sexting via ravens

(even though we’ve both discussed this at length. I am asking for others benefit 😉)

Ah, you spoil me 🥰

So, sexting via ravens. I actually have no idea how I came up with that term, but somehow I had the vaguest image of saucy little messages being sent via raven as an equivalent to modern sexting and I thought it was hilarious.

Obviously, the fic I started looks vastly different.

It's set in a vague future post canon and Jon is still Lord Commander of the NW, while Theon is commander at Eastwatch (I guess Cotter Pyke was eaten by a grumkin or smth) and they are at a fragile not-quite-friends-but-hey-you-at-least-know-me-since-forever kinda state. They exchange notes on NW stuff via raven and it gets more personal over time, and then they start the dirty talk (basically Theon makes a dirty joke and Jon takes it way too seriously and is like, omg how do I respond to that SATIN HELP)

And while Jon (with the help of his ever faithful steward telling him how to talk/write dirty) starts to come out of his comfort zone, Theon is kinda roleplaying his old self while trying to ignore the very different reality. Until the time comes to meet face to face, and Theon utterly panics bc well, there's no way he can actually do to Jon what he said he'd do in his letters, then Jon panics bc suddenly Theon ghosts him and omg the last note I sent about licking certain body parts was too much wasn't it SATIN HELP

Anyway meet they must and they go there both panicking and thinking the worst possible scenario of each other and then they probably fuck in a cave 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's... crack treated seriously I guess? Lots of fun and all that but also a lot of angst and soft moments and all the FEELS etc

Thank you for the ask, my dear ♥️

got my refs nw so can give that volunteer thing/sheet in later + now just panicking over this course bc the page seems to have gone missing/been deleted so been tryna contact the college like is this cancelled???? r there spaces left ???? 😩 I called them earlier + got disconnected when they tried to redirect me to the admissions so just sent them an email specifying the course that I wanted to do bc there were 2 + idk if the lady I spoke to just said she saw the other one sooo have to make sure 🤦🏻‍♀️ (as other one is still there)

also still haven't heard back from the exam board I contacted for the GCSE fees for that particular one soooo 😩 apparently they're all busy w mock exams or smth 🤷🏻‍♀️

my mums tested pos for covid nw - its just me + my sister not showing any symptoms atm so - I’m walking around the house w a mask on unless I'm in my room + just staying in my room as much as possible - double washing any cutlery or cups I use before I use them obv, I bought my own bday cake bc last night my sister was blowing out the match above the cake + touching the cake + my sisters been hanging around them while they’ve both had symptoms, + plus I wanted the red velvet cake so 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ they got me a different one then I had asked for so lol ffs, but they’re not trying to social distance from us or anything, not wearing a mask - we even hav ppl over atm doing up our kitchen + yr not allowed that either if u test pos so ???? my parents just don’t give a shit at all, I heard my mum go into mine + my sisters bathroom + coughing n spluttering everywhere (even tho there's a bathroom downstairs + they have their own bathroom so??) - I had to wear a mask in the bathroom + got a new toothbrush + am keeping that in my room as well as a second hand towel in my room to dry my hands after washing - like I wash hands in the bathroom, dry hands on my bath towel (though I have a separate one i’m using now) - open the door + then wash hands again + dry them w the hand towel in my room - like I rem my parents complaining about if my sister + I got covid + spread it round to them + they died or w/e + yet they are doing absolutely fuck all to even socially distance from us or even wear a mask around the house - they don’t even cover their mouths when they cough so I'm just walking around holding my breath + wearing a mask + avoiding them as much as possible omgggg - also my mum going into our bathroom seems like she's doing that on purpose to try + infect us + I hope she dies tbh - bc she doesn’t use our bathroom, ever

sooo update: my mum’s mum is dead, n nw I have no living grandparents lol, she wasn’t as depressed as I thought she’d be about it so 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ but yesterday we went out shopping n ate out at this Vietnamese place which the food was nice 😭💖 tho still prefer japanese food/places tbhh, buuut my mum is sat there staring at ppl outside from our window seat n basically insulting and mocking everyone walking past (not to them/their faces obv) just making fun of their outfits, calling them fat etc n I just ??????? some of the ppl she pointed out that ‘needed to lose some weight’ as she said weren’t even fat tho??? or overweight??? like they looked normal???? also my mums overweight so idk wtf she's on about, n now suddenly I know why I developed anorexia, bc I was size uk 6 petite n my mum still called me fat n I starved myself so she’d stop n also I suddenly thought I was fat bc my mum was telling me I was fat 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ n nw she says I’m, ‘perfect’ size n how she wishes she could be my size, n if she was my size she’d be happy or w/e, while the doctors each time they weigh me r like ‘yh yr severely underweight’ but 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ like I can’t eat properly anymore bc I starved myself for years so 😩😩😩