CuriousCat Archive
A series of Q&A’s that were sent onto the group curiouscat, now imported here for readability and easy editing :y
Q - would psalm suck toes? y/n
Psalm: When would I ev-? Actually, never mind. The answer is no, of course not.
Q - Does Amos only eat cheese...
Keva: he takes when he can get
Q - plum you ever smoke weed before just curious
Plum: NO NEVER SMOKED BEFORE
Q - Han what is your hair care routine
Han: well its less mine and more a friend of mine's... they just gave me some gooey stuff that smells real nice and told me to use it once a week!! i dont know what to do about the growing black roots tho..... :(
Q - mister finn have u ever kissed before...
Finn: T-thats a very personal question! How rude... I've done it once, of course.
Q - han, would you drink with finn again? are you two getting closer?
Han: ...its easier to get close the more drunk we get so ye....
Q - Han, whats your favourite liquor? -Finn
Han: THE FASTER IT GETS ME DRUNK THE BETTER !!!!!!
Q - Psalm, do you believe in fate?
Psalm: Fate is a very romantic notion, and in the past I probably would've said no. Right now I have no choice but to believe in it, I think.
Q - on a scale of 1 to 10 han how much did you enjoy your fight with psalm (the one from the rp channel)
Han: ONE!!!!!! IM GLAD HE ACCEPTED BUT I DIDNT FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but ill win next time watch out psalm this tiger is OUT FOR BLOOD
Psalm: :psalmface:
Q - on a scale of one to ten how much did PSALM enjoy his fight with han !
Psalm: It was enjoyable because I won, although I was hoping it'd last a bit longer. 7. :psalmface:
Q - WHATS FINNS FAVOURITE LIQUOR!!!!!!
Finn: Classy red wine!
Q - rokka what do you think about your street performance career? do u have any ambitions?!
Rokka: IT’S FUN! I enjoy watching people's amazed faces especially the children. Ambitions...? Maybe? *rokka falls into thinking man pose for a very long time*
Q - Rokka, how do you keep your fur so soft and pretty? -Finn
Rokka: ⭐STEPS TO ROKKA'S FUR CARE !!!!!! ⭐
1) bathe in lakes! or rivers! (I personally like lakes hehe)
2) SHAKE IT DRY! shakeshakeshake (be careful of dizziness!!)
3) lick palms and smooth down ur fur. (this is the secret)
4) DONE! (congrats u have nice fur!!!!!!!)
Q - What was your first kiss like finn?
Finn: Thats a little secret between me and god.
Q - :):(
Rokka: who are you and what does this mean
Psalm: It's a secret code. Why not try deciphering it?
Q - finn whats your favourite blood type? pls and thx
Finn: I'm usually not open about this, but I only consume animal blood. I dont have a favourite. Beef based strikes me as the least worst so far.
Q - psalm does it hurt to cough up smoke? how bothered are you by it?
Psalm: I wouldn't say it hurts, but it feels about as pleasant as you'd imagine coughing up smoke would feel, which is to say, not pleasant at all. It mostly just makes it hard to breath, but considering the reason it happens I'm not sure I'm allowed to complain. I'd rather not take my chances.
It does bother me though.
Q - keva, do you prefer being alone or with friends?
Keva: friends
Q - keva, whats your favourite food?
Keva: roasted quail
Q - Does plum always text in all caps? Do they do that to show all their suppressed anger
Plum: does it seem suppressed.... DOES IT SEEM SUPPRESSE
Q - plum, why did you decide to go to the ball as a guest with vinny? did you think it was better cover than being a guard?
Plum: just didnt think id be much use as a bodyguard
also i wanted to dress up...
Q - to everyone: would you fuck on the first date ? 🤔
Han: i only fuck on the first date
Psalm: No.
Finn: What is it with these rude questions?
Rokka: UHHHHHHH---? WH=HAHA WHAT?
Keva: no
Plum: what the fuck
Cimmorro: i’ve never, but i don’t see why not if we liked each other enough. i’ve to say i’m difficult to impress on the first day gyahaha
Q - actually to everyone, whats your favourite food?
Psalm: There's a dish back in my hometown that we'd eat on holidays called “Smelt and Salt". Most travellers tend to find it salty to the point of being inedible, but I think its delicious.
Finn: The servants at our residence are quite skilled, I enjoyed almost everything they make. When I was alive, I favored simple chicken breast with baked vegetables though.
Rokka: Nothing can go wrong with a big ol' pot of beef and potato stew! I love soups
Han: we dont get a lot of fruit way south so i was so surprised when i saw lots of it at shorewater!!!!! ITS SO SWEET AND DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
Plum: theres this stew that my whole family comes together to make for special occasions and we put a lot of roots and flowers and vegetables in it its pretty good. havent had it in a while
Q - *like a kpop interviewer* to everyone: so what would your ideal partner be like? >:3c
Han: if they can dish out as much as they can take
Psalm: Someone who is fun to be around. Loyalty is nice too.
Finn: Someone who can handle me and is genuinely interested in all facets of my life.
Rokka: Someone who can enjoy the world with me especially nature. Accept me! P.S. Psalm, I am fun and loyal........ :pleading:
Plum: uhhh... someone kind i guess
Keva: (visibly uncomfortable and unwilling to answer)
Cimmorro: honest and devoted. someone who is easygoing would be a nice addition.
Q - WHY DO YOU FUCKERS NEVER PUT DOWN THE FUCKING TOILET SEAT IN THIS HOUSE!! SOME OF US ARE SMALL IN SIZE AND KEEP FUCKING FALLING IN
Psalm: Not saying I'm the culprit, but you honestly could just check first.
Rokka: I always try to remember to put it down! Although, I may or may not have forgotten once......................or 10 times..................................
Keva: you're tall enough to look before you sit
Q - Rokka, don't forget you owe me a drink the next time we find a tavern. - Psalm
Rokka: you got it, boss! but........can we have round 2.........please...........please.............................please.............please............................plea--[commercials cues]
Q - birthdays? birthdays?
Psalm: My birthday is on the 8th of Solstitium.
Plum: 32nd of soltrice
Keva: (briefly crinkles nose and doesn't answer)
Han: i dont know! no one in my tribe kept track of things like that. judging by stories i think it during elfons?
Rokka: hibernon, solvo 74!
Cimmorro: 55th of umbrois. i’m expecting presents now that you all know!
Q - favourite season
Psalm: Aestas. It's a bit silly, but my birthday falls around this time so I've always been rather fond of it.
Keva: elfons
Plum: elfons
Rokka: Elfons! where the grass is greenies
Han: elfons... i like it when it goes from cold to warmer temperatures :)
Cimmorro: rahtumna.
Q - before making a call (over sending stone or message or whatever) do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? why?
Psalm: Depending on the circumstances, yes.
Rokka: No need to think when speaking.
Cimmorro: depends if there are specific people i’m contacting. i generally don’t really care though.
Q - if you could be anything job-wise and nothing could hold you back, what would you want to be?
Psalm: I've never really given that much thought. I don't really make any grand plans for myself, as they tend to go awry fairly often. I think I'd enjoy writing plays...perhaps.
Keva: don't know, never thought about it
Rokka: I've also never thought about this <:9
Han: ah... i would like to travel again...
Cimmorro: i like the way things are right now. [mumbling] if anything, i’m more worried about losing it...
Q - what would be a "perfect" day for you?
Psalm: I enjoy plays quite a bit, so if I could spend an entire day watching a good series of performances I'd be quite happy. Some good company wouldn't hurt either. (As long as they don't talk.)
Keva, after thinking for so long it seems like she's not going to answer: being home with nothing important to do
Plum: I JUST WANT TO GO HOME
Rokka: running through a grassy land and bask in the sun (๑→ܫ←)
Q - when did you last sing to yourself? to someone else?
Psalm: My singing voice is rather unpleasant, so I don't do it often.
Keva: a month ago? i guess? who would even keep track
Rokka: I like to sing every time I bathe! rubba dub dub rubba doot doot rubba dee dee its nothing but a squeaky clean me!!!!!!!!!!
Han: (flushes) it was a while back
Cimmorro: i was part of the choir in my childhood. i was pretty okay! can’t say the same for the present though ahahaha
Q - what was the last dream you remember?
Psalm: I'd rather not say.
Keva: (doesn't answer)
Rokka: *thinking face*
Q - toilet paper over or under?
Psalm: Over? I'm not an animal.
Plum: what.... the fuck is this asking
Rokka: Is there a difference...?
Q - if you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
Plum: ...... [plum is starting to look uncomfortable]
Keva: (laughs, doesn't answer)
Psalm: I'm perfectly fine with how I was raised.
Han: (laughs) oh, throw the whole thing out
Rokka: nice answers everyone. NEXT QUESTION! :D
Cimmorro: wait, hmm… not so much on the way of raising but more on a certain part of the situation, i suppose?
Q - what is your most terrible memory?
Psalm: *Looks somewhat distressed.*
Plum: THIS IS MAKING ME ANGRY. IM NOT ANSWERING ANYMORE OF THESE TONIGHT.
Rokka: please stop asking these questions you're making my friends upset. This is upsetting.
Q - is there something you've dreamed about doing for a long time? why haven't you done it?
Psalm: I wouldn't say for a long time, but I haven't done it because I can't. Simple as that.
Keva: can't anymore
Rokka: Life hands you lemons so you gotta eat them. *nods* ( ̄ー ̄)
Han: i wanted to learn singing. why... well. life doesn't work sometimes.
Cimmorro: when i was a child, i dreamed of being at the top of the clergy’s hierarchy. then that immediately got crushed when i was told that only women were allowed to lead the church bahahaha! that was back then. right now i’m satisfied with my position and still have much to learn. but if the opportunity arises and i meet the requirements, i wouldn’t say no to seating as the high mother.
Q - if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
Psalm: I'm torn between knowing the truth about one thing from the past, and a very selfish glimpse into the future.
Keva: (doesn't answer, but seems to think about the question)
Rokka: *vibrates*
Han: there are so many things i want answers for, i dont think i could choose.
Cimmorro: [visibly cringing as several things come to mind]
Q - of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? why?
Psalm: Lots of morbid questions here. I'll pass on this one.
Keva: orin
Rokka: please i'm begging you..............please stop with these questions......
Cimmorro: … [quitely glances at how the others respond instead of answering]
Q - how close and warm is your family? do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
Han: (laughter that becomes progressively louder in volume)
Psalm: I quite enjoyed my childhood, but given the reactions of the others it seems I might be the only one fortunate enough to be able to say that...
Keva: i liked a part of it
Plum: dont know what the fuck psalm is talking about. ive had the happiest childhood a halfling could have thank you i wish i could be back home right now, actually
Rokka: it had its up and downs. i mean, who doesn't!!
Cimmorro: [laughs] i think mine is seen as particularly “strange” by most people, but i personally have enjoyed it regardless.
Q - how do you feel about your relationship to your primary caregiver growing up?
Psalm: At the moment, I'd say its rather complicated on my part. I'm ashamed to say why.
Keva: i don't
Han: *looks visibly sick for a second* ... poorly :)
Plum: as in my mom and pop? i love those two
Rokka: Tough love?
Finn: Cold.
Cimmorro: [beaming] grateful! i love em! would do anything to treat them at least even half as much as they’ve treated me.
Q - what roles do love and affection play in your life?
Psalm: I just LOVE to be AFFECTIONATE with people, so I'd say quite a large one :psalmface:.
Rokka: i got to befriend han! and finn! Also, psalm it's not good to lie to the people.
Finn: R-rokka I'm touched... Right now, love and affection couldn't be further removed from my life but hopefully one day, they'll play a bigger role for me.
Han: (shrugs) i like having sex
Cimmorro: i take pride in making sure that people who are important to me know that they are. it’s also the way they have treated me.
Q - for what in life do you feel most grateful for?
Psalm: ...Well I made it to Shorewater somehow.
Rokka: meeting Han!
Han: *was about to say something different but is so touched by rokka* dude......really? q_q me too dude....
Finn: My uncle. But recently I've made some good friends, I feel...
Cimmorro: the goddess’ guidance.
Q - what is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
Psalm: I- . Hm. For now, let's say it was beating Rokka at stone, parchment, shears.
Keva: i'm here
Rokka: PSALM PLEASE ROUND 2
Finn: So far I have nothing to my name, but that might change soon. I pray it will.
Q - if you were to die this evening with opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? why haven't you told them yet?
Psalm: Where I hid my buried treasure.
Han: i wont die.
Psalm: I like that answer.
Rokka: Why are you like this, anon?
Finn: I'd want to talk to Orin one last time.
Q - share an embarrassing moment from your life
Psalm: I fumbled a joke I was trying to make with Finn the other day. I won't go any further into the past than that, thanks.
Finn: Ah, so it was a joke? Please don't worry about it Psalm.
Rokka: nearly burning my friends alive because I sneezed. :(
Q - what's your favourite weapon and why
Psalm: For reasons I won't disclose let's just say I'm not very fond of weapons, my current one in particular. :psalmface: Spells are more useful.
Keva: daggers, easy to carry around and hide
Rokka: I guess my scimitars? They can cut plants and meat well so i can (try to) cook!
Finn: I love swords!! All swords! (he sparkles with excitement)
Han: i like being close and personal with someone but also enjoy the quiet rush of hitting a target from a bow
Cimmorro: i use a dagger but if i had a spear or an axe that would be kinda awesome actually.
Q - questions to fall in love here we go! 1) if you could invite anyone in the world to dinner, who would it be?
Psalm: ...I have a friend I haven't seen in a while, so I suppose I'd invite him.
Keva: do they have to be alive
Psalm: I was wondering the same thing.
Plum: i would want to eat dinner with my whole village but if its only one person then my sister. dont really like going to dinner one on on if i can help it but maybe thats something halflings dont like because theyre not antisocial bastards
Rokka: Do I HAVE to pick one? :(
Finn: ... Rokka! I'd love to dine with everyone though.
Han: oh, maybe aster? or ferrie chris? or uhh... (Han starts to look bashful and stops answering)
Cimmorro: willow.
Q - if you all were on a boat (lmao) and it was sinking and you could only save one person from the party who would it be
Plum: rokka or finn but i wouldnt be on a fucking boat if i could help it
Psalm: Plum, as they are arguably the only one I could carry. Oh, and Finn I suppose.
Plum: WOW THANK YOU THOUGH YOUD PROBABLY SINK LIKE A STONE
Keva: finn
Finn: T-thank you all... (blushes and gets too distracted to answer)
Rokka: This question is stressing me out. I'm stressed. This is stressful.
Han: myself? is this trick question
Cimmorro: myself so i can do this: [casts water walk] don’t worry bros i got this
Q - complete this sentence. "i wish i had someone with whom i could share..."
Psalm: I have nothing to share.
Rokka: ...this drink with! (psalm, round 2 please)
Finn: my fate.
Han: my past, without fear
Q - what, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
Psalm: I'd say death, but ha.
Rokka: what roomie said
Finn: I don't like jokes about my family and especially my uncle.
Cimmorro: Wee Jas.
Q - when did you last cry in front of another person? by yourself?
Psalm: I haven't cried since I was a kid.
Rokka: can we have more fun questions please :(
Finn: I rarely ever cry. But last time I did, I was comforted by someone precious.
Han: oh that was... (han becomes embarrassed) it is stupid
Cimmorro: [wearily looks over where ezra is currently sitting across the room]
Q - do you have a secret hunch about how you're going to die
Plum: i wouldnt say secret but yes
Psalm: Ugh.
Keva: had a few, anything goes now i guess
Rokka: why would you ask this? I don't like this question. :(
Finn: Not just a hunch.
Han: i won't die!!! what's with these questions
Cimmorro: nothing in particular. i just hope that it will be by the goddess’ fates.
Q - fmk vinny cole ezra
Psalm: (What kind of agenda is this?) F - Vinny, M - Cole, K - Ezra.
Keva: fuck ezra marry cole kill vinny
Psalm: Ah Keva, finishing your doppelganger's job for her I see. That's a bit harsh.
Keva: (lifts her hands in a halfhearted shrug)
Rokka: Friend: cole, Meet: Vinny, K....klean for ezra.........................
(in the periphery of the shot keva stares into the camera for the entirety of rokka's response)
Han: fuck ezra marry cole kill vinny
Finn: Who are these people? What is "fmk"?
Cimmorro: f-vinny, m-cole, k-ezra
Q - Everyone, where would you like to visit someday?
Psalm: I'm not really one for traveling but since we seem to be headed there already, Vargonia sounds interesting. There's probably a lot to do there.
Rokka: I like open land so anywhere with one?
Finn: Sharrif!! If I wasn't dutybound at home I'd love to move there.
Keva: never thought about it
Han: oh oh oh! some guy passed the inn and said there are mountains that reach into another PLANE in sonnate!!! i wanna go there!!!!!!
Cimmorro: i’d like to see the arcane well myself heehee
Q - what's your earliest memory? is this too spoilery idk i'm shooting my shot
Psalm: I'm pretty sure it was when my mother dropped me into the ocean by accident. Why I have no fear of swimming because of this has yet to reveal itself to me.
Plum: i remember........ bumping into the kitchen table when i was younger and something might've been a rolling pin hitting me on the head and then fucking crying obviously and my parents swinging me around
Rokka: I remember seeing a little bug flying around and chasing it all around so that I could tell them I thought they looked cute.....I was too small to reach the little bug on the tree though haha
Keva: i don't remember her name
Finn: Playing with my cousins, surrounded by our family.
Han: being held by big, heavy hands. close to the chest.
Cimmorro: falling off a cliff lol
Q - i had assumed psalms arcane power was new to him but is it actually?
Psalm: An interesting assumption. I'd love to know why you think so.
Q - PSALM ROUND 2 PLEASE - rokka
Psalm: I'll think about it.
Q - how do you sleep the best?
Rokka: laying sprawled on my back is the best! Sometimes fetal.
Finn: I actually... do enjoy sleeping in my coffin. So in confined spaces I suppose. Sharing a bed with Rokka was very comfortable too.
(Rokka self-fives himself in the bg)
Psalm: Having horns makes sleeping on my back a bit of an issue, but they sit just on top of my head enough for me to sleep reasonably well on my side.
Cimmorro: i don’t remember anymore… can’t say i’ve slept very well the last few years
Q - what was your mode of travel to shorewater?
Rokka: mode..? Oh, hard mode!
Finn: Hard mode?
Keva: (looks at the camera)
Psalm: Boat.
Han: foot, the odd cart here and there.
Cimmorro: i stayed on land as much as possible through various modes.
Q - around what time do you prefer to eat dinner?
Rokka: any time is good in my book!
Keva: late enough to not be hungry before i sleep
Finn: ..................
Psalm: Early evening? I've never given it much thought.
Q - if you knew in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you're living? why?
Psalm: My life right now is not something that is within my ability to change.
Rokka: Same as roomie here...I don't think I want to be falsely accused of murder...
Cimmorro: … no. i’ll just have to keep trying until such time comes.
Q - what’s your typical bed time? any routines?
Rokka: Never too late! I like to do some quick stretches after a long day for a good nights rest! Most of the time I just plop down lol
Finn: I like to stay up past sunrise actually.
Psalm: No. I usually go right to sleep. Preferably as early as possible since I don't like being tired.
Cimmorro: i try to keep a strict and healthy routine but [sigh]
Q - what's something you might like for (insert gift-giving custom for holiday equivalent here)?
Finn: Jewellery and swords.
Psalm: A good book would be nice. I also like masks.
Rokka: I'll like anything as long as it came from their heart! Just the idea of them thinking about me warms me up.
Cimmorro: same as rokka.
Q - how do you stay fit?
Rokka: 250 Push-ups, 250 Yard Handwalk, Jump Rope- 2000 Times, 250 Straight Punches to Heavy Bag, 250 Roundhouse Kicks to Heavy Bag, annnnnd 500 Squats.
Finn: Thats quite impressive
Rokka: ... (Rokka salutes)
Psalm: I wouldn't say I'm the most physically fit man out there. (8 STR)
Cimmorro: morning walks, maybe even jogs, if i’ve got the time to spare… which is almost never. does carrying stacks of books count?
Q - to everyone: do you like anime
Rokka: what's anime? :0
Psalm: ...Animals? They're alright. I like small ones, like puppies, kittens, chicks etc.
Finn: If you've seen Promare, please DM me.
Q - do you prefer meat or veggies
Rokka: meat......but veggies are good too.......can I pick both?
Psalm: Meat.
Finn: Meat as well.
Han: meeeeeat
Cimmorro: i find it difficult to enjoy a meal without having both.
Q - what is your most treasured memory
Psalm: :psalmface:
Rokka: :)
Finn: ^___^
Han: (Han thinks briefly and then blushes, embarrassed)
Q - how do you feel about physical touch? yea? nay?
Finn: I dont experience much of it but I enjoy it when I do.
Keva: depends
Psalm: I prefer to keep to myself.
Rokka: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *hugs Psalm*
Psalm: *Sighs*
Han: (shrugs) everyone was always touching me, so am used to it.
Cimmorro: big no! unless we’re close, don’t touch me.
Q - what does friendship mean to you?
Psalm: God is that you?
Rokka: Everything! Psalm, is God your friend?
Psalm: *suddenly regretting his answer*
Q - coffee or tea?
Rokka: TEA!
Psalm: I'm not particularly fond of either, but if I had to pick, tea.
Finn: Tea! What kind do you favor Psalm?
Psalm: Chamomile or mint, depending on what's available. And yourself?
Finn: Oh, I quite like that one too. My favourite is Rose Petal Blend though, perhaps we could share a cup- *remembers vampirism* Ah- perhaps I could have... a cup of blood if it doesnt disgust you.
Psalm: That wouldn't disgust me at all. Just pick a day.
Finn: *crying cat*
Keva: never had coffee
Cimmorro: coffee. though one of my parents often share their special tea brew with me in the afternoons or long nights of work. it’s pretty much the only kind of tea i like… i miss it.
Q - what's a favourite feature of yourself? can be external or internal, or both
Finn: I took good care of my hair before I became undead. So my hair would've been it.
Psalm: Regarding physical traits...my mother and I have identical eyes and horns. Mum found it cute, so I guess I grew up being somewhat fond as well... Interal, I don't self reflect that often. I'll leave that unanswered.
Rokka: I like my blue fur! and eyes!
Keva: (shrugs) don't think about that sorta thing
Han: (Han becomes increasingly despondent the more she thinks) none is good enough. i need to be better.
Cimmorro: my cleric magic!!!!!!!!! \\\\o//// i also like my hair and tail a lot!
Q - what’s something you used to be afraid of as a kid?
Finn: My aunt was quite scary haha.
Psalm: When my mother got mad at me...
Rokka: Loud noises
Keva: throwing up
Cimmorro: oh i used to see a shadow of a demon in my quarters quite often for a few years. freaked me out a lot of times but i believe lady wee jas protected me since that demon never did come to harm me at all. :D
Q - do you know the muffin man?
Rokka: The muffin man..?
Finn: The muffin man... I would like to meet him.
Keva: what
Q - what’s your preferred weather
Rokka: Sunny! but with a nice breeze! (≧▽≦)
Finn: I dislike rain, but fog can be nice to watch. Since I only operate at night now clear weather is preferred.
Psalm: I like sunny weather, but rainy days are nice when I don't have to be outside.
Keva: warm and clear
Cimmorro: same as psalm.
Q - are you an early riser or late sleeper?
Rokka: EARLY WOLF CATCHES THE DEER
Psalm: Depends on when I need to get up.
Keva: depends
Cimmorro: both…. 🤦♂️
Q - what are your feelings on pda
Rokka: What's "peh-dah"?
Psalm: I have no problem with it, although I dislike drawing attention to myself, so then again...
Cimmorro: depends, but especially dislike it during work.
Q - what’s your best “my coworkers are crazy” story?
Rokka: (nervously glances back at everyone) Um...Uh...Haha (forced smile)
Keva: (doesn't break eye contact with the camera as she gestures at the rest of the party)
Psalm: I was partnered with a friend once for a... well a thing that we had to do, and he somehow managed to gamble away all of his clothing.
Cimmorro: all of this right now
Q - what's your favourite type of bread
Keva: bread
Rokka: Any is good!
Psalm: Croissants are nice.
Cimmorro: any as long as it’s fresh out of the oven.
Q - when was the last time you laughed so hard it was hard to stop? what was so funny?
Psalm: Refer to the "coworker" answer.
Q - guilty pleasures?
Psalm: I like to read poetry. I only feel guilty about it because a friend of mine said it made me seem too brooding, and now I'm a bit self conscious
Cimmorro: playing pranks on my coworkers during break
Q - are you still in touch with friends from your childhood?
Keva: some of them
Rokka: I wish I could say that
Psalm: Not for a couple months now, no.
Finn: Yes! My friend Sagessa and I are penpals, so even if we're far apart we can always talk!!
Han: (han shakes her head dejectedly)
Cimmorro: mhm
Q - who's someone interesting you met recently
Rokka: Finn!!!!! He can turn into things! so cool
Psalm: I would also have say Finn, as I'd never met a vampire before now. Not to say the rest of you aren't interesting enough.
Finn: *turns into a bat and hangs himself upside down from Rokka's shoulder*
Han: (han looks around warily) (whispers) psalm BUT DONT TELL HIM THAT!!!! what is that guys DEAL
Cimmorro: i agree about finn
Q - what's the best day you've had recently?
Rokka: Hard to say with whats been happening
Psalm: "Recently" is a bit of a stretch.
Finn: I had a good time at the ball with Orin!
Cimmorro: the king consort accepting my offer was cool and exciting. feel like i haven’t had a normal job in years with how long these weeks have been going pffff
Q - do you have siblings
Psalm: It's entirely within the realm of possibility, but none that I'd ever care to meet.
Keva: don't know
Han: yes
Cimmorro: in a way, yes
Q - how important is fashion to you
Finn: If I dont look good whats the point of anything.
Psalm: Not very.
Keva: it's not
Rokka: Somewhat? I just bought my first and only shirt ever!! that's pretty fashionable of myself if you asked me. B)
Han: (gets bashful) there are some cute dresses i see around town but... :wiwi:
Cimmorro: [gestures at all of himself] :-)
Q - do you have any personal belongings that you would feel upset about losing? what are they?
Psalm: No, I've never really had any attachment to material things. I suppose there is this dagger I've picked up recently that has served some use, so maybe that...maybe.
Finn: My earrings or my sword. I cherish them.
Han: yeah. some weapons i have were made by uuh. a significant person in my life.
Cimmorro: my headpiece and holy symbol. other jewelry pieces i have i can replace easily, but not these…
Q - if you had a completely free day with no responsibilities or obligations, what would you do with your time?
Finn: Honestly? I'd like to sleep and dream about nice things.
Rokka: I would love to go sight seeing at places i haven't been to!
Han: oh me too Rokka!!!! maybe we can go together someday :)
Cimmorro: mmm… quite rare the last few years but i did enjoy my day offs by fishing, spending time with the children and sleeping of course. i’ve no idea what else to do, otherwise...
Q - do you take long or short baths?
Finn: I liked to take long baths back then.
Rokka: long! gotta make sure all this fur is fresh and clean!
Han: i used to be in and out of the water real fast but i can enjoy a long bath now sometimes...
Cimmorro: i like to take long ones whenever i can! but i often find myself having to take short baths or showers in a rush...
Q - favourite piece of literature?
Psalm: I haven't gotten much reading in recently, but I liked the stories my mum would read to me when I was younger. When I remember the names I'll get back to you.
Rokka: the ones that has a picture of something and words that tells me what they are! I like those if that counts
Keva: my what
Finn: I love folklore and fairy tales... I hope this doesn't make me seem childish.
Han: lich-reh.... is that one of those book names for a mushroom??
Cimmorro: does the white book count? feel like that’d be too obvious hehe… i like to read anything i find interesting at the time. arcane, scriptures of other churches, etc. not too big of a fan of fictions though.
Q - ur cute have a nice day ♡
Finn: Rokka someone said youre cute.
Rokka: oh..! really? how do you know?!
Q - if you could get away with one crime what would it be
Rokka: the only crime I will commit is this current crime due to being framed!!!
Cin: Arson.
Psalm: Murder I guess, given our current situation.
Cimmorro: ...if i knew i was guilty, i’d turn myself right in.
Q - We Got A Benefit Concert 4 These Male Lesbians In Da Planning Stages How U Gon Contribute
Keva: [geralt "hm"]
Q - where is this fuk house located. I need it for research purposes.
Han: there are several brothels in shorewater, if you want i can give recommendation...
Q - how do you feel about showing skin when it comes to what you wear? are you comfortable with it, or do you prefer not to?
Han: (slaps her bare thigh) you know it baaabyyyyyyy
Rokka: i feel more comfortable and less restricted with no shirt.....pants r cool tho!
Psalm: Like any average person.
Cimmorro: unless it’s incredibly hot out, i 100% avoid exposing any of these scales to any dirts and stains
Q - maybe in a word or two, without giving a lot away, what are you in shorewater for?
Han: i was told to get a fresh start here? whatever that means LOL
Keva: repay a debt
Rokka: im just s---im just sitting here
Psalm: No particular reason. Just ended up here really.
Q - do you ever feel lonely
Finn: ^___^
Rokka: hard to when I'm around these fellas *gestures to everyone*
Psalm: No, I don't mind being by myself.
Keva: (long silence with no eye contact before answering) sometimes, lately, whatever
Cimmorro: fucking homesick is more like it
Q - what's something that makes you feel nostalgic
Han: ... some of my weapons and tools.
Keva: i guess, elfonsent or whatever it's called here....big festivals for public holidays
Cimmorro: Jasper.
Q - do you like to cook? what would you say is your specialty?
Rokka: does roasting something on a stick count???
Han: same as rokka... i think i always did more of preparation of ingredients than actual cooking.
Keva: i don't cook
Cimmorro: yeee people seem to enjoy my stuffed grilled fish the most
Q - do you like it here in shorewater, unfortunate events aside?
Han: yeah!!! its been fun! i was not here very long but i made a couple of friends!!
Keva: eh, it's definitely true a lot of things happen here
Cimmorro: i'm not particularly interested of this place
Q - how would you feel about getting involved in a train murder mystery that may or may not involve werewolves?
Han: WEREWOLVES???????????? HOW DO I INVOLVE MYSELF
Keva: hard pass
Cimmorro: [grimacing] i’d rather avoid doing anything that doesn’t involve my duties to my faith, if i had the choice.
Q - what incredibly common thing have you never done?
Finn: So, I hear that commoners are very skilled in all sorts of handiwork? How exhilarating. One day, I'd like to fix my chair myself when it breaks down. Or shop for ingredients on a market street myself, imagine the wonders!
Keva: read
Cimmorro: ...a vacation?
Q - Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?
Finn: May I order some Nuggets
Q - do you prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
Psalm: Neither. I don't sleep on my side.
Keva: if i had to pick, big
Rokka: either one...I'm not picky
Finn: I have never been either. Well, perhaps the little spoon after sharing a bed with Rokka?
Han: big spoon!!!!!
Cimmorro: big
Q - do you like to dance?
Keva: (shrugs) it can be fun with friends
Psalm: Yes.
Rokka: yeah!! boogie woogie oogie
Finn: Very much so!
Cimmorro: yeap!!
Q - if you could have any animal or beast as a pet without any harm to you or those around you, what would you have?
Rokka: bunnies are cute hehe
Han: i would have a giant dragon or chimera or some thing badass like that
Finn: A dragon indeed sounds "badass". But isn't it too big?...
Cimmorro: both are huge and sound tedious to upkeep nonetheless. i’m perfectly happy with Jasper.
Q - if you were to change your hairstyle, what would you do?
Han: i wonder what it would be like if i cut all off, but...
Keva: cut it short again i guess
Psalm: I'd grow it out.
Rokka: *looks at his whole body* much to think about
Finn: I'd want to cut it short again. But at the moment I'm trying to grow it out.
Cimmorro: i once considered growing mine out a bit just to try, but i usually trim my hair during the summer so it never came to be. i feel like it’d be a hassle to do it now and i’ve lost interest.
Q - Hey! What do you guys think of the death penalty?
Keva: i don't Want to think abt the death penalty
Rokka: same here
Finn: Sir this is a fuckhouse.
Q - have you all ever heard a voice in your head?
Rokka: the one that sounds like me? yeah
Psalm: No.
Finn: *blinks Yes in morse code*
Q - boobs or butts?
Psalm: Who would ask this...? *He chuckles and doesn't answer.*
Rokka: Do.....Do we really have to answer this? *sweating*
Finn: There's only one correct choice.
Han: this question is foolish. both are great.
Q - if you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
Plum: .....................................
Psalm: The ability to go back in time would be useful.
Plum: the ability to go back in time would be useful
Rokka: stop making me choose one thing i can't choose.
Finn: I want to dual wield blades.
Cimmorro: teleportation powers perhaps...
Q - if you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30 year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
Psalm: What an odd question... I'd rather keep my mind. I'm curious how a 90-year old me would look.
Rokka: This is hard
Finn: *laughs in vampire*
Han: body
Cimmorro: body
Q - tell me about the first crush you remember having
Psalm: No.
(offscreen there is a screech of a chair. keva is leaving)
Rokka: Ummm......
Finn: (Finn "Hm"s) Did anyone else crush on characters from the books they've read? For me it was a swordsman, in any case.
Han: (whispers to the asker) whats a crush??
Cimmorro: [tilting head at han and shaking his head] ...yeah, finn. wee jas.
Q - what’s your favourite thing about someone you admire?
Rokka: she's really tall! and strong! I admire her strengths! she's really nice!!! She's the best.
Keva: that everything would be okay if they were around. or it felt like that at least
Psalm: He was more friendly than me, and I envied how easily he could make friends when we were younger.
Finn: He stands his ground against anyone.
Han: they are so easy going and kind hearted, even when i am not to them.
Cimmorro: just about everything? especially that they seem to never break under pressure and are completely capable of making decisions with swiftness and grace...
Q - would you like to be famous? in what way?
Psalm: Absolutely not.
Keva: no
Rokka: I don't think I have the skills to go that far.
Finn: I don't aspire much fame but some renown as a swordsman seems worthwhile.
Cimmorro: gaining a good enough reputation to be an influencer… i believe it would be important for the church, so i wouldn’t refuse it.
Q - rokka how does it feel to be the funniest person in existence
Rokka: I don't know how it feels because I just found out I am funny...? How?
Q - rokka i have on good authority that cole wants to play rugby with you what’s your response
Rokka: YEAHHHH LETS GOOOOOO maybe then we can become true friends through the bonds of rugby!!!!!
Q - rokka what do you think about shirts
Rokka: They're alright I guess? Don't really see the point of it though
Q - Plum, would you like to shop with me one day? I love your fashion sense. -Finn
Plum: I WOULD LOVE TO. WHEN THIS SHIT IS OVER THEN ALSO THANK YOU
Q - plum are your teeth crooked or did you lose a tooth
Plum: they're crooked
Q - cole what do you think about vinny as a boss
Cole: ooooh incredible ! The fact that i get to work under a wizard of his skills as an apprentice still bowls me over, I've learned so much and i haven't even been here all that long. I know he doesn't seem to like the Accord much but being part of their group is no joke, he musta' had some cool projects back in the day. He doesn't seem to mind when i break things either, he's a real swell guy like that, nothing like my last boss [nervous laughter]
Q - when is the last time you got a manipedi
Rokka: got a what?
Cimmorro: i do my own! as often as needed!
Q - what is it like having a tail
Rokka: Idk? ok? but what's it like NOT having a tail though? :thonk:
Psalm: ...Normal. This is the norm for me, so I have no clue how to answer this in a way that would be satisfactory to someone that doesn't have one. Like with any part of the body, I don't really think about it unless I remember it's there. I guess the one thing is that I don't like having holes in my clothes, so everything I wear is low waisted.
Finn: I wasn't aware everything you wear is low waisted, much less why.
Psalm: I always wear a waist sash, but next time I can go without if you're curious.
Cimmorro: i used to trip over my own tail a lot when i was a kid. it was rather long for my size at the time hehe
Q - you’re right rokka what is it like Not having a tail
Rokka: You Tell Me
Keva: they weren't asking you
Q - rokka how do you maintain your fur
Rokka: Check out my youtube channel please like and subscribe! -> [link to fur answer above]
Q - Keva what is the way to your heart? I'm asking for a friend...
Keva: tell your friend to find smth better to do
Q - finn your hair is so shiny what’s your secret
Finn, visibly confused: There is no secret to my haircare. I simply do what everyone else does, no? Personally I use lye soap and rosewater. Perhaps you ought to try a different oil or mixture from your usual.
Q - finn what do you think about your uncle’s growing fanclub? what does he think abt it?
Finn: His "fanclub"? Well, it is true people take a liking to my uncle rather quickly, but I've yet to see him reciprocate any such affections. If this "club" is anything official I would like to be its president though, to guide others of course. I may find someone who could get along with him, he really ought to settle down one of these days!
Q - finn can you tell us a little bit about your cousins?
Finn: Hmm... from the beginning they have been more outgoing than me, I must admit I am a bit envious of that. But the Vengaboys have brought out a lot in me already, I think.
Q - hey finn how tall are your heels
Finn: 3 inches. But I have taller ones for balls and the like.
Q - orin what would it take for you to share an embarrassing story about keva
Orin: hmmmm id probably wait until she left the room first....
Q - vinny how bad is your eyesight without glasses
Vinny: bad enough that id fall down the stairs in my own store if i lost em’ [anime sweatdrop] its why they have that handy string attached to them now, and well also because the cats like to bat at my face sometimes...
Q - ezra and cole have you ever had to help vinny find his glasses. let me clarify i know he has that thing where his glasses can hang from his neck but have you ever had to help vinny find his glasses bc he lost them anyways
Ezra: never, but he didn't always have the string, he told me he slapped it on because he had that exact problem.
Cole: I've only ever seen em' with that string so he’s never really lost em'... though one time he broke them and i had to help him around the store for a week until a friend of his could fix them, its the grumpiest ive ever seen him [ she makes a face like this :y and laughs ]
Q - ezra i'm serious will you please let me buy you a new coat
Ezra: [he looks down confused at his clothes] ....
Q - ezra why won’t you get a new coat
Ezra: ...... do i need a new coat...?
*Psalm laughs a little in the bg.*
Q - can you tell us more about your family han?
Han: ha ha hA HA HA HA HA HA HA. no. i want avoid all thought about them.
Q - han which muscle group is your favourite to flex
Han: (sits like the thinker for a long time in contemplative silence) for me, legs and thighs feel most strong. but others like when i flex arms 💪
Q - han you are very cool don’t let anyone tell you otherwise also i love you
Han: i am cool, thank you mystery stranger, also wH--
Q - han do you want to build a snowman
Han: you know, we used to play game where we would roll each other in wheel, down mountain, into snowmen, and who hits most win... fun times. i do want to build snowman again, yes :)
Q - which of you know how to tell direction from the stars
Han: i know ! 😊 (quieter) but only little bit...
Cimmorro: ...y’know, someone once tried to teach me how to do this but i’ve fallen asleep while we were talking. [has guilt written all over his face]
Q - han what is your favourite way to wear your hair
Han: ah...my sibling did this complicated braid on me, before... it look very thin, like basket weaving...sad, never learned how they do it (han looks a bit melancholic)
Q - what do you value most in friendship?
Psalm: I should buy a full pitcher of beer at the next tavern, and for every question about friendship we receive just take a long sip from it.
Rokka: the bond! loyalty! respect! this is more than one! oh well!
Finn: The ability to confide without fearing loss or judgement.
Keva: trust
Han: oh, i agree with answer from finn.
Q - han, cole, and rokka how did you get so swole
Cole: [she taps her forehead] step one...mental fortitude....
Han: (scoffs) have someone on your ass since you have memory
Rokka: (taps his biceps) determination!
Q - May I inquire where you've picked up that rodent from Keva? -Finn
Keva: while traveling
Q - psalm how long have you kept a journal
Psalm: Not very. I just started it. Helps to keep my thoughts organised, and having just reached Shorewater I figured it would be worth chronicling what I got up to.
Q - psalm you wear a lot of black nail polish but do you have any other colors? what are your favourites?
Psalm: I'm not fond of bright colours (for my nails at least), so black is my favourite. I've never really tried out anything else, but maybe I should, just for a change of pace.
Q - do you guys like piercings ?
Keva: do i like having them or do i like when other people have them what are you asking
Rokka: (points at keva) what she said
Psalm: Yes, I do have them after all.
Q - aaaaalright heres a better question then. would you prefer for your partner to have piercings or not? do you find it attractive?
Psalm: Oh I see. I guess they are attractive aren't they? (lol)
Rokka: if they like them then I like them! They can wear whatever they want! I don't really have a preference for it.
Finn: As long as it is nothing obscene, I will accept it. It can have its charm, I admit.
Keva: i don't really care. i guess?
Han: its so cool!! i wanted some myself but aah.. my tribe was very against that thing
Cimmorro: yeah and yup.
Q - hey tieflings what’s horn maintenance like for you
Psalm: Not unlike er-, "body maintenance". At least in my case I don't do anything particularly special.
Cimmorro: mine are too small to have any need for maintenance. i consider it a lucky thing since it’s less things to worry about.
Q - Psalm, who is your favourite character in GBF? -Finn
Psalm: I like Vania. I have to start playing water now because of her new alt unfortunately but... can't be helped.
Finn: Haha, I like that answer. Good luck with your water!
Psalm: Oh? I'm glad I passed. And thank you.
Q - would you ever wear matching couple things with your significant other
Finn: As long as it is fashionably, gladly.... That sounds like a very sweet idea, dear reader.
Rokka: yeah!! I think it's cute hehe
Psalm: That depends on the thing.
Keva: ^
Cimmorro: absolutely
Q - hi um this question is for psalm how do you keep your hooves warm in the winter? do you have socks? leg warmers?
Psalm: That's an interesting question. While I'm not that well versed in the specifics of tiefling anatomy, I do know that keeping warm isn't really an issue for me whenever it gets cold, so I don't typically wear anything like socks.
Q - rokka do you have a favourite meat dish?
Rokka: hmm...anything roasted on a stick? But that's a stick not dish...meat buns!
Q - hey psalm han and plum your brows are amazing what salon do you go to
Han: sah lon? i dont know what that but these run in family
Psalm: These are how they are naturally. I have better things to do with my own time than fuss about my appearance too much.
Q - what are your thoughts on the institution of marriage
Psalm: My parents are married and seem to like each other enough, so I suppose it's not so bad.
Finn: I think it is merely a matter of who you choose to spend your life with, not marriage itself. So, I would like to be wed happily.
Han: (whispers to the asker) whats marriage????
Cimmorro: [tilts head and squints a bit at han again rn]
Q - keva, do you think youll ever learn how to read? if yes, what kind of books would you want to read ?
Keva: (gaze falls to the table at the first question but at the second question she looks up and her eyes slightly squint questioningly at you) idk what kinda books there are bc i can’t read
Psalm: Would you like some recommendations? I can read them to you if you want.
Keva: (is getting visibly pink)
Psalm: ....Is that a no?
Q - for every one, what's the way to your heart??
Finn: Hmm... you must be worthy as my rival! (he gives his rapier a test swing) That is for sure. But should you lack a passion for swordsmanship, please do your best to entertain me at a ball, at the very least.
Rokka: um...? (Scratches his head nervously) I'm not sure how to answer this haha....just....please love me??? *shy*
Psalm: I've never thought about it. I just like who I like.
Cimmorro: fuck around and find out!
Q - do you own any porn? what kind
Han: asker, are you sure you dont just want directions to brothel?
Rokka: what's a porn and how do you own one? What kinds are there?
Psalm: "What's a porn" he says... Don't worry too much about it Rokka.
Cimmorro: the only porn you all should be reading is the white book
Q - would you or would you not try roller skates (shoes with wheels on them)?
Finn: Shoes with wheels on them? That sounds most absurd... and yet... I must inform my uncle of this. Where does one acquire such shoes... ?
Rokka: (tries to picture this in his head for too long the interviewer moves on) 🤔
Psalm: This sounds like a prime setup for falling on my ass, so no.
Q - hi vengaboys. i’ve been following your adventures since predebut. i’ve been stuck at home bc of a global pandemic and i gotta say it’s really bumming me out. what should i do
Finn: I have plenty experience with staying at home. A lot of people might tell you to hone a skill or indulge in hobbies you have been neglecting and while that can be a productive use of your time, it is easier spoken than done, no? I recommend, if you are allowed, to seek out quiet places without many people around. That way you do not endanger yourself or anyone else in these trying times. Spending time in nature is quite refreshing. Please look forward to our continued performance, dear reader.
Psalm: *Is somewhat amazed.* I don't think I can give a better answer than that one.
Rokka: wow finn you're so smart
Q - would you ever become a vegetarian if you aren’t already one
Keva: no
Rokka: I don't like salad
Psalm: Sure.
Finn: I would literally die. I know I like to not die, so no.
Q - To psalm and finn, what’s your thoughts on that belial guy?
Psalm: *coughs into his sleeve*
Finn: *does the same*
Q - how do you like to celebrate birthdays
Finn: I think throwing a ball can be quite fun, but I think spending it intimately is far more pleasurable. I am not so vain as to demand a ball each time.
Q - do you have people waiting for you wherever you call home? if you can share, who?
Finn: My family. I can't wait to speak to my cousins again and tell them about this job, shall it go well.
Psalm: I'm not sure if "waiting" is the word I'd use, but yes.
Cimmorro: i can’t imagine any of those people not wanting my presence again
Q - do you like hugs
Finn: ... If they come from the right people, then yes, certainly.
Rokka: oh! yes, I like hugging
Psalm: What Finn said. I like them about as much as the average person, although I have a friend that mocks me for not being particularly good at giving them, whatever that means. (How can you be bad at hugging...?)
Finn: Perhaps your posture is stiff, Psalm? It can make the hug feel rather "cold", so to speak.
Psalm: That's what he said... (He looks lost in thought.)
Rokka: psalm if you need practice hugging I am here (stands there with open arms)
Finn: Consciously think about your movement. Are you actually bending your torso, properly using your arms? Try with Rokka.
Keva: (was about to answer but is now biting her lip to keep from laughing at rokka and finn coaching psalm on hugging)
Han: (faces away from this spectacle and slaps a hand over her mouth to not break out laughing too)
Psalm: There's a lot more that goes into hugging than I initially thought.
Q - do you prefer hot weather or cold?
Keva: hot
Han: cold!! honestly its too hot in shorewater... i never thought i would miss snow
Rokka: more warm than hot......but if i had to choose between the two then it would be cold
Finn: I've been preferring cold weather as of late.
Psalm: Hot.
Cimmorro: personally i’m more of an in between guy but if i’ve no choice then i’d say cold.
Q - when was the last time you went on a date
Finn: I'd like to go on one in the first place :cryingcat:
Rokka: I wanna go on one too!!
Finn: ... Looks like we both have something to gain here. I jest of course.
Psalm: *racking his brain* Can't remember.
Cimmorro: a couple or so years ago.
Q - Hello Vengaboys!
We have not had the pleasure of meeting but I am an old friend of Finnian's. He tells me about your travels in his letters and I quite look forward to reading them. Your time in Shorewater sounds like it has been quite the whirlwind! I am writing because I have always known Finnian to be a kind and gentle boy who worries about others often, and I want to be sure he is as okay as he says he is. How is he really? Please treat him well, and please do not tell him I wrote! I imagine he would be quite beside himself with embarrassment if he found out.
Sincerely yours, Sagessa
P.S. I do hope we get to meet one day! May Pelor protect you until and long after then.
Rokka: Hello sagessa!! Nice to, uh, read you! I didn't know he had a friend! Yes...shorewater has been super crazzzzy. Kind of scary actually...don't come here. (Lol) you're right he is kind and well so far! He's nice to me and I like him! We shared a bed and it was nice. Also, don't worry my lips are sealed! Promise! Sincerely, Rokka. P.s. I hope to meet you soon! (saying this all outloud)
Q - Who taught you all how to fight? Or to hone in on a specific skill?
Psalm: I've been trying to figure that out myself.
Rokka: my father
Finn: *side eyes psalm* I took an interest in swordsmanship early. I've had an instructor and participated in many tournaments. Your opponents are your most valuable teachers.
Han: ...the whole tribe, really.
Keva: i learned on my own at first.
Cimmorro: good ol’ parents gyahaha
Q - do any of you know how to give good massages
Psalm: I know, but whether or not they're "good" remains to be seen.
Cimmorro: we were certainly taught basic massage techniques but i don’t really have the strength for it [laughs wryly]
Q - what are your thoughts and feelings about your country or hometown?
Psalm: I'll save time and just say that they're mostly positive.
Finn: My hometown is okay. Could be better. :/
Cimmorro: i like my hometown. i can’t imagine settling down anywhere else at the moment.
Q - do you like bugs
Rokka: yeah, they're neat! Lady bugs were my favourite when I was young.
Keva: as long as they're not biting me or trying to get at my food, they're fine
Psalm: No, but I'm not scared of them either or anything silly like that.
Finn: As a child I was less aversive to them but I must admit I find them most unpleasant and avoid all contact.
Cimmorro: yeah!
Q - would you confess to your love interest first
Rokka: idk maybe? I've never been in this situation before do I'm not sure...👉👈
Psalm: It depends. No sense in keeping some things hidden though.
Finn: If there is no other way, yes.
Cimmorro: sure. beating around the bush feels like a waste of time really.
Q - Do any of you have any second given names?
Finn: Yes, actually. My second name is Oswald.
Han: (scoffs) no. threw it out.
Q - does your chain hang low does it bobble to the floor can you tie it in a knot can you tie in a bow can you throw it o’er your shoulder like a smth smth smth does your chain hang low
Finn: Psalm, do you recognize this writing ?
Psalm: It...sounds vaguely familiar, but as I'm not from around here I'm not too sure.
Q - have you ever been to or in a wedding party? do you like going to weddings?
Psalm: I've been to my parents' wedding, but aside from that not really. I do like parties. Wedding parties seem like fun.
Cimmorro: i ordain weddings... or, well, i used to. the parties are fun, but overseeing the ceremony itself is something i’d rather avoid.
Q - have you ever been somewhere haunted?
Psalm: I would hope not.
Cimmorro: once or twice? strangely fun? i’d recommend it :)
Q - have you ever held a baby
Psalm: Probably? What kind of question is this?
Han: ..yeah.
Cimmorro: yeah! it was practically my job back then haha
Q - what would be an invention you’d really like to see to make life easier
Psalm: Airships were already invented, so I'm out of ideas.
Cimmorro: a portable communication device more efficient than a sending stone sounds nice
Q - plum do you miss your sister?
Plum: yeah. who the hell are you
Q - keva what's your favourite hairstyle?
Keva: there’s up and there’s down idk how to do anything else
Finn: You don't know how to do anything else? If you are ever interested I'd be happy to assist you in finding something to your liking. And to teach, shall you wish it.
Keva: first psalm now you what is going on
Psalm: It's an admirable trait for sure :-).
Finn: You could simply stand to make more of yourself, Keva.
Keva: you're just making fun of me now
Finn: Absolutely not. But let's just say you're not going to impress anyone like this.
Keva: who is there to-- i'm not Trying to impr-- okay (she is leaving)
Finn laughs quietly to himself as she leaves
Psalm: Hmm.. if I ever grow my hair out I'll be sure to come to you Finn.
Finn: Gladly.
Q - i heard thru the town crier that you all were not in fact the ones who ruined elfonsent spell but how do i know i can trust you
Psalm: We didn't ruin the ball. Just take the kings' word for it I guess
Q - do you like to draw
Finn: I do not recall ever trying my hand at it. I've no time for such things.
Plum: sometimes
Cimmorro: sure.
Q - would you get a tattoo? what and where would it be?
Rokka: What if 😳 I already 😳 have a tattoo😳 ? 😳 On my back 😳
Plum: *confused thinking about all the fur... did they shave him first and then tattoo him? the fuck would be the point if the fur just grows back??*
Han: i only have all this birthmark... and if anything, i would like to get rid of them.
Cimmorro: i already have one but maybe i’d get a few more 🤔
Q - when you’re not feelin so hot what do you do to cheer yourself up?
Rokka: roaming or good company is always nice...but it hasn't been that easy to have these days.
Keva: find somewhere up high
Psalm: Not sure. I have the tendency to avoid problems.
Plum: drink, i think? pretty sure i drink
Han: go as far into a forest as i can
Cimmorro: drink
Q - have any of you had a job before this? i know han worked at the swallow’s perch but what about the rest of you? what was the job if you can share?
Psalm: I'm in my early twenties. I think there'd be something wrong if I didn't have some line of work before this. (He ignores the rest of the question.)
Plum: i work for an alchemist over in talornia
Rokka: check it (starts juggling)
Han: hey im still working there ;-;
Cimmorro: temple work. i help oversee almost everything.
Q - do any of you know how to play instruments?
Psalm: I definitely can't.
Keva: sort of, not really
Cimmorro: nah... though i was interested in learning one
Q - any favourite scary stories?
Psalm: I'm pretty ambivalent about the horror genre. Not my thing.
Finn: That's a shame. I would've asked you for a recommendation Psalm.
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or would the ex gf just stick to the simple script of 'how could you do this to me'?
WelshenToday at 1:12 AM
Uh idk i like to think they liked each other so maybe not cussing bu like youre the worst i cant believe u did this to me
[1:12 AM]
Like me when u mention star trek
puzzlezToday at 1:12 AM
ur the ex gf
[1:12 AM]
i c
WelshenToday at 1:12 AM
Ofc
[1:12 AM]
U trusted sadi tho
[1:12 AM]
Thats on u man
puzzlezToday at 1:13 AM
and okay, i know some people can get monstrous with their language when they're really upset and i didn't know if the ex gf would be the type to hurl insults to hide her hurt or if she'd be a lil more 'mature' about it
[1:14 AM]
also would she care that it was a guy trevor 'cheated' with or would that not rly faze her/be something she mentions?
WelshenToday at 1:14 AM
I dont think she noticed
[1:14 AM]
That comes up next time
puzzlezToday at 1:14 AM
there's a next time omg
[1:15 AM]
idk if i feel worse for trevor or markus having to put up with angry ex gf popping up and making their budding (and doomed) love awkward
WelshenToday at 1:17 AM
Well yeah she doesnt give up duh
[1:17 AM]
I think she comes back like im pregnant
[1:17 AM]
Halp
[1:18 AM]
And trevor has half a backbone and says no go to my ex best friend is it even mine no ofc it isnt lol
[1:19 AM]
Eventually tho the best friend just vanishes so trevor thinks its immoral to let a pregnant woman live on the street right obv she has it very difficult
[1:20 AM]
But he kind of asked markus to move in and now has to amend it to move in with me and my preg ex
[1:20 AM]
Eventually they get marrued for the child even if its not his so
[1:20 AM]
Shrug??
puzzlezToday at 5:51 AM
i'm assuming that markus overhears most/all of the convo between trevor and his ex gf since the apartment isn't that big?
WelshenToday at 5:51 AM
Yeah
[5:52 AM]
He doesnt really care about cheating, he would never do it but most of his customers obv cheated on wives and stuff
puzzlezToday at 5:53 AM
so i know markus wants to just hide under a blanket and die but does he ask trevor at all about what happened with the ex gf or is he okay with just not talking about it?
WelshenToday at 5:53 AM
Hmm
[5:54 AM]
Well maybe he asks if the chocolate didnt work out or smth
[5:54 AM]
And trevor just mentions that apparently his best friend was giving it to her
[5:54 AM]
Wink
[5:55 AM]
But not really more than that, maybe later when trevor goes boyfriend? Markus asks if the ex is an ex(edited)
puzzlezToday at 5:58 AM
so what happens after the little talk about the ex gf? like, does markus mention anything about hanging out again/does trevor?
[5:58 AM]
basically, how do they decide to keep in touch
WelshenToday at 5:59 AM
Ugh
[5:59 AM]
Well markus doesnt really carry a phone
[5:59 AM]
So thats out
puzzlezToday at 5:59 AM
rofl
[5:59 AM]
i wasn't sure if like they didn't establish communication and bump into each other again or if they decide while still in the apartment that they want to hang out again
WelshenToday at 5:59 AM
So idk a normal way to deal with that,
puzzlezToday at 6:00 AM
like trevor saying something like "well we never finished that movie so u wanna come over again some time to try again" or smth
WelshenToday at 6:00 AM
God thats so perfect lol
[6:01 AM]
Markus is prob awk saying sorry dont have a phone, you cant come over
[6:02 AM]
Cuz he's staying with another family
[6:02 AM]
A friend of jonahs cousin its complicated
[6:02 AM]
So trevor is like well i work at the mall at x clothing store bla bla
[6:03 AM]
And markus goes yeah i work at the crepe/non usa pancake bar
[6:03 AM]
So they mostly hang out at trevors apt, at work or the mall. Meet me at x tmrw at 4 or whatever people do(edited)
puzzlezToday at 6:05 AM
so i was picturing the original convo (after the ex gf leaving) kind of being like a little awk and then when markus tries to flee, trevor dropping a comment about like "hey come back at x time to finish the movie with me" and markus agreeing
WelshenToday at 6:06 AM
Oh yeah that makes sense, markus cant say no if he feels he owes something
puzzlezToday at 6:07 AM
and that's kind of the end of the scene, and i guess the next scene being the movie?? i'm kind of wondering like
WelshenToday at 6:07 AM
Thats kind of fuzzy
puzzlezToday at 6:08 AM
did u want to do something dumb and cute like the two running into each other at the mall somewhere and that's when they both say they work there?
[6:08 AM]
like idk they're on break
[6:08 AM]
or trevor is on break and wants a quick snack but damn gf packs lunch and shes not there so he didn't pack a lunch and gets cheap/quick junk food and -- oh hi markus how u
WelshenToday at 6:08 AM
Oh hey that second one is cute
[6:09 AM]
Im pretty sure markus workplace is like a 10min walk from the mall or smth but its well recommended
[6:09 AM]
So it would make sense i think
[6:10 AM]
Idk im incompetent at cute
puzzlezToday at 6:10 AM
omg no ur fine
[6:11 AM]
over the past few years i feel like i've gotten good at bouncing ideas off of ppl because despite doing v little actual rp'ing i've planned a shit load of details for the rps and it mostly involved me concocting ideas until the other person says "i like that one"
[6:11 AM]
so if i make a rec u don't like ur not going to hurt my feeings btw
WelshenToday at 6:11 AM
Well im kind of particular
[6:12 AM]
But more about personality
[6:12 AM]
Also why would u care about yr feelings when u go for yoga and skurk
puzzlezToday at 6:15 AM
so it could be like the next work day (i forget but i think the amusement park was on a saturday? so its sunday rn? so next work day is monday unless markus works whenever/whatever days) markus sees trevor and there's that little burst of surprise at seeing each other, and trevor explains i work at the mall, and markus is all oh never seen u here just surprised and trevor semi awkwardly explains yehhhh ex gf packed lunch so now i gotta figure out food for myself/didn't have anything today buuuut won't complain at seeing a friendly face (or something kinda friendly and flirty)
[6:16 AM]
and maybe they have a small flirt fest and at the end trevor says something about "oh i never got your number?" and markus admits he doesn't have a phone and trevor is all well sighs guess i gotta wait until saturday (whatever time they agreed to see the movie)
WelshenToday at 6:16 AM
Yeah that sounds about right
puzzlezToday at 6:17 AM
and markus feels a bit tickled at someone expressing excitement at someone seeming a bit excited about meeting up
WelshenToday at 6:18 AM
The only attention markus has gotten is from spencer so yah now he's a pretty easy flirt
puzzlezToday at 6:18 AM
is trevor a sweet tooth that he would start to casually show up at markus' work every now and then for a bite of food and a quick flirt with markus?
[6:18 AM]
...wait what kind of crepe place we talking actually
WelshenToday at 6:18 AM
Im sure he would do it anyway, see taking care of ex gf
[6:19 AM]
Swedish pancakes are apparently called crepes in usa
puzzlezToday at 6:19 AM
the traditional ones like in france were there are also savory crepes (filled with meat/cheese) or the kind where they just have desert (piled up with sugar/fruit)
[6:19 AM]
u have ur own omg
[6:19 AM]
google time
WelshenToday at 6:19 AM
Christ
[6:19 AM]
But yeah i think its at most cheese
[6:20 AM]
Not meat really ? Idk how they stay in business
[6:20 AM]
But hey we eat pancakes w jam for lunch in sweden so f u america
puzzlezToday at 6:20 AM
...huh
[6:21 AM]
they look like crepes idk taste difference obv
[6:21 AM]
we have places here that only sell sweet crepes
WelshenToday at 6:21 AM
Ifbwe were to make crepes
[6:21 AM]
They would be even thinner and smaller
puzzlezToday at 6:21 AM
most americans think crepes = dessert only even tho in france they're mostly a savory snack/light meal
[6:21 AM]
yeah the swedish ones look a little thicker than french crepes but other than that they look similar
[6:22 AM]
what do u want me to call them in the story
WelshenToday at 6:22 AM
Probably are idk
puzzlezToday at 6:22 AM
i mean i can call them the swedish name if u want
WelshenToday at 6:22 AM
Theyre called crepes in the next story
[6:22 AM]
Which is the nsfw of markus workplace
[6:22 AM]
Please dont eat there its unsanitary
[6:23 AM]
Every surface has been banged on
[6:23 AM]
Maybe not the stove
puzzlezToday at 6:24 AM
omfg figures
[6:24 AM]
wtf r they called in swedish tho
[6:24 AM]
none of the recipes i'm looking at call them anything but crepes
WelshenToday at 6:24 AM
Pancakes
[6:24 AM]
Or pannkakor
puzzlezToday at 6:25 AM
huh okay
WelshenToday at 6:25 AM
Literal translation
puzzlezToday at 6:25 AM
does markus' workplace have a name or is it just "that crepe place"
[6:26 AM]
same goes for trevor's workplace actually is it just "the clothing store"?
WelshenToday at 6:27 AM
Rofl idk remember unnamed bf
[6:27 AM]
Idk if i use real ones or made up ones
[6:28 AM]
Instead of an h&m store its m&h maybe shrug
puzzlezToday at 6:30 AM
that works, yeh
[6:30 AM]
i tried looking up cute crepe store names but the best i found was "cut the crepe"
[6:30 AM]
(pun on cut the crap but not very good if u ask me)
WelshenToday at 6:31 AM
Snort its cute tho
[6:31 AM]
Im bad at puns
[6:31 AM]
Markus loves puns, its not compatible
puzzlezToday at 6:32 AM
omg well if it comes up do u want the crepe place to be called cut the crepe?
WelshenToday at 6:32 AM
Sure
[6:32 AM]
And if we come up w something better i can just edit shrug
puzzlezToday at 6:33 AM
yeh
[6:33 AM]
idk if it will come up tbh since i'm not rly the type to shove details in unless it feels natural if that makes sense?
[6:34 AM]
like idk if i'm writing from markus' pov for example i'm not going to wax poetic about how he looks every time he glances at a mirror because realistically how often do u look at urself in the mirror and analyze ur every detail
[6:34 AM]
ur more likely to give it a quick glance and be done
[6:34 AM]
stuff like that
[6:34 AM]
but yeh it's good to know small stuff in case it does come up for any reason
WelshenToday at 6:36 AM
Sure thats fine
[6:36 AM]
Fun to think about tho
puzzlezToday at 6:36 AM
yeh
WelshenToday at 6:37 AM
Thats more if i do art for it
[6:37 AM]
Wink
puzzlezToday at 6:38 AM
okay so for now it's ex gf shows up, melt down, awk convo and trevor asks for markus to come back to finish the movie, meet up at markus' work, and then movie
[6:38 AM]
omg yes
WelshenToday at 6:38 AM
Yah sounds very good
puzzlezToday at 6:40 AM
so should it be like trevor shows up earlier in markus' work week (like mon or tues) and then again later in the week (friday or smth)? or would trevor not rly think too much about markus after the first encounter at the crepe place cuz moping about gf off and on?
[6:41 AM]
i'm wondering if maybe they agreed to meet up like friday at 7 pm or smth and would/do you want trevor to show up after his shift at the crepe place for a sweet bite and then lingers and asks if markus wants to walk back to his apartment after markus gets off?
WelshenToday at 6:41 AM
Idk i think he was suspecting her for a while? Which is why he blew up at markus for "cheating" the wheel
[6:42 AM]
So hes probably okay with how it turned out
[6:42 AM]
And hes got a rebound now too
[6:42 AM]
Whos very compliant
[6:42 AM]
But yeah he can border on stalker
[6:43 AM]
Very simpleminded guy we're talking about
[6:43 AM]
And i guess hes worried about losing contact?
puzzlezToday at 6:44 AM
omg well it could also be like idfk trevor feels a little excited at the idea of moving on if he was okay with how things went with the ex gf
[6:44 AM]
thought it might make markus happy to have a guy kinda acting like a dope at the idea of a date-not-date thing
[6:45 AM]
like trevor kinda being like "well if ur not doing anything after u get off u don't have to wait until 7 to come over u could walk home with me"
WelshenToday at 6:47 AM
Yeah definitely
[6:48 AM]
Markus is happy to have a friend first of all
[6:49 AM]
Well a nice friend
[6:50 AM]
So yah markus does kinda see sex as an unevitable payment for a relationship tho
puzzlezToday at 6:50 AM
poor kid
[6:51 AM]
so would trevor make moves for 'round 2' of the failed sex on movie day or would they just chat and hang and flirt?
[6:51 AM]
idk how fast things actually get sexual with them so
WelshenToday at 6:55 AM
I dont really know either
[6:55 AM]
Whatever ur comfortable with to start
[6:55 AM]
But yeah im sure trevor is the kind of guy who goes hey i studied lots of porn
[6:56 AM]
Watch what i can do and markus just finds it adorably vanilla lol
[6:56 AM]
Maybe he tries to proper date on date one a kiss on date two etc
[6:57 AM]
Markus finds all of him adorable but in the end too naive for a longterm relationship i guess
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Rules 🟡 About 🟡 Bio & Misc
DISCLAIMER: This is not intended by any means to be an entirely serious rp blog. This is originally based based in Grand Theft Auto 5. And was created in a custom Grand Theft Auto Online server by Markiplier and thusly portrayed by him whilst he played. If anything this is a Crack!Role Play blog that looks well put together Face claim and all but I'm really just here for rediculous interactions and wild hijinks with a clueless dad delivery man. That being said: any backstory and the creation/ videos/ acting itself belongs to Markiplier. I'm simply just writing a character that I enjoy and makes me laugh.
Please Note: This blog will still contain highly suggestive content and situations with a comedic take on them. This includes being robbed, murder, drug use, hostage situations and then some. I mean-- Stan was made in Grand Theft Auto.
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This is a side blog to my main: mxrkedfordeath
Para/ Novella writing length
Primarily dash/mobile profile
18+ no ifs ands or special cases
Again: this is a Satirical/Crack/Meme role play blog. Expect rediculous things to be said and done
NSFW present/ Friendly
Non-Selective; as mentioned above I created this blog for fun. If any of this meme I have created interests you please feel free to send me a DM or ask and let's see what wild hijinks we can get Stan into huh?
Although the voice is provided by an internet personality that is where this ends. I am still uncomfortable with interacting with blogs that portray real life people or influencers/ internet celebrities. I'm not going to have Stan rob someone with a celebrity that is real. It's...its uncomfortable.
Considering my reason I made this blog and the nature of it, random starters or asks are welcome! If it's a weird situation, place or even different universe I will make That Water Boi lore friendly.
That being said however: please do not include oneself in a thread that you are not involved in.
Absolutely no personal blogs
OC friendly
Crossover/AU friendly
No Godmodding
No hate/ harrassment
Multimuse and Sideblog friendly
Unless featured or seen in the Stan The Water Man videos by Markiplier there will be no preestablished anything. Unless it is Kiki, or Jimmy Stan does not know you and this naive man child will greet you very horribly as he always does.
Shipping: I do allow it but dont think its going to be very serious either. When he sees you ladies? Its literally hitting the jackpot if you get more than a few words that are even close to coherent. So yes. If you wanna simp or thirst over stan that's cool just know that his skull is thicker than a military bunker wall.
•Memes, asks, and shitposting alike is pretty much this whole blog. Stan is a sweetie but hes not close to being the uh... brightest bulb in the box.
About:
Stan or Stanley Wheeler is a 39 year old delivery man and a family man. He strives to please those around him with wonderful water and his company.
Still a delivery man with his new life after a difficult divorce and loss of custody of his "Sweet baby boy Roy" he focuses on bettering his life as a means to be reunited with his son.
He is always well hydrated and firmly believes in comfort and efficiency instead of style.
(About if you stumbled into this shit show):
This is a role play blog for an original character created by Markiplier in a custom Role Playing server for Grand Theft Auto V. It's quite literally a chaotic whirlwind where the main protagonist is a 39 year old divorcee whose love for water is concerning... but not so much as the mans gullible nature and far to generous personality.
This is really only a summation because there are literal HOURS of videos of Markiplier playing Grand Theft Auto and being the voice of Stan Wheeler during his adventures in Los Santos. It features amazing improv and the ever expected rediculous chaos that ensues in Grand Theft Auto.
Bio:
Name: Stanley Wheeler
Gender/Gender Identity: Male
Age: 39
Face Claim: Chris Evans
Voice Claim: Marikplier/ Mark Fischbach
Romantic/ Sexual Preferences: Questioning/ Unsure
Nick names: Fanny pack, Water boy, Sunflower
Personality: Generous, Optimistic, Friendly, Oblivious, Awkward, Curious, Helpful, Trusting
Occupation: Courier, Delivery Man/Boy, Water Delivery Man
Favorite Color(s): Blue & Yellow
Likes: Water, Fanny Packs, Sunflowers, Biking, Work, His Son
Dislikes: Coffee & Soda, Lying, Fighting, Talking to women (watch the episodes to know)
Hobbies: Biking, Boating, Spending time with his son, Meeting new people
Quirks/ Other Traits: Has a strong....Love for water, Suffers from a yet to be diagnosed but constant seizing of bodily muscles that occasionally cause harm, A REAL Virgin 'Dad', Amazing at lockpicking, Terrible Driver
Final Note/ Disclaimer: Again, although this blog is for fun from a truly chaotic and hilarious improvised playthrough of a unique online role playing server for Grand Theft Auto V, please REMEMBER what game Markiplier created and voiced Stan in. Just because Stan is clueless doesnt mean the subject matter is. A lot of dark humor and shady if not bad situations arise in Mark's videos and I really do want people to know that although this is all in good fun the dark unfiltered comedy of Grand Theft Auto is still going to be followed in this portrayal. That means Stanely would very well (and has) ended up robbing people, kidnapping, Killing people or being an accomplice, Jokes based upon sexuality, Gender and then some. Of course before writing I will ALWAYS discuss subject matter that you would like to avoid but unless stated the aforementioned or to those whom have watched the adventures of Stanley know just how inappropriate and harsh/blunt/in your face comedy that is present.
Not only one final disclaimer as to how nsfw Stanley's life and choices end up being-- but giving credit is where it is due; Markiplier. He literally Created Stanley Wheeler and his uh... well him. And brought Stan to life via voice and gameplay. Stan never is and never was mine he's just a character.
Mun absolutely DOES NOT ≠ Muse
Stanley Wheeler-- is an idiot that makes horrible decisions and let's horrible things happen around him. I do not reflect any of the jokes or encounters featured in the gameplay series. I just so happen to enjoy comedy (albeit quite a bit can be not PC) and a good story. Literally this blog came out of a joke my best friend made at 4 am after binging Stan The Water man saying I should make a role play blog for Stanley Wheeler. And so? I did.
Important Note: Activity and response time
Updated: 04/10/2020
I made this blog for myself for fun and the same goes for the people I meet/ interact with. It will be sporadic at best. If I feel like it expect meme or shitpost worthy spamming of the Water Delivery Dad we got but never deserved.
Neither my main nor is Stan a job. Quite bluntly most times when I go inactive I'm literally just doing something else. Anything else.
That ties in to the fact that although I am non selective I am still allowed to say no. And expect reciprocated respect if I say no for ANY reason. I dont owe anyone anything and just like everyone else here this is for fun and enjoyment purposes. This is not our job, and we have nothing forcing us to do this.
But - I am fine with a poke at me and my noggin' every once in a while. I do a lot of things and I cant even remember where I put my vape or phone after 5 minutes. That means I forget. And I do. A LOT. And I can admit that.
MUN & MUSE RULE ZERO: Absolutely no Drama, Vaguing, Callouts, Harassment, Hate or insults/ criticizing on how you THINK the muse I write SHOULD BE.
I'm chill. And I legit hate social confrontation to the point I cry in front of people face to face if it is too much, too hurtful, too angering.
I don't care if someone said something shady our of character that one time or that you think an individual deserves to be directly blasted in front of numerous people.
I dont care if you think that just because I wrote a characters sexual or gender identity outside of what you like.
I dont care how many times you ask or dm me to respond or plot when I had already respectfully declined.
Of course hate and harassment is something I do care for-- because its quite literally just pure toxicity. If you do this you will be ignored and blocked or even reported depending upon when transpired.
All I ask is to be treated kindly in return as I treat everyone until I am given reason not to. That's it. Literally. I am 22 years old and have no patience for any of the aforementioned.
Quite frankly to me it's childish and quite often comedic or petty in my eyes to even have callouts and vauging exist.
I am only addressing this because of the years and various muses canon and original alike I have been harassed for interactions, sent honestly some pretty vile anons, and plenty of messages telling me "X is actually supposed to be gay." Or "no actually they dont like X", I've been called out for literally some of the most childish reasons and my being honest and blunt upset people-- or the word 'No' was not existent in their vocabulary.
And finally-- if for any reason in the RPC someone I am Mutuals/ Mains/ Friends with or just an acquaintance I like talking lore with is involved in any drama I do not want to hear it nor do I care if it does not directly involve me. In fact even then I dont want to unless said person comes to me privately and talks like an adult should rather than throwing a tantrum behind your laptop because someone said an awful word, or beliefs were disliked-- literally any reason or post of a callout. I'm not here for it.
If there is EVER a problem dont be afraid to message me PRIVATELY and talk it out like two mature adults. If I did something to upset you? Let me know I want this blog ESPECIALLY to be for the sake of laughs. Has it been a good month since my last reply? Just send me a lil' hey or just check in. Have I not replied? Its probably just me as the Mun having an awful attention span for anything that isn't hands on.
The Mun:
Look I know the novel above for one singular subject is actually very unfortunately neccessary for me.
My career and as a person have me not only practically programmed but I am openly blunt/ "real" with people.
I am not going to say something you want to hear. You might not like my saying no to a thread but my goal is to be honest and respectful to everyone.
And not only that I'm tired of not covering my ass and trying to pretend this doesn't happen to me behind the scenes or on blast for all to see.
If I plan on sending a private message apologizing for an upsetting subject I wrote of or simply discussing conflicts/ issues privately I hope to god that you who are reading this has the same common courtesy.
Regardless if my blunt sometimes told "Too much" honesty is why I disclose my absolute refusal to negative interactions I really am chill - and occasionally way too excitable or talkative.
I really do love meeting plenty of new people and writers alike in the role playing community as a whole and very much enjoy trying new plots/ ideas out unless it is unreasonable to the plot.
If you wanna just be meme traders for a fellow beloved Fandom or RPC? Ok. I'll try to find some just as good to make the meme trade a fair one.
You wanna make a thread all about how gullible a muse is? Sure!
Maybe even send a thirsty or shitpost worthy ask? 100%
Or do you just have a question about the Muse/Mun/ Or Writing? Go ahead!
I love and live for the angst and self authored stories to Headcanons or missed plot points on muses. The ways so many different types of relationships between characters form and change. But I would also smash the yes button if someone asked me how I felt if someone swung into the ask Simping on lovely Water Boy? Go for it because again; fun. Let's cackle over his style choices or his horribly abused kindess/ trust.
I'm a human guys let's not worry about anything else but the fact we're all here for the same thing: and that's fun and enjoyment as well as having an ability to flex our creative side. It doesnt matter how fantastic or bad (This mun right here) is at edits manips or coding for the theme. We all learn and grow and I just wanna have a good time and I'm sure every normal person that's not a psychopath wants to have a happy healthy safe and fun environment for roleplay/writing.
Thank you for reading this if you did. Any questions? Want Stan to be your water bottle toting and Fanny Pack Efficiency having man get stuck in a plot with your muse? Feel free to hmu send in an ask or meme etc.
I dont bite unless someone bites me with their attitude. I look forward to meeting/interacting/and memeing with everyone.
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