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Vlad (Pheonix): Just giving you a heads up, when it becomes known that you are dating me. You will have to fight through my 6 abominable exes, as well as Gary.

Constantine: Why is the 7th one called Gary.

Vlad: Because that is his name...?

Constantine: No, I mean why is he differentiated from the others?

Vlad: Ah. Because Gary is not my ex, he's just Gary.

Constantine: Then why is he-

Vlad: He likes card games, the others are most likely to try and kill you.

Constantine: Noted.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #You may be wondering #“How does Vlad have 6 exes?”#Well you see young whippersnapper #He's lived a while #So he got around #Only managed to bag 6 people his whole life though #Mosly because of his high standards but still #Gary is just.... Gary.#Vlad played card games with him once and suddenly is declared his friend #Like Gary would fistfight someone for him (Which is what happened to the previous 6 exes so he's the big boss)#(Gary has been deprived of someone playing card games with him so he grabbed onto Vlad first chance he got)#(Vlad cannot get rid of him)#(They also gossip together quite frequently and Vlad brings over treats for said gossip over games)

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