i don't like your perfect crime, how you laugh when you lie.
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this came to me in a dream
Floyd's emo ass and a techno troll could make scene kids...! Do you see my vision??? . . . Ravin is Happy Hardcore and Eddy M is Synth-Pop, that's how troll genetics work, right?
anyway...
i don't think floyd leads a proud life
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Astarion's dialogue files about other romances are a thing of savage beauty. I'll just leave this here for now.
[Astarion: Wyll's the sort of prince-type I would have once dreamed of marrying. When I was about thirteen.]
Teenage Astarion--undoubtedly already an insufferable arse--dreaming of marrying a prince is a precious thought.
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TAYLOR SWIFT + album of the year
"this is the story we’re gonna be telling over and over again."
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I’ll never get enough of Gabriel’s one sided beef with Sam. He offers his mercy deal to Dean in tall tales, but then arguably equally kicks the shit out of both of them. The next they see him he traps Sam in an inescapable time loop of torture, then fakes out an ending where Dean stays dead just to get Sam to chase him around the country for six months. Sam let’s him go after this. The next time they see Gabriel he kicks Sam in the balls, gives him herpes, and turns him into a car. Sam STILL LETS HIM GO. Jump a few years and Gabriel is broken in the bunker being gently and tenderly cared for by Sam, Sam helps him get his revenge, checks in with him after to see if he’s feeling okay. And what does Gabriel do? HE FUCKS HIS GIRL. He’s insane. He’s deranged. I’m in love with him. What’s his problem???!!
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