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i have an. unquenchable. need. to look like Michael Sheen in Wilde (1997).
Look at him. Bitch. Bastard. I hate him. I am obsessed with him. I am in a prison of my own creation
#yes hes on the list#adding the (1997) makes it funnier#foaming at the fucking mouth#i want this twink obliterated#oscar wilde#wilde 1997#michael sheen#good omens#:|#he rly played one twink in 1997 and went aight boys ive found my calling. and then did it for the rest of his career#do not scroll through my liked posts those are forsaken lands#alex funky text posts
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Hank, Sanford and Deimos with a Reader who does Handcrafts
Gonna post my old MadCom stuff since people seem interested in it! I didn't write too much back then, but I'll post it anyway and hope for some MadCom requests as well! What the title says! Reader knits, crochets and embroiders in this! The format is different from how I usually write, but that's because I wrote this months ago, if not in 2022! I don't remember when, but it's been a while since I wrote this!
Hank
If you get his attention while doing one of your crafts, expect him to just stare at you for a while. He knows what knitting is, since you can use those needles to stab someone with enough force, but he never really cared much for any of it. So, seeing you do those small, but precise movements has him somewhat curious. If you beckon him closer to check out what you’re doing, he will approach you, taking your piece from your hands and gently examining it, before returning it to you.
While he won’t join you that often due to his occupation, Hank will lie down next to you from time to time, watching you work until he falls asleep eventually. Doing so next to you, especially when you’re knitting or doing embroidery, takes a lot of trust on his behalf, so it’s a rather rare occurrence, but it might happen. Still, sometimes even Nevada’s most wanted can’t resist getting some sleep in.
If you give him a scarf or anything of the likes it might seem like he doesn’t like it at first. As he only grunts in acknowledgement and doesn’t wear it, it might seem disheartening at first glance. But rest assured, he’s well aware that him wearing it would only get it covered in blood, and he wouldn’t want your creation, that you put so much love into, to get sullied like that. Hank does keep it somewhere hidden where only he can find it so that it won’t get stolen as well, he truly does treasure anything you give him.
Sanford
He has helped his mother crocheting every once in a while when he was young by holding her wool for her. Sanford always thought it to be really cool how you can make something so beautiful out of something as simple as wool and yarn. Much like he did when he was younger, he’ll hold your yarn for you, making it more comfortable to knit or crochet for you. Unlike Hank and Deimos, he will try to learn it as well. It seems relaxing, so why not? But by no means is he a master. Due to his strength, he will likely rip the yarn and wool apart from time to time and come to you for help.
In order to relax and unwind a bit, he’ll likely come to you and ask if you would like to practise your craft for and with him. Having you around in and of itself already makes Sanford happy, but just getting to spend time with you without having to worry about being killed by the enemy makes it all the better. If you let him, he will hold you close, lean into you, put you on his lap, anything you’re comfortable with.
Please give him a sweater. Because he’s never wearing a shirt he gets cold fairly easily. He’ll cherish it dearly and wear it whenever he can, and whenever he knows it won’t get ripped. Another thing he’d be very happy with would be a piece of embroidery. It reminds him of better times and gives him hope, especially when your piece of art is something pleasant and sweet to look at. Because of that, he will put it up somewhere in his room where he can always see it. Even if Deimos makes fun of him for it, he will simply lightly jab at the smoker, all the while smiling at it.
Deimos
He’ll lovingly call you a grandma for having hobbies like these. Even while doing embroidery, where you stab things thousands of times, he will snicker at you whenever he catches you doing any of these things. Though, he doesn’t mind that sort of thing at all since that means you’ll be sitting still for a while, meaning you’ll give him a chance to unwind with him. Deimos will wrap his arms around you, leaning onto you or just cuddle into you in general. No fighting, no getting hurt, just watching you do the same movements over and over again.
Despite possibly calling you boring, he does have great respect for your craft, since he can’t do any of it. It’s too tedious and he can’t sit around for long enough doing something like this. It’s simply not exciting enough. But the moment you give him his first sweater, he will think it’s the most awesome thing to ever exist. Proud as a peacock, he will flaunt and taunt his new piece of clothing, especially to Sanford and Hank, declaring just what a great lover he has.
Present him with a plushie and his mind will be blown. He always thought knitting and crocheting are just for woolly hats and sweaters and scarves and all. If he sees you made him a tiny grunt, he will simply lose it, run around the Status Quo base and show everyone what you’re capable of. It doesn’t even matter to him whether or not it looks good. Your hands are magical to him and absolutely everyone has to know just how cool and epic you are.
#madness combat#madness combat x reader#hank j wimbleton x reader#sanford x reader#deimos x reader#I miss Madness Combat so much y'all have absolutely no idea#I am foaming at the mouth absolutely feral waiting for episode 12#I desperately need these funny grunt creatures back in my life#I know I said I'd be playing the OG MW games this weekend but in lieu of me getting back into madcom I might replay M:PN#and rewatch the entire series! I could force my friend to watch it with me again!#it'd be the third time I'd be watching it with someone else#I actually talked nonstop for over an hour about Madness Combat to my ex at one point and he didn't even stop me#I had so many theories about it all that seemed to make sense to me but I since forgot them unfortunately#Also did anyone else see the 2B plushies or was I hallucinating those? Because I can't find them on Makeship...#I actually own the Hank Sanford and Deimos plushies#Only 2B is missing at this point and I want him so so bad I love him#I actually had a White Hank plushie custom made as well because she's my absolutel favorite#oh boy I've been rambling here but it shows just how much I love Madness Combat! Such a good show! Phenomenal music too!#I need to give Sanford a hug after all he's been through :(
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didn't realized there were corpses u could cast speak with dead on outside waukeen's rest so i was running around casting it on the ones that glowed and when talking to the drow raider i got this
and i just. i am going to be thinking about this for the rest of the night.
#sophie.txt#sophie plays bg3#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#thank goodness i wasn't playing aurel bcs he would have been foaming at the mouth here#i have SO many thoughts about him and his relationship to lolth-sworn culture but it is 1 am i cannot articulate them#but OOF
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Every so often I remember Malleus playing the electric violin and sending Cater into near convulsions and I feel like this is glossed over a lot bc ik this man probably sat in his room in the dark after that feeling like shit 😭
#play a lil tune and u look over to see ur classmate foaming at the mouth on the floor hello???#just 🎻🧍#and lilia LAUGHING at him#this was acc when his ob began the true starting point#malleus freaks out and lilia thinks its hilarious maybe thats why he decided to just dip in c7
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i understand laios and while i'm not in love with him i do think we should have sloppy autistic t4t furry sex about it
#sorry not sorry#nsf uu#laios#dungeon meshi#it'd be great i'd help him come out while we find a way to become werewolves together#we'll play wolves like nobody's ever played wolves before (nobody wanted to play with us at recess so we're Overcompensating now)#have you ever felt such kinship with a character that it makes you want to become his shepherd through life and in doing so learn#the wisdoms he has to impart and remind me of the child-like joy of living in a world full of so many interesting creatures#learning to appreciate the creatures we are. the creates we *become* even#HE MAKES ME ACTUALLY FOAM AT THE FUCKING MOUTH I NEED HIM#apparently the only time i like blondes is when they're furries and nd
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I am staring DIRECTLY at Film Reroll Luke Skywalker watching and anticipating his next move
#film reroll#the film reroll#Tim Nolan you played him so well!!!!#I don’t think this will happen but this version of Luke is one I can kinda see turning to the dark side??#like think about it. your aunt and uncle are killed. Ben Kenobi tells you it’ll be alright though and that you have the force in you#you can come with him and train to be a Jedi just like your father was#you leave planet and on the way have to put up with this asshole smuggler and even free a serial killer just to get to the rebels#but it’s fine! because once you’re with the rebels you’ll then be able to train with Ben like he’s promised#except you get there and there are two other Jedi candidates. each seemingly better options than you#one is a child who already has pretty good control of the force without anyone telling her how to wield it.#she’s also young and thus full of so much more potential than you#and the other is a woman older than you. but she has so much more life experience. she’s proven herself worthy both to the rebels#and to the force itself. she is strong and basically everything you’re not#but that’s alright too because Ben knows you. of course he’s going to pick to train you!! but then they say your name Skywalker with horror#and you are told about who your father is and how if you are trained and given everything you want you will become just like him#you are evil and violent by nature even though you feel as if you are anything but… except maybe they’re right#because when confronted with this fact your first instinct was to attack an injured man on death’s door#and if Kenobi has his time taken up by training either kahki or Jyn/planning the destruction of the Death Star#Luke is potentially left in a very vulnerable state to stew#I just am foaming at the mouth thinking about it!!!!#(I do feel like Andy will ultimately take Luke in a more redemption/I am not my father by ‘righteous’ sacrifice’ route though#which also has a lot of potential to be delicious)
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Dave Grohl on bass
#Foo Fighters#Dave Grohl#Wembley Stadium#taylor hawkins tribute concert#20s#dave#mendel's post#/ hi yes I just made a post for this subject#I need it in my blog OK? ok#hi rippie here it is#*foaming mouth* he plays...
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need you all to know that at any given time I am performing herculean restraint to resist the urge to put iwtv armand on your dashboard repeatedly
#all of you: I don't even know who that is.#all you need to know is that he is the most beautiful motherfucker in the world to me right now#like GENUINELY maybe I've never seen a more beautiful man in my life??? he's played by assad zamad for reference#he's bewitched me it's so bad and I am FOAMING AT THE MOUTH awaiting s2 because he's gonna be in it so much#and the like 5 gifs of him in the s2 trailer have me rabid.#I find him SO compelling as a character aside from being sinfully beautiful and truly idk how to handle this
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My brother is playing MC again after not playing for a long time and he doesn't know about nether biomes or the warden! I'm so excited for him!!!!
#i was like 'you might find something scary in a deep cave' n hes like 'scary like herobrine?' and i was like 'even worse imo'#n hes like 'what the fuuuuuuuuu'#he said we need to play together n im like *foaming at the mouth* yea ok sure.#personable
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Can't believe I managed to sway the chat of Twitch Plays Pokemon Supergauntlet Red to refer the starter pokemon MVWNONNFPP (Squirtle) as "Mushmouth"
Because to me that's the sound his name makes
#twitch plays pokemon#in TPP-discord his named Marvin instead which is bit going on the chat too#I joked on that Marvin can't either talk too well due his foaming mouth making his name come off as the in-game nickname for it#also we have an unnamed weedle (“little buddy”) + a magikarp called pixie (--?PkZ)#b-spammers are doing their best keeping this team pre-volved lol#EDIT:and he's been released#may he find the spirit of the west#pixie shall carry on his legacy
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They’re not a super popular ship in terms of romance, but they’re 100% a thing and always side by side in fan works more often than Ganondorf with Bowser, so they’re a duo for sure (that and OoT came out around the same time as FFVII I think so more shared history there)
Ah, see I think I've seen more Ganondorf and Bowser associations because of Brawl's plot giving them some shared screen time (and of course both being big Nintendo properties, and growing up with the jokes about Nintendo having one (1) color palette for BBEGs). Not in a ship sense, just their general "I know that guy from work" fan stuff.
But I don't really shop in Final Fantasy or the latest SSB sectors often, so I haven't seen them before!
#then again in FF7 I really only cared about Cid and also Barret kljkdas not that ff isn't great!! I have HUGE respect for that franchise#and what it did for storytelling and exploring and gaming in general. MASSIVE respect for the FF series#VII was just something that my friends were super into and I kind of hung out and liked the grumpy little team dads#you know how when you're a teenager and everyone around you is So Pumped about Thing and you just don't have it in you? that was me lol#My KH friends were foaming at the mouth over Cloud and Seph and Sora and Riku and fam I tried to care I really did I tried so hard#but I couldn't!! It's not for me. The closest I got to caring about seph was loz in advent children he is all tiddy and zero brain 10/10#I didn't end up playing FF7 until like 2006 and then again in 2017 and I remember it was good!#But while I could tell you all about Cid I really only vaguely remember the main story asdasklj megacorp bioengineering and ? aliens ??#tldr I wave at FF through the window from across the street laksda I enjoyed 7 and I'll play the remake but it's really not my scene#Same with SSB. I appreciate them both I have fun playing them but it's generally not something I think about when I'm not physically playin#square has some of the most innovative storytelling in the industry don't get me wrong I just rarely crave the flavor they sell ykwim??
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A fic detail I don’t talk about very much despite writing TST for almost 2 years now is that the entire fic exists in large part because I read a different fic that bugged me so much that I had to write a novel-length rebuttal about it
And I don’t blame them for wanting to write post-canon low-stakes fluff, godspeed and safe travels to them, but I just think that when a character has had a total memory/personality rewrite and then watched 10+ people die graphically and then gets released back into their old normal life (which they don’t remember) with basically no in-between or aftercare, and then two middle aged strangers invite themselves over and say “we’re so proud of how well you competed on the televised murder game and we’re glad you’re alive and oh right silly us let us introduce ourselves: we’re your mom and dad”—
I just think that deserves some narrative attention! I need to sink my teeth into that and shake it like a chew toy! There is so much going on here!
#proud that you did well on the tv show FIRST#THEN we’re glad you’re alive second#that’s already a hell of a thing#and then ALSO we’re your parents and you don’t remember us so we’re introducing ourselves to you#like#hello?? hello??? is this thing on??#my name is [blank] i’m your MOTHER. it’s totally fine and normal that you don’t remember me at all#you expect me to believe this woman is not grieving her lost son?? she had to INTRODUCE HERSELF#you expect me to believe the main character feels totally fine and normal about this? he doesn’t even know these people!!#i am foaming at the mouth!!#i am putting these suckers under a microscope!!#god!!!#again this is less about that author’s choices and more about my rabid desire to watch this play out with the stakes i need it to have#i’m putting them in a jar and shaking them#the simple truth#danganronpa#drv3#sepulchritudinous
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ive been playing aleksey as a durge and its making me so fucking crazy bro GGRAAHHHHHHHHHH i just. Hgrhahghgaghg
#its taken me so long to figure out how to get myself to make a durge i care enough about to play and now im going nuts over the idea of him#dealing with That#also hes a warlock and kujaku is his patron#[on the floor dying]#playing him as resisting da urge and im foaming at the mouth thinkjgnabt him#warlock/barbarian*
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HOLY SHIT IT’S KAVEH. and baizhu
#⁺◟✿ rambles#⁺◟✿ ài plays : genshin impact#UWAHHH HE LOOKS SO GOOD#IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH RN KAVEHH
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#(˵ᵕ̴᷄ ᗜ ᵕ̴᷅˵)♡ His monster form is a billion times hotter then his orginal human form!!!!#ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!#You ever just want to squeeze a fictional character?!!!#I haven’t even watched or played the game but he’s got me foaming at the mouth and bouncing off the walls!!!!#HIS DESIGN IS SO COOL ԅ(♡﹃♡ ԅ)!!!!#WOOF WOOF BARK BARK#MaddyMoreauPost#Fear and Hunger#Fear and Hunger 2
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I just finished watching someone play the entirety of Detroit: Become Human for the first time and I am both chewing and being chewed on by this game I am insane over it rn like why aren't people still talking about this game constantly???
#the guy I was watching—insym—chose a lot of choices I would have chosen if I played the game#so it was kinda like if I had played the game myself#except at the very end where he chose to sacrifice Markus#I was screaming at my laptop bc I felt like it was a bad idea... and then Conner's ending happened and I screamed even more#at least he got the good ending with Kara/Alice/Luther#I had to look up a nobody dies ending on youtube to cope#I am still foaming at the mouth over the game tho I love it and it has so many choices#like I had no idea Conner could become a ruthless killing machine until I looked into the game in the middle of the playthrough#I was like “HUH????”
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