Breaking news: Girl realizes she will never be fully accepted and understood by others as well as she accepts and understands herself, and concludes that that is the reason she likes to be in her own so much.

"He is pookie, he is baby girl, he is cutie patootie fashion princess, miss all that vroom vroom guy"

No girl that's almost 40yr old 7 time drivers championship winner lewis hamilton 🤦

What's a girl gotta do to get choked til she blacks out and wakes up 12 hours later chained to the wall in a house she doesn't recognise?

girl who is so so sleepy but also wants to write so so badly

did u know? girl loses her mind going to uni at 4pm in the afternoon by bus

a girl makes a prowler theme joke about adam murray One Time and now she's got a whole post-catalyst animatic idea actually using the extended theme

Greengoblinpilled girl, always cackling and saying shit like "We'll meet again Spider-Man!!!!" And "Misery misery misery that's what you've chosen"

when taylor swift said give me back my girlhood it was mine first. yeah. every girl ever felt that.

girl who has to do more than one task and has an autistic meltdown about it while and after finishing those tasks so then has to sit not saying a word staring (eyes unfocused. retaining nothing. occasionally looking away to stare at the wall.) at videos on their computer and fidgeting with something until they can function even slightly better again

girl taht gets high and starts making out w its wifes Dirty socks

sometimes a girl needs to go out and socialize with people physically

There are many bad ways volume 9/Ever After arc could end but, as a neutral-happy ending, I think it would be good if Jaune stayed in the Ever After a little longer while the others go back to their friends (and I imagine he’d be staying willingly for a certain amount of time to do something for the team, not forever) and Ruby goes up to him all sad and says “As long as you promise you’ll come back.” and Jaune smiles at her and says “I promise.”

And so when he does eventually come back, they hug and Ruby gets emotional and Jaune goes “Hey. I promised, didn’t I?”

Because that would parallel when they had to go their separate ways on the train and then met back in Argus,,,

Nevermind me I just love parallels and I would cry if this happened

girl who wants to be an astrophysicist cant bring herself to study for her science exam 28 dead 12 injured

Crime of the century!

Girl forced to read academic papers for her degree rather than being snuggled up in bed reading fanfic.

everyday a girl with adhd will wobble into the kitchen in the afternoon and say why do i feel like a feeble medieval peasant? and then the goddess of love will whisper to her ‘nourish yourself’ and the boy will stand up tall and announce ‘i have not eaten yet’ ‘i am dehydrated’ ‘i have to pee.’ and then he will do one of those things and his muscles grow twice as big

girls who melt when you pet them