LISTEN I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN OKAY

got offered indy500 tickets for (what feels like) cheap. but sunday is a marathon that like 60% of my friends are racing and i said id probs go cheer for them. FUCK!

i need to have sex.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!!?

dude. bro. you built the core, a foundational bit of underground infrastructure. you also very much did step in to take some of asgore's LV. history didn't retroactively change who committed the deathblow there, and asgore is still otherwise-unaccountabky down a level. your actions leave nipples throughout the world which no shattering can erase.

im fucking sobbing. this hit me exactly the way you must have intended.i hate you so myuch and i love you for this

so no silksong?

21 years of life, nooo daddy kink, and then SUDDENLY-

mlfeminist is a terf

ah shit the bed almighty thankies.

ive just realized willow is a victim of the "asian girl dyes her hair an unnatural color to show shes Cool and Different" trope

came across the word ‘OTP’ in one of my journals from when I was 11. my health bar went down immediately.

my favourite coworker is quitting without notice at the end of today’s shift and on one hand I’m SO glad he’s getting out bc our manager is SO mean to him but also. fuck dude he’s like a third of the reason this place hasn’t killed me yet

carolina by harry styles is a jake song. sorry

Pick a Physical Attribute: PT-4

Fuck I accidentally set it for one day. Oh well.

mmmmmmm fuck.

I drove away from my house doing like a mental checklist of all the important things I need for the day and I was so proud that I remembered all of them but I still felt like I was forgetting SOMETHING. Just as I arrive at work and pull into the parking lot. I remember it. My fucking wrist brace.

back in 1st and 2nd grade our teacher had these smileys she gave us and throughout the week shed use them to judge us and our behavior

i have never gotten below the best smiley and always got a nice little message for my mom that im a well behaved kid