥰🥰 for me 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰