Why...?

Why is every other Hand I see so...horrible?

Is it simply the nature of divinity to be cruel? Am I this way as well?

I cannot bear to watch...

what yall doing with fairytales over here..

" really gotta start callin' my kids more often ... "

Oh, he was really in a pickle now.

How--how was he supposed to respond ... ?G--goddamnit...

"This--THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FINE." Absolutely, positively, oh fuck, who was he kidding, someone destroy him PLEASE--HE WAS HOLDING HER HAND!!!!

Rubs his eyes.

Sure, you would fuck your clone, but would your clone fuck you?

klaus on his way to gouge his own eyes out after unwillingly bearing witness to vulgarity between katerina and elijah

>Everyone around him keeps raising death flags

i think dear heart means a tattoo located on the lower abdomen. not that the womb itself would be tattooed.

"i wonder... could i help establish more schools? would being royalty mean anything in the other rings? hm..."

Hm, let him run a lavender claw over the cult calendar — yup, here it is.

It's bite day.

“Well, on the topic of conspiracies. JFK wasn’t killed by Oswald, but by a future JFK.”

I don't even have to ponder if people would fuck Rama's wizard fuck ass bearded Oscar Isaac lookalike Dad because that's how she came into existence LMAO

❝ Shinragram... why is this a thing... I wish I knew someone who could code so I could hack into it and shut it down. But on the topic of it, if anyone sees trash talk about me on it... let me know. ❞

rosie / @auntiecannibal : i'd like an alastor harem i do i do ~ the alastor harem :

From spying on @velvetineblue to @goldenheirs

Gaya : Oh no, am I getting in the way of my best friend and my best enemy uniting in business? Little did I know threatening to send his psychopath of a girlfriend to a mental institute has made me an arch nemesis. Guess I have no choice but to do just that. As for writing my name in a burn book, good luck with that, the bitch can't die.