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#( i would say thank God but i would be demolishing wheels of edam still even if i was )
derpinette
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i am dying from lactose deficiency
#coping by eating chocolates even tho i greatly would prefer eating anything else made of real dairy not this fake yellow crap
#that tastes nothing like milk or cheese or butter
#protip if you ever go to asia DO NOT order any food with cheese as the centerpiece unless mozarella. if yellow DO NOT GET IT
#it tastes awful i thought it was just my country but apparently this is the same everywhere tastes like weirdly sweet vomit
#nothing like cheese whatsoever absolutely putrid. feeling starved. cos i am due to being a poorfag
#&even it i were not i would still starve because i live in a village in the middle of nowhere so it is either jungle river food or
#fake microplastic food or no food at all so i choose no food at all Sorry about it ! well i eat mangos which are actually delicious
#if sweet if not it tastes horrible &as long as the mango is not too stringy/hairy i can eat loads of them
#anyway i was right i WOULD die without dairy that is the answer to the query ( haha ) ( sorry... )
#i am disintegrating into dust canny even drink water because you will get diseases if you drink from the tap
#am not posh enough to afford plastic bottles
#also i know the reason why this is with the fake horrible dairy is cos like most of asia is lactose intolerant (i did not carry that gene)
#( i would say thank God but i would be demolishing wheels of edam still even if i was )
#&also they do not have milk cows. imagine living here &growing up here i kiss my palm front &back that i was not this is hell
#also there are no local tomato paste brand this is actually almost like a torture simulation made specifically for me
#where would i be without dairy
#now i know the answer. starved
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